January 24, 2007
Jennifer Aniston gets another nose job

A rep for Jennifer Aniston confirmed that she stopped by a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills over the weekend to get "a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago." A source close to Jennifer adds:
"Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job. She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide."
This all feels like a sad attempt to get Brad Pitt back. Next she's gonna get some boob implants, hire some model/actor to play her boyfriend, and then accidentally run into Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at their home wearing lingerie. "Oh, what are the odds of seeing you here? Oops, I dropped my pencil." Then when she bends over to pick it up all sexily she slips and falls in a pile of dog poo. And then as she runs off all embarrassed a car drives by and splashes her with mud.
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Comments
1. Posted by Germany on January 24, 2007 10:30 AM
Firs!
2. Posted by Germany on January 24, 2007 10:30 AM
First!!!
3. Posted by nutterbutter on January 24, 2007 10:31 AM
Hey... even covered in dog doo she's still look better that that freak Angelina Jolie.
4. Posted by LaBellaVienna on January 24, 2007 10:32 AM
Wait, didnt she just got new breasts too??
I love jennifer hahaha.
5. Posted by gossipmonger on January 24, 2007 10:32 AM
fuck off with the "first" and type something relating to the damn story!
Now, about JA, nothing she does will get Brad back, nor will it make her attractive in any way...Ugh...
6. Posted by LaBellaVienna on January 24, 2007 10:33 AM
her and brad were the golden couple of hollywood *sigh*
7. Posted by LaBellaVienna on January 24, 2007 10:34 AM
ew stfu....she is NOT hotter than angelina, shes way too average looking. just another blonde chick in hollywood. gtfo
8. Posted by PrettyBaby on January 24, 2007 10:37 AM
Yeah-this chic is absolutely boring and average looking at best. She is such a snooze fucking lay, she cannot seem to "keep" anyone... Her pops on Days of our Lives is pretty cool though!
9. Posted by RussianMafia on January 24, 2007 10:37 AM
Jennifer is PAINFULLY average, her lips are so thin and she is overall soooo dry
But at least she isnt insane like Angie, maybe a little boring and desperately depressed, but not CRA-ZY
10. Posted by Jnicole28 on January 24, 2007 10:37 AM
blonde? sorry but that isn't blonde hair
and she is probably one of the hottest actresses, angelina looked like a complete snob on the red carpet, sure she may be "normal" now but she'll always be remembered as the lesbo/brother kisser/vampire
11. Posted by Dean on January 24, 2007 10:39 AM
Ha ha, Fish said "poo".
12. Posted by katzie on January 24, 2007 10:40 AM
stfu even if she is "average" which she isnt shes absolutely gorgeous, she looks a million times better than that mutant lipped muscle maniac covered in tribal tattoos from all her stops around the world. go adopt another kid angelina .. make ur biological child feel like an even bigger shit.
13. Posted by Jnicole28 on January 24, 2007 10:42 AM
haha good one katzie (bio child)
14. Posted by crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com on January 24, 2007 10:42 AM
Why doesn't Aniston have the nose transplanted to the middle of her forehead? Then at least she would be slightly interesting.
rachael ray lays into oprah at crabbie's
15. Posted by katzie on January 24, 2007 10:42 AM
and ps. once all her kids are teenagers they are gonna have the worst identity crisis' EVER. unless angelina beats them into submission.
16. Posted by JillyBean on January 24, 2007 10:42 AM
It won't be long til Angelina bores with Brad (seems to be already) and Brad will realize what MISTAKE he made. Jen is too cute.....so what if her movies have flopped. She's still easier on the eyes.
17. Posted by BigJim on January 24, 2007 10:43 AM
Now she just needs some labia trimming done to get rid of that nasty ol' stingray she's got down there.
18. Posted by combustion8 on January 24, 2007 10:45 AM
she got a great ass and a great tan... though she seems like a real bitch.
19. Posted by Fiver on January 24, 2007 10:45 AM
MMMMM.. I do agree that Angelina is way hotter, man.. you gotta see her arms and her back.. what a woman!
Seriously, Jennifer is a hundred time better and she doesn't adopt kids to, then, open an orphelinat herslef.. at least! Remember what she said about Shilo, she's not "as good" with her because she's her biological child.. what a mom!
20. Posted by Jnicole28 on January 24, 2007 10:45 AM
#17 where the hell did that come from??
21. Posted by ResidentX on January 24, 2007 10:46 AM
"This all feels like a sad attempt to get Brad Pitt back. Next she's gonna get some boob implants, hire some model/actor to play her boyfriend, and then accidentally run into Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at their home wearing lingerie."
Right on the money with this comment. I'm so tired of her. She was hot "back in the day" but now she's becoming a Teri Hatcher...constantly in the papers crying, expressing or revealing something "new."
Jennifer, next time you visit the doctor get a face job. That's the only way you'll be free from yourself. One more thing, don't feel bad about Brad. He's a user. Some guys are too smart to make serious commitments to women. He'll do to Angelina what he did to you in time.
Finally, please stay away from C.Cox, you'll ruin her show with your appearance and ugly nose. She's the only one from Friends that might be able to transition to the big screen.
22. Posted by Spindoc on January 24, 2007 10:47 AM
I love how they make it seem so simple. Oh lets see, she went to yoga, grabbed a jamba juice, went to a Dr.s Office, was knocked out with gas, while the Dr. Broke her nose, removed chunks of bone and then reset it into a tape.
Shit, only in Hollywood is a nose-job the equivilane of picking up your dry cleaning. I'm guessing Aniston might be the next Melanie Griffith.
23. Posted by LaBellaVienna on January 24, 2007 10:47 AM
angelinas probably got the greatest heart, out of all the actresses i've been lucky enough to come across. physically shes not perfect but, her personality of itself is definately different. this doesnt make it bad. nor weird. it makes her a nonconventional case like aniston here.
though i admit jennifer is pretty, but u can find a girl liek that anywhere u go.
24. Posted by danielle on January 24, 2007 10:49 AM
The nose is the least of her worries. Maybe she should just tell 'em to do away with her entire face, take out all of her vital organs, burry her 6 feet under.
Wait...?
25. Posted by Blairboy on January 24, 2007 10:53 AM
Does anyone else miss how she looked in seasons 1 and 2 of Friends when she used to actually eat? Man alive she had some legs and ass on her back then...........she's so scrawny now...so sad.
26. Posted by RussianMafia on January 24, 2007 10:54 AM
I am sooooo frustrated by anyone saying she is attractive. I think she is mannish. I DON'T see it and I want to!! I've tried. I MAY have glimpsed it in 1997. TEN years ago!
Thats right, her 15 mins have dragged on for ten blaze years.. If not for her marriage to brad she would have been in obscurity long ago
27. Posted by RussianMafia on January 24, 2007 10:55 AM
I am sooooo frustrated by anyone saying she is attractive. I think she is mannish. I DON'T see it and I want to!! I've tried. I MAY have glimpsed it in 1997. TEN years ago!
Thats right, her 15 mins have dragged on for ten blaze years.. If not for her marriage to brad she would have been in obscurity long ago
28. Posted by katzie on January 24, 2007 10:57 AM
@ #23.... angelina has the greatest heart? it may look like shes somehow saving the world of starving children and poverty, but uh.. did u see the interview when she said she doesnt "feel" for her biological child.
""I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they're survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her... I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this... yes, a blob! But now she's starting to have a personality... I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs just because I think the others are more vulnerable."
SURVIVORS OF WHAT?! she got them as babies. its not like she found them half dead in the sahara desert at age 16 and then rescued them. these "survivors" arent even going to remember what their first 6 months of life was like in their home country. angelinas so stupid i hate her. one day her biological daughter will find these quotes online and realize her mother doesnt even really love her, shes gonna have a break down, start doing drugs, wind up in rehab, maybe try to kill herself, not like any of this is funny, but that mutant better watch what the fuck comes outta her mouth.
29. Posted by bush twins on January 24, 2007 10:58 AM
Looks like the surgeon got confused and transplanted her ass onto her chest.
30. Posted by Jason The Barbarian on January 24, 2007 11:00 AM
Who the hell's looking at her nose in THAT pic?
31. Posted by Jnicole28 on January 24, 2007 11:05 AM
#28 i once again agree
#25 i loved the way she looked in the first seasons of friends, but just like EVERYONE ELSE peoples looks change as they get older, i still think she is beautiful though,
32. Posted by LaBellaVienna on January 24, 2007 11:07 AM
#28,
i dont think that was the point of her statement. she said that her daughter is probably alot more privilaged because she is blonde hair blue eyed american child with a fortunate background and bright future. her other kids, of another ethnic background, come from ravaged war torn countries in which there is very little opportunity for them had they remained in those situations. also, these kids were adopted, their parents probably died shortly after giving them up for adoption. they are always going to be reminded of their lineage, and the fact that angelina is NOT their biological mother.
33. Posted by DancingQueen on January 24, 2007 11:10 AM
TEAM ANISTON!
34. Posted by LaBellaVienna on January 24, 2007 11:12 AM
gosh people, you cant take everything so literally.
35. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 24, 2007 11:13 AM
Ha, nose job? for what? that won't fix her manhead problem.
TEAM JOLIE bitches.
36. Posted by karifarrell on January 24, 2007 11:15 AM
I would give anything to be 3/4 as beautiful as Jennifer (I can't say half, cause I already am...at least!!)so what compels a perfectly normal(?) pretty girl to go under the knife for the sake of WTF?!? Geezuz, vanity is a bitch!!!
37. Posted by katzie on January 24, 2007 11:18 AM
@32... i really dont think you should be making assumptions by saying these kids parents probably died once they were adopted, thats what you think happened, these kids were probably adopted because their birth parents wanted more for them. and as for the statement that her biological child has more opportunities in this world because shes blonde hair and blue eyed? this statement kind of reminds me of that really cool dude.. hitl..o well never mind about that.
im sure her adopted kids will have very traumatic and unoportunistic childhoods. living in their million dollar mansions, traveling the world, being given everything they could ever want..plus some.
38. Posted by Jnicole28 on January 24, 2007 11:20 AM
ya'll think SHES manly yet when you see jessica biel and her man legs and broad shoulders you think thats hott, wow yeah if i was a man i would MUCH rather have a manly woman that can beat me up than a beautiful petite woman, yeah totally.....
39. Posted by LaBellaVienna on January 24, 2007 11:22 AM
#37
well i was a fan of jolies for a very long time and yes it is a fact that maddox's parents died shortly after he was adopted.
i never made a pnt of race, i simply said that was what she probably meant. that as a caucasion female, she has a wider acceptance/opportunities in society.
40. Posted by LaBellaVienna on January 24, 2007 11:24 AM
Assumptions??? pot have u met kettle?
41. Posted by Lost In Smallville on January 24, 2007 11:24 AM
I think she should move on and forget about that cheater.
42. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 24, 2007 11:25 AM
I wouldn't care if Angelina was a psycho midget killer.
I just don't like Jennifer Aniston. I don't know were all this american females identifying with her comes from. By all accounts this gal is a cunt, not very nice, whiny, self-centered she would spit on you just as well as look at ya.
And in the end SHE. COULDN'T. KEEP. HER. MAN., female superior prevailed. That's just the way it is live with it.
43. Posted by LaBellaVienna on January 24, 2007 11:27 AM
^^^^^he said it =P
44. Posted by JungleRed on January 24, 2007 11:27 AM
Why do people keep insisting Aniston is pretty? She's not, and no amount of propaganda (or plastic surgery) is going to change that. She looks like an average chick. Courtney Cox is more beautiful than her. It reminds me of girls in high school who'd insist some random girl or other was "stunning" even when she wasn't because it was a standard they could aspire to. Jolie is obviously better looking-she's fucking beautiful. It doesn't make anyone less of a woman to admit it.
45. Posted by PrettyBaby on January 24, 2007 11:28 AM
#37, #38 Etc.
Girls, girls, are you gonna sit and defend your BFF Jen on here all fucking da?? Go on www.jenniferaniston.com or some other idiotic place and hang. She is boring, plain and a huge bitch and that is it. It has nothing whatsoever to do with Jolie. Jen should have fucked Brad or Vince better. Too bad for her.
46. Posted by PrettyBaby on January 24, 2007 11:32 AM
Girls, Girls, Girls, Are ya just gonna sit and defend your BFF Jen on here all day?? She is boring, plain and a huge bitch. It has nothing to do with Jolie at all- Jen should have fucked and sucked Brad and Vince better. Try www.jenniferaniston.com or something.
47. Posted by PrettyBaby on January 24, 2007 11:33 AM
Sorry for the double and similar post- I just LOVE Typekey :(
48. Posted by Brian Gumboot on January 24, 2007 11:36 AM
Hi PrettyBaby!!
I miss you!
Where is RichPort and Jrzmommy?
They are my favorite!
I love you PrettyBaby!!
49. Posted by butterfly on January 24, 2007 11:43 AM
god, you people are idiots
50. Posted by Jnicole28 on January 24, 2007 11:44 AM
#45 im not the one talking about jolie, and im just stating a fact about the jessica thing, im not in a sense defending her, i just disagree with some of the things said, i dont care if you guys bash her, thats what this site is for, but just because there is ONE celeb i like, i cant say good things about her? so i guess all those people saying good stuff about jessica should go some other place to "hang" yep that makes sense
51. Posted by no one you know on January 24, 2007 11:47 AM
Amen to 42. I have never once heard anyone say anything nice about Aniston when it comes to how she treats the public. Except for people with their noses stuck up her ass that have suddenly appeared here.
I love that deviated septums are the new cover for nose jobs in Hollywood anymore. Like people won't notice that you got a little bridgework done.
52. Posted by tits_on_snack on January 24, 2007 11:48 AM
Wow, uh... er.. Jennifer Aniston is pretty boring and I really don't give a shit about her, and I'm not "team Aniston" or whatever the fuck, and I never even watched Friends..
But I have to say...
It must really suck for her now that every single miniscule thing she does with her life is reported as an "attempt to win back Brad!" or "a stab at Angelina!" or because she's "so distraught over Brad and Angelina!" etc.
I mean yeah. She was probably upset and shit. Who wouldn't be? But an operation on her septum is an attempt to win back Brad? Come the fuck on.
Anyway. Jen's boring as hell and has a square head. Brad Pitt has no balls and is starting to look like a weathered old leathery coot who led his people through the desert for forty years. And Angelina's an overrated shitbag who makes a complete fool of herself every time she opens her infected hemmorroid-looking lips and says something.
53. Posted by BibiLush on January 24, 2007 11:48 AM
ahhh. shut it. jennifer aniston is beautiful in the more common blondish california girl way. angelina is on the other end of the spectrum. she's the hot darkness, the seductress, evil so bad you can't take it blood in vials, boyfriend stealing cunt. men want both. many try to find the girl in the middle. brad got both.
all the men i know would do anything to get in bed with the two of them.
so anyone who says either is ugly is a damn fool.
for those of you who think she is mannish check out the GQ cover that she was the first female to grace.
54. Posted by Jnicole28 on January 24, 2007 11:58 AM
#53 see right there, thats what i WOULD have said if i could have thought of how to say it :) although i dont like angelina, i can see why guys do,
55. Posted by tits_on_snack on January 24, 2007 11:59 AM
#53 "she's the hot darkness, the seductress, evil so bad you can't take it blood in vials, boyfriend stealing cunt"
I kind of think she's corny. The blood in a vial? Please. The cheesy tattoos? It's all so cheesy. She's just a privelaged kid who grew up with rich parents. She reminds me of rebellious tweens who spend all their allowance at Hot Topic and paint their fingernails black.
Or like a kid's TV show idea of what a spooky lady would be like.
56. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 24, 2007 12:00 PM
blondish california?!?!?!?!
nope, you are wrong, she's "breathtaking" in greek girl meets Mack truck kind of way.
57. Posted by LaBellaVienna on January 24, 2007 12:04 PM
if u knew anything about her life #53 ud realize that she grew up without a father, jon voight never gave her family 2 cents to live on. her mother was also never around. and her tattoos actually have meaning, if u actually bother to find out they all connect symbolically with a big part of her childhood.
trust me she is NOT like one of those kids who shop at hot topic. grow up.
58. Posted by biatcho on January 24, 2007 12:07 PM
oh fer shits sake. Is it that time of the month when stupid angelina jolie-obsessed lesbians all come out of the closet?
We don't care about your obsessions, if you don't have anything mean to say about everything get the fuck off the superficial.
59. Posted by LaBellaVienna on January 24, 2007 12:12 PM
so what if i defend angelina, big deal. that womans got soul.
60. Posted by no one you know on January 24, 2007 12:30 PM
@59...Yeah, Brad's. And she's eating it.
61. Posted by Pointandlaugh on January 24, 2007 12:37 PM
the whole "Angelina vs. Jennifer" thing reminds me of the "Ginger vs. Maryann" thing from the 60's.
Guys wanna break their dick off in the bad girl's ass (Angelina/Ginger), but wouldn't dream of taking that skank home to meet the parents. For love and a relationship, smart men will choose Jen/Maryann broad every time.
62. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 24, 2007 12:55 PM
I always found Maryann hotter
and dirtier :)
63. Posted by MorganKnowsBest on January 24, 2007 12:56 PM
How can anyone think Angelina Jolie is more attractive than Jennifer Anniston? That's sick! She has more protruding veins on her arms than a pro-wrestler on roids...it's sick. And what's with those tats? Please, clean yourself up woman!
64. Posted by Niecy on January 24, 2007 12:59 PM
I don't think it has anything to do with Brad. He is a loser now and his looks have gone downhill.
I just can't figure out why it would take her 12 years to get it fixed. She didn't have the money?
65. Posted by wedgeone on January 24, 2007 1:13 PM
#60 - AAAAHH! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! That was awesome.
#64 makes a good point. It's not like she was so busy all the time and $$ was not an object.
So why wait 12 years to get your first nose job fixed?
Maryann was hotter than Ginger the way Velma was hotter than Daphne. Maryann did age a lot better than Ginger did, that's for sure. Guess we have to wait 20 years to find out which of these two ends up better off.
66. Posted by wedgeone on January 24, 2007 1:14 PM
BTW - Ginger + Maryann + Velma + Daphne = sarcasm. ;^D
67. Posted by kathleen170 on January 24, 2007 1:27 PM
She didn't need another nose job, she already looked great.
68. Posted by F-Sucker on January 24, 2007 1:57 PM
I shagged Jen and Angelina at the same time.
Carmen Electra filmed it for us.
69. Posted by 4DPants on January 24, 2007 2:07 PM
Yeah, that'll help.
70. Posted by Kristin on January 24, 2007 2:52 PM
She's already had implants.
71. Posted by saintmaybe on January 24, 2007 2:52 PM
Okay, A) Why in the hell would you need a boob job with a rack like that?, and B) What's the point of a nose job when anyone in his/her right mind is fixating on the aforementioned rack? Sheesh, I should have these problems.
72. Posted by renee on January 24, 2007 3:04 PM
what with all the morons on this post?
Angelina jolie is biggest peice of crap to ever live. I have no idea who the hell she's trying to fool with her goodwill games and nasty ass face but thankfully only the utterly retarded people seen to be falling for it. I saw her at the golden globes and man, BITCH! And what the Fuck was she wearing? Drapes?
That being said....
TEAM ANISTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All u jolie fans can go and stick your heads up her ass... you probably think it'll smell like roses anyway. ^__^
73. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 24, 2007 3:41 PM
Posted by renee on January 24, 2007 3:04 PM
what with all the morons on this post?
Aniston is biggest peice of crap to ever live. I have no idea who the hell she's trying to fool with her goodwill games and nasty ass face but thankfully only the utterly retarded people seen to be falling for it. I saw her at the golden globes and man, BITCH! And what the Fuck was she wearing? Drapes?
That being said....
TEAM ANISTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All u aniston fans can go and stick your heads up her ass... you probably think it'll smell like roses anyway. ^__^
There, I corrected it for you.
74. Posted by pixel killya on January 24, 2007 4:43 PM
Honestly, 2 words that should NEVER be used to describe Aniston are 'beautiful' and 'nice'. If you like her that's one thing, but she is not beautiful and not a nice person.
It should be put in encyclopedias as fact....one weird looking face and one whiny, self-important bitch.
75. Posted by wwworldclique on January 24, 2007 4:44 PM
No amount of surgery is going to change the fact that she has a man's nose.
76. Posted by tyskiman204 on January 24, 2007 5:05 PM
just so you all know fixing a devaited septum isnt a nose job at all... its to help her breath through her nose and makes no change to her noses appearance.
id know i had it done 3 weeks ago, and im still an ugly motherfucker.
77. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 24, 2007 5:44 PM
And I'll tell you another this horde of frenzied foaming at the mouth Fanistons are just in love with fucking rachel, yeah, the freakin' character!
HEY RETARDS, Monica, Chandler and Rachel DO NOT EXIST, you're life IS NOT like theirs, they don't validate what you perceive as your "experience."
get a clue losers.
78. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 24, 2007 5:47 PM
*your
losers, look at what you made me do!
79. Posted by renee on January 24, 2007 8:14 PM
BarbadoSlim
If you're going to "correct" my coment then you should at least have the decency to make sure that you're making sence because JA doesn't do goodwill and she wasn't at the golden globes so you just proved my point of AJ fans being utterly retarded and moronic. ^___^ goodluck trying to string together a proper sentence the next time you post on this site.
Once more...
TEAM ANISTON
80. Posted by renee on January 24, 2007 8:22 PM
#77
Dude, I hardly ever watch that gay friends show (boring as hell)and my fave character (if any) is chandler, and yet, I'm not a mathew perry fan.
The point is,get a clue loser, some people like Aniston because she is not a fake (...personality wise) ass media whore who convieniently has a camra crew around EVER TIME she puts on a goodwill performance.
And who really cares that she's having a nose job? lots of people do and it's noones buisness.
81. Posted by ResidentX on January 24, 2007 8:25 PM
#61 What does Gilligian's Island have to do with this? Ginger and Maryann? I think the lyrics said something about the S.S. Minnow was out on a "3 hour tour" They were all skanks. Gilligan, the professor, skipper were looking for a gang rape on the ship and the millionaire setup/financed the whole thing :-)
82. Posted by Ace on January 24, 2007 8:28 PM
Jen rocks. She doesnt need Brad. I think Brad's better off with Angelina. Cuz ever since they were together, the spotlight has been more on her than on Brad. Maybe he's finally met his match.
As for Jen, Im glad the thing with K-Fed didnt work out. He is way too obnoxious at his age for her. Its sad that Jen's single though.
83. Posted by ffordegroupie on January 24, 2007 9:21 PM
Next time, the loser will get lip implants. Then bigger boob implants. Then she'll try "sexy" eye makeup. And get her giant chin whittled down... but it still won't cover up her vanilla blandness.
Basically it's the typical routine of an aging starlet with a dying career, who realizes that she's careening towards "has been," as well as the age of forty. Her career is only being sustained by tabloid reports.
She tries to make herself look sexier and younger, but she can't coverup a lack of talent and a whiny, needy, insecure personality. No wonder Brad left her for someone with some self-confidence (and someone who wasn't frigid).
Oh, and for the fans who are cooing about how nice she is, she isn't nice. She's known to be a royal bitch -- the only people who think she is nice are the ones who identify with her whiny victim attitude, and think that if she's so "hurt" she must be nice.
And since Aniston fans can't reply without bringing up Jolie: even with arm veins, Jolie is still sexier than Blandiston. Both because she has the self-confidence to not go whining to a plastic surgeon every for each flaw, and...well, because Hollywood is full of women who are sexier than El Whino.
Seriously, she looks like Jay Leno in drag. Virtually every little starlet is far prettier than she.
84. Posted by renee on January 24, 2007 9:41 PM
#83
Nice one, but I think discribing jolie as not frigid is an understatement, she's a whore.... whose career is only being sustained by tabloid reports. and maybe she should be the one trying to look younger because se looks like a friggin corpse. At least Jen can be a has been, meanwhile jolie's been riding on the fame she got from being a freak, only now she's pretending not to be.
85. Posted by yertle on January 24, 2007 10:46 PM
I can't help it, every time I look at this woman I see Dustin Hoffman in drag, same chin, same smile.
So many weird coincidences with this wack pack - "JA", "AJ"; Vince Vaughn plays a blob with a friend named "Shiloh" (was that true?); Brangelina has a "blob" and names it "Shiloh"...the surgeries and diets and makeovers are just prep work for the next big marketing step - reunion on Oprah? snuff film by Angie? Play date with Madd on ebay? Brad on the ticket with Hillary? Oh the possibilities, I feel like Ralphie with his decoder ring in A Christmas Story...Somethin big's comin', wait for it...
or not, wtf.
86. Posted by RichPort on January 24, 2007 10:56 PM
TEAM DOUBLEDONG!
87. Posted by RichPort on January 24, 2007 11:02 PM
#1. HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Gilligan, ...
88. Posted by diamondprynzez on January 24, 2007 11:07 PM
Angelina could use a little work, too bad they can't surgically alter personalities.
I met Aniston when I was 9 years old-- when Friends was a show that ran at 10pm. Unfortunately for those of you who say she's a bitch and would spit on people-- I can say that's not true. She let nine year old disturb her during dinner and take a picture with her.
So I would say, I am a little biased.
Team Aniston!!
89. Posted by no one you know on January 25, 2007 6:26 AM
@88...Despite meeting her, you have to admit that you met her during a period in her life when she was still coming into fame and money, and was not yet the "star" that she is today in terms of celebrity. Fame and money do strange things to people. In addition, you were 9, and *most* celebs won't turn someone that young away when there are other people watching. It would be like kicking a puppy.
Your account really can't offer any proof of her current personality, and most accounts of her currently reveal that she's a bitch.
90. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 25, 2007 8:35 AM
I stand by my statements, she IS NOT one of you people, she IS NOT the girl next door. Jen is NOT rachel.
91. Posted by Praz on January 25, 2007 1:51 PM
How did they make her boobs look so big in Bruce Almighty?
92. Posted by cole007 on January 25, 2007 2:12 PM
she used to be fat. then, she got a job in hollywood, then she did a bunch of coke to get skinny, and has a deviated septum like all other coke heads or people with ill-fated genes in their pools...
it's too bad she looked like ass to begin with. her HAIR was the only feature - that and she was attainable to all the average joes out there with bud light personalities. GAH. yawn.
93. Posted by arden on January 25, 2007 5:59 PM
She's a doll, and doesn't deserve any more bullshit.
94. Posted by lovemycomments on January 25, 2007 7:36 PM
All of you saying all this bad stuff about JA must know her personally, because I've heard nothing but nice things about her and how nice and sweet she is. They also said that she would bend over backwards to help her friends out in any way, shape or form. So before you go around spreading untruths about her, you need to get your facts straight. She is a beautiful women inside and out which is more than I can say about AJ. If you sincerely are doing something good for these unforunate children in the world why does she have to look into other countries, when there are so many homeless and starving children in our own country to help out, that no-one is doing anything about. Start at home first and then help other people on the outside. And by the way Angelina and Brad are not going to last, because when you do this kind of thing, as the old saying goes, what goes around comes around, and they'll get what they deserve. Brad lost a good women, besides angelinas not the marrying type, she's the type to break up relationships and marriages. Did you forget about her and billybob. Brad will regret what he did and that he ever got involved with her.
95. Posted by ffordegroupie on January 25, 2007 9:52 PM
diamondprynzez, uh, point? You met her, she tolerated a nine year old. Whoopee.
Guess what: I have a far more revealing story to tell. My father once encountered her in an elevator, and since he has never watched Friends, he had no idea who she was. When he failed to recognize her, she went all huffy and snotty because he dared not to recognize her! A famous person! And he a mere peasant with a PhD in mathematics!
(This was, incidentally, when she was actually IN Friends and married to Brad, so she evidently thought she was hot shit)
Beautiful woman inside and out? Yeah right. She may be pleasant when people salivate on her shoes, but that's not the measure of a bitch. It's more revealing how she acts to people who don't notice her.
lovemycomments, you're hilarious. You chastise anyone for calling her a bitch, and insist that only someone who knows her personally can say so.
But then, you insist that she is such an angelic perfect person WITHOUT KNOWING HER and that Angelina is an evil man-eater WITHOUT KNOWING HER.
Aniston is a bitch. By all accounts she is whiny, pushy, demanding, and childish, and incapable of moving on because it's her last tenuous link to fame. Fall for the "sweet girl next door" thing, and you're doing what she desperately wants -- giving her attention and keeping her noticed.
96. Posted by ffordegroupie on January 25, 2007 9:55 PM
Oh, and the frigid remark I made is connected to something else I suspect -- that losing Brad was more a matter of pride than love or lust, and that Aniston is probably a repressed lesbian.
She spends most of her time with women, always looks ill at ease when she's near a man, and always drives them away with "high maintenance" demands. And she hangs around Sheryl Crow a lot -- known bisexual, mannish looking.
We even heard that she was panting to meet Jolie before Brad went off to film -- with more enthusiasm than Brad had. Gosh, I wonder why. Could it be because Jolie is a gorgeous bisexual?
97. Posted by diamondprynzez on January 25, 2007 11:09 PM
89-- yeahhhh I concede.. I see why she would have had to be nice back then. I don't know her personality now, but fame kind of does make average joe's think they're the best thing since sliced bread.
95-- my point was that she was a sweetheart when I met her, despite she had all the reasons not to be. I only recognized her because of her hair, and I didn't know her name-- I assumed she was courtney cox. I even called her that to her face. But like I said above, money can make someone have that sense of entitlement, and I wouldn't know her personality now... all I have is that encounter to speak for.
98. Posted by poison_angel on January 26, 2007 12:49 AM
She wouldn't be pretty no matter what she had done.
99. Posted by Shut-Up on January 26, 2007 7:43 AM
LETS'S TAKE A MOMENT AND LOOK AT THIS SCENERIO::???????
You’re(Aniston ) a popular television actress who is as materialistic and as vain as the rest of them, who relies on alternative dieting methods to get the perfect body. You marry the Sexiest Man Alive. You promise to have children with him. You push back over and over again, until the end of the run of your sitcom. And then your over-ambitious, deluded ego drives you to sign on to over 7 movies in the space of 2 years, making it plainly obvious that Oscar is the real baby you covet. You also won’t give up the good stuff, in copious amounts.
And you claim you had no idea anything was wrong with the marriage? You claim he cheated??? If that’s the case, why would you be photographed cuddling and canoodling with him on the beaches of the Caribbean the day that your separation was announced to the world? If he really strayed, why would your best friend accompany you on such a trip? Would any true girlfriend support such an endeavour? Not in the real world. But in Hollywood…absolutely. Because there is more PR wrangling and set up behind this thing than any one of us can imagine. And there was something more behind the split than a bodacious woman with great tits and big lips.
I don’t buy the Vanity Fair article, I don’t buy the pages and pages of speculation that has already been written about his infidelity and Angelina’s homewrecking endeavour. What I DO buy is that Ms. Aniston isn’t the innocent cry baby she wants you to believe she is. What I DO buy is that all 3 of them have sold their souls to the Fame Devil and will eventually pay the appropriate price for it some day.
Butt-fucked?? Please. She lives in Los Angeles. You don’t think she asked for it??? I’ll reserve my pity for people who really deserve it. And let me tell you, celebrities are not at the top of my list.
But while I don’t pity Jennifer, I do have some words of encouragement for her.
Dear Jen: Coming in 3rd place ain’t so bad, is it? After all, you just won a bronze medal! Do you know how many people would kill for a bronze medal?To be a mere mortal and, for a short time, to have basked in the glow of an earthly Adonis? Hey, I’m not Greek and even I can appreciate that. Chin up, girl. Zeus has spoken, the God goes with the Goddess and the homely girl goes with the pudgy funny guy. The Force is in balance once agaiN
ANISTON IS A FRAUD. STOP FEELING SORRY FOR HER.
100. Posted by THUNDER on January 27, 2007 2:47 PM
I think both ladies are attractive. However, Jennifer should definitely get a nose job. Afterall, Angelina got one years ago, and it has helped her career and personal life.
101. Posted by SunnyDaze12 on January 30, 2007 4:37 PM
I wonder why Jennifer didn't get her first nose job corrected a long time ago? Why wait 12 years being unhappy with your nose? Well, better late than never I suppose. Either way I think Jennifer looks great. I also heard she will be guest starring in Courney Cox's new show Dirt. I started watching Dirt and love the show. I can't wait to see both of them working together again. I was a huge fan of Friends so this will be a treat. If anyone is interested there is a sweepstakes to win the entire season of Friends on dvd at http://us.cyworld.com You can also win a new laptop and a vip tour of the warner bros studio. Has anyone heard of Cyworld? It's a creative social networking site slash virtual world. I joined the Vip Club which has fun contests and prize giveaways every month. I work with Cyworld so check it out and enter the sweepstakes!
102. Posted by jonap on February 8, 2007 10:02 AM
you know, this jennifer aniston has got to be the most over-rated thing walking around...while she was getting a nose-job and a boob-job (don't lie jen, will make that nose grow even more), she should have gotten something done about that horse action she has going on around the mouth...don't even think she's cute and even less of a talent...she had plenty to worry about with angelina jolie...PLENTY! for some reason, can't seem to keep a guy...alway's someone tired of sleeping with her...but to put this girl in any same catagory with some real sexy hollywood chicks is plain crazy...there are 4 other buddies right here who agree.