Baby please eat some pasta.

chick + hollywood - food = success!

Third? lol. yeah the bitch needs to lose some weight. fatty fatty Keira Knightley.

COW

well . . . worse comes to worse she can audition for a dying cancer patient movie role.

I'd fuck her.

I would. Several times.

keira i love you and your gorgeous but please eat something perferably pizza pasta or a couple of cheese burgers

Me too.... even tho she's a fattie

a kiera knightley hiaku:

dearest hamburger
i'm sorry we had that fight
please be my boyfriend

Someone needs a sandwich

Nope. Too skinny. I'd stuff my limp dick in her mouth, though.

That reminds me - I still have a candy cane to munch on left over from X-mas.

She looks alright, all she needs now is a pair of tits.

Goddam I love her!!!

that guy (brad pitt's stand-in on Interview with a Vampire) is gonna be shocked when they get into the bedroom and he finds out that she doesn't have a prepubescent penis...

i wouldn't say she looks anorexic- she's too muscular. she looks more like a distance runner imo.

Damn you, Keira Knightley. You are one of the few celebrities your age with a naturally pretty face. If you put on a bit more weight you would pretty much set Hollywood on fire and no one would ever hear from LiLo ever again. Please? Do it for us?

She's like lard on legs. lol

Her feeding tube is showing. Wait, what?

As odd as she looks here, like a body of an adolescent boy, at least she has muscles instead of just being thin and flabby. But that boyfriend of hers...talk about odd looking!

WRONG! You are all WRONG! All she needs is a boob job and she might be perfect.

perhaps hitler should have considered bikinis as part of his "final solution" for the jews. perhaps things would have ended differently.

God, this is depressing!
She is so much smarter than those other stick-thin "celebs" and she can play music on her TEETH.
HER TEETH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

She looks damn good - lean but not scrawny.

No doubt she and Fabio-lite stare at themselves in a mirror the entire time they're doing it.

That said, that look isn't my cup of tea. I like curves and voluptuous-ness. Since you were just dying to know my preference.

I guess she didn't kill herself after all.

from the armpits up she's perfection incarnate. from the armpits down she looks ... odd. that's why once she gets even a bit of clothes on (see last pic), she looks awesome again. too bad the guy is a total douche. you can tell, by looking at him.

I can't watch movies where the leading lady looks like she's starving. It's distracting.

Seriously. If she continues to not eat, I'll have to stop watching your movies. Then she'll be broke. Then she really will starve. ruh-roh.

I could make a seven course meal AND dessert outta that, and then wipe off with that striped napkin -- mmmmm

Another unflattering swimsuit. Underboob is always a DON'T. But her abs are rockin'. I'd like to have those. Yeah, she's a little on the skinny side, she could put on about 10-15 pounds and look pretty damn good, but she looks pretty good already. She just needs to dress better.

Her navel is creeping me out just a little bit.

Wow she's SOOO muscular! That's hot. I mean, yeah, she may be unlucky enough to have negative-sized boobs, but DAMN i want legs like that!

Oh, and isn't it kinda disturbing that her boyfriend looks like Orlando Bloom's long-lost, abandonned twin? Hm... let's put the pieces together, shall we...?

Nicole was also with her, but she turned sideways to avoid the camera.

She's lean and muscular. In other words, she has a technically ideal physique. I see no problem with that.

And her boyfriend (Rupert Friend) does look a bit like Orlando Bloom on steroids in these photos. Or maybe a Greek god.

Yeah, that's pretty gross, but she still looks hot mayne.

Am I the only one who thinks she looks good?

I'd fuck him.

lol why is she grabbing her crotch in the last pic?

I prefer the Marilyn Monroe look myself.

i hate those bikini tops. they're ugly and peoples breasts are always slipping from them.

She looks like she was flattened with a giant rolling pin.

I'd tell her to eat something, but what could get down her gullet without choking her?

Hey everyone, lets all jam our fingers down our throats, puke up whatever we last ate and then sing that old Carpenter's favorite "Rainy Days and Anorexia Nervosa Induced Heart Attacks Always Get Me Down".

Eh, this is a hard one. I'd probably hit it though.

Keira i love yah your great looking but you need to gain wieght. and for all of you sick bastards that like the way she looks your sick in your fuckin head

i wonder why in the last picuture she put that shirt on?

yeah she and orlando look great together

piates of the caribbean and the search for the lost titties

www.carpemundus.com - searching for breastses

She looks like she is naturally that thin though, I mean she has great muscle tone...look at her abs and legs. She has no fat, but she does have muscle.

Everyone whos saying she looks bad or sick are probably just jealous and are overweight themselves.She has always had a small frame and that weight looks fine on her.
Not everyone who isnt overweight these days(which now a days is hard to come by) is anorexic either.You know even without being blessed with "great" genes one can have a rather thin,yet healthy physique with regular diet and exercise.Its not unheard of

Wow, the girl is flatter than ply-wood. Someone through her a sandwich and some speech lessons, (I'm sorry, but the english accent has never sounded more dumpy that when she's talking.)

There must be a perfect explanation for all this... It must be "starve for Africa month" I dont know she never looked that bad : http://www.topsexywomen.com/Keira-Knightley-picture.html

Her stomach looks like a cheese grater. Maybe she should grate some cheese and eat it.

I could do her all night long and then some!

I think she looks extremely hot, although a bit more flesh would look good too.
But why are those flynetonline.com creeps so bent on destroying the photos? Surely one copy of the logo is enough, isn't it? Or if they must use two, maybe slightly smaller or more tastefully placed?

Her stomach is way hot.

She's lucky - 5'8" with killer genes. She has to make minimal effort to stay in shape.

However, she is looking a little too scrawny here - she needs to pick up just a little weight to stop her looking out of proportion.

not just a vampire, but a FLAMING GAY VAMPIRE

oh, and btw, her boney ass isn't funny but THIS shit is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

Ok i'll admit that her abs are pretty good. She is is need of some hooter implants and she'd look a lot better. Nothing to extreme, just a few sizes bigger. Her boyfriend is one ugly mutha fucker though and why is she grabbing her muff in that last picture? Michael Jackson eat your heart out! chika hoo hoooooo OUCH!

No boobs and skinny legs, but those abs are to die for. I kinda agree--a boob job and she'd look pretty good.

I like her in movies....but she needs a good 40 pounds to grow-up into a big girl bikini...did she get that at Kids R us?

She's incredibly hot! And exactly my type. Anybody else out there who's a live-in boyfriend of a night-shift lady with a sporty 13-year-old daughter, gimme a hell-yeah!!!

looks like she found a lipo-vampire

I don't think she looks boney, I agree with the person who said she was "lean". Killer set of abs, too. She just looks a little thin on top because she has one of those pear-shaped bodies: small boobs and shoulders, long thin waist, and all of her weight is on the bottom. Very cute, but like Jessica Alba, needs to fix the underboob issue (is underboob the new vajajay?).

he's an alright looking dude, but would look much better with short hair. his shorts however, scream 'sale at target!' who wants all that wet fabric on your skin in the water? i guess they are more like 'boardshorts' which is a good thing, considering keira could double as a surfboard. i swear her boobs were bigger in domino. ahh, hollywood and it's crazy CG effects.

I'm not sure how many genetic markers these two share, but it is clear from the bone structure that these nasty bastids are related...too bad, too...cuz for a second there I thought Keira Knightly may be the top pick for the new Mary Kay Latourneau "Sexiest Grade School Kid Alive" cover

Is it just me or is that guy pretty much Orlando Bloom?
...I mean in way that like Coca Cola is Coke but RC Cola is also pretty much Coke.
Seriously though, is she pining for Orlando or something?

This isn't a recent development with her. Some people are just naturally skinny.
And anyone saying she needs a boob job or any other kind of plastic surgery is an idiot.

What's up with al these obese starlets nowadays? Don't they have personal trainers, cooks, nutricionists etc?

ps: no much different than Miss Alba imo, less "ass" but that's it.

Is that Pete Doherty's brother?

Ha ha ha, I was that skinny at her age. Just you wait, Keira, soon The Muffin Top will be yours!

I'm finding that 6 pack a bit unfeminine. Maybe I won't make too much effort to lose my podge after all.

Pass me some more chocolate, someone...

oh my god! that's not even a six-pack! that's an eight-pack. and that guy near her is obviously enjoying it... wait a minute - the two of them are almost identical!

well... I hate to say it, but some girls have to work out to stay thin... looks like she's one of those girls...

and now Im having second thoughts about fighting her...

I mean, damn... she can eat, can't she?

You can almost see the look on her face like she's thinkin, "OMG, I wish I was skinny like Nicole Richie, she's hawt"

If anything, she could gain some weight... But then again, I'm only into the *MORBIDLY* OBESE.

I think she looks fine. She could use some breasts but that top isn't exactly flattering. She's no Nichole Ritchie.

that's got to be the most manly and masculine ho i've ever seen.

So this is what Orlando Bloom would look like, if he were a man.

Really man! She's makin Fat Albert look hot!
Seriously, at least you can cleary see defined muscle and at least she doesn't look like Kate Moss! So there really isn't much to complain about.

I ran into a wall like that once...

As much as I enjoy attacking the anorexic among us, this girl looks healthy. Thin but healthy, with actual muscles. Speaking of muscles, I'd put my love muscle all over her like a starving, rabid pitbull on a chihuahua covered in steak sauce. Then I'd put my cock on her knee and make her, you know, speak to me in cockney...

(crickets)

I think she looks fine. I mean, i wish i had her abs, cause i only have a four pack right now.... she needs to work out her arms though, that'd make her look a lot more even around her body (then she should work out other muscles....) I'm thinking one of the reasons she HAS abs so prominent is because she has hardly any body fat, not because she worked them out like crazy. Oh, well, people think i'm really skinny too...

That was original.

...they look so dorkily happy.

At least Kiera has a life, unlike britbrat, perilous, lowhand, mimimar, and jess-joe simpson, who don't go outside of their well-beaten paths to and from skanky-ass clubs.

rock-on, bermuda shorts boy and candy-striper girl, lol.

And yeah, he looks like he invented the word, 'dude'.

#81 HHHHHAAAAAAAA

She's always been thin. Some girls are just thin.

@84..yup, they look extremely happy, two dudes hangin' out, arm-wrestling, grabassing pulling on each others' penises.

yup, two gay dudes frolicking on the beach.

i guess not all males are born with the same gender-recognition software and need a double E rack to indicate that the organism they are contemplating fucking is indeed a female of the species...therein lies the rub when said male encounters a surgically enhanced trans-gendered individual. What to do, what to do.

Her right.......um..........bre.......um....her right.....it's supposed to be a........um....is it a chicken cutlet.........um.....the right one.....what is that..........well, it's hanging out.

Well let me break it down, I like MY females with tits, ass and nicely shaped curves. Those who like wide backs, abs and pecs like males.

not that there's anything wrong with that

what's the difference between Keira Knightly and a counterfeit dollar bill?

i dunno, what?

tell us....

Slim, I agree. That's why I would fuck the stupid right out of Mariah Carey. Maybe I just got wood seeing Domino and wanna choke fuck this chick...

Look what we did Rich.

a counterfeit dollar bill is a phony buck. C'mon people, have we all not been in 7th grade at some point?

Ok, so weight issues aside... Her face is pretty, but she should never ever speak. I assume she's *from* England? Why is it that she sounds so entirely fake? I couldn't watch 'The Mummy' and enjoy it's horribleness because of her incredibly annoying voice/accent. I *love* accents... Jeremy Irons could read the phone book and I'd go into convulsions (of happiness, that is). She has to over-emphasize every fricken flappin word. 'OOyym BRITISH!' (must say with lots of spit).

In a related, yet unrelated topic... How on earth is Orlando Bloom considered attractive? He's like one step up from Marc Anthony, which is a loooooooooooong way down there. So if this dude she's dating is an unattractive Orlando... yikes.

@96...er...I think you're confusing her Rachel Weisz buddy.

Now Rachel is DEFINITELY spoogeworthy.

@97... oh crap, you're right. I guess that's how much I care. Anyway... I'm not a buddy... I'm of the female gender.

sorry ma'am

Her mom and grandmom were FAMOUSLY anoerexic. That's why she's just "naturally" skinny as you all say. She has eliminated most of her body fat from working out - Remember "Bend it like Beckham"? She still had "some" baby fat on her, but barely anything. She got super slender for the Pirates movies, but that's because Johnny Depp is notoriously Anti-fat after "What's eating Gilbert Grape," ya know? That being said, she needs a little bit of a boob job - bump those pimples up to at least an "A" ya know?

#36 - FTLTC.
#47 - would have been funnier if you hadn't written pilates - she doesn't need any more exercise. Or was that plates - as in dinner?

GREAT ABS!! Most of us agree with #22 I think - some implants from the great Sal Calabro (sp?) & she'd be perfect!! Just a "B" would be an improvement.
Most of also agree that her old man is an Orlando Bloom look alike.

"Turn her up to 11, man!" - Nigel Tufnel

;) Thanks for the Keira/Rachel correction... I get confused. Although there is clearly a size difference.

I don't care about her body. It's just that her face is really horrible, especially the way that she smiles while sticking out her chin. To be honest, I would kill for a body like that (but adding some boobs, because she really has nothing there).

hahahahahahaahhahaha

"but that's because Johnny Depp is notoriously Anti-fat after "What's eating Gilbert Grape,"

what the fuck does that have to do with how anorexic Keira is????

She's super-hot in these pics too... You go Kiera
http://aupec.univalle.edu.co/piab/fintro/agudos.jpg

I actually think she looks fine, but I can't stand the way she talks. Whenever her character gets mad she starts talking through her teeth. Its so annoying.

That said, I just saw Pirates II over the weekend and loved it.

I think Orlando Bloom is hot actually, but he definitely needs to add some muscle to his frame. He's way way too skinny.

her stomach looks like a dudes. ew.

Creepy creepy motherfuckers in these pictures. Is it me or is this INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE: PART DEUX. Damn. They're both frightening. Please don't breed, and if you do, please feed your child.

Libraesque, it has NOTHING to do with how skinny she is. I just thought it was funny. HA! Fat people... hahahahahah!

I will give her credit though, she looks like although she doesn't have any fat that she at least has some major muscles, especially in her legs. The girl probably eats, she just works out like a fiend, Nichole Richie on the other hand looks like a walking husk of corn.

Keira Knightley made me question my sexuality when I saw her in the first Pirates movie. But now Nicole Ritchie is telling her to digest.

Love her or hate her, she's just really skinny with small breasts; there's no eating disorder here.

She's got weight in her face, weight in her thighs, and weight in her arms. Not a *lot* of weight, but she's proportional in a skinny way -- neither skeletal nor sickly. Skin tone is normal, and the hair looks normal. Two things that go with eating disorders.

As others have said, you can't have muscle tone like hers if you're anorexic.

Eating more pasta wouldn't kill her, but I'd bet money she's not barfing up her food.

Nothing to see here (unless you think she's hot). Move along ...

Natalie Portman is prettier than you!!!

Take that bitch.

she looks healthier than most celebrities. why are we bashing her?

BURNTCITY

@114...what site do you think this is?

Do you even know what we do here?

i'll take a stab... here at www.albablog.com, do we trash other skinny bikini chicks? anybody? bueller? anybody?

You're not actually comparing Jessica Alba to this dude.

i think fish has it all graphed out:

Alba -> Knightley -> Bundchen -> Richie -> Radiology

Mariah Carey's on the page so it won't float away.

@23 Hilarious!!

For all of you shallow people who think Keira Knightley should "improve" her body w/ implants need to grow up. She's one of the few Hollywood actresses who hasn't pumped themself full of plastic. How can implants (which feel like the equivalent of groping a rock) possibly be appealing over the real thing? Sad, shallow people.

@120 agreed, agreed, dude looks fine and fit.

Am I the only one whose noticed her pussy awful belly button? What is UP with that?

Am I the only one whose noticed her awful goo-filled belly button? What is UP with that? That's disgusting

Her boyfriend looks like a vampire

Wow, she is fucking hot!!!

She's like an angel, with better abs!

give me a pair of nice-shaped teeny-tinies than a pair of Britney Spears's.

Nice legs, disgusting torso, dull, unappealing face.

I don't understand the fascination with Keira Knightley. She has such sharp facial features and her upper body is so muscular that she just looks like a man. She has no sex appeal. It just makes me feel awkward that some of you say that you're attracted to him... or her.

I dont like really skinny girls, but she doesnt look bad here she just needs a better choice in bathing suits, right now it makes her look like she has pecks and not boobs.

At least she likes white guys, wow a british chick with brains. Even though she is still kinda stupid she earned a plus this time.

I'd hit even though she is fatass.

Tell em' Hopeless jr. sent ya.

Her boyfriend is Rupert Friend. They both were in Pride & Prejudice together. He looked better in the movie... lighter hair and all

she looks like a boy...one of those little gothic boys

yeahh. if i were her, id eat pizza 3 times per day.

sense the sarcasm.

For the last time, we are NOT shallow.......we are SUPERFICIAL!

I'm 5'5" and 120 pounds. Until I found this website, I thought I looked good. Now, I feel like a fat pig. I must go purge everything I've eaten now.

I didn't know these former East-european athletes have become some kind of celebrity.On the other hand she can't help it to had all those daily dose of testeron in her earlier years.

She looks great. She doesn't look too skinny, because she has great muscle tone, unlike Nicole Richie. i'm so jealous of her washboard abs. i'm gonna go do some crunches now.

She's dieted herself into Natalie Portman. She may even have lost a few inches of height once she ran out of pounds to drop.
And apparently anorexia attracts Tarzan, Lord of the Apes in addition to vultures. Dude, get a haircut.

what the hell is everyone talking about?? the jokes are funny, but they're not true. She is athletic, six pack, in shape, and definitely not anorexic or bulimic. She's too healthy. She is flat as a board tho

She's not fat, but she is a bit too skinny. she needs to eat, and I don't mean like a parakeet.

But as for her boyfriend: get a haircut, you're starting to look like a girl.

Look. I am all about sarcasm and a good laugh. But when you make jokes about someone who clearly has an eating disorder and is unhealthily thin, you are sending the wrong message to a VERY IMPRESSIONABLE audience who also checks out this website. And if they don't get the joke...well, maybe you can figure out what happens.

Sometimes it's okay to leave people in your sarcastic dust, so to speak. But this is NOT the way to do it. Be a little more intelligent.

Thanks.

someone please feed the girl!

this is exactly whats fucking wrong with american pop culture nowadays, i never really wanted to believe that all of america was guetting fat but i guess theres no other way to look at it. Just because american actresses and pornstars are fat as hell, and maybe you enjoy that, doesn't mean people around the world should be that way as well. i mean look, do you see ribs on her? no, not in one picture, and just because she doesn't have triple fucking D sized cups doesn't make her ugly, you guys are so fucking SHALLOW

are you retarded? Kiera Knightley is way too skinny! she is one of my favorite actresses but i can see straight through her skin to her bones! i wish i had her body... it's better than mine! and lets not even get me started on her breasts... come on give the girl a rest! you people are stupid!!!!and her boyfriend is not that bad....

You people are such inconsiderate jerks, does it occur to you poeple that some people are natually like this, just as some people are naturally over weight. ARE YOU JEALOUS OR SOMETHING... that there are people who can eat any thing they want and not gain weight no matter what? I actually am skinner then her, and i am far from anorexic... i constantly am eatting, but my metabolism is way to fast... does that give you any right to make fun of me? i have been mad fun of my whole life with people calling me anorexic and it made my life a living hell. you people make me sick. There are so many people out there who are over weight and depressed because people make fun of them, this is the same thing just the other way around. people are such HYPOCRITS!

Umm people she isn’t fat or obese. She’s perfectly skinny if not a little to skinny. What do you want her to be? Bones?

Are you an anorexic stick?

She has more of a six pack than I will ever have. Why do people have to bash people?

She is so far from fat I don't know what the hell you are looking at.

And you know what? Seeing someone fairly NORMAL in the movies is good.

Get over yourself.

You're just a jerk.

you know what..... I want to talk to the idiot that wrote this about Kiera Knightley. God first the world is complaining shes too skinny and anorexic looking..... then you all are saying shes fat..... NEWS FLASH TO WHO EVER WROTE THIS..... stop spending your life obsessing over the weight of celebrities and look in the damn mirror. Isn't there something you yourself should be working on. Kiera loses weight to please morons like yourself(who ever wrote this) and then she puts it on to yet again please you..... god..... she is beautiful just look at her..... I would die to be her and look the way she does.... so quit with the judging and start looking at your own reality because in the end.... your opinion doesn't matter to the entire world.... if its a negative one.

wow the people who write this junk are discusting, first of all just cuz u see her abs, doesnt mean shes too skinny, and second of all paparazzi are sick and pathetic, always in someones business. People are to obsessed with others and its sickening. Why don't you mind your own business and just stay out? Who ever has time to write such trash about they way someone looks, which she looks quite gorgeous anyway, is rediculous. I bet 90% of the people who write the garbage have no lives or do not like who they are so they just write absolute crap about nothing. I couldn't even care less about this. As soon as I read this I wanted to beat the shit out of the person who wrote this. As an American, some Americans deserve to die and have serious mental issues. I love America, but this is a sick world we live in. Why can't people leave others alone?

is this a f-ing joke? i get sarcasm but a paragraph all sarcastic or??? clearly shes not fat. wtf LAME

what the hell. you guys are crazy for leaving 152 comments on this picture. seriously.

Keira just sued a British newspaper becaused they associated her name with anorexia. I mean... how could they do that?

You guys seriously think she's too fat?!?! I think she's too skinny!! Eat something, Keira!!!!!