Jan 29 2007Eva Longoria really needs her makeup

She generally looks scary without make-up. These are not the first pictures.

yuck, plus she has no ass.. thats two strikes eva.

Could be worse.

nasty

She's engaged - she doesn't need make-up any more.

She doesn't look that bad here. You should see my sister...

It's Tony Parker's fault, the "Take Your Chihuahua to Work" team memo was a prank.

This kind of "no makeup" posts are really tiring. Do you know any single woman who can look fuckin amazing without any makeup on? No.
By the way, yes, it could be much worse. She looks pretty good even without makeup.

This is true with most celebrities. Without make-up and special lighting and airbrushing, most are very regular looking, if not unattractive.

Wow! My troll so early in the day! And I don't even have any sisters! Your work ethic is astounding troll...

Eva Langoria makes me thinks of those Dirty Latin Maid videos... which I've ONLY watched for cross-cultural educational purposes.

To quote Vanilla Ice, when asked if he was gay: "a hole's a hole".

what #9 said.

and anyway....she's marrying that millionaire athelete. She can start letting herself go, and just spend his $$.

she looks like she just came from church, big deal.

Acutally, #7, it's Take Your Troll to The Gas Chamber Day, and unfortunately for you, I got the memo.

I gotta say, I don't think she looks terrible.

makeup or not, she's still got a set of beaver teeth.

she must have just been giving her finace a test to see if he could deal with what he'll be waking up next to for the rest of his life...and by rest of his life, it will probably be more like 2-3 years tops.

Seriously, she doesn't look too bad at all. She looks like your everyday run of the mill Latina. She does not look terrible.

please don't take me to new jersey

ADRIAN ZMED! THAT'S WHO SHE LOOKS LIKE!

Wally, this shit is tired.

#8, yes, there are people who are natural beauties. clearly eva is not one of them.

Speaking of natural beauties...I went to the gym today. And they're fresh out of those... Guys thinking naked girls are hot are soooo wrong. Just...thought you'd all like to know.

if you don't like it you can always go to ferret's

#22. I SO agree with you. There is this chick at my gym, who insists on getting as naked as possible in the locker room and sitting naked directly on the benches BEFORE showering. She weighs about 200lbs and has the HUGEST bush i have ever seen on another human being and her nipples look like elbow macaroni. GROSS!!!!!!!!

23--Yes! But.........*shock* Ferret's is inexplicably shut down! How did that happen? Add that one up there with Ameila Earhardt and the chicken and the egg--we may never no the answers.

i agree she looks like every other girl without any makeup.

actually, i give her props for having the courage to step outside like that. fully aware of the ridicule and slanders thrown at her from these photos.

We should start calling her Eva FANGoria. Get it? Like the monster magazine? Get it? Because it sort of sounds like her name, only it's about monsters, and like...

What's so wrong with her? Yea she looks better WITH makeup, but what woman doesnt?

Walrus Ass Troll Gumboot... I hear drinking yourself to death is fun. Rent Leaving Las Vegas for some tips. Or fake kill yourself again. That's always fun...

#24 on the flip side, a woman at my gym looks normal in clothing - but in the locker room it's a whole different story. A whole different Arnold Schwartzenegger story. Her body is pure muscle - she looks like she could snap a telephone pole in half with her butt cheeks. Also, she's baked her skin orange and has fried yellow hair and a haggard sun damaged face. Like somebody deep fried her.
I'm afraid of her.
I'm afraid of her muscular butt cheeks and six pack.

28--Mimi from The Drew Carey Show.

We need to close the border and send her back to Mexico.

There are woman who are naturally beautiful and dont need 5 pounds of pancake make-up to leave the house. I should know, I see one staring back at me in the mirror everyday. ;) oh snap!

I have images of the worlds tackiest wedding gown when I think of her as a bride. Something inclusive of fuzzy dice and a sombrero.............

#30, that does sound frightening. Wh is it I choose to respect the other women in the locker room and wear a towel? Why? The woman i described is also the color of an Oompa Loompa, and i am guessing she is 40, but had the skin of a 90 year old corpse. WHY!!!???

i dont understand mens infatuation with eva longoria, what supposedly makes her super hot? she looks like any other latina woman. i just dont see it.

I'll volunteer to give her a facial.

Spanish chicks are hot.

is the "latina anywoman" not hot?

anyway- it's a PICTURE, people. Just like superskinny and racoon eyes photograph well, but look like an LSD nightmare in real life, no makeup looks fine, but photographs poorly.

Yo quiero Taco Bell

She looks bad? I mean, she doesn't look awesome, but bad?

well, i do think i look hotter than eva with or without makeup, but that's just my shadow and ego talking hahaha

yeah, she looks below average without her makeup, but most do

www.carpemundus.com - lets be nice

Mexican lawn gnome...bwwahahahaha!

Either that or Suzanna Hoffs.

38 I think the correct term is Mexican. :)

She doesn't look too bad. Could be worse.

The ones in New Jersey are called "Hispandex".

Hey, Eva...why the long face?

These bitches are so tricky,that they claim like in the first pic.There isn't any make-up involved.Imagine the amount of make-up normally they're wearing!The first pic isn't very flattering.Even those 2 pieces of copperwire bent into earrings and pimped up with beadings don't give the extra booze.

She looks like one of the creatures from Harry Potter.

Who's that guy with her, Derek Jeter?

#51 - Well isn't THAT the pot calling the kettle black...

I never thought she was all that hot.

But I'd still shag her.

And STILL you're NOT funny.

Run along now twat.

Actually, Rich, what you meant to say was: isn't that DanYELL calling the pot black.

Hey, that's the girl who works at Chino Jeans on 238th St. in the Bronx.

Hmmn, ferret face is really just a rat face.

OMG,

Why don't you just crawl into his ass already? Attention whore.

Uh... she looks fine. I think she actually looks more real this way. Having globs of makeup on your face is not very attractive...

#56 - Thanks Jrz, correction noted. I just figured since the thread was about hideousness, I'd wait for the She Hulk to show up...

TWAT did you say??? I cunt hear you... scum a little closer...

(crickets, birds & dead squirrels)

Yup. It's pretty obvious that English is a second language to dear,sweet, retarded Dani, as that line should read " And you're still not funny". Otherwise, you sound like an old Jewish woman..

The Doc..

Did I get this line right doc?:

"Shut the Fuck Up Dick-Shit"

Good.

...mexican lawn gnome...

Hey, ya know why women wear makeup and perfume??

^ Yes, we do, Whack. Same reason men have jobs. Get a new joke.

Dear #63

It should read "Shut the fuck up,dip-shit".

You've yet again confirmed my theory that you are not a native English speaker as you consistently mangle metaphors and similes..

The Doc

DanYELL had a rough weekend, give her a break you guys.

DanYELL, did you get all the bird poop out of your fur yet or no?

As "Shut the Fuck Up" has long been a "title" in my book, I think NOT. Capital S to the F to the U. Got that limp-dick? Kay.

BTW. You of ALL people and/or creatures should not be lecturing ME about grammar.

Ending sentences with TWO periods, are we? Explain THAT dumbass.

Oh, that's right.

You CAN'T.

Ummm....jrz? That last sentence makes no sense whatsoever.

Go talk to the "Doc"....(cough)Cock, did I just say that?

I did.

I think damnYELL practices her material in fron tof a mirror... well just once before it shatters... the world weeps for so much broken glass.

she looks OK whats the problem, nice to see a celeb looking normal so the rest of us don't feel so hideous in comparison.

Why is everyone afending her, she looks absolutely fine! yeh she isn't perfect & as pretty as she is with make-up on but so who cares. her bf luvs her for who she is not for what she looks like. i'm fed up with people slagging off celebs just because they don't have there make-up on. It's just stupid and old news.

HA HA HA, i am loving this. :-)

#70. "fron tof a mirror"????

Type slowly, you do have seven fingers.

No rush.

@74- Danielle

I wish people would stop picking fights with you. You just come here to post and have fun, but certain people make it a fight. I personally think you are funny and I enjoy reading your posts. Keep it up!!

BTW i don't know who any of u r but why r u callin danielle, danYELL?

76--because she's loud.
Danielle, my last "sentence" makes perfect sense....to the literate and ungovernment subsidized...did you get all of the bird poop out of your fur or not?......stupid sasquatch.

????

Damn Pappa. Wait, was that sarcasm?

Jrz....please. I've never been "subsidized" a day in my life. I live a far better life than you can ever live in a million lifetimes.

Go buy a brain.

#75. Are you actually Danielle trying to post as someone else to make it seem as though someone likes you? Poor dear :-(

Why did you guys start fighting 2 begin with?

79.

Ummm....no. I don't create accounts (unlike other posers) just for the fun of it.

I have a life.

But you, why are you even on here? Shouldn't you be frying something at some fast food joint along side a highway somewhere?

Poor thing.

80--Because we have a strict No Chicks with Moustache policy here and she violates it constantly.

LMAO....now, if only your mother would stop crying.

Typical woman who thinks she's pretty without make up. Pfffffffffft.

"As "Shut the Fuck Up" has long been a "title" in my book, I think NOT. Capital S to the F to the U. Got that limp-dick? Kay."

Oh Dani, I think we have to use simpler language with you as you keep missing the point of some of these missives.
I was pointing out that the actual phrase was "Shut the fuck up, DIP-shit" as opposed to your mangled "Shut the fuck up,DICK shit". You use English slang much like an Ethiopian 7-11 clerk.
The use of multiple periods in a paragraph, or sentence, is a literary device used by authors to denote the passage of time.

Unfortunately, I've written most of this well above your literary level and can expect a witty rejoiner along the lines of:
"Go buy a brain" or "type slowly, you do have seven fingers"

The Doc

I think she looks pretty good without make-up. I mean, have you seen Pam Anderson without hers? At least no little kid would cry if he saw Eva without make-up.

Sadly enough, this is not the worst she's looked. At least she's not as bad as Lindsey Lohan, who actually has left the house in a potato sack.

Well, since none of my "sentences" make any sense to you, how about I just write to you in your own language?

sfjhskfjkds
sdfjrwoerijfrowfhowre
sfndlkjnvd;flkvd
fvdnjfdlknvd
ffdvndlff
dfovdfiereirnfeirf
sfdjsojriforeifhref
sdfjosijrpoijpifj

Fuck.

Did you get that Doc?

Oh Danielle, you are trying so hard to be funny. If only your insults were a little more witty. Maybe then ppl would have a little more respect for the drivel that you post. You waste everyone's time by being the cunt that you are. Why don't you do everyone a favour and cancel your account and destroy your computer?

damnYELL, sometimes spaces occur int he mosti nopportune places. Mineh appen on thek eyboard, yoursh appened between thef ucking ears. They justh appen.

hee hee, nice one centaurian!

#82 - I can't stop laughing... moustache jokes are funny.

Judging from these posts, I'd say jrzmommy has some real anger management issues, maybe even borderline personality disorder. Clearly she has A LOT of time on her hands.

RichPort, on the other hand is a STITCH. Love. Him.

No Daneille, I'm not being sarcastic. I get tired of these immature people picking on you (as well as others). Just ignore them and keep being funny. I used to be that way-picking on people that obviously don't have the mental capacity to respond with any sense of wit or intelligence. I decided to quit doing that and try to enjoy everyone's humor, regardless of the fact that they be midly retarded. Just keep being yourself and ignore the haters.

#89.

Dear, really? Do you actualy think I give a fuck about whether or not you find me "funny"? If you think that I DO...here's a newsflash: I DON'T.

Did you just use RESPECT on this blog? Since when has this site been about that? What are you, Dr. Phil or some shit? I don't remember wasting ANY of YOUR time. I mean, how could I? The only time you OWN is the time you have to take a shit and wipe. I thought your day only consisted of washing dishes and folding laundry at the first ever "24 hour Laundry/Cafe".

Why don't YOU do your mother a >favor< and....DROWN. Just stick your head in a nearby washing machine, got that?

Good boy..or girl..or creature.

90.

Right.

Posting that shit won't take away from the fact that you're an illiterate dumbfuck who's raped by his daddy every night before the Spongebob Squarepants Marathon.

But...it helps.

Well,

If you were familiar with British english, that you would know that FAVOUR is how non-Americans spell what you so brilliantly corrected as favor you ignorant hosefly. You seriously have the mental capacity of a rabid bat.

(YAWN)

And I'd say we found another alias for Walrus Gumboots!

Also, all you little predictions about what I could possibly be doing for a living....is someone projecting?

PS. You are a shame to human beings everywhere.

YOUR dumbass YOUR.

Geesh, your IQ must equal that of a small insect.

Of course....YAWN...that's what ignorant little twats like you do when someone is trying to teach them something. BRAVO!!!

YOUR

That was a typo smartass. I really think you need a hug. You are clearly going through some things.

Danielle, just some friendly advice- just ignore them. These people are educated, intellectual, and very witty. Don't try and go back and forth with them. They are very childish, and you seem to be more of an adult.

dumbYELL needs to hug some high-voltage cables. Hard.

My brother 18 month old dog is technically an adult too.

103*

Typo or ignorance????

Judges????

Yes, it's ignorance.

I would LOVE a hug.

But....

Not from you.

I might catch something.

104*

That wouldn't be fun.

Oh....great.

FuglyBitch has reared her fugly head, once again.

Geeez... everytime I insult damnYELL I lose a few apostrophes and a few "s"'s...

Q: How many damnYELL's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: BITCH... sleep yo' ass in tha dark...

Dani...Dani...Dani...

You have missed the point, yet again, of what I was trying to tell you. I don't have too many problems with your sentences. They just lack basic structure, logic and appear to be uttered by a semi-literate Ethiopian 7-11 clerk.
By the way, the proper sentence in #100 is:

YOUR,dumbass,YOUR

commas can be your friend, Dani.

Do the rest of us a favour and take English lessons, sweetie... Thanks, and Cheers.

The Doc

OK, now THAT was funny.

But atleast I can afford some lightbulbs.

Unlike you.

Keep rubbing those two sticks together dear.

Dr..Dr..Dr..Fuck.

Wait...

104. Does she really seem to be more of an adult?

Examples of her "adult" posts include:

. Why don't YOU do your mother a >favor< and....DROWN. Just stick your head in a nearby washing machine, got that?
. Type slowly, you do have seven fingers.
. Run along now twat
. "Shut the Fuck Up Dick-Shit"

She seems to do these things specifically to be annoying and immature. This is evidenced by her adverse reaction to your compliments.

Pray for her.

Yes Danielle, it was a typo, unlike your own IGNORANCE at not being aware that the British spelling of the word "favour" contains a "u".

Cheers cunt.

#114 dumbYELL really does think people have seven fingers - that's because she's had two up her nose and one in her twat for so long....

#112 - Thanks for the props, homie. You know what else I'm sure is funny? Watching you sneak past your mirrors everyday... I must look like a Jewish wake in your home.

Not so funny.

Try again dear.

Amazing how one little "t" messes up a whole sentence... in short, go o hell damnYELL.

danYELL, I have a new friend for you...her name is Ghoulia and she is a lot like you only she makes lame comebacks in French.

what?

I wish danielle was in that movie "Roots". Then I would watch it backwards so she would go back to Africa........

Niiiiiice Stallion!

#120 - to be fair, her comebacks aren't all that lame. She was holding her own (maybe winning) until RichPort jumped in. It's nice to have friends who've got your back!

Mmkay, Danielle, you might just wanna give up now.
the dr, "me", and jrz? Hilarious, witty, and probably going to beat your ass in any argument you ever choose to pick with them.

You've got to be what? 15? 16 years old, tops? Just give it up.

It seems the argument is fueled by your anger and total desperation to have the last say, and everyone else is just kind of laughing at your failed attempts.

Anyway, Eva looks fine without makeup, famous people aren't like...genetically altered to be perfect in everyway or anything.
chill ouuutt.

Danielle- you are letting them get the better of you. Be the bigger person and ignore them. I know you are a bigger person than them, but if you keep responding, you appear bitter. Just be the bigger person that you are and rise above this petty bickering.

Oh and Rich, too, you're a funny guy.

#125.

*Twenty*

#127.

This isn't a dating site dear. Go crawl on back to Myspace.

#126.

I'm not bitter. I just had a hot cup of Green Tea. I feel great.

#126 You won't when you realize you've been insulted in every single one of his posts.

#129 Sorry, that's #128 referencing #126. Fucking footnotes...

Yes, you are sorry.

Thanks for finally coming to terms with that.

The doc, do you have something against Ethiopians? You sound like a nasty racist. Sexybitch (which i'm just certain you are with a name like that) if she has 7 fingers out, 2 up her nose and 1 in her twat that equates to 10 fingers, do you have 10 fingers? Not fond of thumbs? Danielle your doing well holding off against this bunch of vultures, much funnier.

Don't you just love how she's voted as one of the most beautiful women ever?

lol Stupid Hollywood and their glorified lies.

Why the hell does it matter if she is wearing makeup or not???

Do you wake up looking great?, i bet not, she is human, you know like the rest of us. Why the hell she was voted most beautiful woman or whatever escapes me, even with the make up she isn't that great.

#132 let's be honest, Danielle is very rarely funny and always stupid. Rich and Jrz; ALWAYS HILARIOUS!! :-)

Appears to be the face of a cum-guzzler. Cum-guzzlers don't require make-up, although it's a bonus.

#135 i guess "let's be honest" is your prelude to gobbling all the cum and vaginal fluids that you can from rich and jrz. rich is pretentious, wordy, and self-referential, and usually about as funny as a new yorker cartoon. jrz can be funny but her underlying ice-cold hostility shows through time and again, ruining the fun. danielle is like leon spinks - she stands there taking 50 punches to land one of her own. but she has some good, short, sharp zingers every once in awhile.

Holy Mother of God this chola is a monster.

You stupid idiots. Very few women look great without makeup. If a woman is naturally ugly, no amount of makeup is going to make her pretty.

YIKES!!! What the hell happened there, did her face get squashed?
Plastic surgery gone wrong, wtf?

Scott Baio wrote a book, in it he tells the story of meeting Beverly D'Angelo whom he later fucked. Anyway, when he first approached her he asked her about her overbite. And she told him, "honey I have a cocksucker's mouth."

Point of the story:

Longoria has the mouth of a cocksucker.

#124 - Nice one, Wally/Trollport/whoever the fuck you are. Thanks for trolling me, beeyotch!
Didn't like the way you got pummelled on Friday for your self-esteem issues?

You don't KNOW ME!

#8 - my wife looks great without makeup. That's why I married her!!

#16 - Jesee - what's a "finace"?

#31 & 48 - HA-HA-HA!! Nice - you're on a roll today, jrz!

#89 - She can't destroy the computer she's using. The library would never let her back in again!

#95 - That would be "WHO are you, Dr. Phil or ....", not "What are you ...."
Also, the SpongeBob SquarePants Marathon is not on TV "every night" as you claim.
Don't argue with the Dr. - he does know what's best for you.

#107 - survey says ... typo.

#116 - you mean "three in the slit, and four in the shit" yes?

#137 - the only zingers that damYell has come out of a box from Dolly Madison. You mus' be outcho got damm mind!

To #111 dr.bob.
Who feels the need to rub in some racist comments while dissing Daniel -“semi-literate Ethiopian 7-11 clerk.” ? I know I have no life because I’m joining in on this argument, but it’s just kind of sad how you relate illiterate people to Africans who you think work at 7-11’s. I’d just like to add that they have a better life than you because they don’t sit on their fat ass all day talking shit to someone they don’t know. And stop talking like you are a well educated American because if you were you wouldn’t have the time to sit at home all day in your mom’s house claiming you know how to read and write.

@144.... I hope you realize that everything you just said to him applies your sorry ass.

beautiful with and without makeup! awesome

I never thought I'd look better than Eva Longoria. Glad I can say so now though.

#146 pj, please tell me you don't live in my area and passed the vision test at the DMV...

137.

Thanks.....I think.

# 137 What-the-fuck-ever....who are you?

# 143 you know you're right

Jrzmommy If I loved you anymore it would be awkward

So Eva left the house w/o warpaint, at least she isn't a fat fuck.

She has the ugly spic look.

100. No, I do NOT have the IQ of a bug, ... I'm just hung like one.

RPLTC, with much enthusiasm!

god i love you long time richp! you da man!

She looks OK to me. I'd do her anytime

But I also do Mexican lawn gnomes.

Ugly Betty?

This is just weird, do any of you who are taking the piss out of danielle know her personally?

ok olivia, we get it you are confused about the danielle hatred. really you should not let it keep you up at night.

i dont think its that bad. as in the way she looks w/o make-up. we just need time to get used to it man. though i must admit that she looks worn out and pale.

"rich is pretentious, wordy, and self-referential"

I think I might get that engraved on my headstone... I like that, though I don't get the pretentious part. As punishment for your transgression critic idiot, you must now fuck Lanwhoria until your pink ball-less microdick falls off.

some people are pissed here!!

"rich is pretentious, wordy, and self-referential"??? No way! Rich is very well-spicken.

*well-spoken. Where's the damn spic-checker when you really need it?!

*spell-checker. Sorry, mang!

*man

She looks like my neighbor's housekeeper -

#163-166... fake Biatcho:

(crickets)

wasn't meant to entertain you, greaseball

he he he!!!

Seems like Danielle can defend herself here!! Low life idiots are getting a shot in the nuts!!

???? Like who ????

Are you retarded?

#155 - obvious trolling going on there. I am the eggman; he is the Walrus. Goo-goo-gachoo!

135
i beg to differ.
bunch of assholes who always pick fights for no reason.
who the fuck cares!
wasn't monkey-face Longoria the topic of this thread, or am I wrong?

25. Yep, shocking that some fucker that allegedly invented the Internet would have his shitty blog shut down. I'm sure he's planning to hack the CIA in retailiation, ...

BWAAAAAAHAAHAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA!!!

#173...YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES

Oh, for FUCKS SAKE! I've been gone for like, a month and now I return, and this lame-ass troll shit is STILL going on? Jesus H CHRIST, GET A LIFE! Does RichPort and jrzmommy's troll not see how sad and pathetic this shit makes him/her/it look? Please troll, GET A LIFE! You really ARE one of the most pitiful things I've ever seen...just give it a fucking rest already, ok? You've established that you don't like Rich or Jrz, and NOBODY CARES. Nobody EVER cared, except to be annoyed that you were basically making this site intolerable and sucking all the fun out of it. I bet you're real proud about that, because those who cannot create, destroy. Just get over it, move on, and stop screwing shit up for everyone else because you don't know how to grow the fuck up. I mean, DAMN!

#176 - welcome home, tsarinaamanda. You've missed some damn good Damyell fights while you were gone. As you have observed, the trolls are resisting efforts to be uprooted and are hiding under the gaydar with godd stealth.

BTW, your "twatwaffle" comment from a while back has carried on with tremendous success.
Just so you know, I borrowed it from you. Thx. If you're going to be around for a while, you can have it back.

typo - "good", not "godd".

There are people all over the world being raped, murdered and molested. People are dying from AIDS and Cancer. Is a discussion about Eva Longoria's make-upless face worth a discussion?

#179: Go to Oprah!

HOLY FUCK.
Now can we please call the dumptruck to haul away this ghastly thing?! She's so fucking annoying. Hate her.

yeah, well, pretty much every star needs makeup 24/7......ever see pamela anderson without makup?

U all are mad she beautifulllllll... She doesnt need make up...Fuck the haterzzzzz

U all are mad she beautifulllllll... She doesnt need make up...Fuck the haterzzzzz

You guys are idiots?

She looks about 10 years younger, and so cute. Like a sweet girl, and she's gorgeous.

If you find a bunch of illusory gunk on someone's face attractive...then you're too simple-minded to perceive faces (and probably anything) properly.

"Yeah man, I agree, she should definitely smear a bunch of black shit on her eyes and turn her skin orange. Make her lips an unnatural color. Get some glitter, humans are supposed to glitter, right? There, now she's hot. Even though she's the same person, she now has a bunch of crap all over her face, and i'm an idiot so i'm gonna think this changes her somehow."

You fail at life.

I agree with #185. Makeup provides us with a mere illusion. There are very few women in the world who wake up in the morning and look "perfect". All of you people who come here to insult her are probably not anything special yourselves & maybe even a little jealous. I mean, come on, are you making millions of dollars a year on your hit TV show, contracted as a model with a major company, making it on the cover of acclaimed magazines, and about to marry a successful athlete whom you are in love with? Yea. Didn't think so. Btw, I think she is still gorgeous with or without the gunk on her face. She has gorgeous eyes, a great smile, and a nice face structure... there IS such a thing as a bad picture.

This is hilarious. On a side-note guys, in case you didn't know; Maids and dry-cleaner attendants do the job you don't do. So keep your mouth shut when talking like that.

P.S.: SHe looks pretty. Jelousy is the only thing that comes to my mind :P