Jan 17 2007Lindsay Lohan enters rehab

First, oh fucking yes, i'd like to thank my figurative vagina:)hey ma!!!

Does it really make a difference at this point? Hasn't she been in AA for a year? Whatever, loser.

Coming in February !
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Oh,ok, I mean - hang in there LiLo

Um, a rehab named "Wonderland"? Why don't they just name it "Beautiful Trip" or "Flashback City"? Jebus...

OK, how long before she leaves to go shopping or hit the clubs? I say less than a week. There is NO WAY she can stay away from the bars, and I doubt there are any photographers in Wonderland to take her picture and kiss her ass. She will check out of the place within 7 days.

I'm SURE all you ASSHOLES would prefer her to just COMMIT SUICIDE!

GOOD LUCK LINDSAY!

Wait... didn't she enter rehab before? She may have realized that it was because of all the drugs/alcohol she's taken that the anaesthetia for her operation didn't work. lol. oops!

Oh man, she looks SOOO natural. I mean, gosh, those lips couldn't look more natural than if they had been grown on a tree.

That'd be awesome #6, it would make everything we do here at the Superfish worthwhile.

Here's hoping :)

#6 - oh, its a little cunt, isn't it???

I mean this was inevitable...dating Joe Francis is hitting Rock Bottom.

#6
I would like her to do just that. One less whore B actress to deal with.

#6 That'd be great actually, thanks. The bloodier and more pathetic the better.

Looks like she got lip injections... YUK!!! (projectile vomits suddenly of copious amounts)

I don't believe it. She's reportedly shagging Joe Francis, which shows that she's still fucked up. I watched Mean Girls recently, and Lindsay looks decent. Now she looks like (fill in the blank for yourself). She's managed to age 15 years with 2 years of partying.

I have made a "proactive" decision - he he that was a funny choice of word!

This bitch is ridiculous!
#5 i agree she will not last more than a week. She will back out nipple slipping and crotch exposing in no time.

Oh yeah - good luck Linds ;)

#6 yes, please, and a side of fries with that.
i'm actually disappointed she told the truth. I was wondering which organ/limb/body part she was gonna get "removed" this time.
i'd still like to see the real size of those lips after her face de-puffs. if that ever happens, of course.

#6 - I'm pretty sure I can speak for many others on this site in that we do hope YOU commit suicide. sucessfully. and not the "i need attention" type of suicide that I bet you would attempt. the real deal. fucko.

I could care less at this point. She thinks its a good deed of some sort, but knowing her she just looks at them as they pass by and wave with a disgusted smile on her face. She can burn in hell.

Lindsay's mom Dina was overheard to say "Shit, where am I going to get money for blow now that I won't be able to steal it from my daughter's purse?!? Fuck, Selfish bitch!!"

As for Lindsay, this is a bunch of bullshit, her publicist probably told her that her career was basically gone if she didn't do something like this because not studio would be stupid enough to hire her and no insurance company would insure a production with an actress so close to serious injury or death. She is having cases of vodka delievered to her skanky drunk ass in whatever phoney celeb rehab resort she's in.

Damn...she looks like Angelina in that pic. Smart move with the rehab, Linds.

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#16... what can I say? are you lindsay's personal friend? or do you just care about everybody? and if the latter, then practice what you preach. the third option- give us a sign that you're just playing the game.

as for me. i agree with number #6. i look at that picture, and doll eyes and fish lips, which were a waste of medical and more importantly, human resources. i see someone who is disgusting and disgustingly vacant. how can you feel bad for someone who doesn't even honestly hate herself? how can we ever even hope to be good without first wanting to repent?

yes, i'm advocating killing for life. kill the bad to save the good. life feeds on life. my brother just died. i would kill you to save him, in a heartbeat!

You want to kill biatcho?!?!?

lol

didn't say want to. would if i could to achieve the aforementioned

didn't say want to. would if i could to achieve the aforementioned

Oh, well, that's better....I guess.

my man

Damn, now that I worked so hard to get in with the hip clubs in NYC and now she decides to clean up. I'll never be able to say that I got a blowjob in the bathroom from Lowhore.

This has been a pretty big downer. First losing Tara, little Miss Princess USA who with a little blow would drop faster than a hooker on Sunset, and now this.

I'm fucking shattered.

She decided, my ass. They tossed her butt in.

hope you got the new hpv vaccine and a recent booster shot, buddy. look up google, images: "condyloma acuminata"

If true, good for her! If you have a problem, fix it! Now all we need to do is get Paula Abdul up in there, and the planets will be aligned!!!

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What's the girl's poison?

her poison is the human papilloma virus. she's going in for intense wart treatment.

Lindsay Holan bears her goods, sporting a transparent dress atthe Chanel party... less than a week later she's going into rehab.
Maybe there's a connection somewhere. Then again, maybe not.

And the KING offers his hanky !
http://www.celebroundup.com/lohan-in-rehab-the-king-offers-hanky/

Let's hope this is as effective as Britney's rehab. NOT.

Good for her. But she still needs to fix her horrendous lips. Bad plastic surgery...

Note to self: Next time in Seattle. Try to remember to carry heat.
(Not that I've ever seen the show)

She needs to make herself look like her real self again, like this:

http://movies.msn.com/movies/gallery.aspx?gallery=10618&photo=622958#photos

rehab sounds like the "ADEQUITE" thing to do...

Do they have semen rehab? She's going to be in withdrawal from that.

I wonder if her stint in rehab will be adequite enough for her.

I hope she is able to overcome her sexual addiction. We wish her the very best and hope her herpes outbreak is minimal.

Exactly, edb87. And, what is the flack going to say going forward to cover for all of her relapses?

#37, I agree. I think she looked so much better as a redhead a couple years back. She should go back to her natural hair color, as well as back to her old attitude. I think she had become famous much too quickly for few movies, that I think Mean Girls started. She looked young and fresh with red hair and much sweeter, and less hoochier and depressing.

Twenty years old and in rehab , now there is good reason for suicide. Do us a favour Lindsay I beg you.

When did she realize she had a problem? When she crashed into a 5th stationary car? Or perhaps when her appendiotomy revealed her appendix to be already pickled by her 50/50 alcohol infused system? Or perhaps when she woke up next to a naked Isaac Cohen? Cuz boyfriend isn't even cute. Just plain icky.

wtf @ her lips.

#19 I agree completely. When I first saw the picture and read rehab I was shocked.

And then I read Lohan and I was bored.

If this rehab works at least half of all bloggers are going to have to find honest work.

#48 - You're absolutely right.

And I kind of hope she cleans herself up. She starting to go down the same path as Judy Garland....except she's not as talented.

By "rehab," does she really mean vaginal reconstructive surgery?

So what is she in rehab for? Rehab can't fix skank, sorry Lilo...Neither can it cure herpesyhphigonnorhaids...or those nasty lips, or that skin damage, or those out-of-focus eyes, or a lack of talent...I mean, I could go on forever, but I'll let your actions speak for themselves...

Oh, and Mztry, exactly why are you on a site called "the superficial" if not to leave cunty comments about talentless hacks who make millions of dollars for doing absolutely nothing? Unless of course, you were one of the talentless hacks...huh, that's a thought...

I think deep down we all WANT Linds to make a go of it at rehab, find her way, and come back. But, unfortunately, the reality is, most likely she'll be out at some Hollywood party in a week, pantiless, holding on to a glass of bubbly like it was the blood of Christ, and getting photographed with the second ugliest jew next to Xtina's husband's finger up her ass. I'm just sayin...

well personally i think shes pretty, but a friend of mine who worked with her on the GQ ad a few months ago said she was REALLY stuck up, snobby, spoiled, and all around brat.

such a sad sad thing.

and btw yeah she really does look like angie haha

She looks like she just saw my cock, you know, like most of them look, scared.........

UMMMMM "I appreciate your well-wishes..."
WHAT FUCKING WELL WISHES????

Surprisingly she's looking quite a good and sweet girl in this pic.The pic would be better if she had taken off this green coat so we could admire her Victorian sailor-outfit as well.

Lindsay Lohan will suck every guy's dick in the rehab center for blow, meth and E and to get dick in her mouth. Her name is "blowhan" for a reason; she does blow and gives blowjobs!

Geeze she looks like someone hit her in the mouth with a brick. I don't know why celebrities think having huge swollen lips like that is attractive.

5...4...3...2...1...Lindsay checks herself out.
Wait, she's back on the wagon and all available weenies.
Now, back in rehab.
Read, repeat.

*Yawn* with celeb-u-tards and their "rehab"

I second #56. I guess she assumes someone cares? WRONG you presumptuous beyotch!

The End.

Quick Dina!! Get pimp out that other daughter of yours, and FAST, too....or else you may have to get a job.

#60

on the wagon = sober

off the wagon = unsober

Wow, all that before she actually turns 21. Some people really know how to live...

Adored by millions, pre-legal sexy GQ spread used as whacking off material by millions, sucessful teen movies, coke habit, poor friends choices, huge knockers, bikini addict, club whore, idiot magnet, alcoholic, opportunistic mom, car crashes, opportunistic dad, rebirth, fall, rebirth, fall, rebirth, fall, failed music career, firecrotch, enriching photogs globally, butt of late night comedian jokes, fashion nightmare, cooter shots, felt up publically, AA, and now rehab...

All in all, I'd say it was a productive 2 years.

On to the "Suicide by OD" pool!!

I say.......mmmmm.....2 years.

Wouldn't it be a hoot if she just vanished for a few years then turned up as a nun? I mean a real nun and not one of those vinyl costume nuns or the whipped cream and chocolate syrup nuns or the leather suited nun. Well, maybe the leather nun, but No, no a real nun. Yeah, with bad socks and ugly shoes and those awful horn rim glasses. uh oh, just got a boner. I gotta go to therapy.

I agree with Mr. Port.

When I was twenty years old, I inherited $100,000. I spent $95,000 on booze, drugs and women.

I wasted the rest.

Jrz, 2 years? You are an optimist, my good lady. I say she'll be dead long before that, likely by cockular impalement. I agree with the OD thing, and I think that'll happen after a drug binge (but no drinking... she's on the wagon after all), she'll lose her Hollywood D (or double D) level status, get implants, bleach her hair, and start in the next installment of Monster Cocks: Teen Stars "Turned Around".

I got $50 on that exact senario.

I'm sure that Dina is already working on breaking Lindsay out. It'll take a while, you have to factor in the time she puts at getting fingered in public and all the hangovers but she'll get it done.

Lindsay will OD in 6 months tops.

I think 2 years because she's gonna have a honeymoon phase of this clean-living bullshit in her post-rehab days. Then some questionable sightings, then the full-fledged rehab, one more rehab stay and then a very brief period of soberiety and then last call.

Woops--meant a full-fledged RELAPSE

The words "last call" usually make me beligerent.

#20 - Are you a personal friend of mztry's? Because while I would absolutely condone Lohan killing herself to make the world a better place I also think that people such as mztry, who come to a webiste like this and consistently stick their noses so far up certain celebrities' asses that it's almost embarassing to witness, should be 86'd in harsh ways. And by harsh ways I mean having sexual intercourse with someone like yourself forced upon them with the use of ordinary garden tools.

Watch yourself B. doode totally wants to kill you, to save his family, or the universe or something.

Couldn't you tell how scared I was Slim? I am obviously up against some sort of Super Hero with magical powers who can kill people on the interweb just by thinking about it.
I heard he was on American Idol last night but got pissed because he thought he was auditioning for Heroes.

B--I don't know, but if my brother just died, I think I'd be a little to grieve stricken to come to the Fish and check out Nicole's new hair and Paris' new STD.......

"I'm SURE all you ASSHOLES would prefer her to just COMMIT SUICIDE!"

No I would prefer three hours of anal and oral sodomy with Lindsay first, then she could leave this world having done her duty.

God bless

I know, I also quake in fear every time one of these "defenders of decency" comes to change the world thru internet threatening and ....violence? We truly are the last bastions of democracy here. It's Washington, Jefferson,MLK and the Superfishers.

READ THE DISCLAIMER IDIOTS!

rehab for attention whores sounds counterproductive to me. Like giving an award for humility.

Beav, this guy is obviously some sort of homicidal freak so perhaps he killed his brother, has no remorse and is moving up the serial killer chain by threatening to kill strangers on the internet. I heard his borther was Wally Gumboots.

Biatcho - I think he was auditioning as a corpse for Law and Order: Special Pricks Unit. I hear he fucked that up too.

p0nk, I once won the smallest dick award... at an Arabian horse stable. And even then it was just by a head...

Slim, I am TOTALLy going to change my name to Biatcho Washington. I will also have to become black. That's such a black name.
It's cool, my folks are hip to change.

"DMV...Biatcho Washington speaking? May I be helpin' you?"

Where all da white women at?

Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?

She'll OD but survive (multiple times) and attempt suicide but survive (multiple times). She's a superficial gesture chick with a personality disorder. She'll be on this site for years and years.

Watch out!!! You'll make IT mad! And by IT I mean mztry = libra = danyell...whichever one of the 17 personalities it uses at any given time. Must be hard, all that signing in and out under different aliases, and all those passwords to remember!!!

Biatcho, then you won't be able to fuck Black guys anymore.

Damn, you are all on fire this morning! #31, #38, #39, #68, #82 - lol.

#50 - couldn't help myself - I had to Google "vaginal reconstruction wonderland" to see if they really did that there. Any coincidence that the top results for that set of words has to do with the Duke Lacrosse team's rape case?

I think that if Lohan needed to break a sexual addiction, she'd go to Michael Jackson's Neverland, not L.A.'s Wonderland. She's there to be the centerpiece of a meth-laden circle jerk.

Jrz set the over/under for Lohan's relapse & death. 2 years before she pulls a Chris Farley. I'll put $50 on the under.

FUCK! You're right. Well, it's sacrifice I am going to have to make in order to protect the country's freedom.

Sure am gonna miss getting poked in the chin after getting tittiefucked by enormous black cock. Did I just say that outloud?

I do see tragic young death a la river phoenix comin up.. Sad

God she is fugly.

Biatcho, the white guys'll date you... you'll have to lower your standards dickwise, but they'll hug you after their done and engage in unprovoked conversations on how ashamed they are that their ancestors raped your forebears. And if adult movies are to be believed, the cum in fucking buckets.

91--apples and oranges, my gentle Russian friend.

B--maybe this tosser would like to take Wally's place as our resident psycho at Ferrert's?

hhhmmm, I seem to remember a few days ago bitch-ho threatening me online.......so biatcho and #20 seem to be two douchebag peas in a pod

BIG FAT HAIRY DYKE TIME!!!!

To add to #93.......just, ya know, when going back to ol' whitey...keep your black cock days "on the down low", if ya catch my drift. Sure, we've all enjoyed getting dick slapped in the chin by enormous, thick black cocks, but you know what they say, "Once you go black, you never go back" (because no self-respecting white man will have you.)

Agghhhhh! What did I say??? (re: #96) I told you all you would make IT mad!!!

Well much like I said the last time I whacked off to Beyonces candid pictures, this is just the release I need and... wait... am I the only one who smells a fucking Yeti? Quick! Back to Idaho!!!

Is it Yeti or pork? Perhaps a little bit of both. Off to the potato fields I go!

Magickal I blame you for waking it up from it's lonlely hibernation on the Angelina Jolie thread!!!
: )

biatcho, why don't you crawl back in your cave and feed off your own fat for another 6 months?????

POOOOOO-TAAAAAAAA-TOOOOOOOOOOOO come home!!

As a gay man (and a bear at that) I find some of these taunts objectionable.

It must be danyell, it's doing that thing where I make the initial joke and then it uses the same joke back at me, only not funny.

94 - Not so much apples and oranges, maybe oranges and tangelos

yea, bitch, like you calling me IT when I've been referring to YOU as IT for weeks????
Yawn

Is Libraesque that wierd art-loving lesbian from New York? Or am I thinking of someone else?

stop yelling Liberace. I hate that nasally sound you make when you yell. It's like a whine-yell-shrill-caw-caw sound. You big loud ox.

papa, it's not from NY but wishes it were & hates everyone that is. That's why it's so obsessed with some of us...

Just what NY needs, another artsy dyke.

She's only 20 and already looks full of collagen and botox. I think she is absolutely HIDEOUS! I am floored when I hear people say they think she's pretty. And I'm just waiting for her to come back to Miami so I can track her down and tell her just what a talentless bag of douche she really is.

slow day at the pizza parlor bitch
?????

#113: Please do! I would LOVE to be there when you do it! I'll happily join you.

I am a Scorpio. My new screen name should be Scorpioesque.

Liberace is an obnoxious psycho borderline patient. wait...who put that mirror over my monitor?!

I didn't realize Pizza Parlors had internet.

Papa, I'm Leoesque.

The bitch claims to have bought a blackberry with the extra money she made hooking for a year

Fake Jrzmommys are the work of the devil.

So does the rehab include the labiaplasty she's going to need?

#105 - Dude, at least TRY, for the love of your fucking pimp, to be funny once... you are a poor excuse for a troll.

That would make me Geminish

piss poor! A piss poor excuse, Rich.

#121 - Ask assholesque there at 119... but don't tell her where you're from or she'll be apt to cup her paws over her pointy ears are moo "Liar, liar!!!" over and over.

Since Beav is already Leoesque, I guess I have to be......Leoey?

I feel bad for Lindsay. I mean, I'm all for coming here and making fun of celebrities, but she just seems sad. Like with everything that's happened with her dad and her mom it must have been hard for her growing up. I think that's why she's so messed up. I wish her all the best in getting better.
Please don't get angry at me or call me a troll. I'm not trying to be, and I'm fine with making fun of these people; I've found some of these comments quite funny. It's just my opinion.

JRZ no its cool, you can be Leoesque2. There's is plenty of room for us all to have gay screen names.

I a now changing my name from Biatcho Washington to Heterosexualesque. Aquarianesque sounds gay.

aaahhh, ritchie, you're so.........clever. Just because they made the movie Midnight Cowboy about Bitches daddy doesn't make her a New Yorker.

And man, I can't begin to tell you guys how much I love my super high tech cash register that has interweb connectivity... it's awesome. I can sling some 'za AND get stalked by fat people at the same time!!

Biatcho, if you're gonna go there with Aquarianesque, in honor of that thorn in your side, call yourself AQUEERianesque.

ooohhh Beav, you don't like your screename anymore that you ripped off a gay sitcom????

Hey, if anyone's parents had that Jungle Fever thing going you can call yourself Zebraesque.

mommy, you've done it again. Oh you're good!
I mean rrreal good!

PS - Isn't it funny when gays use the term gay?

#63...yes, I know. My comment implied that she stayed sober momentarily then fell back into her slutty ways, then reverted again to booze and rehab.

Why don't we do what we're all supposed to do and just rip on the celebs, like God intended? *Sigh* it was too good to last...

If you're fat & won't admit it to people can you call yourself Fatesque or is that still Libraesque?

Isn't it boring and redundant when a bitch whore calls herself Biatcho?

Lesbianesque, I know the sitcom sucks that's why you obviously don't watch it or know where I got my screename from. Nice try. PS--love your Myspace photos, MOOOOOOOOO-OINK-OINK-WOOF-WOOF.

This is hilariesque.

nice webpage libraesque. you're kinda like famous.
www.myspace.com/libraesque

If you're from Saudia Arabia and you like ballet, you can be Arabesque

try this again.
www.myspace.com/libraesque

No way, Ponk. I have a feeling if I go there a bunch of massive-shouldered, slobbering lesbians will kidnap me.

ahhh, another stalker/fan.
Listen sweeties, as soon as you post a picture of your skinny gorgeous selves you can call people fat and ugly all you want, but really, until then shut your obese cake hole

Personally I enjoy Lesbianesque's Steely Dan quote.

Also, is that what 43 looks like? Damn, that's harsh.

#102 - Sorry, Biatcho...I didn't mean to wake it up....I just had the feeling it was going to rear its ugly head like a bad case of the trots....just didn't know which one of its many screen names/split personalities would pop up.

#139 - I know.....isn't that myspace the funniest shit you've ever seen? What a fat ugly cunt! She looks like the slime that lies between two wrinkles in a baboons asshole. And probably smells even worse.

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Actually, lesbo, we all happen to know each other and know what each other look like, and not one of us is a porker like yourself. Nor do we wear lip liner that looks like we just sucked on a shitsicle.

ponk, that's it. I am giving Papa his letterman's jacket back and we're totally doing it in the parking lot after history class. I'll bring the liquor.

I didn't see this coming at all.

quite the fantasy world you live in libraesque, I suppose all your special Ed teachers and therapists who tried to straighten out your fucked up psyche were all stalker/fans too?

Since she's a burly pig (hey your flicks, not mine), let's just call her Burlesque.

#140 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol @ burlesque. suddenly that word doesn't seem near as sexy.

She needs to change her orientation from Lesbian to Dyke. Lesbians are hot. Dykes look like her.

Barrelesque?

Dykes are like nerds... they like pussy, they just never seem to get any. Lesbians, however, always seem to be wrist-deep in pussy...

My sides... you people are fucking killing me.

#149....I'm SO sorry for you.

But in this case it doesn't really matter that you all "know" eachother.
So really, if you're going to post links to my Myspace, and then call me fat and ugly, be a sport and post a link to a picture of you.....otherwise you're just another size 22 annonymous douchebag with a year supply of ProActive under your bunkbed

I know a gorrilla that dated Libraesque....she said she smells like sour crab dip.........down there.

ritchie, how do you squeeze in any pussy time when you're over there clickety clacking to the tune of 1400 posts????

Hey, DanYELL, if you're reading this, you owe Libra here a rim job for giving you the day off.

jizz, I read about that crackhead that beat you silly because you're so annoying and foul, his name is jrzdaddy

Librarianesque, "if you show me yours, I'll show you mine." Get over it. If you are fat and ugly, such is your case, and post pics of yourself for all the world to see, then you deserve what you get. I most def. will not post a pic. of myself for you to see because I am hot and I don't need the image of my pic. being used to rub the clit on that disgusting tuna taco of yours.

That is all.

liberacesque, let's suppose i am a size 22(even though i'm male), how does that change the fact that you're retarded bull-dyke living in a delusional self-created world in which you make yourself a goddess?

Judges Scores for Comment #164
Originality: 0.00002
Ha-Ha Factor: 0.0000016
Dismount: 0.000008

beav would be welcome to sit on my face any day, libratard, on the other hand, can sit in the kitty litter box.

Well, Scott, it looks like Libraesque is not having much success here at the Pissing Match Olympics. Guess she'll be returning to the Isle of Lesbos empty-handed this year!

#167- Yes, that comment was not the greatest. But your scoring of it- bwahahahahahahahahha!!

#162 - I'm multi-talented... you know what that's like... kinda they way you eat burritos whiles taking a shit; it saves time, plus you need to stay at your fighting weight... now that takes skill. Come on, tubby, you can do better than that.

165......yep that's what I thought, an obese annonymous douche

holy shit ponk....is that you with the brillo pad hair....in the overalls?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MAN, you aint fat, but sweet jesus someone should have told your momma enough already with the ugly stick
DAMN!

libraesque, there is an updated version of "Insults for Dummies" with forms where you just fill in a couple blanks. Would be a good investment if you're determined to go through life as a retarded cunt.

hey ponk, can I borrow those for my next Anna Nicole White Trash Party???
That way I can Fed-Ex back to Kansas Beav's size 22 sunday best dress that I borrowed for the first party

#172. U dun lissen two gud, dew yew?

Go back and re-read my last few posts, or have someone read them to you and then explain them.

Jesus, no wonder the gays get a bad rap. If I were a fat dyke I would insist on you being kicked off the team.

#174... can you try that again in Engrish? I'd respond but I have no idea what you're trying to say.

Beav - what did I tell you?? You're from Kansas!!!!

#177 and 176

Awwww. Her's mad. Did she pack up her boa and go home?

and biatcho is in ... idaho? God only knows where she's going to decide i live. Lesbianesque, those voices in your head...? they're lying to you.

lol commish, and when she "packs it up"... well, let's just say that floppy cooch of hers could use a good flossing.

Beav.....YEA, YEA, you're "hot", that's what every obese pimple faced adolescent says online with no pictures to back their shit up.
So like I said you're a fat ugly annonymous person, just like the rest of your "friends" here, except for ponk that is, he lets the ugly hang out
http://photo.xanga.com/p0nk

Know why Biatcho can't participate in the Miss USA pagent? Because she'd walk out there and say I DA HO!
bah-dum-bum
thank you. I'll be at Resorts all week!

Hey guys!!! Check out the main page to see the story of Lesboesque's appearance on American Idol last night! It was wearing a blond wig, of course, but those luscious, luscious breasts. She must turn straight girls gay like all the time.

Idaho... always sounds like a prostitute declaring her profession, if you ask me.

In other news, Libraesque has fallen off the wagon and consumed an entire fucking Dunkin' Donuts full of pastries... and that was before 9am.

162. For example, while I'm eating a burrito, and taking a shit, I'm felching a load from jrzmommy's ass, jacking two guys with my hands, watching "The Wizard of Oz", foot-fisting wedgeone, and planning the layout of my new book, "Semen, It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore". Like I said, "multi-talented", ...

... all while typing 1402 posts with my clean foot, bitch!

#185 & #186- Do you fantasize about Rich?? I cannot understand your obsession with him, unless you want to fuck him. I can tell you are a guy, and you are soooo homo. Admit your crush on him to us, come on now!

talk about stalker/fans... i'm honored, truly. thankyou, lesbianesque. Thank god you're a dyke because otherwise i would have nightmares of you paddling your canoe while looking at my pics.

EEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Someone left a couple of used tampons on #185 and 186...

Dykesque, think what you will, you can only guess what I look like. I on the other hand have solid proof via your Myspace page that you are an overweight, poorly dressed, single (ie hasn't gotten her snatch eaten since '83), over the hill, dyke who wears clown makeup.

#188 No ponk- She has (Had) a man......

... sorry, that was just my breakfast.

186--because 185 just wouldn't be funny with out 186.

my bad, PBaby, i forgot you stole her man and gave him the first real fuck of his life...suddenly i'm very nervous.

#195- At this time all I will respond with is....
UH-HUH!

lol @ 190. damn beav, you're on fire!

oopps- I meant #194 sexy ponk...

I wanna see this myspace that everyone is talking about. As many negative words that have been exchanged between biatcho, jrzmommy, richport, and myself...I have to side with them on this one.

well, ya know ponk, since you posted a link to my page I thought I'd do you the same favor.
I see Junior High has let out, PrettyBaby is here with her "you are so homo" speak.
Ugh, that ruins it for me.
It's been real fun kids, but I'm gonna exit the playground now

If jrz would allow me to borrow from her for a moment:

Judges Scores for Comment #188
Originality: 9
Ha-Ha Factor: 10.6
Dismount: 8

"Paddling her canoe" - I'm still wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes.
...
Damn, that was funny. I can't stop laughing! Take note from ponk on how to be funny, RichTroll! Come back later when you have something original to say. Footfisting? C'mon.
FTLTC.

wedge, my troll has typing Tourettes disorder... and a hankering for ass-reaming... great, mashed potatoes isn't nearly as tasty when you barf it up.

actually, the actual link was to somewhere else and the fish stripped the html code. i had no idea that the url i posted actually went somewhere. You, on the other hand, made the effort to actually find pictures of me. but that said, i don't give a flying fuck if you posted a link to my actual pictures since the worst you could come up with is make fun of the overalls and hairstyle i wore 20 years ago.

... neither is splooge, come to think of it.

Don't ya just love how Liberfatsque always has to make the grand announcement that she's leaving? She's not exiting the playground.....she's just taking a little break because the Krispy Kreme delivery truck just pulled up with her nightly order of 20 dozen glazed donuts. She'll be back as mztry or one of her other cunty little characters!!!

As long as we don't have to hear her fucking mooing anymore for a while.

Actually guys I just delivered 20 pizzas to Libraesque's trailer and it reminded me of that Gap Girls SNL skit with Farley, "LAY OFF ME I'M STARVING". It grabbed all 20 pizzas and ran to the corner salivating saying "My precious, my sweet little precious".

And for dessert she ate her own pussy. cat, that is.

200. Taking notes :
gay hairdo, ... check,
hillbilly overalls, ... check,
defiling a Les Paul with a bow, ... check,
born-again-jesus photo, ... check,
retarded enough to put your kids' photos on the Internet, ... check,
some unintelligible shit about a canoe, ... check,
get fat bulldyke groupies, ... check.

RPTLC, a very, very, very long time.

... check!

Fuck *RPLTC*, mucho!

RichPs troll just admitted it was a fat bulldyke!!!! Realizing you have a problem is just the first step.

richport troll (aka lesbianesque), if you had a real life you would know that in the 80's rock-n-roll was very much about the hair, Jimi Page was the first to demonstrate the violin bow on the Les Paul, "paddling the canoe" is a sexual reference that is unintelligible only to people who never have sex, and I have no fat and/or bulldyke groupies.
have you learned nothing from sitting around reading celeb rags all day?

oh and misspelling an acronym...classic sign of intelligence.
RPTLTC (RichPort'sTrollLovesTheCock)

Jrz, I AM DA HO and proud of it : )

210. Yes, wedgeone and jrzmommy, my charter member groupies, are enormous fat bulldykes, heifers, ... but I love them anyway.

212. Sorry, one too many 'T's, but thanks for playing.

Oh, and when you're ready to post your GRE scores, I will reciprocate, country cunt ;^)

... Still laughing about "paddling the canoe" ...
No need to comment about the troll's incoherent ramblings in 207-208 because they speak for themselves just how much of an idiot the troll is. One of these days the troll will stop living vicariously through other people & will overcome his identity crisis.

U...B...U

Back to laughing again ....

211. Jimi Page was a complete pussy as a guitarist, as anyone who has ever played worth a damn would know. Just another fucking stoner with a bow, ... your hero. Figures.

... laughing stops again.

More incoherent ramblings in #214. He knows what a GRE score is, but can't come up with anything original or funny. What a GAF!

... not my desire to amuse or entertain you, bulldyke. Don't mind me, I'm just here to fuck with the cretins, ...

... not my desire to amuse or entertain you, bulldyke. Don't mind me, I'm just here to fuck with the cretins, ...

... and you know who you are ;^)

... and you know who you are ;^)

... and you know who you are ;^)

RichPs troll: who is your guitar idol? Phil Collin of Def Leppard or the guy from Whitesnake?

Wally, you're a fucking moron. Troll that, bitch.

hey hey hey plonk, don't lump me in with the RichPort fake.
I'm here, I'm queer, I'm lesbianesque.

btw, why would you post a picture that's 20 years old????

I bet she makes a clean come-back before Brit does!

223. That's a tough one, but I think that Andres Segovia ( Bach ), John Williams and Julian Bream might be more my speed than your homos in spandex.

In popular music, Alex Lifeson once kicked significant ass, as did the Edge. Now I listen to more to John Frusciante, largely due to his bandmates, and I belive that Flea ( Bass, I know ) is a fucking god.

Outside of guitarists, I love Bob Marley and most roots reggae, hate country, most jazz, and all forms of rap. But, I listen to more NPR than music.

Autofellate, and have a nice day.

shame on you all

and ...

luck and love babe

out

I see Lardesque is back and looking for insults again. Oh how she loves to be told to fuck off.

shut the fuck up mis-antelope, you're a crashing bore

These young woman without their daddies are ALL FUCKED UP. The poor girl needs/wants her daddy's attention, that's why she drinks and whores all night long. Guarantee in years to come, she'll end up with a guy 15-20 years her senior. Girl just wants her daddy.

Props to Lindz for accepting the help she needs. I think people should just lay off her. It's hard enough to realize you have a problem and try to take control of your life again. Now she gets to do it with the whole world watching. Good luck with everything girl. Stay strong.

Good for her. I'd fire that asshole bitch of a cunt rep, though. But don't hire that Mintz motherfucker, either. Buddha knows he needs anymore young meat to fuck up.

She first had to get her stomach pumped of semen and brush the pubes out of her teeth.

Then she had to promise not to blow the orderlies.

Wonder how long she can keep her promise.

try as you can

you cant be me

[thanks pink]

SHE NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP WITH THIS PUBLICITY SHIT. SHE IS SO FUCKING RANK. SHE IS ON THE LEVEL OF MY DOGS SHIT.

'wonderland center'? why don't they just call it neverland ranch?