Jan 29 2007Kevin Federline's Nationwide Insurance commercial

kfed is now barely perceptibly less maximally loserish than brit.

i liked it!!!! he looks so yummy lol

He's laughing, but I bet he doesn't get the joke.

i liked it!!!! he looks so yummy lol

fourth bitches

fuck.

oops i meant uhh....kefed is H-O-T ?????

when he doesnt regularly look like white trash...which is one day in a billion

Wow... I think I'm in love...

If anything, I think that makes me NOT want to by Nationwide Insurance...everyone hates that guy, wtf are those morons thinking?

Actually he IS kind of hot here. And you know he's got that giant cock...

@#10- By giant cock I sincerely hope you mean that he is, in fact, a walking cock.

does he really have a huge penis??

hahaha so sexy.

Is he smart enough to work in the fast-food service? Well, at least they kept it somewhat realistic by not putting him on the register, although it would have been funny to see him take his shoes off to count past ten.

Pretty classy, at least compared to anything his ex has been doing lately...

who cares, hes sexy and a bit of an asshole...<3

@14... AnyTHING, or anyone???

that fast food restaurant should add "dick in a box" in there menu, it's gonna happen whether they like it or not.

He's the perfect guy for some hot filthy self-hating sex, where ATM is just foreplay. The girls know what I'm talking about.

I can see that. "Hi, can I get a large dick in a box with special sauce?"

"Pookiedoo" take note: your not funny, just innoying, and only a idiot would comment on the same thread three times before the first twenty opsts. in short, get a life

He's a class act, Clitney lost the best man she was ever gonna have...

Based on all the women's comments here.......he's weaving his magic again.

He wants maximum TV exposure so he can lure another women to fill with his seed.

And you're all falling for it. No wonder women are the dumber sex.

Check out KFEDS rock a bit clearer... www.tm.com

K-fed is just.. k-fed to me.

K-Fed's a loser. But don't for one second think he's able to laugh at himself. He's laughing cuz suckers keep giving him more and more money. He didn't deserve to live the high life off BS's money and he doesn't deserve to be getting paid more money for this commercial. The guys a bum with no real talent other than being able to identify a sucker and take advantage of the situation (actually, I guess that is a pretty useful talent).

As much as I think the guy is an idiot, that's a damn good commercial. And if I were him, I would continue to have that sense of humor. I would go far.

...well, further than I would as a SERIOUS Kevin Federline.

Nationwide Insurance is gonna go backrupt, it's never a good sign when you've got a convicted gold digger as a spokesperson.

funny stuff... I lol'd.

Yeah he's cute all right...in a douchebaggy sort of way...

he looks right at home flipping those fries.

15 minutes of fame extended to 16. Inflation, I guess.

#22 you sound bitter - micropene syndrome, maybe? Hell, I'd suck KFed's big dick a bunch of times. But every time, right before he cums, I'd pull my head off, just to piss him off. I think that was what they were getting at when Lucy kept pulling the football away right when Charlie Brown was going to kick it. No wonder men are the dumber sex.

Manager: "Federline!! Put down some fries!"

K-Fag: "What?"

Manager: "NO, you stupid blonkie, I didn't say eat them I said put them in the fryer!!"

K-Fag: "What? Yo, what's a fryer?"

Manager: "Nevermind fucktard, I'll do it myself, where's the black angus in between two white buns I asked you for 5 minutes ago?"

K-Fag: "Yo, I can get the 2 white buns, but I'm not actually black, I pretend."

Manager: "I'm talking about the sandwich special, you fucking idiot."

K-Fag: "What?"

Oh geezers kids. I met him at a club in ATL not too long ago, and I must say he is a wanker at best. He is entirely short (maybe 5'7 on a good day) - I'm 5'8 and I was towering it seemed. He is nice in his defense, but he was surrounded by 30-40 yr old guys and at least two of them had mullets. He is not the "sexy thang" you all think. I have pictures if you are so inclined to see them.

hahaha, well i don't think he's hot or desirable (ok, #18, maybe in the self-hating dirty sex way) but i do think it's cool that he understands that the only way for him to continue to live in the public eye is to make fun of himself. he knows he'a a joke!

and BS has fallen completely off. he seems to be the slightly cleaner one of those two now.

The timing on that last "What?" is perfect, so I assume they fixed it in the editing room.

#36 CourtneyJade, that wasn't me, trolls abound on this thread. That "joke" is still gonna have a very short shelf life...

I would say that he's cool for making fun of himself except that he did it for the $$$.

And at this point, K-Fed would sell his left lung for $75, then immediately run to the nearest Check Cashing store, wheezing and holding the open hole in his chest cavity.

I liked it. I also like him better than that skanky ex-wife of his.

#10 and 33: PB - Please tell me that you're being trolled, and that you aren't attracted to K-Earl & his wife-beater tanks. Otherwise, I've lost all respect for you, and have to put you into the same category as Britney. Remember, K-Earl CAN get you pregnant through your esophagus. He's learned how. Either that or you're up for a Strawberry Shortcake.

#20 - GwenRyan, take note:
- only an idiot would post to this site using their name.
- only an idiot would call someone else an idiot, misusing the grammar that is taught in grade school: "your not funny" should be "you're", "innoying" should be "annoying", and "opsts" - OK, that's a typo. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt there.
In short, get an edumacation you "annoying" slab of turtle shit. You and DamYell must sit together during lunch period or something like that. You both post the same way.

Is K-fed secretly posting on here as PrettyBaby?

shitty personality aside, and gold digging aside.

he looks super cute in the video. and the fact that he was making fun of himself is so awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

<3 yay for kevin!

and #41, i'm just attracted to him in this video only. we all know hes a real prick and a douchebag as far as personality goes. the difference between me and britney is that i woudlnt get pregnant by this trailer trash.

lol@super cute. if you only could get a look at my taint

www.carpemundus.com - ruggedly handsome

at least he appears to have a sense of humor about himself

Hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing.

dude, this is actually pretty funny! i think i'm starting to like k-fed more than britney! *gasp*

i laughed...i cried. this is the only reason k-fed should be allowed on tv-to show the world that they can prevent becoming a waste of a human, like him. bravo.

on another note: are you all on crack? what's with all these kids saying he's "hot" and such.....where'd this come from? has the world gone mad!?!?!!!

im twenty...no kid here

I know this is going to be an umpopular opinion, but his rapping isn't THAT bad. I mean , it sounds just like any of that Lil Jon and fuckin Young Joc shit out there on the radio. Plus, he's actually hot.

I know this is going to be an umpopular opinion, but his rapping isn't THAT bad. I mean , it sounds just like any of that Lil Jon and fuckin Young Joc shit out there on the radio. Plus, he's actually hot.

#52 At least when Lil Jon and Young Joc rap about having money, it's true.

K-Fed's pretty bad but at least he's back to his natural habitat, now the world can keep on turnin'.

#52 At least when Lil Jon and Young Joc rap about having money, it's true.

K-Fed's pretty bad but at least he's back to his natural habitat, now the world can keep on turnin'.

Hate to say this-really hate to-but sometimes dirtbags
have a lot of sex appeal and as that's the first time
I've ever heard him rap I must say that it wasn't totally
hideous. I'm going to hate myself in the morning.

The song itself is actually bearable. Imagine KFEDS best work is a rap for an insurance company.

#41, "wedgeone," I was not talking to you. Thank you to mind your own fucking business. Every thred I read, "pookiedoo" says something stupid and its not even funny He/she/it needs to go to
Oh and fyi, my name isn't Gwen Ryan, its a mesh of my name and my boyfrinds. ass wad.

#56 - you took the words right out of my both. Well, most of em.

I started a video gossip blog, some say it's cause i can't read...join the hatemob - www.seanodonnellshow.com

*both=mouth. toldja i couldn't read.

good for that fucker...at least he can laugh at himself...he's still a fuckstick...

I love how the commercial shows KFed's well funded rap video playing on TV as if we are supposed to believe thats the 'before' shot.

57 I've never met a faggot named Gwen before. I've met a few named Ryan.

I said faggot, must seek counseling now.

Anyone can make themselves better... except for the asshole who puts this loser site together...

BTW... I NEVER come back to look at responses from any of the assholes who frequent this place.

57. You must be new, since you seem unaware of wedgeone's condition, OCD ( Obsessive Cock Disorder ). It must not be getting enough tube steak lately, what with the herpes flare-ups and the rising cost of Valtrex, and it probably got confused by the two juxtaposed sometimes masculine names, Gwen and Ryan, ...

On topic, I'd tap that trailer trash wigger ass, with both inches!

RPLTC, con much entusiasmo!

Y wedgeone, tambien!

You know, although he's still bordering on a white trash moron, he IS way above his soon to be ex wife. She'll never crawl up from the rubbish. And that is a kinda funny commericial.

41. If you insist on correcting the grammar and spelling of others, you may wish to consider using real words, instead of "edumacation", for example. Credibility is at risk.

And when dramatically insulting others, instead of "annoying slab of turtle shit", you may be better served by a less conventional application-specific slur, such as "pseudo-intellectual schlong swallowing grammar Nazi".

Autofellate, and have a nice day!

he he he he.....soup nazi's his boss......he he he he he

It's ironic that he can publicly admit what everyone else knew about him for the last two years. I mean...I'm guessing someone finally told him.

Although that specifically makes me NOT want Nationwide insurance...whoever coerced (and by 'coerced' I mean 'showed him 10k in a suitcase') him into doing this commercial...well they deserve a tiny bit of credit. I half-chuckled.

wedgeone seriously lighten up, you sound like the mother who rocks up to their teen's party and takes away the booze. Who cares how things are spelled. You're as bad as Edna

the people who are saying that this rap in the commercial isnt TERRIBLE are making me weep

anyone can rap, yeah, but not anyone can make it actually sound good. this sounds like a cheaply produced kid bopz release...but more like a song for a COMMERCIAL.

Edumacation: the process by which one becomes edumacated, the achievement of which is generally marked by a gradumacation ceremony.

It is a real word!

I'm at work at the moment so have to settle watching this vid with no sound and even still it looks funny.

I went into that restaurant last Saturday and K-Fed actually made my fries. They tasted terrible. Can he do anything right?

I'm not sure if my respect for Earl went or or down after this commercial. I mean, I love watching people self-destruct, but this borders on sad. He's like Woody Woodpecker running Heisman-like with a big bag with a dollar sign on it, surprised someone grabbed it. Only a true bone head like Earl can derail the gravy train with such grace. And by grace I of course mean extreme idiocy.

Ya know I cannot stand K-Fed but this commercial is really funny, I def like he can laugh at himself. Most of the assholes like Paris or Britney cannot, and reportedly will not take a joke at their expense. Props to Korn-Fed, Hey I can't stand him but I hate his ex way more.

*sigh* No #10 & #33 Are not me... They are the work of my Personal Troller.I typically try to shy away from no-talent wiggers. Especially ones who have dipped in Brtitney's cooter.

#66 What does autofellate mean? I could look it up, but maybe you can just tell me. I have sort of an idea, but you seem to know all the homoerotic terms ;)

It was funny. Especially since all those stacks of dolla bills he gots are from Britney.

for all you 18 year old bimbos that think k-fed is 'hot', you need to seriously grow some standards. this guy is a first class LOSER.

it's people like you who end up on the maury show, yelling into the camera about how you're 1000% positive that he's the father of your 5 babies- when he's not.

#41 wedgeone - I just reread the "K-Earl & his wife-beater tanks" part. Ok, I guess I have to own up that the "wife-beater" part held an unhealthy attraction for me in the past, but hopefully I've turned the corner on all that.

Seeing as though Britney's looking more and more like a fuck-up as days go by it only makes K-Fed look all the more better. At least he's making use of the whole situation.

#25, Kevin deserved to live the high life on Britney's tab because SHE GAVE HIM EVERY PENNY! Shame on her for not listening to her own mother or her fans.

#78 Nobody puts Baby in the corner....

ha, thats actually pretty good.
im pleasently surprised for once.

There's not a thing wrong with that commercial. It's fucking funny, and obviously he has a sense of humor. People may think he's a loser, but is he? Look at Britney the trainwreck, pantyless, meat curtain queen. DAMN. It was the fact that he was married to her that made him such a damn joke in the first place. The rapping, although sub-par, is not the worst I've ever heard. He's no fucking Tupac, but whatthefuckever. He's fine. Get after it K-Fed!

# 41, I'm with you. How illiterate does one have to be to misspell "annoying"?

hahaha as much as i hate K-Fag, this commercial is actually pretty hilarious...

Sorry I just had to take #86 post.

why?

#75 - Thanks, PB. Sorry that you can relate to "wife-beater tank tops". You really deserve better and hope that you get it.

I had a very difficult time believing that #10 & #33 was really you. Wally World is out full force on this article. IE7/Firefox was the best invention for this pile of headcheese. Multitasking a celeb-blog in 7 different windows using 7 different names - he's got the true talent, not K-Earl.

#64 & 66 - Nice to see you being so bold when the real Rich, jrz, & the rest of your haters aren't around. Thinking that you're ruling the roost now? Think again asswipe. You can't bring me down with all of your homoerotic fantasies. Hell, you probably dreamt about me donkey punching you last night and you woke up with the front of your shorts stiff!
For your tiny brain capacity, I will explain: "edumacation" employs the use of sarcasm.
BTW - "much" is not a word in the Spanish language. It's "mucho", as any of our Latino posters will attest.
Now go get me two bean pies and a pork chop sandwich, you trout-mouthed heathen!
FTLTCLT!

#88 No wedge that wasn't me either.... someone really hates me on here, or loves me- I am not sure which. Pretty low to talk about that shit on here whatever the case is.

BTW, #57 - you must be one of those types who has hour long cell phone conversations in the middle of a crowded restaurant while speaking at the top of your lungs, and then wondering why everyone is looking at you.

Understand this, when you post to a blog, you are posting for everyone to read, not just the specific target of your post. If you're going to publicly call someone out, you'd better make sure that your own ass is covered. Like not spellchecking the words "thread" and "boyfriend's"

What a twatwaffle you are! You and RichTroll (actually you're probably the same person). Now STFU!

#69 - REPORTED! ;^)

#71 - Nice one ... gradumacation. lol!

#89 - so #75 was you, but #78 wasn't? I assume that #81 wasn't you, either.

Fuck, Wally's like Agent Smith on this site. Pretty soon, no one will be left, but he'll be responding to himself under hundreds of other aliases.

#75 was me, thanks for asking ; )
You are funny and just a little sexy wedge

Whaaa??? We're kissing K-Fed ass now? Gushing about how hot and classy he is? My how things change. I remember way back three days ago when he was still Cletus, topping out the pathetic-o-meter.

so what's the deal? jrz gets it and you lead the whole group in to defend her, you get it and ...

(*crickets*)

some "friends" ...it's the plinkies all over again...

#93 - indeed, but you must admit that shit was funny.

Ye gads! What's next? Chuck Heston doing ads for the International Brotherhood of Pimps?

Not a bad commercial...but still feels so wrong.

I would like this commercial better if they used an actor imitating an rapper who spent all his money. Would have been funnier. K-Fed doesn't need anymore airtime.

the commercial is hysterical. Kfed did a great job. Awesome job Nationwide! AND here's a big fat finger to that useless piece of crap BRITNEY SPEARS.

and i never cared for K-fed

COMMERCIAL 'SPLOITATION CATEGORY: "Trashiest Exploitation of One's OWN Demise!!" (January 2007)

FEATURING: KFed french-fry-insurance plug VS. whenever Brittany's next vagina-spotting will be.

PRIZE: Custody of some of the trashiest kids that ever will grace famous parents.

88. Um, ... "pwned".

Unlike your "friends", I have a real job, the kind where my asshole doesn't hurt after work, and I won't be repeatedly pushing the refresh button in anticipation of your next post ;^)

#94 'Anonymous'
I think more the deal is that the trolling has become so old and common that nobody really cares anymore..
Or everyone hates me, whichever.

#101 - Your first thought was correct, not the second.

they're not mutually exclusive

At least I've got you though.

this punk ass bitch makes me sick,but because he banged britney while she was still hot,he's my hero

this commerical would be a lot more efective, if it wasn't for the fact that seeing even two seoncds of "k-fed" makes u change the channnel. which results in no some seeing the funny ending.

I was so distracted by the whole non-rapping style of K-Fag's and that stupid grin of his that I didn't get the message. It was more like a stupid mini Music Video.

K-Fag can't act, sing/rap, or dance wtf gives? He's got to be the luckiest SOB that ever lived and Britney the biggest idiot.
What's more insulting is that K-Fag probably has never spent a dime on INSURANCE he who spent his first paycheck of $300,000 on a watch and not CHILD SUPPORT. Which gives me a better idea for a commercial why not air a commercial with K-Fag in the spotlight for Father's who don't pay childsupport and better yet why not do a Re-Enactment on SNL of a "Cheater's" episode with K-Fag, Britney, and Sharisse Jackson?

Just like the idiots in Boston with they're supposedly "dumb" stunt, they got splashed all over the news and free publicity, popularity and success came with it. Now it's K-Fed's turn, how dumb is he reeeeally? Britney's the really stupid one, he's a survivor and just like lots of us girls, he got $$$ outta the gig AND he's laughing his way to the bank. STOP HATIN! You wish it were you

lol, it's actually pretty good