Jan 29 2007Jaime Pressly got really fat

She has amazing cans. I'd hit it. (Gently, from behind of course.)

She's just taking after dear-old-deceased-dad: eating too many fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Wait, I thought her name was Lisa Marie...

I wholeheartedly agree #1... everyone knows prego chicks are cock hungry anyway. What a set of jugs... no need to be gentle.

First!

I'd so hit, prego or not.

she had amazing boobs before, bet her hubby is walking around with a permanent hardon.

mm257785, you're a fucking idiot.

After so many terrifying celebrities looking like starving teenagers with a hernia, it's great to see a pregnant woman looking as she should---namely, awesome.

What do you suppose her husband is most proud of? The brand-new life he helped create, so fragile and tender and full of hope, the bitchin' rack she has goin' on, or the knowledge that he's responsible for them both? If I were him I'd just walk around with a sign that said "I HIT IT" all day long.

I thought that writing "First" was as low as you could go without having sex with animals, but "mm257785" has proved me wrong. He cannot count and thinks that 1 comes in there between 3 and 5. Makes me glad that the gene pool will be that much cleaner then he accidentally inserts his head into a blender or something.

If these are the SAG awards, then from pic 1 Jaime must have been a winner on the evening. Unless Jessica Simpson beat her to it.

Wow. She looks great. Btw, Lisa Marie looks completely different. Older & paler. I dont think she's blonde either.

Neways, lol @ mm257785. You got people all worked up with hardly any effort.

Shit, she's gonna be pissed! I told her you couldn't get pregnant from Anal.

Yawn.

Look at photo 4 from the left.What a nicely arched back!

I wonder if it's Crabman's????

I heard it's actually Randy's...

She's still hot.

She's beautiful.

i think everyone of us is dreaming to look like as hot as she while pregnant.

she's pretty enough from far away, but her neck looks really plasticy and old from too much tanning, and her foundation looks like someone smeared textured spackle on it.

the dusty color of the dress, with the puke-colored foundation, and the dry, dull hair makes it look like touching her would make one's flesh crawl- like fiber -glass insulation or something

I'd fuck her so deep the fetus would come out with a facial.

just looking at her.....you just KNOW she is a freak in bed. I can just tell.

HOT!

she's always been gorgeous...and pregnancy agrees with her.

btw...#20 - HAHAHAHA

Must have been some buffet.

wow superfish that was the stupidest thing i ever read. what did the original superfish guy kill himself or something?

She looks fantastic. What's the problem?

I don't think she has a husband yet. Another one of those celebrity engagements followed very soon after by a pregnancy announcement.

I hate when pregnant chick stand there with their hand under their belly for picture. Honey, we know it's not a beer gut, enough already!

And she looks like some kind of lizard when she smiles. ugh.

Pamela Anderson in training.

It's impossible to say something catty about her ONLY because of the character she plays.

She sucks.

#12 - lol. Nice one!

Am I the only one who thinks that her face & head are really too wide & flat? The bod is killer though.

BTW, when my wife got pregnant, the sex pretty much stopped. Preggos being cock hungry is a myth. (Yah, I know - sorry about my luck. :^( )

27 I totally agree about the lizard face

#27 - yah, that's it! One of the lizard people from that 80's TV movie/show, "V"

i've always thought she was pretty but something about the way she looks is inherently white trash. i can' pinpoint what exactly it is though...

My wife was cock hungry the first time 'round -- we did it 12 hours before the kid was born.

Second time, uh, she must have been channeling Jennifer Aniston. Frigid bitch.

How did she get like this, even just since SNL? It wasn't THAT long ago, was it?

I think it is great she still has poise and elegance while behind preggo. She still looks great.

Her fiance is some goofy looking cuban idiot dj. Must suck to be in hollywood stuck having to date lower forms of life. HAHAHA.

FIRST!!!!

Anyway, @34, I agree. The white trash thing more than likely comes from seeing her so often on "Earl" and "Joe Dirt" but she still is pretty enough to overcome that. And her rack was respectable to start with, but if she could keep her preggo rack, YIKES! That would be spectacular. Just f-ing hot!

YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

FORTY FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Fatassaurus Rex, by the way. I am quite sure.

@40 - who's an idiot? Me?

so, now not only does she have that ugly-ass duck-billed platypus face of hers, but she's gonna have stretch marks along with her (already) saggy swaying varicose-veined tits

way to go, talentless stupid bitch

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t049/T049934A.jpg
^^ her high-school graduation pic

She seems to be happy with her arched back.

She's not related to any of the Presley's you dumbasses. I thought the differently spelled last name was obvious, but clearly BigJim has either had too many fried peanut butter and banana sandwhiches or he needs to work on his sarcastic references. C'mon man.

I think she looks awesome.

If I pull her head up will a rectangular candy come out? Because her head is really looking like a Pez dispenser to me.

shes pregnant. i know, cause its mine...or my friends

www.carpemundus.com - adulterers

I suppose her real problem here isn't stretch marks or diapers but the question of who's the father?

Ummm...She does have a little person inside of her...it's called a baby. Pregnant women have them.

#49, you stole my thunder. Who's the father? Is she married, or am I wrong to ask, and must now go into Rehab?

I admit it.

I knocked her up.

Preggers, uh no. Give me Catalina.

I look at these pictures and I have to say, I've never wanted to hit a pregnant chick before,
BUT...
BUT...
Thinkin of KATHY GRIFFIN pregnant just brings one word to mind!

UMMMMMMM!

I look at these pictures and I have to say, I've never wanted to hit a pregnant chick before,
BUT...
BUT...
Thinkin of KATHY GRIFFIN pregnant just brings one word to mind!

UMMMMMMM!

#54-55. WHAT??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

She just looks pregnant as in their is a baby in her uterus. The rest of her looks normal i have seen some women whose shoe size changes, nose gets bigger, and more chins than a phonebook

HOTTEST PREGNANT CHICK EVER. Even more so than Heidi Klum, I think, although Heidi looked damn good, too.

It helps to have stylists and such, of course, but this is proof not all southern chicks are classless trailer-park denizens.

And she is effin hilarious on Earl. Jamie Pressly rocks. Apparently.

That's the best looking lumpy woman I think I've ever seen. To keep the rack spectacular though, may I suggest a little support for the girls. Since she doesn't want to spend the money for a bra, may I humbly volunteer any combination of my hands, face, and dick.

Thank you and goodnight.

Ew @ her freakishly skinny neck. D:

I love the way she looks,she has never looked so beautiful. I so miss being pregnant that my son is only 4 months old and i am already considering having another.

And as far as "who's the father" just because she isn't on a tabloid every week showing off who she is with like Paris or Britt, doesn't mean she doesn't have someone special.

Also all the young men who put their hands up on this forum saying they were the father.. YOU WISH!!!!!!!!!

losers

#50... Did you not catch the sarcasm?

I think she looks more beautiful than ever!

She'd be an unfit mother.

#57 -- I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Pregnant, as in baby in her uterus...how the hell else is someone pregnant??? And more chins than a phonebook??? WTF??? Do you have any frickin' idea what you are talking about?

And who the hell have you ever known whose nose got bigger when they were pregnant...I've read other posts of yours and have kept my mouth shut, but this is too much. Please, learn to speak and figure out what you are trying to say before you type.

oh, thats just ambrosia, check her myspace page and you'll understand.

as for the pictures...did someone say motorboat?

#64 I think #57 meant to say "more chins than a Chinese phonebook" which would've made a bit more sense! I'm not even gonna touch the uterus part...wtf?!

Well I have always thought Jaime was stunning and has a fantastic body. Yes she is a bit white trashish, but I think that derives a lot from her roles in the past; My Name I Earl, Joe Dirt and that Jerry Springer movie she was in.

Holy shit. I swear to god I saw a forked tongue slither between her teeth. Watch you guys, you'll see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good God, I would so hit that! Er, I mean, #7 has been REPORTED!

I was saying that obviously the baby is in her uterus ( ectopic pregnancies usually result in spontaneous abortions), but that was the only part bigger on her. I have definetly seen pregnant women whose noses are bigger not permanently but widen maybe it fat. I did not want to be offensive with the chinese part. Whats wrong with my myspace. Im sure if you highlight a random part you can prove your point but as a whole whats wrong with it the pics the background the favs, in its enirety its fine. Wow my punctuations on a blog that definetly dictates my intelligence screw the advanced on MCAS, SAT's, in english and being MENSA qualified . No thats not importan what is more important is the fact that im "shallow" and i dont feel quenched by attempting to diminsh those who i am jealous of ( and that is very few) i have a real life and sometimes i take whats said personal as a minority ( skinny, pretty, and can afford things not race)
Call me what you will at least i can pay my bills

www.myspace.com/sashambrosia

ok ... you guys are so dumb because obviously shes pregnant ... not fat

#69 - you must suck a mean cock since you can't use your brain to earn $$ to pay those bills you referred to.
The only thing missing from that atrocity of a post is a misspelling of the word "loser" by putting two O's into it, making it "looser".
If your MENSA material, then I'm going to be the next President of the United States. And my first act as President would be to have you perform your best Monica Lewinsky impersonation under my desk.

typo ... "you're", not your.

wedgeone how do you know how i pay my bills .First of all im in highschool a minor check out where i live avg income etc those two facts lead the avg sensible person to conclude that if i truly need something i ask these people called parents. Don't go on a tirade of how you had to work for your things if you liked it you would not be complainig about it.read my blog click on my name one of the post applies to you

I dont know what you see that is fat. She is expecting. Im tired of all the skinny pencil women. No wonder so many are dying. Starving to death. She is looking great and glowing too

fame is funny what is on my myspace that could make you understand

twzzlrgirl aare you serious when your pregnant you have hormonal changes a nd fat gain in numerous places including noses

First!

The dress is an excellent choice, and I love how the color of the material matches her eyes.

These celebrities must hate all the high-count megapixel camera equipment, though. Those close-ups totally give away how much make-up is being caked on, as well as all the skin imperfections.

Ambrosia: you DO have immunity. To brain functioning...

viola screw you what makes me brain dead.

it should be my demon seed that grows

#79. No, thanks, I already got my screw today.
And to answer your question: your dead brain makes you brain dead....

viola
go to your lower middle class (x>70,00) stuck ugly ass and shut the fuck up

WTF is wrong with you Hollywood Haters?! She looks so beautiful unlike Miss trashy trash Britney Spears who looked God Awful pregnant and not pregnant.

A woman should gain a little weight pregnant. The Hollywood mentality is stick figure and that is BS cause remember the average size woman in the U.S. is 12 with that said the average size woman's height is around 5'5 or 5'6. In Los Angeles there are nothing but healthy full figured women walking around.

When she looks like Anna Nicole Smith did a few years ago than you might whisper. Women should be proud to be who they are. Jaime is hardly fat at all leave her alone and let her be pregnant. She's not fucking 300 pounds.

Hahahaha...

Ambrosia, your posts are so hard to read- please learn some proper grammar before trying to prove your intelligence by claiming you are a MENSA member. And I know Wachusett Regional High all too well- I grew up in you area- and I know the type of kids that go to your high school- please don't claim that you are anything but middle class. If you were anything more, you'd be going to one of the GOOD, private schools like SPM.

When people say "Just look at her myspace page" to explain your confused posts- it's because your poor grammar, horrible spelling, along with the things you list and the picture you posted allude to the fact that you are quite clueless. Studying genetics doesn't make you smart, keep that in mind when trying to impress people and forgetting to spell-check your blog.

yeah, the buffet called - she wins!

Whoever wrote this....your an ass!!! What did you think pregnancy does to your body?????? She is gorgeous!!!!

I agree with 86. Pregnancy her big. I never thought that she was very pretty until she got pregnant. She's so sexy with her big bulgeing belly not to mention her biggie-sized boobs! I wish she could stay pregnant forever! She is so hot! I love this big bellied belle!!