Jan 8 2007Kate Moss is incredibly gross

If at any point in your life you thought it'd be a good idea to see Kate Moss topless you were wrong. My God, were you wrong. Click the blurred shots for the uncensored NSFW versions, but I should warn you her nipples look like they were transplanted off a goat. And I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure she has leprosy. Take a look at the pictures after the jump and try to explain what's going on. I had three computers working on it but they all exploded before they came up with an answer.

More of Kate Moss walking around topless in Thailand after the jump, including shots of her rear that defy medical explanation.


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Hopefully she and Pete will leave civilization forever.

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dang sexy!!!

Michael Jackson would love these pictures...

I guess this explains her choice of men...nobody else can bear to look at her naked. Sad that this is what constitutes a "supermodel".

Tubular nipples? Huh, that's pretty rare. Still, she wouldn't be the first...distended stomach? Probably a hernia; anorexics get them a lot...

I could justify it all until I saw the ass. What is going on there? Stretch marks don't go in completely straight lines across a curve; they follow the shape of the fatty tissue. I've never seen them that deep, either.

Seriously, WHAT IS GOING ON?

She made 15 million on that body last year? *gasp*

I just grabbed some hottie's ass (and taco) with the intention that she turn around and kick me right in the balls... and she obliged... that's my punishment for ever thinking about fucking this mis-shapen trogoldyte.

I suspect that Photoshop may be afoot here...surely nobody's body can be that bad...let alone a supermodel! I'm not nearly as thin as I would like to be but not in a million years could my body look 1/1000th as bad! I still stand by my firmly held belief that supermodels do NOT have nice bodies...and this is what happens when you pour that amount of drugs and Pete Doherty on them!

It's not surprising that this piece of eurotrash scumbag is "hot," the fashion industry is run by self hating faggots and faghags and THIS androgynous perversion of a human "female" is what they like.

Can someone please tell her teats that it's not polite to point?

@5 .... I think those are her "tracks" ... she must shoot her dope into her flat ass.

Oh. My. God. I didn't know nipples could do that first of all. It's like they are trying to escape.

Nextly, that is old-lady butt wrinkles. My grannie got them. She never had cellulite, but when she got older (she was always very skinny), the way your legs strech and age, creates the same type of deep wrinkle like old men get on their necks.

Jesus crist, honey, put down the coke and drink some omega 3's!!!

And lastly, I don't know what to say about the tummy, but I'm pretty sure that's distended.

I shit & piss myself in fear, vomited in disgust, and now I'm crying because of the mental damage. The tears are mixed with blood, as it goes without saying, I tore my eyeballs out. So now I'm all dehydrated. Thanks, assholes!

Oh my that burns really... ow, man, shee whiz... thud

Wow, those are like lil smokies growing from her chest. :&

@12 .... Just wondering .... How often do you see your grannie's naked ass ?

@16 that does bring up some titillating yet disturbing questions

She has had a kid, remember? Those are in fact stretch marks, I have a few that look just like them. It makes me feel good though to see that celebrities have stretch marks too! (Even coked out nasty ones! lol)

Please tell me she's not knocked up, just distended from not eating/overuse of drugs...ugh.

there are actually no nude or topless beaches in thailand because the predominantly buddhist (and muslim as you travel further south) citizens find it extremely offensive... as if kate moss' unfortunate body was not offensive enough on its own.

@16 & 17 - yes, I have seen almost all family members' butts. We are from a hot region of the country where we swim quite often and therefore, butts - as the one in the photos above, are seen by all - stretch marks, old wrinkles, and cellulite flab, or unshaven legs. I have seen it all and more. And really, I have to say I have now seen the most disturbing nipples known to nature.

Oh - and thanks for your concern. I can see how that original comment would raise a red flag.

Damn, there goes my breakfast... urp

i kind of want to die.

HeeHee! And i thought my stretch marks were bad!

Kate has given me the overwhelming urge to nipple cripple someone now...

that's not a DISTENDED ABDOMEN!! that's what your stomach looks like if you are thin, don't ever work out, and are on vacation drinking mai thai's and eating whatever you want. as for her wrinkles, i've gotten the same thing sitting on beach chairs in the same position for too long.
the only thing strange on her body is how goddamn low her tits are on her torso. her nipples are like 7'' from her underarms, and they've been that way since she was 16. must be genetic.
are the tattoos of sparrows? X

She has birthed a child, bozos. Try it some time.

Kate ain't a stunner, yet I'd hate to see Beyonce's lard-thighs and bottomless booty after pushing out a tot or two. Bleccccch. And on that point, Beyonce's "To the left" or whatever such nonsensical "song" I still hear on the radio isn't fit for insertion into a steaming, worm-infested pile o' donkey dung

Eeesh.

Those aren't nipples. They're self destruct buttons meant to be pushed upon seeing her naked.

mmmm......Mike & Ike's

Lincoln Logs!

I was under the impression that she and Pete were expecting a child together, but after reading the comments I'm beginning to wonder. Does anyone know?

If you're trying to keep a new years resolution to lose weight, tape this up over the mirrors/fridge/wherever....

I hope that when I grow up, my stomach hangs out farther than my little freak tits.
That combined with ass wrinkles the size of the grand canyon, and the face of a hammerhead shark. Then I'll just become a piece of shit drug addict, hook up with the world's biggest douche, and make millions of dollars for doing nothing.

I only WISH my tummy looked like that - distended or not! I'm a size 2 and after 2 babies in 2 years it's not too pretty. As for the butt, again I WISH mine looked like that - grand canyon marks or not! Now for the nipples... I will pass! Even after having nursed 2 babies mine do not look like that. They are just wrong.

#7 LOL i must admit i screamed when i saw the penises she has for nipples.

@21 - I have also been in the position to see my mother, grandmother etc in swimsuits, however ,I didn't make the effort to study their asses or lack of grooming. That's just gross ... seek help.

That's not even her best picture. I found a better one from the same day, just click the link............

So now I have to agree with #12.........

Wow, and she is supposed to be a model? That is disgusting.

I've never quite figured out why

Kate Moss ever became a model. Geezus christ! She's the most disgusting
looking woman alive. F*cked up teeth, cocaine addict.. i mean, did calvin klein
just pick her up off of homeless street corners? i'm pretty sure that's what
happened.

Death by Bronski *is* possible, folks, and not just the suffocating kind.

@40...calvin klein is a weirdo pervert that's why.

He also designs nice suits, I wear them on those rare occasions when I actually do any work.

Holy Crap - where do we start here:
boobettes, straight out of the itty-bitty-titty committee.

nips, like pencil erasers. Or Mike & Ike's. Or self destruct buttons. Or any of the other fine ideas mentioned above.

belly - is she a preggo now? Sure is looking like it. When you have her $$$, your belly should never stick out farther than your cans. Fix one or the other.

ass - it's not the canyons of the crescent moon that bother me as much as the sand looking stuff on the cheek itself. At least I hope that it's sand. Fish could be correct in that it's leprosy.

Conclusion: nothing appealing here, so can she really be called a supermodel anymore? I mean, at least Rebecca Romijn still has a one or two good qualities left.

Lastly, plz welcome to the blog Britney Spears, posting under an alias in #35.

Seems that when I was takling to Kate the other day she *boink* ouch - she was saying how she *boink* ow! dammit - how she gets a kick out of poking guys *boink boink* shit! my eye! Quit it already ya bitch!

Damn.. she is ugly!

The thing is: she looks completely gross now, but when she was between 18-25 she looked incredible. That's why she's a s-model.

she's always had huge nipples like that.
I just didn't know she had stretch marks on her rear. Most people get that when they are growing. A friend of mine has told me she has them on her rear slightly and she's bone skinny. Her tummy is fine , really really fine considering she has a child. She just looks like she needs to tone up a bit.

42 & 43: Ehh, Calvin Klein is OK. :P

How many years did it take for her nipples to go from totally inverted and barely existing to Eberhardt Faber no. 2 eraser-tip length?
From having no nipples at all to sporting those fucking glasscutters can mean only surgery or witchcraft.

Ancient Aztec Indians used to use her nipples to kill tigers.

Ditto @26, add to that the street urchin slouch. As far as the nipples, it's from every fag in the fashion industry sucking on them from the time she was 14. "Milking the cash cow," it's called. She loves the Babyshambles freak coz she's one too.

#40...I totally agree. There's never been a day where I thought she was attractive. Ugly all over the place! If I didn't know already and she came up to me and told me she make millions as a supermodel, I would have laughed. I don't get it.

Guess the "powers that be" are now editing posts ...

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#40...

Apparently, the story I heard was that designers were getting sick of the "Supermodels and their super bitchy salaries and demands"

Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington were REALLY expensive and Calvin Klein decided to stick it to them by finding some unknowns that looked TOTALLY diffferent than they did and given them huge campaigns. I think Kate Moss's first big campaign was the Marky Mark underwear billboards.

Jokes on Calvin though, she ended up becoming as expensive as the other girls and much much crazier it seems.

OMG!! look at those bullets!

#53 - yeah me too. I woulda laughed and gave her a dollar just for her to go away. No wait, maybe just a penny.

#55 - wow really. hahahahha. that's hella funny. that explains A WHOLE LOT!!

those aren't stretch marks. pete doherty wanted to say he "did lines of coke off a model's ass" but he snorted so hard he vacuumed the skin up.

Damn, apparently having children REALLY fucks up your body....reason #2,532 for me to NEVER, EVER have a crotch dropping. Repulsive. And those nipples are just appalling. Like someone else already posted, they look like Lil' Smokies, pencil erasers, or Mike & Ikes. With all that money she really has no excuse to have a body that bad. I'm not even a supermodel and even I look better than that, which is sad. She's really hit the wall since popping out that brat, and hooking up with nasty hot mess Pete...oh well, that's how it goes when all you have is looks. She had to know that she couldn't get by on them forever...looks fade, too bad that's all she had and is now useless. Life's a bitch :)

Yuck. That's all I can say.

Why would anyone be surprised by this? Kate Moss was always the ugliest of all the supermodels. She's one of those women that only gay guys would find attractive... because she looks like a skinny boy

But I guess when you are constantly surrounded by a throng of fashion designers and journalists who are always telling you how beautiful and perfect you are, you start to believe them after a while. Hence her having a body that gross and going to a topless beach.

Bleh... She looks like she's got some sort of ingrown nipple rungs clamped around her nips. Either way they are gross. She's always been a fug disaster and a stupid slag as well.

actually, for a mother of two children she looks OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

(sorry, started to type before the images had completely loaded)

This explains Pete Doherty's drug use....

Is she a fembot in disguise? I mean come on! Even Austin Powers would run from that shag!

#64 & 65
LOL!! And I don't exactly know why. Just struck me funny the right way.

20 years of nursing and I have NEVER seen anything like those nipples (I use the term loosely)nor the long scar type lines on her buttocks. They are not even in the gluteal folds. Stretch marks from children are on the stomach, not mid gluteus maximus (unless one gains a humongous amount of weight - as she did not). I have been so creeped out that I have been looking over my shoulder as I ran errands this afternoon, making sure nothing "odd" was coming close to me. Like I said, I've been a nurse for 20 years and it would take a nightmare to creep me out and that is what she is - a nightmare. FURTHERMORE - how gross is Pete Doherty that he gets off to that? And REMEMBER Johnny Depp has been there too!!! Johnny Depp may have to go to Damage Control for his rep if many people recall the connection between him and her. Pete is beyond help, has been self-medicating to hit that.

Are nipples supposed to look like malignant tumors?

@dirt chicken, I didn't "study" them - they were just there in your face - when you are kid, it's not like you are studying butts - you just innocently notice things. And by the way, all *adults* check butts out - it's natural.

Anything is ok, as long as it doesn't involve THOSE FREAKY ASSED NIPPLES!

Italian Stallion - Thank you for you link to the other shot of Miss Moss. That's what I was talking about. Skinny Old Lady Ass. That's what she has! That and Turgid Nipple Syndrome.

Ya know what I don't think those are stretch marks. I think like her skin is so baggy from her being such an anorexic crack whore that they are just deep wrinkles, kinda like that pic of Nicole Richie's stomach while she was running on the beach.

In any case...How is that "THING" considered super model material, why would anyone wanna model after her?

Alright, I think I have an explanation for all this madness.

For one, it's obvious with her butt that she's one of those "cutters" and that those things on her ass aren't stretch marks, but scars from a razor blade. Ulch. Grossness.

The stomach, oh god, lets get the rumour mill flowing. I think she's pregnant with the demon seed of Pete Doherty. Double Grossness with a side of herion.

Nipples, my god, if they aren't photoshopped then her plastic surgery nightmare makes Tara Reid look like a picnic. *vomits*

Thats all I got to say about that.

Sorry my lovelys, that's not a distended belly. Take it from the skinny bitch in the corner over here. It's just the natural shape of the stomach. Woman's got to have a place to put her intestines. The only way to achieve a flat stomach is a) shitloads of exercise to tighten the muscles b) airbrushing or c) sucking it in.

If I get to 40 having had a child, I hope I look as good as her. And if you disagree, fair enough, but considering how awful Britney looks at 25...

Why do I want ju ju bees all of a sudden?

Well, the bathing suit (bottom) is not flattering. It's cutting across the widest part of her hips and makes her ass look that much worse. The grooves on her ass are a little unsettling, but as far as the shape, I've seen worse.

As for the boobies - well, we all knew she had none, so not too surprising to see them looking less than majestic.

She has a squint as well. Look, her only child is now about 5, that combined with the fact that shes a billionaire should equal lots of surgery to fix her manky self. Her stomach looks like she's just eaten a lot... but you can see her ribs hanging out! WTF? thats what all that clean living does for you... why does she insist on goin topless? disgusting, no one deserves to see that.

Stretchmarks tend to go white, not develop into deep, black gorges. I hate this mess, she's always in magazines here 'kate wears amazing clothes!, kate back with drug addict! kate still famous for no reason despite being middle aged and underqualified for being a supermodel!'

At least it makes me think im hot after seeing these photos :)

WHY DID I CLICK THAT PICTURE
WHY GOD WHY
[shudder] Her freak-nips will be haunting the back of my mind for WEEKS! According to #68, they even defy medical explanation!

But thanks SuperFish ...now I have a confidence boost! :D

looks like my dogs nipples.....

Those pictures are so photoshopped, it's too obvious.

Go criticize your own Britney Spears, Kate is a Goddess compared to that trailer trash.

Her nips are odd, i must agree.

As for the ribs/belly discrepancy, it's bloating from poor digestion. I have digestive problems and I get the same 'distended' look after eating even a little biscuit. That, and her stomach muscles are gonna be weaker after a babby.

Pre childbirth she had a pretty good body though. Before her boobs started to look like used teabags with erased stuck in:

http://www.modelsblog.info/content/2006/06/kate_moss_nude008.jpg

I would.

British chick = Whore.

it was a little gross, and beyonddd unnatural.

LMAO LMAO at #13

#81....if I'm not very much mistaken, wasn't USA responsible for lohan, paris hilton, tara reid et al...?

OMG, stand back! You'll poke your eye out, kid!!

Does no one watch MTV...SHE'S PREGNANT, it's been known for a while now.

Though that definatly does not explain the freak nipples and butt canyons.

I'd hit it.

Christ! There should be a telethon for her affliction! For real, does pregnancy do that to one's nipples or is it Doherty's fault?

HER NIPPLES HAVE ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE THAT, HOW COME NO ONE HAS NOTICED UNTIL NOW? INFACT THERE IS A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE.COM WHERE SHE IS DOING A PHOTO SHOOT TOPLESS AND KEEP SAYING HER NIPPLES ARE TOO BIG. THE STRETCH MARKS ON HER ASS ARE FROM PUBERTY AND ARE AIRBRUSHED OUT DURING PHOTOS.

COLE007 you are hilarious!!!! I thought the same thing about grandma butts

A model's job is to make clothes look fashionable, Kate does it well. She's not attractive, or a good person, but she's a good model.

i fucking like kate moss and pete doherty. in my opinion they're both sexy and talented as fuck and we musn't forget people hiding out on boats with long range lenses took these photos of them with their loved ones on a private beach at an exclusive resort they were able to afford because THAT IS just how many people who happen to agree with me.
disagree all you want on appearance but she's such a private girl you've got no idea if she's a good person or not. so shut up already and go back to hating on people who make you look good.

oh, and you all make me sick with these suggestions of how she should use her money to "fix herself". that's fucking awful. how shallow of you all! last week you all rag on her about her small engagement ring, well at least she accepted the ring her lover could afford and didn't buy some 5 carat diamond herself cause she wanted to show off. everything she's got she deserves, she did on her own since she was 14. approved of or dissaproved, she never put her shit on anyone else. name one other fucking person who fell that hard and came back up stronger than ever? a model? hah. you'll never see her on some fucking reality show selling herself out. shooting sizemore. breaking bonaduce. uggh. she's smart and cool as hell which is why she's come so far and has many friends no enemies. obviously she's got self esteem cause she isn't tearing herself up at high costs just to get back to some distorted remnant of her lost youth. same goes with pete. junkie or not he's intelligent, accepted to Oxford. so blah blah you all. you're so hard on everyone except fucking jessica alba. i know you all don't look that good so what do you do when you look in the mirror?
she is the worlds top supermodel and hasn't an ounce of the vanity all you possess.

X

except for the first 338 words, i agree with everything #92 said

fuck. i fucking meant [fucking comma] i fucking agree with fucking everything fucking #92 fucking said [fucking period]

TUNE IN TOKYO BITCHES!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA - #93 your funny.

#92 - You said "everything she's got she deserves" - NO ONE DESERVES THOSE NIPPLES! They're hideous...

How did things go so horribly wrong? I think I whacked off to this a few days ago.

http://www.apekop.be/foto/kate-moss-nude.jpg

Why Kate? Why?

Ewwww! If I had those nipples and horrible ass I were sniffing line after line too... *pokes her eyes*

That's babies for you. She was quoted (post Lila's birth) as saying "breastfeeding gives you nipples like fighter pilot's thumbs".

According to the UK press, she's paranoid about how she looks now and is always checking herself out, so whilst #92 is right about her not courting publicity about her private life, she's a model, she's gonna be vain. And she's going grey too.

Regardless, I think she mings these days and needs a day of airbrushing for every job. She hasn't aged well. And it makes me feel smug to think it, because I'm sour and mean like that.

Rememeber people she is paid for her face, the way clothes drape on her, and her selling name. she isn't being paid for having a sexy tall body like Gisele and other models are. She was never paid for having a sexy tall body ever.

good point, as beside-the-points go. the point is, her nipples are freakishly pointy, and her butt cheeklettes look like somebody dragged something pointy across them repeatedly. it's pointless to bring up her exact source of income, as pointing and laughing is the goal of the post (goooooooooool gol gol gol!).

She's pregnant with her second, and those are stretch marks that have imploded from losing weight. After her first, I suppose.

I'd say for a thirtysomething mum (with a coke habit) she looks pretty good.

This discussion has got me wondering -- has she ever dated anyone the public has heard of before dating Pete Doherty?

I'm not talking about "shacked up for a week or two" or "getting together to share drugs". I'm honestly trying to remember if she was ever with anyone else where it lasted longer than one of Doherty's court appearances.

Why? Because most so-called supermodels are sought after as girlfriends for rockers, rappers and actors, but I can't remember anybody we might know of who wanted Kate before Pete Doherty.

Anybody have a better memory?

nidge: how's Johnny Depp for ya?

FIRST!! #104 CHECK OUT #68

i thought pretty much everybody knew that she was pregnant too....but yeah those strech marks...i have some straight stretch marks like those from my kid so nothing looks out of the ordinary here to me

I bet she could inject heroin with those things.


Barf.

why the hell would she be so proud to show off those 3 inch nipples of hers!?!? are those even nipples??? how are her future kids going to feel knowing that they might not have any eyes when they reach the age of 3? ive heard of breast reductions...but nipple reductions might need to be invented...

for gods sake everyone...
the marks on her arse are clearly indentations from sitting on something...
have you never done this?
i sure have.. ur skin gets marked from something as simple as sitting on a towel... i swear, to have such a go at someone over a few marks.. its insanity!
and as for her nips... i know guys that love that sort of thing! beauty's in the eye of the beholder...
there's no need to slate someone so badly!!

I did not click the blurry bits, and after reading the comments, and I am profoundly thankful.

Kate, you lose at life.

- Lua

Why should all nipples be alike any more than all male members should be the same size and appearance?

Some men like 'em long like Kate's; some probably like them inverted and everything in between. I've known a number of small-breasted women who had amazing nipples; perhaps it's just nature's way of evening things out.

Why should all nipples be alike any more than all male members should be the same size and appearance?

Some men like 'em long like Kate's; some probably like them inverted and everything in between. I've known a number of small-breasted women who had amazing nipples; perhaps it's just nature's way of evening things out.

yes, and she's hanging out with pete now so she's got crazy germs

i think she looks fine

So dangerous B00BS

Jealous people need to eff off.

1. She's just had a kid in this picture

2. The marks on her ass are a very minor form of stretch mark, which will disappear after a while.

3. No matter what you say, she still has a better body than you.

emmmm wakala xD

I have a body just like hers. BUT, I wear a skirt to cover the lines on my ass. I also put falsies in my padded bathing suit top. with a little help, I don't look so bad. the 3 kids sucking on my tits did them in. They were b's, now they are concave with gross pointed nipples.
I think babies do this to a woman. If I wieghed more, I would not look as bad, but I can't gain the wieght.
My son is 23 months old and has an incurable illness. the stress made me have the shits every day. He is always in the hospital, he is on a feeding tube.
I try not to judge. we have not walked in her shoes.
But she should put a shawl around her ass like I do and stuff her bra.

I have a body just like hers. BUT, I wear a skirt to cover the lines on my ass. I also put falsies in my padded bathing suit top. with a little help, I don't look so bad. the 3 kids sucking on my tits did them in. They were b's, now they are concave with gross pointed nipples.
I think babies do this to a woman. If I wieghed more, I would not look as bad, but I can't gain the wieght.
My son is 23 months old and has an incurable illness. the stress made me have the shits every day. He is always in the hospital, he is on a feeding tube.
I try not to judge. we have not walked in her shoes.
But she should put a shawl around her ass like I do and stuff her bra.

I have a body just like hers. BUT, I wear a skirt to cover the lines on my ass. I also put falsies in my padded bathing suit top. with a little help, I don't look so bad. the 3 kids sucking on my tits did them in. They were b's, now they are concave with gross pointed nipples.
I think babies do this to a woman. If I wieghed more, I would not look as bad, but I can't gain the wieght.
My son is 23 months old and has an incurable illness. the stress made me have the shits every day. He is always in the hospital, he is on a feeding tube.
I try not to judge. we have not walked in her shoes.
But she should put a shawl around her ass like I do and stuff her bra.

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