Jan 4 2007Lindsay Lohan lives in her bikini

Come on Fish....I'm all for being green, but this is a recycled headline.

GEEZ......I am so sick of seeing this wench half nekkid I could just puke.

Is that an ass....or a recycled paper bag lunch?

She has spectacular(ly saggy) buttcheeks.

I think that guy is the high school kid who cuts my lawn.
What's he doing in Florida ? (Must remember not to tip so much)

Her arms are just so upsettingly thin in comparison to her body size. Those bangles on her wrist must be made of paper mache.

#3 HAHAHAHAHAHA

Lindsay Lohan lives in her bikini

LOL!

Someone get Dennis Quaid and Natasha Richardson to talk some sense to this 'girl'. And, by 'girl', I mean trailer-trash whore.

Wow! 20 years old and sporting a full on secretarial spread.

Imagine in 10 more years she will have to walk through doors sideways.

she didn't intend to buy so many new bikinis, it's just that by the end of the day the material around the crotch is always disintegrating

What a waste of a nice set of cans and some perfectly good hair dye...

All the dumbass celebrities out there doing stupid shit and this is the best you can do SF guy? Are you trying to break the record for most Lindsay in her bikini posts or what?

I don't know what it is about this girl...she is a walking contradiction. She has the body of a 10-year old boy, yet she has huge saggy tits and a disgusting saggy ass. Her face looks haggard and old, and she's covered in those disgusting orangish-greenish freckles. It is beyond comprehension that she continues to get movie roles. As far as I'm concerned, her career took a shit right after Mean Girls. She wasn't even attractive in that, but at least she wasn't yet this walking, talking trainwreck.

Her ass is as flat as jessica alba's.....

where else would you expect a 7 millionaire to live in hollywood? she's a pauper. you can't expect her to be able to live indoors like affluent people.

her address is must be:
69 Mangy Bottoms Way
Any Corner, Ca

where else would you expect a 7 millionaire to live in hollywood? she's a pauper. you can't expect her to be able to live indoors like affluent people.

her address must be:
69 Mangy Bottoms Way
Any Corner, Ca

damn you double post whammy

JENPEACE was right yesterday, this girl is such a hard worker! she must wear a bathingsuit once & throw it out, like rich college kids who dont' know how to do laundry. they just throw out their dirty clothes and buy new ones. bastards!

YOU ALL ARE SUCH HATERS. IF YOU SAW THIS GIRL AT ANY OTHER TIME YOU'D ALL BE TRYING TO GET A PIECE....
LINDS IS LOOKING GOOD AND THANK GOD SHE DOES HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT SUITS BECAUSE THE SECOND SHE WEARS THE SAME ONE YOU'LL ALL BE CALLING HER TRASH FOR WEARING THE SAME SUIT. SHE'S JUST A GIRL BY THE POOL, JUST A GIRL BY THE POOL. HER TITS LOOK GREAT AS WELL AS HER ASS.

fat

She is so flacid, instead of lifting the alcohol bottle she should lift some iron.
No muscle tone at all!!

Lindsay Lohan lives in her bikini while a bunch of losers think they've died and gone to heaven.

There's some kind of stain on her ass...on the left side when her back is to the camera. Anyone care to guess what Lohan's been rubbing her saggy little can on/in?

so what's the difference between Lindsay Lohan's body and Jessica Alba's body? that Lindsay has way more body fat and way bigger tits? because they are exactly the same, except that Alba's is fat free and has no tits and Lindsay's has body fat and tits.

First of all, Blohan looks like a member of the Mucinex family.

Secondly, to Dina Lohan in post #20, your daughter looks like a member of the Mucinex Family.

Thirdly, DanYELL, as if you should talk, you Lane Bryant wearin', size 20, pump fat havin' bus-ass!

......mother is crakwhore/father in jail rebuttal coming in 5...4..3...2...1.....

Evidence #400,000,000

I post...groupies (with lame comebacks btw)follow ♥

Is somebody upset that I actually got a laugh for my oh so ORIGINAL joke? (btw, thanks shanon)....

Or maybe you're just upset because that extra long lasting battery ran out of power in your enlarged dildo?

Go feed those bastard children of your's..dumbass twit.

That is the most oddly shaped ass I've ever seen. It's wide....but it's flat.....but it's flabby....how do all three of those things happen at once?

Eewww,i was so excited about this idea about adopting a pornstar...But now i see Hohan...Not anymore.

#20

Dina, if that is you, Harry Morton wants that $10k you borrowed...actually, you worked for it a little, but mostly borrowed. He is getting sick you of not returning his phone calls and/or referring him to your daughter. Don't make us call your parole officer. This is your last warning.

My bloodpressure dropped instantly a couple of bar...

Where's my penispump?

Pipe down, Sasquatch!

her body shape is horrific

a person's waist and hips should not be the same size

@20- You are stupid.

(cough)

Jrz, c'mon, didja see how she keeps posting a solitary "1" when she's first? Maybe we've been wrong about her after all. What a pisser!!!

(cough..gag..then another cough)

lamefuck

#20 - Put down the jelly donuts, which your fingers, and stick them in your throat.

Which your fingers? What the fuck was that? Sorry... still laughing at #38... she slays me...

@38 Dick in your mouth, brush your teeth bitch.........

"Which your fingers"????? Do explain.

If I SLAY you..why aren't you dead yet?

Damn Caspers..no matter what I do....

ItallYAWN please, go die.

'Which your fingers' is actually how danielle pronounces 'With your fingers' so technically you are correct RichP.

Now there's a nice little racial comment to start off the New Year, DanYELL!! Caspers! I didn't know they teach racisim at Trinity University? Ol' Pat might not like that kinda stuff.....I dunno.........

She's looking great after her anorexia bout. I'd do her in a heartbeat. Also happy to see her boobs have returned. Very nice.

OMG.

BitchHo has decided to join this pathetic group of stalkers too! I'm shocked.

I really thought that you would be on the corner at this time of day. Guess those tricks aren't rolling in as fast as they once were. Good Luck with that.

Jrz....please. What is a Trinity? Do explain...err, Casper..damnit! Did it agin. Whoops.

Honey I AM on the corner. I'm such a high priced piece of ass that I can afford a Windows mobile blackberry so i can always keep up with the Superficial no matter's whose dick is in my mouth.

What is a Trinity? Now come on, Sasquatch, didn't you try to tell us that you attend Trinity University in Norfeast DC? You weren't LYING to the good folks of the Superficial, were you, DanYELL? DanYELL, are you a liar AND a fat beast? tsk tsk.......this isn't good.

Norfeast? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What the fuck is OMG? Do they charge you by the letter at the library you post from? Or is it where you get your hair did? I know the inner city bidnesses are trying to diversify...

@48. (Clapping)

@49. Old Age really does produce brain cell loss. You're a prime example.

Hallucinations are not good for the soul...that's if you have one. Probably not.

What the fuck is a RichPort?

I would speak to you in trailertrash slang but I'm afraid that it would fog up my computer screen.

Please don't be coy with me missy... you know RichPort is your DIAB.

manielle just gave me the clap.

Okay..I'll give in and question the beast.

What is DIAB. (snore)

@54. If we were to survive on your humor...we'd all be dead.

#55 - promise?

#55 - it's called Google... say it with me GOOOOOO-GULLLL.

And you were a garbage can, you'd be a recycling bin.

....and again.....

Posted by danielle on August 29, 2006 1:48 PM
#252. I'm not a racist. In fact, I take everything back that I ever said. You're right, I shouldn't talk about other people that I don't even know. It's just that I've experienced one too many acts of racism in my day and I just simply came on here to vent out some of my frustration.
Truth is, I do like caucasians and other races. I think that all races have an impact on the world and contribute as well.
I didn't mean to cause any of you all any harm. You all are probably really good people who make wise choices and are going far in life.
The truth is: I go to a university..but it's not Howard. I only said that because my sister goes there and I look up to her because she busts a 4.0 each semester.
I do go to a university though, no it's not a community college. It is a good upstanding small campus university with alumni that have been recognized for thier achievements throughout the years.
I live in DC, NE to be exact. I am of a middle-class standing, and I like it that way. I live nowhere near Barry Farms..as someone pointed out earlier. In fact, this past weekend, me and my cousins were actually dared to go to that part of town,..but we chickened out.
I am a normal 19 year old, about to celebrate her 20th birthday in 3 months and I DO sincerely apologize for any hurtful things that I have said. Especially to you biatcho..I know that if I lost my father the way that you did, I wouldn't want anyone to make a joke out of it.
Please do except my apology, I am truly sorry.

Posted by danielle on August 30, 2006 8:59 AM
ugh, no. how did you know that i went to trinity

# 20 JENPEACE420...

I feel sorry for you. You are one of those people that actually thinks you have a connection with whichever celebrity you are obsessed with. Don't try to deny it, I know that in your head, you are hoping that Lindsey or one of her "people" read this, sees your impassioned defense of her and will track you down so you two can be best friends forever. I would mock you, but I'm actually saddened by your delusional self-mindfuck. Lindsey would rather toss out her Valtrex for a week than be friends with you. I on the other hand would forego eating for a week to avoid being friends with her, I have a thing against catching STD's that they don't even have a name for yet.

So go back to your bedroom and keep staring at your wall full of pictures of Lohan, keep sending the occaisional care package to her and maybe one day, when she is earning money as a fluffer for Vivid Video she'll stop by your house and ask you for some rolling papers and $20.00.

Good Luck!

Wow Jrz, that hangs over her had like that mirror in my bedroom... I wonder if her socks let out an audible scream every time she stuffs her pudgy, taloned feet in them?

(yawn)

"Also happy to see her boobs have returned. Very nice."
I will pass this along to my father, Lindsay's plastic surgeon.

See! I told you all she don't go to no college.

I'm sorry but #32 waas hilarious
Hi DanYELL how are ya girl?? How come you never jump all over the trolls around here??

jesus christ - can't we all just get off making witty and shitty comments on the celebs, instead of going on of some "hullabaloo" with each other over neighborhoods, colleges, and ghettoooooo-slang? GAH! WHO CARES ABOUT DC? I DO NOT!

That being said: two words: FLABBY ASS.

Oh, and "jazzercise" comes to mind for some reason... dunno.

When she's forty, she'll look like the barfly she really is. If she makes it that far.

65--we do both when Sasquatch is about. but it's okay to rip into DanYELL, she likes it. really. give it a try...

Hey Pretty Baby!

I know! It's TOO exhausting.

@65. I try to do this time and time again but #66 and his clones won't leave well enough alone.

I guess the mentally disabled need someone to look up to..other than than their crackwhore mothers. *Shrugs*

Wow, look at her belly button in the 2nd pic, it'd almost touching her breasts!

jesus christ - can't we all just get off making witty and shitty comments on the celebs, instead of going on of some "hullabaloo" with each other over neighborhoods, colleges, and ghettoooooo-slang? GAH! WHO CARES ABOUT DC? I DO NOT!

That being said: two words: FLABBY ASS.

Oh, and "jazzercise" comes to mind for some reason... dunno.

When she's forty, she'll look like the barfly she really is. If she makes it that far.

woo-hoo- that belly-button be up high on that bitch.

And again, I make the statement, if drugs, a car wreck, or a jealous ex-lover don't take her out soon, it's gonna be some type of cancer. That blackberry is practically attached to her 24/7...INDACLUB in da pool in da bed... in da loo.

I wonder if her belly button is the unholy gateway to an awful dimensionw where it's all bad shoes, mattresses with no sheets, and gingers wearing bikinis and roller-skating to Abba... (no offense to Abba fans)...

#67 - Shrugging is not, I REPEAT, is not an effective lice removal technique.

What a beautiful woman!!!! We always talk about her boobs-don't get me wrong they look so yummy. But her ass looks so so juicy in these pictures! Just looking at these pics makes me drool

Neither is fucking the whole neighborhood....but you did it anyway, so what's your point?

@20 I call her trash with or without the suits. Let me put it this way, if I took the Hefty bag that's filling with garbage in my kitchen right now and dress it up in an LV swim suit, is it still smelly rotting garbage?

You bet your annoying screaming ass it is.

On another note: Get with the program fisdoode LIndsay has been hospitalized!!

Who's the Jew in the background?

she's like that aging hooker or that fat girl in a club who mistakenly thinks that if they wear skimpy clothes often enough, and delude themselves often nough, then other people will believe that they're sexy. What an ugly, stupid, irrelevant piece of green-tinted dog shit.

Maybe she's not having an appendectomy, maybe she's having the bikini removed from her ass.

Just 2 little things and I'll be on my way:

1) Her bum looks a bit... odd.
2)At least her body is now all (more or less) the same colour.

#75 - that was uncalled for.

I'd hit it.

For the story, folks, for the story.

You guys all get how ugly and humpbacked this person is, don't you?

I'd hit it.

After reading everyone's comments, I just want to say that her ass looks so funny 'cause her, like, scoliosis is forcing her pelvis to rotate forward. She's actually got a deformity going on here. Just saying.

81: I would too, but only for the money. Or... does she have any money? K-Fed's after her, isn't he? She must have money.

What does the tattoo on her back say??

http://www.
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every time she get hospitalized, she appears with a new size breast!!they are fake! and her ass is like paris hilton...
well when youre a whore, you need a big breast!SHes so young and already a plastic surgery addict... shes gonna be awful at her 30!

She is so young... yet looks so out of shape.
Alba is thin, but looks toned and still has a nice bubble ass. Lindsay's just looks wide and saggy.
I think Lindsay is going to flame out fast, she just has a horrible family and personal life.
Alba has a solid family and personal life, and will be around a lot longer than this poor girl, mark my words. It's kinda sad... but it's like watching a car wreck, you can't turn away.

shes soo prettyy
but hey; nothing like jessica alba ;]

I live in my head, a family of crickets lives up my ass, and I once at a hairball on a dare, ...

true story.

Jeez what a fucking scrape this girl has turned out to be...the booze, the drugs and all-night club hopping. This generations so-called younger stars are the Leif Garrett's and Dana Plato's of today, except with more money.

she desperately needs attention

geez...why do people hire her for anything anymore?