Ugh.

DAMN she is HAWT!!!!

SECOND!!!!!

I think those are Maverick's, they do share the same underwear drawer you know.

cause he loves the cock!

I gotta get me sum of 'dat

Looks like the top of the stockings to me, although I'm no expert. My wife only gets close to me with NO stockings on (or underpants for that matter - yum!)
;^)

geez didn't she have a baby like five seconds ago? give the girl a break!

Look at the toes and Cankles. Them's underparnts

OK - I'm an ass now because the "NOTE" section wasn't posted while I was typing up my remark.
( * )
Still me be hose though. Only she & Tom know for sure.

Yet, TCLTC!!

That is SO much more embarassing than Brit's saggy, shorn beaver. Poor Katie. Married to a world-renowned, closeted fag AND jiggly thighs-I don't know which is worse.

I don't know this chic's kinda hot I guess I'd hit it iiiiiif:

I didn't start thinking about that huge canker she gets on the side of her lip, or that she has a cold dead look in her eyes, or that one side of her face is melting and she talks out of only one side of her mouth.

Clear crazy Cruise wasn't at this event with her. Look at the size of those heels she has on. Tommy boy would never let her been seen next to him in heels like that haha! Silly short man.

That's NOT her underwear. They are control top panty hose. It's still un-sexy, but it aint underwear. Control top panty hose are tighter and reinforced in that area. I thank them from shielding me from her vagine.

They are not panty hose. They are a product that goes by the strange name "Spanx". And they are akin to a sausage casing, causing the wearer to appear inches smaller than real-size. I bought some post-second-baby and they are worthwhile torture.

ANOTHER BEUATIFUL WOMAN...

Asshole you have no penis.

Spanx!!

#12, how is that control top pantyhose? her legs are bare.

If they were pantyhose you could see them on her feet. Her toes look bare to me.

They are exactly what #13 said.

Definitely Spanx! That's a good observation about her wearing heels and Tommy boy not being there. He most definitely has Short Man Syndrome!

News flash: Celebrities only look *that* good in their clothes BECAUSE they're wearing body shapers, underwires, double-sided tape and, in some cases, industrial-strength Spandex UNDER their clothes.

Not only that, but they wear lots of MAKEUP and they COLOR THEIR HAIR!!!

Sorry to burst the bubble, y'all.

How sexy

If this is what Katie wears, I would like to see what Donald has on under his suit ... something soft, silky to the touch, and made of reinforced Kevlar. If he sleeps in the nude, I'm going with microwavable Saran Wrap.

On the other hand, no I wouldn't.

They're "body shapers", what granny used to call a girdle. Not sure why 20-ish Katie Holmes needs to wear one, but whatever. Apparently, lots of celebrities do. It's better than seeing Britney's bajingo again. Other than the unmentionable showing, I think Katie Cruise looks pretty good. Nice gams.

It's not underwear or pantyhose. It's Spanx. Spanx.com. Every woman knows about them and they are necessary to keep your silhouette smooth without wearing nasty pantyhose. Without pantyhose. You would rank on her if she had panty lines. You would rank on her if she had no underware. What's a girl to do. Good lord. Big deal. It's just spanx.

It's some kind of new contraption for her strap-on that reams Tom with.

Tom Cruise Loves the Cankles

Tom Cruise Loves the Cold Sore

And, he is also known to hold the cock in high regard.

Is she going to get to speak with the aliens too?

Wow she looks so much like Elizabeth taylor.

haha! Katie wears a GIRDLE! Just like gramma.

she's definately wearing hose. look how white her legs are compared to her chest and arms.

she's a humorless twit, and were it not for the fact that she would be nobody if she weren't mrs. tom cruise, their marriage would have ended already. but she's a "good girl," knows her yessir like the back of his hand.

but she looks really nice. whatever she did to her face, it was clearly high-end work. it's impossible to tell what has been changed, only that she looks better than before.

#23, don't you have a site called redundant.com?

I used to think she was hot on Dawson's Creek until I noticed only half her mouth went up when she smiled.

That isn't body shaping underwear.

She just had a sex change surgery and that's just the bandage to keep her new goodies a "secret" from the paparrazo. Duh.

Ok so she hasn't lost all of her baby weight yet. Tom keeps her tied up in the basement most of the day so she doesn't have a chance to exercise.

She's cranking the dress up with that apparatus over her shoulder ala Brit trying to catch a real man instead of Tom Cruise. I hear K-Fed's available. Oh wait.

"Wow she looks so much like Elizabeth taylor."

Are you out of your fucking mind?

She's cranking the dress up with that apparatus over her shoulder ala Brit trying to catch a real man instead of Tom Cruise. I hear K-Fed's available. Oh wait.

On a slightly different note.......

Donald "Duck" Trump has been meeting with Martha "BigHouse" Stewart to negotiate peace terms with Rosie "Gorilla" O'Donnell.

"What's that on your head"? Said Martha "BigHouse" Stewart to Donald "Duck" Trump.

As a transsexual pre-op for many years Donna.. I mean, Donald "Duck" Trump simply snarled in a "manly" way before erupting into a hissy fit!

Whoa! said "BigHouse" it's not my fault your wig, made from donkey ball fur looks idiotic!

The talks broke down.

On a slightly different note...

Donald "Duck" Trump has been meeting with Martha "BigHouse" Stewart to negotiate peace terms with Rosie "Gorilla" O'Donnell.

"What's that on your head"? Said Martha "BigHouse" Stewart to Donald "Duck" Trump.

As a transsexual pre-op for many years Donna.. I mean, Donald "Duck" Trump simply snarled in a "manly" way before erupting into a hissy fit!

Whoa! said "BigHouse" it's not my fault your wig, made from donkey ball fur looks idiotic!

The talks broke down.

wow, scienceguy. i see that joke was so dumb you needed to post it twice.

I'd rather see Katie's spanx than her beaver like the rest of those hollywood sluts

That wasn't very funny? And Trump is way cooler than Rosie and Stewart. Rosie is a loser! She started the whole thing by unprovokingly running her stupid mouth. The lady has no common sense at all.

Get with the program people !
Girdles are the new black !

she looks OK here but I can't help but think shyt she married that damn weird Thetan guy who sucked any independent thought from her mind probably with his mouth through her nostrils, there is something too weird and creepy about him (and now by association her - poor cow)

she looks OK here but I can't help but think shyt she married that damn weird Thetan guy who sucked any independent thought from her mind probably with his mouth through her nostrils, there is something too weird and creepy about him (and now by association her - poor cow)

you probably should just stare at the squished cigarette on the pavement instead.

Hey, it's better than the Grand Canyon shots Brittney and HoHan have been giving us.

I once read a book in the 80s "The Fundamentals of Scientology" published in 1964 by L Ron Hubbard himself. I wish everyone would read this, or something like it, and get a real idea of how vicious, irrational, and ultimately destructive this cult-religion truly is. Is she brainwashed? Is that Suri-baby a cult baby? No way her Catholic father approved of this. Every time I see her, I think something is monumentally wrong. Never mind her underwear, what's behind that mask?

I have a pair of those... it hurts to breathe when you wear them. Ugh.

I thought they were Scientologist...not Mormon.

They all do it. Spray tan, Spanx, hair extensions, botox in their armpits so they won't sweat. They have to in order to maintain the illusion of perfection.

Here's an article on it...http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16596064/

@48....is there really a difference.

that's right Utah, I went there, come get me!

She's wearing what alot of celebs wear...plus she just had a baby. It's not sexy, but we aren't supposed to know about it...shhhh...I don't know why celebs have such a hard time getting out of cars without flashing something at us every time...

BarbadoSlim--Whoever you are, I love you. Your comments never fail to
Crack.
Me.
Up.

Plus, I agree with you. If you read about both cults you'll see that they are very similar.

Uhh, who has had a baby and DOESN'T wear Spanx?!?!

I get Spanx on my bottom.

OH come on!!! No ragging on Katie. At least we don't have to see her cootch like we did with Ms. Spears!

Hah, is there a celebrity alive that knows how to get out of a freaking car without flashing the world?

Who cares if she wears body-shaping underwear?!?! She looks great, especially considering she has had to endure having sex with Jesus...err...Tom Cruise.

Truvy: Well, these thighs haven't gone out of the house without lycra on them sice I was 14.
Clairee: You were brought up right.

Katie apparently was brought up right.

@58
Haha, great movie quote!

@50
Same undies, same glazed and crazed look about the eyes, same need to rule and control the entire universe and be gods...no, I don't see any differences.

well you've gotta do something when you have the flattest ass in hollywood

Joseph Smith and L Ron Hubbard were both PSYCHOOOOOOOOS

The Shadowy Story Behind Scientology's Tax-Exempt Status

http://www.lermanet.com/scientologynews/nytimes/nyt-irs-030997.htm

Katie is probably where the same girdle that Tom wore at their wedding.

Everyone keeps commenting about Katie's new look. Her face definitely has changed, but it is subtle.

The girl got a nose job and, I suspect, botox and other stuff.

That's "wearing," not "where." Forgot the spell-check.

Can you imagine what she's going to get from
Scientology master at home for making other men horny and willig and he can not even watch hidden behind the courtains...

#29. Yes. And you must have fatcunt.com

f*ck off! spanx are worn by many of us, and frankly, she looks fantastic. and cankles? what? please, those are NOT cankles. She is stunning and you are stupid.

We ladies have to have our little shifts and cheats--it's hard to look good! She should've been more conscientious about keeping her skirt down, but, hey, accidents happen. I like her, except for marrying Tom I-Have-the-Worst-Case-of-Shortfuckeritis-in-Recorded-History Cruise. He's a creeeepy Lilliputian.

Nothing new.
Lots of women wear them.

70!

Spanks. Great. But does Katie Holmes do anything usefull anymore? Because it'll be super embarrassing when her SAG membership expires. Then she'll be nothing more than Tom Cruises brood mare. Oh wait...

If you're going to wear a slippery, silky little dress like that, your choice is no underwear, panty lines with the dress grabbing and bunching, or what she's got on - Spanx. After the stomach-turning views Britney gave us, I congratulate her for wearing something under the dress. In fact, I thank her!

72 -- I guess she could have opted for an On Gossamer thong. She's too skinny to need body-shaping underwear. However, I wholeheartedly agree -- I'd much rather catch a glimpse of Katie's Spanx than have my eyeballs assaulted by Britney's snatch.

I feel sorry for her. She was an insecure Hollywood 26-yr-old when Cruise took over her brain. She was mystified by him. Women do this sometimes. It's pathetic and sad, but damn.. The most I can do is hope she'll grow up in time to rescue her poor child.

I think it's hard for any actress to get out of a car when the paparazzi are probably laying on the sidewalk taking up-skirt pics.

She just had a baby and probably still has a bit of a stomach. She wanted to look nice in her dress so she wore a girdle (or Spanx). So what?? At least she has some class and actually WEARS panties.

#19 had it right; they all do it. She just got "caught" wearing hers.

I'm surprised Tom let her out of the house long enough to sport the body shaping underwear.

Those carbon straps you can see,those are "thigh-cuffs".Possibly Tom Cruise put them there.He knows how the paparazzi loves a shot.Maybe he learned this at his science classes.

(77)Those science classes they follow strict 16th century Spanish Inquisition indoctrines.That explains everything.

What you all do not know is that these are not underwear at all.

Tom likes for her to wear this. It is a strap-on dildo so she can fuck him in his self-satisfied closet homosexual know it all ass.

This kind of strap-on dildo gives a better thrust action because it is worn over the hips and goes down to the thighs. It is one of Tom's favs.

She might as well be a man...I'm a chic but if I had a dick I wouldn't even take my dick out to piss near her.

I can't wait until her new fragrance comes out: UNATTRACTIVE by JC Penny. I hear it smells hyancinth blossoms, testosterone proteins and digested placenta. MMMMMMM...

Um...did Tom say it's okay for her to get out of her box?

"Don't and keep your eyesight"? I hate to get all neo-feminist, but seriously? Do you hate women? Did mommy abandon you, Mr. Superficial? Or are you just the most closeted fag this side of the Baptist church? Because you're ugly indeed.

Big deal about the girdle. Lots of women wear them. But don't pretend those aren't cankles. You just don't have a very good view because she's getting out of the car.

And I don't feel bad for her anymore. I used to, but she has willingly gotten herself tangled up in this terrible mess and now she's brainwashed and tied forever to this crazy because of their "kid". And I wonder if it is in fact not Chris Klein's.

What's wrong with spanx?

She's doing us a favor by wearing it.

Dont you people know anything? They are Spanx and the woman who invented them is laughing all the way to the bank. If you've ever watched the red carpet show before the Oscars or any other award show, you'll occasionally catch someone admitting to wearing them. They are great under jeans too. NOthing wrong with keeping the jelly under control...They even make Spanx pants, where there is a "built in" control panel. They are so warm and comfy...

86--No, never heard of them. Never had to.

scienceguy... i'm sorry...what?

What's the big deal with Katie Holmes? She's average looking with an average body, and is an average actress. Somewhat boring.

What's disturbing about this is why anyone cares what she's wearing under anything. She's always been homely as can be, a two-dimensional actress whose only claim to fame was getting pregnant by Tom Cruise and sadly falling into his shadow (which is actually quite shorter than her). Who cares about any other Dawson's Creek star? Yeah of course she did movies, but her name didn't explode until she started shacking up wih Cruise, because let's face it, she's ordinary. So if she wants to wear plastic wrap around her post-natal body, go for it, I just don't know why paparazzi cares. Leave Cloak-And-Dagger alone, she's just a sidekick.

jesus, at least she WEARS underpants....

celeb crotch shots are getting old.

Two things.

1) Ask mme if I care.

2) At least she *is* wearing them.

when did Britt Spears give a cunt shot.

Katie Cruise is doing fine. She's better than ever and has a beautiful knew baby to show for it.

Compared to the Britney Spears upskirt pics, these ones are beautiful. Just think about what's under those granny panties and praise Jeebus she had the sense to wear some. We could all be looking at saggy maternity cooch right now.

I also have just had a baby, and the doctor and nurses actually tell you to wear those underwear so that the muscles in your belly go back together.. give her a break

Mother puss bucket...

Yeah, the Spanx. Not glamorous, for sure. Definitely less sexy than the old-fashioned Scarlett O'Hara-type corset.

But even movie stars have stuff that jiggles around and needs to be contained. Underneath those designer gowns that adorn celebrities at various awards shows is an amazing array of cantilevered underwear to keep each breast and butt cheek from moving independently. And the ubiquitous duct tape, of course.

Too bad Katie's Spanx made it into the photo. How embarrassing. She looks really gorgeous. I wonder if her hairstylist managed to find a way to camouflage that Scientology plug-in on the back of her neck?

Give her a break, for crying out lound, she looks lovely! And BTW, those are PANTY LINE AVOIDANCE underwear.

Spanx are amazing. They slim you down regardless if you are skinny or fat when attending an event.

I heard screams on my head: HOT LEGS!!

I wonder what science has to do with this.

These people need to learn how to exit cars properly. But at least she's not throwing her legs all akimbo. I guess that counts for something.

WTF! Has she no shame? Flashing a girdle?

Are you people serious she just had a baby. That is one of the last places to l ose weight i should know i used to be a gym rat. Regardless of whether not she had a baby here are the same people who call regular people anorexic including katie and then affirm their "womanly curves". What cankles are there she is exiting a car thinking a. be careful w/o ripping dress in heel, b try to not come out of shoe ( it looks unsteady), and not get blinded by light flashes. Last point stop trying to justify celebs beauty if they had so m any "Secret" fourmulas america ferra would not look so gross ( i think monique the comedienne is pretty) We all do things to get ready for a night out leave the girl alone you ar enot who you love

"I love Katie Holmes!!!!!"

*jumping up and down on couch like a madman*

She just had a baby- give her a break. She looks fabulous.... and you have to keep in mind, her hubby wouldn't let her get married to him until she "lost her baby weight"... so I'm guessing wearing those types of things aren't her idea.

Really, guys, let's get a girls perspective here:

1. She gave up her body to have his child.
2. She JUST had the kid.
3. Who gives a crap what she wears?!
4. If he can't love her for more than just her body then he wasn't worth it in the first place.

Quit nit-picking! Atleast she's not wearing sweats!