Jan 26 2007Kathy Griffin wants attention

she makes me extra limp

what a total spaz.

Didn't the whole "obnoxious yelling comedian" thing go out in 1989?

Did she get a nose job? Not that I find her attractive, but I just remember her being as even less attractive.

oh...and see how easy it was...make a comment about the story..and move on....none of that "first" shit that so many of you MFers do, grow up

Never heard of her is she a famous American transexual?

She has NOT aged well. I pray that a video camera was somewhere near her so that this behavior can be written off as part of an opening to a show she's doing somewhere.

Otherwise, I'd just have to say to her "Attention Everyone! Look At Me!"

She's the typical covetous ......comedian.

hehehehehe she ruined her ex-hubby, financially.

and there wasn't one sharpshooter in the vicinity?

Kathy Griffin - Queen of the Gay. She should be banned from TV and locked up in abu ghraib. My Church has cured over 100 people of the Gay.

I find Kathy Griffin mildly amusing, so I hope it was a joke of some kind. The bar for "celebrity" dignity has been set pretty fucking low by Paris, Screech, Lohan, Anna Nicole, Danny Bonaduce, etc., so this isn't even really in the top 20 most embarrassing celebrity incidents. She's gonna have to try a lot harder than leaning out of a limo and screaming at people. Mel Gibson does that shit every day.

I think I'm coming down with a touch of the Gay. What does one take for that? A little 'Tussin?

Stop hatin' on Kathy. She's a Friend of Stern! I'd choose her over skanky Paris Hilton et al any day.

But she is butt ugly.

#1: Isn't your comment in #4 kind of like saying "By the way, everyone, I was first".

To Post #9

You sound like one ignorant bitch. Does your church have cure for ignorance for brain washed freaks like yourself.

Hey, Griffmills, I got something for you.

This first step in curing the Gay is admitting that you are infected and want help. Please visit http://www.ha-fs.org/ for more information.

#14 You are REPORTED!

she makes my penis weep... and not in a good way.

I think she can be pretty funny. She's always making fun of herself and is really honest about everything.
I'd expect her to do something like this because she's poking fun of herself being a B or C list celeb.
She isn't pretty but she's not trying to be hot.

#17, someone should report you for being a complete dumbass.

#17 I can cure you sharp tongue with one phone call to Homeland Security.

#12- Her being a friend of Stern cuts her down an extra notch. Thanks for pointing that out.

Maybe this was Kathy's first limo ride.

Hey Edna, drop dead.

I love Kathy. I really do. But, doesn't she have a cock?

#1 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wedge, when you say 'hasn't aged well', do you mean from birth or conception? Either way, I agree...

Ummmm.....Edna.....Umm, Kathy Griffin is not gay.

And um......"The Gay"? I mean, i did not think people actually said that outside of joking. Are you being serious? THE GAY???
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

You are so retarded!

And really? Homeland Security? Really? Stop wasting everyones time you stupid bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This woman is like a fart in an elevator. You can recoil, rock back on your heels and hope for the balm of death, but she still lingers on.

She reminds me of that gay guy in Old School.

I have heard that "The Gays" are very helpful at parties when you get one of those quizzes to predict who will win the Oscars.

Oh, and I've heard that the gays also like to dance, which would of course explain why their name is a synonym with Happy.

I've actually heard that many men who have seen Kathy Griffith naked join the ranks of "The Gays" as well.

I have heard that "The Gays" are very helpful at parties when you get one of those quizzes to predict who will win the Oscars.

Oh, and I've heard that the gays also like to dance, which would of course explain why their name is a synonym with Happy.

I've actually heard that many men who have seen Kathy Griffith naked join the ranks of "The Gays" as well.

#13 No
#15 Thank you, what is it?

Jerry Seinfeld is the DEVIL!

Edna is gay.

it was really sad seeing her on her show "the D-list" --- she really IS a D-list "celeb", and it was painfully obvious she craves attention. She was a controlling bossy bitch to her spineless husband too. Poor schmuck.

#17 - Too bad text doesn't cover the sing-song method we loved to use in 2nd grade when we yelled "you're reported!" I still say that (and of course, no one has any idea what I'm talking about).

Her life on the D-list isn't going to get any better after this. I think she is actually on the Z-list now.

I'd have shit-faced drunk sex with her. Then I'd take money out of her ATM without her knowing.

Look at me! I'm riding in a big car like real life celebrities and prom goers! And I'm Kathy Griffin! I know... weird isn't it?!

A great big bag of fuck you. Do you want it?

#41 JR must be proud of his whore-mother,
must make a great impression at PTA meetings

Who the fuck is Jr? Man, you're new. And incapable of coming up with a zinger response.

And I do make a great impression at PTA meetings..............especially on the men.

#27- agreed. Edna, The Gay? you make it sound like it's some cult or group that requires recruiters or something. Go ahead and "cure" "The Gay," you're just pushing them back in the closet.

She's incredibly annoying. Her next role should be as the transsexual roommate for the Surreal World.

Margaret Cho (who's even lower on the celebrity list than KG) used to have a bit in her stand up act about her barely-English-speaking Korean mother talking about MC's friend - "Ishn't he...da gaaaaay?"

As for KG, I'm betting she was filming. And say what you want about her, her house is fucking awesome. She's laughing all the way to the bank.

Nice to see Edna's conceited, narrow minded, and hatful comments back on the Fish!!

I'll just bet that Homeland Security has changed their telephone number because of you. Or they will have you arrested for all of the false reports you keep filing.

Go back to sleep, Ms. Pringle. The matrix has you ... follow the White Rabbit.

Ah, it's not really that bad cuz she freely admits to being an attention whore and doesn't try to fake that she craves attention, like Oprah or Jolie do. Nobody really cares about her. She knows that nobody cares about her. So she makes jokes out of it cuz she really desperately does want people to care about her. She masks her pain through humour (well, assuming you find her remotely funny). But she's alright, a little annoying, but other completely irrelevant.

9. I simply wanted to share that my experiences as a member of the Cockoholics retreat held at your beautiful Church of Proctology and The Gay, in Kabul, was the best time I have ever had! From the marathon "gay immersion therapy" with 20 well-hung brothers, to the "masochistic self-gratification" workshops, ... all first rate!

26. HAHAAAAAAHAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAHAAAAA! Even more mindless shit, but I'll bet I convinced at least one of you to smile. Admit it! You couldn't resist a confident "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!". I knew it!

#43 duuuh...screen-name JRZ Mommy?? Duh
F U Whorebag

Kathy is definitely filming for her TV show. She's OK in small doses. A D-Lister and proud of it.

#51. Isn't it read "Jersey Mommy"? That's how i've always read it.

Two duhs from the mongoloid!

We're obviously dealing with a regular fucking Eistein here.

F U? Now thems are fightin' words.

You are correct, #53. the new asshat is a little cocky insinuating that I don't know my own name.

god. why? always on a friday they end up here. every fucking friday.

I hope there is a set, rusty bear trap in your future, griff.

I wondered who she was, but all the comments are boring.

Now I don't care.

#54 "now thems are fightin words"? Comic genius LOL :-)

I didn't know that "the Gay" was something you could be cured of....

That Edna is a genius. Thanks to her, I really DO learn something new everyday!

edna's annoying
whats with the fighting in the comments section.... its weird... anyhooch

i love kathy, only she would do something that retarted and be perfectly ok with it.

#55 - really, it's supposed to be Jersey Mommy, not JR's Mommy?! Huh, I actually read it as JR's Mommy. In some strange and insignificant way, I actually do feel both surprised and enlightened now. Weird. Anyways, that's my random comment. I'm just bored at work. Please everyone, resume this conversation about "The Gays", it's actually kind of amusing (and I'm sure someone can come up with some better insult for Edna's bizarre comments. Right now I'm enjoying #31/32 the most).

Wouls anyone like to purchase my troll? He's gay as the East Village and in need of love. Feed him humor and he'll happily regurgitate homoerotic fantasies. C'mon... $3 to the first bidder.

Junior is my gay Puerto Rican hairdresser who drives a bouncy car with fuzzy dice and a chain steering wheel.

#55 I've actually been on this board a lot longer than you so FU, Jersey Whore...typical big mouth New Jersey broad,
FU....

FU? hee.

nice try.

Griffmills, honey. What is your damage?

....CK
There, I helped you.

C'mon Griffmills... you started funny, what's the beef? Kumbayah motherfucker.

Griffmills tells people to grow up when they wander around saying FU........

c'mon.

I think griffmills needs a hug. C'mon everyone group hug for griffmills. Obviously it get;s no love at home and lashes out at random ppl online. But there is someone out there who loves you griffmills....his name....is Jesus. So whenever you feel like typing those hurtfull stinger like "F U" just stop and think........What would Jesus do?

Jesus would kick Griffmills in the ass with his sandals, that's what JC would do!

#70 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

imagine being her shrink

I just think it's strange that she admitted on TV that she had multiple plastic surgeries, but she looks exactly the same. She has always talked in a loud monotone, and I thought, "News Radio was obviously the high point of her career..." only to find out that it wasn't even HER on News Radio. It did sound like an SNL skit, only someone should have snapped a photo of the bypassers' reactions, which probably entailed scratching their heads and looking confused, wondering who the hell she is, or saying, "Hey the '90s called, they want the News Radio cast back...oh wait...nevermind..."

100% of this board's RichPorts agree: Edna isn't worth spit, and only pops in when we're running low on stuff to crack on.

You'll never get $3 for the troll, Rich. He's already taking it up the ass sideways for $1.49 with the coupon, so why would anyone give you twice that?

Close # 5 ... the person in the limo was a transexual Kathy Griffin impersonator, going home from a drag show with a Cher, Barbara Streisand, and Liza Minelli impersonator in tow.

Wait, is no one going to say it? As much as it makes my penis into a stack of dimes, think I'm going to have to take one for the team here...

I'd hit that.

"Oh, why does everyone think I am the homogay? Why, why why? *I think I know why.* Why, why...?"

-- Mango

She's heinous.

she and dustin diamond would make the perfect couple.

Hey #9,Why the hell do you care about "the gay"? Is it any of your concern if some dude takes it up the ass? If it is you better keep an eye on your husband. Your fat wretched puss-filled vagina might make him catch that awful "disease"

That human bullhorn needs to shut up. When you have to resort to begging for attention to be noticed, that is beyond sad. Yes, she would be the perfect match for Screech.

I don't care what other people think of her.

She's my favorite female stand-up comedian.

And I love Life on the D-List.

Gah, this bitch is fugly. Totally not funny, either. I love how Larry King gave her a verbal bitchslap when she was on his show and he brought up footage of her talking shit about him in one of her acts...and then he talked mad shit about her divorce and the reasons behind it just to piss her off.

Hollywood is like high school and Kathy Griffin is the one ugly bitch who thinks she's hip enough to talk shit about the popular kids and then kiss their asses whenever they get in her face about it.

Was she begging for attention, or was she making an ironic metacommentary on pseudocelebrities who are always begging for attention? (She was begging for attention.)

I thought it was Felicity Huffman from "Transamerica" in that picture.

#35 Edna doesnt deserve The Gay. The Clap maybe... but not The Gay.

#25--Yes she does, she keeps it in a jar in her freezer so crazed fans don't try to sell it on eBay. Or some shit like that.

Well i'm critical of Paris "skezzer" hilton, and lindsay Lowlife has ta go, but Griffen- i own a porn video on demand site and i've seen lots of hotties- I'd PAY TO BANG GRIFFEN- SHE IS A TRUE HOTTIE- YA JUST HAVE TO KNOW WHAT TO LOOK AT.

58. It's not. The Church's cure for the Gay didn't work, though I went back for several more extended stays witht the brothers before they caught on!

74. Don't blame Edna for filling the void. You don't bring much in the way of humor, but then you are clearly either lobotomized, or from West Virginia. And honestly, that's funny!

Oh, and dude looks like a lady, ... I'd hit it!

*with*, too much semen blurs the vision. True story.

I think Kathy Griffin is really funny. In a world where most celebrities take their little selves waaaaay too seriously, it's kind of nice to hear one admit, "Okay, I'm a D-lister and a total dork."

And she doesn't seem to be trying to be hot. She looks like she's doing the best with what she has, which is pretty much what the rest of us are doing who don't have the $$$ for personal trainers, shoppers, chefs, makeup artists, hair stylists, etc.

I will admit that when she wears too much makeup, she does tend to look like a tranny.

Just when I thought she couldn't sink any lower... she does.

Um...who the (*&^ is Kathy Griffin?

How long do you think it will take her "people" to deny that

a) she did it and it was, in fact, an impersonator? or,
b) that it was for a role? or,
c) it was a dare?

Oh wait... I don't care...

Fug.

It might be time for night creme.

Is this a dude?

MY EYES...I'M BLIND....I JUST LOOKED INTO THE FACE OF DEATH......OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!

wow, that's funny...lol, people probably stared at her like she's a bag lady

she has a 4 million dollar house! does anyone that posted a comment here have a more expensive house....? i didnt think so, so you all can kiss her very rich rear end!

she has a 4 million dollar house! does anyone that posted a comment here have a more expensive house....? i didnt think so, so you all can kiss her very rich rear end!

i think she's hilarious.

These articals are really spurious and sound like whoever wrote it has no life other than to fuck the fun out of these people. Kathy Griffin is a true woman offered fame. She loves it, but still loves an average life. It's fantastic how she can be herself all the time.

I don't think kathy griffin is a likable human being. In fact, I think she is downright disgusting, not just her outer appearance, but how she "speaks her mind." She is a disgrace to all talented comedians, she is not funny, well at least not to people who enjoy good comedy. She sucks, she is an attention whore, and frankly, she needs to get laid one of these years. Though I wouldn't want to know who in their sane mind would do it.