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I love Jennifer Aniston. She's gorgeous.

I think she is really cute! Sorry for what Brad did to her

But the nose is a little too wide for my taste, she could have had that fixed as well

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I sorta dig Jennifer; sick of hearing about her romantic "problems," though; going from Brad Pitt to Vince Vaughn is a problem everyone should have. Damn. She's rich and famous and still hot. Her boobs look real to me. There. Do I have to do everything?

holy hell, i thought i liked Jen, but i didn't even recognize her in Dirt.

danielle, 5? is that sesame street's number of the day?

She was a dog- but now?!? With that new nose- she might be able to get Brad back!!!

7.

Is that a brand of cereal or something? Never heard of it.

DanYELL, as your spiritual advisor, I have to warn you that your post of "5" has opened yourself up to the following kinds of jokes:

**IQ
**Number of Different Fathers your 5 Children Have
**Number of Chins You Possess
**Your Grade Level for Reading
**Number of seats your ass takes up on a plane
**STDs you are currently seeking treatment for
**Dollars you paid for your entire outfit

so what if she had a nose job? so what if her boobs are larger than usual? and so what if she divorced that hollywood hottie and now he and his new beau, Angelina Jolie look like two tired out zombies from raising the kids? she's still the Jennifer Aniston that looks even more ravishing than ever and oh! how we love her so!
~N@ughty

Jen is a beautiful confident woman with an amazing body imo. She doesn't need pussy-boy or vince to complete her

Poor pathetic manheaded Rachel. The bitch that can keep any of her men.

Jen is a beautiful confident woman with an amazing body imo. She doesn't need pussy-boy or vince to complete her

of course brad left her. She's totally frigid, humorless and BORING.

she's one of thos women who thinks she's better than her silly, pretentious L.A. Dlist actress coevals.

she defines herself as NOT being whatever they ARE. so no wonder she has no personality. she's just not.

And this isn't Jennifer fan site douchebags.

Annoying as hell....she feel inferior to Jolie. She may be able to catch up once head transplants are approved by The American Society For Aesthetic Plastic Surgery.

Sometimes I feel bad for JA. It's like celebrity status is slowly passing her by, and she's trying to be graceful, but also desperately trying to remain worthy of the spotlight. She always tries to play everything off like it's a big joke and who cares and it's all good, but really, you kind of get the sense that she's full of it. Maybe it's just me, but isn't JA becoming kind of not interesting as a celebrity? Generally, doing things like kissing girls and having plastic surgery, while trying to joke it off as being silly people gossiping and stuff, I would find that interesting. But from her, it just seems kind of blah.

(crickets)

I guess they don't call it RHINOplasty for nothin'.

Crickets? C'MON! That was SEVEN jokes in one post! Eight if you count me as your spiritual advisor!

wait, i don't get it? crickets?

(crickets)

@2&3 you losers are the demographic that's enabling this cunt to keep getting press. She's not your FRIEND, she's not one of YOU, she's not the girl next door. Brad didn't DO anything to her, he left her because she's her career was more important than being a mother.

Yet crazy Saint-Gelina manages to have and adopt multiple children and have a career 20 times more successful. Those are the facts.

Why does it have to be pro-aniston or pro-angelina? Why can't we hate them both equally?

Jennifer Maniston has got to be one of the fugliest drag queens to ever roam the streets of LA

#24 but Jeniffer Aniston IS my friend and Jeniffer Aniston IS just like me...she said so herself on her website. HAHAHA LOOK AT HOW JENIFFER'S PEOPLE PHOTOSHOPED HER NOSE ON HER WEBSITE LOL...Perhaps they did that so the photo can breath better due to the deviated septum.
http://jenaniston.net/images/jenaniston-v1_01.jpg

#24 - Saintgelina....LOVE it!!!

#23 - I'll take "Things that are trying to jump out of my herpes infested cunt for $500, Alex."

...and by "MY" of course I mean Danielle's. My vag is "spankin' clean". Anyone wanna sniff?

BarbadoSlim:

you sure have a sandy vagina today.

#10 - jrz, a grade 5 reading level might be an overstatement. I'd believe grade 2 before I'd believe grade 5.

I must compliment you Danielle for your new strategy. Responding ambiguously to other posts, leaving us all wondering who you're talking to. Not bad.

Oh, wait ... I just realized that you're only writing what you're hearing inside your head. Never mind - carry on.

I'd tag this before any of the Three Splooges (LiLo, Paris, Brit) any day of the week. A dead lay is still a lay, okay?

P.S. - To DamYell, before you type something stupid, a "dead lay" does not imply having intercourse with a corpse. Just to set you straight.

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I LOVE IT...AREN'T THEY JUST BORING???

And the fan club expands...just like wedgie's rectum...and her/his/its mouth...and her snatch...hell, you'd open up for the mail man if her offered your fugly ass a hotdog. Cheap slut.

Hey, DanYELL, I've wanted to hook you and Ghoulia up for a couple of days. I think you got some competition......this one tries to insult us in FRRONCH.

If by vagina you mean penis then yes I do have sand in my long thick vagina.

#33 - I'm sorry, I don't speak ebonics. Could you please re-type and this time, at at least a kindergarten level? Thanks much, sweetums. Love ya!

34.

Seriously, your little bastards are seeking your attention. Why don't you go raise them in your homemade chicken coop instead of wasting time on here like your doing the world a favor or something?

And by "attention" I mean...a taste of your snatch.

And by "snatch" I mean...cock.

and by seriously, I mean I mean it, and by I mean it I mean it is my intent and by my intent I mean........wait, what were we talking about?

We were discussing who has the higher IQ.

We agreed it was me.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

WASTE OF MONEY TO EVEN TREAT YOU WHEN YOU GO IN A HOSPITAL....WASTE OF FUCKING TIME OF YOUR KIDS TO KISS YOU GOODNIGHT........YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING FAT WASTE YOURSELF..... CHÂROGNE

i love her..... who wouldnt... but what a fucking liar. shes had a nose job before and recently got restylane/collagen in her lips.

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/005194.html

#33 >APPLAUSE< You correctly spelled "rectum" and can move on to round 2.
But WTF is "if her offered"?
#37 - WTF is "like your doing"?

#40 - WTF is the drawn out "SO STUPI"?

The entire IQ of this thread just dropped 15 points thanks to you two carpet munchers.

What a lame stunt.

-Trott Felipe

42- you're so smart. I envy you. I wannas be you right now. Where the fuck is themailman now.... I feel lonely.

#18 agree with your sentiment.

JA is the perfect poster child for the self-absorbed and vacuous, anyone who thinks that "rachel' is their bbf is a damn fool.

and by IQ you mean Icky Quotient? hee hee. C'mon DanYELL, you gotta chuckle at that one.

hahahaha! I am dying over here. This has got to be the worst most confusing yet deliciously hilarious comment thread ever.
Okay #2 & #3 - Listen to Slim and stfu.. Stop your bullshit about Aniston.. You ought to know after hanging around at the Fish that stalking is wrong dammit.She wouldn't even step over you if you were laying in the street.

#40 WTF????? I can't even.. I don't know.

Danielle might as well be the damn president of the US with the comment #26

#42 wedge- Truer words have never been spoken...The entire IQ of this thread just dropped 15 points thanks to you two carpet munchers.

And jrz- you rule that is all. Our plan to get the two ladies on one thread has succeeded bwhahahaha! *High five*

Your Mom died? Well...........I GOT A NOSE JOB!!!!!!!!

She is going the way of Cameron Diaz -- dumped, uninteresting, should die asap

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and pretty baby knows it all again. jesus, what the hell are you doing on this site? shouldn't you be running your country? fighting crime or investigating on murders? don't waste that intelligence Mrs. Iknowitall. use it. make money or you'll end up like Sienna Miller anytime soon!!!

*sighs.......shakes head......*

at least she's finally stopped crying about Brad Pitt everytime a reporter speaks to her.

52 good for you! thanks for sharing

Robocop has a human head...

Holy shit what a fucking pathetic moron. Does she even understnad herself when she opens that oddly shaped sounds hole in her face? And why does her entire life seem to play out like an episode of friends (shittiet show ever btw) Like there is so much highschool drama surrounding her. her personality must be so lame. BTW I've said this before but she is not pretty just different looking. her features are too strange to be attractive.

I feel sorry for her. She though having kids would ruin her figure and acting. She got typecasted and did not realize it. It is like gwen stefani in a relationship and waiting to have kids when you are established. Tons of working moms do it and are doing it. Except i n this case her career has no hope alas no kids. Brad left her for that reason and the longer you wait the have kids the chance of birth defects only increase. People always say its best to get to know someone on a friend relationship in order to guise chances of relationship. Brad was friends with Angelina they were compatible and magic they are together. I would not say either person is totally right or wrong. I dont really believe in divorce the whole situation could of been fixed by asking people certain questio ns befor you marry.

I'm pretty glad that Brad left her for Angelina. Angelina would beat Aniston any day.

I shagged her rotten baby, yeah.

And those of you bagging on Jen probably are either gay, too ugly to get a woman, or with the queen of the trailer park.

She looks pretty much the same. Gorgeous as usual.

"it's still mine. All of it. Still mine"

so...she's slowly turning into a dude through natural means?

You know, I'd think she was a clever/funny person if I didn't know EXACTLY how she said that RoboCop line... that "oh, aren't I just a funny fanny!" way she always uses...

@59...or you just might be sniffing her used tampons. We don't like anyone here.

I think she's beautiful. Great body. Angelina is a scab.

she's rich, beautiful and talented. what is uncomprehensible to you morons is that she has her own identity. A single identity. Like if Brangelina left the planet, she would still exist and still have a life and yet all of you glue brains would be shuffling through the papers you left for the dog to pee on to find out what happened to her "other identity". Would any of you shut down if someone burned your high school yearbook?

SoO,this story is about Jennifer Aniston having been lip-locked... And she thinks it's a sort of cool..?Although i'm getting appetite in dinner.I remember *vomit* it's about the same thing what Britney Spears and Madonna did years ago?Really impressive... The next my heart only beats faster when she sticks her new nose in Angelina her coochie.

(66)I forgot something.It's the next TIME.

and she has incredible fashion taste - so much so that the world watches and copies her so...except for Danielle who collects the whiskey bottles with the 24kt gold trim because they are going to be worth so much money someday. What's the Real Estate Value on your mobile home this year Hon? So clever how you stacked one trailer on top of the other so you could have a two story house.

*Nose*? She has a *nose* *Where*?

@68...excuse me? Are you out of your fucking mind. This woman hasn't been relevant to fashion since she changed that stupid Rachel "do." Unless she's being imitated in those places were Friends is still in its first run like Nepal or Colombia or some other butthole country.

This is not an Aniston fansite.

She still has a tranny chin. Fix THAT bitch.

And she'll forever look like a discarded "He-Man" action figure... (you guys remember, He-Man right?!)

"I don't honestly think people want to see Rachel and Monica have at it."

Really? I guess she doesn't know men very well.

Maniston looks like a dude, ... even I'd hit it.

I'm an Angie fan BarbieDollSlim and I still say Jennifer has great clothes.

will wonders never cease? Magickal, you were funny today. put a gold star on your refrigerator.

Aniston fans have to be the weirdest ones out there. They worship her supposed beauty, but she is average at absolute best. They worship her talent, and yet she doesn't have any, she is a one-note wonder. They worship her personality, and yet she comes across as fake and self-absorbed.

By the way, the nose-job was to fix problems created from... a previous nose-job. Now let's all worship that alien schnoz of hers.

Her nose is still bigger than my tennis racquet.

Jennifer Aniston looks great, I don't think there's a need to scrutinize this woman any more. I'm not a big fan of her work, but she's a decent human being! To the fans of "Friends" I just entered a really cool sweepstakes on Cyworld, where you can win the complete series of "Friends" on DVD other prizes include a VIP Warner Bros. Studio Tour, and a new Toshiba Laptop. If you haven't heard of Cyworld you should check out this awesome Virtual world connecting people of like minds daily. Visit http://us.cyworld.com , I work with Cyworld come check us out sooner than later!

I think Jen is great. So what if she had a nose job, it makes her feel great, who are we to question what she can and can't do. Also it's great that her and Courteney Cox will get to be working together, it will be the first time since 'Friends'. I do agree however that she thinks that the lesbian kiss is no big deal. i mean what is she talking about every guy is gonna wanna see that! Brad was stupid to leave her and Angelina Jolie is such a bitch.And Jen does not look like a man!

She is a stupid fucking whore. Using your tongue on another woman is considered lesbian if a man is watching it, so yeah it is.

@75 Well I don't know who this Barbie doll is, so I'll assume that's some clever variation of my fake internet name *golf applause* and address you.
She has nice clothes, so what?
She's not a wordlwide style icon as you previously posted, never was.

#65 - Talented? Talented?! Her mannerisms are the same in everything she's in! That's not acting, it's playing yourself and doesn't require talent.

So will fixing the deviated septum help improve that whiney chalkboard cracking voice of hers?

@84, don't think so, her whining is embedded deeeeeep within her genes.

Wow... I managed to post yesterday when I had absolutely no internet access... I'm gooder than good... I'm the goodest. I bet horsewood thought it was hilarious too.

I disagree with the Aniston bashers... I'd love to heat this cold bitch up.

83 I totally agree. Same with Julia Roberts. Aniston peaked as Rachel...it was the only role she did that was ever worth watching.

73 so true. Clearly she doesn't know men that well, that's why her husband was banging someone else. ha.

I think Jen gets by too much on her reputation as opposed to her talent. The mark of a good actor so I'm told is the ability to be able to know what is going on in their scenes even WITHOUT sound..facial expressions, body language, etc. Jen is poker faced all the time and stiff as a board. She could take a few lessons from Rachel McAdams.

aniston and cox kissing would be hot...Twenty years ago,what are they 40?...ten years from dryng up

SHE HAS A GOON NOSE. THAT GIRL IS UGLY.

First of all, why is she even talking about her nose? who cares? my husband had the same surgery, its is not he same as plastic surgery, so who cares? Why does she even talk about her nose? I dont talk about my nose...She is not ugley, she is not pretty, she looks normal, who cares? I think she is too full of herself. Get a life.

Wow the things you guys talk about and say about people is amazing! And She is beautiful. now jolie is a whore and looks like a man. and has the uglest poor of lips i have ever since. and brad now he was FINE in Thelma & Louise but that was the only movie he ever looked good in and he wasn't even that great of an actor in it. Angie and Brad are PERFECT for each other. Cause they are both fake and worthless! But, back to jen. i love her and how cares if she got a lil boob job or got her noses done. She looks amazing!

Wow the things you guys talk about and say about people is amazing! And She is beautiful. now jolie is a whore and looks like a man. and has the uglest poor of lips i have ever since. and brad now he was FINE in Thelma & Louise but that was the only movie he ever looked good in and he wasn't even that great of an actor in it. Angie and Brad are PERFECT for each other. Cause they are both fake and worthless! But, back to jen. i love her and how cares if she got a lil boob job or got her noses done. She looks amazing!