Jan 30 2007Heidi Klum is a handsome fellow

Perhaps she IS seal - has anyone ever seem then in the same room together.

HEIDI ROCKS!

GOD BLESS HER!

EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! What happened to her????

I dare someone to say this is just bad lighting...damn you. I change my mind, she and Seal do make a great couple.

I dare someone to say this is just bad lighting...damn you. I change my mind, she and Seal do make a great couple.

Oh - 1ST BTW!!!!!!

This picture makes me feel so much better in general!! SHE IS NORMAL!! Shit... I look better than that without make-up!! Makes me wonderful how f*ing awesome I could look if I could get her make-up and stylist people to get ahold of me?!?!

SICK... she went downhill

No makeup is her incognito..pretty sad huh

This is why men with money decide to trade their 40 year-old wife in for two 20 year olds.

I know that's what I'm planning to do.

she still looks better without make up than eva longoria does with it.

yes it's not what we're used to, but she's not completely hideous, just old looking.

# 10 HILARIOUS!!!!!

She looks like that serial killer chick that Charlize Theron played.

Her aging skin looks like it has the same feel as Moon Sand

It's so weird because for some odd reason her nose doesn't look deformed when she's not wearing makeup yet the rest of her face looks horrid. But when she does wear makeup her nose looks weird yet the rest of her face looks good.

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The dif between Heidi and a mere mortal is that, on the close up in #5, her skin has no corner eye wrinkles, very few other wrinkles, and no acne, blackheads, or texture issues, which is quite the feat if she is indeed not wearing any makeup.

What's up with the puca bead necklace with the skull dangling off the end?

oh, and #10 - I told my wife when she hit 40 that I was going to trade her in for 2 20s. SHe told me my wireing would never be able to take 220.

just a little electrician joke there.

Rosie Odonell has none of those either.

Whos looking at faces? Whos saying hey look at Heidi she has some nice face over there.

she still looks better than me.

#20 what?

danielle at work ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jeez, I just noticed that she has a deaths head purse to match the skull. I'm guessing that Seal's got her in some African, Satanic cult.

Her husband and mole-child are so hideous that they've become a beauty vacuum, into which all attractiveness near them is sucked and ultimately compressed into nothingness. (I will resist the temptation to use the 'black hole' double entendre.)

I know there're outta there some black dudes which marry white women for a reason.It's a statussymbol for them as well.But still i think even Seal is wondering some times what brought him to make this choice.

She's looking for a nice Chianti and some fava beans.

I refuse to believe this is Heidi Klum. It must be some imposter.

The real mistake is wearing a crappy necklace made of Certs.
And the death skulls on the purse is a bit questionable as well.
HK: "Isn't this a cute purse hun ?"
Seal : zzzzzzz.... Yes Dear.... zzzzzz

#26 I hate to be the one to break this to you but I have a hunch Heidi is the best Seal will ever get Moonsand or not.

to number 15...

OPTICAL ILLUSION!!!!

and I love Heidi, but she looks like an iguana here.

(Humm... gotta be fast to get your jokes in in time at this place)

The hair is really bothering me.

#25 and 26.......What-The-Hell are you two even talking about. Are you both dropping acid right now?

#7: My thoughts exactly. I am hhhhhhhot!

^^^^^

Italian Sausage..."Stallion" during mating season, which most likely is every single day.

Gott in Himmel ! Now I know why the Germans invaded Poland in '39 - it was either that or stay at home with Haus Fraus that looked like her...

I don't know anyone who looks much better than that without makeup. Expert makeup people do wonders. She's not ugly or hideous, she's just without her makeup. She looks fine.

No acid.

But if i have to continue to see her Crisco hair every time I open Super, I might need some

Please remit now.

Thank you. =)

People who look like THAT without makeup usually do not plaster their fair up like THAT...hair down usually eases the pain in the eyes...it's an unspoken rule.

No, no, no, i highly doubt she looks like Hannibal...more like she was his next victim or so, but no close resemblance to the actual one really. well, now Seal can really tell her "my power, my pleasure, my PAIN! (baby)"

which ever way you look at it, she always gonna be better looking than that freakoid husband over hers - is there an uglier man out there! UGH!

@36 mine actually looks like you at work, but that dude you call master doesn't look like me at all.........

She actually looks pretty good for her age. No obvious wrinkles... Look at Jaime Pressly or Kate Winslet... and those two are 3-4 years younger...

@38...I have to agree. But there's no excuse for her hair. It looks like she pulled it pack after applying liberal amounts of paper mache paste. Or Seal's jism.

Man if I walk the street in NYC and that goes by, I don't even notice. But hey, not bad for a German dude.

Is this dude on the German World Cup team?

Now you know what happens to coal-burners, ugliness and knocked up with soon to be wild animals.

To #42:
Her husband is not bad looking... I'd do him! :o)

Seal was probably searching in this Yahoo-profile archive.And then he found her...

From the first lousy cam-pic on,it was love on the first sight...

you guys are all fucking retarded. Seriously. "O my god she looks so normal!".........Are you for real?! Maybe because these stars ARE NORMAL PEOPLE! For some reason everyone seems to be under the impression that celebrities are all superhuman and are always beautiful and perfect and have perfect bodies all the time. I dont care how beautiful or gorgeous you are, there will always be a bad picture that can be taken. Heidi Klum IS beautiful. For no make-up and hair slicked back and being 40 or whatever, she looks good. Give these stars a break, they're normal people like you and me the only exception is that they have personal trainers and stylists and make-up people. THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY HAVE TO OBTAIN A COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC LOOK ALL THE TIME.

Gawd I hate the morons on this site.

PS-Eva Longoria is still so beautiful w/o any make-up. Stop being jealous cunts.

#45 - LOL ... Seal's jism. Sick.

It's her own fault. A black man's giant cock is something white women can only handle for a night or two (at most) of jungle fevered pounding. Heidi's eyes have looked that way since Day 3, when she went into shock. She should have limped away, recovered for a few months, and gone back to her steady diet of petite pink penises.

#7, you'll still look like a mexican.

Lighten up, people, the site is called 'Superficial' and people log onto it to make jokes about celebrities who really couldn't care less. They're just words on a website, nothing more. Sheesh.

ah the powers of makeup

I have not been photographed by a high def camera before, but how come their faces look so washed out. They dont have any marks but when they dont have makeup tthey look washed up and bloated nicole richie looks good without makeup like a regualar person. I dont know anyone in her age group even with kids who looks that way i live in suburbia thats most of the population i dont get it. On the other aspect when they put makesup on some of them look gorgeous makeup does not do this for me. Is this a result of no sun contact with their skin all the time so makeup absence makes them look anemic?
I think its the lastt baby i heard that one of the ways to increase child birth defects is a, having children to close less than 2 years apart your body needs to replenish its nutrients b. having them to old, c. diet. She lost alot of weight she still has the belly i am going to go with the first reason babies to close her body has not had time to recooperate 3 kids under 4 years old. SHe probaly has no sleep i dont see her as to much of a nanny user. Just give her time

www.myspace.com/sashambrosia

Jesuschrist, ambrosia, here's $5, go buy yourself some lithium.

heidi is 33 yrs old

#10 #51

she is 33 yrs old

Fraulein Klum (heil!) has obviously been kissed by a rose from the grave.

26: yeah, keep believing that...

Heidi Klum: anytime, any day, with makeup, without makeup

She looks fine and it's not like she has bad skin or anything. Lame commentary, please get another hobby.

does anyone look great without makeup? ... exsactly. She's still gorgeous!

She looks fine and it's not like she has bad skin or anything. Lame commentary, please get another hobby.

sexybitch what did i say that would designate you thinking i am bipolar ( which lithium is a treatment for), and are you in the mediacal feild or are you a patient of said medication. Your name tells me that you are not to humble yourself. Furthermore i was asking an intelligent question how come w/o makeup they look gross even "real" people dont look that gross. Not like eew gross but like sickly and i then theorized it could be a sustained period without sun (makeup diminshing if not blocking rays). THen i correctly came to the conclusion that having thre children under four could of done it, babies to close can deplete nutrients. Why not pick on the idiot who said it was because she was married to a black guy or black huys penis damaged her. Are they serious without skin discounting economic and socail factors people are pretty much identical sizes, and effeciency of organs included.

It takes a lot of balls to be German and walk around with a Death's Head purse, ring, and necklace ensemble.

Was Grandad in the SS?

Most days I dig what TS says, but today, sorry-- I think the only thing Heidi Klum is guilty of here is looking a little too plain, even for an average person. Even on a really bad day, a mere mortal will slap on a little lip gloss. But she is really frumping it up here. Is she drop dead gorgeous in these pics? No. But hardly looking like a "monster", either.

#66 probably beacuse all your posts look lik ethis with runon sentences and are to painful to try and get thru sothat even if u had a valid point it jus tgets lost in translation so it looks like yr manic see what i mean by that or else huffing somehhing you shouldn't. so xalm down take a breath and plz don't fill out yr colleg appliactionslike this because you will be asking people if they want fries with taht for the rest of yrlife otherwise.

Ambrosia, I'm going to paraphrase the flim Billy Madison for you, to put the feelings of probably this entire reading audience into summation whenever you make a comment.

What you just said was one of the insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

#66 Good point about nutrient depletion. You might not be correct, though - what no one's mentioned is that after a facial you don't put makeup on right away. Most people go home and not shopping afterwards, but what the hell...

The only thing worse than a nigger, is a nigger loving white whore. That is what HK is.

That's what happens to filthy race-traitors who fuck man-ape hybrids and have little, hideous mongrels with them. She's always been an idiot with the IQ of a banana. Now she's not only stupid but ugly too. Yay!

And to think that I was once pilloried in a group because I said that she was a walking ipecac...

I thought that was David Beckham.

Fuck all the racist people heidi and her husband are not even american not that race indicates one's intelligence or personality. lIzzle i definetly was coherent, punctuations and all in my last post # 68, and majority of my other post are. Can you reference what ive said before or do you have a dislike for me because you are one of the typesat the brunt of my criticisms

76. nigger.

she looks good i mean i am happy with the stars not bieng all done up all the time shows they are normal like the rest of us makes me feel better when i walk around with no makeup shes still super hot i dont care what the lame site says i would like to see you without any makeup lmao or if your a man lets look at your hot partner without makeup sure they dont look as good as heidi

Anbrosia, seriously, all your posts look like they were put on here by someone in a mental institution. If you are interested in going to college you should at least learn to write a proper sentence. Until then, keep making that gas money at the strip club.

There is nothing wrong with the way she looks. She has three small children at home. This is what that looks like in the real world.

It's nice to see that the comments section of TS has become filled with hatemongering, unfunny losers with no lives.

# 81
You have a point. Perhaps there should be an American version and an International version of some of these sites, because things like overt racism and the Iraq war don't travel well.
Some jokes are local.
(Of course the Brits and Aussies are keen to invade anyone within reach - so they should redirect to the American comment and 'jokes' sites)

(and your site sucks - couldn't get any videos to work)

I think Heidi and Sacha Baron should get it on.. their kids wold be hot and funny.

I think that plastering as much makeup as models and celebrities do on their skin and then scrubbing it off daily is just rough on it.

I'm 32 (Heidi is 33) and looking at a photo of myself without makeup. Pale? Yes. Wrinkly and blotchy? No. Those photos might have been taken very early in the day which would explain the undereye bags, or perhaps Heidi is tired from being pregnant and having small children.

I think, given the circumstances, she looks pretty normal.

I have seen Heidi & Seal together (@ Trashy Lingerie in 9/04), so yes they are 2 different people.

It wasn't Heidi I recognized, it was Seal. Only figured it was her b/c of him. And no, she did not look like a super model. Pretty, but nothing extraordinary. Make-up can work miracles, and she is very photogenic (w/the added benefit of make-up).

Well, Heidi, welcome to 40 - about 5 or 6 yrs ahead of time! Now we make-up addicts know for a certainty that "models" are mere mortals like the rest of us broads.

#17 noted, "The dif between Heidi and a mere mortal is that, on the close up in #5, her skin has no corner eye wrinkles, very few other wrinkles, and no acne, blackheads, or texture issues, which is quite the feat if she is indeed not wearing any makeup."

That's a result of not being fried like a chicken McNugget on beaches and in a tanning bed. I'm about 10 yrs older, and inherited super white skin from the Scanda ancestors. Guess what? Due to not sunworshipping, I have NO wrinkles, literally. No crows-feet, no nasal-labial fold, no crinkling, no nothing. I keep buying these ridiculous potions like Olay & Clinique & never use them. They go bad from age. But not me. I'm blessed with the same thing Heidi is - pasty white skin that ages very slowly for a white chick. It runs in my family. I don't even have gray hair. It's like a reverse of the Crypt Keeper.

Back to the Model Frau, she's a beautiful woman with average skin tones and dark circles under the eyes. Like who wouldn't have those having to ride Seal's enormous black schlong every day multiple times, nurse his babies [don't they have 8 of them by now?] and keep her schlocky design show afloat. That would give any woman a set of navy colored luggage under the eyes.

Fuck all the racist people heidi and her husband are not even american not that race indicates one's intelligence or personality. lIzzle i definetly was coherent, punctuations and all in my last post # 68, and majority of my other post are. Can you reference what ive said before or do you have a dislike for me because you are one of the typesat the brunt of my criticisms

Ha, ha, it thinks it is people. Sweeet.

Ambrosia - let me fix that for you.

Fuck all the racist people (periods are your friend) heidi (that has a capital H, honey) and her husband are not even american (and a big A) (a colon would be nice, but that is a punctuation mark not a large intestine, sweets) not that race indicates one's intelligence or personality. lIzzle (Is that even a word?) i definetly (I definitely would be nicer) was coherent, punctuations and all in my last post # 68, and majority of my other post are. Can you reference what ive said before or do you have a dislike for me because you are one of the typesat the brunt of my criticisms (What the fuck is a typesat? Like a typeset? And if you can explain exactly to me how that sentence makes sense, I will be eternally grateful.)

Here, practice typing these lines with correct syntax and grammar.

I'll never amount to anything.
Would you like fries with that, sir?
I'm adopted and nobody loves me.
Round the world for three dollar.

I love Heidi but no one would know she is a model from those pictures. I guess she is too tired from raising her kids to make herself look presentable in public.

She's wearing eyeliner on her bottom lids. She is Aileen Wuornos' long lost twin.

In a word.....yikes.

#82- Mmmm, sounds good to me. Cuz then maybe some of us could actually read the comments in peace without hearing refugees from the KKK site spew their garbage.

#88- Hey, you know what, moondoggy? You, sexybitch, and all the other posters attacking Ambrosia can shut the hell up. You immature brats write with such bravado and confidence like you think you're so f'ing funny and clever, but the only people you're impressing are other morons like yourself. Your delusions of grandeur sickens me.

Why don't you keep showing everyone how mature and clever you are by continuing to gang up on Ambrosia like a bunch of grade schoolers ganging up on the slow kid in the playground? Go ahead-- it makes great entertainment, especially for those of us who actually made it past fourth grade.

Thanks for cluttering up this section, BTW, by commenting on everything BUT the actual story. Are you guys so ADD-inflicted that you can't FOCUS and write a simple one-lined sentence about Heidi Klum? It's not that hard. Heidi. Klum. Without. Makeup. Looking Kinda Blah. Write. Ya Know. About It. Not Ambrosia. Heidi. The woman in the pictures. Her.

Got it? I'll pull out some flash cards and a puppet in case you didn't catch any of that.

#53- RichPort, you offend me, not because you're a typical racist moron,but because you're just not funny and you-- like moondoggy and sexybitch-- write trash with such self confidence. You're not funny, man. Never were and never will be.

Lastly, over the many months I've been semi-lurking here, I've begun seeing a trend. The Superficial used to be a cool site with witty, clever, posters giving edgy, snarky comments about celebrities and the stories TS posted. Now it's fastly becoming a site filled with wannabe *edgy* posters who just blurt the N-word every two seconds, attack other posters (instead of trolls), or just act like flat out bitches. Half the time they don't even comment on the story anymore.

It's a shame that the people who run this site are allowing a bunch of posting regulars-cum-losers to run it into the ground and turn it into the Poor Man's Perez Hilton. But hey, it's their site; if that's what they want to turn it into, that's their business.

92

I AGREE 1000%. They think their all that because they could correct the typing of people and insult them like there's no tomorrow. Face to face might change!!! The power of typing!!!

Are you peole all insane? I could save a fortune if I looked like that without makeup. She wears it for a living, do you think maybe she gets tired of it?

OMG YOU CAN TELL THAT EVEN THOUGH SHE'S HAD 3 KIDS BY THIS BLACK DUDE(SEAL) THAT'S SHE'S NOT VERY HAPPY WHEN SEEN WITH HER BLACK KIDS.INSTEAD SHE'S ALWAYS NURTURING HER WHITE DAUGHTER. SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD END UP LIKE STEPHANIE SEYMOUR, MARRIED TO A RICH WHITE GUY!HAHA BUT THEN THE MILLIONAIRE ITALIAN DUMPED HER AND THIS NIGGER RAN TO CATCH A DESPERATE, LONELY WOMAN. SHE WAS FRUCKING PREGANANT WITH LENNY WHEN HE JUMPED IN TO THE PIC. NO WHITE GUY WOULD DO THAT, BUT SEAL DID TO WHITEN HIMSELF OR OFFSPRING.HAHA AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT SHE MIGHT BALE ON HIS TWO LITTLE NIGGER KIDS, LEAVING WITH LILLY WHITE LENNY (THE ONLY CHILD SHE RELATES TO). ONE OF THE REASONS FLAVIO REFUSES TO EVEN SEE LENNY IS BECAUSE OF SEAL. HAHAHAHAH SEAL HAS ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR WHITE LADIES (MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIS SCAR/BLACKNESS ETC)REMEMBER TAJANA PATITZ THE GERMAN MODEL. HE SEEMS TO DATE ONLY THAT TYPE WHICH WOULD BE OKAY IF HE WAS FRIGGIN GERMAN BUT FOR A BLACK MAN, OBVIOUSLY FUUULLL NIGGER HE SCREAMS OF UNCLE TOM. HAHAHAHA

Maybe we've all got the mid-winter 'blahs'... (aside from the KKK)...

#95: You are a fucking moron. Please, burn yourself, so the world can become a cleaner place....

#95, Oh please. As an interracial adult born to a French mother and West Indian (Black) father, and who has an older sister who is white I can safely tell you that my parents are still together (I am 26 years old, my sister is 30) and I am very much loved and respected by my white mother, just as much as my sister is. You are obviously a closed minded son-of-the-devil if you think that you are any better than I, or my father because you apparently are white. As for Seal and Heidi, I am more than certain that you do not have a close personal relationship with any of them, so you can stop talking out of your ass. If you want to post ignorant shit, why don't you find a site where there are like minded ppl so that you all can spew garbage together.

wwworldclique/ambrosia how many IDs do you have. We know Libraesque/Lesbianesque has a couple, and danielle sports at least one other ID.
and if post92 is what you call funny or clever -- whatever -- then please stay off this board because RichPort is entertaining (most of teh time) and nothing you've written so far shows even a glimmer of a sense of humor. Lighten the fuck up.

#54 Wtf... you're an idiot!

#45- I'll give you the hair thing. I couldn't leave the house like that. Not that my hair is perfectly styled every day, but I couldn't just slick it back wet and walk out the door.

That's just me though.

#62 Fucking Hilarious!!!
#95- stfu, literally please I beg you for all of Fishdom.

Eh, I think she and Seal are pretty cool- lots of hot jungle sex there. And also most stars are able to slip past the paparazzi by going out w/o makeup BUT if you get caught doing it- the magazines/websites/blogs will tear ya apart!!

Ooops I mean that comment #61 was hilarious, not #62 which was....well.. it was okay ;)

She's very unattractive without makeup as are most if not all celebrities. I mean just think of it, if every average looking woman had their own stylist and makeup artist, we'd see a lot more heidi klums running about.

Bad angle.

The only thing interesting in this whole post/thread is what #70 Lizzle said.
That is fantastic. And "my wife is common street trash."

You got to be kidding....Heidi ugly? Hideous? Unattractive etc? She is probably prettier without make-up than 99,99% of the female population and certainly more attractive than all of you here combined!!

I would be glad if I looked like that without my make up on :) I´d smile when I wake up in the morning. She´s gorgeous!
And all the racist comments...Not even worth saying anything about, it´s just plain stupid and a sign of lack of knowledge!

To everyone who keeps sticking up for every celebrity made fun of on the site...the site is FOR MAKING FUN OF CELEBRITIES.

But I digress. According to the pictures above, and my penis below, I would rather have sex with Seal. She looks like a down syndrome kid in those pictures.

I'm scared.

But I'd probably still hit it.

i hate to be redundant, but i have to agree with #70...maybe English is their second language??

as for Heidi i guess what i find most annoying is that these so called perfect specimens (i.e tara "fat-ass" banks) love to strut around on their tv shows like they have it all figured out and they're so much more superior than us mere 'mortals'.

The "beautiful" people are artfully groomed and dressed. They have personal trainers, stylists, and plastic surgery. In studio photos, they're posed and the lights carefully adjusted. The photos are then digitally altered. And these are just the photos we see; we don't see the ones that aren't fantastic. I'm happy to see the real Heidi; pretty but not flawless. It makes me feel like I'm not so bad after all.

The "beautiful" people are artfully groomed and dressed. They have personal trainers, stylists, and plastic surgery. In studio photos, they're posed and the lights carefully adjusted. The photos are then digitally altered. And these are just the photos we see; we don't see the ones that aren't fantastic. I'm happy to see the real Heidi; pretty but not flawless. It makes me feel like I'm not so bad after all.

The "beautiful" people are artfully groomed and dressed. They have personal trainers, stylists, and plastic surgery. In studio photos, they're posed and the lights carefully adjusted. The photos are then digitally altered. And these are just the photos we see; we don't see the ones that aren't fantastic. I'm happy to see the real Heidi; pretty but not flawless. It makes me feel like I'm not so bad after all.

Damn double-posting web site.

If this is moderated, how do so many racist remarks get posted?

Tell me about it Kitty

Damn TRIPLE-posting web site.

Thank you for whoever defende me.
# 99 i definetly only have one name

why is everyone being such an asshole. why is the fact that heidi's husband is black even come up. you white supremist need to calm down and stop blaming colored people for everything. if you were not so paranoid, obbsesive and ignorant, black people would not be a problem.also, why are people looking for fights online? go to a bar instaed of verbally abusing people online. lastly, i bet all of you also look less attractive without make up. stop trashing heidi. she is obviously a better person and stronger person than anyone crticizing her because she has the balls to go out in public and not give shit about what insecure asholes have to say. this site is so gay. i was looking gor a "legalize maryjane" site instead i got this....WTF.

proof ugly is contaigious

To all the racists posting in this site. Heidi Klum's ex, Flavio Briatore has a thing for black people too. He's been dating Naomi Campbell for a few years. Plus, some interracial couples make perfectly healthy and beautiful kids. I must agree that in Seal's case, the kids are FUGLY. But, in general, mixing genes can be pretty interesting.

Could you imagine Tyra after 1 kid let a alone 3? Heidi remains super.

lol, she is quite fetching for a man

You have to have a very ugly soul to fuck a filthy nigger, Heidi Klum's inner ugliness is showing through.