Jan 4 2007Lindsay Lohan going under the knife

First

i hope they remove her left breast and mail it to Batman. for great justice.

It twas... it twas.... the BOOZE that she quit that sent that organ into total shock and meltdown.

(sirens)...

So they're finally gonna try and pump out all that semen.

good luck with that.

Come on. Comparing Lindsay Lohan and Hitler? That's ludicrous. Hitler never even once fucked Jared Leto.

more on lindsay at crabbie's

she's going in for DD's, and to fix up her firecrotch lips.

I think that chick in the background is doing her Gomer Pyle impression, on a C.B. "Well Gooollllllay! Break 1-9 pardner!"

I had my appendix removed a couple months ago... OUCH!

Christ, is she capable of appearing in public WITHOUT showing off her hoo-hoo? I know we can't see it in this picture, but I'm thinking that whatever she's wearing underneath that retarded pink dress (if indeed she's wearing anything under it) leaves little to the imagination, not that we need imagination now in regards to her bajingo. Hell, I made it my Christmas card this year. It's a collage of Lohan beaver shots, but very tasteful and artistic.

I guess while she's in the hospital, she'll be wearing that gown backwards, so the easy-access part will be in front. 'Cause god forbid that any of us forget that she has a vagina.

Maybe the publicists finally figured out that nobody was buying the "Exaustion" excuse and had to think of something new. I would look at future pics of her in a bikini to see if there is REALLY an appendix scar, sounds more like she just partied too hard or is going in for a Liver transplant.

Lindsay's going to have one of those virginity operations so she can feel like a virgin again...that slut.

Hopefully they'll remove everything that's not serving any purpose.

Of course uh, that'll only leave her twat, which will be preserved for the scientific purpose of coming up with vaccines for all her venereals.

And while we are at it that.. thing? beside her, I thought all people THAT ugly were put down in the 1970's

If there is a God in Heaven then that girl in the background is calling for an emergency eyebrow wax and to have that hairline lifted ... she looks like a close relative of a Yeti! I don't think I have ever seen a woman with furrier eyebrows - EVER.

Nando, I agree with you. She won't be first.

someone fucked their way to the appedix. jesus christ, what next?

#11 Nando nailed it, she's actually having that "vaginal rejuvenation" surgery. Might actually be an appropriate medical treatment for her...

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It looks like Lindsay's hairy background friend is actually in "mid-wretch" after accidently leaning into the path of the wicked scent of Firecrotch. All of her friends have been hopelessly trying to get Lindsay to put on a pair of pants, with no success so far. Even this night, she walked out of the house with a pair of fugly black leggings and a skimpy pink t-shirt. Everyone in her entourage was delighted until LL simply had to rip off the pants in the limo to "have better access for scratching".

I want to wish you good luck and a speedy recovery, young Lohan. We want to see you making an ass out of yourself in public again, and as soon as possible!

That chick in the background looks like Ugly Betty. Except actually ugly. Knuckle-dragging neanderthal ugly.

What are you guys talking about? I would looooove to have those bouncy bulbous tits. YUMYUMYUM. I'm a girl and Lindsay makes me as moist as a snack cake down there.

What are you guys talking about? I would looooove to have those bouncy bulbous tits. YUMYUMYUM. I'm a girl and Lindsay makes me as moist as a snack cake down there.

What are you guys talking about? I would looooove to have those bouncy bulbous tits. YUMYUMYUM. I'm a girl and Lindsay makes me as moist as a snack cake down there.

What are you guys talking about? I would looooove to have those bouncy bulbous tits. YUMYUMYUM. I'm a girl and Lindsay makes me as moist as a snack cake down there.

Is it me, or do the two "doctors" in that link from post #16 look way too happy about their job? Do they get to test out their work?

Dr. M: "Hey, Al! Check this out - remember when we both were able to put our cocks in this bitches snatch at the same time? Now feel."

Dr. S: "Damn, Dave! I can hardly fit mine in there now. Great work!"

Dr M.: "Thanks."

Good luck with the "appendix operation" Linds. You'll be spending the next 3 weeks in regular clothes out of the scandal sheets.

God has blessed us all!

So glad to see that Lindsay is ringing in the new year by being so health conscious. After all of the "asthma attacks" and "exhaustion" last year, we can only hope that this hospitilization puts Lindsay on the road to recovery.
Really, nothing says "serious about my heath" more than a big bottle of Evian water and a nice fresh pack of PARLIAMENT CIGARETTES.

Is it me, or do the two "doctors" in that link from post #16 look way too happy about their job? Do they get to test out their work?

Dr. M: "Hey, Al! Check this out - remember when we both were able to put our cocks in this bitches snatch at the same time? Now feel."

Dr. S: "Damn, Dave! I can hardly fit mine in there now. Great work!"

Dr M.: "I could not even get my big black tube snake in past the head! Thanks for testing this out for me Al."

Good luck with the "appendix operation" Linds. You'll be spending the next 3 weeks in regular clothes out of the scandal sheets.

God has blessed us all!

Goddamslowassfuckinserver!! Double posts suck ass!

@21, maybe you two should hook up, with the newest medications you can have an almost normal sex-life even after contracting herpes.

I hope that doctors name is Jack the Ripper.

Appendicitis = Elective abortion. Who knocked Miss Firecrotch up?

Lol. AHHH the lady in the background. <3

Why is she going "under the knife"? The doctor is just going to save a step or two and pull it out of her vagina

I'm pretty sure she's looking at lindsays drastic looking dress. Most hideous thing I ever seen. I'm pretty sure it should be considered a long shirt.

She's holding up the "victory" sign for one/both of the following reasons:

1. "V" stands for vaginal rejuvination, thanks #16.

2. "2" stands for how many guys she sucked off in the men's room 5 seconds prior to this picture.

Oh, look, another LiLo article, well at least she isn't wearing a biAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

SHE IS WEARING A PLASTIC SHOPPING BAG WITH A BELT AROUND IT but of course she is; there's nothing else to be found at the mall or the department stores or anywhere else in the world. I was hunting around with friends on New Year's Eve in search of a quick, trashy party dress and we spent FIVE FUCKING HOURS looking for something that was topped off with A GIANT GODDAMN BELT AROUND THE CHEST

Just looking at it is raising my blood pressure. Take note, ladies: anything you want this season is going to be ENORMOUS and BELTED TOO HIGH and we're all going to walk around looking like we're unsure whether or not we're trying to divert attention from our chests or our groins.

Why am I here again?

All I wanna know is if we are going to be able to see the appendectomy (so I can't spell, leave me alone) scar in the next crotch winger she gives us?

so, since when do you wait a day to get your appendix removed? Generally when that bugger goes south, they pluck it out asap

Maybe she does have Appendicitis – it’s still not a valid excuse for the outfit she is wearing. Hideous.

#34 - that's just too damn funny.
#37 - depends upon how close it is to bursting. I don't dispute your idea, though. It's an easy procedure, so getting it done ASAP is pretty standard.
Maybe the surgeon had to coordinate schedules with her plastic surgeon so that they can close her up & not leave a nasty scar? She can afford that luxury on her bankroll.

Ten bucks says she's having her snatch tightened up - "Dr. Schwartz, at your cervix!"

She probably got fucked anally by the biggest penis ever, hence the damage to her appendix (and anything else that happened to be lodged inside her back alley at the time...)

All the STDs that she's caught over the last few years have prolly spread. They have to go in and scrape it out occasionally. Followed by triple doses of antibiotices to make her nice and "fresh" for the next loser who bangs her.

She not a Yeti man, her name is Yeetah, it's eastern European.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFCLbwa_nqk

so do your want to touch the angry beaver?

She's a worthless, disgusting, putrid-ugly bitch. Next.

What the hell is that thing behind LL? It looks like she took her fingers and stuck one in each eye, and thumb in her mouth and just pulled straight out. Like that thing in Beetlejuice.

The fug behind Lohan isn't a yeti, it's a yenta!

actually, i'm not really a yeti. i'm a horse.

Paging Doctors Milbarge and Fitzhume...

Question: jrzmommy, danielle, richport, barbadoslim (and sundry), do you people have jobs? Or do you just go on these sites and try to sound clever? Or are you (some or all) university students? If you are students then you should enjoy it while it lasts. It's the last time in your life that nobody actually expects anything of you.

The chick in the background makes an otherwise boring picture hilarious.

*hi 5*

the neanderthal in the background is courtenay semel. and no, i'm not mentally retarded, her parents are the ones who spelled it like that.

she was on that show "filthy rich: cattle drive", being very annoying. like, even more annoying than the rest of the winy rich kids on the show.

Shouldn't leave a scar, her vag is so big the doc can just remove it through there.

@49...I drink beer all day while I online game, post here and wear my mankini, shave my back once a month. I also masturbate constantly.

I'm all you imagined and then some , honey.

And here we go.

@53--I knew that one or all of you Superficial regulars couldn't resist responding to my totally off-topic post. This just in: Action News reports that you guys aren't very funny.

But for real: Do you guys have jobs?

I would most definitely blast her in the ass and then felch out the spooge. Ok?

@53 You are my fucking HERO slim. I may just name my vibrator after you....

The girl in the background probarly smells her rotten appendix.She doesn't need surgery.Just call a $25/h plumber and let him plumb out her loose and shaggy ass.Big chance the appendix will come out automatically.After this the plumber will be sick for a couple of days but according to healthcarecosts it would be still less a burden for society in general.This way the hospital won't get complaints about a penetrant sewagesmell as well.Most of the costs will go up in packing this dirt what comes out in thick concrete.Buried deeply into the earth next to nuclear waste.

I think the girl in the background is Courtenay Semel, daughter of Yahoo! Ceo Terry Semel.. She was on Filthy Rich Cattle Drive on the E! Channel trying to convince she's Gods gift to Earth.. You would think w/ all that money daddy has she would do something to fix the Yeti off her face.. lol

Or maybe she can send this smelly appendix to Madonna for spare parts?But i guess even Madonna will reject this for her collection...

Wait... her appendix didn't voluntarily evacuate?

Omg the girl in the corner. Lmfao.

Found a pic of fugly girl Courtenay trying her hardest to "look good":
http://www.toutelatele.com/IMG/jpg/courtenay_semel_gdriches.jpg

Plus here's a pic of her previously unrevealed biological brother:
http://www.lindajoyce.com/Garydell_Abate.jpg

They should put a back brace in while there at it. Is she wearing a weight belt? She probably needs one 'cause of her humpback.

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/01/03/lindsay-lohan-pool-bikini-03.jpg

ugh she looks bad in that fucking outfit

evian and ciggeretes, my kinda girl

I bet she has a few other procedures while she is in there. Can't wait for the "after" photos. With her love of bikini's apendectomy scars should be pretty visable ...

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62-Wait, that picture is supposed to look better?...How did this girl get on TV again? Oh yeah...Daddy's rich.

#68, Exactly, and that "good" photo is after an oh-so-obvious nose job...bleh!

#49 - LinternaVerde is it? Nah we don't have jobs. Much like you 'university' students in Europe, we let the fucking state subsidize our existence. We come here to piss idiots like you off, Thank goodness it seems to be working.

I'm sure this has already been pointed out but getting your appendix removed is Los Angelesian for getting your back fat removed with a tiny vaccuum and having your face pulled back a 1/4 inch.

What the fuck is that standing next to her?????

OMG!!!!!!

@49. Awww...now. That's not fair. Jrz, Rich and Moi are mutual friends.

I mean..just look at Rich and Jrz (very witty and very intelligent)♥

And then, look at you. Do you actually think that you just got one over on us? Hmmm.

Go cry to your footless mommy now. She should have just took that butcher knife she brought with her in the delivery room (you know, just in case something grotesque popped out of her cooter...which, ?confuses? me because...oh nevermind) and chopped off your head instead of the umbilical cord...

She would've done the world a serious favor.

Geeeeez. When even danielle is being trolled, the world has become crazier than I thought. Next thing you know we'll be invading a nation that didn't attack us and presiding over their dictator's hanging (free camera phones anyone?). And Lohan will be a fucking star. Wait...

#46 - definitely a Jewess. Good call. I'm cancelling my yahoo mailbox & fantasy football accounts after seeing that fugly beyotch.

#49 - just hang out for a week & check out all of the banter, and you'll be here every day too. Just like me. Rich & jrz rule, and FTLTC!

When the surgeon cut her did he yell "Open bar!!!" ?

Who is this Danielle and why does she keep answering to those she wants to shut up?

linterna, I have a job. I'm the person that puts the happy-flavor in all the candy in the world.

@77. I'm the person who eats all the candy Jrz distributes.

I have a tummy ache =(

I'm really tired of Lohan's publicist getting on here and being all "do you people have jobs?" to everybody.

When you blow off your extremely well-paying job because of a hangover, show your hoo-hoo to everyone, constantly fall down and are seen in public with the likes of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, people are gonna talk. Lindsay Lohan is the global village idiot and we enjoy taking a little time out of our day to make fun of her and wonder at how someone with so much money and advantages that most people would kill for could fuck it up so spectacularly. So suck it.

"Appendicitis", eh? Is that the new code for liver explosion?

Do you reckon that during surgery lohan will be given alcohol transfusions instead of blood to keep her going?

That's why you've gotta be careful Lindsay.

-Your Mother

Damn now who will I go on a Lohan Holiday with?

Maybe they can remove those two stupid fingers that fucking waste of skin is always flashing. My only questions is: does it physically hurt to be so stupid?

You're all so cruel. I have it n good authority that she's actually gone in for reverse lipo, having twenty pounds of fat put back in.

Problem is, it used to belong to Roseanne...

The thing next to her looks like a filthy kike.

Appendicitis? You mean 'Cirrosis'.... right?

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and make me proud )

...oh sorry
...missed the rest
...of the conversation?

She always looks like a filthy whore.

Dare I say this? She actually looks pretty and a bit classy in that picture, for a change...

However that huge black waist belt's GOT TO go.

What the hell is the other girl looking at, it looks like that "the scream".

Question, LinternaVerde. Do you have a life, or doyou just prowl around on the web trying to find anyone who dares to speak ill of darling Blohan? Does it bug you that you work for a drug-addled illiterate, and all you can do is try to police what people DARE to say?

Why don't you complete the stupid job transition, and go work for Britney? Then you can trawl the web, insisting that the media is making her look bad, she's a glorious mom, etc.

shes been giving that sign alot lately... it a sign that shes likes two fingers up her?

I don't have a job, but I give jobs, ... blow jobs that is.

I'm collecting pictures of Lohan's body parts. Anyone got a pic of her appendix? My collection can't be complete without her flashing us a peek shot of her formaldehyde mason jar. I'll trade her tonsil shots for it. I've got cat scans and x-rays, too. You can't even get those on Ebay.

Nevermind. It is in her water bottle. Man, what a great way to freak everybody out at a party!!!!!

If you look above and to the right of the commando boobs....

"I VANT TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD."

Hey thats Zira from planet of the Apes to the right of Lindsay..

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shes been giving that sign alot lately... it a sign that shes likes two fingers up her?

its a thing between us...
...you can just ignore it : )

ok..,,

two, yes, what?

maybe if the sew it onto her face she'd be less repulsive!

yeah, that and some other plastic surgery probably