Jan 17 2007Kim Kardashian sex tape is real and very very wet
A source has confirmed that the sex tape starring Paris Hilton's best friend Kim Kardashian and Ray J is real and features water sports (which is code for peeing on people). Several porn companies are negotiating the rights to the tape, and SugarDVD has offered Kim $2 million to sell it. Paris is allegedly against the deal, which is part of the reason the tape hasn't been sold yet.
I'm torn. On the one hand seeing a hot chick with giant boobs having sex is awesome. On the other hand, seeing them get peed on isn't. It's actually the opposite of awesome. If this thing ever comes out I know I'll end up seeing it, I'm just not sure if at the end I'll have a giant boner or be quietly sobbing. My penis would probably just pack up and leave because it couldn't decide how to feel. Plus it drinks a lot and has commitment issues.
More of Kim Kardashian and what she looks like not covered in pee after the jump.

Reader Comments
1. Danner - January 17, 2007 12:00 PM
Mmmm she looks niiice! :)
2. DrunkBlogger - January 17, 2007 12:01 PM
I'm in love.
3. Dcrew220 - January 17, 2007 12:06 PM
When did being Paris Hilton's friend make you a celebrity? Who is she? Has she done anything other than get peed on?
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4. DrunkBlogger - January 17, 2007 12:06 PM
so fucking hot
5. Devilish Tenshi - January 17, 2007 12:08 PM
Don't people who pee on each other like to take shits on each other too?
I wonder if thats on this sex tape.
6. RussianMafia - January 17, 2007 12:08 PM
Wow she is amazing. She needs to be more famous. Meow.
7. Ms. Scarlet - January 17, 2007 12:09 PM
What the hell is she wearing? Someone needs to tell her that supportive undergarments go UNDER your clothes.
8. Sodomy_is_for_Girls - January 17, 2007 12:13 PM
I hear men in the Navy do a lot of "Wetwork" if you know what I mean...
9. allgravybaby - January 17, 2007 12:14 PM
ewwwwww thats gross
10. Fawlty - January 17, 2007 12:15 PM
I'm with #3 here. Other than being Paris's friend, what makes her interesting enough that we should want to see her sex tape, and not just watch the regular porn?
11. Fawlty - January 17, 2007 12:16 PM
By the way, I bet she waxes her arms.
12. wedge1 - January 17, 2007 12:17 PM
i'd buy it if she's wearing some of the bloody clothing her dad ditched for O.J.
13. Don Boogie - January 17, 2007 12:24 PM
I'd put it in her pooper.
14. p0nk - January 17, 2007 12:24 PM
if she wants to be a freak, why can't she just show us her cooter like Paris' other friends?
15. megathy - January 17, 2007 12:28 PM
Why is she trying to point out her necklace in every single picture? Ooo... it's a spider web in the shape of a dog tag. It doesn't look particularly trendy or expensive, so what's the deal?
16. cheatedhearts - January 17, 2007 12:30 PM
Ewww nice armpits!
You can tell that shes so incredibly hairy. Full body waxing must be quite painful.
Just because she has big boobs doesn't make her hot. Or any less fat.
17. Cherokee Chocolate - January 17, 2007 12:30 PM
Does she do anything else besides bathe in pee and kiss Paris Hitlon's flat butt? From these pictures I can definitely see why Parasite doesn't want Kim to sell her sex tape. It would further reveal how ugly and overrated Parasite is, and this Kim girl might become more famous and popular than the Wonk-Eyed Wonder herself.
P.S. Getting peed on or peeing on someone is disgusting and weird. I don't get how people can be into that. *gags*
18. El Greco - January 17, 2007 12:33 PM
I'll watch-but only if she's peeing on "JOE FRANCIS".
Now that's a Girls Gone Wild I'd like to see.
19. diarrhea riot - January 17, 2007 12:35 PM
Singin' in the rain
Just singin' in the rain
What a glorious feeling
When I'm peeing on Kim.......
20. RichPort - January 17, 2007 12:37 PM
I would nail her to the wall like a fucking carpenter on a cocaine and speed cocktail... back fat and all.
21. ResidentX - January 17, 2007 12:37 PM
Do you call those "Giant boobs?"
22. bedbugsandballyhoo - January 17, 2007 12:38 PM
Well this just goes to show, money can buy you a giant set of boobies, but it cannot buy you class or self-esteem. Daddy Kardashian must be so proud of her. Seriously...
23. Pointandlaugh - January 17, 2007 12:39 PM
holy SHIT is she HOT! WOW.
24. Tom Boucher - January 17, 2007 12:39 PM
Why can't the press follow her around instead of the flat chested & nasty lookin Paris?
25. Danner - January 17, 2007 12:40 PM
After a closer look I would like to scrub some of that crap off her face.
26. black sunshine - January 17, 2007 12:42 PM
shit, i've been wantin to see this chick nekkie for a LONG time. i can ffwd past the pee, f*ck it!!
27. poppet - January 17, 2007 12:43 PM
If she didn't wax her face daily, she'd have one MASSIVE unibrow.
28. Lowlands - January 17, 2007 12:44 PM
In the second pic she's showing something.Lookslike something they shove inside the vagina just before having sex.
29. Anika - January 17, 2007 12:47 PM
For those asking what she did, well, she did absolutely nothing. She's the daughter of Robert Kardashian, lawyer in the O.J. Simpson trial.
Her younger sister went to my high school and always seemed like a bit of a spoiled brat.
30. jrzmommy♠ - January 17, 2007 12:49 PM
Her mother's shining moment!
31. acatnamedfrank - January 17, 2007 12:49 PM
To pee, or not to pee... THAT is the question!
32. shankyouverymuch - January 17, 2007 12:54 PM
That Kardashian slug has the face of pickled pigs feet! YUCK what a FUGLY ARMO bitch, I can smell the amenian garlic and dried sweat through my computer screen... real GROSS out, man...
Peace Out Niggas
33. annabella - January 17, 2007 12:59 PM
What the fuck is wrong with flat(ter) chests . And YES I do have size 34-A boobs. I understand the appeal with huge tits. Honestly, I hated my boobs for a long time but i think the fucking rock now. They won't sag as much in the future and they are pretty perky. Imagine the perkiness of Kim's boobs. Anyway- not bitchin' just want some commentary.
34. UNWASHEDMASSES - January 17, 2007 1:04 PM
What's with black guys loving to pee on chicks? First R. Kelly and now Ray J. Sorry, but pissing on someone I care about just doesn't do it for me. Now tossing their salad, well, that's another matter entirely. And you know Kimmy would look down her nose at we posters were we to ever bump into her - and she lets someone urinate on her AND film the dirty deed! Moms must be so proud, her little sweetcakes is BFF with Paris Hilton, brings home dark meat and makes homegrown porn. Oh, the life.
35. sirap - January 17, 2007 1:08 PM
#14 - Do you really want to see the Hairy Hatchet Wound?
36. gatorbates - January 17, 2007 1:14 PM
Screw pissing on her .... get ready for the CHILI DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a babe!
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37. wedge1 - January 17, 2007 1:16 PM
dunno...golden showers are pretty sick, but wearing a pendant that depicts your own hairy asshole is even weirder.
38. celebriteaze.blogspot.com - January 17, 2007 1:18 PM
I just really wanna see that nice round ass of hers.
39. jc - January 17, 2007 1:19 PM
LMAO #14
I'm sure she doesn't wax....w/money like she has, she probably got laser hair removal on her entire body.
40. Binky - January 17, 2007 1:21 PM
My sources tell me she's pissed off her boyfriend leaked.
41. cheatedhearts - January 17, 2007 1:23 PM
#33 Amen Sistah!!
42. cheatedhearts - January 17, 2007 1:25 PM
Ps. Shes Armenian? Gross.
43. 86 - January 17, 2007 1:27 PM
Is all she is known for is being Paris' friend and pee-pee porn...or does she like, work?? I've heard the name before but I am not familiar with her.
44. wedge1 - January 17, 2007 1:29 PM
I'd hit that round hairy pooper with a fury that bordered on the insane.
45. bigponie - January 17, 2007 1:33 PM
Well that explains it, her fetish with the golden showers is what gives her the nice tan.
46. 86 - January 17, 2007 1:38 PM
40 LOLOL
47. 86 - January 17, 2007 1:38 PM
40 LOLOL
48. MrSemprini - January 17, 2007 1:40 PM
I would pee on her. And, by 'pee on her' I mean tie her up, wrap her in duct tape and seal her in saran wrap. Then put her in the back of the fridge and forget about her until she molds. Hey, its what happens with most of the stuff I put in the fridge.
Really...
49. scarlett138 - January 17, 2007 1:45 PM
Umm...she looks like Sex.
50. scarlett138 - January 17, 2007 1:52 PM
@"cheatedhearts" ....honey, get a life.
51. scarlett138 - January 17, 2007 1:52 PM
DAMNNN... SHE LOOKS LIKE SEX
52. za-rodinu - January 17, 2007 2:07 PM
She IS beautiful, but she needs to ditch that nasty tan-in-a-bottle. The orangey look is disgusting. And wearing underwear as a top? It kind of makes her look like she forgot the rest of her clothes.
Plus being Eastern European she's hairier than a motherfucker. You're not fooling any of us, Kim!
53. normella - January 17, 2007 2:07 PM
Wow, she has a fabulous figure.
And she's not bad in the face, either. I wonder wtf she was doing with a doofus like Ray J?
Oh wait, that's right. She was getting pee'd on.
54. Major Trauma - January 17, 2007 2:09 PM
Yes, very hairy indeed. Look at the last pic. She has a hairy back!
Pee on that!!
55. F-Sucker - January 17, 2007 2:09 PM
Those of you that say she's ugly...........I bet you're 4'3", 450 lbs, and bald, with 1 leg, no arms, and one eye.
You're hating on her because you are unable to masturbate........you just rub peanut butter on your privates and let your dogs lick it off.
I'd shag this chick rotten.
56. schack - January 17, 2007 2:11 PM
She's pretty hot...for a toilet.......
57. krisdylee - January 17, 2007 2:14 PM
Is her dad the dude that kills people?
58. LoneWolf - January 17, 2007 2:22 PM
I've said more than once on this rapidly-spiraling-downward site that KK is a hottie potattie. I now have a reason to go on living.
And golden showers are hot. Giving and receiving. Well, actually warm. Just avoid the face, m-kay?
59. RichPort - January 17, 2007 2:28 PM
I'd poke her like a mosquito on a hot summer's day, ... 'cause I'm hung like a bug.
58. Robert Kardashian, OJ's homey / lawyer / accomplice is dead, esophageal cancer got the cock-monger.
60. RichPort - January 17, 2007 2:30 PM
Fuck *57*.
Oh, and RPLTC, a very, very very long time!
61. BarbadoSlim - January 17, 2007 2:30 PM
Disgusting piece of sewer trash this Al-Quaeda bitch is. YUCK
wouldn't touch her even if they paid me.
62. diarrhea riot - January 17, 2007 2:33 PM
I said yo body, yo body,
Is a portapotty.
63. BigJim - January 17, 2007 2:35 PM
Why does everyone hate on Armenians so much?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenian_holocaust
Them Young Turks sure gave 'em the business back during WW1.
As for peeing, I could only see doing it on someone I really love. Like krisdylee.
64. wedge1 - January 17, 2007 2:35 PM
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65. LilRach - January 17, 2007 2:39 PM
She's pretty yeah but without daddy's money she would be butt ugly. She's got the hair extensions - the fake gross orange tan - the laser hair removal - the waxed mono brow - the big fake boobs and ass to match. She's just a nobody who got fame for being parisites friend - that's nothing to be proud of.
You see more natural beauty's walking down the street everyday.
YUCK - definately not my type!
66. NipsyHustle - January 17, 2007 2:41 PM
armenians are white so if you're white and dissing armenians, you're really just hating on yourself.
she owns those shoes in every color imaginable.
67. Robert Dobolina, Esq. - January 17, 2007 2:42 PM
Fake tan, accessories and all, she's easily ten times hotter than Paris. It would at least be possible to see a reason for her being famous.
68. snot_rocket - January 17, 2007 2:43 PM
she looks like a fat sweaty plastic disease-ridden hog. I actually can't look at her face w/o dry heaving a little.
69. normella - January 17, 2007 2:47 PM
"She's pretty yeah but without daddy's money she would be butt ugly. She's got the hair extensions - the fake gross orange tan - the laser hair removal - the waxed mono brow - the big fake boobs and ass to match. She's just a nobody who got fame for being parisites friend - that's nothing to be proud of.
You see more natural beauty's walking down the street everyday.
YUCK - definately not my type!"
Good point. I didn't think about all the stuff she must have had modified. Aside from her boobs (if they're fake), she still has a really nice figure overall.
70. Robert Dobolina, Esq. - January 17, 2007 2:48 PM
...and I think about half of these comments thread are generated by a lone drug-addled queen in basement somewhere.
71. BarbadoSlim - January 17, 2007 2:48 PM
She needs to strap herself with about 5000lbs of explosives and detonate herself in one of those parties with her F-list friends and the greater hip-hop community.
then, and only then, will she have contributed to the human race.
72. BarbadoSlim - January 17, 2007 2:52 PM
@70...close Matlock, except you forgot about the mankini.
73. capry - January 17, 2007 2:55 PM
@52, Actually, Armenians aren't eastern Europeans, they're middle eastern. I hope that explains the hair on her back... Eastern Europeans aren't hairy as far as I know
74. krisdylee - January 17, 2007 2:56 PM
check your email, BigJim....
75. normella - January 17, 2007 3:01 PM
@capry:
Actually, Armenia is not listed as a country in the Middle East. It's part of Southwestern Asia, just above the Middle East (next to Turkey).
76. BarbadoSlim - January 17, 2007 3:05 PM
They're all terrorists as far as I'm concerned, let them all burn in hell next to Moooohamed
77. normella - January 17, 2007 3:06 PM
Yeah, terrorists, all of them. ::rolls eyes::
78. ResidentX - January 17, 2007 3:09 PM
#33 There's nothing wrong with flatter chests. Just don't "market" the product as Giant Boobs.
To Guys, Giant means each boob needs 2 hands.
Here's the equation formula that's understandable for women/girls
skin abrasion = little
baseball sized = small
softball sized = medium
Cantaloupe = Large
Implants= Giant
79. BarbadoSlim - January 17, 2007 3:10 PM
@77 roll all you want, it doesn't change the fact that half these assholes are blowing stuff up and the other half is cheering, honey.
80. Monique - January 17, 2007 3:14 PM
Who's hotter.... Paris or Kim?
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Who's hotter.... Paris or Kim?
81. Robert Dobolina, Esq. - January 17, 2007 3:14 PM
Right, a lone drug-addled Klan-affiliated queen. In a mankini. Spends the other half of its time reading Gates of Vienna or something.
82. BarbadoSlim - January 17, 2007 3:17 PM
@81...yup and not a fucking thing you can do about it Perry Mason.
83. capry - January 17, 2007 3:21 PM
@80 Paris.
84. Monique - January 17, 2007 3:23 PM
More pics of Kim with her XXX tape Co Star...From the looks of it he's WELL ENDOWED... Oh MY!!!!!!
Link:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/what/whitney_robs_the_cradle_dating_25_yearold_ray_j.php#more
85. Monique - January 17, 2007 3:24 PM
FullLink:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/what/whitney_robs_the_cradle_dating_25_yearold_ray_j.php#more
86. James - January 17, 2007 3:24 PM
1 shes not white so i dont care. 2 she sleeps with niggers so thats i dont care what happens to her. 3 they stink either way.
87. Monique - January 17, 2007 3:25 PM
Let try once more I placed it in the URL box.
88. normella - January 17, 2007 3:28 PM
BarbadoSlim:
With all due respect, I believe the majority of Armenia is of the Christian religion, not "terroristic" Muslim. Moreover, I just think it's sad to know that AN ENTIRE people is condemned for the stupid (and hateful) actions of a particular group. It would kind of be similar to thinking all white people are racist pigs just because the organization Ku Klux Klan exists. They're also terrorists, you know.
89. normella - January 17, 2007 3:29 PM
::steps off the soapbox::
shut up. :D
90. Bell91501198 - January 17, 2007 3:34 PM
I'd shit it. Hahaha. Get it? But seriously, I'd hit it in a second.
91. BarbadoSlim - January 17, 2007 4:04 PM
Oh, that changes, like, everything.
92. normella - January 17, 2007 4:12 PM
While your views are disappointing and disheartening, I'm not surprised. This world still has a lot to learn.
::shrugs::
93. Robert Dobolina, Esq. - January 17, 2007 4:12 PM
@88: You're forgetting, Nancy Drew, that Armenians have funny-sounding names. Funny name = terrorist. Just ask BarbadoSlim as soon as he's done with the meth pipe.
94. normella - January 17, 2007 4:15 PM
LOL @ Nancy Drew
So, if funny names = terrorist, then I guess we're gonna have to watch out for that Bai Ling chick. She looks pretty terrifying, and that's kinda like terrorizing my eyes.
95. Missallanpoe - January 17, 2007 5:07 PM
Disturbing..just disturbing. But not surprising, you're going to have to do better than this asshole =).
96. j - January 17, 2007 5:19 PM
gorgeous sexy and classy you go eva
97. BarbadoSlim - January 17, 2007 5:35 PM
Hehehe whatever you say, F. Lee Bailey, maybe they didn't teach you this a DoucheBag Law but, when you post on a website you are SUPPOSED to post within the spirit and purpose of it.
Read the disclaimer at the top and try again. Is she a terrorist, I don't know? Are all all peoples of middle eastern origin terrorist sympathizers? I don't know. Do I give a rat's ass? Nope not even a little. Was my post within the the site's intent, I think so.
98. Robert Dobolina, Esq. - January 17, 2007 5:49 PM
@97: If mocking your dumb ass is wrong, Sheriff Rainey, I don't wanna be right.
99. djmaryjane - January 17, 2007 5:59 PM
She is fucking HOT!!!!!!! I'm a chick, I live in Glendale with all the armenians. They are some of the most physically gifted people. Very similar to south american chicks. RAR! Talk all the shit you want, but she's the hottest chick in Hollywood. If I was Paris I wouldn't wanna hang out with Kim, cause that body puts Holocaust victim Paris to shame. So what if she's lasered from head to toe, if I had cash like that you know my beard would be lasered off!;) I'd totally makeout with her butt!!!!
100. djmaryjane - January 17, 2007 6:01 PM
Oh yeah, and for thos that don't know who she is.........her daddy(rip) was OJ's lawyer back when that whole escapade went down. MONEY!
101. djmaryjane - January 17, 2007 6:03 PM
Please put more pictures of Kim on the site! I can look at that ass alllllll day! Enough with Lohan and Hilton. At least Lohan is in rehab for awhile(48 hours).
102. BarbadoSlim - January 17, 2007 6:04 PM
Oh, you're losing your cool there counselor, if anything this thread has stirred my thirst for knowledge on peaceful non-terrorist Armenia:
there you go Scalia:
http://www.tallarmeniantale.com/gunter-terrorism.htm
103. Robert Dobolina, Esq. - January 17, 2007 6:14 PM
"Oh, you're losing your cool there counselor..." says the simp who just ran off to dig up a link about Armenian terrorists, because he thinks it proves something.
Later Slim. Love you, love yr lifestyle.
104. BarbadoSlim - January 17, 2007 6:19 PM
Oh my, oh my, they sure love teh peace, these Armenians:
http://www.human.gov.az/?sehife=etrafli&dil=en&sid=MTEyNzM3MTA4MTIzMjg1Nw==
105. BarbadoSlim - January 17, 2007 6:21 PM
Whatever chump.
106. cheatedhearts - January 17, 2007 6:25 PM
BarbadoSlim is my hero!
107. fame is funny - January 17, 2007 6:33 PM
sorry, after looking at lohan, spears, hilton, and co., this girl is at least easy on the eyes and thick in the right places. she can pee on me anyday, hell, R Kelly can watch.
108. fame is funny - January 17, 2007 6:36 PM
bit torrent searches show nothing for her name, must not be too available yet.
109. kathleen170 - January 17, 2007 6:53 PM
She's hot, but she needs to do something about her hairline; she has all this hair just growing on her forehead. And her eyebrows could be filled in a bit more, they look like they have spots missing.
110. anchower - January 17, 2007 6:54 PM
No way those are real.
111. fame is funny - January 17, 2007 7:18 PM
she boned nick lachey
112. irapback - January 17, 2007 9:53 PM
djmarijane or dickmarijuana or whatever the fuck. damn. What the fuck is wrong with you comparing armenians to south americans? Have some fucking pride in yourself.
113. BritneysFUCKhat - January 17, 2007 10:11 PM
Holy shit I'd turn lezzie for her, DAMN she's fine. Actually no, I just want to look like her. The girls are in such an uproar, Kim really is beautiful. Paris should realize how ugly(uglier) Kim makes her look. As soon as Paris discovers this, the friendship is over;) I also want KK's gold Vuitton Alma bag, the lucky rich bitch :P
P.S. Her necklace is actually a shoehorn for her puss. (No post would be complete without a cunty comment & I almost forgot mine.)
114. Michael1 - January 17, 2007 10:27 PM
Yeah, she's at least as pretty as some girls I saw walking in the Mall last Saturday.
Bitch is really desperate to get Paris-style fame. She tried hooking up with Nick Lachey, she's been Paris' butt-wiper for a while, now she's got a "sex tape". If that doesn't work, I guess she'll start stalking she'll have to try to shag a married politician or get arrested for cocaine possession and go into rehab.
115. Well,whynot? - January 17, 2007 10:37 PM
You know, Kim Kardashian is a really beautiful girl. AND rich. She should do more with her life than get known because she made a sex tape. Why don't you go save some Benghalese kids or something? Oh right, Angelina's already done that. Well, hun, making a sex tape isn't all that original either. Ask Paris. She's "experienced".
MAN this girl is beautiful.
116. Well,whynot? - January 17, 2007 10:45 PM
Oh, and one more thing. Sorry to disappoint y'all with the "Middle East/hairy" theory, but Armenia is in the Caucasus, which is DEFINITELY in Europe. Sorry guys!
the Caucasus mountains is where the word "caucasian" comes from. Some guy had this great idea that the "pure race" of white people came from there, hence the name for the ethnicity. Hm, i wonder who that might have been.
Oh, and it was the first country to adopt Christianity as the official religion is the 300s AD.
Proof: knowledge-osmosis during in-class REM sleep does work!
117. kaiser - January 18, 2007 1:25 AM
Who pissed on who? Kim or the dude? Kim is way hotter than Paris Hilton. I would piss on her anytime and cum all over her face.
I wouldn't even shit on that cunt Paris!
118. Lowlands - January 18, 2007 1:29 AM
Can she cook and doing grocery shopping too?
119. Lowlands - January 18, 2007 1:31 AM
How much camels,sheeps and goats does she cost?
120. Lowlands - January 18, 2007 1:34 AM
Allright then,i won't make jokes about her for now because she's standing with her legs cross.
121. Lowlands - January 18, 2007 1:37 AM
(120)It is crossed.This is mami-troll.
122. bacixx - January 18, 2007 2:41 AM
Well, she's a shoe in for one of R Kelly's pee tape escapades. Of course, she would have to convince him that she is half her age, won't go to the media about the story, and that she doesn't want to screw him because of a nasty bout of jungle fever.
By the way, Ray-J is Brandy Norwood's brother, in case you didn't know. Wasn't he on her self-titled, allegedly wholesome show in the 1990s? What great career mobility, Ray-J. This is sure a substitute for your less than illustrious rapping "talent." Maybe you and Dustin Diamond (Screech from "Saved by the Bell") can start your own porn company as you both have such healthy fascinations with bodily functions. I guess being involved in family oriented entertainment is an excuse to be amoral after all.
123. BarbadoSlim - January 18, 2007 4:06 AM
I've read all the arguments on behalf of the caucasoid (there, ya happy?) possibly christian (happy again?)Ms. Kardashian here and I'm willing to retract calling her a terrorist.
To be a terrorist she'd have to at least care and give a shit about a something, a terrorist at least leaves a mark on the world (George Washington was a terrorist once). Nah, Kim is just a silly ho,' who likes to get peed on, and that's all she'll ever be. I'm sure she's a source of pride to Armenians everywhere.
124. hermione_q - January 18, 2007 4:30 AM
Explains why she's wearing a waterproof corset in those pictures...
125. cayana - January 18, 2007 5:52 AM
That girl has some eyebrows on her. Looks like two caterpillars trying to mate on her forehead. I can understand how you fellas wouldn't notice the eyebrows though, seeing as how she has those mammoth bazongas hanging out.
126. RoseColoredGlasses - January 18, 2007 5:57 AM
At some pictures, she looks kinda like eva longoria...also...she's just another WHORE! What's new in Hollywood?! And, usually women who are that dark are pretty fucking hairy and even have hair on their backs.....
127. jrzmommy♠ - January 18, 2007 6:30 AM
Hey, Rich--it seems as though Santa left you one last Christmas present this year.........
128. jrzmommy♠ - January 18, 2007 6:32 AM
PS--What's that she's showing us on the chain around her neck? A drop of semen in a locket? A glass-encased pube? I mean, she's so classy, it has to be something like that.
129. kingnoony - January 18, 2007 6:46 AM
great, what's next: lohan eats a turd?
and by the way #33: i like your boobs too.
130. flamarkel - January 18, 2007 8:41 AM
If she really wanted to get back at her father, she would make a sex tape with O.J. Then when her father confronts her, she could say, "Hey, you got him off, why can't I?"
131. RichPort - January 18, 2007 8:57 AM
Jrz, that's a splooge target... of course I'd aim for her forehead, but that's just me.
132. RichPort - January 18, 2007 10:28 AM
... gay, retarded, cock whore, me.
133. normella - January 18, 2007 10:44 AM
@djmaryjane :
Yeah, I don't know about being similar to us South Americans. Maybe they're similar to Argentines because many Armenians migrate there, but I wouldn't it speaks for all of us Southies. lol
and @Well,why not?
Armenia is in Asia, not Europe. This doesn't mean they're not of the Caucasian race, but the country itself is not in Europe. (I'm not one of the people who insisted all Armenians were hairy, either)
I don't even know why I was defending them in the first place. I'm not even remotely from around there. I guess I'm just an awesomely fair person or something.
134. miyol - January 18, 2007 10:51 AM
It is really sad to know we live in a country that is so ignorant and stupid.Her porn video put aside "not a big fan of that" she is a beautiful Armenian woman, why so much hate, u slizzy fuckin men are mad because you can't have her and women, its because your jealous of her. For those ignorant people, Armenians are not Middle Eastern, gosh the illiteracy rate in this country is really sad and yet they make fun of other people. The average American doesn't know about their own history and they think they have the right to make fun of other races...
135. julema - January 18, 2007 10:59 AM
its sad to see how desesperate are young pretty women without talent to get famous... a sex tape is not enough to get attention...whats next? they will eat their own shit!!?
136. miyol - January 18, 2007 11:13 AM
#135 Indeed very sad
137. normella - January 18, 2007 1:42 PM
@miyol:
I have to agree with you. I know this site's about clowning left and right, but some of these comments weren't really funny at all - just ignorant. And, before anyone jumps down my throat, I have a pretty good sense of humor. Calling a whole people "terrorists" didn't strike me as a joke, though. Lame.
Famous or not, I still think she's an attractive woman.
::jumps off soapbox again::
138. BarbadoSlim - January 18, 2007 2:19 PM
Oh fucking jeeesus christ bunch of politically correct pussies, just let it go already.
I called her a fucking terrorist so just fucking deal with it, there's nothing you can do about it.
I'M NOT SORRY not even a little bit. So you can take your little soap box and cram it up your butt.
AND FUCK THIS TERRORIST BITCH, and fuck Armenians.
139. normella - January 18, 2007 2:33 PM
LMFAO @ the outburst.
Damn! You got me.
All right, we get it. You hate Armenians and terrorists. Point taken. I'll personally try to never bring up this sensitive issue to you again...anything to keep you from abusing the caps lock key.
140. normella - January 18, 2007 2:35 PM
lmfao
141. UNCLE NED - January 18, 2007 3:03 PM
I'd drink her pee any time, it probably tastes like champagne. I'd pee on her, too, if that's what she wanted. Hey, it's not my THING, but for HER I'd make an exception. I'm a guy, what can I say?
142. UNCLE NED - January 18, 2007 3:05 PM
I'd drink her pee any time, it probably tastes like champagne. I'd pee on her, too, if that's what she wanted. Hey, it's not my THING, but for HER I'd make an exception. I'm a guy, what can I say?
143. umakemelaugh - January 18, 2007 4:17 PM
Would she let me take a crap in her mouth or do a dirty sanchez to her
that would be cool and I would sell it for $50
144. you're/soaking/in/it - January 18, 2007 6:21 PM
Kim's father passed away in 2003, kiddies,
taking many secrets to the grave.
Mr. K was not paid member of OJ dream team, but a groupie and "business" partner for years. Mr. K had to have his lawyer's license reinstated to sit in the trial, cuz he'd long since given up earning clean money. He was a sleazeball and a hustler who was involved in lots of shady dealings, which is why he hung out with a pig like OJ. Not that that Nicole was a saint or anything. [R.I.P.] They all did lots of coke and partied like it was 1999 -- even though it all blew up in 1994.
Rumors are that Mr. K. and OJ were involved in porno, gampling, prostitution and sports point shaving. Anything to make a buck.
Rumor also has it that Kardashian was involved in Nicole's death. There is a fascinating theory that forensic evidence proves that OJ was definitely present at the scene of the murders [blood splashes], but he watched someone else kill Ron and Nicole.
A coke dealer who knew them all swears Mr. K.
hired him to kill Nicole Simpson, but he took the 50% deposit, then changed his mind about doing it. That coke dealer was also murdered
in an unsolved mystery.
I am sure Mr. K would understand the karmic comeuppance of his daughter seeing nothing wrong with making a few million bucks off a video of a sex/urine romp with a cheesy rapper. Like father like daughter.
145. Kill inc. - January 18, 2007 6:40 PM
Well say what you want you all. But she looks nice. Not beutiful. But nice.
But the goldenshower... Well thats just sick.
146. Fifth Stooge - January 18, 2007 6:41 PM
i like my women wet.
147. RichPort - January 18, 2007 7:31 PM
106. I'd fuck him.
148. RichPort - January 18, 2007 7:53 PM
138. And FUCK ME!
149. kaiser - January 19, 2007 8:43 AM
Kim Kardashian must look lovely with dick in her mouth, pussy and ass. And after she gets fucked in her ass pull the dick out and put it in her mouth (ATM) make her suck and lick it clean and then piss into her mouth and all over her face and make her drink it.
Now Paris Hilton is only worthy taking a shit in her mouth.
Kim is much hotter!
150. kaiser - January 19, 2007 8:45 AM
Kim has some rack but you know those tits are fake!
Paris is all fake. I wouldn't even shit on Paris. Why waste good shit
151. Forbidden - January 19, 2007 9:19 AM
She's hot!! way hotter than many mainstream actresses like Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson.
This brunnette hottie proves how all that "what haircolor is hotter" or "blonde is better" or "blondes have more fun" is total bullshit. All blondes and hot-chick-wannabe blondes must be on tears and hating themselves after seeing this brunnette stunner and wanting to look just half as hot. This brunnette lady beats 99% of blondes in this world any day when it comes to hotness.
So girls, don't be so dumb to think that a haircolor is gonna make you look hot or that it's gonna make guys pay attention to you. If you're hot, you're hot brunnette or blonde, if you're not, you're not no matter you're brunnette or blonde, and this girl absolutely proves that and how a brunnette can be the hottest thing and beat all blondes.
By the way, what's this girl's ethnic heritage? she looks Spanish and Latin and maybe a little Arab or Indian.
152. mia - January 19, 2007 4:47 PM
What about americans? aren't they terrorists with all the shit they are doing in other countries?
153. mia - January 19, 2007 5:09 PM
Armenia is a part of Southern Caucasus wich separate Europe and Asia. It shares borders with Turkey, Azerbaidjan, Iran and Georgia. And yes they have troubles but at least they keep it there.
154. seriously... - January 23, 2007 2:24 AM
126, brunettes don't usually have hair on their backs...That's a hormonal problem called hirsutism...Anyway, maybe you're getting confused with that dark haired chick who starred with Tarzan, and I'm not talking about Jane
155. seriously... - January 23, 2007 2:30 AM
126, brunettes don't usually have hair on their backs...That's a hormonal problem called hirsutism...Anyway, maybe you're getting confused with that dark haired chick who starred with Tarzan, and I'm not talking about Jane
156. slowjam25 - February 7, 2007 2:51 PM
She is very beautiful. Only the peeing thing I find very disgusting. Why would anybody like t be pee'd on?
157. charles - February 8, 2007 2:44 AM
dude, i peed on my gf's leg in the shower once and she didnt care. we thought it was funny. probably because the water was also running on her leg.
i bet ray j pees on kims face!
here are preview images i found
http://twelvefifteen.net/galleries/kim-kardashian-sex-tape
158. kim-kardashian-superstar - February 10, 2007 10:29 PM
Thanks for all the enthusiasm!
The DVD can be found online here:
http://www.kksuperstar.com
Enjoy.
;)
159. jdizzy19 - February 13, 2007 2:56 PM
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by the way Kim is very sexy.
160. lilman6850 - February 13, 2007 10:11 PM
Look I don't know why so many of you are trippin on this lady about getting a golden shower. What was done between them was suppost to stay between them.She didn't release the video and I'm sure she didn't mean for it to be released. I'm sorry to say that if none of you didn't want to see it, we wouldn't have meet on this site with the same idea of veiwing the sex tape.
All you men saying you wouldn't have sex with her are lying. If she gave you the chance you'd cuss your own mother's out to hit that. Really what you red necks are mad about is that a BIG BLACK BULL got to hit her. You little d*** inferior white guys are mad that you can't compare and most likly have lost your girlfriends,mothers,sisters, daughters to a BIG D*** BLACK MAN!!!!!
By the way I would have got with her>>>>
A few word to leave you with. DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME!!!!
161. JOJO - February 24, 2007 9:31 PM
for #76 & #77.you mother fuckers needed to learn when you were younger so that now you would really know who ARMENIANS are.THEY ARE THE FIRST CHRISTIANS(YEAR 301).ARMENIA IS NOT IN MEEDLE EAST AND THE ONLY MESTAKE THEY EVER MADE AS THE MOST ANCIENT NATION WAS FUCKING YOU GREAT GREAT GRAMMA SO THAT YOU WOULDN'T BE BORN RIGHT NOW.YOU PROBABLY WORK FOR ONE HA?AND EVERY DAY WHEN YOUR SORRY ASS GOES TO WORK ON YOUR $50 BIKE YOU PROBABLY SEE YOUR BOSS PULLING IN THAT PARKING LOT IN A BENTLEY AND THATS WHY YOUR SO JELLOUUUSS HA MOTHER FUCKER.SO NEXT TIME YOU HAVE A COMMENT TO MAKE ABOUT ARMENIANS AND ESPECIALLY WOMEN MAKE SURE YOU DO THAT IN LITTLE ARMENIA(HOLLYWOOD), WHERE THEY'LL SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO MORG.
162. Jennifer - March 2, 2007 10:21 PM
Check out these secret http://www.laphotopro.com/celebrity/kim-kardashian-swim-suit-bikini-photos.shtml">bikini photos of Kim Kardashian I don't think the photographer knows that they've been found.
163. parishiltonsuperfan - March 11, 2007 2:15 PM
Who's hotter.... Paris or Kim?
Paris for sure! it's a blonde vs. brunette war... The blonde always wins!
paris-hilton.theinfo4you.com
164. parishiltonsuperfan - March 11, 2007 2:18 PM
Paris Hilton for ever!
165. HollywoodSnark - March 26, 2007 10:18 AM
that's very disgusting....very
166. kim kardashian dvd - April 6, 2007 8:57 AM
her video is amazing. i did not know she looks that amazing. wow!!!
167. interogatcha - April 7, 2007 5:36 PM
Lessons to re-learn about people from this story:
1) Pretty girls sometimes love to be abused.
2) If you are a guy and you have money, you can fuck ANY woman if you are persistent and impress (read:$$$) her enough.
3) Guys, your girlfriend will never TELL you if she was pissed on, shit on, drank cum out a glass, fucked two guys at once, fucked two guys in the same day, ate shit or was fucked in the ass by a previous bf. So if she's had more than a few partners be sure she's a whore and *accept that* before you decide to marry her.
4) Nothing stokes envy to wish you were the talentless brother of a now has-been singer (Brandy) just so you can get close to a chick as hot as this don't you say?
5) Nothing shocks the mind like knowing that some girls have no problem being pissed on by a monkey. (Discloser: I mean that in the "he's just an ugly guy sense" with no racist motive behind it what so ever, I am a person of color myself.)
6) Well off - Ordinary or ugly looking guys (contrary to popular belief) tend to be the worst dogs because the money they have deludes them into thinking they'd attract these type of girls anyway. Sorry guys, the girls are hypnotized by the green and the power it gives you, not your ugly mugs.
6b) Addendum to 6) Scratch that, some pretty girls like being with guys *because they are ugly*.
7) Girls, who have been abused in ways mentioned in point 3) (you may have wanted it but it is still abuse) never mention to the new guys that you like that you've done any of that stuff, you will be immediately labeled as "okay as soon as you do it for me, your to the curb you whore" material! So keep your dirty whoring deeds secret.
7) In life anything goes! So be careful out there!
168. interogatcha - April 7, 2007 7:40 PM
In a more introspective tone, I am thinking about how damaging these sort of tapes will be to people (both ordinary and celebrity) in this digital age. Think about it, once something gets out, it is out for now until forever. As long as there is an internet people will know who was a whore, who was a slut, which guys are cheaters and assholes. Before the net, you could get away with reinventing yourself by moving out of town or the city where you've gained notoriety..now you have to move off earth. Kim's video with this monkey will be seen by her kids, by her kid's kids...it really is scary to think that what was formerly restricted to a temporary embarrassment before the age of a networked , digital world is not going to be family shame for the rest of time. Ouch! I am sure glad I don't have any such vids anywhere waiting to embarrass my yet to be born great grand kids.
169. milehighharris - April 16, 2007 8:02 AM
I think the video was awesome!
For an amateur film Ray J hooked it up pretty damn good. Somehow though I think this may have all been staged, well who cares I saw some very nice action and that is always good! LMAO
Btw...I got a nice uncut copy of her tape at:
http://www.KimKardashianDVD.net
Cheers,
Mile High
170. greatwhiterod - April 30, 2007 10:12 PM
I have a message for someone properly named lilman6850. Yo, you need to wake up and watch your racist junk. Anybody who thinks your penis is big or small depending on your race is an idiot. If you want to talk like you know something, then find out the truth. There is no such think that a black boy has a bigger one - this is a bunch of trash. They spread these types of lies because they know that there are stupid people out there like you that will believe it. You might be stupid enough to even buy their records. If you ask a truthful woman that has been around or do research either by book or on-line you will find out you believe in a stupid lie. I am white and when I was only 15, I had a 23 year old black girl sweating this white rod. Yes I mean sweating this white man's rod. I banged her so many times and so many ways and I busted in her so many times and of course you know she was sucking on this white rod many different times. I was living up in her and I ate her sometimes to, she had a nice bush, big old boobs and a nice big butt that I use to bang and rub and bang and rub and bang and rub some more. She made alot of good noises when I was slam dunkingher. She even said that her self that I slam dunked her. Of course it has grown since then. So take your trash and and store with your music CDs, because both of them are full of lies. You know that she isn't the only girl that has had this rod in her mouth. Even after I broke up with her she still asked for the white man's rod. Wake up and don't be foolsh lilman. To all you black ladies out there, white men are attracted to you, so don't believe that lie either because you girls are hot also.
171. greatwhiterod - April 30, 2007 10:19 PM
tHIS IS TO lilman6850 AGAIN. Yo make sure you post something as soon as you read this. RACE DOES NOT DETERMINE PENIS SIZE MORONS. YOU ARE EITHER BIG, MEDIUM, AVERAGE, OR SMALL REGARDLESS OF YOUR RACE. I want to make sure you see this post lilman - WAKE-UP, RACIST BOY. TO ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE, DON'T BELIEVE THE PENIS SIZE LIES. MEN OF ALL RACES HAVE BIG ONES.
172. malachi - July 27, 2007 3:41 PM
ok ok, u guys are all a bunch of idiots, first of all armenia existed before europe was ever called europe and the name europe was givin to main land greece not germany and the rest of europe, they were all called barbabrians. and the word caucasian come from a country called colchis right above armenia, and we all know that the european majority migrated to europe from ther anatolian homeland 6thousand years ago, so all u idiots need to really read ur history books really good. and europe isnt really a continant its apart of asia. Linguistically armenian is also closest related to archaic greek and is one of the oldest remainng languages of the indo european branch. and terrorism, lol, what the hell does america know know about being terorized, armenia has been fight off muslim arabs for 13 centuries to save ur little white buts, And we have higher iqs lol. Best chess players in the world all armenian, best jet deisgnged armenian. alot of things, for example iron age , all in armenian while europe and even greece and egypt were still in the stone age.
what do u selfish uneducated narrow minded morons know about armenia.
We are also the first country to adopt christianity.
Plus Armenian men look like real men, not like girly nosed 40 year old northern european men. lol.
pLeaze, lol, i cant believe i just wasted my time educating u idiots, lol.
173. tornistan - August 2, 2007 5:03 AM
deli sikilir amk...
174. tornistan - August 2, 2007 5:05 AM
bunun pornosu varmı. biri koysun linkini. repleriz icabında.
pls, tşk
175. peter - June 20, 2009 2:41 AM
kim is soooooo hot!!!!!!!
176. peter - June 20, 2009 2:41 AM
kim is soooooo hot!!!!!!!