Jan 30 2007Ivanka Trump has ridiculous boobs

nice boob(s)..

Her dad would have been better off spending that money on a nose job ... There is no way she can breathe through that thing.

Didn't she used to be cute?

Looks like she's been wearing a peg on her nose too.

It's like one implant is twice as big as the other or one of them is just riding really, really high.

Since she insists on wearing outfits that bring out the obvious fact that her implants... uh, I mean boobs don't match, maybe she thinks it's cool or something. Maybe she even went to a plastic surgeon and asked for one B cup and one D cup implant. I mean, plastic surgeons do anything if you pay them enough and she's got plenty of Daddy's money.

so rich... yet so tragic...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

God...you'd think that she would've looked in the mirror before leaving home and tried to squish her right boob a little more into her dress so they look a bit more even. They're totally out of proportion!

Sometimes I think that these celebrities spend so much money on their bodies that they can't even afford mirrors!

Oooof bad genes, she looks like Donald in drag.

What's really scary is she seems to be styling her hair like her dad.

Aw, shit, so she can't be gleefully and abundantly reported on as: "Trump trumps!" as far as the tits are concerned.

It's like when Tiger Woods does anything, and it's always: "Tiger pounces; Tiger stalks; Tiger–"

All they have left now is: "Tiger.....umm...meow? Mrrrrowwrr!"

If I gotta hear the local newscaster say "Tiger pounced," one more time, I'm gonna mail him a keg of Anthrax. But, getting back to the lovely Ms. Trump...

At least Tiger plays a good game of golf every 6 months, but if any of the goddamned Trump clan so much as manages to fall out of bed, it's always "Trump.........(wait for it).................

.......................

.............trumps!"

Or, "Trump trumped," the other variant, although I don't rule out "trumping."

Or some asshole interviewing the born-rich, lucky, blowhard asshole: "I guess you could say you 'trumped' the competition, did you not?"

Years ago, Bloom County did a whole Sunday strip devoted to this, with all the Trump-isms. It ended something along the lines of "Why haven't people like me put the heads of people like you on a stake?"

If that wasn't bad enough, the mainstream media has gone back to calling him "The Donald," as if it were 1986.

Then he names his newest bastard spawn "Barron," prompting "Does that give us any indication of what he'll be, Donald?"

With any luck, the kid will die of a cocaine overdose, headfirst in the toilet bowl, in a bus station......

......after he finds out that the rest of the family got killed in their private yacht and eaten by an octopus.

Silly cunt of a Trump.

Thank you.

Yeah, #11, I like writing essays and posting them as gossip comments too. I mean, come on, when your college professor said, "write a ridiculously long essay about the Russian Revolution" did u hear "write a ridiculously long essay about Ivanka Trump's lopsided boobs"?

I'd still hit it. Nothing wrong with lopsided titties.

She looks way too much like her dad

I cant get over how conan said to donald "ivanka is unbelivably gorgeous in person, shes just beatiful",
Yeah maybe after 2 bottles of vodka

This post is tricky,because i gotta be carefull with saying something about her body.She has about the same body-shape like jrzmommy...When i say something she doesn't like,i'm sure the next post will be Rosie or a most flattering pic of Britney...So...Nice dress and silver jewellery.

12: Thanks for that.

You entertained everybody.

Thanks for coming out. No, really. Sit down, please. There you go.

Thanks.

The surgeon's aim must be off...

(15)In a democracy they call this "freedom of speech and opinion".

In the 2nd small pic, you can see the rest of her left boob, it's coming out of the back of her dress.

I'm not a big fan of the "Stupid Spoiled Girls Club" but people its not her boobs that are awkward, its HER! She is standing awkwardly in all of these pictures.... its like she took lessons from "Quasimodo's Cotillion Times and other great ways to get the posture you deserve..."

So she's duct taped her silicone tits together. I'm more impressed by the way her nose seems to follow you around the room... no matter where you are, it seems to be pointed at you and you alone.

The left boob is slightly bigger.That's also quite similar.

i also wanted to bring your attention to the backfat spilling out of her dress, but #19 did quite well.

she's one rhinoplasty away from having a michael jackson nose.

The face of this girl somehow has some Mimi Rogers resemblance.How's that possible?

Has anyone seen her on the Apprentice? She actually seems quite intelligent. Her boobs may be loopsided, but her brain her sexy (umm, that just sounded weird!!!).

C'mon - she's still frigging hot, hot hot - and a nice reprise from the skanks triumpherate of Lohan-Hilton-Spears.

If I had one of those milk trucks in my mouth, I would never let it go and would be content that from that point forward, that the only conversation I could make would be "mmmfff mmmmfmmfmmmmffff, mmm ffmmmffffffm" mixed in with sucking noises.

I admit she's a lot classier than what we usually see here, but she's just ugly. She has a face like a rat. Her boobs look like they came from 2 different donors.

Good thing she's smart (and rich), cause she won't be coasting on her good lucks.

triumvirate^^^^^

Wow, they look quite lopsided don't they?

She has rad boobs!

www.veryliberating.com

WBS...wandering boobie syndrome. Looks like someone gave the fun bags a little too much space to roam in.

#25, it's called a script.

hey i call dibs on the platypus references (butt-ugly jaiymee pressszzly - looks like someone drank too much moonshine while trying to spell "Presley" on the birth certificate)

sorry, not much of a claim-to-fame is it

i remember a couple years ago there was tremendous hype and build-up to this Ivanka chick, so glamorous, run-way model, blah blah blah
now that she's around and about, i gotta say:

meh

The lesson to be learned here is not to go to Tara Reid's plastic surgeon...Its the latest version of Frankenboobies...

her implants are pretty new, right? they're probably still taking time to settle. that said, she looks like she's on the heavier side. the sausage casing of a dress isn't helping matters.

She's on the heavier side?

Maybe one of her breast is just more developed.Just like a left-or rightbrain.

Three words: Butt Fucking Ugly.

Maybe when i grab her left boob in a firm way her right brain will increase.

It's a good thing her daddy has all that money, because she'd be a nobody if not for that...she has a face like a stop sign.

#40 Ha! LOL!!

BTW...her dress is gorgeous and she has a great body, not counting the funky boobs.

yeah, she's not perfect, neither am i. i'd throw it in her.

@40... Tee Hee.

#33 - No it isn't. And I certainly hope I don't have to explain that.

This is boring, who gives a shit about this nobody?

OOOoo because it's a reality show #46?? please.

she can "seem" as intelligent as she wants, but the fact is, she's on her daddy's show. just another attention whore in the making, taking after both of her parents.

If she's so intelligent, she would run far far away from her family & do something significant with her life besides walk about with plastic surgery and diamonds that her dad paid for.

That is Messed Up. At first I just thought it was the way she was holding her shoulder. Girlfriend, you are supposed to push down on *both* of those things after they put the beach balls in.

I agree with post #36. When implants are placed under the muscle, many doctors place them high at first, but after time, they will drop into place. Ivanka probably has a stronger pec muscle on her right side than her left, so this causes the right implant to ride a lot higher at the time being. This is actually a pretty common occurance.

Her tits slipped. Oh my god, how will you people ever deal with such a disgraceful act by this woman. Her tits slip in her dress and she's a tacky whore. If it would have slipped more and you got a nipple slip... she would have been a tacky whore and you would have said how disgusting her nipples are. I am sure if a photog walked up and threw mud on her... you asswipes would say... she's a dirty tacky whore, I can't believe she goes out in public with mud... I can't believe her father can't afford to buy her clean clothes...

Really, its a lot more fun to pick on celebrity f*ck-ups like Lohan, who really are deserving of the getting smacked with a baseball bat.

You are really just shooting fish in a barrel.

Two words: Cincinnati Bowtie...

or Cleveland Steamer...

Anywho, I'd hate to be the poor bastard that has to unhook all the straps on the back of that dress. When all that flesh lets go, man, someone is going to lose an eye..

Her right one starts two inches below her collarbone and two inches above her armpit. Eww.

Any woman showing her chest in such a manner is clearly a whore monger and is going straight to hell. REPORTED!

Non-symetrical - nyerrrrrrgh

maybe its the dress, they usually dont seem to be that lopsided, not that i stare at
Ivanks rack all day long.

Never a good idea to say to the plastic surgeon, "I vanna a bedder deal."

The referral to the Cuban "doctor" who defected and runs a clinic above a bodega is usually not the best place to make medical chocies.

Sorry, Iwanka, you were pretty darn lovely until you went overboard with the bored wealthy kid act. Dem breasts iz broke.

Ivanka looks like the mouse face version of the Donald. Her head and facial features remind me of the shrunken heads. Almost like the features were washed in very hot water and thrown in the dryer on High.

She has a grade III capsular contracture of her implant obvious on that one side and probably going that way on the other. It happens to some degree in 20% of implants, has nothing to do with the surgeon or skill, it's just how the body reacts to the implants. She's going to have to have hers removed, be flat chested for a bit, and then try again or just be happy with the itty bitty titties God gave her.

This chick can buy a nice dress, but she's just not attractive.

#36 and #50--while they are placed high(er) under the muscle so they can drop a bit over the first few months following surgery, it's highly unlikely that one side would drop so dramatically and the other would not.

Where did Edna Come from?

Where is Edna reporting all these things to?

She claims that she sends them to "homeland Security". Whatever that means

here's another one of her right boob trying to escape. unfortunately we can't tell if her left one was trying too..

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007144.html

would it take this long for her fake titties to "settle"?

@27 Nice job.

I think she kind of looks like a retarded Lisa Kudrow. With one ginormous boob.

One question. Why would anyone wear a strapless dress like that if they had those boobs?

You have a great pair of New York boooobbs

Her dad is the biggest boob of all.

#69 LOL. wait, except they're not great.

I would still nail it

haha

I get goosebumps when Edna shouts "REPORTED"!

#48 - I've always found that the sarcastic "please" makes for a really value added point ;o) Sure parts of the show are scripted, like when Trump gives his speeches or they do those voiceovers to make him sound more intelligent, but if you think they are somehow magically able to script her reactions and on the spot responses to other peoples actions and comments, then all I have to say to that is: please!

But why are we bothering having such a pointless debate anyways...who cares?!

And seriously, if your parents were loaded and handing you opportunities to run their company and become successful, you think the "intelligent" thing to do would be to run as far away as possible?! Tell you what, if you ever meet someone who wants to offer you the opportunity of a lifetime and the chance to be successful, you can do the "intelligent" thing and run far away from them, but please refer them to "stupid" me, cuz I'll happily take them up on their offer of fame and fortune. But maybe that's just me being crazy ;o)

#40 - either that, or her right foot will start twitching uncontrollably.

#52 - I vote for "Donkey Punch" in this case.

#54 - Edna Got TROLLED, because we all know that the REAL EDNA would have mangled the spelling of "whore monger". Nice job Wally!

#67 - thank you - I was going to post a Phoebe flashback, like "Princess Consuela Bananahammock", but you beat me to the punch. Great minds think alike.

At least she's got some self respect see video of her smoking a crack pipe, or photos of her coochie-pop all over the place. I'll give her a little props for "Dignity. Always dignity."

A whore monger is one who sells whores and is not
the whore themself therefore #54 is misusing the
phrase "whore monger" and will have to be reported.
That's all.

wow she's really pretty, but i see too much trump in her, and ew, yeah enough said
you see this a lot in hollywood, women with fake/giant boobs wearing TIGHT dresses, pushing them up to the neck, only in HER case...it just pushed one...and i must say, damn that looks uncomfortable!

You guys must be gay, she is fucking hot!!!

Those photos must have been taken by the same guy who did my prom pictures! What's with the cheesy poses?!

gak.

I'm very disappointed. Some of the women on this site use any pics having to do with boobs as an excuse to talk about their own.
Evidently Ivanka isn't providing that kind of inspiration.

So sad.

I think its just the angle that makes them look lopsided. There is no doubt they are fake but would't it of made more sense to have them at 16. Last Ivanka point someones opinions other than obvious discriminative points do not diminsh their intelligence. Alot of these "stupid rich girls" go to Ivy league schools. Ivy League you know that place where all the stupid nobody's go to.How do you think lindsey deserved it the only thing making stars different than the "classic" stars is we have blogs and paparazzi to constanly document it. How many times was liz taylor married, marilyn monroe died of what, i thought so.

Ugh. She's just Paris Hilton with a job. And why do people make paragraph-long posts and then say, "but who cares?!"? You do, you fucking idiot.

I really need to stop frequenting this site.

#82 - that's a thought? Looks more like 6 thoughts happening simultaneously. Goddamm girl, do you talk the same way you type?? Maybe you're using IBM's "you talk, it types" & you forgot to breathe or something.

You're not married, are you? Because NO man could stomach that kind of rattling coming into their ears for very long. Not even if you looked like Scarlett Johansson.

Lesbianesque might take you in, though.

Cut her some slack, folks. She just might be *really* right-handed. You know that the hand you prefer gets to develop that side's boobie fastest. And, for anyone who knows me and is reading this, *yes*. I said *boobie*.

#85 She'd have to have 15 right arms and be a Hindu goddess for that to happen.

"33. #25, it's called a script."

Yes, thank you.

Reality shows are just cheap shows, but they're not real. They are "soft-scripted."

Whitegold, you are TRUMPED.

Hee hee hee hee :)

She can be pretty at times...

But in these pictures with the crooked face, it looks like she's recovering from a stroke.

wedgeone i had four points one the pic is a t an akward angle. 2 the boobsb are definetly and obviously fake would'nt it of made more sense to do it the "traditional" discrete way at 16 years old or 18 at graduation. 3. Alot of the girls you people call stupid and rich go to ivy league schools as if being rich is an insult. LAstly i said lindsay and other stars are not anymore trashy if at all than their "classic" counterparts. Their was no paprazzi and blogs to document the habits of stars of the past making them seem classy

how did ivanka and donald come from the same penis?

correction:
how did SHE come from HIS penis?

Hey #11...I've never posted on this site in my life, but you inspired me to join up. Seriously, wtf is that? Did you think any of that was funny? And your post at #16 was even worse...eeediot.

She has a opposum face and a tiny little puckered up piehole that is her dad's. Add to that the weird backfat boobie & the "I'm sucking in my gut" pose, and we've got...BEASTMASTERETTE!

There was an article in last month's Elle mag I think and after reading it, I was seriously tempted to head up I95 to NYC and find her and shove her face into the concrete. She's a super fucking bitch who will make some poor man extremely unhappy, unhappy enough to locate Paris Hilton and bang her in public while the papprazzo film it, just to escape from Ivankazilla.

I predict at least 5 future husbands for her, before she turns 55 and starts to do a full on comb-over.

Take it from someone who has worked with someone who has worked with her, those puppies are real! She's definately not one of those skeletal celebs. At all. Really.

As in: she's chunky.

Her tits looked better when she appeared on the Tonight Show. They were less lopsided: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIcfG65qbRo

92: "Hey #11...I've never posted on this site in my life, but you inspired me to join up."

REALLY?

You, jericho34? You've never posted on this site–in your ENTIRE LIFE? Wow! I mean...please, go on, jericho34...

"Seriously, wtf is that? Did you think any of that was funny?"

Oh, wait a sec...you didn't like my schtick? Oh, man...I...can I just have your permission to post here again?

"And your post at #16 was even worse...eeediot."

I gotta hand it to you jericho34, the criticism and comeback comprised of "WTF" and a Ren and Stimpy reference in such a short time was almost a Haiku.

Let me tell you, jericho34, that your comments are not taken lightly.

After all, when jericho34 announces to us all that he's never posted here in his ENTIRE LIFE, it demands attention. And, it gets it...it gets it.

Although this was your first post, jericho34, you've certainly made an impression with it. Indeed, you have, sir. I know I speak for all of us when I say that jericho34 has really made an impression on not only myself, but everyone else here.

You made a splash, jericho34, and I know that people around here are saying, "I have quiet respect for jericho34."

Fucktard.

#75, there is a difference between sponging off your relatives for opportunities and making it happen on your own. I have a bit, just a bit, more respect for someone who gets it done on their own than someone like Ivanka. One word: nepotism. It's pathetic. Make something of yourself and not by riding on your dad's coat tails.

#89 - Sorry, hun. You lost me at "would'nt" (which isn't a correct contraction BTW). You may as well have typed "i have four asses one fglkjgoitjhret 2 efpogjfdogitlesr 3 pofjdfaogrejterg 4 fdpfiogjareothjaerot" because that's how your ramble reads.

Try using the Firefox web browser for us. That way all of your typos get underlined and you can correct them before you click on the "Post Your Comment" button.

Also try separating each thought by some blank lines. That will personally save me, by reducing the urge I'm having to gouge out my own eyes after reading your "sdfhgftr tthf bjmuyji ku erte oijro teugoet tretr".

Thank you sweetie!

#67 said: "I think she kind of looks like a retarded Lisa Kudrow."

That's repetetive. It's kind of like saying "I saw an unfunny movie starring Ben Stiller," or "fat people are stupid."

P.S. Her teeth are gifuckingnormous. I feel like feeding her a carrot. Oats, anyone?

Well REALLY, when you look at the second picture it just looks like the dress is fucked. I mean give the girl some slack, so her left boob fell into her dress a bit(okay, a lot), big deal.

The wave hairdo really reminds me of the Donald. I wonder if they use the same stylist? If I had a dad like that, I would.

ohhhhh.
she has the beyonce boobs right their!

you know i don't think the boobs are the least of her worries. i think for her she would worry about the fact that in 15 years she could possibly have her dad's hair.

Why is it that when a woman is beautiful, smart and powerful someone has to put her down. Invanka is articulate and mature. This is what people should be noticing not her breasts. Her breasts look fime and someone really needs to get a life!

like to give her some blue collar cock

lol, maybe she has to pay for them from her allowance?