Jan 25 2007Lindsay Lohan keeps body parts in her freezer
Lindsay Lohan reportedly keeps her appendix in her freezer because she was so worried it would end up being sold on eBay she asked the hospital staff if she could take it home. Additionally, her friend Kimberly Stewart is trying to get her to auction it off for charity herself.
There's something very wrong with Lindsay Lohan's brain. It's like everything she learned she learned from watching Saturday morning cartoons. I wouldn't be surprised if she hides her cereal in her closet, constantly paranoid that the people she runs into are secretly the Trix rabbit in disguise.
Reader Comments
1. BarbadoSlim - January 25, 2007 4:34 PM
Is her dignity and acting talent somewhere in there too.
2. Trey - January 25, 2007 4:37 PM
what?!?!?
3. gasiper - January 25, 2007 4:37 PM
awesome, now we can all break into her house and go into her freezer, steal her appendix, and then sell it on ebay.
4. BritneysFUCKhat - January 25, 2007 4:39 PM
Oh this is just fucking nuts, even for Hohan.
5. connie - January 25, 2007 4:40 PM
Tomorrow's headline is going to read, "Lohan mistakes frozen appendix for beef. Doctors remove appendix for a second time."
6. JandalOfDoom - January 25, 2007 4:40 PM
What's the big deal? I keep my pancreas in a jar in my pantry.
7. BritneysFUCKhat - January 25, 2007 4:41 PM
And by "appendix", she really meant "liver".
8. D'oh Eyes - January 25, 2007 4:42 PM
I hear saving and eating body parts/byproducts are all the rage in Hollywood right now.
I hear appendixes are scrumptious scrambled up with egg. It's the new chorizo.
9. Giggles - January 25, 2007 4:43 PM
Okay, she's driving the crazy train now.
10. BarbadoSlim - January 25, 2007 4:45 PM
"the new chorizo"
hahahaha GOLD!
11. Jason The Barbarian - January 25, 2007 4:46 PM
Is Paris keeping her miscarriage in the freezer, too?
12. D'oh Eyes - January 25, 2007 4:50 PM
Don't worry, the staff just gave her the back portion of a book and Lindsay never knew the difference.
13. imakemistakes - January 25, 2007 4:57 PM
i shudder just thinking what she does with her used tampons.
14. bogika - January 25, 2007 4:58 PM
la la la
15. wedge1 - January 25, 2007 5:02 PM
#8 - D'oh! Chorizo ... beautiful!!
This one ranks right up there with Madonna having to have a fresh toilet seat in her private dressing room bathroom at every venue she played on her most recent tour. And it had to be destroyed immediately upon her completion of the show, just so that no one could sell a toilet seat on eBay that Madonna sat on.
How ego-maniacal! And LiLo doesn't have even 1/4 of Madonna's "star-power" (no, I'm not a Madonna fan - I just know what I know). What a hooch!
16. bogika - January 25, 2007 5:03 PM
If I would be her I would keep it too for future food reserve, when all the money, fame and mercy is gone....
17. polypam - January 25, 2007 5:13 PM
One wonders if Blowhard started the rumor herself, hoping it would at least stomp out the other rumor that she hadn't had an appendectomy at all.
I'm just glad to see that her already inflated ego is still intact, even if her liver is not.
18. Kristin - January 25, 2007 5:15 PM
LMFAO @ the cereal part.
19. outoftown - January 25, 2007 5:19 PM
they crazier thing is that people DO sell crap like that on ebay.
does anyone know if your insurance points go up for running a light with a camera on it? in north carolina?
20. CarnieWilson - January 25, 2007 5:22 PM
Well what you don't know is that, Lohan is so paranoid about her appendix that she keeps it in that cup while going out, just in case someone breaks into her freezer when she not at home.
21. Binky - January 25, 2007 5:24 PM
Well I guess it wasn't a 'plastic job' in hospital after all. And you can't call her gutless any more. The proof is in the ...freezer.
(But I thought she was a Cocopuffs gal from way back. Trix are for kids)
22. saradevil - January 25, 2007 5:58 PM
I bet she keeps it next to nicole richie's stomach and michael jackson's original nose.
23. NicotineEyePatch - January 25, 2007 6:01 PM
Guh? For her to even be egomaniacal enough to fear that happening in the first place, or to even think of it, is crazy enough. But the fact that her 'friend' thinks it's a good idea, totally legitimizing her egomania and fear, is super crazy, and almost makes Lindsay seem less crazy. But then, the appendix in question is in her freezer, which is fairly damning.
24. MissDior17 - January 25, 2007 6:01 PM
Tomorrow's headline is going to read, "Lohan mistakes frozen appendix for beef. Doctors remove appendix for a second time."
LMAO
25. metaphor - January 25, 2007 6:10 PM
I'd bid for her appendix.
What are they going for these days, anyone know?
26. omelette ze roar - January 25, 2007 6:35 PM
Creepy, much?
27. Peter Coffin - January 25, 2007 7:07 PM
Quarantine. Q-u-a-r-a-n-t-i-n-e. Quarantine.
28. Ace - January 25, 2007 7:41 PM
What the heck is in that bucket? I thought it was the appendix before she hid it. Wait a sec. Why is she keeping it in the first place. Just go bury it. Hold on, what do people usually do with their surgically removed body parts? Hmm, never thought of that.
Ps. #24, LOL
29. DieFrau - January 25, 2007 7:47 PM
Do they sell poop on eBay? I have plenty of that and I could really use some extra cash.
30. xTropicalx - January 25, 2007 8:04 PM
I'm going to shoot her. She's wearing a Canada sweater. This doesn't make me proud.
31. Miss Skyline - January 25, 2007 8:46 PM
Well, at least when she goes broke, she has something she can eat for a short while.
32. you_betcha_iris - January 25, 2007 8:48 PM
#5 #11 and #13, you can kill someone. That shit's awful! Loves it!
All those skanks that Hohan's been with would be pissed they didnt use a condom now. Imagine what that rubber would sell for.
33. you_betcha_iris - January 25, 2007 8:49 PM
^ NOTHING
34. theropes - January 25, 2007 9:09 PM
Brilliant #5!
35. Missallanpoe - January 25, 2007 9:25 PM
Mildly interesting, but not at the same time. I saw this coming.
36. nidge - January 25, 2007 9:27 PM
Waiter! Reality check, please!
Seriously -- if this story's true, you have to wonder where these crazy notions are coming from -- and yes,we can take all the "booze and drugs" punchlines as read, right here.
What I'm saying is, we all have our favorite celebrites, for whatever reason. But just because I think, say, that Morena Beccarin is appallingly attractive, this does not mean that I would ever want to buy her appendix on eBay and have it sitting in a jar on my desk as some sort of "collectible".
Not ever.
I'm sure there might be some forgot-their-meds freakshow fans out there who would want a celebrity appendix, but I doubt there would ever be a big demand. Certainly not enough for a celebrity auction.
Yeesh!
37. RichPort - January 25, 2007 9:54 PM
14. HAAAAAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!
38. RichPort - January 25, 2007 9:55 PM
Yes, I do loves me some serious cockage!
39. acatnamedfrank - January 25, 2007 10:43 PM
This girl is totally batshit!
AND...
You can't sell body parts on ebay - or anything containing bodily fluids. She's screwed if her friend thinks she's gonna auction off that nasty thing.
Come to think of it... she's screwed anyway; numerous times as I understand it.
40. diamondprynzez - January 25, 2007 11:12 PM
Oh please, she's probably trying to hide that she contracted some super STD that has visibly spread to her appendix.
41. LaBellaVienna - January 25, 2007 11:36 PM
its funny that some people can crack jokes until a topic posted actually concerns a relative situation. then they take it way offensively and feels the need to hash out at posters hahahaa.
42. lohanhasthebestcokeinCA - January 26, 2007 4:05 AM
you know why? cocaine.
43. Lowlands - January 26, 2007 4:40 AM
If she's already on this age a coked up whore,i expect her within 2 years to complete a Paris hilton transformation.Is there any insurance wich is brave enough to cover that?
44. Lowlands - January 26, 2007 4:49 AM
Talking about appendix,i kept mine as well in the freezer.But where's it now?I'm getting almost paranoia.I know there're some stalker freaks out there.I'm gonna check ebay and maybe i can buy it back.
45. Ramblebrook - January 26, 2007 5:22 AM
Do you idiots really believe this story?
You're pathetic to spend so much time ripping on other women for their weight, but you're idiots for believing this BullShit.
46. BarbadoSlim - January 26, 2007 5:33 AM
I think the only idiots here are you and lindsay lohan.
47. mrlithium - January 26, 2007 5:43 AM
speaking of appendixes, i hate her voice.
48. RichPort - January 26, 2007 5:58 AM
In other news, I have been knwon to keep my dick in a box.
Mr, Fish, please refrain from any further Lohan stories unless she is unleashing the twins or going down on the LA Clippers. Many thanks.
49. RichPort - January 26, 2007 6:00 AM
#1, 5, 12, & 13 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
50. RichPort - January 26, 2007 6:05 AM
I have also been known to mispell knwon... I feel AWFULLY bad about that...
51. sedu - January 26, 2007 6:07 AM
Pancreas, go ahead...
i know some people that keep their shit and pee in a jar. Some of them even believe that washing their face with their pee is good for you in the morning...
Pancreas...pfffff that's nothing.
52. jrzmommy♠ - January 26, 2007 6:10 AM
She's like the chick-version of Howard Hughes.
53. BigJim - January 26, 2007 7:04 AM
It's going to end up in some Chinese traditional medicine store being flogged as a remedy for unwanted erections.
"Oh, res! Ancient Chinee wemedy for too hawd pee pee. Speshul from Lin Lo Han!"
54. jesseeca - January 26, 2007 7:25 AM
#53, i'm trying not to laugh at that but tears are forming in the corner of my eyes.
55. caljenna - January 26, 2007 7:43 AM
Who cares if it's true or not, when we get posts like #8 (D'oh) - the new chorizo - I almost wet myself!
56. BarbadoSlim - January 26, 2007 7:51 AM
@53 OMFG hahahahaha, and TAKE THAT asian-american community!
57. Spindoc - January 26, 2007 8:03 AM
Oh Please,
She started this story because she knows nobody believes she got her appendix out. And she didn't, she is lying about having it in a jar so she can smuggle a jar full of Vodka into her fake rehab.
She just looks like she smells bad now.
58. 86 - January 26, 2007 8:08 AM
BWAAAHAHAHAHA this is greatness
59. wedge1 - January 26, 2007 8:11 AM
BigJim - that's bad, m'kay? And yet I couldn't stop myself from laughing. Maybe Rosie could borrow that joke from you for "The View".
#48 - You and Justin Timberlake. Nice recall!! lol. BTW, your troll loves the cock. Just thought that I'd say that.
60. kamihi - January 26, 2007 8:16 AM
Does Hohan have any fans? It looks like shes carrying her appendix right there in that cup..
61. misanthrope - January 26, 2007 9:01 AM
@23... word.
@45... I *wouldn't* believe it if Lindsay *didn't* put a body part in the freezer in order to keep someone from putting it on eBay.
Maybe it's not an appendix. Maybe she had an abortion. Just like everyone assumed. So then, maybe it's a fetus in the freezer. Which isn't crazy. Right? Is it?
62. Berzerker - January 26, 2007 9:30 AM
i'm liking the sweatshirt lindsey.Canada!
63. Meritocrat - January 26, 2007 10:46 AM
She's definitely eating catfood from that paper cup. It's Friskies "Salmon Dinner," she just put it in a cup because she wants to fool people into thinking it's "Savory Salmon Feast" flavored Fancy Feast. Because that's way more classy.
I have a lot of cats, so I know these things.
64. JaeMae - January 26, 2007 11:24 AM
Its funny cause theres probably someone out there who WOULD buy it. ha!
65. whitegold - January 26, 2007 12:03 PM
Everybody hates Lindsay Lohan. Just ignore her and maybe she'll go away. Stop making her stupidity gossip worthy!
66. DrBob2607 - January 26, 2007 12:18 PM
Is that her appendix in the cup?? WTF - it looks it's trying to climb out and escape...Hmmmm..I think that can be said for most of her body parts (Liver, ginch,hooties,you name it.. )
67. goldkear - January 26, 2007 12:20 PM
ok, for a while i felt bad for lindsay, now i'm just creeped out by her. that is seriously weird.
ps. that picture makes her head look ENORMOUS
68. EazyE - January 26, 2007 1:19 PM
that's why paris has dogs--to feed her surgical scraps. god lindsay, she's got you again!
69. Enano - January 26, 2007 1:30 PM
That is sick, not the organ in the freezer part, but the fact that she thinks she is such a goddess that there would be a market for her waning appendix. Now if it was her liver I could understand--an elementary school might bid on it for health class for "Don't Drink Week" right after they bring in smokers' lungs.
70. PatinNJ - January 26, 2007 1:57 PM
If one replaces "appendix" with "vaginal warts", doesn't the whole story make more sense? Starting from the miraculous recovery.....
71. Yourfairytale - January 26, 2007 8:41 PM
You know who else did that? Ed Gein and Ted Bundy. So in addition to being a terrible "actress" and a puking party girl, she's now a psycho. Sweet.
72. matumba - January 27, 2007 10:39 AM
Haha, oh man. It looks like she took a bite out of her ice cream cup.
73. RichPort - January 27, 2007 11:28 AM
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Um, I referenced a Timberlake SNL skit I don't get what was so funny, ...
74. RichPort - January 27, 2007 11:29 AM
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75. kurtschatovio - January 27, 2007 3:24 PM
that's just an appendix! I wonder where she keeps the brain
76. umakemelaugh - January 27, 2007 9:33 PM
I had knee surgery and the doc gave me the cartlage that he took out in one of those specimen jars. Now that i know that i can sell body parts on ebay you all might see it there soon and then swap it for Hohans appendix or warts or whatever the fuk she has in the freezer
77. mizzzzy - January 28, 2007 7:08 AM
I know this page seems to be about putting people down, but I still canīt help but wondering if there is any celebrity that you people actually like??? I see absolutely nothing wrong with Lindsey or any of the other celebs you trash on. You must be so fabulous and perfect yourselves since you feel you are always better and more goodlooking than the people you put down.
So...please come on and write som nice few thing about me now for writing this comment :)
78. techclerk - January 28, 2007 7:58 AM
If you look at the comments I made when she had her surgery, you'll see that I made a joke about wanting her appendix. But it turns out, this was no joke. SHE REALLY SAVED IT!
Now I'm scared for my own sanity. How did I imagine this was going to happen unless I'm just as screwed up as Lohan is?
79. snot_rocket - January 28, 2007 11:02 AM
please, there's no way in hell a hospital would let a patient take home an organ. thats total bullshit. kidney or gallstones yes, but definitely NOT an entire organ.
80. golfwidow - January 29, 2007 3:10 AM
All this time I thought she had brain-freeze, and really it was appendix-freeze.
81. RichPort - January 29, 2007 5:58 AM
Imagine that... here I am doing my Saturday morning chores, feeding the family, chasing after my 9 month old, and all the while, I am telepathically posting idiotic bullshit. Now that's talent.
In other news, my troll hanging on my nuts so hard, I can't see my balls... oh, that must be because they're in his mouth.
82. wedge1 - January 29, 2007 8:32 AM
#81 - does it tickle you when the troll laughs as hard as he did in 73-74 while having your balls in his mouth?
His gay fetish of you is so boring.
Yawn ... Zzzz....
83. lohanhasthebestcokeinCA - January 29, 2007 11:23 AM
im high, just listened to this song, fuckin, its badass. had to sign on to the superfish, here it goes.
please refer to the song "Rumors" by Lindsay Lohan:
Saturday steppin' into the club
And it makes me wanna tell the DJ
Turn It Up
I feel the energy all around
And my body can't stop moving to the sound
But I can tell that you're watching me
And you're probably gonna write what you didn't see
Well I just need a little space to breathe
Can you please respect my privacy
[BRIDGE:]
Why can't you just let me
Do the things I wanna do
I just wanna be me
I don't understand why
Would you wanna bring me down
I'm only having fun
I'm gonna live my life
Like I wanna do
[CHORUS:]
I'm tired of rumors starting
I'm sick of being followed
I'm tired of people lying
Saying what they want about me
Why can't they back up off me
Why can't they let me live
I'm gonna do it my way
Take this for just what it is
Here we are back up in the club
People taking pictures
Don't you think they get enough
I just wanna be all over the floor
And throw my hands up in the air to a beat like (What?)
I've gotta say respectfully
I would like it if you take the cameras off of me
'Cause I just want a little room to breathe
Can you please respect my privacy
[BRIDGE:]
Why can't you just let me
Do the things I wanna do
I just wanna be me
I don't understand why
Would you wanna bring me down
I'm only having fun
I'm gonna live my life
But not the way you want me to
[CHORUS:]
I'm tired of rumors starting
I'm sick of being followed
I'm tired of people lying
Saying what they want about me
Why can't they back up off me
Why can't they let me live
I'm gonna do it my way
Take this for just what it is
I just need to free my mind (my mind)
Just wanna dance and have a good time (good time)
I'm tired of rumors (rumors)
Followed (followed, followed, followed, followed, followed)
What they (follow) me
Why can't they (they they they-they-they) let me live
Take this for just what it is
[CHORUS:]
I'm tired of rumors starting
I'm sick of being followed
I'm tired of people lying
Saying what they want about me
Why can't they back up off me
Why can't they let me live
I'm gonna do it my way
Take this for just what it is
I'm tired of rumors starting
I'm sick of being followed
I'm tired of people lying
Saying what they want about me
Why can't they back up off me
why can't they let me live
I'm gonna do it my way
Take this for just what it is
84. lohanhasthebestcokeinCA - January 29, 2007 11:24 AM
ok so anyway the bitch is obviously mad crunk even at that point, and notice the subtle references to drugs/booze. i love it. i love ittttt
85. Punkgal - January 29, 2007 2:52 PM
I can kinda understand where the idea that someone would sell it came from, but what made her think that anyone would want an organ from the inside of HER!!! not only does that warp me but it makes me sick that there are people out there that would handle anything that has touched her.
86. herbiefrog - January 29, 2007 5:24 PM
me vengo...
ok... if we're quoting lyrics...
these need to be heard...
[thanks alecia]
Conversations With My 13 Year Old Self
You're angry, I know this
The world couldn't care less
You're lonely, I feel this
And you wish you were the best
No teachers, or guidance
And you always walk alone
You're cryin, a night when
Nobody else is home
Come over here and let me hold your hand and hug you darlin
I promise you that it wont always feel this bad
There are so many things I want to say to you
You're the girl I used to be
You little heartbroken 13 year old me
You're laughin, but you're hidin
God I know that trick too well
You forget that I've been you
And now I'm just the shelf
I promise I love you and
Everything will work out fine
Don't try to grow up yet
Oh just give it sometime
The pain you feel is real
You're not asleep
But its a nightmare
But you can wake up anytime
Don't lose your passion or
The fighter thats inside of you
You're the girl I used to be
The pissed off, complicated 13 year old me
Conversations With My 13 Year Old Self
Conversations With My 13 Year Old Self
Until we meet again,
Oh I wish you well
I wish you well
Until we meet again
Oh I wish you well
Until we meet again
I wish you well
Until we meet again
My little 13 year old me
87. licklick - January 29, 2007 11:44 PM
I want to pre-purchase her future STDs. Might be worth something on the commodities market.
88. licklick - January 29, 2007 11:44 PM
BTW, what's the shelf life of an appendix?
89. kaiser - February 9, 2007 3:46 PM
Lindsay Lohan is a dick sucking coke whore!