January 26, 2007
Joel Madden and Shifty Shellshock fight
Who knows how old this video is, but it's of Good Charlotte's Joel Madden and Crazy Town's Shifty Shellshock fighting each other. And I have no idea who Shifty Shellshock is but that's gotta be the worst name ever. Usually when you pick your own nickname you go with something cool, like Juggernaut. You don't pick something that makes you sound like a dipshit. He might as well call himself Sissy McLoser.
Previous Entries
» Lindsay Lohan keeps body parts in her freezer» Katie Holmes wears bodyshaping underwear
» Tyra Banks talks about being fat
» Paris Hilton gets more exposed
» Jennifer Garner is irresponsible
Comments
1. Posted by AmberDextrose on January 26, 2007 7:53 AM
I thought the trolls were bringing this place down, but now I see it's just going downhill generally.
2. Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 26, 2007 7:54 AM
When d-listers attack!
3. Posted by AmberDextrose on January 26, 2007 7:54 AM
In fact, I think I'll start a new trend and troll myself.
I didn't say that. Yes I did.
4. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 26, 2007 7:55 AM
GIRL FIGHT !!! get a room homos!
5. Posted by AmberDextrose on January 26, 2007 7:56 AM
That bitch better stop using my name to log in. I'm gonna bring that sista down.
6. Posted by combustion8 on January 26, 2007 7:56 AM
battle of the shitty bands.
7. Posted by AmberDextrose on January 26, 2007 7:59 AM
Golly but that fight reminds me of the two 'girls' fighting in Airplane. You know, the ones with the pigtails, scrapping in the sleazy bar?
8. Posted by tits_on_snack on January 26, 2007 8:03 AM
What a bunch of girls.
9. Posted by 86 on January 26, 2007 8:05 AM
I wish my name was Shifty Shellshock.
2, 6 ........ LOL!!
10. Posted by Fred Facker on January 26, 2007 8:13 AM
Crazytown? I thought all the members of that band killed themselves when they realized what horrible people they were for releasing a song like "Butterfly" upon the world.
11. Posted by jrzmommy on January 26, 2007 8:18 AM
Again, my Indifference Meter is peaking.
12. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 26, 2007 8:18 AM
It's amazing how all their bras and panties just went flying everywhere.
13. Posted by Azazel on January 26, 2007 8:18 AM
I think one of them got kicked in the vagina.
14. Posted by bedbugsandballyhoo on January 26, 2007 8:23 AM
Those pussy punk posers need to go home to mama. I think Disney created those 2 bands from former Mouseketeers (?) because they thought they would tap into the punk rock genre. They are Mickey Mouse bands.
15. Posted by black sunshine on January 26, 2007 8:26 AM
i'm sorry, was that a fight? where was the fight . . . i was looking to see a fight in this video . . . all i saw was some girl-slapping . . .
16. Posted by magickal on January 26, 2007 8:37 AM
booooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnng!
NEXT!!! Isn't anyone anorexic or drunk today? C'mon, 'Fish - this shit is lame! Not only that, but I bet if I look on tmz it was already posted like 48 hours ago. You suck!
17. Posted by RichPort on January 26, 2007 8:40 AM
I have to admit, Libraesque looks like she's been working out in that video, but damnYELL looks a little pale...
18. Posted by jrzmommy on January 26, 2007 8:42 AM
16--yeah! no Nicole Kidman car crash?
19. Posted by misanthrope on January 26, 2007 8:44 AM
Who are these people?
20. Posted by Dick Vagina on January 26, 2007 9:07 AM
You know you're the world's biggest pussy when a guy WITH A BLEACHED FAUX HAWK starts calling you a fag.
"You knocked off my trucker hat? Where I'm from, them's a-fightin' moves!"
21. Posted by Chemicakitty on January 26, 2007 9:08 AM
shitty shellshock, more like.
22. Posted by jesseeca on January 26, 2007 9:17 AM
the diseases competing for space on Paris' v-hole put up a better fight than these two losers.
actually, that's not so surprising afterall.
23. Posted by sourpatchbabe on January 26, 2007 9:28 AM
I read this twice and still came up with shitty shellshock.
24. Posted by dirt chicken on January 26, 2007 9:43 AM
Holy shit. He should change his name to Pussy McGirlypants. This serves as proof that a ton of tattoos doesn't make you tough. What a couple of bitches. I am certain that I could beat the shit out of BOTH those posers AND the dickhead in the gray shirt with the guido hair-don't simultaneosly. Fags.
25. Posted by fuctheworld on January 26, 2007 9:57 AM
UGH who gives a shit, why don't they just get it over with already and fuck eachother in the arse?
26. Posted by MrSemprini on January 26, 2007 10:31 AM
Cheap, wussie, girl fight. They might as well put on a bra and panties, that was so girlie. Oddly enough, I find that thought quite...OH NO, Help! I'm going Elton John!! AAAGHHH!
27. Posted by Me on January 26, 2007 10:41 AM
once..........my 3 year old sister hit me........... and it sort of hurt.....but i was like, whatever, you're 3. I am sure that she could kick both of these asshats' asses though.........and she's 3........and a girl.
28. Posted by whitegold on January 26, 2007 10:42 AM
That was friggin awesome haha!!! Joel Madden's a loser, so it's cool seeing him get knocked out like that. I like it when rich people (or in this case, quasi-wealthy kind of celebrities) who don't really deserve to be rich end up scrapping each other and looking stupid. Good times. And btw, does Crazy Town still exist as a band?
29. Posted by Vandra on January 26, 2007 10:55 AM
ahaha. they shoot over to dean may when they mention gay sex... fuggin hilarious.
30. Posted by heisthejuan on January 26, 2007 10:58 AM
I hope they were drunk, because the fighting was awful. How come when two douches like that go after each other some bigger douche has to come and break it up?
31. Posted by JaeMae on January 26, 2007 11:16 AM
This is quite possibly the gayest thing Ive seen all day.
32. Posted by Twotone75 on January 26, 2007 12:11 PM
Shifty's real name Seth Brooks Binzer, what a gangster, I mean loser.
33. Posted by killyouripod on January 26, 2007 12:53 PM
He had to go with Shifty Shellshocked because Sissy McLoser was already taken by James Blunt, and Pussy McGirlypants is what John Mayer is touring under nowadays.
34. Posted by fame is funny on January 26, 2007 2:02 PM
Sigh. In the battle of the shitty bands, our ears always end up the losers...
35. Posted by pumpkinpye on January 26, 2007 9:17 PM
That is wicked hilarious. Shifty Shellshock who? Just kidding, CrazyTown is the shittiest. At Ozzfest in Toronto a few years ago they were heckeled for being shit. Anyways, I'm glad Madden kicked his pansy ass.
36. Posted by FecalPellets on January 26, 2007 11:58 PM
Liberace, Elton John & George Michael--in pink sequins and booby tassels--singing "Over The Rainbow"...still not as gay as these two sissies.
37. Posted by EliasAlucard on January 27, 2007 9:26 AM
lol faggots
38. Posted by Saera on January 27, 2007 10:16 AM
actually, according to wikipedia:
"Shifty Shellshock is the pseudonym for Seth Brooks Binzer."
39. Posted by RichPort on January 27, 2007 11:53 AM
17. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAHAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAA
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAHAA
HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAA!
RPLTC, with extraordinary enthusiasm!
40. Posted by The Asshole on January 28, 2007 9:41 PM
Two no talent faggots are beating each other... WE'RE ALL WINNERS!
41. Posted by Punkgal on January 28, 2007 10:29 PM
I was not aware that 2 men caressing was called fighting =P, how Ghey was that!!
What were they fighting about anyways.. all i can say is that i'll never have to watch Queer as Folk as thats all the male make out i can handle.
42. Posted by crazyotto on February 1, 2007 9:00 AM
they should keep thier sudo-punk bitch asses on the stage playing thier fagcore muzak.120 pound homos wind up being a greezy-ink stain in the mosh pit.NO TALENT POSERS!!!