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Great pictures :) She is kinda cute....

3rd?

didn't she say, as reported on this very website, that she was going to hit on him to get back at britney & britney said "take him, take him please." I guess K-fed got wind of it. Linds needs to keep her dumb ass/mouth shut.

The old double burn via text for FedEx.

I'd rather be Saddam Hussein than him. At least people are interested in seeing a video of Saddam.

LOL!!!!!

To see why Paris Hilton is so stupid go to

www.steamingpileofspin.blogspot.com

Oh, and Lindsey, Hmmm, I'm thinking in a few years K-Fed will seem like a step up.

Why do all these celebs think that "firecrotch" is such a funny/witty slam?

I wouldn't hit it.

I laughed out loud after reading only the headline.....

#7 Fred Facker

Because most Celebs never finished High School and are idiots who are permanently stuck in childhood. Unlike we intelligent mature Superficial posters. ;)

Thanks #4 - I knew that somewhere on this site I had read about this exact event being predicted.
Proves that LiLo has two faces - one ugly (see pool pics), and one hideously repulsive.

I can't believe I'm gonna say this but, Earl can do way better than this filthy, drug addicted twat.

he is running out of money!!

r0fl, what a loser. I'm pretty sure its legal to kill him now

#12 - Damn, Slim, I can't believe that you said that!

Maybe these two should hook up. And in the middle of such a rendevous, a SoCal mudslide could engulf their residence and forever rid us of these wastes of oxygen forever.

Now if Brit & Paris would be in the same abode with them, we would be forever blessed.

In case you're wondering - I really meant FOREVER!! AND EVER!!

I know, I know Wedge but it's a question of: who do I despise at a deeper level? That ginger ho will bring the worst out of me every time.

Who is this 47 year old man????

k-fed, you can do better than this...and thats saying alot

www.carpemundus.com - knock, knock

somebody must have thrown a baggie of cocaine into the pool

This might be the smartest thing LiLo has ever done. And this might be the only time I give her props....sick burn Linds.

Which hotel is that anyway? ... I need to call the SoBe pool guy to come out and do a complete drain and scrub of that thing

... oh and that is just a great picture of the guy she's hanging out with these days (and I say guy only because I don't see that kind of manly hair-growth on a girl too often) ...

it's a scary thought when Linds has a better tan than you ... if you look closely, I think he's actually transparent

Wow, he has hit rock bottom. Maybe he will finally get a clue and disappear.

Anyone who wears sunglasses in a pool should be hit in the face....... with a Mack truck.

The headline could have read "White Trash Hits on Classless Druggie Whore.

The headline could have read "White Trash Hits on Classless Druggie Whore."

The headline could have read "White Trash Hits on Classless Druggie Whore."

Why is the bottom rim of her glasses below her nose?

she must have snorted that guy's chin

Why is the bottom rim of her glasses below her nose?

@ #25 - word. Ditto anyone who wears dark polish on short nails.

#32...Bye bye Alba...she has black polish on her chewed off nails.

Lindsay Lohan is so ugly. Why is she popular? She's not attractive, she doesn't have a good personality, she's not at all talented (either musically or theatrically) and she's not intelligent -- in fact, she's almost aggressively stupid.

I'm thinking that the best of her career -- what there was of it, anyway -- is behind her, and any major movie roles she gets in the future will be the result of directors' attempts to exploit her negative notoriety rather than capitalize of her acting ability.

Lindsay Lohan is so ugly. Why is she popular? She's not attractive, she doesn't have a good personality, she's not at all talented (either musically or theatrically) and she's not intelligent -- in fact, she's almost aggressively stupid.

I'm thinking that the best of her career -- what there was of it, anyway -- is behind her, and any major movie roles she gets in the future will be the result of directors' attempts to exploit her negative notoriety rather than capitalize of her acting ability.

that's probably the 39843953453th bikini lindsay lohan has worn. ;o

K-Fed and Hohan should knock out a couple of illegitimate children together…that should be really sweet.

who wears all that shit on their wrists to go swimming?

i'm surprised all that weight didnt drown her..

and the guy is fugly

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE HER SO MUCH EXACTLY? IS IT BECAUSE SHE DOES DRUGS? COME ON WHO AMONG US DOESN'T? IS IT BECAUSE SHE SLEEPS AROUND? (ALLEGEDLY) CAN'T A GIRL GET A NUT? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO LOVING OUR STARLETS? THESE GIRLS WORK HARD TO KEEP US ENTERTAINED. COME ON PEOPLE BE A LITTLE NICER. SOME OF YOU GUYS HAVE SOME ANGER ISSUES. BESIDES LINDS LOOKS PRETTY CUTE. EVERYONE GO TO THE HUNGER SITE AND CLICK TO DONATE FREE FOOD; DO SOMETHING TO HELP.
EVERYONE IT'S TIME TO RISE AND SCREAM JUSTICE FOR THE WEAK AND FOR THE SICK.
PEACE

I dig her fine melons, what can I say

What's with those f**king sunglasses anyway? It looks like she's wearing a welders mask and so does that faggy looking guy! He looks like any minute someone will hang a hat and coat on him.

upon further inspection, those are some gargantuan ta-tas in pictures 5 & 6.

and also that dude is busted. k-fed totally has a chance with this ho-bag.

#39 is right. these alleged starlets work hard... at sleeping around to get roles! wtf are you talking about Jenpeace??!

#39 UH uh uh settle down there missy. You either take it down a notch or STFU.

In answer to your query: READ THE FUCKING DISCLAIMER.

you just stepped into the wrong site.

The Superfish got it right. After Alba, this is like looking at a haggard 30ish pasty face white girl.

And my club is devoted to not digging pasty faced white girls. Especially when they smoke. Blech.

Now Alba, a little pasta and she'll be back to her best self.
And her skin is so damn lovely. Love that tone.

Down with pasty face white girls, down.

#39...

Another fucking lecture?? If you like this little cumdumpster so much, go and lick her pussy on http://www.llrocks.com...

Also, what happened to K-Fuck during his big wrestling debut?? Did he get his singlet yanked up his ass???

I never thought I'd credit Hohan for having good taste, but damn, even she has standards.

K-Fed has to knock up somebody soon. he can't seem to go six months without procreating.

I, I, just can't understand how these bitches pull off being malnourished AND flabby at the same time. FUCK! it's disgusting.

#39 - he he - your lecture made me laugh! I take it your new here - goodluck ;)

I'm really getting sick of Lindsey. Time for some new jailbait meat

She's bobbing for cock...

#39 JENPEACE420
A little word of advice.
I was once new here too, I thought everybody here were arrogant nasty bitches that needed help BUT, I also realised how totally entertaining they all were. And after a while I'm SO proud to say I am also an arrogant nasty bitch. It's fantastic.
So, sit back, enjoy the ride, and wait for the moment that you become
ONE OF US!

I think that's Joe Dirt's long lost brother.

#39, 52. Take me for instance, I love to talk about myself, and since nobody will listen to me at the drive through, I force everyone who comes to this site to read my mindless drivel.

I don't miss an opportunity to spew, or share my moronic second-grade humor, with any victim that hasn't yet learned to skip my all -too-frequent posts. I even found a few cretins who seem to like me, but they keep asking if I shave my ballsack.

Is it cold and lonely up on your pedestal Jenpeace? Just wonderin'...

Oh, and on topic, the ho and the bro are perfect for each other. Both trash.

uhhh...ok...i'll give it try...

JUSTICE FOR JENPEACE420!!!

(you said the weak and the sick...)

Kevin Federline "beat" WWE champ John Cena on "Monday Night Raw," after Cena was supposedly knocked out by another wrestler. K-Fed pinned Cena's motionless body and was named the winner of their match.

DID NO ONE NOTICE SHE IS DIPPING INTO THE POOL WITH WHAT SEEMS TO BE A WATERPROOF BLACKBERRY?

where keen I gets me one of dum tings?

#53 - That is the funniest damn thing I have read yet! At least Joe Dirt had that mullet thing going. This guys face looks like someone's nasty hootch! Where the hell did his chin go?

#48--when you starve yourself but don't work out, you get malnourished and flabby.

#54--Do you?

#44 just who the fuck do you think you are? first, i find it hilarious that you are even responding to the flame. but the fact that you are then threatening the flamer and carrying on like you have some type of authority here, well, that is just laughable. God you are pathetic.

so everyone, comment as you wish and don't fear getting pounced on by some internet loser, such as myself.

Lmao. They are both pathetic.

Has anyone asked why she is wearing a man's watch yet?

hahahahahahahaha

now THAT is funny

#58
I was gunna say something about that then decided not to. But yea. Uh HELLO

ToiletDuck and consolation:

The match was gayer than could be expected. I actually ran home from Elliot Spitzer's New York State inaugural festivities as to not miss anything. In the match, K-Fag only wins because Umaga steps in. Later on at the end, Cena does manage to pull Fagerline into the ring and give him the FU. when vince McMahon (sp?!) first brought K-Fag in, it was right before he and Shitney split up. Not one to underestimate the people's hatred for Federline, he has kept the storyline going but hopefully has decided to wrap it up. Will we see him at the pay-per-view? If so, we better see some srious ass kicking.

OK, back to Firecrotch....

I can smell her oozing herpes through my compuer screen.

"srious"?

"compuer screen"?

WTF? I can't see the keys as I have been temporarily blinded with eye herpes from the sight of Hohan. Sorry. Carry on, then.

I don't know...

I think we should under a strict laboratory setting let all the celebutards and their ilk cross-bred for the betterment of science.

My hypotheses is in the end the DNA of final progeny will either be able to cure all diseases or make everyone look like Larry King.

Why doesn't anyone talk about her humpback?

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/01/03/lindsay-lohan-pool-bikini-03.jpg

See the way her shoulder's turned in like that? It's 'cause of her humpback. I don't think that's just her being casual or something. It's creepy.

how did this fat ass end up being some sort of "it" girl.... i mean people, have our standards dropped? or have WE STOPPED being superficial?? I can't imagine what has been the reason for little lohan's success but it sure as hell isn't looks or acting skills.... i can't remember, did she try to do the pop start singer bs as well???

Personally i think her and kev would be well suited

#7.......I've been wondering the same thing since the Greaseball named her that months ago. Speaking as a firecrotch, I didn't even find it offensive. Redheads have red pubes. Wow! I got better insults than fire crotch in the 7th grade. My personal favorite was, "Red on the head like a dick on a dog". Of course, there's also Woody Woodpecker and Pipi Longstocking. *yawn*

So, seeing as how it's a new year, may I recommend some form of dog penis nickname for Miss Lohan b/c I can't imagine anyone has ever laughed at the old one.

@61 ...sucks for you that there's not a fucking thing you can do about it bubba. Go ahead, pull some of your lame schtick, you're played out. You are a third rate troll, can't even manage to amuse people on some gossip forum so you just shit all over it.

You are a loser here and you are a loser in real life too.

when i saw this site

http://www.kevinfederline.com/

i laughed so hard i did a little bit of wee in my pants. if you keep the flash screen on for long enough, you'll notice that his ring (the one on his finger) and his earring flash cutely every ten seconds or so. Sit on a towel first.

57: If that didn't prove to everyone that entertainment wrestling was fake nothing will. However, they did have a one-legged wrestler on Smackdown, and some delusional people bought that too. K-Fag beating John Cena in an actual streetfight...not a chance.

12: I concur.

C'mon, now... give girl some props. She is smart enough to realize that immersion of her freckled hiney in heavily chlorinated H2O to quel the odiferous salmon smell wafting from her nether-region is a decent short-term solution.

That is why she took to the pool.

Now... if only that electronic device in her palm could be remotely activated (by me) to electrocute (not kill, necessarily, but just to stun)...

#54 & 61 - Aaaaahhhh, my little Ass Troll... RichPort's biggest fan. How the hell are you this morning? Do you print out my postings and wallpaper your dingy bedroom with them, memorizing and reciting for your Star Wars action figures. I bet Boba Fett responds favorably. Do you sketch drawings of what you think I must look like, then shoot them for hours on end with your Nerf dart gun? Nice life... So much time and dedication building a shrine to me must be taxing. Your pets must be emaciated and ready to turn against you, ignored, unfed, and wondering what the fuck they did in a past life to end up with the punishment that is being owned by a nut-riding douchebag.

That said, excellent use of grammar and punctuation in post 54. Funny how you have nothing to add, ever, except to bounce from Ferret to me to Jrz and back to me in an attempt to mollify your own feelings of inadequacy. Post under your own name and come at me. I'm sure Lohan will sooner become a nun.

This about sums up the life of the superficial.

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=pinky_nip

Rich:

Now don't you be slagging Nerf dart guns.

They is some cool shit, yo.

It's on a one troll crusade to become the biggest piece of internet shit in history. Jealous of people who are just trying to have a good time.

I'm proud to be a member of RichPort's Cretin Crew and I'd gladly shave his ballsack for him!

Hear! hear! I'm also proud to be a cretin.

No ballsack shaving though...I hardly know the guy.

#54, #61 - FTLTC!!
I'd like to see Rich's troll in a match with John Cena, only without all of the scripted interference from the outside.

After Cena stomped a hole in him and left him as a quivering pile of shit, Rich should piss all over the remains, and then we scoop the remnants into boxes wrapped in nice, shiny paper & send them to ever celebutard that this site reports about.
Send the shit-eaters some shit!

every ... not "ever"

I HAVE shaved RichP's ballsack and man, when I tell they looked so HUGE afterwards... whew!

i mean bigger than they were before obviously!

Dude why are her boobs so droopy and big all of a sudden?

I love when I get the # 86 post.

Aaaand I see the trolls have chased away all of the funny, cool posters who used to come here. Thanks guys. What are you, like 13 years old?

Thanks for the love folks... just be prepared to read about all the goats you've fucked and little boys you've fondled in the next few hours... posted under your own names of course. And my balls are so bald they're shiney now... nice technique ladies, many thanks.

#39 JENPEACE420

I'm curious, what in the world ever gave you the idea that Lindsey Lohan works hard? It's funny, because whenever I see anything written about her, it's always about something that happened out at a club at 3am. People who work "really hard" don't stay out at clubs every night that late, they also aren't bringing 4 different bikini's to a beach party that only lasts a few hours. They don't get into screaming matches in bars every week and release rambling, self agrandizing pseudo condolence letters to the press rather than to a decased friends family.

You know why people who work hard don't do any of these things? Because they don't have time BECAUSE THEY ARE WORKING HARD!!!

Lindsey bascially made three good movies, the last one was over 3 years ago and she wasn't even the best one in it. Since then she has been coasting on her fame, burning through her money and managing to piss off and alienate everybody she has worked with because of her lack of work ethic and her preference for partying.

She is on a short fast downward spiral into Obscurity land (Jennie Lee Harrison is the current Mayor) don't step to close to her or she'll take you down with her.

KFed is like one of those people that always seems to invite themselves to your party.

Everyone rolls their eyes and wonders why they haven't a clue about the fact that no one wants them there.

#88 (86) - So the trolls are now trolling their own posts and getting into arguments with themselves. Is this some new form of the US's weapons of "mass distraction"? Celebrities' public stupidity of 2006 wasn't enough to keep people from talking about the Bush administration, so now the FBI are throwing trolls into the mix to preoccupy us?

No, I'm giving the Bush admin. too much credit.
The trolls are more bored than I am, apparently. Sorry you're having trouble fitting in. Check your yellow pages for the nearest 4-H club and quit trying to ruin everyone's sarcastically good time if you can't fucking relate or understand it.

Okay, back on topic: "Totally grossed out" is code for "wait, is anyone watching?".

FIRST!!!

This is the best non-made up story of the year...or is it?

-Porkiez Hilton

92 I'll take that as a 'yes'.

This whore will screw anything that walks or crawls. If Federline asked her out she'd have been in the bathroom with him, hands down his baggy pants, as soon as she could jet propel her dumb freckled ass to the can.

This whore will screw anything that walks or crawls. If Federline asked her out she'd have been in the bathroom with him, hands down his baggy pants, as soon as she could jet propel her dumb freckled ass to the can.

Say what you want about her, but she has great tits.

Wait a sec...if I remember correctly, BarbadoSlim and RichPort used to get along...what happened, guys? Where's the love?

#99 - Where'd you read that? Slim's a funny fuck. Ass Troll likes to pit everyone against each other by posting under their names.

#92 - Hopefully Ass Troll is on the run, dragging his knuckles of course...

Oh, geez, not this shit AGAIN. The stupid ass, lame RichPort troll just doesn't get it. NOBODY THINKS YOU ARE FUNNY, CLEVER, ENTERTAINING, OR IN ANY WAY USEFUL TO THIS SITE. YOU ARE A LAME PIECE OF DOG SHIT THAT HAS TURNED WHITE BECAUSE IT IS SO OLD AND WORTHLESS. PLEASE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND DIAF. Sorry about all the caps, but I think it was justified. It NEEDS to know how unfunny, boring, stupid, pointless, and lame it truly is, and how everyone here hates it and wishes it dead on a consistent basis. I know this is lame, but the only reason I can figure for it hating Rich so much is that it's JEALOUS (yes, jealous) of his wit and great posts. If you cannot create, you destroy...and that is obviously this troll's mission. Useless sack of shaved, lice-and-crab-ridden pubic hair....kinda like Hohan herself! The delicious irony....

#102 - tsarinaamanda, you just gave me a woody... I kinda waited for the dust to clear, but Ass Troll loves me after Ferret rejected him...

#100 - sorry...ADD kicking in...forgot about the imposters and got caught up in the moment...carry on.

95? (86): I should have clarified that the last part of #92 wasn't for you. Sorry if you think I mistook you for a troller.
Otherwise, if you think I'm 13, well, that's very sexy of you.

and where are Ferret and Jrz and the others?

#39

Lindsey, is that you?

earl should have told her he had an 8 ball....she would've been all about him then.

Lindsey looks like her skin is rough and smells like tomatoe soup...even after a shower.

#105 - They're sick of the high schoolers taking away our fun.

this story took me by surprise, right smack in the middle of my shit-kicking job...

Kevin Federline can write stuff ?????

KFed is pretty weak, but smarter than I thought. How did he get her cell number?

Am I the only one who thinks K-Fed is actually quite good looking or do I need to committ myself to a max security loony bin because my head clearly doesnt work?

that's just gross!