Jan 23 2007Keira Knightley sues paper for saying she's thin

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fatty

Zero fat on a woman isn't "natural" per se. In other news, she looks like a starved candy cane.

This dude would be better served spending her money on some food instead of legal fees so she can regain her female form.

Tip: starved concentration camp subhuman races look : NOT SEXY

That is the scariest dude I have ever seen,
and yes...she is FAT

Anorexic? Not with those abs.
It'll get settled before it ever reaches a courtroom.
She can use the settlement $$ to get some boobs! When Mena Suvari has bigger boobs than you do, you should do something to remedy that.

she may be thin but shes healthy, look at how tone she is, she's perfect... I'd bathe in her snot.

So I clicked my bookmark for Superfish and this link came up instead. I suppose it was just a matter of time.

But you would still tap that. I mean be honest. A bit skinny, but still mighty fine!

sorry but different ppl have different genes, she just has really amazing ones, not like some other celebrities who used to be fat and are now stick thin and yet claim to be 'naturally thin'

Unfortunately, two of my best friends have suffered from eating disorders. One had bulimia and the other one anorexia. And I can assure your that one of the syntoms is denial.It's a really tough illness that no one chooses.If she really is anorexic, I whish her to visit a doctor as soon as possible, because even if she does so, she will never be totally recovered.

eh. she does nothing for me. I like a little more CURVE on my women.

@10 ...are those the same the same amazing genes that gave her an amazingly flat ass? or the same amazing genes that gave her an amazingly flat chest? And let's not even talk about her amazing man face

Are these amazingly gender-confused genes? I know I'm amazingly confused, is this supposed to be a woman?

#11 the solution to your particular problem is simple - aim the bulimic's mouth at the anorexic's mouth. i saw that once on the nature channel, worked like a charm.

That's some hot fat!

www.VeryLiberating.com

i love your site. now i have an excuse to look at these pics for the 3rd time, cause yesterday I was just thinking to myself, after looking at jessica biel's ass, damn Keira Knightley had a phenomenal body, so i went back in the archives and yep she does. Isn't she what we all want, 3% body fat and incredibly feminine features... i think so, i love skinny well toned women though, she's got the body of a gymnast or some athlete, it's not her fault if she's that skinny, it's in her genes and metabolism and the fact that shes in shape takes it above and beyond any other human specimen on the face of this world. Think about how good she is in bed, but i dunno maybe I've been watching too much porn lately.

There's something strangely familiar about these pictures...

Fine! Then I'm suing her for implying she can act.

I do like that these is one picture of that guy holding his boob. And the picture before she is holding him in a head lock (sort of). It's like "If you don't hide the fact that your boobs are bigger than mine, I'll slam your ass, 'cos I'm stronger than you."

She's the male bodybuilder version of Orlando Bloom.

I'd shag her.

She'd probably break in half, though.

I've never seen pictures of her looking any heavier, so she might be naturally skinny. She's got some muscle and her skin looks ok and all that, so she's probably not anorexic. Her body is unattractive to me, but tastes vary widely (especially in the penitentiary).

The Kiera paper doll, coming to a theatre near you.

She looks like she's out of a Marvel comic book here; very flat, with random muscles, exaggerated, unnaturally narrow shape..

I'm pretty sure a man drew her, but he took too long on other 'details', threw some breasts on her in a hurry, realized they sucked, then covered them up with a crappy bathing suit. (ifihadknown.com)

It's obviously "Bikini Week" kind of like 'Shark Week' they used to run on Discovery.
(Tanx for the link #8 and I enjoyed your work in the Naked Gun film)

Shes fuckin FIERCE! Maybe she just actually works out, what a concept!! Id kill for those abs.

drugs>gym

#6 - I couldn't agree more if she was on her knees swallowing my load and forcing me to. Unless she demanded that I didn't agree. Then I'd just sue you.

ok.. she's really skinny, i'm not gonna argue that but she doesn't look anorexic. come on ppl, look at her abs and her tonned legs!

by the way, jessica biel looks like a man

ok.. she's really skinny, i'm not gonna argue that but she doesn't look anorexic. come on ppl, look at her abs and her tonned legs!

by the way, jessica biel looks like a man

Based on the pictures you have provided, this woman is not anorexic. You are clearly some kind of idiot, a fatty lover, or a giant homosexual cum chugger. Which is it?

I'm pretty sure he's doesn't take it up the rear from horses, I can tell you that much.

she may has habs, she is not healthy. It is not natural for a woman to be so skinny. Under a certain percentage of fat the menstrual cycle stop. She looks more like a teenage boy then a woman. A very athletic boy...

Jerry: See now, to me, that button is in the worst possible spot.
George: Really?
Jerry: Oh yeah. The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it, it's too high, it's in no-man's land.
George: Haven't we had this conversation before?
Jerry: You think?
George: I think we have.
Jerry: Yeah, maybe we have.

same deal here...

Bar-BAD-oSlim - you call that a flat ass??Just because she doesn't have BWB does not equal a flat ass. This is all a plot by the fat people of the world; they want everyone to think normal size people are anorexic so they don't seem like great big fat heffers.

She looks way too muscly to be anorexic. That's like what your body digests first when you're starving, the muscle.

Now if you were to suggest that she might be taking small doses of male hormones, then I'd say you may be on to something..

No, seriously. I would murder someone to have abs like that.

It's official.
unless people are ripping on eachother, namely me, this site is a snorefest

37--At least you finally got your name right, Senor.

@34.....ooooookaaaaay

Oh, and

Moo!

34--you misspelled heifer, you dumb cow.

Holy crap!This girl looks really starved!She must have had a hard life back in Poland!She would make a great match with Skeletor.When this is going to happen i advice them to cover the walls with some extra insulation.You know,all those banging and slamming bones noise.Otherwise the neighbors are going to complain.

Btw chica,i've thought about this and you're in.Send me an email today and we're gonna talk about this.

Seriously,so quick send me an email.

Does anyone else ever wonder if Lowlands is typing messages to the voices they hear in their head? Because I never know who the fuck they're talking to.

Well,for sure i'm not talking to this starved girl.

I'm talking to this stalking voice in my head.

any bright light start to burn now?

talk about what?

HAHAHAHAHA.
okay that was forced.
for real, this is disappointing.
Jizz, I can honestly say you're the only half way funny person here. Papa is the shit, but I think I'm gonna have to take a que from him and only make a rare guest appearance from now on.
pass around the tissue
I'm sure you all will find a new punching bag.
And to think I changed my name for you bastards and everything

Just send me an email,then we're talking.Or don't you've the guts?

An email to where, Brainiac?

Don't you've my emailadress?

NO, I don't even know who you are.

Am i talking to the right person?

@50 Papa is not gonna give you a reach around loser.

Who are you talking to?

I heard that Kiera got into an argument with a plate of food as she walked past the outdoor dinning area of a restaurant. She was overheard screaming out hysterically. Get away from me Mr. Plate, you'll make me fatter, I'm fat fat Fat!!! Then she ran off sobbing into the traffic.

Are you this Latina girl?

#56 PLEASE, I don't need validation from strangers on a celebrity gossip thread like you revenge of the nerds douches do, fucking loser

Hardly. okay, fuck off now.

Like i said,you don't even have the guts.

I love Keira! She's beautiful and adorable and yeah she's skinny but I think it's natural and not forced.

it's not a matter of guts it's a matter of not knowing who the fuck you are, not having your email address and well, there's always the element of I don't care.

You're probably a toothless old guy in real.

Having suddenly a borderline attack?

@60....I know you are, but what am I?

that's the best you can do?

Maybe you're a kind of conventional.Must i send you an email first?

Yeah, I suddenly have a craving for tamales and burritos. Oh, wait, that's a South of the Border attack.

Spanish pride uh?

Wtf is your email?

It's only today i'm in a generous mood hunnie.Tell me how i can reach you.

Lowlands? Do they hunt walrus in the lowlands?

Dunno about "walrus"and "lowlands".You've to look for something else to put your dick in Richport.

(74)Penis,troll.

#11

so that makes you the fat friend, right?

#74 - Thanks, but I prefer fucking with walrus motherfuckers... payback is a motherfucker.

So,when are you going to pay me finally back?

76, actually that's not the case. In the case of my bulimic friend I actually felt sort of guilty because I have-at least for the moment- a fast metabolism. Meaning I can eat whatever I want and don't get fat. Which is not really healthy but keeps me slim...Although not as much as Keira. And I doubt any one is interested, but both of my friends were slim before the illness. It's a mental problem,not a real one. It's about being perfect, and thinking that perfection equals being thin

I fucking own you Bitchport.third-grade commentor and real life gayfriend of jrzmommy.You think i didn't know that?

Just cause she's thin doesn't make her sexy. Her scum-bag lawyer is suing for publicity, what else?

seriously... what i posted was known as 'sarcasm' or a 'joke.' you may want to research both of those, and then continue posting. no one here cares about you or either of your crazy-ass friends.

She has G.I. Joe abs.

Anways,i'm outta here for a while.Jrzmommy you got my typekey email.Or is everything switched??

Why do you think i was always friendly and kind to you Richport?I knew it all the time.Also "Bitchport"is an obviously sign.

No, I don't, actually.

Hi Lowlands. What is the deal??

Be cool.

#18 jrzmommy: I'll join you in that suit and add an allegation of only having one facial expression to convey all emotions!

89--Deal. I'll get my crack legal team on the case! We'll sue punitively for that chicken cutlet thing hanging out of her bikini top up there!

That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of...in my life...ever...in my life.

AND I WOULD STIL BANG HER.

The guy she's with looks quite a bit like orlando bloom...?

I'm not saying it's him but don't you think he's a rough, not as pretty look-a-like.

#85 - I'll just add youto the list of personalities... what a sad life you must lead.

Ruth--I'd say that could be Orlando Bloom if Orlando Bloom took man pills.

getitstraight i dont know if u were being sarcastic but i totally agree people dont realize we are the fattest country so because someone is below average does not make them anorexic rolls and cupcakes are for bakeries

I love how the other day I asked you kind folks, on one of the threads where we tore libraesque apart, "If you are fat & can't admit it does that make you fatesque or is that still libraesque?" and then she changed her screename to lesbianesque immediately. At least she finally realized she was a rugmunching fattie.

biatcho.......honey you're here. How's the redneck bridge and tunnel girl doing? Hey did you know RichPort is a fag? Yea, Lowlands is in the know...true story

WAIT, let me see if I can be in the club.....HUNDEE

Redneck bridge & tunnel girl??? hhmmm. OOHH, you mean your exgirlfriend from NYC that dumped your ass because you got too fat and now you're jealous of & hate everyone from the enitre state of NY? That one? I heard you turned her straight and that she's fucking Richport now. What up Hundo!

the only thing separating her from michael jackson is her dark skin tone.

Jrz: I don't know if you can answer this...is Lowlands a retarded Swede? I keep hearing the voice/grammar of an old Swedish roomate when I read those mid-boggling posts. He wasn't retarded, but I'm pretty sure Lowlands is.

bitch, why would a straight girl be screwing a gay guy?
I forgot you're not a bridge and tunnel girl, you live in that abandoned car on 146th in the Bronx, right?

I've only been to the bronx once to see the Skankees because I think the Bronx is the equivalent to Queens (gross) but I am pretty sure 146th Street is considered Washington Heights, i.e. upper Manhattan.

And if I live in the car then I imagine it is not abandoned now is it? Let's think before we type fats.

no, no I read about you in the paper, you got arrested for living in one of those abandoned buildings, so you're living in an old car without a roof that someone left on the street.

at #13 being naturally thin means that you dont have much fat on your body therefore meaning that you have no fat on your boobs and bum....(10)

I'm so tired of all these skinny actresses parading around with their bones hanging out,and saying that they don't have an eating disorder. It is obvious that they eat very little, and they all must have some screwed up mirrors in their house. HAVE A SNACK KEIRA!

She's obviously not anorexic. Anorexics can't have that much muscle definition. She's just one of those beanpole built women.
There's lots of those around.

(i think she's qt)

Damn Wally (Brain Embolism, lastactofdefiance, Imsuicidal, richport, etc.)... so bored you had to come in as Lesbianesque to pick fights? And then claiming your other sorry personality is trying to bone me? (shudder)

Sloppy. Sloppy. Sloppy.

You've lost your touch dude, and I feel AWFULLY bad about that.

PHN: I'm not saying suicide is funny. I'm saying HIS suicide is funny.

(passing Ms Knightley a copy of Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, bookmarked at "thin")

"I got a fever, and the only prescription is, ..."

"... more COCK!

I gotta have more COCK!"

everybody stop picking on this dude, there's nothing wrong with the way he looks!

except maybe the women's bikini.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Who blew me...

Rhymes are not important when you are gay.

I THINK SHE HAS HONESTLY THE MOST PERFECT BODY I'VE EVER SEEN IN REAL LIFE.

She is not TOO thin. She's perfect. All the fatties need to accept they are fat and stop pretending like they are normal and girls like Kiera are too thin.

Ew. Gross.

I'm not saying she's not unusually thin, but she does seem to be kind of muscular--look at her stomach. Anorexia wastes muscle as much as anything else. Some people'll be thinner than normal no matter what just like some people'll be heavier than usual even if they exercise, eat right and are healthy otherwise.

We call those thinner people "celebrities," by the way. We live in a sedentary society that has a lot of extra food. If there was a shortage instead, the top 2% or whatever of heavier people would probably be celebrities. Look at old paintings and statues and shit.

116: Where else would you look at a body?

anyone for a game of hungry, hungry hippo?

jrzmommy...I don't know you and I don't CLAIM to know you...but damned if you don't have the funniest things to say sometimes. Instead I categorize myself as "one who would probably like you in real life."

Her body IS perfect... if you like 14 year old boys. I don't so I'm not stressing my zipper over these photos. Jessica Biel on the other hand...wowza!

i don't like her. she's too thin! a girl can be thin and beautiful, but she's not.

Jrz and mommy_long_legs...sittin' in a tree...

103--I dunno what lowlands deal is. but you may have angered the Retarded Swede lobby by making that analogy. :)

122--thanks. i'll try to keep up the good work at being the sarcastic shrew that I am.

#20 I'm saying she has the best body I've seen in real life as opposed to airbrushed ones in magazines.

#120 I'm saying she has the best body I've seen in real life as opposed to airbrushed ones in magazines.

127--The Superficial website isn't real life. Try again.

Why do these women always wear those stupid bathing suit tops?? They don't look good on anyone. Their tits are always hanging out of them... and not in a good way.

96. Posted by jrzmommy

Haha; damn right!

Okay i must say, she loosk skinnier than she did in some of her movies, but come on, thats not anorexia, shes tall and works out, if she had bigger boobs you wouldnt be saying shes anorexic, me for example, i can eat pretty much anything and not work out and i am skinny! now i dont have the abs she does, and im much shorter, but i've probably gained 5 pounds in the past couple of years and i rarely work out and eat whatever i want
so despite the fact that those pictures dont make her look the greatest, doesnt mean she is anorexic, she always been thinner (unlike linsday or nicole)

Love her or hate her, she's just really skinny with small breasts; there's no eating disorder here.

She's got weight in her face, weight in her thighs, and weight in her arms. Not a *lot* of weight, but she's proportional in a skinny way -- neither skeletal nor sickly.

Skin tone is normal, and the hair looks normal. Two things that go strange with eating disorders.

Likewise, neither her elbows, hipbones, or ribs are standing out.

As others have said, you can't have muscle tone like hers if you're anorexic.

Eating more pasta wouldn't kill her, but I'd bet money she's not barfing up her food.

Nothing to see here (unless you think she's hot). Move along ...

#127 that photo above isn't airbrushed to make her look better... infact most of the time the photos on the internet are airbrushed to make people look worse.
So you can try again.

she looks like a man. and no, thats not sexy on a woman, unless you're a dyke.

This woman has ZERO sex appeal and the UGLIEST ass in the world. She should talk to Britney about how to put on some weight.

#13-LMFAO!!!!
there's no way anyone could honestly say that this fugly broad is attractive!

How in god's name did she get her boobs too look as large as they did in Pirates of the Caribian? Geez, that woman's thin! She needs to eat something! It doesn't help her image that she has absolutly NO hips at all either. There's athletic skinny, then there's anorexic skinny; she's defantly anorexic, or is just not keeping her food down, because that mess isn't normal. About the only thing that looks good on her is her belly piercing. She would look funny as hell pregnant, lol. She'd look like a length of string with a gimungus knot in it. She probably couldn't pass a child with those hips though...

yeah, sues them cause that's a way understatement....she's a freakin rail!

She's skinny, not anorexic.
You should come to belgium because here a lot of young girls and women look just like her: tall, skinny and often gorgeous.
To the reporter who started this discussion: wonder if you would like to be displayed in a boxer short on the internet and let people comment if you're fat or not, pretty or ugly? Guess not...

I got no time for these anorexic whores - clearly public opinion isn't gonna sway them!

But she is gross, unattractive, ugly and disgusting at the moment - who the fuck would want to do her? She would probably have to stop half-way through and throw up the celery stick she had for lunch.

She needs to gain some weight, get some tits, get rid of the six pack spray-on and get some better taste in clothing.

Um, wow. I am easily as thin as her. I eat all I want. I just exercise alot.

retards

Although I'm not a fan of her acting, I think Kiera is one of the more normal celebs out there. I think she tries to be true to herself as much as possible. The fact of the matter is that she's just a skinny girl with little boobs, and I think she's sort of fine with that. I think I'd get angry too if people were making up lies about medical conditions that I don't have. I don't understand why people hate her so much. Honestly, the only logical explanation is that people are jealous because she is naturally so thin, and therefore feel some need to harass her and tell her to eat cookies and cheeseburgers and stuff. The men/women who talk about how they'd never have sex with her because she's so little - that's fine, that's your opinion. But a lot of people like a slender woman with smaller breasts. Or even moreso, a lot of people like a woman who doesn't change herself - have surgery, etc. - for the sake of others. I think people ought to be ashamed of themselves for making such a big deal about one of the more natural women in hollywood.

Although I'm not a fan of her acting, I think Kiera is one of the more normal celebs out there. I think she tries to be true to herself as much as possible. The fact of the matter is that she's just a skinny girl with little boobs, and I think she's sort of fine with that. I think I'd get angry too if people were making up lies about medical conditions that I don't have. I don't understand why people hate her so much. Honestly, the only logical explanation is that people are jealous because she is naturally so thin, and therefore feel some need to harass her and tell her to eat cookies and cheeseburgers and stuff. The men/women who talk about how they'd never have sex with her because she's so little - that's fine, that's your opinion. But a lot of people like a slender woman with smaller breasts. Or even moreso, a lot of people like a woman who doesn't change herself - have surgery, etc. - for the sake of others. I think people ought to be ashamed of themselves for making such a big deal about one of the more natural women in hollywood.

And for the record, 141, I'd like to know how one goes about "getting" tits. Are you suggesting that everyone below a size B gets implants?

i do not think Keira Knightley is anorexic.
some people are just born skinny and tall.
I, like Keira, am very tall, 5'9" and weight about 115 lbs.
i LOVE to cook and eat food. i eat ALOT of food too.
I eat more than my fair share of 3 meals a day and cannot gain a single pound.
I dont know why these people from the paper are saying awful things about her.
she is very good actress and very pretty.
she is an excellent role model and i look up to her and many others do too.
Everyone was made perfect they way they are.
can't people respect that?

Keira is also a unique celebrity.
she is not fake and doesnt have huge fake boobs.
she is a good role model unlike some of the other celebs out there.
i think that people are jelous of her and thats why they say the things they do.
she is naturally thin and gorgous and people just want to say stuff about her to make themselves feel better about the way they look.
i have the same body type as Keira; very tall, skinny, and small boobs, (yes i do and im not ashamed of them either)
And i absolutely HATE to work out. i hate exercise.
I eat as much as the next person but it just disappears.
Some people are just like that.
and plus everyone wants to be skinny so why do they say stuff about keira being as skinny as she is?
its not anorexic skinny, its just her body type.
someone is always getting picked on for stupid shit.