Jessica Alba's butt looks terrible in a bikini

Oh god that's horrible, I think my penis just exploded.

I'm thinking I'd hit that.

Are the 8th graders back in school yet? Or do I still like little boy parts? WTF was that all about? Fucking sick faggots...........

P.S. Fuck you troll

#1, if I had a penis, I think it'd explode, too.

All over Jessica Alba's butt.

Because, wow. But since I don't have a penis, I'll just sit here and be jealous of Jessica, since MY butt doesn't look anything close to that.

she's hot, but an ordinary guy would strike out with her. still, if you like that type of thing, you could aways just go after that boy who's staring at her, he's probably got about the same body (plumbing details aside). not being judgmental (not my style), just sayin...

@5- If your cock doesn't smile from nut to nut when see her ass, you need to accept the fact you are a homesexual.

We were starting to worry about you Stallion. Glad to see you didn't go out & become a priest over the holiday break.

That is SO not fair! Excuse me while I go kill myself.

Hey, MACARENA!

Sorry, but I just had this overwhelming urge to ruin everyone's day.

Pardon me miss...would you like me to lick the sand out of your crotch?? Or perhaps you'd rather have your spleen given a tongue bath!

She would have been better off with a thong or g-string rather than fighting to keep the one she is wearing in the right place. :)

PS: The group of guys standing around in the first pic on the second row? REALLY SUBTLE, yeah?

Another school shooting:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/03/school.shooting/index.html

Looks like the fucker didn't even have the decency to kill themselves afterwards.

Speaking of which, it sure would be nice if these murder-suicide minded folk would try doing it in reverse order for a change.

all this time i thought cash warren (jessica's boyfriend) was white but apparently his father is black. that means she's had some black cock in her after all.

Cash Warren must be splitting that ass like a hot knife through butter daily, those cheeks almost seem permanently outstretched.

Cash Warren must be splitting that ass like a hot knife through butter daily, those cheeks almost seem permanently outstretched.

oohh, doubelpost. sorry.

I'd tap her in the dumper. That's probably her cleaner hole anyway.

It's like a car accident with fatalities... I can't bear to look... but I can't fucking turn away. My eyes haven't blinked in 5 minutes.

An ass is an ass.

paris hilton struck in face with ice at crabbie's

I like little boys' butts.

You are INSANE! There is nothing about Jessica Alba that looks bad. She's stunning.

perhaps she should get a bottom that fits and perhaps that dude should stop sucking her dick in that picture and maybe all those guys wouldn't be standing around trying to take tips from his techniques.

oh my God......what a phenomenal ass. I would like to kiss it, lick it, sleep on it. mmmmmmmmm

Dude, no. That is hot.

I don't quite comprehend why you need to keep posting pictures of Jessica Alba..if you're that desperate to look at a nice ass, than go to a Brazilian beach. I can't express how much I don't care about her. She has a hott body but her acting sucks quite a bit. Time for you to get a girlfriend.

No, I can't just leave it at one comment. I repeat, no. That looks god damn good in a bikini.

Guess the 8th graders are still on vacation..............Niiiiiiiiice......

@22. Ummm... duh?!?

Anyway, look at all the dudes in that one picture! Even the kid is staring.

Man, she looks awful. lawlz jk

these pics are better than the last ones - she's got a wedgie and she's facing away. maximize your assests (haha), minimize your flaws. she does have a great ass, but she burned off the rest of her naughty bits with too much dieting, her face is just cute (certainly not "stunning" jebus), and she's annoying. pull the wedgie aside, do your business, then just calmly hold her head under the water afterwards, that's the ticket.

Missallanpoe, you completely missed the stupidity of his post. He said her ass looks BAD. Which is a step down from "GOOD!" You have to hunt down those pictures, go through the trouble of posting them and THEN say it looks bad when you know 99.999999999999% of people will disagree.

In other words, Missallanpoe, you were on the right track but not working hard enough at it. He has even LESS of a life than you said.

Of course, this is coming from someone who reads/comments every day and thinks the butt in question looks good, so take it as you will.

is that a bruise on her ass?(in the 1st pic)
Looks like Cash likes to smack her butt.
Thats so retardedly hot.

if I ever have a kid, I'm going name him (or her for that matter) 'Cash' ... since then he'd be able to hit it with hot movie stars even though he's just an average joe ... man it must be a rough life to fetch coffee during the day and spank that all night

Hopefully she likes her own ass. Actually the taste of her own ass. Because the second she starts talking I'm going ATM.

shes got a 30-40 something ass now... time to tone it up a bit jes.

having said that I'd still hit it and watch it jiggle.

Okay, I'll concede that that is an ass slightly lacking in development...what did this bitch stunt her growth? Woudn't kick her out of bed of course, but...for god's sakes do some squats lady, make that rear a bit ore rotund so there's something to really sink my paws into when I am a big movie star and pulling the likes of yourself.

Smells like raw hamburger meat and boiled sardines =)

But if you're into that kinda thing.....

Smells like raw hamburger meat and boiled sardines =)

But if you're into that kinda thing.....

That is some high quality ASS!!!!!!!!.....very nice , nuttin' wrong with that ass. :)

ok, great butt and all that, but i hope all these pics are leading to a post tomorrow with 3 ten-second video clips. the guys know what i'm talking about.

I for one would like to thank you for another opportunity to admire Jessica Alba's ass.

@38 maybe you should start cleaning your pussy.........

P.S. I like little boy butts........

That's the problem with you Itallian STD...you reply to things having nothing to do with you.

You can resume shaving your back hair now....or doing whatever you were doing with little boys butts..or something of that nature.

I haven't commented on this site in well over a month... now I'm reminded why.

It's like being in the middle of special olympics competition without the talent.

Although I would like to say "hey" to Papa & BigJim...

That's the problem with you DanYell, you're a fucking cunt who's parents couldn't afford an abortion. I would have done it for free with a steak knife if I knew you were going to turn out like such a dumb monkey. Other monkeys know how to fling shit too, you just spit it..........

Hey, Sasquatch is back! Happy New Year DanYELL! How bummed are you that you had to wait a TWO extra days to get your First of the Month paycheck?

Crackwhore/mother comment coming in 5, 4, 3, 2.....

I don't have hair on my back, but if I did, I'm sure it would be less then that thing you call a pussy. CUNT!!!

I post on here and dumbasses (like you) feel the need to pick ME out of the hundreds of posters to "pick" on. Hell, I haven't been on this shitastic site in what? $, 5 months. I'm glad you even remember me. Can't say the same for your ass.

I believe it was YOUR mother who couldn't afford that abortion. I mean, working several shifts at the Fish Shack surely can't add up to...what is the price of an abortion nowadays? I dunno. I'm sure that 3.50/hour wouldn't foot the bill anyway.

"Monkeys". How original. Run along now Casper...run along.

Hi Jrz!!!

(Ignoring ItalYAWN the STD. Tell your mother to take extra shifts at the Fish Shack so that she can afford an abortion the next time she decides to pop a bastard out of her smelly cooter hole)Kay? Thanks.

I'm a SMELLY CUNT!!!!!

Hello Troll

I didn't ask for any help TROLL, fuck off. Shouldn't you be posting how I like little boy butts or some shit.............

Ok ok she looks great. I'm pretty jealous.

However, look at those guys just openly ogling her like she's a piece of meat. That's just plain creepy. That would skeeve me to no end if I were here.

Danielle: "Hell, I haven't been on this shitastic site in what? $, 5 months."

Weren't we subjected to her ravings for several days back in December?

you know, i have to say i agree with #5 and #18. she has a boy- like, nicole richie body in the front with a j-lo ass. i just cant see whats so hot about her, im sorry!dont get me wrong, she is NOT ugly by ANY means, but i like the looks of katherine heigel ( i cant spell! ), jamie presley, kate bosworth ( with a little more weight) and adriana lima. please dont attack me now! :)

Who the hell are you? What's this "we" thing?

I'm subjected to reading your lame posts...and do I complain? No, I don't.

Go drink bleach now. ♥

"That would skeeve me to no end if I were here."

er...yeah...I mean "her".

Danielle, you are such a fucking piece of shit. And if I could bury my fucking stiletto heel into your temple and GRIND I would.

#36 you summed it up! danyell, dont be an ass, Stallion rocks!

lol, zanna!

Uuuuhhh.... damnYELL? Please behave yourself. My 27th New Year's Resolution for 2K7 was to insult you until I could literally hear you cry over the web. Please don't make me. You should know that there's some idiot trolling here, which is why you don't see us around that much lately. So be a good girl and do like everyone else does, and insult the troll, lest Stallion verbally slays you again...

richport, was that really your new year's rez?! fuckin awesome

Yea, the other 26 involved fucking, drinking and smoking more... not necessarily in that order. Oh, and to stop kicking other people's puppies... I really need help with that.

Ummm....BitchSnort? Please MYOB. I'm glad that I could be included in your New Year's Resolution list....right above not taking your wig off in public while doing the hokey pokey and sucking a dildo. Good for you.

"Please don't make me"? Is that supposed to be some sort of threat? Barney could come up with better rebuttal's.

I honstly did miss you, however. You are the center of my sky, the light in my eyes....the puke in my mouth. Honestly.

Stallion couldn't verbally slay a deformed mouse yet alone slay me.

Keep hope alive crackwhore ♥

Jeez, danielle, why don't you shock us all just once and say something intelligent?

Yay! Richport and Zanna!

damnYELL, the 'please don't make me' was more for me, you know, like when that Hulk dude used to say "Mr McGee, don't make me angry..." I was kind of hoping you'd revamp you style for 2007, but it seems as lame as a three-legged dog with syphillis (no, I'm NOT talking about your mom this time). Glad to see you learned that ♥ trick. Yea, you were on my list. I told the wife that I needed to shit on a welfare recipient and she agreed, saying too many of our tax dollars go to teenage whores. Good luck.

Yes Danielle is totally so much better at rebuttals/comebacks:

I believe it was YOUR mother who couldn't afford that abortion.

Zing!

*68*

Like what? How you should die? How you should die? Am I reaching for the stars here? Do tell.

*70*

Your facial herpes has obviously spread to your cracckling fingers because...you can't type worth shit.

What "trick"? Are we on the same page? Who cares about your night job?

As if your fugly ass actually has a "wife"←

Lol.

Bubblewrap does NOT qualify as an actual human being.

-♥-

"cracckling"

and danielle can't spell worth a shit....

I know someone who actually KNOWS DanYELL and they said her ass looks like a pillowcase full of doorknobs.....

TRUE STORY.

Her ass; or, her face?

Oh, wait! There's a difference?

Well, I for one would like to know where the Fish Shack is.

-This coming from someone with the name:

"Hastapasta". You silly broad. Go drown.

And...Zanna, is it? Why do you keep posting?

You're not funny. Funny looking...but not funny. Seriously.

Go picck up a Jokes For Dummies book.

Pronto.

Oh man, do I even have the energy to get in on this? I loves me a danyell gangbang.

nice, butt she's no Jessica Biel!

(snore)

Please don't.

The Groupie quota has already been filled.

Go get constipated ♥

Are you kidding me? I couldn't verbally slay a deformed mouse? I thought I did just fine with a retarded cunt like yourself. I was wondering, when your butch girlfriend eats you out, do the pussy ants sting her? I know that no man could put up with a stupid cunt like you. It has to be some deformed lesbo bitch and that's if you're lucky. I can't believe she would even put her face next to such a foul smell, but you did find her when you were digging for dinner in the dump, so maybe it is possible.

And what is $, 5 months."???????

$5 a month. I thought welfare was more then that. So what do you get, one slice of cheese and a tic tac. Now I feel bad for you. You say you stayed away for so long and yet you come back? It's tough not having friends so why not get shit on by enemies? I can't wait until the video of your hanging leaks out on the internet. Wait, your fatass would just break the rope. Can't hang a whale, you're lucky I'm sick cunt, because my head is not in the right place to be fucking with you. Although, even with my nose stuffed up, I can still smell your stank ass pussy..........

*throwing up*

I just remembered something. Fighting on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded..........FUCK YOU!!!

Wow.

I like so totally misjudged your intelligence.

That about sums it up.

(what's that over there??.....be right back)

Must be a doughnut or something...

(Or your side-show freakazoid of a mother *cough*)

Single-cell amoeba everywhere are thanking Danielle for elevating them up the food-chain.

Mine was better.

Why does she keep giving herself a wedgie? So glad we can't see the front of that bottom piece, ugh. Jess, it's supposed to go over your butt, not in it.

What's that?

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8 ignorant groupies? (The total seems to rise every second or so..please forgive me for any false calculations).

Well, I only have one thing to say to that.

Let's all stand and do the official "Danielle's Horrific Bunch of Needledick Groupies Who Love and Adore Her Fan Club" Salute.

And...1,2,3:

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j228/purplelove1/1-8.jpg

Congrats.

You've now been accepted (rejected).

Losers.

danielle: really, truly, I don't think you are an arrogant, ignorant twat.

But, what's my humble opinion compared to everyone else who has ever read your rantings.....

id put my mouth on her butt...before she wipes

www.carpemundus.com - gross

In an odd ethological turn of events, Jessica Alba's ass lured a group of chimps back to their former habitat, after they had left presumably for greener pastures. Not surprisingly, feces were flung against the walls in a territorial display. It is unclear whether the chimps will remain or wander off yet another time, again singing their mournful songs about leaving their once beautiful but now impoverished land of origin (apparently they're Irish chimps). Stay tuned.

pssst. @78 biatcho- Ever been to Ferrets?? You gotta come and visit.

psssst..HotAss Guys BigJim, Barbado Slim, Papa- You should visit over at Ferrets!

Love, Ferret's PrettyRecruiter and of course Ass Kisser

You're crazy if you think that her ass looks terrible... I wanna make it my friend and hit that....

Even gay men would acknowledge Jessica Alba has a nice body.

The only people who would ever say unkind things about her body are:

a. girls who are much fatter than Jessica Alba and are envious of her fame, popularity, and beauty.

b. the bitchier male homosexual set that likes to criticize all women with fat/hair/clothing comments, and yet they themselves are pasty, usually overweight and have very bad acne and wear makeup.

c. girls who may have a body comparable to Jessica's but still hate her because they envy her fame and fortune. The basic "I'm as hot/hotter than her and she's famous and I work at Bloomingdales!" bitch.

prettybaby - please tell me there are trolls at ferrets? Please? Because I really love using the word troll & I adore stupid people who are less than.

By the way, Libraesque is STILL fighting with everone it comes into contact with. it is currently arguing with misanthrope on the Jessica Simpson/John Mayer thread. If you're bored I suggest getting in on it while I sit back & laugh at the whole thing.

I blame that half-witted dyke for the server crash by the way.

Thanks, PrettyBaby!

Yeah, you guys should definitely come over to my place for a visit - it's 100% guaranteed troll-free.

what butt LOL? she doesn't have any.
seriously people, I don't know what you see in this chick. her butt couldn't be any flatter, she has no tits and she has a body that resembles a stick with 0 curves. her face is cute but nothing special. I understand that all glamed up caked in makeup all skanky looking baring her clothes and all airbrushed and photshoped in movies like Sin City and promo pictures she looked hot to you guys, but come on, this chick is so average any time when she's not playing a skanky role off camera. cute is all you can say about her. seriosly guys, open your eyes. I don't know what kinda girlfriends you have or how women look like where you live, but I'm sure many of your girlfriends could be a lot hotter and prettier than this chick is, so stop idolizing a cute chick and look at what you have (if it's better of course). Jessica Alba for sure is completely invisible next to my fucking hot girlfriend and only wishes she could look a little like her.

to #6
- you obviosly have never seen what a hot ass or a real woman looks like in your life. come on dude, this chick's waist is just as wide as her hips and her back is actually wider and bigger than her ass. that is one flat ass and a total stick 0 curves body.

this kind of hottness should be illegal.

>>seriously people, I don't know what you see in this chick. her butt couldn't be any flatter, she has no tits and she has a body that resembles a stick with 0 curves<<

Yes, but that ass is tighter than a first basemen's glove.
Sure, she's skinny, no tits, short as a fire plug, but that ass could crack walnuts.

Hmm.. I'm a chick and all for hot females, but Jessica doesn't really do it for me.
She has a cute face, and her ass IS nice, but she's flat and I just don't find her all that alluring... and I'd rather have my body.

And CowgirlUp, I completely agree! Why the hell is she giving herself a wedgie? haha.

LMAO @ #102. Crack walnuts!!! Your funny!

@103 ....Mmmm yeah nice try fattie.

My penis exploded and I have the towels to prove it.

Shes giving herself a wedgie cos she likes anal. She cant get a nice stiff one up there so the bikini bottoms just have to do! A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!

I'd hit that. Then I'd lock her up in my closet, come back in 48 hours and hit it again!

I'd hit that. Then I'd lock her up in my closet, come back in 48 hours and hit it again!

(99)HellOO Sweetie,happy new year to you.Hummm,indeed a burka would be more suitable to Jessica at the moment.

She has the best ass in hollywood.

Don't get me wrong, her ass is nicer than 90% of the population, but she has a bit of the shovelbutt deal going on. It hangs a little, don't it?

My eyes still haven't blinked, since I saw that fine young thing in photo 5, the little dude on the left.

I'd like to lick his puppies!

My eyes still haven't blinked, since I saw that fine young thing in photo 5, the little dude on the left.

I'd like to lick his puppies!

Sorry, double post, but Damn!

Sorry, double post, but Damn!

Sorry, double post, but Damn!

Ya her butt is sooo bad.

How bad is it? (everyone)

It's so bad, i would shove my tongue up her shaved @sshole, until she couldn't stop orgasming. (after i cleaned it in the bathtub.)

all those guys standing around eventually just resorted to ape-mentality:

A-Ta! A-Ta! Eeep!! uuh- uh, uh, AH-AH-AH-AH Eeep! EEEP! A-TA! A-TA!

No, she's mine, bra, Cash replies, as he wisks her away in his animal that rolls on rubber feet....

I don't know which side of Jessica Alba looks
terrible - her butt or her nasty no-makeup

face

This is a joke about her butt right?

It looks good!

I was looking at these pics at work yesterday, and I had to wait to leave the office because of the tent in my pants.

That ass is perfect, round and tight. It sure as hell isnt flat.

God damn you, superfish guy! Now I'm a lesbian. Are you happy you prick??? I have no idea how to sexually satisfy a woman, Jessica... but I'm willing to learn for you.

She is REALLY starting to look anorexic...and having sex with her would be like having sex with a street lamp...

LMAO dudes!! you're sad! wether you are little boys who have never seen a real hot woman's body and aren't aware of how a womanly body looks like, or the same but you aren't little boys, you're losers that could be turned on by a fly who haven't seen a hot chick in your whole lives and probably never will, which is very sad. or women, as I see at least 50% of the people complimenting this chick's flat ass and stick body are women, and probably think it's a nice body or that the chick is hot because they're fat as fuck ugly cows. gawd, this chick is so average, and her body is like this: || I can't believe that you're so dumb or desperate to find this woman hot and that flat ass nice and think that that stick 0 curves body, which resembles a boy's body more like a woman's body, is actually nice. ROFLOL @ all of you, I feel bad for you, haha. go get some real hot chick and real hot ass and stop idolizing an average chick over your computer screen!! (but oh well I'm sure most of you couldn't get any anyway so it's understandable)
ok, some lessons guys and girls. this is what a nice ass, a nice body and a hot chick looks like:
- http://i1.tinypic.com/3zrrksz.jpg

Again. Carbs are your friends.

and this:
- http://i10.tinypic.com/2vi06yc.jpg

and this:
- http://i11.tinypic.com/2dkiyox.jpg

#112-116 - Ass Troll, uou are truly a worthless dirtbag... even the other worthless dirtbags think so.

#127 - Thanks for the Vida pic. I won't be able to get up from my chair for hours...

#124-you are SOOOOOOOO right!! A girl who has a flat ass like that, and no meat is definitely not sexy! At least the porn industry respects big well-rounded bottoms...lol...although it also has other issues as well which I do not care to mention right now...but, you are right...those guys who think she's hot are retarded and the girls who think she's hot (although she's becoming anorexic) are stupid and that's why there are soo many problems with society today....

I admit, Jessica Alba's ass looks like you could bounce quarters off it - although she is too thin and there's no distinguishing her waist from her hips. I think the best she looked was in Sin City with some junk in her trunk. And she's cute - sometimes very cute.
Her ass in these pics says a lot more than I want *her* to, and she's lucky she has that cute ass and face because she cannot act.

#124, 126, and 127:
yes, in those cases it must be the asses... because it certainly AIN'T the faces that make those chicks hot. Maybe the first one, but her painful expression might be helped by not trying to break her own spinal cord trying to make her ass look more fuckable.

#91 lmao! tune up the bagpipes, we're heading back to our new home...

Best actress ever. No, seriously, because I actually want to watch her. Meryyl Streep and King Kong, ain't got shit on here.

This comment sucked, because I was distracted.

I see better every time I look in the mirror.

Boo ya!

to #130 - the girl in the first pic is the same as the one in the second pic. she's incredibly beautiful and gorgeous. maybe not good pics, but check her out, she's incredibly stunning, Jessica Alba cannot be compared to her in the best looking day of her life, she's not even on her league AT ALL, it'd be a joke comparing Gina's gorgeousness to a cute average chick like Alba. Gina (that's her name) is WAAAAAAAAAY prettier. Actually Gina is incredibly beautiful and stunning, while Jessica is only cute. You can see Gina in Eminem's Superman video, and damn is she beautiful and is she fine, not to mention her ass. Actually, Eminem had hired another girl for his video but when he saw Gina he fired her and wanted Gina on his video badly. He wanted to fuck her badly after shooting the video but she refused, she's married.
The other girl is Vida. And she's waaay prettier and hotter than Alba too. Alba's not even on her league and doesn't come even close to being as hot and beautiful as Vida is neither. You can clearly see from the pics that Alba has nothing to do next to those girls and how beautiful they are, but if by looking at these girls you can't appreciate it, I suggest to check them out more. Because Alba is a man and kinda ugly next to those 2.

Ok forbidden...maybe the first girl is prettier than alba, but the last one..vida? nah uh...maybe she has a nice body...but a horse's face...sorry to say...

Actually..I take that back...Vida does look good on other pictures...check out her website..however, the one you showed us here is BAD...

Forbidden:

I don't know about Vida or that other girl's picture you posted. I've seen more beautifully voluptuous women who haven't had cosmetic surgery or aren't airbrushed to death, feel me?

As a curvy woman, I appreciate natural curves, no matter if it's on someone slender like Scarlett Johanssen or someone larger like Jennifer Hudson.

But posting pictures of a surgery-ridden body that has to maintain the figure by exercising and dieting everyday isn't realistic. You're preaching about men loving a real woman but you're posting pictures of airbrushed models. Contradictory, yes?

Right?

::waits::

Guys?

Anyone?

Forbidden:

I don't know about Vida or that other girl's picture you posted. I've seen more beautifully voluptuous women who haven't had cosmetic surgery or aren't airbrushed to death, feel me?

As a curvy woman, I appreciate natural curves, no matter if it's on someone slender like Scarlett Johanssen or someone larger like Jennifer Hudson.

But posting pictures of a surgery-ridden body that has to maintain the figure by exercising and dieting everyday isn't realistic. You're preaching about men loving a real woman but you're posting pictures of airbrushed models. Contradictory, yes?

Right?

::waits::

Guys?

Anyone?

Forbidden:

I don't know about Vida or that other girl's picture you posted. I've seen more beautifully voluptuous women who haven't had cosmetic surgery or aren't airbrushed to death, feel me?

As a curvy woman, I appreciate natural curves, no matter if it's on someone slender like Scarlett Johanssen or someone larger like Jennifer Hudson.

But posting pictures of a surgery-ridden body that has to maintain the figure by exercising and dieting everyday isn't realistic. You're preaching about men loving a real woman but you're posting pictures of airbrushed models. Contradictory, yes?

Right?

::waits::

Guys?

Anyone?

Wack. I triple posted. Lame! Sorry, guys.

normella,
the photos I posted are definitely not airbrushed in the least bit neither does the women in them have any plastic surgery done other than their breasts. if you wanna see airbrushed pictures, look at any Jessica Alba promo pic, that is total airbrushing and photoshoping.
I'm sorry but I doubt you may have seen women more beautiful than these, they are among the most stunning on earth. If that's the case please let me know who they are :D!!! but don't judge them by 1 or 2 bad pics you just saw, get to really find out the way they look. If you don't believe they're 100% real and natural (besides their breasts) and that the photos haven't been airbrushed or altered from reality at all, watch these girls in any movie or clip, there's tons of them, and you'll see how incredibly real, hot and stunning they truly are. And yes, they're 100% real women.

You really think those pictures aren't airbrushed? So you honestly think these women have no stretch marks, cellulite, etc...? I've seen that exact picture of Vida Guerra in a magazine. EVERY picture for a magazine is airbrushed and photoshopped. Talk to any magazine editor. Also, all pictures of models are touched up. Sorry to disappoint you.

I can't dictate who YOU think are the most beautiful women on earth, but I'm sure you've never been all around the world. Forming a universal opinion like yours based on celebrity photos is quite naive. I'll tell you what, though. I've seen more beautiful women walking down the street.

I've seen several pictures of Vida Guerra. I don't find her very pretty at all. This is my logic behind what makes a physically beautiful woman: Take away the extreme dieting, exercising, plastic surgery (because having your breasts done IS considered altering your physique) and then what do you have?

If you're left with the exact same figure and face, you have a beautiful woman. Most of these models and celebrities are fixed up already. I personally don't worship them and neither should anyone else.

And may I just add, just because a girl is voluptuous (like Vida) doesn't mean she doesn't diet and exercise like a maniac. She has said herself in radio interviews that she has to watch what she eats all the time and has to exercise like a madwoman.

If she let go of all that, she'd be, as Forbidden says, "an ugly fat cow."

I'm just saying...

Jessica Alba has the perfect body. All woman.

normella,
I have no idea about that Vida's photo, but you can be sure she has 0 cellulite and stretch marks. The others - Gina's - are not airbrushed AT ALL. She's a porn star, and those are porn shoots, the second one from a movie. Captions from porn movies don't get airbrushed. And of course she has not a stretch mark or any cellulite at all neither. I've seen her and you can see it in any of her movies - perfect, and 0 airbrushing in those pics. Just stop saying it can't be possible and go watch one of her movies and be amazed. I know it's hard to believe that someone can have such an amazing body for real, but it's true. My girlfriend has a body like that too with 0 cellulite and not a single stretch mark and trust me, I've seen her very close up, and it's totally possible, she's 100% a real woman and it'd be really mean to say she can't be real because she has an amazing body that most people will never have and because she's really hot, she's as real as any other woman, but way better;) of course these women take a lot of care of their bodies, and if they let themselves go they would look worse, but also if Lindsay Lohan got tons of plastic surgery done and started dieting the right way and that stuff she would also actually be prettier and would have a nicer body, but she doesn't - everyone could be a lot of things if they weren't the way they are, if you took all the things they really have going on for them from them, but it's the way THEY ARE, not the way the would be if they were different, so that's a pretty ridiculous thing what you said. These women are incredibly hot and stunning and deserve recognition for who they are and how they are, they could also had been born in Africa and be poor and they wouldn't have a chance to get famous so they wouldn't be - it's not what it could be if you took what it is away, it's what it ACTUALLY IS, and they deserve recognition for it, just as any great sports player deserves recognition for being so good at what they do, oh yeah, if they didn't train or didn't work hard they would not be like that, so what counts is what is left it you take all the hard work - what actually makes them special off? OF COURSE NOT, DUH. And you can't deny that these woman are incredibly gorgeous and have incredibly amazing bodies. Wether you wanna blame the way they do look on airbrushing because you can't believe it could be possible to look like that or not, you know it's true and that they are like that for real. Sorry, but yes. And what's wrong with dieting and exercising lady? and no, you're wrong, these woman could never be ugly cows. first off, they could never be ugly no matter how much they let themselves go, especially Gina, because she's naturally incredibly beautiful. And second, they could never be cows. No matter how fat they could get, they'd never be cows. Being a cow is more than being fat, it's something that comes from the inside.
And what is that attitude that you have going on lady, talking to people you know nothing about like if they were retarded?
wtf do you know where do I travel and how often? you'd be disappointed, actually because of the way my life is, I have to travel a lot worldwide and I work with incredibly hot, beautiful, stunning women, and actually, I'm really into magazines and know very well how they work thanks;) wtf do you know what my beauty opinions are and how have they been formed? I for sure have seen A LOT of breathtaking stunning incredibly gorgeous women in my life -for real-, way more than most people ever will, and that's one of the reasons for me to know what real beauty looks like and to know what I like. And I'm not very interested in maistream celebrities, lady, because they're not the prettiest or hottest at all, by far. I don't know.
Now hun go watch one of Gina's movies and realize that because you can't look like that doesn't mean other women can't.

to #144 - there's not a single womanly thing about her body, except, her vagina?

to #145 what are you fucking retarded? Jessica Alba is fucking fine. Only a queer or ugly jealous dyke would say mean things about my future wife.

to #146 -
the only one who seems fucking retarded -and gay- is you.
oh, sorry, you never got to touch or see a real hot chick, right? not that you could anyway, so you idolize and drool over an average chick with a boy's body. and you have no idea how a hot body or a hot chick looks like anyway, right?
only gay desperates would find an average stick with a boy's body fine.

You can't be heterosexual and say that she is gorgeous. You must have been brainwashed because she has the body of a little boy. She also has the body of Nicole Richie, and her bikini... http://www.justjared.com/images/2006/08/nicole-richie-bikini.jpg

You wrote way too much.

All I have to say is:

LMFAO @ the whole #145 post.

P.S. Your opinion of what's "incredibly gorgeous and stunning" isn't everyone else's opinion of what's gorgeous. If you ask me, I say Sophia Loren in her prime is just about the most beautiful woman I've ever seen on-screen.

But hey, that's just me.

And I highly doubt you've been to every single country in this world. Anyone who has wouldn't post pictures of a video ho and a porn star and insist they're more beautiful than every single woman on the planet.

Damn, society really is fucked up, ain't it?

You must be really naive to think that an actress or a porn star should be recognize for her perfect body. Our body is probably the most unstable part of us. You will have bad surprises in 10 years when your perfect gilfriend (or pornstar) will get cellulite. You should start to look at a woman as an intelligent being instead of a sexual object.

am i the only one that sees a big nasty scar on her butt? maybe i be imagining things.

I've noticed that there are certain women in Hollywood that guys feel obligated to call sexy even when they look awful... Jessica Alba is one of them. I don't understand it. Maybe peer pressure? I think so. I mean, she used to have an okay body, but now she's way too skinny. She has no ass, no breasts, no hips even! There is nothing on her that would suggest that she is a woman. Honestly guys, its not blasphemous to admit it when celebs like Jessica Alba and Angelina JOlie look terrible. Even the best-looking people have their off days.

#144- I would rather have Halle's body any day of the week.

Jessica ass is amazing. Even though she has lost a little too much weight, that ass is still perfect.

The fact she is all-natural, healthy and nicely toned just add more to her allure. The fact she has a great smile and seems genuinely happy with her non-famous boyfriend make her seem even more accessable and appealing to the public. She also comes across in interviews as a regular person, not some stuck-up bimbo. It doesn't matter if any of these things are true, what matters is the image.

Between those things and the fact that she has looked stunningly hot in every movie she has done, every magazine shoot, and almost every candid, and now you know why many, many people around the world love her.

You might think she is a bad actress, and you might think she is simply average looking, but there is so much more to being a celebrity.

As for the morons comparing her to some damn porn stars with fake boobs and 2 tons of body makeup... please shoot yourselves.

Take a look at Jessica in "Into the Blue" sometime. Most of that movie is in the water, with NO makeup, just a really great tan. She looks incredible.

Pretty lady. Bad bikini choice.

The two women in the pics "Forbidden" posted are far too made up. "SeverianB" is right--women who look stunning without makeup are the true beauties. Personally, I think Eva Mendes is one of the most gorgeous women in Hollywood.

yah every girl wishes her ass looked like that..but she needs boobies

Are you fucking stupid from the fumes or what??? That girl's ass is hot and even if it isn't at 100% condition, even if that ass was at 50% it would be far better than what you probably pry your jeans over in the morning.

I guess some people is into flat ass and have never and will never touch or see a hot chick and a hot ass.

ROFLOL @ all the losers who think that ass is nice, man is it one hell of a bad an ugly flat ass.

It ain't easy being me, ... a retarded cock whore.

Seriously, go to Ferret's place, he invented the Internet you know!

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Forbidden:

i completley agree with normella!!
i actually DO airbrushing because iv studied graphic art and trust me THOSE GIRLS have been MAJORLY airbrushed!
if you wanna know what i mean go here :

http://www.glennferon.com/portfolio1/

..and see some shocking before and after shots of airbrushing.

those girls are NOT role models, Forbidden. They have no reputation or self worth and thats why they have nothing to lose.. they pose like sluts for the camera and thats NOTHING to be proud of! jessica alba has obviously NOT been airbrushed here, in these candid photos and shes 10 times more beautiful than those skanks with makeup and trailer trash poses. They have been airbrushed, but i think your the kinda girl who likes to look up to them because they make you feel better? like its acceptable to sell your body, and be a whore?
Well its not respectable.

and i totally agree with normella that if your gonna try and show us "real women" DONT show us amature porn stars :) they are the worst of the worst- the fakest of them all, drugged out and depressed/desperate for attention/something wrong in their childhood history.

to conclude: those girls are ugly. and just looking at them you know they must be ugly on the inside too to lower themselves to that standard.

hell, im way prettier than them and i HAVENT been airbrushed and i dont pose like a whore. and i see prettier girls in the street than those skanks screaming for approval. i feel sorry for them and anyone who looks up to them and their trash. dont come running to us, saying that women with hard lives to have to resort to posing in a g-string with greasy hair and a drugged out face is perfection. its not, and you have a very deluded sense of reality if you strive to be like them.

meh - doesn't look that bad!

meh, i'd still tap that

Ha,ha,ha, how cute! I would smack that if I were into teenagers boys...
These cheeks wouldn't turn a head in a Brazil's beach!!!!
Just stick with the tits cause the girls here work hard on keeping our attention on something they can fix. Hell, I don't mind a fake boob, either. Thing is, trust me on this, if you think that's an ass worth drooling about, really, you guys need to travel more.

oh please,shes gorgouse and these are just pics taken when she was playing and squesing her but thats why some of them look weird but who cares,shes beautiful,not hot.

I'd so finger her ass hole and lick it out.

jessica is fucking smoking

How about this...

Let's just stop insulting other people's bodies altogether! Wow... Girls who are dissing, stfu. If you have a big ass and think you are better than her because you have curves then good for you! But putting a other women down to make you feel better about yourself is not the way to go. If you value yourself based on how nice your ass/boobs are then I feel sorry for you because one day they will be droopy and gross and since you obviously don't have confidence in who you are as a person you will have NOTHING. NOTHING! WOMEN-STOP OBJECTIFYING YOURSELF AND OTHER FEMALES. When you can accept others for who they are you will be able accept yourself.

i would love to tongue her asshole...

i would love to tongue her asshole...

how does it look bad??

i wish my butt looked like that!

somebodys jealous...

or homosexual

depending on if you're a guy or a girl

I agree--she would look much better in a thong showing off her really great
looking Ass but by wearing the bottom she is wearing all you want to do is
see either her ASS or her front/privates exposed. Which is something I would
like to see anyway so maybe that was her intention all along. Seems a shame
though to wear so much when she has such a dynamite figure.

you people are crazy. so you're gonna sit here and tell me that not any of you males, if somehow you got that close to jessica alba, are gonna say that her a butt looks terrible in a bikini. come on let's be serious. or.., find something else better to do. period.

terrible?! wtf... She has one of nices asses out there! Its just the bottom part of the bikini going inside her "crack". A thong wouldnt hurt though... So noo nothing wrong with her sexy little butt.

your gay if you think Jessica Alba's butt look's terrible in a bikini.