Jan 2 2007Jessica Simpson and John Mayer get it on in public

All I want for New Year's are some new idjits to read about. Soooo tired of the same ol', same ol'.

so jessica simpson finally has a talented pussy (mayer)

Considering he CD and her last two movies have bombed I'm hoping that she'll fade away.

Then again Nichole Ritchie has no CD, no Movie, and no famous boyfriend but all the magazines are still printing stories on her skany ematiated, disease ridden ass.

Crap I'm gonna have to avoid anything Greastina related I just had to de-grease my keyboard.

sheeesh...

Crap I'm gonna have to avoid anything Greastina related I just had to de-grease my keyboard.

sheeesh...

I never really cared much for any of those people. I liked a few john mayer songs and a few christina songs..Jessica Simpson I've never liked. Someone should rob them for their money and digni-...well their money.

Little boys are yummy and that Jordy Bratman is kinda cute, in a boyish sorta way.

Wait, I thought he publically dumped her a while back?
Either way, it is a gross thought.

And Xtina still looks like a dirty whore.

LOSER! You aren't posting pictures you don't have and making STUPID excuses.

DUMB!

MMMMMMM... Aguilera is yummy. I'd spackle her face like Mexican day laborers renovating a house... or like Ass Ferret waking up his dad (shudder).

NO MORE TROLLS! NO MORE TROLLS!! Hip-Hip . . . HOORAY!!!

Me thinks you maybe mistaken there "wedgeone"
Where there is The Superficial, there will be trolls, always.

All righty then, since it seems the SF is all over the place with who we're writing about and whose pix are shown.....How about checking out the background blond girl in picture #3 of the series? She must have had Michael Jackson's surgeon, no doubt.

Sorry, but I'm still finding it impossible to masturbate with Christina's troll-like husband in these pics.

at least xtina doesn't make me physically ill, like britney. at least xtina is wearing a dress and not just a baggy shirt like brit-brit did for new years.

at least xtina is married to someone who seems to have a little bit of talent.

at least xtina doesn't have any c-section scars.

#2, Mr. Former President Ford, you are correct, sir. Jessica finally has a talented pussy.

#10 how about joining jrz in her new year's resolution?

Christina's brests confuse me....every time I see them they are a different size. Can't she just pick a pair of implants and stick with them?

Xtina is about five pounds away from Nicole "medical school skeletal model" Richie. :-( And no, thick pancake makeup and 25 layers of ho-bag red revlon lipstick don't count at the weigh-in.

xtina looks good... at least i'm protecting my eyes from fuglies of Simpson and Mayer... ewww~

www.burntcity.com

how bout I broke my resolution?

#7 You are the worst sort of douchebag troll. Man, I hope you get investigated and REPORTED! You are unfunny, perverse and fucking lame and on top of that- it is beyond fucking uncool to write things about kids. Look within yourself and shut the fuck up.

#7 You are the worst sort of douchebag troll. Man, I hope you get investigated and REPORTED! You are unfunny, perverse and fucking lame and on top of that- it is beyond fucking uncool to write things about kids. Look within yourself and shut the fuck up.

It bears repeating.

Wow! does she look fantastic, and her husband is hot! I'm glad she is out of that dirty phase she went through with the black hair and ho clothes.

too much to hope for, i guess...

"pretty baby" kind of ironic that your screen name is the same as the title of a movie about a 12 year old growing up in a whore house.........

"pretty baby" kind of ironic that your screen name is the same as the title of a movie about a 12 year old growing up in a whore house.........

#15 - hey 'anonymous', my resolution was to stop getting my dick sucked, but I broke that one already. Why don't you and Ass Ferret share a nice shit sandwich?

My eyes just got VD.

mischa barton's little sister goes wild at crabbie's

#16 I KNOW...it makes me think maybe they are real? but sometimes her tits just look too round and hard to be real.

@9 - Whaa....? Ease up on the double negatives and YELLING. Your karma bullshit is gonna bite you in the cooter.

Happy New Years Bitches! New Year, same old little pantywipes posting I see. Same old dykes trying to stir shit with a teaspoon.

for a few days, it was pretty nice here...sigh...welcome back, rich jrz biatcho...sigh...

Thanks Anonymous!! How are you? Did you have a great weekend?? I TOTALLY did!!!
Can't wait to hear all about it!! LOL!!
ROTFL!!! TCLTC!!!!!

I think John Mayer is a good choice for the job of Jessica Simpson-banger. He plays guitar, plays college girls, and talks about it whenever he is interviewed.

$20 on ass sex-talk making an appearence in a future interview.

aaawww biatcho, the first thing you do in the new year is mention me.....can't get me off your mind can you?
btw, you're embarrassing yourself by still referring to me as a dyke

maybe a little too much hate for john mayer, we thinks. he's just doing what any of the rest of us would do

www.carpemundus.com - waiting for the world to change

#25 & #26 Yes, God you are so right. I am a whore, so eh, who cares?? You however are attacking me cuz I am bitchin at a Pedophiling Troller. wTF? Do ya like that kind of thing? Huh, pretty sick.

How is it that C.A. ended up not being the slutty one? And why does that make me so perversely happy?

Wow, Jessica Simpson sure looks great.

"prettybaby".....interesting take on my post, dumbass.
Pretty Baby was the name they gave a 12 year old girl who grew up in a whore house. Which means no one is calling you a whore....and no one is attacking you for "bitchin" at a pedtroller (which I'm guessing in reality he isn't...just successful in getting a rise out of dumbasses)
SO, once again it's IRONIC that you've chosen a user name that is the same as a TWELVE YEAR OLD who grew up in a whore house........do....you...get....it....now????????

OMFG you really love that troll #40, and you sure ARE hung up on that movie with some 12year old, pervert, people go to jail for that shit.

Put the crack pipe down Slim, you're not making ANY sense

hehehehe nice

actually, at the risk of sounding like a drugged out zombie, i thought young brooke shields (prettybaby) was waaaaaaay cuter than older brooke shields turned out to be. somehow her face got thick and mannish, and those eyebrows went from exotic to foreboding, signaling perhaps a distressingly hirsuit taint. now where the fuck is that syringe???

HA!!
I KNEW you saw that movie.
Susan Sarandon was a hot mess in that movie........still is

Would someone kindly inform her that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE Marilyn Monroe?

Just love the pics of her hubby in his U2 t-shirt. ??? Didn't he get the memo that wifey was singing and it was New Year's Eve and she sings that cracker jack pop music? What a dipshit! Looks like Xtina told him to put his 'Nanook of the North' coat on to hide that shit. I would have sent his ass home if I were her.

The thing with Brooke is how amazing it is that she didn't turn out like one of the other freaks. Her mom (who's a straight out drunk) literally whored her at a very young age for Pretty Baby and Blue Lagoon , which was basically Cinemax soft porn.

#46 - No, Christina has talent. And aside from being a little on the skinny side, she looks totally fabulous and you know it.

It's refreshing to see Lesbianesque is still annoying most everyone on this site. I thought it was just its obsession with me since I called it out of the closet last week. On the contrary, it is quite disturbing how It cannot differentiate between hollywood fiction & reality. Something thinks Prettybaby is real and that she probably has a "crush" on it...

i find it strange that in an article about jessica there are photos of christina. i also find it strange that christina was kissing ryan seacrest at new years.

i find it strange that in an article about jessica there are photos of christina. i also find it strange that christina was kissing ryan seacrest at new years.

#7 LTC
#10 LTC
#11 LTC
#27 LTC
Little Snot Nosed Faggot troll.

Gerald Ford is ruling the humor mill today!

Must agree that the Marilyn Monroe look doesn't suit C.A.

i find it strange that in an article about jessica there are photos of christina. i also find it strange that christina was kissing ryan seacrest at new years.

i find it strange that in an article about jessica there are photos of christina. i also find it strange that christina was kissing ryan seacrest at new years.

Slim, for real. I wonder what kind of parents Dakota Fanning has....considering she's doing that rape movie......I see herion addiction in her future....well, maybe not....Linda Blair did the Exorcist AND a prison rape scene at 15 and she turned out fine!! Oh, no wait she was an alcoholic and drug addict for awhile
Never mind

Biatcho, you're back AND STILL talking about me, how sweet!
why don't you shut the fuck up and do yourself a favor, get a new mantra for 2007, you're boring

@40...I'm stuggling to see how irony applies here (Is that you, Alanis?). I am also struggling to see how you weren't making comparison to someone who did absolutely nothing to you a 12 year-old girl in a whorehouse as you claim you weren't.

Then again, I also struggle to see that you aren't a pus-infected cum bubble.

Silly me.

"no one" I can't help it if you're "STUggling" or if you're stupid and don't get it, or if you post under various usernames.

There's a big difference between a typo and not understanding irony.

I'm sorry that you're ugly and that you didn't get enough hugs as a little dyklet, but you really shouldn't pick fights with the nice, funny people who post here for kicks. All of them are a million times funnier, wittier, and definitely smarter than you. You'll need to look elsewhere for self-esteem, sweetie. Night night.

I guess your idea of nice, funny and for kicks is calling people "dyklet" and picking fights with people about a post that has nothing what-so-fucking-ever to do with you.....unless of course you're also posting under "prettybaby" although you sound too similar to biatcho, so maybe you're all three and should change your user name to "sybil"
douchebag

I guess your idea of nice, funny and for kicks is calling people "dyklet" and picking fights with people about a post that has nothing what-so-fucking-ever to do with you.....unless of course you're also posting under "prettybaby" although you sound too similar to biatcho, so maybe you're all three and should change your user name to "sybil"
douchebag

well I personally think Xtina looks FABULOUS !!!

UNLIKE ALL THE OTHER BIMBOS outhere, she can trully sing and has cleaned up great.

SHE'S GORGEOUS !!

oh yeah Jessica who ? oh yeah the FAKE mega dumb blond, who over sings, and can act for her life?

PS JOHN MEYER IS GAY !!!! hello people get with the news.

#32 - I hear ya, I almost cracked a rib laughing at all the stupid shit you wrote when I was on vacation. I mean, I have no problem with the inmates running the asylum, as long as they're fucking funny. I know fucking funny, I served with fucking funny, fucking funny was a friend of mine. You sir, are not fucking funny.

@58: I think the irony Libra is referring to is that while PrettyBaby decries pedophilia, she is implicitly promoting it by using a name that may be seen as promoting a pedophilic movie. PrettyBaby is in someways synonymous with pedophilia since Brooke Shields is sold to be raped by a customer at age 12 and then marries a middle aged dude. That said, she looked pretty hot in that movie.

Xtina is looking kind not like crap these days. She classed up a bit. Not a lot, but enough to not be a TOTAL whore.

#64 - don't know who wrote that silly grade school trolling, don't know why you need it all to be one person, whatever. but without any replies to it, it was easy to ignore and it faded away, and things got better, as expected. still the best solution. as somebody commented before, fighting on the internet is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win you're still a retard...

If people would just say something 'funny', 'relevant,'or 'poignant to to-daze society' and then LEAVE - and continue their efforts to 'Save the World' (tm) - I doubt there would be so many trolls at this washed out, light purple-hued, dump.
But then again - many of our Southern friends (KFC induced) still wonder where Sadam hid the WMD.
Wonders never cease here on the Internets.

I hope I got 69

Public at LARGE : Binky - quit watching PBS ! And Frontline ? U Commie...err...terrorist !
Binky : Sorry. I'll try to get out more, but it's still a bit chilly up here (no offence to Al Gore)

My lord, that Jordan Bratman is one ugly jew. I give those two six months....nine months tops. How can she have sex with him without simultaneously throwing up? Bleecchhh!

#71 They've been together almost 5 years already. They got married more than a year ago.

John Gayer needs to sing her panties into a bunch.

Public at LARGE : Binky - You probably need a good woman, a job, or some severe medication to deal with your 'problems'.
But...ok..."a light purple-hued dump" likely does sum up this www.com - 'place'
Binky : Do you like Bowling ? I'm trying to connect here.

Since Saddam get hanged these Kurds seems to be everywhere.Although this one seems to be westernized it seems like he's still wearing his iman-coat.Btw,you could open a can of sheepmeat with his nose.

(75)You hung and handsome bastard,are you trolling again??

Damn.. I really want to say something bad but seems like I'm still in christmas spirit..

I love that dress and biatch got the best body. She seems to be real happy with her ugly hubby too..

I don't know if it's just her hairstyle, but it looks to me like she has a freakishly large head perched atop that tiny body.

Damn look at her. It's January, and even the insides of her ears are tanned. I bet when she opens her mouth her tongue is all tanned too.

#67 - You're in over your head buddy. Take your own advice and rip your keyboard from your computer... that's a good boy. Now use it to whack yourself upside the head a couple of dozen times. It doesn't count until your have to call the emergency room, so a little fucking effort would be appreciated. It's no surprise that the amount of funny posts has plummeted since you fucking trolls have entered the scene (appreciative and humble thanks to Slim, biatcho, Spin, Ruby, Frenchtoaststix and others for trying to swin upstream in this deluge of shit). The best way to remain 'anonymous' is to shut the fuck up.

that must be another of your "funny" comments...

Waiting for me I see? Sometimes the truth (much like a keyboard to the head) hurts.

@65...that makes more sense, but I still see it bordering more on satirical due to its critial nature. Potato, Potahto.

Critical. Urgh. Coffee.

but the most important question is this: is that tara reid in the background on the 7th picture?

Nope, not Tara Reid, unless she got a bad nose job instead of spending the money to correct her bad ab-job.

Personally, I'd rather see photos of Jessica and Mayer doing the nasty than yet more pix of Xtina. And I mean doin' the nasty: show me all the naughty bits!

"no one" ya got schooled, a couple times by me, and now by "red". At least ONE person on here got what I was saying, nice feeble attempt at trying to make a point though. keep tryin'!!!

XTina is her own biggest fan.

jesus, where are my manners, hey, thanks JungleRed for explaining it to the feeb.
And can I say, LOVE your username, it's OH SO appropriate for this site, because I'm assuming it's from "The Women" ???????

@87...um, no, I still don't agree with you and don't see how you have schooled ANYONE as of late. Ask around, you've been spanked every time you have tried to make any kind of point around here.

I did, however, say that while red's explanation made more sense (you couldn't explain it at all and didn't even try, schooled indeed), I still thought it was more appropriate to think of it as satire rather than irony. Notice that this exchange occurred between me and red, not you. In fact, it didn't really have anything to do with you.

Sounds a little trollish to me...picking fights and such. I mean, all this started (on this thread, anyway) because you go after someone just because of their username. And you really can't expect people to not harass you for that, can you? I guess we could just ignore you...

yea, try ignoring me.
It didn't have anything to do with me??? How do you figure since she was trying to explain MY POST to you, since you AND 'prettybaby' obviously couldn't comprehend the analogy
nice try
give it up

And you wanna talk about "going after" someone. SHould I remind you of the 500 posts from the other day, all because I, GOD FORBID, had a different opinion about charity, than every single person on here. Lets talk about picking fights with the neanderthals here who called me
a dirty hippy
hairy-pitted dyke
dyket
my parents didn't love me
I didn't give enough hugs when I was little
dipshit
cum bubble

all coming from people who have NO idea who I am, and have never met me.

Nice. Trollish, yea, it's obvious who the trolls are on here

I can't stop humping myself over these pics of Christina. I keep thinking it would be great to squeeze in the middle of a Jessica Alba and Christina menage.

no way, the best 3 way is with christina and her husband. she can rub her 5 lbs of makeup all over your chest while her husband uses his rodent-beard to whisk his blackhead oils all over your back. hubba-hubba!

She seriously needs to bathe. Too much spray on tan!

@91: Personally I like 'cum bubble', but has anyone called you a butt-bag? If someone has taken that one already I'll come up with something else.

95.........what are you, twelve? Butt bag.....jesus christ
this fucking site is like pee wees playhouse and yo momma on a loop

oh yes, please do come up with something else, like doo doo head maybe

p.s. you may wanna give your username a little re-think, you're not really capable of pulling it off. Maybe you can switch with RichPort????

Oh, so butt-bag isn't your taste. Hmmmm, so you're looking for something more on the nasty side.... How about Cockass? How about Miscreant? Obtuse? Imbecile? Malcontent? Agitator? I thought maybe you were holding some sort of contest. Aren't you looking for insults? Am I in the wrong here? Or are you someone who gets a perverse thrill out of being disliked by strangers? I thought you were into that. Eeesh, I feel like such a jerk.

hahahahahahaha, you're kidding, right??!!!

Given the fact that I JUST got through posting that for NO apparent reason on here (other than having a different opinion than the revenge of the nerds gang here) I have been called every foul name, most of them attacking my personal life, of which not one single person here knows about, so that gives me a chuckle about your "stranger" comment
And....uh, I guess I shouldn't really need to point out that YOU are the one who made the comment about "butt bag" out of the blue, I guess cuz you're just kinda swell

Do you know what your username means?????

Yes.

greaaat, great. So you want to portray via your choice of username your hate and mistrust of humankind, and yet....
uh, why am I here, conversing with a chowderhead, I'm done with you juvenile delinquents...although I don't know how plural that really is, since the "voice" on this thread seems to be coming from one person affected with sybil syndrome

Excuse me Libraesque (whatever the hell that means... like it matters), but I am not anyone other than who I say I am. Is it so hard to believe that you're pissing off more than one person? Very good use of the dictionary, btw. Usernames seem to be perplexing you today. Exactly what does anyone's username have to do with Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, or any other celebrity that is mentioned on this site? You're just here to pick fights and be called names, or so it seems to me.

Let me discredit your e-mail, cuz...I can.

What does it have to do with this thread? The same thing it has to do with you coming on here out of the blue and desperately wanting to call me a butt bag......you douchebag.
Perplexing me.....WRONG
When I made a witty observation about someones ironic use of a username after they bashed a "pedophile" she didn't get it, nor did the person feebly trying to question my use of the word ironic.
When I made a witty observation about your user name and the fact that you weren't living up to it with the "butt bag" comment, you didn't get it.
Picking fights....lets see, I came on here with a differnt opinion of charity and was attacked, personally, for no apparent reason, and I don't put up with that nonsense, and this is what transpired when I came out punching

"you really shouldn't pick fights with the nice, funny people who post here for kicks. All of them are a million times funnier, wittier, and definitely smarter than you, you ugly, didn't get hugs, pus infected cum bubble, hairy pitted dyklet that needs to shave your pits, wax your vag, shave your legs, buy some decent clothes, make your parents proud, they never loved you, you dipshit, keep studying for the SAT's, you lesbian whore, who's a closeted dirty hippy."

yep, it's clear, I'm the one picking fights here
I'm not going to fucking explain this again to you mentally challenged idiots, okey dokey????

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I gotta sit back in my chair, with feet up & light a cigar Gordon Gekko-style. This is so hilarious.

aaaww, as long as I got all your
nice
funny
smart
charming comments correct biatcho, it's all good
you know, it didn't have to do with me, but I was charmed by your post "I don't talk to the Mexicans, they just mow my lawn"

you really must be so proud of yourself

hehe, yeah that was one of my finer ones. I use it often. I have another one where I say "The only italians you will find at my family's country club are the ones carrying gardening tools". man, that's hilarious.

umm, now who is the stalker here??? You are one fucking crazy dyke I tell you. And I mean clinically crazy, the institutionalized kind. Not the goofy kind.
If I didn't think you lived in Ohio or Vermont I would probably look behind me the whole way home tonight to make sure you weren't trying to rape me.

@103: I don't think the problem lies in you having a different opinion. I think the problem is that you *hear* what you want to hear and nothing more. People weren't attacking you for having a different opinion. Your heart, dare I say, is in the right place when it comes to charity. So much so that you can't see the devious side of celebrity press. From my perspective, many posters were giving you plenty of reason to question your devotion to Angelina. Many of them probably think that charity is good no matter what, but still wanted to rip into Angelina and Brad anyway. You know, for fun? The frustration, it seems, is that you immediately take personal offense to anything that discredits her in anyway. People spent a lot of time trying to explain to you in straight and simple terms why it is that the Angelinas of the world are using other people for personal gain, including you. They did this because you *asked* them to! Some how it got very deep, heated and out of control. People are here to have fun. Poke fun, throw barbs, etc... at celebrities. Usually it is pretty darn hilarious. I think your tone and attitude are less than desirable. I think calling the people here idiots and mentally challenged is a good example. Why are you the 'witty' one and everyone else is being a douchebag? I got the joke about the butt-bag, but mine was far more clever. My posts earlier are about the irony you like to point out so much. I don't care if you think differently than me, in fact I now come to expect that. I'll admit I was shooting barbs at you and I stand by everything I've said.

Something tells me that you'll have the last word...

you know what's so funny, and yet so sad at the same time, that you keep pretending you didn't cyber stalk some random person on here, find out they're a lesbian, and go full force into gay bashing, which is completely irrelevant on these threads and yet you seem to want some kind of credit and recognition for "outing" me, and yet, no one gives a shit, but you.
So quit pretending, you know damn well that if you found out I'm a lesbian, you also know I'm femme, and I live on the west coast. So why you're constantly trying to scream I'm a hippy dyke is a beyond me.
And speaking of clinical, you claim to work in Chelsea, the gayest neighborhood in NY, and given your gay bashing tendincies, I'd have to say "yea, right" and shouldn't you really change your name to "bridge and tunnel girl" ?????????

Honey, if you care to look back at months of my posts (as you seem to have already) you will find that I call many people many different names constantly on here. One of them happens to be a dyke because, well quite frankly, it's a fun word to call someone who is annoying. I don't ever know nor do I care if someone IS actually a dyke, I say what I feel and that's how I am in real life. You don't like it fuck it!

I am not sure where your self-centric issues arose from, i can only speculate and am usually right when i do, but i implore you to GET OVER YOURSELF. Never once did I "google" your fucking screen name and find out where you live or who you fuck or whatever other useless facts about yourself that you find so fascinating that you think people are interested in. Not many people in this world give a fuck about you or what you do, and I am probably at the top of that list. You were an easy target on a blog site on an especially slow day at work for me and I had fun ripping on you. Now please think about this and realize you are one of a crazillion people in this world and you don't matter much to any of us.

But thanks for letting us all know you're a goddamn FREAK by the way!!! A fucking femme... RIGHT! Honey, i hope one day mommy & daddy finally turn to you & say "Sorry, we have loved you we just never showed you" because I think that is the breakthrough you are so desperate for.

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Have a great night, Femme fatale! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

OH.....WOW, and I'm the crazy one right?
What fun! I guess nigger is a fun word you probably use too, right? yeee haw!

jesus christ you're beyond any kind of low life scum I've ever encountered online or in "real" life and I think you've probably horrified more than just me right now

wow.

oh, 107, I think I can say without any doubt that, no, people clearly aren't on here to have "fun" and if 109 and 110 are also your idea of fun.....well I don't know, and me calling someone an idiot seems to sort of pale right now

Hehehehehehe...yes, let the hate flow through you...

Who would have thought that the most boring story on this site would get the most responses. Yee haw indeed.

wow, so you all really like that redneck shit, huh? your Grand Master daddies really raised you right.

you kids on here are like a teacher in the summertime, no class

I'm out.

wow, so you all really like that redneck shit, huh? your Grand Master daddies really raised you right.

you kids on here are like a teacher in the summertime, no class

I'm out.

Too funny, lighten the fuck-up

sheeesh

The 'N' word isn't needed ever, never, ever, nerver, neiver, ever never. Ever. You're one classy, dainty, little flower of a gal. I'm thinking butt-bag is a good name for you after all. I have a feeling you'd take offense if I typed the letter 'P'. You'd be all, 'P? P?!?! What the fuck!?!' Words, written with reason, sarcasm or nastiness are *entirely* wasted on you.

Why is nobody commenting on the nosejob of the girl behind Xtina?

eeeeeeeeeee!

ski slope !

#97 - Now why involve me you fucking idiot? Ever noticed I always ignore your vapidity? Get a pet, get a hobby, get a life, get fucking lost. Biatcho eats your ass every time (it's just an expression, get your hand out of your pants)... EVERY FUCKING TIME. And yet you come back for more and try to widen the circle (memoirs of a gaysha???). You are beyond lame, trumped only by Ass Troll. I'd rather be forced at gunpoint to sit in a room with damnYELL and tell her she has a pretty weave than walk a step in your fucking shoes.

Annoying bitch.

sshh, you hear that silence? I think libra's owner took it out back & shot it last night to put it out of its misery.
What a beautiful, glorious day!!!!

I'm a highly critical person, but I honestly can't think of anything negative to say about Christina nowadays. She looks so beautiful, and her latest album is truly incredible.

If there were pictures of Jessica and John, however...

#121 - Isn't that how Ol' Yella ended?

Yes but Ol' Yeller made me cry. Libra's timely end will only bring on more bubbly!
It's a celebration bitches!

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you know what makes you the degenerate fucking LOSER that you are Richie, since it's obviously your only ambition in life to be on the superficial night and day for YEARS......... coming on here and telling someone to get a life

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and then there's biatcho, hahahahahahahahaha who apparently "went away" for a year
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hahahahahahahaahhah, are you fucking kidding me ahahahahahahahahahaha, you couldn't be off this site for 4 minutes....or maybe you really were "gone", with a big red circle on your calendar counting down the days to when you could come back on here after punishing everyone with your absence
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it's been a swell week kids, really

*crickets*

Biatcho, even the crickets fell asleep on that stupid shit...

Besides being a total cunt, I think Libra is Danielle's hero! If Danielle weren't AS stupid (close contest) I'd swear it was her!!

Libra, I hope somebody flicks AIDS on you.

Libra, you are a massive cunt & I hope somebody flicks AIDS on you.

Libra, you are a totally antagonistic cunt & I hope somebody flicks AIDS on you.

Christina,

"We should hang out."

-Kevin Federline

Christina,

"We should hang out."

-Kevin Federline

Have you begun to sense a theme here in my feelings for you libra? Go ahead and bash me all you want b/c you were all on my side & practically kissing my ass on a former thread which I think was your 1st appearance on superficial. You really should have made it a one time thing! Again, either get along or drop dead!

"Notanicegirl" your posts about AIDS really cross the line, even on this sewer ladden board. I've contacted the editor of the Superficial. Don't be surprised if you and Biatcho get your nuts clipped.

"Notanicegirl" your posts about AIDS really cross the line, even on this sewer ladden board. I've contacted the editor of the Superficial. Don't be surprised if you and Biatcho get your nuts clipped.

"Notanicegirl" your posts about AIDS really cross the line, even on this sewer ladden board. I've contacted the editor of the Superficial. Don't be surprised if you and Biatcho get your nuts clipped.

"notanicegirl" your comments about AIDS really cross the line, even on a sewer ladden board like this.
I've contacted the Superficial, and legal counsel. Don't be surprised if you and your buddy Biatcho get your nuts clipped

Libra- would you prefer that I say that I hope you slip and fall in a puddle of herpes? Wow, you're an asshole!....now go ahead and go tell on me.

Honey, just because you're some hairy pitted dyke activist who has a problem with the world because mommy & daddy can't accept you for being different does not mean everyone has to cease having fun at your expense.

Good luck trying to "clip my nuts" (lesbian hate words I'm sure)but it's not gonna happen. I've chased worse herpes sores off of this site before & will continue to do so.

139, great life goal fucking loser.

138, if you think it's funny or cool to say shit about AIDS, that can only make you one thing, a 12year old, who lives in one of the red states in a house on wheels

although seeing as how you both posted within minutes of eachother, I'd say you're one in the same

oh yea, I'm sure my parents would laugh they're asses off at your ridiculous mantra, I'll be sure to tell them, right after I tell them how nice it was that they sent my ex-girlfrined a christmas card this year

140. By the same measure you are using to determine my intelligence, you must be:
a. Severely dumb to believe that the AIDS virus can be "flicked" onto a person and actually infect them (or why would you take offense to something said that may have been rude-is impossible)
b. A total political puppet
c. The person everyone avoids b/c they would rather stick a fucking screwdriver in their own ear than be cornered by you and listen to your ridiculous rants
d. All of the above

By the way- don't forget how you totally agreed with a previous post I made, and told be to be careful b/c people were going to attack me for my opinions, and then you were in turn attacked by those people because you are unable to express your opinions without being a total cunt. So if I'm what is it..a 12 yr old from a trailor living in a red state & you have tried to defend previous statements, what does that say about you?

Are you supposed to be getting me banned from this site? Maybe you should go try that. Twat.

Oh & lesbo - I did find your myspace page that you were obsessing about last week & I cannot believe you are actually 43 years old & that fat! you know you're fat, right? But you're one of those chicks who think that big is beautiful right?? *snort*

At that age you should mature enough to not take shit from strangers on a site like this so literally & seriously. You are so pathetic!!! I feel sorry for anyone who has to associate with you on a daily basis.

oh & #142: D All of the above!

yea, I'm glad you pointed out your completely dumbass "flicked" comment. The point your 12 year old mind seems to be missing is it's un-necessary to say ANYTHING about AIDS, on a celebrity gossip board, and what's even more absurd, is it was followed by "Again, either get along or drop dead!" This definitely puts you in the 11-13 age bracket
The ONLY people in this day and age who call people fag, dyke and nigger (which I'm sure you two both do) are un-educated redneck hicks OR people who identify as the above mentioned slurs
Which makes you an un-educated 12 year old redneck hick who lives in a house on wheels.

What it makes biatcho, seeing as how she has admitted to constantly calling people dyke AND the fact that she claims to work in Chelsea, which is the GAYEST neighborhood in NY...well that makes her a big ol' lesbian herself

hahahahaha, Biatcho, I just knew you were crushing on me so hard you'd admit to what I've been saying all along, STALKER.
I'm so glad you mentioned my myspace page, now everyone can go there and see what a fucktard you are for calling me a "hairy pitted dyke activist" since clearly I'm a gorgeous lipstick femme
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I can't say I hope you get AIDS flicked on you but slipping & falling in a puddle of HEPRES doesn't set you off? That's tight.

I work in fashion w/several gay men, some of them do have AIDS and even still have a sense of humor about it & are certainly much more fun to be around and they are DYING!!! That speaks volumes.

I don't need to justify my age/financial status/living situation to you.

I just really think you need to lighten the fuck up.

You're completely SICK!!!
Call your gay pals over to the computer and show them your rant so they can see who they're really dealing with

btw, are you bipolar? because after #128, 129, 130 & 133 you need to take your own fucking advice sister

uumm Lesbo - what kind of a gay are you who judges people's sexuality based on where they work? So EVERYONE works works in San Francisco is fag, right? In your small, closed minded world apparently.

Call my gay pals over? Not a problem! Where do you think I heard the expression?

149, like I said, only people who are rednecks or who identify as gay call people dyke and fag, and since you are CLEARLY the most vile kind of homophobe, why would you work in a community that is about 95 percent gay??????? That would kinda be like your Grand Master daddy working in Harlem, wouldn't it????

You SO don't work or live in NY

What blurb is on the bottom left hand corner of page 5 of the Post today??

Quick bridge and tunnel girl, lets hear it!!

and 150.....yea, no, just no, you fucking ridiculous douche

Gee, well I guess you told me!!! Oh no. What ever will I do now? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA!
I'm over it but you're still a total cunt!

no, actually 152, I didn't tell you, but the gay male community will.

I've posted your rant on several message boards, asking the boys to chime in on your AIDS comment, and that your gay male co-workers who are dying of AIDS told you the comment themselves, and that it was funny.

we'll see.

AH, the douchebag sisters have been silenced

Actually I think everyone has moved on to the newer posts. Don't know why. This exchange has been hilarious.

I was actually trying to get this thread up to 500 posts.........but I guess proving that biatcho is in fact completely stalking me (she hit my myspace 23 times!!) and proving that she is in fact a trailer trash redneck that doesn't live anywhere near NY, and the overwhelming consensus online at Craigslist is that N.A.N.G's AIDS comments make her a half baked pile of horse shit, that would get her ass beat down by any queer who met her....well that's good enough for me
My work is done here.

um yeah, you got me. I haven't lived in New York all my life. You're smart for a lesbo. I wasn't born & raised here. Yep, you got me. I have no idea that by taking 5th Avenue down by Washington Square Park and going around the Park is an easier way to get to Houston than going down 7th Ave & running into the Holand Tunnel traffic. I have no idea what McCoy's in the 50s on 9th Ave used to be an awesome bar where I would play poker with the guys from The State. I have no clue that McSorley's used to be a men's only bar and is one of my favorite places to hang out, even though the sawdust is kind of icky. Yeah, I also didn't see the twin towers collapse from my office window on September 11th and never had to walk 3 miles home in 100 degree heat the day the enitre east coast lost power.

Honey, don't be jealous that your bitch ass can't afford to visit Manhattan, let alone live here. Please enjoy the confines of your smelly, hippie Haight Ashbury commune you live in with the other rug munchers. my civilized world is a better place without you.

cocksucker... no wait, you're a dyke, i take that back : )

Oh & your apparent jealousy of non-fat people is quite embarassing. For your street relief from all of the envy I would suggest a bacon rubdown, followed by a lovely bath drawn for you consisting of hot grease for which to throw yourself into... I hear that burns all of the fat off in a big hurry!

bridge and tunnel girl, just answer the fucking question.......about the Post

and as soon as you post a link to a picture of your gorgeous skinny self you can call people fat and ugly all you want until then, really, shut your cake hole.

They don't have a Two Boots Pizza in Chelsea, so how can you possibly work in Chelsea????

oh, and just a little fyi honey, no one, and I mean no one from Palos Verdes Estates would live in the Haight, or in a commune

You can't call me honey because that creeps me out, lesbo. Wow, you must need more self justification than your buddy Ang Jolie. You always feel this need to lie about your so-called life. And just because I'm gonna have fun tonight I will leave you with this:
(did you ever see Team America? or was that too offensive for your "taste"?)

AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS AAAAIIIDDDSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HONEY, this girl doesn't need to lie about her life AS YOU ALREADY KNOW, you know, my little stalker.
Now you on the other hand........given the fact that you STILL didn't answer a simple question about what was on page 5 of the Post today PROVES you don't live in NY

Team America, yea, no, never heard of it, but Bevis and Butthead must be in it if you saw it

okay one more thing before I sign off for the weekend
it just occured to me HONEY, that you smoke cigars apparently, AND play poker, two things this "dyke" has never done.

HOW BUTCH OF YOU!!!!

my my , who's the big ol' lesbo now?????

You poke you girlfriend with cigars??? Oh my fucking god, you crazy-ass freakbitch dyke.

eeww, you're fucking disgusting and I bet your vaghole smells & looks like old cottage cheese. blah...

wow, what a GREAT comeback!
13 posts later and you STILL didn't answer the question.
YOU are a pathetic, lying loser
your new name is redneckhickchickfromthesticks

HA!
Clearly the FIsh took my advice and banned both of you

And THAT is kicking your ass

uumm no, some of us have better things to do and we've grown tired of a 50 year old college student with the mentality of a 12 year old.

We're moving along... now follow the rest of your fat-assed herd. And please stop obsessing over some of us, you're creeping us out.

it's crystal clear bitch-ho that you have better things to do, since you posted Sat. morning at 8, and then after DAYS it took you 20 minutes to respond to my last post

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WOW, you really went over my Myspace with a fine tooth comb, although I guess a dyslexic fucktard would think 43 was 50

Nice to know you were satisfied graduating from junior high, while others have an insatible appetite for higher education, and several masters not just one

LOSER

Well actually fatness, at 8am the other morning some friends & I were just getting in and I was telling them about how stupid people are on this site & just had to show them for myself. We all got a great laugh at your expense though! Although one friend did have a fat nightmare & still can't eat bacon to this day.

What did someone on another website say about you today? Oh yeah, you're so fat you would fall over if you were pushed while sleeping. It's so easy it's criminal making fun of you.

And just to keep with your maturity level... like, you're a loser & stuff!

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I guess your idea of maturity is quoting somthing you saw on "Yo' Mamma"

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you're such a ridiculous jackass

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I love how you're such a LOSER that you've been on the Fish for YEARS, and you also don't have anything more interesting to do on the weekends but show your friends what you've written
So sad, and yet SO FUNNY

I just realized, if you're claiming you "just got in" at 8, YOU'RE TOTALLY LYING about living in New York because this thread is clearly on PST, because I'm in Calif. and it is in fact 1:55

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you hung yourself..........TWICE

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aaaahh, shamed right off the thread.
You know what's been really hilarious about the last couple of weeks? Realizing you were the biggest douchebag on here, giving you enough rope and watching you hang yourself!!
How completely hilarious that you actually lied about where you live!!!

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What's more pathetic than that...OH WAIT, I know!!! Your entire existence
Lets see....who had the most fun making fun of who?.....OH WAIT, that would be me outing you as the most pathetic douche ever!

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psh...i would get it on with her in public...

one more thing biatcho....if you would lie about something as stupid and irrelevant as where you live, on a gossip site, then that can only mean one thing, you lied about being skinny too, which means....

you're fat

uh, who's that in the picture?

wow, she's really desperate these days, huh?