match made in heaven

Big freakin' deal.

A geek and a whore - what more can one say??

Lmao. This is too perfect.

she needs the jump start in her career

In my day, they woulda been married first!

I love civilization's continuing downward spiral.

The next inevitable step is a crotch shot of a pantiless Condi Rice stepping out of Air Force One with K-Fed.

Girls Gone Wild: Lindsay Lohan

I'm sure he's laughing to himself about the huge payday he's going to get from this ride.

The question I'm asking myself is will he publish a Full Screen or Wide Screen Edition?

Women just because a man does what you say doesn't mean your in control :-)

Who the hell is this fuckin' asshole? He looks like he's shitting his pants in these photos...or maybe she'a already given him crabs and he's too shy to scratch his nuts in public...

Wally ♥'s PrettyBaby.

Wally ♥'s PrettyBaby.

why does it look like he's constantly scrunching his shoulders toward his head? creepy.

On your second date with Joe Francis you get a free t-shirt after you sign a waiver. Or at least, that's what a friend told me...

LMAO @ #12. Seriously that was really funny lol.

Speaking of old school SNL days today, if this guy's picture was held up on the Game Show "Jew, Not a Jew" I would definitely have to say... "He's a jew, Bob. He's a jew".

Must i look to this weak attempt?Plss...

Fish! Do the Math! They are 13 years apart, not 23 or 33! My Dad married my stepmother when she was 20 and they were 13 years apart. I say "were" because my wonderful Dad died last year. They had a long and happy marriage and I have 3 brothers from that union whom I wouldn't have had otherwise. Oh, and equality is applicable. Hurrah for women who are 13 years older than their boyfriends. As a point of fact, homosexuals frequently have age differences and I have never seen you, Fish, freak out about it. Hypocrit Fish??

freaky

um, eew, what's wrong with her legs? The orange is all splotchy and then they're all ashy down where the sheets tied around her ankles rubbed all the mystic-tan off.

And this guy: he looks like the love child of George Costanza and Robert Barone. That's nasty, Wyatt.

#17...

I totally agree, my neighbor is fucking his babysitter, she's 14 and he's 29 - so what's the problem??

And by "dating", don't you mean fucking the living daylights out of each other, doing some coke, drinking a few 40's, fucking, doing some coke, and then Joe cheating on her with several of the many nubile 18 year-olds who flash their tits for his camera?

OK - Lindsay. tell us the truth, how tiny IS his penis???

wow-17 whats with the freak out? calm yourself.

(17)If you're a guy than i'm for sure outta here.

Send me pics to prove asap.

#17 - what the fuck are you talking about?
Homosexual age differences & your parents marriage have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that a sleazeball with no dick whatsoever is dating hollywood's biggest cumbucket who will fuck anything that says hello to her.

17 just proved that hooking up with a much younger woman will kill you that much faster.

ew

That dick should be beaten to death just for wearing a John Coltrane t-shirt.

Guess I'll just have to be satisfied with Lilo giving him an excelent case of whistle dick.

In a month, this slut will be sitting in the Viper Room, banging back vodka Red Bulls with her drunken cunty friends, coked out with her panties on the floor, talking about this loser's teeny, weeny, dink...

If you have the time, here's a disturbing article about Francis, fully illustrating what a big sack of shit he is:

http://www.latimes.com/features/magazine/west/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,2664370.story?coll=la-home-headlines

He has a certain je ne sais quoi about him. He's smiling like he wants to cry, but is too much of a loser to actually forfeit that last little shred of trembly "self-esteem" he saved from his last trip to the high-school scene. "Yes, I'm a hero," he thinks, "A HERO!" but what rattles in the background, like a greasy, consumptive lung, is the fact that he's a hero to people who have never really known him, except as a ticket or a drink.

will lilo be the wormhole out of the ratrace you've always been looking for? or won't it matter that she's only dating you cause you're (a) sort of rich, (b) sort of famous, (c) sort of tall, and (d) sort of cute.

meat resists. meat swallows. meat fucks. meat sells. only flesh can welcome you inside. but this guy, for all the boobs he's seen, has never seen flesh!

He has a certain je ne sais quoi about him. He's smiling like he wants to cry, but is too much of a loser to actually forfeit that last little shred of trembly "self-esteem" he saved from his last trip to the high-school scene. "Yes, I'm a hero," he thinks, "A HERO!" but what rattles in the background, like a greasy, consumptive lung, is the fact that he's a hero to people who have never really known him, except as a ticket or a drink.

will lilo be the wormhole out of the ratrace you've always been looking for? or won't it matter that she's only dating you cause you're (a) sort of rich, (b) sort of famous, (c) sort of tall, and (d) sort of cute.

meat resists. meat swallows. meat fucks. meat sells. only flesh can welcome you inside. but this guy, for all the boobs he's seen, has never seen flesh!

One good piece of shit deserves another. Together they make a nice six foot pile of excrement.

Well, OBVIOUSLY she has excellent taste in men. I mean, who wouldn't want to date a scumbag who makes a living out of exploiting drunk sluts?

She can get coked out, flash her vag and he can tape it and make millions! Gold, baby, gold!

When did she start dating Ray Romano?

Durn! Alllll the sleeeeez -e guys r taken

I wanted to say this is really nasty.. but then I thought..Nasty for which one of them? They both are really terrible looking people. Both of them are slutty, So, I guess this is a good match.
Some how it looks like Joe Francis' shoulder are creeping up on his own head.

Great catch Lindsay.

Oh ya, you're every bit as redneck as Britney Spears. All we need is a video of you burping like a man (just like Britney), and maybe soon a few kids with your trashy boyfriend to make you a dark-haired mirror image of Ms. Spears.

why does this dude look like lurch? He looks fucking nervous as shit or like he just took a shit or needs to take a shit.

Her legs look so blotchy.

Every Serious Actress gets involved with a child porn peddler. Just look at all of the great, Oscar-winning actresses who did.....

From what I've heard, he really is a sexual predator. In fact, one girl who appeared in his stupid video gave a very sad account of exactly how he raped her. They were shooting till he told the cameraman to leave the room and then he raped her. Very nice man.

everything about him screams chicken wings, well, from the shoulders down. his "face" is just the late-capitalist trademark for bwaaaaack

# 31 I remember when that article came out, what a fuckin greaseball. Everyone who watches the creep's videos should read it.

great, now we can expect a sex tape from Blowhan. just lovely. Can't wait.

By the age of 25 this chick is going to be fucked out, doped out and looking for a hand out.

It's nice to see that Joe Francis (ie. the offspring of the Hunchback of Notre Dame and Ray Ramano) dressed up for his date.

Lovin' the chucks, playboy, Lovin' the chucks. All class.

blowhan! nice one, beavis. (and i mean that as the ultimate compliment)

He's like three times her size. She rides him. Period.

The guy knows he's gettin' some pussy. He's not that dumb.

But just wait. One morning, he'll start pissing lava, and there goes his dick, right out the fucking window.

Hey, that's my furnace repairman! Way to go Manual!

eww..her legs look disgusting from her ankles down...no actually they just look plain nasty!

and that dude looks like frankenstein! his head is too small for his freakish body!

what's next..girls gone wild starring lindsey lohan the movie!

This guy obviously loves a challenge.

Read the LA Times story.
This guy is going to give porn a bad name.

Holy s**t!!!

Read this!

http://www.latimes.com/features/magazine/west/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,2664370.story

#56 Ewwwww, that article. I feel like I need to go bleach myself after reading it.

And as for Lindsay....could her decisions possibly be any more indicative of self-loathing?

I hate that guy. and all you girls out there should hate him too. Lindsay Lohan has the worst taste

you know what... I sent this fucking article to the fish in the AM this morning... Guess we don't give credit for submissions... Of course, maybe the fish came across it themselves.... LMAO.... Superfish SUCKS...

If the LA Times article is true, then this dude is a sadistic sociopath. Ugh, reading that made me want to vomit.

man...jimmy fallon has really let himself go!

and damn if he doesn't look like John Travolta in the second pic. i'm guessing he's a scientologist. just a guess.

hmm, Lindsay Lohan making bad decisions...is that really news? The girl's a walking train wreck who is willing to sink to any depth to get a little publicity. She was an okay actress, and a mediocre singer at best, but all she is now is the laughing stock of the industry. I'd say she's just a young girl who is bound to make mistakes, but that wouldn't be true. She is an egotistical, self-serving attention-starved walking disease bag who has no chance of rising from the sea of shit she is currently drowning in...

What the hell is she thinking? I wouldn't wish a date with that creep on my worst enemy.

Good god... he looks like Ray Romano meets Zach Braff (from Scrubs)...

I dont think you could get any more Italian Jewboy if you tried...

This is so not fair to John Coltrane.

#56 Nice article. I don't know what to say.
He is a little crazy but I think he knows he can get away with a lot of the crap because he has money. I liked the 25,000.036. I laughed about that.

Honestly, this guy has money and in his business capturing "the news" is double-sided. One minute the girls want in to his pictures the next their claiming he drugged, intoxicated or smurfed them.

I hold my judgement. The GGW stuff has made him filthy rich. Ferrari and Gulfstream, sweet.

Does anyone now how this guy and Lohan hooked up? I'm curious how Hollywood types connect. This connect looks like an act of God.

and all this time I was sure that white people didn't get noticeably ashy...

Lindsay, lotion your ENTIRE body. that includes ankles and feet. Then again, maybe that's kind of hard when they're always in the air

#20 - never said they were nice people but i did say i was talking about adults. they may even be as creepy as your babysitter dude but even Cher waited til they were adults before she went out with them. And, um, -and this is gross by looking at them- they are CONSENTING.

I'm glad people other than me realize that this guy is a total fucking pervert, but the worst part is that girls WANT to be a part of his empire, because woman are really really stupid. This is a perfect example.

So will she call him "Papa Joe"? Jessica's daddy will be mad.

After reading that article about him, I'm almost ashamed to be male. Hey, I like women. I mean I enjoy porn in the proper context. But he is basically a visual rapist. #1, I'm not of the type that goes 'whoooo booooobies.' I don't think I know of anyone who gets off on watching girls flash the camera, especially when you could just go to a party or bar and basically see the same thing. Or, for example, actually take one home. #2, I have access to the internet, with it's many spendored plethora of naked women. Why would I need a video? #3, of course they sign waivers (but not all of the time, considering the multiple lawsuits), they are intoxicated. Duh. #4, take Hugh Hefner. If you read his Wikipedia article, he had one 'palimony' suit, and an indecency suit in the 60's. Think whatever you want, but the man has class. The WIkipedia about Joe Francis reads like a rapists rap sheet.
#5, a guy forced him to molest himself on camera. I'm pretty sure that means he's kind of a dick to people. Just a guess.

You people bashing this guy are idiots.

He's made a fortune getting girls to flash their tits and have sex with each other while he watches and films it.

Most of you hypocrites wish you could be so lucky.

And of course he's banging Lindsay now........it's his turn.

The question is: how many cheap beaded necklaces will it cost him to have her take her shirt off on camera? I'll pitch in a buck fortynine...

Toilet Duck is fucking killing me.

#36 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#68 it is no surprise that these two hooked up. she did attend a weekend party at his mexican casa last summer and he's buddy buddy with paris.

celebrities have a small mating pool which they operate and fuck around in so chances are he's just as infested as lindsay so they are perfect.

#74 anyone bragging about getting lindsay must war a helmet on the short bus. it's not that hard. just get some japanese tourists to follow you with cameras (cause EVERYONE is huge in japan) and she'll suddenly appear on your cock. IT'S THAT EASY.

this girl is like the nyc subway, everyone has rode her at some point.

I just read the article and am frightened that he's not been punished (like jail or something) - I once had a neighbour who took advantage of young girls because he had a ferrari and he was murdered.

Yitzhak Rabinovitch, a.k.a JOE FRANCIS, is a sexual predator.

Instead of getting him medical help, we are making him a millionaire.

WOMEN please, the next time this guy approaches you, smack him, don't worry about lawsuits, he is a public sex offender, you should be able to get a sweet $$$$ deal out it.

HIT THIS guy where it counts, $$$$$....

he is disgusting, and the sad part is he knows it.
He hides behind his phony persona,

JOE FRANCIS.Please.

This guy is more jewish than ISRAEL.

Look, LiLo finally found her true calling.

And I second #26 -
woodhorse, nobody said anything negative about the 13 year age difference. BTW, that kind of age gap is pretty common, your parents aren't that special. Next time show us your reading skills as well as your math skills before posting.

If Shrek and Tony Danza had a baby.....it would be Joe Francis.

#29 - good call...not sure if I'll ever be able to listen to Coltrane again without feeling dirty.
#65 - also good call...Zach Braff played a character based on Francis in an episode of "Arrested Development"...his series of videos was called "Girls with Low Self Esteem".

I think he could actually absorb her.

#77 - I disagree. The last time I decorated her face like a baker icing a wedding cake, she assured me it was the first time she had done that. Ever. That, and at least the NYC subway system is cleaned daily.

Enjoy your herpes, Joe! Plenty to go around.

Lindsay is such a moron. If Hitler were still around she'd probably date him too. On the other hand, it would've been a quick end to WWII due to Hitler catching 24 STDs simultaneously.

Hitler was in the final stages of Syphilis.

yucky bookaki

Who is that chick in the picture? Isn't she too old for him?

After reading that article, wow, this pig is a serial rapist. But, can't say I feel too bad about the sluts that hop on his little rape-bus.

How many warnings do people need anyway?

I didn't get the chance to read the article yet, but, did it mention the famed taped incident of "stick things in the jew's ass gone wild"??? That douche deserved to have all sorts of objects shoved into that undoubtedly ranky ass. All while being filmed. HAHA ~ Loser!

#88, ask #80 - she wants to show off her math skills as well as her reading skills.

She must have just had her ankles waxed because they are ashy and not as orange as the rest of her.

He is shying away from the camera, he knows, the camera doesn't lie. He is an average looking jew, with money, and a penchant for little girls.

Not the first- nor the last...see Woody ALLEN.

He knew early on, that he wasn't going to get by on his looks in a town where it's just about looks. He also knew that he would have to molest young girls in order to be inside a vagina, other than his mother's.

on the lighter side...he reminds me of a Ninja Turtle but I can't narrow it down to just one..

Perfect couple. The douchiness couldn't be anymore radiant, or something.

I like how he was 'forced' to suck that guys dick on tape. Sure.....
I think they are perfect! Good luck to those kids.

I'll have to admit, Lindsey dating a low-rent pornographer means her career is about ten years ahead of where I thought it would be. I figured that would come next decade, just before her "stolen" sex tape makes the rounds.

Her face has looked different post-"appendix operation." Methinks some knifework on her mug?

This guy is just TRASH. They are perfect together.

I love Toilet Duck's prediction.

LiLo's trying to go from assless to ashey - PUT SOME DAMNED LOTION ON THE ANKLES, MYSTICTAN!

And, finally, why is every photo, that guy's head tilted like he's sorta an alien, or a retard, or farting, or all the above??

Agreed about the Coltrane T-shirt. But I'd be just as pissed seeing in the over-saturated Ramone's classic tee, too.

"Lindsay Lohan: Wildchild with Low Self-Esteem." Out on DVD next week!

I hope she goes the way of Shannen Doherty. Which way is that, you ask? Exactly.

Oh, and "what cockjugglery this is!" for good measure.

# 74
No one with any self respect is jealous of this guy.. If you have any morals you wouldn't want to exploit anyone regardless if they are dumb, drunk or slutty.
Plus, No one would want his image as a rapist and hot headed toss pot.

#102

You're gay, aren't you?

Buddy looks like Jerry Orbach and Ernie from Sesame Street had a threesome with Saul Rosenberg in a nuclear testing area.
Obviously, a guy this ugly spent a lot of time brainstorming ways to get pussy.

Isn't 'get her drunk!' still THE #1 aphrodisiac of choice among especially ugly hetero guys?
And, isn't it pretty easy to get women to do something they normally wouldn't, once their inhibitions are lowered?

So Joe Francis is an ugly guy, who'd never get to fuck a sober chick (with halfway decent taste or vision - sorry, Lohan!), who got rich capitalizing on drunken women's nudity (which also makes him unique and innovative!).

I think most people who envy this guy are like "Fuck, I could've thought of that if I wasn't so busy jerking off and being ugly."

I want me some freckled titties and p**sy

I want me some freckled titties and freckled, red haired crotch.

Good God Almighty!
This match-up has the "icky" meter pegged!

The guy has 3 sisters. He's gay.

GGW is his beard. The guy who 'sodomized' him-was his lover. They had a falling out, now, he is spinning it, as a man on man rape.

Me thinks this guy likes to order the sausage, everytime he dines out.

What a good exemple of bad usage of self-tanning lotion on the legs....

Even wacked-out Hollywood d-list trash icons deserve to find true love. Their love will protect them from your snarky digs and dismissive stares. I believe in their love. It could very well be the best love story in the history of man.

Then again, he might just have the best-quality coke in town.

I thought he was gay? Well, I guess that doesn't matter, though.

He's a monster and she has no self respect!!

That said, I tried thinking of what must be done to Joe Francis's cock before I would let it near me. Some type of intense disinfecting treatment; perhaps a long soak in bleach, maybe the autoclave (an intense heat treatment used to sterilize dental equipment). Joe would need several months of IV antibiotics and a bag over his big ugly head. Then, for a small fee (at least $10 million) I *might* consider meeting his penis. But...probably not.

#90, I remember that. Some guy tied him up and threatened to butt bang him while forcing him to refer to himself with gay slurs. Marvelous.

Awwww! Maybe Lidsay can help Joe do his community service in Panama City Beach! They could "do lunch" at the jail and share a communal shower with the inmates. How fab!

Make that Lindsay!

Check the office pool .... who had January 17th as the day Lindsay checks into rehab??!! Good news, you won.

born with a stuffed animal for a brain? isn't that insulting to stuffed animals?

Thanks for the tip #56. Revealing article, as much about Joe Francis as his sluttly little entourage.

Not that I don't adore sluts, it's just that I expect some reasonably intelligent conversation before, between, and after.

And yeah, he is another closet fag.

Hey, did you all hear this?

Joe Francis, 33, also was ordered to pay a $500,000 fine as part of a plea deal he made with the U.S. Department of Justice in September, when he plead guilty to failing to document the ages of young women engaging in sexually explicit acts in the tapes.

It was in USA Today