aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa first

Pfft, like that's anything new.

Oh look! Relatively high up to post! Go me!!

People that are proud for first comment should be neutered. Also, that's funny.

Yawnn

Sure lohan jessica alba
Alessandra ambrosio > jessica alba
Vida guerra > jessica alba
Roselyn sanchez > jessica alba
Giselle bundchen > jessica alba

For lohan I meant to put

Lindsay lohan < jessica alba

Omg!!! Whatever what I was trying to say is sure jessica alba is way better than lindsay but there are girls out there with better bodies.

Bring on the trash talk haha

Omg!!! Whatever what I was trying to say is sure jessica alba is way better than lindsay but there are girls out there with better bodies.

Bring on the trash talk haha

PHOTOSHOP
yeah they photoshopped my boner for barbadoslim onto that guys crotch

and to answer the question the other poster had for what our story is/what we do: i live w/my parents and i dont care cuz i dont have to pay bills. i went to tech school and got a plumbing certificate of which i am very proud. i have a girlfriend ... she is 16 but my parents think she is 18. i got my GED at 17 and got the highest score in the class - the proctor was amazed and questioned why i was a drop out. i use the pc at the public library which gets highspeed connection and just hang out here most days because it is climate controlled and i get to meet some pretty cool people and it keeps me from feeling isolated. i walk to the library because i need to lose a few pounds (ha) and i dont have a car. and as you can tell i am very intelligent because i post comments all day on a celebrity blog website and i think i am funny as hell and this is so much fun and is a reflection of who i am and how witty and productive i am.

AND BY GOD I ONLY HAVE ONE TROLL!!! i crack the hell up when i see these posts because there is just one person who trolls me and it never ceases to amaze me that this one single person trolls me.

oh ... and i am heterosexual so quit implying that i am gay because i am not. i am straight i tell you.

#4
Now way is Vida Guerra > Jessica Alba. Her tits are hideously overdone and her face looks like a mule kicked it. Off the top of my head I would have to say that Alba is currently my #1 seed. I would have to do a little research to effectively refute the others and yeah that's not happening.

@trashtalker

Jessica Alba is an actress. Of the names you listed, all of the ones I recognised were supermodels.

...

OF COURSE THEY HAVE BETTER BODIES.

Damn these girls and their perfect bodies. It shouldn't be allowed. Bring in The Veil!

Santa brought me a muffin top for Christmas and I can't seem to get it off, let alone return it for exchange/refund.

Ah well, More cake anyone? Buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrp

Of course she does. She's hot.

May I be first to say it:
I'm tired of this talentless broad.

NEXXXXXXT!

#8

please tell me ive jus read that in a bad dream- and u dunt actually live like that. reading ur comments are the only reason ive kept coming bak to this site!
on no, but ur funny, so really your post is justa ironic/sarcastic/tongue_in_cheek thing isnt it? right? RIGHT?
ANSWER ME BITCH!
love you x x x

omg. whats up with Jessica Alba?

She gives me an erection. Or rather she makes me reach for the erection that is waiting in my nightstand.

KABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAMO!

my penis just exploded again.

Because Alba is fatfree and has nOO,noo titties,she should be carefull with this seabreeze.Most at the time coming up in the afternoon on most of the beaches,she could be easily blown away.In this case she could luckily grap the guy's boner and hold on.

Yet another memo from the Office Of The Obvious !

More Jessica hotness..
http://www.celebroundup.com/jessica-alba/

I could read 100 stories like this a day and not get bored!

http://www.
1000s of game cheats for PS2, Wii, Xbox360 and PSP

LOL @ lowlands!!!! that was funny, seriously, shes wayy too thin for me, but her butt is a little big....
more carmen electra, more andriana lima! sorry, i just dont find her as great as the world seems to.....and its NOT the reefer LOL
oh, ya, and i AM a hetero male, so dont say im gay just because i dont think shes the next oracle of sexiness.

i agree with trashtalker.....which reminds me, wheres danYELL? i havent seen her inane comments....

14-It's his troll talking. He's been hacked by a loser who types under his name occasionally.

That's not a woody, he's digging for change so she can get a sno-cone.

good thing she's thin, otherwise i don't know if she'd actually feel anything from that boner-ette

There are times when you guys are sooo funny...

And then there's now.

I find her a touch skeletal, I can see ribs - only time I wanna see ribs is if I'm at a texas bar-b-que.

That said, she's got a rather nice bum and a honey of a face. Ha! You see what I did there? Honey? HA that was a movie she was in...it's a play on words...and..um..nevermind.

You do realize she is laughing at it in the picture.

"I'm flattered, but that thing just plain sucks."

I'm fucking mad I'm not her.

I hope size doesn't matter to her...

#18

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

Whew, I'm glad to know that #8 is just a hacker. I was going to send my sympathies for the size of his "photoshopped" boner.
To me, Alba does need a bit more weight. When she loses pounds, she loses breasts and hips, but keeps butt and belly stays the same. Bring back the curves and Jessica will have that extra something that most of these "it" girls lack.

Hey, the kid is Justin Long' son?

This reminds me of the time I went to the beach... except there were more boners, women slicing their throats, babies who before could only crawl were running after me yelling "mama", and of course my entourage had to fight off the hoards of men spraying their ejaculate in my direction and throwing themselves on my guards bayonets trying to rape me. I feel sorry for those guys, really. It's not like they can help it. I was thus banned from the beach for a year unless I come wearing a burkha, but even then the burkha usually bursts into flames because of my uncontrollable hotness. So you see, now I can only go to the beach with 20 year old Swedish male models named Sven who wear protective goggles that make me look more ugly - like Gisele Bunchden for example. It's quite complicated and exhausting to be this god damn fine.

Considering all that underboob action he's getting there, I would have to call him gay if he didn't have a boner.

She's pretty but if she loses any more weight she's going to start looking like an ethiopian. Ribs are not a good look but make a great snack.

Oh please. Haven't we seen enough of this little twerp for one week? Not everyone's into this obessesion of yours you know...

it's not who has the better body

it's who has a healthier body

False advertising. I expected more boner shots.

Morticia, you can go to hell with your opinion.
The more Alba the better.
That picture is a riot.

oshgosh LOL!!!!!!! i cant stop laughing, you fuckin rock!
oh yeah, and i still hold fast to my feelings on albacore. BORING! nicole richie torso, tree trunk legs and a j-lo ass. she needs a sandwitch, but i still dont find her very pretty.

Skinny little Nancy Callahan...

I got a boner on the beach once. It caused an eclipse.

Jessica has nice titties..

Big, fat, stretch marked titties are overrated. I'll take perky anyday.

Yes, Adriana Lima > Jessica Alba, but only when it comes to the body. When it comes to face, Alba trumps everyone.

Gisele? Pft, she has no shape. She's just a tongue depressor with big, fake boobies. And Vida's got maaaad cellulite, man! Have you seen her on the runway when she doesn't have airbrushing all over her booty? It's scary.

My personal favorite body is Arielle Kebbel. Damn, that girl's legs go on forever!

*sigh* My mother's starting to think I'm a leabian because I talk about hot girls more than hot guys. I can't help it if most of the guys in hollywood are so...bland.

Look - I agree - she is hot, however, notice where the hipbones are? Also, notice that her saddle-bags (or where they would normally be if she were any "fatter" are larger and more wide-slung? (so is the butt in back) That indicates if she doesn't keep working out, the saddlebags would be sloshing around like one of them ole' Wal-Mart Mammas? She better stay away from burritos is all I'm sayin.

All I know, is for how "fat" I am compared to hollywood, at least my actual hip bones are the widest point on my otherwise beer-ravaged bod.

Note: Charlize Theron is truly hot.

Also, Alba's face is so-so, her boobs are not to be desired in my wildest bisexual fantasies - however, Scarlett Johanson's boobs.... ::drool::

Otherwise - nice boner. That give me a mild Female boner just thinking about grabbing a boner in general.

jeezus Superfish guy, Jessica Alba is a pretty girl for sure but your infatuation with her is making this site kind of one-note dull.
I gotta admit It's tons better than your Angelina Jolie phase, though.

#46 - Have to agree with you:
Charlize Theron > Jessica Alba
Scarlett Johansson > Jessica Alba

(sorry if I misspelled their names)
That being said, I still wouldn't kick J.A. out of bed unless she was better on the floor.

Enough with all those sexy girls in bikini. There are women on this site who would enjoy some orlando or brad on the beach too. It won't be a big change since jessica alba is as curvy as a man.

shes got no talent, no boobs, and her face looks like it got run over by a truck. got she looks like a 12 year old child. with her ZERO curves. that would be like feeling up a wall.

Just put a orlando bloom on this beach and it would be like a topless jessica alba.

#50 - she's got "mild" curves. But you are right: little to no actual talent; the face leaves something to be desired.

There are better, curvier girls to be feeling up. But, they must not go cavorting on the beach everday, either - they are probably working/reading scripts.

But, I would still do her, but I'd probably not leave my phone number on the nightstand upon sneaking out in the morning.

'fish, can we get something other an Alba? Men, Women, whatever, as long as it's not Lohan, Paris, or Brit-Brit. Please with sugar on top?

I don't want to be overly-critical (cough,yeah right) but she seems to have the same affliction as many pretty women - I believe the medical term is 'creepy toes syndrome'.
Check out the right foot, second pic top row - and PASS ME A SOCK !!

I'd fuck Jeesica Alba on the grave of Mother Theresa while the Pope watched as he read the last rites to my dying grandmother.

I'd fuck her 10 feet from a burning house full of orphans and kittens.

I would have eaten her pussy as the Twin Towers fell if I would have been given the chance.

To all of you that claim she looks like a 12 year old boy, she has no curves, a flat ass- etc. ect. YOU ARE NOT BEING HONEST WITH YOURSELF.

Beh. I file Jessica Alba under "Girls who are hot, but basically look exactly the same as every other actress in every other movie or on every page of every magazine, and therefore, are completely boring to me."
I probably passed by ten just-as-good-looking chicks on my walk to work this morning. I don't get the fuss. She is an average sized female with brown hair. Like you don't see that ever.
Then again we live in a world where some people actually don't think Paris Hilton looks like Big Bird.

Jessica Alba gives guys erections? Count Ass Troll out.

Maybe you are not being honest with yourself 54 , just admit that you are homosexual.

I think she's trying to take over the following positions:

Beyonce
Christina Aguilera
Carmen Electra

She looks like all 3 rolled into one in this pic:

http://www.talkingdesktop.com/Jessica%20Alba.jpg

Maybe she should just model..her acting is horrific.

She was my girl crush until I read her recent quote about wanting to be skinnier and taller (5'7" and a size 2 isn't good enough for some people, I guess).

In that third picture, Jessica's asking the other girl if she remembers the time she and Jess 69'd for 14 hours straight and then licked the juices off each other's faces.

Oops, my pants are tight.

54 - Remember that time we were taking a helicopter ride over the flooded homes in the ninth ward in New Orleans and that black woman was holding her baby up begging us to save her before the the swamp rats came and 'et her up and you decided you rather eat my pussy? That was hilarious, as well as pleasurable... good times.

OMG look at pic 8, i didnt evan notice that lil perve till i made the image bigger! actually he really freaked me out..... im scared.

Sure would like to see more gossip items and less pointless Alba shots. Even if she were hot (which she just isn't), too much of a good thing is still too much.

#63 - She's not hot? What are you? A gaf?

I don't blame this dude at all. I wish it was me in the picture. I would autograph it for Jessica.

a) Lots of women out there are better looking

b) Jessica Alba is not a good actress, and makes terrible films (except Sin City, but come on she was in that for 10 minutes)

c) There hasn’t been ONE interesting story written about her in the past 3 years

Why post on Alba when you could post on somebody who is A; better looking, B; more talented, C; more scandalous/interesting?

*yawn*
are we supposed to think this chick is hot? no thanks. you can keep her all to yourself Superfish, you are truly obsessed aren't you?
the more pictures of her you post, the worse her body looks and the least attractive I find her. her body is just like Lohan's, only that she has way less body fat and no boobs, while Lohan has tons of body fat and big boobs.
Flat ass, no boobs, stick body with 0 curves, average cute girl face, but she's not even a really pretty girl. Just because she looked hot in Sin City caked in makeup and that shit doesn't mean she's hot guys, any other ok chick would have looked the same as Nancy Callahan.

Now please Superfish give us something better, it's not hard to find.

I'm tired of fat chicks saying that skinny chicks are like 12 year old boys. I guess it helps them sleep at night. I say get over it. Or at least come up with a different simile.

Even as a heterosexual woman I can see she is beautiful.

not only is her waist as wide as her hips and her ass flat, she has cellulite too! check pictures #2 and #5. yuck.
no wonder why she says she wants to keep losing weight.

#55 - "Paris Hilton looks like Big Bird."
Big Bird has SO much more personality. Just ask my 3 year old!
Comparing those two is a complete trashing of Big Bird. Shame on you.

I still laughed about that comment though. ;^)

Fish - More Scarlett Johannson please!

to #67,
Jill sweetheart, it's the ugly fat cows who get impressed over a stick body with a flat ass and a waist as wide as hips with an average face.
usually girls (and men) who know how a hot body looks like wouldn't want that for themselves.

Whatev. She bores me to tears. Tell me one interesting thing about her, one trait, or one physical feature that you can't find in a thousand other actresses.
And no I'm not a jealous fatty, for fuck sakes, I just have the gift of eyesight.

I'm tired of 12 years old boy looking girls and brainwashed guys saying that girls with hips and breasts are fat. The problem is, you are making a beauty standard with those silly, skinny stars. It is not a matter of being skinny or fat, it is a matter of being intelligent, sane and nice and you can't tell that by a picture.

FIRST !

and J Alba just looks good, it's the face, the body is real nice, the alluringly-blank stare

who knows if curves mean a woman's fat or perfection, or what tit-size is wrong or right, she's just a great-looking young female

every woman's her own statement

let Anna Kournikova have her "career"
and let Jessica Alba have hers

Obviously the cliche "to each his own" applies here but I jump on the Jessica Alba's hot bandwagon too. I'd say 99% of guys would try to hit that if they met her on the street and she wasn't even a celebrity. She has that whole Amer-Asian thing going which is really sexy. I have a friend who looks a lot like her and guys are all over her constantly.

Ha yeah vida guerra isn't all that great but my bfs in love with her ass. But now I gotta tell him about her celly, EWWW.

Roselyn sanchez is in rush hour 2 and she's gonna be in rush hour 3. She's not that well known though.

But anyway, to the person who said I was comparing j.alba just to models, I say angelina jolie, scarlet johansson, and charlize theron take out jessica alba.

There yahh go

Apparently she also likes guys with small dicks.

She has a nice body. I don't like big tits. They're overrated. Give me perky little ones anyday.

She's so beautiful... she makes me feel like crap right now!

Well, that could've been worse.

The ehadline *could* have read "Jessica Alba *Gets* Erection"...

@57- I will come to grips with my sexuality as soon as you your mouth comes to grips with my cock. I love you and don't blame your uncle for what he did to you. He was drunk and you were just a kid.

i'm sorry 81 but i'm not a man, i'm not your type.

Ugh! Oh my goodness! Jessica Alba again?? There are wayyyyy hotter women out there who are also more interesting. Please write about them, Fish. Please?

#43 I'm with you! I mean seriously!! If we have to be subjected to looking at Britney Spears' cootch, can't we at least have one good boner shot?

#49 Amen to that!

O MY GOD, I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW MANY JEALOUS HOES ARE LEAVING COMMENTS ON THIS PAGE. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING PATHETIC! GET A GRIP ON REALITY YOU LOSERS! ANYONE WHO IS DENYING THAT THIS CHICK IS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS NEEDS TO GET THEIR HEAD OUT OF THEIR ASS. Jessica alba is undeniably one of the world's most gorgeous women, and has a gorgeous body that under no circumstance looks too skinny or as some of you are pointing out, has "saddlebags" or whatever. And her face is stunning as well. All of you pathetic jealous little girls make me laugh because its so unbelievably obvious that you guys are soooooo jealous, and in order to make yourselves feel better, you enjoy cutting these girls down any way you can. And for all the guys who are hating on her, maybe you should realize that there are soo many drop dead hot celebrities out there, that even if Jessica Alba isn't your cup of tea, you guys are fucking crazy to say shes boring or not attractive. This really pisses me off. We wonder why all these hollywood women are obsessed with being thin and how they look? WELL NO FREAKING WONDER! They can never win! They cant even go to the beach without someone snapping a pic of(gasp-god forbid!) a small amount of perfectly healthy cellulite and slapping it on the cover of a national magazine. Of course they're gonna wanna avoid that humiliation, and go to extremes to be skinny. 90% of the pop. today has their priorities majorly fucked up. Fuck all you guys.

LMAO That's not a boner

Poor Jess, can she really be happy with a 4 inch pee pee? Yikes.

Oh, and #86, before your artery pops...check the title of this forum ya spaz.

(66)Dunno if it's good idea to put photos on of tOO hot chicks.Imagine all those gallons of saliva what's dripping into those keyboards?Tongues will get stuck between the keys and guys going crazy trying to put their boner inside the printer.When this happens there will be a risk that some fuckers can send me claims because of all this...But anyways,now you're making me really curious...Where can i find these easy to find hO(O)t chick(s)??

Freaking hot - that's what she is.

Outstanding, mind-numbingly gorgeous. Plain and simple.

And good lord, forgetting even about the body and the hair, and the skin and the boobs and, the... where was I?

oh yeah.... The smile! For the love of God, she's even got a beautiful smile.

She is a gift from the Gods - - and we should keep her.

Thanks for the bump, Fish!

Beh. I file Jessica Alba under "Girls who are hot, but basically look exactly the same as every other actress in every other movie or on every page of every magazine, and therefore, are completely boring to me."
I probably passed by ten just-as-good-looking chicks on my walk to work this morning. I don't get the fuss. She is an average sized female with brown hair. Like you don't see that ever.
Then again we live in a world where some people actually don't think Paris Hilton looks like Big Bird.

LO-motherfucking-L!!!!!! i agree, shes so average

to #86-
it feels bad to be an ugly chick doesn't it?

to #90-
I understand now, if you're into chick's smiles instead of real hot chicks. by the way, I don't like her face and her smile at all, neither her body obviously.

to #89-
to name a few celebrities (instead of chicks that are not even close to that famous but way hotter): Adriana Lima (whoever said Alba's face is better needs glasses, because Alba is not on Adriana's league at all, body and of course looks wise (including face), Adriana = a really pretty girl, Alba = an ok girl who I don't find even pretty or attractive, Angelina Jolie, Jenna Jameson, Jessica Simpson (wether you like her or not now that's a pretty face, not Alba's), Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson (sorry if you guys don't like her because you're into all that natural and moralist shit, but she's insanely hot and really beautiful (waaaaay more than Alba)), Charlize Theron, Vida Guerra, Monica Bellucci, Paz Vega, Scarlett Johansson and a looooong etc. The list is so long I could keep typing names for hours, not to mention the millions of girls who aren't that famous or who aren't famous at all, who are waaaaay hotter (too hot, the real hotness of the world, not these celebreties).

(93)Ooww,with some ho(O)tties you sum up here i agree.But Pamela..?I won't say anything about her now but there will be a big risk Kid Rock and his bodyguards and Tommy Lee will be busting my door...I don't care about the fight what will follow,i'll print anyway my fists on their heads,but my newly painted door will get damaged.With Tom i'll have a giant cockfight and big chance my furniture and interieur will get mashed up by all those slapping cocks...Ewww...

Jessica Alba is the closet homo's last beard before coming out. She is FUG-ly.
I'd rather fu¢k a real woman than this a no-talent, scrawny, completely unfeminine wannabe who frolicks on beaches in mis-matched bikinis hoping someone will take her photo so a bunch of losers whose blow-up dolls have sprung a leak can blather on about how hot she is.
Her 15 minutes are officially UP.

You must all have some serious self esteem issues. She is hot, and was great in Dark Angel.

BTW. If that guy has a hardon, he might consider going to see a doctor about getting an enlargement done... because the fucker is tiny

BTW.. If a dudes dick doesn't at least come to his belly button, then he should probably kill himself.

(94)It's penis you fucking troll...You know your mum is watching,where're your good manners..?

(94)It's penis you fucking troll...You know your mum is watching,where're your good manners..?

(99)Didn't have your double espresso yet?

(99)Didn't have your double espresso yet?

She has a naturaly beautiful body. no big fake tits - and damn what an ass! The thing i luv about this chick is she is not your usual skanky whore of a hollywood freak that most of them are lately.
If i had a penis there is a good chance i'd have an erection :)
Leave the insults to the likes of Paris and the hohan k

Hhahaha... woops this is not even funny john ;)

I always prefer blondes though................. yeah dats better

http://www.talkingdesktop.com/fantastic%20four%20jessica%20alba.jpg

She's not half as cute as Kiki Dunst. Or even Kate Hudson.

@ laura # 86:

hoes are for gardening.

HOs are for fucking.
just stating the obvious.
on a side note, HMOs are also fuckers.

Because superfish is too slow.......

http://perezhilton.com/topics/exclusives/new_years_eve_leftovers_20070105.php

fuck i've got way too much time on my hands today and i know you all really want to see these.....maybe

(93)Anyways Sweetness,i'm sorry about your robbery.If there's anything i can do to ease your pain a little...Let me knOw.

Just tell your insurance you were robbed for about $15.000....

Jessica Alba is the gold standard bellweather of female attractiveness. She is perfection. She give me hardon attacks.

lol @10

my thoughts exactly

everyone says I look like her, so I feel pretty damn beautiful right now because of all the comments and glory she has been getting on this site. haha. i think her bikini top might be upside down though; my friend's mom always reminds me constantly "you look like that girl from honey and sin city"

Sweetie, your friend's mom is trying to find a nice way of saying you look like Benicio Del Toro.

To 111.

Read 76:]

Btw roselyn sanchez is an ACTRESS

Picture of the year. Should be featured on TIME magazine.

Just saw the new 'Rocky' movie (ummm...lost a bet...as they say...)
Thought it was ok, until someone pointed out the chick playing his new girlfriend wasn't Amy Sedaris - and it wasn't a comedy.
So....it's what you thought.
(the people at the back of the theatre kept yelling -'you're gonna be off topic' or something...Maybe it was my top hat)

Oh yeah and I never stated that they had better bodies.

I MEANT to say that they're just better than her IN GENERAL

Public at LARGE : Bitter. Binky - YOU - and your juvenile 'commentary'. You must be a bitter person Binky. Do you feel bitter ?
Binky : Sweet.

#95 Googlygoo:

You are a fucking moron.
You would try to fuck the shit out of her given the smallest, slimmest, glimmer of a chance.
You're not fooling anybody honey.

Enough said.

And we all know how fucking hot Benicio Del Toro is. Where's my damned double dong, ...

im so sick of this annoying twit! her titties look like rasins and cash could eat pudding out of the dimples of her ass and thighs! fuckin so retardedly vile......
sorry, shes not my cup of tea and never will be.

know who else is busted looking? rosario dawson......but she did look hot in sin city. she shoulda played nancy....at least dawson has EXPRESSION in her eyes...oh yeah, and jay's face looks like a kindergardner. whats up with that? i think micheal jackson called, he wants his pedophilia back....

Ahhhh.....

Yep.

ok, jessica alba is sex on legs
even i have a hard on and im a girl.
now will u please change topics!

haha, so funny the only people complimenting this average stick are chicks!

I know you luv me babe....Anyways,i'm still in the far east.I've to extend my stay with 4 days cause of profesionally reasons...

Oh, come on girls. Alba's not the hottest girl in the world in my opinion, but I'd still give all the teeth in my head to look like her. All you ladies complaining about her 'tiny tits' (so what? They'll be sitting high and pert on her chest when yours are swingin' round your ankles) her 'stick body' (because you know she looks awesome with her slim waist and pert ass)

Like I said, I don't particularly think she's all that hot (give me Shirley Manson, Keira Knightley, Katelyn Rosaasen or Talena Atfield any day) but y'all doth protest too much

I will admit that it makes me feel a little weird that all the men here are like OMG SHE'S SO HOT NOW! What's changed? She was hot before, only now her tits are even smaller, she has no hips and no waist. Her ass looks fat and saggy because the rest of her is so very thin...and all you guys think she's so much hotter now. So yeah, I'll admit that bothers me but I'm not gonna lose sleep over it.

Now...129 you idiot, What waist? She doesn't have a waist anymore because she doesn't have hips anymore. Her ass isn't "pert" it's flat and has cellulite. You want to see a "pert" ass check out Jessica Biel. About her tits, you do know that chicks with small tits can sag too? Tits sometimes deflate after giving birth and they look saggy and gross NO MATTER HOW BIG OR SMALL THEY WERE BEFORE, moron.

Some people, including me, think Alba looked better before. Deal with it. I'm dealing with the fact that all the guys are drooling over her new stick figure, so you can deal with those of us that like her with a little hips and tits to round out her whole body, instead of a stick with a sagging ass...

Furthermore, you think Shirley Manson is hotter than now-OR-then Jessica Alba? There goes all your credibility right there, so just go sit in your corner.

@128.you are absolutely right sir, and the place is rockin'

thanks for the heads up

good move, fish dude, i don't even know how the pic of britney got on this albablog in the first place.

oops, sorry m'am , also noticed they have a nice password register and log in for every nickname..hint hint.

I am gay, but I would get it on with Alba if I could...she is all kinds of sexiness!
I would also do boner boy...he look cute.

wow, she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
overated. i see better lookin broads than her everyday and that is no shit!. i guess if the media tells you shit doesn't stink long enough, you may just believe it.

farty rules!!!

Why is it that this site sucks sooooooo bad now-a-days?

Answers on a postcard please...

Superfish or whoever seems to be obsessed with pre-pubescent looking women. He's very into the girls with itty bitty chests, ie Kate Hudson, Jessica Alba... I think when he's not entertaining us, he's entertaining the 13 year old girls down the street from him.

130# ....a few points.

Firstly, the waist is that bit of the body that nips inwards. The bit located a little above the bellybutton? Since it's anatomically impossible for someone NOT to have a waist, I'm afraid your hyperbole is pointless. Ditto hips. Now, you could say she doesn't have BIG hips, or that her waist-hip ratio is very small, and you'd be correct. She's a slim girl. Well done.

RE: small breasts and sagging. Sure they might sag after childbirth or even naturally, but you sure as hell won't see your navel between them. Which was my point.

As for the cellulite...great point. Women get cellulite. Almost all women, big or small. Those who don't either won the genetic lottery, or have access to an amazing surgeon.

Now, like I said, I don't think alba's all that hot. I didn't think she was all that hot when she was bigger, and she doesn't look all that hot now she's lost weight. But judging by the hysterial OMG SHE'S SOOO GROSS reaction on the superfish you'd think she's grown three heads and six arses. Not so. She might not be looking as good these days, and she sure is overrated. But she ain't ugly.

And yes. I think Shirley Manson is hot. It's called individual taste, and I'm entitled to it, ta very much.

Note to 139: Some grown women have small breasts. They can still breastfeed, thus they still women.

#140 - Of course some women have small breasts... but Superfish's entire audience doesn't find small breasts appealing. He does. So he features them pretty regularly, for DAYS at a time... you'd think he'd want to entertain everyone, not just himself.

I dunno, he had his big titty phase, his angelina jolie phase etc etc. perhaps it's not a breast preference but just pics of whoever's available that day?

I do not work out, my bad I know, but my ass is the way it should be, up, not downward and saggy as Jess has it here. She should eat otherwise she will become invisible.

On the other hand, I love the color of her skin , her big chocolate eyes, and her natural hair. Rarely you can see these days natural hair among starlets. They all wear tacky extensions, so, a big plus for Jessica.

*ignores moron who thinks Shirley Manson is hot*

Alba's skin always looks great, no matter what. It's her best feature I think.

About this site, yeah it kind of sucks now.

But to be fair it is called The Superficial so maybe they've decided to take it in the direction of gofugyourself and other sites that just critique looks instead of focusing on scandal. Which is fine, but the writing on this site has gotten really shitty.

Thanks to whoever posted that Tlyer Durden thing. I checked that site out yesterday and it's like ten times better than this crap.

At least Superfish has a pretty layout, lol

Re:138 etc. I've just been here for the 'pretty layout' for a number of months.
I think the Fish guy must be going thru a period of burn-out or something. Same people -same schict. T'is possible.
But when the chatters continue to ramble on to each other -this place is the google for 'loserville' (try and get out a bit 'regs')
The comments have carried this place - but it would be difficult for everyone to bail to a new same place.

TV TIME
(no-weekend update) - with Binky (your internet pal)
I'm not a huge Seth Macfarlane 'animation domination' fan. (And the industry hates him because he steals material) But when you glance at it - it seems a little more cutting edge than say 'Friends' or 'Everyone Loves Raymond'
And don't you feel these guys might have a bit more on the ball than the 'people running the store ?' as they say.
The Simpson's and Seth porn have helped spread benevolence for the invaders.
When can they take over ? (All the entertainers we get we get are Ronnie R and Arnie...)

And then when you change the channel you get the less realistic cartoon - The Donald.
Difficult to export positively overseas to get a 'benevolence' response.
( more of a 'make the rich pay' thing goin' on than benevolence - possibly get NSA to switch back to beaming Baywatch)

@77 I agree...That little pup-tent would barely qualify as a "boner". It looks more like a crease in that dude's trunks ... speaking of trunks ... MY massive man meat would have been poking JA in the eye, or at LEAST her belly-button. That dude is hung like a thimble.

#147 (related.com) And what happened to Caroline and George ? They used to be the only humans on the show !
I understand they lost the 'my Dad's the owner task' but was this on in the summer ? I must have missed it, kind of like the rest of the shows. It's great to see The Donald bringing in Nepotism to round out the reality TV genre ! What a cutting edge genius !!

#135. I'm a Friend of Dorothy too, and I would also get it on with her, if I thought she wouldn't laugh at my micro-junk, or my beer belly, or my concave biceps, or the rug burns on my knees and elbows, ... and maybe she wouldn't mind that my mom screens my calls. Maybe.

RPLTCLT.

# 150 & 151
If you have nothing to say - feel free to keep it to yourself.

Nice body, rather average face.

(Thank GOD no one reads my stuff - or I'd lose all my material ! )

#135 and #150--

You're perfectly illustrating my point.
Thank you.

155
Thanks for illustrating mine.
BTWUII !
(An oldly but Goody - Newbies will have to look that one up and then vote NADER )

Agreed with the point that we need a break from this place.

Oh, and I CANNOT agree with this perception that Seth McFarlane steals material, it's parody folks, and he's parodying the same thing that the Simpsons and South Park they ALL overlap each other. The difference is that FG and AD go about it differently.
Besides Simpsons has already done everything, South Park is preachy as hell, Seth is going for over the top. IMO

PS:
was there some post deletion action here?

Dear God, don't tell me that Comments have finally been moderated? (judging by the out of kilter references above to numbers that don't exist) Who was blitzed?

I'm keener to know who's been canned, than to find out what killed the news on here since Friday!

Oh Ass Troll, I see you like to post on the weekends too! Now that's talent... doesn't your pimp get mad at you? How do you balance sucking off priests and truck stops cretin with your undying desire to be me? Now that must be a brainfuck. Does it make the bad dreams of the dirty old man who cock-slapped you in the rectory? I'm here to help...

Good to see him nuking some posts (or I was worse than usual on the numbers thing yesterday.)(He nuked all my funny ones)
154 Slim: Even Stewie is based on a football headed little kid from some comic. (It's still usually funny as hell though)

@157...agreed, I also think American Dad has surpassed FG, much like Futurama surpassed Simpsons.

Only my honest opinion

*blushing* I'm the one who got "moderated" for giving a link to the "old" superficial guy's website... my bad. Sowwy.

I just thought I'd take the opportunity to remind everyone how clever and interesting I am. Even though you have all read my ripped "cretin" and "sucking" and "cock-slapped" references ad nauseum, you still love me, you really love me!

I thank God every day that I am me, I mean who else could ( or would ) be? Fo' shizzle!

And by "here to help", I meant that I will felch your rectum anytime, anywhere. 'Cause thats just how I roll, ...

RPLTC!

Yes, I know my days of the week! But, unlike more intelligent and industrious posters who have jobs and earn a nice salary during the day, I slip into my manager's office during down-time at the drive through, and post all fucking day long, every day, without exception! 'Cause that's just how I roll, ...

No wonder she's laughing. Who is that guy, Jude Law? He's no Tommy Lee, that's for sure.

This is just awkward and disturbing.

ehhh....shes...CUTE...not out of this world fuck me now georgeous...im sure in person shes just like everyone else....but for the most part she needs to eat :-)

FORBIDDEN... are you goddam blind?!! yes i love adriana lima.. but..jenna jamesone? VOMIT.
jessica alba is very pretty and anyway its all about opinion!!! not everyone has to agree on whos hot but DAMN shes WAYYY HOTTER THAN JENNA JAMESON!! shes UGLY! shes had so much surgery she looks like a muppet, jessica is natural. i cant belive u think those women are hotter than jess!!

HERES A PIC OF JEMMA JAMESON:
http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/e0c26f36-4051-46ab-8502-79331ecc42a1.widec.jpg

shes hideous. shes a pathetic PORN STAR. and all those gross other girls u named are just as bad. Vida Guerra?? Monica Bellucci(that french chick from the matrix reloaded.. who is OLD)??? they would all look DISGUSTING AND UNRECOGNISABLE without heaps of makeup and airbrushing, jessica alba can be beautiful without all that fake tan, extensions etc thats wat makes her beautiful. if those girls were half as pretty as jessica alba they wouldn't be D LIST CELEBRITIES!

carmen electra, pam anderson and those other whores you mentioned are fake, old and ugly behind the makeup. They are no competition for alba, and girls should not be looking up to women who are as old as my MOTHER (EWW), with fake boobs, loads of fake tan, fake hair, contacts AND surgery- who get money by being sluts and having sex in front of cameras (i read the story how jenna jameson got her break by having an old man sleep with her on camera and he made her stick her own fingers up her ass!)- that is NOT a good role model. if they were as great as jessica they wouldnt need to lower themselves to those pathtic levels! grow some brains forbidden, and i think its ironic "forbidden" is the name of that total ugly airbrushed whore on myspace! (i wouldnt be suprised if you were her and looked up to std-ridden pornstars.)
.....god knows what kind of people you look up to.

dont ever compare washed out 45 yr olds who have been airbrushed in every photo to jessica alba -who doesnt even need to wear makeup- again.

geez...you shouldn't put these posts up when people are at work!