Jan 23 2007Jessica Biel still wearing bikinis, blowing minds

1st?!
aaaand Jesus! she's looking nice

2nd.
shes so gorgeous!

She's hot, but she's got some he-mana shoulders going on and some muscular looking arms for a chick. Where is Jeter?

she needs a month at Atrophy Spa. apart from that ... boingggggg

shes so gorgeous!

Based on pic 2, the "Jessica Biel is a lesbian" rumors look pretty likely.

Awesome!

To quote Mort Goldman, "ding!"

I don't usually get excited about the bikini shots shown in here.. But dear god, that girl is just craving to be penetrated by my penis. I just know she is..

If I'm not back from Puerto Rico in two weeks...then I'm a very lucky woman.

Fantastic thighs and ass.

She's built like a linebacker and has a butterface. I don't know what the big deal is. Give me some Alyssia Milano any day over this piece of crap.

Woo woo!

www.VeryLiberating.com

Woo woo!!!

She has a smokin' bod but still looks healthy. If only the other Hollywood chicks would pay attention (Jessica Alba, that means you!).
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Jessica Biel's hot. she's every man's fantasy. make that, every man's gay fantasy. it's been said that every straight guy has a gay fantasy, and she's perfect for it. you embrace and kiss. except she's kissing a little too hard and holding you a little too tight with those muscular arms. you can barely breathe. perfect. you throw her on the bed and get on top of her. except you think maybe you were just standing there and she lifted you off your feet and suplexed you onto the bed. she's so strong she didn't even grunt from the effort. perfect. you pound away as hard as you can, with her screaming "harder" the whole time. except it's not actually a scream of passion, it's more like a low, gutteral command that you're sort of afraid to disobey. each time she barks it, you get harder, but at the same time your balls panic and try to race back into your body cavity. finally you're exhausted, unable to move, and that's when she flips you over and straps on the dildo. now admit it guys, what happens next is the part of the masturbation fantasy that always makes you cum.

so yeah, she's hot. totally.

Damn, racquel. When Edna gets her lard ass out of bed, you are gonna be REPORTED with extreme prejudice.

And Dear God, that ass. I keep having visions of her popping volleyballs between the cheeks.

I can't wait until she's officially out.

Holy shit, Raquel...you are right on. Good writing.

I'm not an expert in ping-pong type racquets, but to me it looks a bit ...gay... but probably swings both ways.

hahahaahahaha

This would be 100% perfect, if it wasn't for her monster hard-on.

Since when is this a Jessica Beil watching party? Move on!

Okay people. Within the last week we have seen Jessica Biel in 3 seperate settings. Last week on the boat with her hand on a girls arm. At the Golden Globes tapping Maria Menuonos ass and picking up vibrating panties, and today, in a bikini, practically embracing another girl looking quite abit like the girl on said boat. Add to this her masculine build, the fact that we never hear who she is dating and this mystery woman, and we must, as educated adults, assume that Jessica Biel is in fact a really really hot peice of ass. What, you thought I was going to say something different?

Someone explain the ruffles.

Oh, and you da'man raquel!! thread ownership was established.

jrz-the ruffles are her vain attempt at femininity. It's way too similar to the Bear-in-a-Tutu at the circus, though, isn't it?

am i the only one who thinks the superfish forgot what celeb gossip was?

DONKER!!!

JessicaCha is just jealous of it.

THE OSCAR NOMS ARE OUT!!!!!

come on come come on!

If you don't think this woman is hot, then you're either blind, stupid, or gay.

And if she is a lesbian, it just makes her HOTTER.

Yeah it's like the Superfish guy gets hung up on one chick for awhile and that's ALL he thinks about. Listen you obsessive compulsive little mouth breather, bring on some real gossip pronto! Not hot chicks in bikinis 24/7. We can get this shit anywhere.

I'll make her Puerto Rican... by injection. And she blows my mind too... I'd just like her to aim a little lower. Sorry folks, she may be about the closest thing to white girl perfection Hollywood has to offer. Yea, she's a bit muscular, if that sort of thing intimidates you, but I'm sure I could still kick her ass. Or did I mean to say lick..? Fuck it, sandy and all.

Call me Jessica! I'll be waiting...

25--Bingo-Yes, Bear in circus on tightrope! hee hee hee!!!

(‘Scuse me girl, I know it’s a bit embarrassing
but I just noticed some tan lines on your shirt there)

See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.
That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice,
Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high.

But theres just one little thing thats really really,
Really really annoying me about you you see,
Yeah yeah like i said you are really fit
But my gosh don't you just know it

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though i would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh dont you know it

So when i looked at you standing there with your hoard,
I was waiting in the queue looking at the board
Wondering whether to have a Burger or chips
Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
When i noticed out the corner of my eye
Looking toward my direction
Your eyes locked on my course
I couldnt concentrate on what i wanted to order,
Which lost me my place in the queue i waited for YEAH

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though i would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh dont you know it

Whoa! Leave it out
Are you smoking crack or something?
Leave it Out
Mike just leave it just leave it
We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment
S'not worth it mike, just leave it
Dont Touch Me, S'not Worth It
Dont Touch Me, D, Look I'm Alright Dont Touch me

For a while there i was thinkin - yeah but what if?
Picturin' myself pullin with bare white hot wit
Snarin you as you were standing there opposite
Whether or not you knew it i swear you didn't tick
And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing
Was clockin onto you too yeah i had to admit
That yeah yeah you are fit,
And yeah i do want it,
But i stop sharkin' a minute to get chips and drinks

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though i would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh dont you know it

Oy, just as you started to make your big advance
With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand
I was like nah, I can’t even though you look grand
But you look sharp there smilin hard suggesting and
Gleaming away with your hearty hearty lookin tan
But i admit the next bit was spanner to my plan
You walked towards my path but you just brushed right past
And into the arms of that fucking white shirted man

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though i would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh dont you know it

Oh what do i give a fuck i've got a girlfriend anyway
(whoa, we've all had a drink mate)
We're all a bit drunk, yeah we've had a few fair play
I got this stella i bombed from that last cafe
This nights not even begun, yes yes oh yay

I did fancy you a bit though yeah i must say
I would rather i hadnt mugged myself on display
But this is just another case of female stop and play
On otherwise a total result of a holiday

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though i would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh dont you know it

Ha ha ha

You’re fit you’re fit but you know it

You’re fit but you know it

I think I’m goin to fall over
I think I’m goin to fall
Fuckin hell

#25 - riding a unicycle nonetheless. Good imagery.
While she is smokin' I can't help but look at pic #2 and say "Yep, she's playing on the other side. Guess that action I'll never see."
I can't wait to see her at the Oscars in 25 years. She'll walk out and the band will start playing her theme song ...
"she walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name and in a gutt-ral voice she said Bi-eeeee-l! Bi-e-e-e-eeee-el! Bi-e-e-e-eeee-eeeeeeeel!"

Good lord. Ok, to the previous epic post...Homer? Is this your Iliad?

I am so happy we are finally fawning over someone who is healthy and looks like a real woman. One that could kick my ass, but a woman!

As an aside, I am not sure, but I think I just burned a whole through my panties with scorching lust and desire.

((homer simpson drool here))

shes fuckin smokin....blows alba's ass out of the water thats for sure

Yeah, that second picture almost looks like Katie Holmes is on the other team, too.

#22 & #26 -- I'm not sure if I could ever get sick of seeing photos of JB -- don't hate, appreciate. She is ferociously fierce.

What channel airs 7th Heaven reruns? (I think it was 7th Heaven)

Oi! 33

If you are going to quote someone it is only right to give them credit dickwad! The Streets might be a bit shit but still!!

other than that i'm a straight girl and i definately would (strap on and all raquel!)

Superfish your site is starting to remind me of something a 15 year old boy would run. Nothing but pictures of bitches in bikinis. Boring.

Don't know why people think it's boring!!
Guys get to drool
Girls get to bitch!
Everyone's happy!

I'm just glad to see someone kicking Paris, Linday, and Britney out of the limelight. Jessica seems like a normal, healthy girl with an added bonus - an IQ above 5. I'd much rather see someone like her getting all the attention.

Even though she does make me regret this chocolate doughnut in my mouth. Dammth.

god damn this fucking site sucks dick. ok superfish guy you have a crush on jessica biels ass. we get it. now can you get back to to posting funny stories please?

keep up the good work fish, us straight guys appreciate it.

From the waist down it looks like a man wearing a little girl's skirt.
I don't find this chick to be hot. Not at all.

c'mon #43, surely Mr. Fish still has some comedy credit for the fool pitying line from a few stories before. As for Jessica's ass - Biel-icious! I'd tap it like a woodpecker in a pine tree.

Thunder Thighs. What a man!

She's average are you people blind or gay or what.Why is she hot? Where are the exceptional facial features? Does she have beautiful eyes? No. Does she have a beautiful mouth? No. She does however have man shoulders and the physique of a middlewight boxer.
I cant believe you people are getting so excited about miss average there. You lot seriously need to get out more if you think THAT is hot.

she does have alot of muscle, but i'd prefer that over stick thin bitches... Yeh, she looks good, yeh, id do her (and im a girl), i'd also let her beat me up if she wanted too, at least then i could die happy knowing her wonderful hands had touched me in some way!

Is that an 18 inch penis hanging down from Jessica's leg on the second pic or merely the leg of the girl holding her hips?

I had that very same bikini when I was 8.

This chic is very, very hot. There is no doubt- does she like to like pussy- maybe... and well.... is anyone really bothered by that??

..lick pussy I mean ; )

in picture #9 she's trying to look at the great italian horse cock stuck in the sky.

@ raquel: I wasn't gonna respond, but... LMFAO!

Hey, here's an American chick who takes care of herself.
A woman who can actually eat a meal with you like a normal person.

Who'd a thunk it.

Rock on babe!

Look, she's got a taiiiiiight body and nice booty. But, buuuut she's dangerously close to looking madonnaishly-manly (anyone remember Brad Pitt in Fight Club and Snatch) now picture that, see how hard your member stays.

L-O-L-A

Wouldn't it be great if she could get herself hired as Naomi Campbell's assistant and Naomi throws a hissy fit on good ol' Jess and Jess beats the piss outta Naomi?

Wow, that girl is beautiful. Toned, tan, and fit. Smokin'.

isn't that piece of dinosaur-shit "7th heaven" show still going to be made, now on that fucking pax-romana channel or whatever

NOW she should make a guest appearance on that vile-puke-crap show

kick in the front door, smoke from her Harley in the background
revealing a butch-lesbo whatever-her-name-was-on-that-shit-show, now an international bounty-hunter

needs a place to crash between stops, takes over the house by force, beats up a few of the guys (including "Daddy"), makes out with her brothers' girlfriends, and moves on

(btw the butch part is for the character, not the actress, of course..........)

omigoodness.

i finally registered for the comments, just to thank you superfish. this woman is absolutely amazing.

i got really really tired of seeing britney's ugly mug, paris' man boobs, and lindsay's firecrotch.

jessica biel is amazingly gorgeous. thank you.

Wow, this is a perfect body. Derek Jeter is one lucky mofo for tapping that.

Jessica Beil is seen grabbing other women.
Jessica Alba was seen yesterday wearing a leather bikers jacket and a tight Rolling Stones T-Shirt.
It's all adding up. The "2 Jessica's Lesbian Love Pretzel" video will be on sale soon! I can't wait!

Um she would be a whale without the workouts. Girl next door face. That hip tattoo reminds me of jersey hoochies

bubble burster:

everything is still fucked. we're oogling this talentless, fishface, nowhore because, because... she eats?

maybe if writers would actually write female parts through which actresses could showcase their talent, we wouldn't have to compare them strictly on looks.

i know, i should have shot myself years ago.

Thanks, 65, but you can just call us broads.

#66 the schackster, the big schack attack, schackalackalacka...ummmmmmm, what the hell was i going to say? oh yeah - hey, every once in awhile a pretty young actress gets a chance for that oscar nod by playing a cancer victim who turns yellowish-brown and whispers tearfully, or a rape survivor who looks haggard (no makeup! sorta) and screams tearfully in court, or a retard who slurs words and has a can-do attitude and a drooling lopsided grin (it's a mistake to pick that one). are you implying that's not enough???

am i the only one who does'nt think she is pretty??
she's way too muscular, she looks like a man or a monkey, i can't decide..

I wish I was a lesbian after seeing these pictures!

B.W.B

Let me just say that while I certainly do not condone the usage of HUMAN TRANQUILIZERS, nor KIDNAPPING in broad daylight, or the THEFT of one's "hiney" paddle.....

I WOULD COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND!

(haha...I said Hiney)

sometimes there are people that you just cannot talk junk about. This girl is hot and better then 99% of what you see in any arena. Appreciate it and fantasize about it and be happy. She is awfully close to replacing Catherine Bell as my favorite hot chick.

We despise women who are too thin (Catwalk Models).

We despise women who are too fit (Jessica Biel).

We despise women are are too fat (Rosie O'Donnell).

We despise women who are normal(ish) weight, but they are:

-sluts (Paris Hilton).

-idiots (Britney Spears).

-drunks (Lindsay Lohan).

-round in the right places (Jessica Lopez)

The bottom line is that we, as a society, are incredibly critical and judgemental. It's sad.

I think Jessica looks wonderful, and should be proud of her physical fitness.

Alright, I'm sure everyone will call me a hater, but:
Jessica Biel is just ugly. The weirdest fakest pointiest plastic surgery nose (besides Michael Jackson's) and the huge fake upper lip that looks like it's folded over and basically just looks like a slug sitting where her upper lip should be. And her shoulders are broader than most dudes, plus more muscular. Basically, she's manly as hell, and I DONT understand why everyone else but me seems to think she's so hot!

#3 - Jeter is a male whore. Everyone in NY who doesn't kiss his ass knows it. The papers won't cover his nightlife here, cause he's so popular. If he really did our Jessica, he's moved on by now. When he was doing Mariah and they "split" he actually sent a press release out blaming the media for the breakup, by not leaving them alone to pursue their affair. It wasn't that she was crazy, mind you, or that he wanted to plow other fields. If you knew how much the media here loves this guy, you'd know what a joke that press release was.

#3 - Jeter is a male whore. Everyone in NY who doesn't kiss his ass knows it. The papers won't cover his nightlife here, cause he's so popular. If he really did our Jessica, he's moved on by now. When he was doing Mariah and they "split" he actually sent a press release out blaming the media for the breakup, by not leaving them alone to pursue their affair. It wasn't that she was crazy, mind you, or that he wanted to plow other fields. If you knew how much the media here loves this guy, you'd know what a joke that press release was.

Why is everyone gushing about how hot this chick is? When there were pics of Evangeline Lily on here everyone agreed that she looked a little manish in terms of her build. Biel looks just like her in a bikini.

man hands

and man arms

(booking flight to Stockholm for that operation, hoping Jessica will wait)

Smokin' hot. I'd tap that.

#74, wtf are you doing at a site called The Superficial? Chalk up yet another person who really does not get what this site is about.

Anyway, I still think she looks mannish.

I'm not really a Jessica Biel fan but her arse has been getting a lot of media attention recently.

Just look at all these posts!

It's refreshing to see the spotlight on a healthy looking, active woman; whether you find her attractive or not.

Having said that, I have to wonder if she has a stuffed toy for a brain.

I'm not really a Jessica Biel fan but her arse has been getting a lot of media attention recently.

Just look at all these posts!

It's refreshing to see the spotlight on a healthy looking, active woman; whether you find her attractive or not.

Having said that, I have to wonder if she has a stuffed toy for a brain.

15. I'm diggin' the whole exhausted forced sodomy vibe, ... but I don't think Biel would need a dildo. Her penis would probably work just fine.

RPLTC, a very, very, extraordinarily long time!

She does have a NICE body but what happened to her badonkadonk?? Here she's got a flat WHITE girl ass?? Why is her ass bigger in clothes??

cute bum.

SHE'S MANLY AND GROSS. THE REASON HER ASS LOOKS BIGGER {AND MORE ROUND} IN CLOTHING CAN BE ATTRIBUTED ENTIRELY TO THE BUM IMPLANTS THEY SELL AT SACKS FOR LIKE 70 BUCKS.
I FUCKING HATE THIS HAG MAN FACE AND AGREE COMPLETELY THAT STRAIGHT MEN HAVE GAY FANTASIES WITH HER.
HER BIKINI IS AWFUL TOO.
AND SURE SHE'S IN SHAPE, FOR A HERM

PS. SHE REMINDS ME EXACTLY OF THE BIG GIRLS IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO PLAYED WATER POLO.

SHE'S BUTT FOR SURE.

I'D RATHER DO COURTNEY LOVE'S RAGGED OUT CUNT
{AND I'M A STRAIGHT GIRL}

I'm not a lesbian, but that second picture, with her friend holding her waist.... Hhhhhot!

Bull Dyke. End of story...

JBLTV

Wow, Jessica looks great. Cute swimsuit, too. (But that wedgie picture looks pretty darn uncomfortable...I wonder if she was dying to yank that thing out of her butt crack but knew there were cameras around.)

Keira Knightly needs to have a look at those pictures and take a lesson from them. Jessica is still slim, but obviously has a body fat percentage that is over 0%. She doesn't have the figure of a 12yo boy.

Her personal ad should read "Skanky Coal Burning Whore wants a date, any lifeforms welcome."

Derek Jeter is hooooot.

Isn't this bikini a little frilly and feminine for her mannish muscle bound body??? Has anyone noticed how big her shoulders are?

#96 i was thinking the same thing about her bikini...how old are we? 12? since when did skirt bikinis come back in...
i admit, she has a real healthy body, but she looked a lot better on the red carpet when she was all prettied up, in these pictures, not so much...i still think jessica alba blows her outa the water.

btw...you only wear a bikini like that to hide your fatt ass...so why is she wearing such an ugly thing?

Seriously, I thought Jessica Biel was already acknowledged as a lesbian.

I don't care if she is or not; I'm just surprised to see debate about it here.

Grabbing Maria Menounos' ass in public -- if what I previously thought was true is true -- then becomes less shocking.

Last I head, Menounos was straight **and** married, so Biel might want to look elsewhere for more likely girlfriend candidates.

OH MY GOD!

Did I just put a canoe in my pocket or what? DOWN BOY, DOWN!

She looks great even in that ugly bikini!

I just don't get it, I see hotter chicks than this on almost a daily basis, her face IS a bit of a butterface, not horrible but not worth all this commotion for sure, her ass in a couple of those pictures looks like it is starting to be attacked by gravity and so far has been barely managing to fight back but not for long. While Anyone who says that she is not pretty is crazy, but so is anyone who fawns over her as if she was the perfect embodiment of what a truly hot chick should be. It is great to see that you guys at least are drooling over something with meat on her bones but c'mon, lets keep things in perspective.

You guys don't be surprised if she is going all this lesbo shit just for attention. The girl is a media whore and it seems she will do what she has to in order to further her career do you all not remember how she got out of seventh heaven and into movies in the first place? PLEASE

mmm.....well i guess at least someone still looks good in a bikini these days

she has one hellava bum to be a white girl dont you think

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