FIRST!!!

god dammit, why the fuck do you always have to shout first, like it's some sort of accomplishment, seriously.

I'm pretty sure this was gonna end with Kid having Tommy's schlong deeply and firmly embedded in his butt.

I never shout first but when I found that I actually was the first to post this time I figured what the hell!

famous last words of retards, idiots, and morons (make the doofus face and voice for full effect when repeating): "I figured what the hell"

fucktard

This would have been like a Battle Royale of the greasy newly Hep C positive has beens.

WHAT is with the popups now!? I HATE POPUPS!!!

#4

Let me get this straight. You never shout "first" unless you are first and then you do it?

Jesus Fucking Christ. I could understand if you got this excited about declaring "SHOTGUN" in order to reserve the coveted front passenger seat. Remember--all of the prospects for the shotgun position MUST be able to see the vehicle before one may shout "SHOTGUN" or the reservation is null and void.

But, for you to be so excited over being first on message board? You must have an unusually small penis.

It must have been rough for Kid Rock knowing that she was getting shagged by a rhinoceros johnson. How does a man live up to that? It must have been like sliding a hot dog down a hall way. No wonder he was kicking in doors. He was mad at Tommy Lee for ruining Pam.

Hey, even Pauly Shore needs luvin...

The best part is how he waits around to sign an autograph, then bolts. Very H.S. Thompson-esque.

The site is falling apart. Why is it that the DrudgeReport has the news of drunken Tara Reid flubbing the New Year's countdown and the Superficial doesn't? This site is becoming more irrelevant every day.

And I wish there actually was Black Ice software that could kill (or at least maim) the next idiot that starts the message board with "FIRST"

You can take the boy out of the trailer park...

#12...

THIRTEENTH! it's the new year, so don't get your panties in a bunch...

SHIT!!!!! Fourteenth...I was too busy rubbing my crotch to that picture of Pammy...

I wonder what she will look like when she is sixty and whether rock stars will be beating down doors for her...doubtful - I don't think they will be beating OFF to her either...

#9...

LOL that is damn funny...trrue, once Pammy got porked by Tommy's huge meat puppet, fucking her would be like screwing a pail of warm water...

ToiletDuck...THIRTEENTH!
Is that what you shout out when nanna asks you which birthday you are going to have next?

Go change your diaper.

@16...I think that depends on how many parts of her are still only 20. With advances in medicine, there's a good chance she'll only be 60 on the inside. You're only as old as what can't be transplanted.

So just what is that object hanging off of Pauly's neck and chest in the first picture? It looks like a vampire bat sucking his blood, and Pam is playing "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" by driving her 6 inch stilletto through Pauly's heart.
It doesn't look like any kind of lap dance that I'd ever want - WAY too much red lighting here.

BTW, ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEENTH!!

He could have at least offered to bring the family to the strip club with him. Geeeeez!

I hope Pauly Shore used soap and hot water after Pamela Anderson rubbed the dirty on him.

remember when pauly shore dated that porn star savannah? now i would say having pam hump your head and lick your face would be an upgrade but considering she's ate up with Hep and her vag is as big as a cenote, i have to say this is a downgrade.

Fears:

No, you're wrong. They have to actually touch the car to call shotgun. It is less arbitrary, and can make for a good, and sometimes injurious, race towards the car as your passengers try to beat each other out for the coveted shotgun position.

sadly for pauly she was doing her "taco bell dance" in the first pic (that's why he's breathing into his hand on the second pic)

Pammy belongs to PETA - at her roast, she was honored for her tireless work with the one-eyed-trouser-snake...

By the way #18...

TWENTY-SEVENTH!!

So has Tommy sent Kid Rock their sex tape yet?

Kid,
Pam was tight enough once I got in past the used part. I'll be waiting for you.

Anyone who hooks up with Pam needs to understand that she will always hook up with Tommy. She has that clause added to every marriage license she signs.

BigJim--

Thank you for the correction.

I was referring to East Coast Shotgun rules rather than the West Coast Shotgun regulations, to which I believe you refer.

Thank you again for this kind notice.

Again, no one ever accused Kid Rock of not being an insecure redneck, although someone responded to my previous post about Kid Rock being an insecure redneck to the effect that he wasn't an insecure redneck.

Insecure redneck.

Maybe Pauly tastes like chicken. That, or he finger lickin good? Wait. I just scared myself.

Little boys are like lollypops. I love to lick and suck them.

most folks with the last name rock are vulnerable to media hype and need body guards. the wrong door?~Pauly shore? this is anger management einstein right here. awsm

the doors locked-locked-locked...my chicks hangin' with tommy and pauley's got my beepers. sing it you know you know it.

By time she hits middle age, her pussy lips will be down to her knees...

I am pretty sure Tommy was taunting Kid Rock that he actually married Pam. He then congratulated him on being dumped. Because Pam is queen Skankatra, from the from the cunt-ry Whoreland.

See....because she is slutty. And not in a good way.

Shouldn't Kid Rock be happy that Tommy's willing to take her off his hands (no pun intended)?

Seriously, how big of an asshat do you have to be to kick down the wrong door? Not only kicking down the wrong door, but doing it to beat up the ex-husband of your ex-wife. Who happen to be gettin' it on again. Any sane person would just walk away....

Shouldn't Kid Rock be happy that Tommy's willing to take her off his hands (no pun intended)?

Seriously, how big of an asshat do you have to be to kick down the wrong door? Not only kicking down the wrong door, but doing it to beat up the ex-husband of your ex-wife. Who happen to be gettin' it on again. Any sane person would just walk away....

Shouldn't Kid Rock be happy that Tommy's willing to take her off his hands (no pun intended)?

Seriously, how big of an asshat do you have to be to kick down the wrong door? Not only kicking down the wrong door, but doing it to beat up the ex-husband of your ex-wife. Who happen to be gettin' it on again. Any sane person would just walk away....

#39-41,

true,

I can't think of any bigger tool, except for his bodyguards.

#39-41,

true,

I can't think of any bigger tool, except for his bodyguards.

WTF is up with all of these duplicate posts? Stutterers?

A fight between Tommy Lee & Kid over Pammy????? Jeez....Kid should be jumping for joy now that he's rid of that petrie dish!

Sorry about the multi-post....what's up with the site lately? Ever since the crash its been more wonky than Paris's eye.

In some way Kid is right and i think it's a kind of cool.You see,in Love and War sadly anything is allowed...Make sure the next time you're busting the right door,clumsy.

(47)Having the trollin rollin?You said this... Because... You had to cover up yourself??Uh?Which guy is an idiot btw??

Poor kid Cock had to have his big bad body guards knock down the door. Meanwhile if tommy Lee wanted to knock a door down he'd just have to stand near it and get aroused.

I think this is just a case of someone trying to prove their masculinity through violence because they are lacking masculinity bellow the belt.

Aw, Kid Rock is just grumpy because he's only packing nine inches. Sucka.

OK I am probably the ONLY person in the world who hasn't seen the video. Just how big is Tommy's Tommy?

My ex- is 10 inches and pretty stacked & let's just say the new man isn't quite as well equipped. I still have trouble accomidating the new one from time to time so obviously I've bounced back.
What I want to know is how big is too big to bounce back from? And who do I see about finding this wonderful man???

Just to clarify my post #51: Not Hep boy Tommy, just a man with some serious dick!

The best part about all of this is that the story is funny but the commentary on it isn't.

lol, kid rock can't even keep pamela!