Whaaaat. More girls dammit!

haha

Ejacto cumtronum!

WoW, that doesn't look gay at all...

Hermione is better looking than the horse.

he's not even looking at the vag in his face.
where is the penis shot. oh wait, that would be kiddy porn. forget i asked.

Hahhrree Pottah......is THAT yaw dong???

I thought the play was about a guy sexually attracted to a horse, and the leading lady didn't interest him? or whatever?

I understand wanting to expand your range, but this doesn't seem like a brilliant career move. A Tony does not automatically equal success. Also, is that actress under 18 too? Otherwise I imagine she's a bit leery of having to touch a half-naked underage boy. "Just pretend he's Brad Pitt..."

Hairy hairy penis shots are not hot.

Holy Hell...who is that guy? The kid that plays Harry Potter? Yes, I know I'm the only person on earth who has never seen the Potter movies, but is that him? Cause then that is really twisted...

It was bound to happen. The Hairy Potter image couldn't last forever.

They should put these in an A&F ad cuz it looks like that's who styled the photoshoot.

That horse is hot.

This must be like Christmas for gay men everywhere.

Now I know what was in Harry's Chamber of Secrets.

Helllllo Frisssco!

Sorry kid, but you'll never shake off being Harry Potter. He could come out with a porno and there'd be internet buzz about a 'Harry Potter Porn.'

Now that that's out of the way, I can say JESUS FUCK ARGDHDGKJHD. And it's time for someone to trim their bush; what's he trying to do, grow a cabbage patch?

What is with the massive clump of public hair?

pubic. haha.

I'm waiting to see his Nimbus 2007.

I wanna see all the lil fangirls photoshop Draco's head onto the last one. AHAHAHAHA.

Anyone see this kid on BBC's "Extra's" last week? Hiiiilarious.

#19- HA!

This kid should like, do lots of drugs and bang alot of chicks REALLY soon.

Harry Potter and the Horsedick of Doom.

Whoa! Daniel has got more than a happy trail..more like a thicket..one word for you "wax."

Hairy Potter and the Closet of Horseschlong.

WTF?!? This just feels so wrong on so many levels!!! How could they do this to innocent little Harry Potter!!! So weird...

Just one problem. I've heard of a horse, but who is Daniel Radcliffe again?

Its not really kiddy porn. They're from the UK where the laws of being an adult are 16 iirc. I think he looks good ( yeye im a harry potter fangurl!! *puke*) Thanks for the male eyecandy fish, its a nice change from all the half naked puss flashing whores youve had up lately

#3 Thanks, there's coffee all over my monitor.

When I (very occasionally) mention that I'm hung like a horse, this isn't what I have in mind. I might have to save that young girl from Harry Potter's tiny hairy wand and give her firm butt the pounding it deserves.

I wish Hermione had done this movie instead.

Where's some shirtless pictures of that gal?

Equus. I remember reading the book or screenplay years ago, but I don't recall a single thing about it.

And spanking girls with hairy wands, #31? Doesn't sound too appealing.

Oh snap, that's THE harry potter? I thought that was a comical comparison. On the other hand, I'm really glad I didn't know his name.

Its really too bad they couldnt get Emma Watson to play the girl.

So much for the magic wand.

they need to change his character name to "dirty harry"

BoOoOoring!Who cares about a boy who rather has a horse instead of this blondine?

Oh and LOL at all the guys here so insecure with themselves that they freak out about a post with a shirtless dude in it and call it gay and demand pictures of girls.
Like there aren't celebrity bikini shots posted on here twelve times a day. Ninnies. Get a grip.

It's Harry Potter and his horse, Dick.
OR
It's Harry Potter and his horse dick.

Harry Potter and the Equine Sorcerer's Magic Wand

This is the funniest post and comments on the Fish I think fucking ever. I love #17 & 18 and #14
#39 tits Darlin- Are you telling you this doesn't seem gay to you or something worse???? Christ girl.

questions :

* what does the white horse mean? i don't watch gay porn, so i'm not familiar with the symbolism involved

* is this whole thing technically underage in England, where age is 16?

* would this even have been news if it happened 2 years from now, when this geek will be 19? (aka the B. Spears syndrome)

* will this trigger a "Hairy Peter" spinoff of gay videos? just wondering if they have the same ridiculous naming conventions that straight porn does

* what would Eric Cartman say about all this?

Disclaimer: these questions are not to be construed as offensive to any particular group, i have two cousins who blah blah bullshit bullshit

He really looks like he doesn't want to do it with the young lady.

#29- Did you just call this male eye-dandy??? I... um... what???

Where's that Troll when we need him?!

41. It's supposed to be. It's Equus. It's supposed to be a little wrong, erotic, homosexually disturbing, and weird. Of course I see that. I'm not having a fit about it, that's all.

By the way are you implying that there's something worse than gayness? Because there isn't. Jesus says so.

i do believe that's a Lippazanner.

#43 misanthrope Yeah he certainly does not and she looks stricken with pain the last pic. I am guessing she needed the money.

I dunno what happened with his navel in the first pic.But that looks quite like a Beckham-coupe.

31-you seem to be dreaming loud here. It's sad to see that all you have to answer all the time is about sex...small world...

Sorry i mean the 2nd pic.Hahahaha!

@47... Her hand is barely touching him... The one down by his harry potter.

She looks like Celine Dion.

Ew natural body hair. Men should all be hairless and slippery like an oiled up dolphin's fetus.

#18 - well, it's public hair now, isn't it?!

nr 42. All I know is that Eric would say: Screw (that horse) you guys, I am going home.

Seriosuly...who would want to see this? Why is it even posted here? Anyway...I guess after being a kiddy star all the pervs in the world will be drooling after him, getting it on with a horse will get him fans amongst animal lovers. Yeah...animal lovers. Get it? Damn...I am funny. AND hot. And smart...

What was I talking about..? :P

Dude! You got to get some tan -at least!-...and a mask to cover up that dick face. Give a break! Por favor!Que asco!

Uggly nipples..

The play is really good, its creepy and bizzare.

I don't think it has any gay content, its mostly about a kid who's screwed up because his dad is mad the mom puts up pictures of Jesus so he replaces them with pics of a horse. Also the kid was most likely molested by a guy on horseback at the beach when he was little.

Any play the ends with a naked teenager stabbing 9 horses in the eye is OK in my book.

Oh and the chick has MAN HANDS

#28 = hilarious

Radcliffe's been terrified of being typecast as Harry Potter for years, it's all he ever effing talks about in interviews.

I guess he's just overly desparate to shed that Harry Potter image. One problem, there are still 3 movies yet to be released. Looks like he's going to have to find another scandal after this one takes to the back burner in about.. 20 minutes..

.. Heroin addiction, anyone? Can't wait!!

59 not as bad as Uma Thurman.. that bitch has the ugliest man hands on earth

He stabs the horses?!?! dont tell me shit like that ! he can stab miss man-hands, but not the horses

tits_on_schack:

how are you stealing my thoughts? are you friends with l. ron hubbard, or something?

FULL FRONTALL, eh? i guess hairy has got something to prove! let's hope it's something we don't already know...

Dumbledore is not gonna like this.

Everybody, please let me introduce you to #49, Juliathemailman.

I did not want to see Harry Potters pubes while I was eating, or even at all for that matter. Hes a cute wizard kid not a guy with loads of pubes. UGH!

So Hot!! I love a man who does'nt remove every trace of hair from his body, proves he has no gay tendancies!!

66- I was just thinking the same thing....

i can't get over the way he's longingly looking at the horse, and how he's "not so impressed" with the girl in front of him.
*full body wretch*

the next shots will probably be him on top of the horse... lets wait and see.

LOL #28... I had no idea who that was until I started reading... as far as the pics go - gross.

Oh, that's SOOOOOO 2006.

Thank you, Kevin Smith's Clerks II, for making interspecies erotica kid-friendly!

"Oh my, Harry! I can see your hogwarts!"

#7 & 54 - lol. You're on FIRE today!!

Must agree with #56 - the pale white skin tone isn't desirable. Neither is the lack of pectoral muscles combined with the misshapen, protruding abdomen.

Gotta change the workout regimen, DannyBoy!

i hate harry potter and i hate bestiality. everything about this makes me SICK.

*goes off to vomit*

intense happy trail

#74 I think it is safe to say most people 'hate beastiality' Funny though of you to state that most obvious of points!!

16, you'll never throw off the whole I critique kids pubes on the internet thing.

plus get a tan and I would.

@74... Is that ALL beastiality or are turtles okay? Cause turtles, well... we all know what they are like. Right?

Good god... I will say this... If he can convince people he is actually attracted to the chick, more power to him... Cuz that kid is gayer than a $3 bill...

And the play just sounds ducky... What, no fecal matter? I guess masterbation on horse back will have to do... Hello, time for another Tony award...

#77 Good Lord.

#65

I didn't really read your comment. Just kidding.

To the guys beating off to little Harry Potter: "I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC"

@3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ok Daniel, we get it! You're grown up!
You don't have to parade around naked in pictures or play a horndog after older women in Extras.
I don't think parents of wee Potter fanatics are going to be too happy about these pictures.

I'm about to hyperventilate from reading these posts.

#3, 4, 14, 19... too funny

I may never recover from "public hair."

I can't look at the pictures. Looking at a nearly-naked 17-year-old would surely damage my corneas.

Yeah! I get to ruin the movie for you! The first one starred Richard Burton as the psychiatrist who is treating the boy for blinding, slashing the throats of the horses where he works and comes to find out that he's doing that because he can't live with the accusatory looks he gets from the horses after he rapes them. And the girl can't understand why the boy can't get it up for her. Evidently they don't relieve themselves on sheep in England the way that good old hillbillies do because I never heard of a hillbilly wasting good sheep meat like that. Enjoy the movie.

That might be the most nauseating picture. No wait I take that back I saw Britney's greasy face on a magazine in the grocery store earlier today, but this is still pretty disturbing.

I don't know but even if ( im not saying it is) the age of consent is 17 in Europe isn't this child porn. We are in America and viewing it here applies to our rules.

Yes, yes, YES!

I can already feel the fanart coming on...

Why is he so hairy and pale? Maybe these pictures are just for that Daniel wants everybody know that he has pubic hair now?

Just give a bunch of american fat ass some art and that's how they will respond. Thank you all, now I understand better the puritans and why they didn't wanted you in sixteen century !

Lyke daaaaaaaymn.

so, i know most of you probably have this site translated into simple stick-figures for you by your older siblings so you can understand it, but those among the literate of us realize that equus is an amazing, albeit disturbing, play and dan radcliffe is more respectable and versatile an actor for being in it.

also: why you all gotta hate on the pale kids? some of us CAN'T tan, deal with it.

He needs a tan.

Well whimsicalred, you're really slumming it then, aren't you? Shouldn't you adjusting your cravat and getting ready to step out for a show? Have some port for me and have a scintillating evening. Good night sir.

And in case you're a female, STFU you fatass.

*be*

Is it just me, or does that horse look a little embarrassed?

Oh dear is it wrong that i think Harry Potter looks HOT in these pics!??!

#77. Lamest. Comment. Ever.

Hairy Penis and the Sorcerer's Boner

Uhhhh, Author Person- *why* would you use the knife to chop off *your* penis? The logical thing is to lop of Harry's Potter...

He uses his magic stick to 'giddy-up' the horsey... Whatta cowboy!

that is definitely the most disgusting thing in the entire world. how the hell does harry potter get offered that. that is repulsive.

@ 71. I am watching Clerks II now. As I was reading your comment, Randal and Elias were standing in front of the computer talking about the donkey-show.

"That's bestiality, Randal!!"

Best. movie. ever.

I love guys, but something about those pictures makes my stomach turn. Maybe it's the freaky snail-highway. Or perhaps the bony torso. Or maybe that weird way that he's looking at the horse that reminds me of the way the Sexy Stud says "I miss my donkey.." in Clerks II.

Maybe it's the fact the chick hugging him looks about 40 with a lot of plastic surgery from the front. She looks fine with her back turned tho.

Anyway, I'm off to throw up!

Looks like someone took his Skelegro. I wonder if he'll be able to capture Hermione's Golden Snatch! I mean, Snitch!

99* Lowest sperm count ever

49. "small world", ...

Indeed, just like my cock. I am certain that you all correctly suspect that I am hung like a bug, not a horse, and compensate for my deep inadequacy by pretending to have measurable cockage.

However, I was once fucked by a horse, does that count?

I want him NOW

Here's the URL to a synopsis of "Equus."

http://us.penguingroup.com/static/rguides/us/equus.html

I suggest that you not read it while eating, unless you're really, really excited about pretentious theatahhh that views topics like child-molesting, horse-blinding and other fun subjects like that as "art."

Uuuurp...

I was a huge fan...now I'm throwing up in my mouth.

#3-funniest comment ever...hahahahahaha

He's hot.
#3 and #7 you're the best!!!

Roar. he just gets better looking as he ages. PS, the legal age of consent in England is 17. He turned 17 last year, therefore these photos and the nudity are all legal. So he can't have sex in the US, but in England he's fine. I'd never do a 17 year old though. Call me in 3 years.

HOT DAMN!

This play will put all those Mexican horse shows out of business!

#93 - a boy masterbating on a horse and then raping them is art? dammit! i need to get in touch with my creative side.

we should all listen to #93! britney spears flashy her beaten puss is art in the making as well!

http://banners.broadwayworld.com/equus/equus_col4_hires.jpg

So what happens next?

Harry Potter is absolutely unattractive and unsexy! Why would anyone want to see even a small bit of his skinny ass?

Harry Potter is absolutely unattractive and unsexy! Why would anyone want to see even a small bit of his skinny ass?

Harry Potter is absolutely unattractive and unsexy! Why would anyone want to see even a small bit of his skinny ass?

Could he be any paler? All those years in a dark cave playing with his wand I guess.

He looks pretty close to the horse but not so thrilled when the girl shows up.

So is this what one has to do to shake off the stink of child-stardom? He should just knock up some rich famous star and sit back and let the money/publicity roll in. You know, like that janitor... um... kevin federalcheck or whatever his name was.

#109 - I ALREADY TOLD THE MOVIE IN #86.

#107 RICHPORT that took a lot of courage to admit that you were fucked by a horse. Most people won't come forward when they have been raped so the true statistics will never be known. I feel bad enough for you that I will give you a hint for your query:
horse=year, wood=element. And, no, I'm not Chinese.

She looks like a man.
He looks more in love with the horse.
Pubic.

He looks more interested in the horse...

FUCK! Damn slow TypeKey...

#123 and #124, yes, YOU ARE RIGHT. But I already explained this in #86. What is the point in ruining a movie for everyone if they don't read the last page first??

@113 The age of consent is actually 16 in Britain, so you can lust without fear.

As for all the comments saying that Daniel R looks more interested in the horse than the girl, I believe this is what is known as acting. Equus is the story of a young man with a strong sexual attraction to horses after all.

That horse is hot.

Ok woodhorse, I went back & read the spoiler(It was a very nice movie spoiler BTW :P). Glad I don't have to watch it now, lol

#122 - It's still a stupid fucking name. Nice try being all esoteric and shit. Just choose gwai-lo, then call me when you hop off of Wally's dick.

All I have to say is.....that poor horse!!!

hes no wizard, hes a fairy and that whole hairy pooter thing is crap

WOW... he sure screwed the Harry Potter people over!! How many moms are going to let their kids watch him if he's prancing around like a nancy, all naked with a horse?

Oh fuck! I'm so dissillusioned right now! And I used to think that Harry Potter doesn't have pubes yet!!! Come to think of it I still don't believe he has a weener. But maybe the horse has one.

Hairy Pooter and the Goblet of Horse jism

Ok, I don't remember what # it was, but somebody was asking about the significance of a white horse. AFAIK, there isn't any specific "white horse" terminology, although "white pony" is one name for cocaine, and it was also the name of a bitchin Deftones album. OTOH, "horse" is a term for heroin...not that anyone I know called it that, we called it the "H-bomb" and called coke "George Washington", or "George" for short...like, "Where's George, he was supposed to have been here an HOUR AGO, GODDAMMIT!", and so on. Anyways, I'm sure all of you feel more enriched for knowing that info. Now carry on...!

Fuck You RichPort (Esoteric: rich=money, port=where all the sailors put in to ream you) - no wonder no one is nice to you. You can bet your community property ass that I'll never tell you about the tatoo....

If I remember correctly, the play Equus involves no gay content. The boy worships horses, he doesn't molest them. He just gets really...um...excited when he rides them. Then he tries to have sex with a girl in a stable, but freaks out when the horses - his gods - are watching.

It's bizarre, yeah, but if any other actor were playing the part, it wouldn't be near as big of a deal.

"#109 - I ALREADY TOLD THE MOVIE IN #86."

And I'm very happy for you.

BARBARO!!!!

#137 - wanted to let you know that this board has two RichPort's running around on it. Well, not really two. The REAL RichPort is tremendously witty and funny, while his shadow is a droll little tart who only posts about how gay he is. References to "Wally" and "Walrus" are of Rich's troll. No one is nice to the troll, and he likes that abuse. It's a "love me Daddy" complex that the troll can't overcome.

If you don't confuse real Rich with troll Rich, you'll be OK. Carry on.

These horse shots are publicity for a London stage play, not a movie. The majority of the kids who watch Harry Potter films are unlikely to see Radcliffe naked.

Um, eewwww, eeewwwww, eeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!

:)

UGH, now I'm going to having nightmares of Harry Potter's pubes chasing me down the street. What the hell is up with that treasure trail of his? Its looks like hes got a cowlick.

he looks more comfortable with the horse than with the girl

that poor poor horse

Man poor kid. There is no way he is ever going to get away from being Harry Potter. And he should have never tryed to by getting naked with a horse! Damn, he is the weirdest looking kid i have ever since. And to the people that say that the movie is only a big deal cause it's Harry potter ofcouse thats the only reason. Nobody, would have heard of the film. It's just creepy and weird.

OMG, I have not laughed this hard in years. You people are hysterical. I wish I could invite you all to my house for a party.

Frankly, I think he looks hot. And the "pubic trail" is common in men, it is just regular hair that runs from the navel to the, uhh, nether regions.

Keep up the comments,ROFL.

He looked more attracted to that horse than girl.

Sad #130, your psych assessment of me is way off. You went ballistic because you couldn't figure out something so simple for yourself and are taking it out on me by saying I am fucking a troll. The troll is fucking you. I still look forward to all your remarks. #141 thanks for the explanation - didn't know you could steal a sign-in, clever troll

#3, that was great!

OMG he's HOT and the same age as me if only he was gay

by the way hes 18 now

These posts are really funny, Gay movie title: Harry Peter and the Sodomite's Buttbeads!

Ooooo... naughty harry potter... so this is what he does when hes not acting in movies... :O

course there will be LOTS of wifes and children who will suffer because of dad being a perv...

catch 22, this is...

i agree this is gonna be a molesters poster boy but it has nothing to do with homosexuals.
we all know the federal government stats list over %90 of the child porn and molesters as straight and married men.
maybe they should have one show where they give out free tickets to suspected molesters and when the lights dim, they arrest the bunch and take them off.

SHOCK HORROR!!! 17 yr old male spotted with pubic hair! HOW BIZARRE!!! Er..no, I think you'll find they call that normal. Any girls and boys that like to see men's genitals without hair seem a bit suspect to me. Why not download some kiddy pics if you don't like the adult body?

I can't believe some of you are defending horse f*cking plays/movies. This is wack. Lets kick Hairy Twaters ass! HORSE f*cker!

#159....get your facts straight about what happens to the horses in the play, you're WAY off. Ignorance is not flattering!

OMFG!!! Is he gonna fuck the horse instead of the girl? That is sick and twisted,man! (By the way, i am a girl, so i am not gay in saying that he looks HOT!)

If you'd like to see an uncut picture of Daniel Radcliffe naked, click here, his dong is quite impressive!! (you'll have to scroll down a little)

http://www.pekatkpital.com/

Benji28.......BLESS YOU!

You're welcome, I actually find it very strange that it's the only website on the internet where you can really see the whole thing, I wonder why, if this photo has leaked, there's only one website to publish it! (refer to comment 162). Also I don't even thnk that pic is going to stay there very long, as they add news daily, it's slowly shifting down the page, in a few days it won't even be there anymore!! Or maybe in their archive I dunno! Also I am amused how some people get sooo shoked by the view of a willy! As if great heroes didn't have one! As if it was bad to show it... But that's still probably going to move the crowds to go and see it live!

He's looking good. if i have time (and money) i want to go to that show.

Hey did you guys also know that here in the Netherlands you are allowed to have sex with animals *i don't want to know that, but anyway* I'm also 17 yo (actualy 2 months older than daniel radcliffe)
(PS: Could we get this show to Netherlands?, then i would like to play his role, since on street everyone thinks i'm daniel radcliffe(cause I look a lot like him) but could be kinda fun acting naked) PS2: I also wear glasses, am gay or bi (not sure), don't visit my site cause there's nothing on it yet.

Daniel Radcliffe rock and OMG he's hot (and he looks a little baggy on those pics, doesn't he?)