Jan 11 2007Lindsay Lohan runs down the street in her bikini

Is she running from that goof behind her

SECOND!!

Where's all of the freckles in this pic?

......OMG.........alert the media........I......was..........first

There she goes....trying to steal Paris' paparazzi again. That bitch will do anything for attention.

Isn't that the girl who used to make movies a long time ago?

I would be running if that freaky guy was behind me too!

there must have been a lot of bouncing there

Did anyone notice her choice of footwear?

Did anyone notice her choice of footwear? I don't know about you but I regularly go running in high heeled slip on shoes.

How many bikinis does this girl own and why is she never in clothing? ALSO WHEN DOES SHE SLEEP?

Even better she is running AND smoking!

And how much running can she REALLY be doing with a cigarette stuffed between those sausage links she calls fingers? And in shoes like that? I'm not an expert on women's footwear, but I would bet that you can't run too far in clodhoppers like those .
Now the dude in the back - he's her designated drink holder. That way she can still claim that she hasn't touched any alcohol in ....

Not only the wedge heels, but running with a lit cigarette. Would someone just give her a pair of scissors please. Also, why is the creepy guy wearing a hat? Did they just knock off a liquor store?

Sorry saffron. We were typing the same thing at the same time, & your hi-speed link was better than mine.

Wait a minute—where's her appendectomy scar?

hey, guys?? where is her appendectomy scar? from the appendectomy she had last week?

It's cool wedgeone. Great minds think a like

Run
Run
Puff
Run
Run
Gasp
Run
Puff
Cough

Is that a cigarette in her hand? she is deffinetly not running for a workout.
Lindsay when she was sexy

Look at her facial expression. That's definitely a expression of slight pain. She's running to get to the closest toilet...

maybe she's doing her post-surgery workout. one two three four, puff two three four...
dr's orders.

she heard someone yell from around the corner "free coke"... yeah she's a coke head.

man oh man, what a trainwreck. good scoop superficial

www.carpemundus.com - lol@cigarette

Don't know how this is possible but this looks more tight.Must be because she heavely breathing.

There are so many things wrong with these pictures I don't know where to start...but I imagine things started like this:

"Hey Random Follower, wanna see something funny?"
(Random makes some Goofy-style laughing noise.)
"I haven't had any media attention in about 6 minutes, so I'm gonna run down the street in my bikini and heels like an idiot and see if they notice!"
(Goofy laugh)
"You follow behind me in case I drop my cigarette, mmkay? And look like you adore me, cuz that's what I pay you for, mmkay?"
(Goofy laugh again)
"GO!!!!"

Or something like that...

Who's that tall guy what's creeping behind her?Her mental coach?

"Oh, and maybe if I run they won't notice my lack of an appendectomy scar. I STILL can't believe they bought that one!!!"

Ok, we see that guy running behind her grinning like a 3rd grader seeing porn for the first time and we wonder why she's running down the street?

The boobies flop up

The boobies flop down

The boobies flop up

The boobies flop down

What had happened was that the press finally found her in a bar. Since she doesn't want to be in any photos with liquor bottles, she ran away. Literally. Fortunatly she found someone nice enough to hold her drink for her until the paparazzi went away.

You know, for her age Lindsay Lohans mother has an ok bikini body. Yeah, she looks ok for a 45 year old.

What a great ad for the circa 1995 Payless shoes she's sporting!

Well she's clearly either insane, retarded or both. But still I have to say...I'd hit it.

I'm actually going to say something nice here. I liked those shoes so much that I almost dropped $160 on them last summer. They're C.Ronson (not Payless...ahem). Still, I hadn't planned on running in them.

But since this is Blowhan, I have to end with something snarky, right? Um, how about...Is this the running of the bull or something?

And oh yeah, do any of these girls actually work???

For some reason this made me think of a Mentos commercial.

If she REALLy had an appendectomy, I don't think she would be able to run this soon. Which leads me to belive that the appendectomy story was complete bullshit. Which leads me to believe that she probably was in the hospital dealing with her latest overdose. Which leads me to believe she's a coked out whorebag.

Those are her pool shoes. Obviously $160 equals $1.60 in Lindsay money.

The shoes are called "espadrilles". I'd say they are the most comfortable high-heeled shoe ever made. That said, you wouldn't see me running the Miami 5k in a pair of them.
Maybe Lindsay chose the most popular form of surgery to avoid any scarring - through the belly button. ;)
Her newest film, sponsored by Parliament, is going to be titled, "Little Miss Asthma".

She was running to get some of this man-meat.

those are quite possibly the ugliest shoes on this planet.

Fashion shoes on, lit ciggy in one hand... ready-set-go... I LOVES MY Little Lindsay!!! Who doesn't just lap this stuff up!?!?

Peace-Out-Niggas

Holy fucked-up belly button.
Barf.

I found this guys myspace profile.

http://www.myspace.com/funnyderek

he is actully kinda cute.

I can totally relate to LiLO...Whenever I'm on coke and heroin and have had a couple drinks, I too, enjoy running around in my bikini while smoking a cigarette. I just usually do it late at night, when the rest of the world is asleep...geez, I'm not starving for attention like she is!

She definitly looks like she's having a POTTY EMERGENCY!!!!

What's worse: Papparazzi catching her crapping herself in a bikini? Or papparazzi catching her running to the restroom?

I need to know what a woman who brays like a donkey during coitus and is
capable of upwards of ten orgasms in one single night looks like

This bitch is really grating my nerves.

yeah, i had appendicitis last year and had an emergency appendectomy and there is no way i could have been running around like that a week later, and i'm young and healthy. plus, as others have mentioned, where are her scars? the only thing that would have made this good is if she tripped and fell and went down the hill like a human slinky.

I like your name, carrie bradshaw. :)

That slinky comment reminded me of the episode of Family Guy when they show Dubya mastering the slinky on the stairs. Hee.

That guy seems to be enjoying following her inside her fart cloud.

Horrendous shoes. Just horrible.

There is a sniper right? Anyhone? Someone please tell me there is a sniper involved...

Run, Forrest! Run!

Thanks alot, Lohan! Now I want to spit out my Nicorette and go buy a pack of Marlboros.

I don't know what she had done in the hospital (obviously not an appendectomy - lack of scar as several have pointed out & she was out partying the SAME NIGHT she was released from the hospital).....But her friends (who love her so much they won't stop releasing personal info & pics), say the doctors told her: her liver is shot, it is leaking two dangerous types of enzymes into her blood instead of getting rid of them, they were suprised she was still walking, and told her if she doesn't stop drinking, she will die.

I think we all know what the odds are on wether or not she'll stop drinking, so we who love to loathe her have 2 choices
1.. pray for her health and write concerned fan letters begging her to stop.
2..sacrifice a virgin to the demon blood lords of hell for them to take her soon and help the process along by buying her a drink everytime we see her.

I don't know about anyone else but I'm going for number 2 - don't you judge me.

Lol. Lindsay's so cool.

Showing off an appendectomy scar? You can see a little pink line under her top.

Lindsay: "Oh my god, i think my liver just fell out... I gotta go check. I may need an emergency liveritis".

Dude behind her: "he, cool. Can I watch?"

nice suregery scar on her boob in the third photo I think

Attention jealous spiteful women and spastic homo boys: It don't matter what color the pubes are, you can't knock that bod.

Her waist doesn't curve in that sexy hourglass way, which makes her torso mannish. Her breasts look like they were stuffed under there like two hams, which isn't far from the truth. Her facial bone structure may be her only saving grace, she better get some beauty sleep STAT though.

Anyone notice that she's copied Jessica Alba's one bikini style?

Is it possible that the creep behind her is satan trying to tempt her? "It's just ONE drink!"

She doesn't look that bad here. The bikini suits her.

IF there is some new modern magic way to have an appendectomy without a scar, she still would feel too lousy for running. Same with the rumor that her liver gave out. If she had liver disease, she still wouldn't be able to run. The only real question here is how could she be stupid enough to come up with the "appendectomy" excuse and NOT EXPECT PEOPLE TO LOOK FOR THE SCAR OR WONDER WHY SHE CAN RUN?? Is she running to her invisible plane that is just around the corner??

Doesn't this twit own any clothes?

Maybe she was in South Beach (probably). Yes, you can walk across the street to eat, shop, whatever...no big deal, that's what you (some people do) - unless you're a fat slob... There's a woman in her purple bikini in the background who's doing the same thing.

Glad to see Lindsay back in action ;)

she looks good in these pics
is a cute girl after all's said and done
still has that past to deal with

Lindsay Lohan should do what she does best; giving blowjobs and snorting blow off guys balls!

#71. That's my occupation, and I take it seriously, dammit! Amateurs like Blohan ruin it for the professionals, ...

attention whore

#71 - She doesn't snort coke off dudes balls. She snorts dudes balls off of coke.

god i need some mouthwash

she is def running from that creepy guy behind her. notice in the closeup of one of the pics he is touching her hair while she is running. i almost feel sorry for her having to put up with that crap.

i had a guy chase me once fondling my hair but it was mutual. there's a difference.

somehow this looks like the celebrity version of the 2-man luge

"sure, you can do me in the butt again...but you have to catch me first!!!" (squirt-squirt squirt-squirt squirt-squirt squirt-squirt squirt-squirt ...)

Hey you big yank! whaddya think you're doing deleting me huh pussy?

Finally a serious offer,be free to put sum more.

OK, here we go. 1. I paid a plastic surgeon a great deal of money to put silicon bags in my breasts. 2. Therefore, my breasts are bigger. 3. So, I need a bigger bathing suit top. It's not that hard, people!

She looks like a twit, but I have to say, the shoes are cute.

in spain they have the running of the bulls...
in florida they have the running of the whores.

I always wondered what my massage therapist looked like before she became the size of a boat.

The cigarette between her fingers was a nice classy touch.

She's getting a lot of crap from the comments here but you could only wish she was running at you looking like that.

The guy chasing her? I know him! He's the accidental tourist from the WTC

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/crash.htm

I said it before and I'll say it again.

She looks ok for a 45 year old woman, but she is only 20 YEARS OLD!!!!!

She looks haggard old and has a shitload of skin damage.

Lindsay Lohan is a piece of shit.

No way she's actually running, not only because the shoes. Which I doubt are actually that hard to run in, they have a solid sole.

But more notably, because look at the size of the Ash on her cig in a few of the pics. It's almost a 1/3rd the cigarette itself. Merely moving her arms at a normal speed would knock that ash off, let alone a slow jog. Stupid whore is doing like a slow motion run in place.

^ That doesn't mean I would hit it for the sake of fucking someone famous though.

FREE VODKA!

Much like the Running of the Bulls in Pamploma, Linds here is doing the Running of the Papilloma--poor drunk thing got it confused.

I wish her top would fall off so the ensuing bouncing would knock her the fuck out. It would mean Christmas cam late this year, but it would still be worth it.

#71 & 75 - Ass Troll, still cutting Phys Ed to run home and post as me? No one's fooled. You haven't been funny since... fuck it, ever. The last funny thing I heard you say is "Get your dick out of her mouth!!!" the last time you caught your mom blowing me. On your bed. Again. Thirsty bitch.

#89 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Much like most of C List Hollywood when it comes to Lohan, you nailed it. I mean, look at the determination on her face! Well played, sir.

look what we did rich!!

So Funny.

What's funny, Danielle?

The Vodka Comment...and?

And nothing else. Just wanted to know what was funny.

she heard Paris is around the corner and she has gone to catch up

Jrz (this is getting confusing), we probably eat dinner and yell at our kids at about the same time too... and damnYELL was referring to me when she said that... she's looking for some new material to regurgitate.

I see us opening our eyes about 1 minute apart every morning, stretching 1 minute apart, and rolling out of our respective beds and tipping over the empties 1 minute apart, too!!!!!

Go drink a jug of kerosene, light a match and then...swallow it.

If you think your jokes are funny now....just wait til' your brain is ablaze.

That's when the real material will start to flow...out of your ass...and quite possibly through your nose as well.

In other news that sucks:

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=247497>1=7703

I was really hoping that shit was gonna show up on YouTube.

Fucking fish didn't activate my link. Maybe it will work on this one, which proves just how cool Canadians are:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

Totally suitable for work, if you keep the volume low.

Who's pussy do I have to eat to get a fucking link activated?

Is there something I'm doing wrong? Is the fish conspiring to eliminate the retards from this site who are so dumb they can't even copy/paste? Actually, anything the fish does to elimate the double-digit IQ folks from these parts is fine by me.

Carry on.

go drink bleach
go drink kerosene

Danielle - your material is getting old - same crap - different day.....

#101 - Everyone knows that my saliva would extinguish the match... duuuuuuuh. And my brain will be lit tonight by my friendly neighborhood weed selling entrepreneurs... and you still won't be funny. And I laugh at everything when stoned: abortion, murder, army ants, despots... leave it to you to take the air out of the humor balloon.

for the record--I tried to be civil----everyone look--right there in #s 95 & 97. See, I was Nice Jrz.
Danielle--go stare at David Beckham...you'll feel better. Seriously, everything is gonna be okay.....David is coming!!

Jim - if you eat damnYELL's, the only thing that'll be activated is labial herpes and a propensity to having a broken heart. And her IQ's about a 45, you know, like her belt size, so she'll be around a bit longer.

..army ants.

Jrz - shame on you! was that 'civil' remark a dig at her civil service at the DMV???

I is on my break!!!

I know rich..........it's this David Beckham....he's making me feel all soft inside.

#105.

Join the fanclub, turd. Moving on.

#106.

Saliva is only produced by "mammals". You are in a species all your own buddy..it ain't "human" for sure. Whatever you said after "duhh" was in scrammble, mind explaining in english?...or are your insides too fried to respond?

#107.

You're right. You were civil. So was I in spot #96. What's your point? I simply responded to BitchSnort's lame comeback. Now, if you care to illustrate any further "antics", do so on your own time...not mine. Moving on.

#110.

Nice one Billy. I see you've still got your head up your mother's cooter. Oxygen buddy, oxygen.

Lindsay Lohan is running to her bukkake apointment with about 50 guys who will shoot hot steamy loads in her mouth and on her face!

See! I tried.

In the words of Eddie Murphy, You brought this shit on yo'self.

#112:

So, how do you explain the spitting cobra? To prove my point, I've just mailed one to you. Enjoy!

Cunt.

#112...i really don't care about your feuds with the others on here, but i read them all the time and you are quite annoying. what is "scrammble" again?? i feel like maybe you should use real words when critiquing someone else's grasp of Standard English

#116 -- that's your tax dollars at work - which I am sure are paying for danielle's edu-ma-cation

9 you idiot, who gives a fuck about her shoes. i am sure she carefully selected that particular pair just so she coul sprint down the street in her bikini with a cigarette in her hand and fuckin donnie darko weirdo behind her.

Maybe Linds is trying to warn the world about the Beckhams? "The British are coming, the British are coming!"

#112 - You've used all those already, and they weren't remotely smile-inducing then either. If you humor was the bathroom wall and your jokes were wet toilet paper, they still wouldn't stick. And I have a spitting cobra for you damnYELL, right behind my enormous zipper.

#117--true, but from the content of her posts, I've concluded that she can't have gone any further in her studies than 7th grade. so how is she online? don't middle schools block their students from accessing celebrity gossip websites in the computer lab? someone should look into that

#114.You didn't TRY anything. You FAILED the minute you uttered my name. Like I said before: "Keep my name out your mouth (ie: posts) and replace it with a dick..you know, like you do on the regular.

#115. Oh great, another nosey fan. No autographs today. Party's over. Moving on.

Shit-stain.

#116. Yet, ANOTHER fan. I won't explain myself to you because...you don't exist. Moving on.

#117.

I ignored your ass before..I think I'll continue.

Dumbass.

122 you irritate me. fuck
stick

#122 - I think you should spell phonetically, like: Keep mah name outcha mouf. It would be much more believable then.

hahahahaha...124

you make me laugh

#123.

And...?

#124.

Crackers are so funny.

Yes, I said crackers.

Just for your information...I didn't start the "ethnic" antics...BitchSnort did. Just wanted to put that on record before whiny bitches start posting the "oh my gosh, did she like totally just say that? shit".

Continue.

#122 danielle

Lots of people seem to dislike you on here. I think I see a Dr. Phill Show idea!!!!

And of course I also see a skanky haggard used up coke whore running for the bathroom.

Good morning danielle- Why are you always so crabby?? Just curious.

Eh, Lohan is boring. And that is all.

#126 - Being that you memorize and parrot my posts with such tenacity, I would have thought that you'd know by now I ain't white. Nice try though. I bet you drive a KIA, you know, because you like to Keep Ignorance Alive... Jesse Jackson would be proud.

Uh...yeah. A lot of people "dislike" me. Right. Notice how when I post something about the story...trolls seem to follow and question my comments. Hmmmm.....they don't "dislike" me, they "like" to annoy me. Two completely different things sweetie.

Hey Pretty, not crabby..just annoyed. Two main suspects: Jrz & Bitchy...aka, assTROLLS.

Damn Rich- You have a huge cock!!!!

#127 -- too good for Dr. Phil -- more like Jerry Springer

better yet - Maury

think she has found her baby daddy, yet?

Nice to see that things are back to normal on the Fish Blog.
Now if Rich's troll could just take hold of DamYell's hand and together they do the "Mario Danelo San Pedro shuffle", the world would be perfect.

#129.

You're not white, you're not pink, you're not blue...your point, bigfoot?

I drive a what? Ignorance is your middle name hun...or is it trash? Can't remember.

#133.

Be gone dickshit..be gone.

#132 - He's doin' a bid... bangin' don't pay like it used ta homie...

So what are you doing for MLK Day, DanYELL? gonna go kill a crackah!

#134 - You're like the Fish speedbag. See? If you dream it, it will happen. And you must be the only person at the DMV without a license. Damn Alize will haunt you for years!

#130 - danielle, But jrz & Rich don't troll, they get trolled horribly on here. They always post as themselves. Just want to clear that up.

Rich Ignorance Port...Rich Trash Port...

yeah Rich Trash Port sounds much classier, and it rolls off the tongue nicer

...i dunno I just had to test the two out

well back to myspace I go, where all the REAL fun is at

Jrz - She'll be in Washington to commemorate that most imporatnt of national holidays, but instead of the National Mall, she'll be humming "I Have a Scream" in some guy's lap in the back of a cab.

#137

Uh....no. Why would you say something like that? Why? Wanna get together and go shopping on Rodeo?

#138.

...

#139.

I can't seem to tell the difference since both versions are lame. Eh.

#140 - Don't forget, my mother's a crack whore and my head is literally inside her cooter.

#141.

You spelled important wrong cumbag.

#140 hahahah yes MySpace! Where the "fun" is.... heeeehheeeeheee ahhh. That was funny to me somehow.
Now Richsnort or Bitchyport- I have heard that getting nicknames means an extreme form of flattery!!!

so she farts laughing gas. i'll be damned.

#144 - My laces are also untied. And my balls itch. You're pretty observant for someone who has a hard time spelling GED.

No, DanYELL, I don't want to go "shopping" with you again. The last time was the most embarassing experience of my life....I still can't believe you actually thought you could fit all FOUR tires up your cooch and get out of TrakAuto with a five-finger discount.

Oh for the love of god!

Fish, mind posting a new thread already?

The trolls are crowding the perimeter.

#145 - I stopped picking up hookers in DC for fear that I might get sasquatch (shudder)...

#148.

I didn't do that! Are we forgetting the time I went with you to Tiffany's and you clocked one of the guards over the head with your used tampon so you could steal that 7,000 dollar charmbracelet?

Shame on you!

So, DanYELL, will you be heading over to the Delta Elite tonight? Fridays are big ugly bull dyke night!!

#150.

I guess your mother no longer has a ride home.

hahaha yes this is some funny shit!! The shopping does not sound all that good.... Uh-leave me out....

#152. Well then, grab your clogs and get down there this instant!

clocked a guard over the head with a tampon?? are you aware a tampon weighs like 3 ounces? that was a silly comeback. try again.

DID EVERYONE NOTICE HER APPENDECTOMY SCAR?

OR LACK OF IT????

#151 didn't work, DanYELL. It fell flat from the beginning.

#156.

Not Jrz's tampon. The thing is like a log. You wouldn't believe the amount of toxic waste that comes out of that thing during it's "time of the month" yuck!

P.S.

Go suck a dick.

#158.

Maybe not for you...but that guard sure did have a headache in the end.

Damn, Lohan....

Just.....damn.....

that's dumb, DanYELL. You're beating a dead horse.

Know what will kill us though? will you say, I IS ON MAH BREAK! And do that head swivelly thing with your gigantic neon FloJo rhinestone encrusted fingernail up?

or can you tell us how many different fathers your kids have again? Biatcho always gets a huge kick out of that one....

#159 - You make Michael Richards seem like a comic genius. I'd sooner believe Britney was wearing panties than believe anyone who says "wow damnYELL just had me laughing!!!!".

damnYELL is so stupid she has appendectomy scar in the back of all of her textbooks. Damn that was stupid. I'm wasting fucking braincells here trying to communicate with a fucking idiot.

Or can you tell us how many different fathers your kids have again? Please...Biatcho always gets a kick out of that.

159.
"its" not "it's"...

and I don't suck dicks until after 12 pm...i'm on a different work schedule from your mom, she has the early shift. thanks for lookin out tho!

hubba. it beared repeating.

Honey, I think smoking while running defeats the purpose of running.

#161.

I'll do that little "skit" that you just illustrated after you do your's. You know, the one when you wipe your ass with the back of your hand, flush the Port-O-Potty and then do a happy barnyard dance.

Again with the father's, nails, bonifa/laqueefa/monifa shit. And you say I'M recycling comebacks? Right.

Crackers should learn new material...fast.

Christ I'm tired of this post. NEXT!

Port-a-potties don't flush, Sasquatch.

Try again.

Jrz, I wonder if she has to type holding pencils since her fingers are too fat too hit just one key at a time. I bet it sounds like trying to play the piano with a sledgehammer.

What's that smell?

What's with the scary homeless guy following Lindsay Lohan around? Is that the newest accessory this year?

#172 - It's called an upper lip damnYELL... it's right under your moustache...

#174

Oh how I love you.

right under your moustache.......hee hee hee.

Jrz, I can't stop laughing at that one... my coworkers are getting mad...

(crickets)

TO DANIELLE:

I don't know anything about you as a person, so I don't mean to offend you with what I'm going to write because I don't know you, but your verbal feuds with other posters take up a lot of space on this blog, and they are distracting me from reading comments relating to the main article. I come to superficial.com to read trashy things about celebrities I do not know but at least recognize from tabloids. I don't come here to read some back-and-forth argument between two or more people I do not recognize at all.

If you consider the people who verbally attack you to be losers and unworthy of your wit, time, and concern, probably a reasonable way to respond to them is to not respond at all. No truly confident, intelligent person will really feel insulted if a mentally disabled person talks shit to them. If anything, the smart person will feel a measure of pity for the disabled person. In much the same way Michael Caine might react if some homeless drunk guy called him a pathetic failure.

I know that the arguments between you and other posters are not entirely your fault. You get insulted, you fire back, they feel gratified over your anger, and they fire another volley, you are gratified in some way that maybe you're getting under their skin, and fire back, on and on and on back and forth.

I can't help but feel there might be an underlying battle for status in all of your arguments. Hence, the referencing of anachronistic post #s from days/months ago that no one cared about back then, let alone now (i.e. "well when you attacked me in post # so-and-so in the so-and-so article..."). Let me assure you, I don't care about your arguments with other posters, and I'm pretty certain (though I can't of course speak for others) that not many other people give a damn, either. I don't read your posts and say "dammn... she burned him with that one!" or "oooohhh, SNAP! that was good!" What I'm really wondering is why you keep claiming not to care about what people say about you, yet you continue to allow yourself to be baited and have your time wasted by people you repeatedly dismiss as being inferior to you. You will never win status here, because no one cares. Your computer could explode, and you could never come here again, and no one will wonder for long "where did Danielle go?" Of course people might chuckle for a few days and feel sorry that they can't get any more cheap laughs off of arguing with you (also, I won't discount the possibility that you also get cheap laughs by arguing with them), but after that, no one cares.

What I mean to say is, it's probably not good for your health or self esteem to use so much of your time and energy on something so useless. If you're smart, witty, and creative, and I'm sure you are, why not write your own celebrity blog to compete with this site? Be funny! Write witty, insightful articles. Don't waste your time arguing with people you despise. Because when you argue, they're winning.

I could go on and on with my frustration, but let me just end with the fact that I'm disappointed in the reduced number of articles that seem to be coming on this site as of late, and I'm even more disappointed that the comedy value in these few articles is diluted with off topic tangent arguments.

The next time someone baits you, it might be smart just to ignore them, and focus your comedic energies on responding to the blog topic itself. It's a cliche, but it's true -- people only successfully make fun of you if you show them you give a shit.

Lindsay really SHOULD wear a bag over her head.

#179.

You really should e-mail that piece of shit to Jrz Rich...not me.

Maybe you should go back to June 2006 and read about who "really" started this constant bickering since you have SO much time on your hands.

Whoops....I responded.

My bad.

Hello...she had an abortion, she didn't have her appendix removed. Think about it: she went to a clinic in a mall or something, was alright the next day, no scar.....I'm not a genius or anything but this thing screams "abortion"

danielle- You forgot to tell #179-
(tumbleweed rolls by)

Lindsay Lohan sucks cock round the clock!

Good one Pretty

;)

I think you all should have a dance-off to settle your disputes.

Lindsay should just suck everbodys cock and lick all the chicks assholes to settle things!

Duck, duck...GOOSE!!!

That is not a very flattering bikini.

#174 - That was just goddam funny. No doubt about it.
DamYell - in the future, when you type something like post #135, stop & think for a moment - is it really funny? Does it make any sense in the comic realm? Would it hold a candle to #174?
Really - what is a "dickshit"? Dipstick and Dipshit and Dickhead are commonly used terms of insult. Words like that fly your way most every hour. But I've never heard anyone use the phrase "dickshit".
Cripes, you're the only person I've ever seen who can make Pauly Shore look like a friggin' genius.

Lindsay Blowhan licks blow off pussies, cocks and assholes and she sucks the cocks dry and swallows!

I'm confused why none of the other people in those pics seem to notice these two half naked people running down the side walk?! Has the hatred for Lindsey Lohan grown so great that people just don't even see her anymore?!? and anyone who associates with her gets sucked in to this same vortex of non-existence?!? That's just crazy!!!

So who's more fucked up, someone who responds to my pettiness or someone who writes a manifesto to the person who responds to my pettiness?

#191.

Should I just call you "tag along" or does "brown noser" fit you better?

Calling me "unfunny" would be like calling you "king/queen/thing of humor"...which certainly won't be happening in the near the future.

Go wipe your ass..your B.O. is flooding the blog.

yes #174 very funny-- #179, just what "comedic talents" of danielle's were you referring to?? You used a lot of paragraphs just to tell her she's annoying. #194, if you fell in a forrest, would anyone hear you??

maybe Lindsay is doing a public service announcement on Unsafe & Ineffective Aerobic Excercise.

196--If you made a joke, would anyone recognize it?

Danielle are you here just to insult other people? Don't you have something else to do?

kaiser, sounds like you're jealous because you weren't asked to stay over...

#199. Uh, yeah..like posting my opinon on the STORY. I've tried to do that without having ass trolls follow me after doing so..but to no avail.

Mind your own fucking business twat.

Well, by calling me twat i assume you're here juste to insult other poster. And by the STORY do you mean other poster opinion? How old are you? You're a little bit immature aren't you?

187 & 188 Why your both right!!!

# 81 running of the whores....
that's fucking good!

you know... alot of Olympic champions trained like that.... running in a bikini... in heels... with a lit cig.....

wonder when this girls money will run out and she and Tom Sizemore will end up in a box on hollywood Blvd.......

She's not on the street, she's at the Delano hotel. She's probably running back to her cabana, but who knows what for.

jrzmommy (what kind of name is that) and I (see above post where I am so proud of my african american status)do in fact harass others here. It is in our nature. We cannot help it.

I post on the internet while supposedly at work (see above). I don't know which is sadder ... that fact or the real truth that I live with my mother am unemployed and have nothing better to do all day.

I am an asshole. jrzmommy is a royal bitch and a pathetic parent whose children should be pitied. We banter around with each other like we are really important here. I just hope she doesnt quit fantasizing about me now that she knows im african american. she is probably african american as well so that would be oh so cool. maybe we can get married and i can help her with the parenting thing.

as for danielle and the danielle manifesto: you go girl. don't let me or the others her insult you then go without responding. the manifesto author obviously has problems much more serious than anyone else here. what a self righteous pompous ass. fucking retards i tell you.

Does Richport ever sleep?Maybe i need a side-kick.

You'll be getting $0,001 a comment.Finally a real job.

...its ok, we get it...

you dont have to run away
just dont let it control you

someone inside...

has more
willpower
than you can imagine

indepenance : )_

I had my appendix taken out the day after Lindsay. I can tell you that I most certainly haven't been running around my bikini nor can I put a belly ring in as it is still healing from the surgical incision. I am so tired of the bulls**t these people make up to excuse their rehab stints.

#172. I just had to point out to those who failed to credit this post, how absolutely fucking brilliant I am! The humor! The timing! The charisma! God, I am the fucking shizzle!

Oh, and RPLTC, long time!

Notice the line "play the piano with a sledgehammer"? Classic!

Notice how I tried to involve my fat Fish-friend, jrzmommy, in the joke? A team player!

Damn, I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! Wait, ... Um, no. I meant that I've got a really big hose! Yeah, that's it!

Remember, RPLTC, long time.

im guessing she's trying her hardest to just simply enjoy the beach when retards like you chase her across the beach and down the street trying to take pics of her to make fun of..

lmfao

She could only be running for Coke or Cock.

My bet is both.

what a wreck

man if i was there i'd be crossing my fingers for her to trip

I wish I m watching her bouncing boobs , Aahh

1. As i see in the background another woman is also walking down the street in bikini... The misterious fact is her face expression... Maybe its was a poop alert ;))
2. You people are so funny ..You just made my day reading all your wacky posts.
2. For the guy,KAISER, i see several posts and he is only cursing. DO YOU SUFFER FROM TOURETTE ?!

1. As i see in the background another woman is also walking down the street in bikini... The misterious fact is her face expression... Maybe its was a poop alert ;))
2. You people are so funny ..You just made my day reading all your wacky posts.
2. For the guy,KAISER, i see several posts and he is only cursing. DO YOU SUFFER FROM TOURETTE ?!

probably running to get one of her silicon implants that had slipped out of its slit