Jan 10 2007Joel Madden impresses Nicole Richie with his Karate Kid impression

I hate this bastard.

How come they left out the part where he drop kicks her in the face?

why is this ugly broad famous again? why do people care?

and yes, it IS sad that she is entertained by that dork's very original karate kid move.

LAME.

They are the strangest couple....

Third bitch!

P.S. This guy is a pussy. He's also a gaywad.

Oh, and Haroof: thanks for not typing, "First!" like so many other fucksticks do.

huh. i'll be damned. where'd the anorexia go? must have been a drug habit after all.

WAX OFF.

First Hilary, then this sack of bones. So he likes anorexic talentless bitches, we get it now.

i think it's lovley when two mildly retarded people get together.....it warms my cold little black heart.

NICE DOUBLE CHIN NICHOLE....YOU FATTY!!!!!

I think they are perfect for each other, keeps them away from normal people. But what is with the underboobage?

By the way, only fat guys keep their shirts on at the beach. Careful Nichole, you'll catch fat from him.....oh too late. Better throw up some more.

Where's a Tsumani when you need it? Also, am I the only one that thinks Nicole Richie looks like a pug? I find that insulting because I actually like pugs.

SO nice to see her looking healthy and HAPPY!

re: Pic #2 & #3

Underboob? Again? Every bikini girl on this site lately is flashing the underboob. Get swimsuits that fit already!

It makes me a little sad inside when i think back to buying this kid and his brother beer when they were still underage and hadnt come close to hitting it big...ahhh...old school memories of good old Waldork MD...

Nice to see a picture of Nicole thats doesn't repulse me on a deep and profound level.But who is the overly inked guy she is with? Never heard of him. Is he more or less of a sycophantic publicity whore than previous loser boyfriend DJam?

Good Charlotte sucks; Joel Madden is nothing but a poseur and he and his bandmates represent so much of what's wrong with music in general, and punk music in particular. He wants to act like he's hardcore but this douche is such a flaming gayass who prostitutes the memory of revolutionary punk bands from the 70s and 80s and turns their sound into a cliche. He and his bandmates also make the gigantic mistake of wearing makeup to look pretty and make themselves hearthrobs to teens and tweens rather than to be unique and interestingly freakish.

It's no wonder than kids these days wear cliche punk gear like a costume, and wear band Tshirts from groups they know nothing about. Good Charlotte (along with the sellout industry that promotes them) have helped a counterculture movement become just another mainstream genre.

What a fucking fag.

Oh and he's getting fat, too.

his dad left him on xmas eve hahahaha.. loser.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Madden

Oh, c'mon who among us has not done a Karate Kid impersonation. I mean even as I clean my kitchen counters, I can't help it, wax on... wax off. ;-)

I was a bit confused.I thought i was looking at my 0,5 m strongforce-kitesail.Which was sadly shattered all in peaces by hurricane Wilma when i was kitsurfing then.

Kitesurfing,troll.

I like her better when she looked like a rack of lamb. I mean, fuck, she's gotta be at least 97 lbs in these shots... it's called Slim Fast, bitch. Give it a fucking try.

did she gain weight?

whats fucked is this guy could get so much hotter yet he chooses this squirly little ugly runt and before her it was horse face duff... he must be gay.

at least this couple is not freaky as marilyn manson and that barely legal chick from... oc was it? or one tree hill... rachel evan wood i think her name is, now thats just plain disturbing to see.

She said she was trying to gain weight and it looks like she did.
Good for her , finally.
I don't know enough about him to like or dislike him but I do know that his band sucks.

Look at the very last pic.

She is a lovely shade of amber and he looks like Frosty the Blowman.

I detest pale, white skin, esp. exposed when at the beach, and esp. when inked to within an inch of its ugly life.

But anyway nice try Nicole.

She has a lot of leisure time to flounce around in ill fitting bikinis and bug glasses (thankfully not shown.) How does she sustain herself financially? Does she get a kickback from the tabloids for these photos? Syndication checks from Simple Life? Her Dad? Sponsorship from www.proana.com? She doesn't work; I don't get it.

She is growing larger. Will she soon be back to her pre-anorexic weight?

I dislike Nelly Furtado.

Underboob is having the best week ever.

Guess who's the Local Hero at da beach...

Thanks mum and dad.For making me interested in Sports.Even when i didn't want to go in my very early years.

At least Nicole doesn't look like she's living in Somalia or Ethiopia anymore. Could she possibly have overcome the anorexia?

So what have either of these douches done lately to deserve to be photographed? At least Jessica Simpson filmed a Pizza Hut commercial, for Christ's sake.

And what's up with all of these celebs on the beaches recently? This is like the 6th post for this type of stuff in the last week. Do celebs only go onto the beaches in the winter? Where the hell is this beach where you get big friggin' lounge chairs with your rockpiles?

Thanks to #19, as I was about to ask who in the FUCK is Joel Madden?!? So...Good Charlotte, ok, never heard them, but have heard OF them....and um...why does everyone else in the world get to wear bikinis and shit. I'm in the Pacific Northwest and I'm freezing my ASS off!!!
Yeah ok, I'm just jealous.

Joel Madden is a pansy-assed child molester. He was going out with Hillary Duff when she was like, 16, and he was 24 or something. OH, wait, I forgot, she was a "viiiirgin". So he just stuck it in her ass, I'm sure. (Anal doesn't count, right?)

On a side note, although clearly Nicole must be smoking something to date a flamer like him, but she looks fantastic! Seriously, I don't even see any ribs. She actually....looks....healthy!

I blame this putz, and this putz alone, for the demise of KROQ.

@33 Jenna- ha!

Finally, funny comments and not a tr___ in sight. Paradise!

Oh and on a side note- To convince yourself that TCLTC, watch the Last Samarai.

You may resume...

Looks like Hilary Duff is PISSED
that Joel Madden is dating Nicole Richie. RARRR! Bitch-fight! Woop woop!

Looks like Hilary Duff is PISSED
that Joel Madden is dating Nicole Richie. RARRR! Bitch-fight! Woop woop!

jeez...leave the poor girl alone...she looks healthy and happy.

P.S. Her boyfriend is a FUG.

Wow. That's fucking charming. I feel like I'm watching an episode of Laguna Beach, only with uglier castmembers.

THANK GOD THIS BITCH FINALLY ATE AND DIGESTED A FUCKING TACO.

her body looks better despite the double chin. but i can't imagine why she's dating this fag. i've got bunions that are harder than his "punk".

Fucking Tsunami's, never around when you neeed one...

#40...

You said there is no troll but you must've passed over #15 mztry. Reading her perky shiny happy postings every day is like nails scraping on Nicole's ribcage. I mean, I'm all for human compassion, but not on The Superficial.

@19
Punk music has always been, and always will be, supremely gay. So he hasn't really hurt it at all.

P.S. Nicole is on methadone, that's why she's getting fat again.

three cheers for methadone.

Methadone makes you fat? Shit. Guess it's back to heroin for me. Again.

*cue oriental gong sound*

I teach you the way of the warrior, Madden-san:

Chlamydia ON, Chlamydia OFF...Chlamydia OFF... OFF OFF...oops no come off.

me so solly!!!

*GONG*

She looks so much better now! I'm happy to see that she's been eating. I was afraid (well, I suppose afraid isn't the word... more like, I had 10 bucks on it...) that she was going to die before she figured out that eating is necessary to live.

Who???

I really hate this Madden guy.

Out in the open like that and not ONE sniper around. What a waste.

At least the sight of her doesn't make me gag involuntarily anymore.

Wait. Is that the actual Karate Kid ROCK? No way...no FREAKIN way.

Nicole Richie has gained weight!
She actually resembles someone who is...is...HOT.

I'd fuck Nicole Richie on the beach, if you catch my meaning.

He's a douche, she's a cunt. I wish they had both drowned...and, Mr Fish, saying that Nicole was entertained by playing with a ball of yarn for seven hours is deeply insulting to the intelligence of newbie cats. No need to lump kittens in with her boney ass.

I don't know if anyone pointed this out already and im not reading 62 posts to find out but he has got to be a pedophile I mean first hilary duff then nicole ritchie who has the body of a 12 year old..?

Is it just me or does the tramp stamp on her lower back look off center. I get that she's sitting sideways, but it doesn't look centered over her ass crack. I'm just sayin.

it's not the tat. she's from california, so every so often you can feel a faint vibration and the crack shifts a little bit.

I wish Mr. Miyagi would kick them both in the nuts.

#48 - That's exactly what I said. Try a little harder next time.

I think they look great together.

no you said "Tsumani" which is slang for a Thai tranny

It's funny how no one noticed that it looks like Nicole Richie gained some weight. Good for her!

Apparently even though he's now with Nicole, he keeps calling Hilary (who refuses to take his calls). Nicole must know, since it's been all over the press, but is still with him - great self esteem there, Nic.

#70 time for that cataract checkup

#70 - have you read ANY of the posts above yours? I see about 8 that said something related to "she's not anorexic looking anymore", "she's put on some weight", etc.

#66 - well said!

My GOD!

Did you see Nicole's belly in that first, side view, picture?

DAMN!

That girls needs to lose some weight!

I think Nicole's body is looking beautiful, personally. Much, much better. Some of you are being far too critical of her appearance - is every human being meant to be of perfect weight and shape otherwise they're abnormal? Stop fucking nitpicking!

nicole needs to stop eating again

i'd stay underweight if knew normal weight would give me a horrendous double chin

she looks like she's finally put some weight...although from the back her head still looks freakishly large.

and whats with joel madden? why does his neck go straight from his chin to his shoudler area? where's the chin/jaw defition? sick.

yeah she actually looks healthier here. good for her. too bad joel still looks like shit.

she only has a double chin in the picture where she is lying down because she is pointing her head towards her chest. anyone who did the same move would generate a double chin. you don't see it anywhere else when she's holding her head up.

Lmfao. I didn't think they were actually dating.

You can't see her ribs anymore but twenty bucks says sex with her would still sound like a windchime.

She looks a lot better now that she's added on a few pounds. Too bad she's with this random loser.

Are there actually only seven guys in LA for the starlettes to date? Why the hell would you date Joel Madden? Is he hot? No. Is he rich? No. I can only assume that this is one of Nicole's coke withdrawal symptoms.

I'd totally nail her. But then I'd make excuses about needing time alone to figure myself out. She'd be hurt, but she'd respect my honesty and wish we'd met at a different time.

My god, he's so pasty he's practically glowing.

What an ugly couple those two make. Ick!

LMAO @ 11
I'm so sick of hearing about her, am I the only one who has noticed that this bitch looks like Planet of the Apes?

I like Nicole. Anorexic, overweight, she's still the same bitch from the simple life who's better and funnier than Paris Dilton.

Joel, however, can choke on a cock for all I care.

"Wax on, wax off? Isn't that how it goes?"

How much did you pay this guy dear Nicole?

Despite all,his stylist failed.Though i don't blame his stylist.

This is this kiddie what were always around when you were at highschool,desperately.

Let's hope that they don't decide to breed, and if they do, that they and their offspring are confined to a trailer park for the rest of their lives.

Both of them have shitty taste in tatoos. Yuk!

FUCK YOU ALL!!!

Joel Madden is fucking hot and their music is very good !! I don't get it that you guys don't like him. I'm glad Nicole and Joel are happy together. What's wrong whit the double chin ? Some people ( Joel inclusive) are sexy with a doucle chin. JOEL IS SO FUCKING HOT !! GOOD CHARLOTTE ROCKS!! You Suck ! Bastards ! What's wrong whit the sexiest man on the world ? You all don't know what that means huh : sexy ?

JOEL I LOVE YOU !!

I JUST WANNA LIVE , whit you

i mean with you *

she doesn't seem too impressed in that 3rd picture..

Why dont u ppl get a life and stop ragging on Joel because of the ppl he goes out with. He is happy, and it shouldnt matter who he goes out with as long as it makes him happy. Dont get me wrong I dont like Nicole Richie, but its not my decision whether he should go out with her or not. And by the way ppl who say Joel is a poser or crap about him and Hilary and how he is a child molester. Grow up! I bet he can sing better than any of you ppl who say that!

to the person who wrote # 20(combustion8)

-Okay if ur laughing about that, that is just wrong. Im sure if something like that ever happened to u wouldnt want ppl to laugh. that is just wrong!-

what a douche bag....i can't believe she's amused by that1

#99 Your my friend :)

Joel is so sexy :)<3

I'm afraid that Joel is a little bit too much impressed by Nicole, ..

Who laughes that his father left him ?

pff .. How can everyone love Nicole =S
That piece of crap ...

[ Sorry for my English, i'm belgian .. ]

X

i dont think that any one of you should be talkin shit on people you have probably never met or ever will meet. what they do with their lives is their own business and you shitsmears have no place in judging people you dont even know... it looks to me like SOME people have no lives to complain about so they bitch about other peoples lives who clearly look happy and dont make fun of your sorry asses... just a thought.... maybe you should try to find some things to occupy your own sorry lives rather than being fags.. Have a nice day

-Lethal

Hey i think Joel Madden had been georgeous since the first cd came out and personally i dont like country but i would never put any of them down cause they are doing there own thing and no music is bad because to someone it might sound awesome. To me all good charlotte songs are good i have all their cds including the new one and i could listen to all of their songs without disliking one.

Nicole Richie sucks . .But Hilary Duff is worse and more annoying . .come on shes like what almost 20 and still acts like shes 10 grow up a little!!!

totally agree with you... glad to know someone one this thing has a head. :]

on*... hahaaa

I agree with 98 and 99.

Ok, lets just say to all of the haters out there on Joel Madded? Whats wrong with you? I mean, he is so cute, but first of all, why is he dating this bag of bones. I hate anyone who dates people I like. But hillary Duff? That was bad enough, but now Nicole? What a waste of timE!

what is WRONG with you people? nicole is still really skinny, but not freakishly skinny! she's perfect! don't get me wrong, i don't like her that much, but don't go around messing with her appearence! i'm sure if you looked down you'd have a double chin, too! and joel is perfect as well! he's not fat at all, and if you bothered to do any research about his past, you'd see that he's had a pretty rough life!

they look fine.. infact, they look like great couples!

man, i used to think Joel was okay but then Nicole, come on there are so many other better tramps than that dumb bitch, my goodness. he can do better. I also think they posed some of those shots for the camera.(no offense to the camera person)

Doesn't that piss anyone off that nasty, deathly skinny whores always have a man but pretty nice girls with actual figures have no guy around. what's up with that?