Jan 4 2007Leonardo DiCaprio "adopts" an African baby

Leo's cool, he's antichimp.

it's a sally strothers type of adoption, $0.03 per month to feed the adoptee's entire village. his personal assistant (who writes the checks) took his dick out of her mouth long enough to say he really really cares.

This says a lot about South Africa's adoption screening process.

What's with the African babies? I know I could use some money and a phone call from Leo once in a while. African babies get all the breaks.

If that's all it takes, then I adopted a phone sex worker in the late 90's... I sent her money and she called me daddy... I wonder how the hell she's doing. And I wonder if she's still 38DD-22-36 like she kept telling me...

I adopted a 14 year old Bangladesh hooker last year. I took care of her for about 7 minutes, then she was adopted by several other men for various time frames. I felt good about supporting her, and I pray that my $11.00 allowed her to fulfill some dreams. I think I know how Leonardo, Oprah, Madonna, and other influential people feel. I hope I can visit Taiwan or Viet Nam soon and help other young girls make a life for themselves. Saint HotNuts, that's what I should be called.

It could be like one of those ads they showed in the 90s, where it was this sad-looking African child in a village and the announcer told you if you just paid $5 a month you would ensure that said child had food, running water, a home, notebooks for school, a Cadillac DeVille, etc. And in exchange you'd get a picture of said child benefiting under your care and the knowledge that you were doing a Good Thing.

It sounds like a terrible thing to be skeptical about, but a lot of them turned out ot be huge scams. Oh, America.

Christ everyone is jumping on the African adoption bandwagon. Who is next?... that's the only question.

@2

Post of the year, so far.

Britney Spears parents by phone too, so it has to be good.

I think they get Nike t-shirts too.

I think Metallica will be next to adopt.

This guy's a 'mo.

And I can hear Lesbianesque just waiting to start ranting & raving on this thread about how we're all evil hillbillies for not thinking this is a great deed for mankind.

"...send a monthly support check and parent by phone..." Hey, that sounds just like a real dad, so I don't see the problem.

Man, Leo hit the wall hard and fast. He's so PUFFY! His ass used to be beautiful. What the hell happened to him? Cocaine?

"...send a monthly support check and parent by phone..." Hey, that sounds just like a real dad, so I don't see the problem.

Man, Leo hit the wall hard and fast. He's so PUFFY! His ass used to be beautiful. What the hell happened to him? Cocaine?

sorry about the double post, folks.

He's supplying food to fatten up the south african kid. When she's plump enough he'll have her served up with some yams and carrots on the side.

Well he's leaving the Third World shoot better off than Borat did.
But hopefully he didn't make the kid sit through the movie. (It drags at the end - but he's actually quite good)

Who cares?

What's up with Hollywood celebrities and adopting African children anyway? Some kind of image improvement thing? I think it's ridiculous.

What is this, the NEW trend?

I swear, if some dumbass "celebrinot" walked out of his/her house with a toilet bowl glued to it's head...everyone would be on all four's prying their toilet's a part so they'd be "in style" as well.

Pathetic.

There needs to be an African Baby Adoption Pool. I like the Metallica idea. I'm going with Michael Richards on this one.

Forget Uggs and eating disorders... African orphans are the latest hot new trend in Hollywood.

What's wrong with the babies from this continent? Don't they put out?

Nice! Be a daddy without the bitch, oh I mean wife.

I think the reason they go for the African kids is to make them look like they aren't racist. It's good for their image. GAG.

I would like to adopt Anna Kournikova, can anyone help me out with that??

personally he could adopt me. i'd love to bounce on daddy's lap and milk his cock with my luscious lips. he could spank me whether i was naughty or nice.

call me, leo.

It's 3:29 am here and i'm thinking about adopting a pornstar.I'm going to support her weekly and raise her and teach her things.That's how I get off.Everybody has his own way...

Maybe he could adopt Brittney Spears kids. They could use a check after she burns through the rest of her money.

I liked him in Gilbert Grape. He should take on more retard roles. Squint-eyed fuck.

Sorry Madonna, you lost this round...Leo has the most disfunctional international adoption.

PS Africa is so hot right now!

@21 That has to be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard anyone say on here. Where did you come up with that? Is it because people shit on you all the time? What a Cabeza de Mierda you are..........

Pathetic............

Stallion, pathetic is watching her cry when the tell her at Lane Bryant that they don't make the spandex pants that big.

Damn....can't you turds stalk someone else? Geesh.

No-life-->bald-headed pricks.

Danielle, I'm glad you live with Chunk and the Fratelli's went to prison.

It must be a trend...there ARE places other than Africa with thousands of kids needing a home and support, if it was all about helping kids. You know, like America.

Agreed on someone adopting Brit's kids. They won't survive otherwise.

I'm all for the kids and stuff, but I could do a lot more with the money than some toddler. What's a baby gonna do? They just blow it on stupid crap. I think I could do a lot more with Leo, for that matter.

mmmmm leo.

Hmmmm He's cute. I wonder if he likes to adopt pretty babies too?

#35 - Stalk? You make it sound so... dirty.

Not only do I want to do things to/with/at him over and over because he's good to look at... he ripped on Orlando Bloom who happens to be incredibly gross and extremely overrated.

Celebri-twat comes to mind. I'd give that kid up for adoption, keep the money and RUN to the border! YEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWW!

#32 - Africa IS so hot right now.

look! their break-dance fighting!

((hansel ... hansel ... hansel ....))

(This might post twice - i accidentally closed my browser with glee...sorry if it does)

Celebri-twat comes to mind. I'd give that kid up for adoption, keep the money and RUN to the border! YEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWW!

#32 - Africa IS so hot right now.

look! their break-dance fighting!

((hansel ... hansel ... hansel ....))

FFS when Madonna adopts one people give her grief cos she takes it out of his homecountry, when Leo supports a child you all scream blue murder! Why be so cynical. I think it is great (and Leo is YUMMMMMY). If he helps one child live a better life then good on him I say. And stop moaning about people not adopting yank babies. I wouldn't adopt a yank baby, you have a rich government that just needs to fight its own poverty! Same as here in the UK. Whingers. I am off to adopt Leo.

Celebrities are like lemmings: where one leads, the others follow. Last year, it was carrying around a small dog in a gay purse carrier. This year, it's African baby adopting/supporting. Next year, let's hope it will be shooting oneself from a rocket into the sun.

aparently, "jungle-bunnies" is not an approved term...

#45:People who feel the need to bring political slamming into everything need to shampoo my crotch. I'm not saying you're wrong--God knows you have a point. But that kind of crap is what I come here to avoid.

As for Leo, I never though he was goodlooking in the hot man sense. Too pretty and young looking--someone should make him into an anime character. And his acting sucks--the accent he uses in the previews for Blood Diamond is painful to hear.

Call me crazy but the way I read this is: He met and liked a kid while on a shoot. He sends money to said kid The money makes it so the child can be vaccinated and eat healthy food. Sleep on a clean mattress with a new mosquito net. The child lives a good life while spending it with his/her family. Sounds like a great plan. It may even be a mockery of some other stars.

In one sense, it's nice that some lucky impoverished kids are catching a break, however the motives behind these adoptions could be a little suspect, as these spoiled, self-important celebrities now seem to have exploited kids from Africa or Asia as being a trendy new accessory item.

They went from Chihuahuas and jumped straight to humans, completely shutting out chimps and gnomes.

In one sense, it's nice that some lucky impoverished kids are catching a break, however the motives behind these adoptions could be a little suspect, as these spoiled, self-important celebrities now seem to have exploited kids from Africa or Asia as being a trendy new accessory item.

They went from Chihuahuas and jumped straight to humans, completely shutting out chimps and gnomes.

In one sense, it's nice that some lucky impoverished kids are catching a break, however the motives behind these adoptions could be a little suspect, as these spoiled, self-important celebrities now seem to have exploited kids from Africa or Asia as being a trendy new accessory item.

They went from Chihuahuas and jumped straight to humans, completely shutting out chimps and gnomes.

If you think interracial adoption only occurs in western lifstyle,think again.Since the eighties it occurs also frequently in Japan.Most of those adoptees come from the African continent,such countries as Ethiopia and Somalia.The funny thing is generally these adoptive parents are most at the time tight christians...

(53)OwWW,i forgot Sri Lanka,Indonesia and some other countries...Anyway,they adopt anything which don't look obviously Asian...

boy, this adoption thing is really
better than hiring another
publicist.

When is the last time anyone talked about
Leo?

I'm gonna go with the Michael Richards
one as well.
If anyone needs the magical PR powers
of a little black orphan, its Kramer.

Dont laugh: Angelina was the butt of
jokes three years ago with her blood
fetish with Billybob, sucking her
brothers face and being a total whack
job.
She hasnt dont anything worth while
(anyone say Mr-Mrs Smith gets Kramerized)
yet she has gotten amazing press.

The little black magic workers seem
to have less work ahead with Richards who
had just one meltdown, Jolie on the other
hand was ready for the loonie bin.

thats very nice of him.

So adoption is the fashion trend of 2007 ...

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i have my money on Paris Hilton as the next person to "adopt" and african baby.

A little research will show you that there are a lot of German couples coming to America to adopt Black babies. I'm so confused.

This whole adoption thing has just gotten out of control! And to all the girls who are going on and on about how hot he is, you all need your eyes checked! He's so ugly!

if people would adopt kids from AMERICA maybe there wouldn't be so many kids in foster care just counting the days until they get a 'mommy and daddy'... so sad they think they have to be trendy and adopt from other countries...

wow - he's really a commitment phobe...why not just get a puppy?

lol, that's hardly an adoption....he needs to do more than that if he's gonna keep up with the madonna's and jolie's

Leo is doing something good, and I think it's cool. He never asked for any publicity about it, and I don't think he did it to prove he isn't a racist. If Paris Hilton adopted an African baby, then I'd use some of these sentiments to describe her. He is very very hot, and I wouldn't mind him taking me home. He could be my Daddy any day. But, I digress. He's just one of the few decent people left in Hollywood. He also nearly took a bullet for a costar, but refused to talk about it because he didn't want a big deal made out of him. African children are as beautiful as any other children, and to say "I wonder if he adopts pretty babies " is just cruel. (I get that it's a wordplay on your screen name, but still...) Just my humble opinion, so don't get mad at me.

I'm sure Leo would rather use a jagged vacuum hose to "Milk" himself rather than have some AIDS infested perv do it, so keep the comments on subject, you shameless slut. Anyway, he's just a nice person, and he doesn't do kind things to get press for it, or to prove he's not racist. Why would he need to prove that? Sounds like this forum has been taken over by the KKK. What's next? An argument over who gets to wear the black hood first? Leo is a genuine person, and he's set apart from the other celebs because he's the coolest one, and he's down to earth. Give the man a break.