Jan 17 2007Britney Spears probably isn't pregnant

Since when does peanut butter come in liquefied form?

try again you dumb ho'

I don't think Britney is pregnant with Isaac Cohen's kid... if anything it would be from K-Fed's leftover crusted sperm on her unwashed slop-hole.

In any case, Isaac Cohen is not supposed to date Britney spears because in the Jewish religion, a pig is considered a dirty animal.

jeez, she wipes her ass on her new boyfriend's t-shirt and look what an uproar it caused...

Explaining the apparent weight gain, a Spears spokesperson said,
" It's not a Fed-Ex lay, or a new BFF lay. It's Frito Lay."

Britney: Want some bacon?
Isaac: No man, I don't eat pork.
Britney: Are you Jewish?
Isaac: Nah, I ain't a practicing orthodox Jew, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Britney: Why not?
Isaac: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Britney: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Isaac: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

O.k., so this new boyfriend is taking a page from the K-Fed playbook and wiping his fingers off on his shirt, just like any other mannerless slob.

You sure can pick 'em, Brit.

Why does she always look like she just gave deep throat?...leaky mascara, blotchy skin, mouth partially open...yup, she sure knows how to keep a side job.

At what point will DSS step in an demand a mandatory sterilization? Soon I hope.

Okay, supposing I didn't know who she was, and/or the context of that picture, they could tell me it's a still from an episode of COPS and I would believe it.

titled as:

Palooka, West Virginia
Prostitution Stop

if she probably isn't pregnant, then why is she so fat, probably?

If Britney's not pregnant and wants to stay that way, all she's gotta do is put this photo up on her mirror and use it for reference every morning.

considering KFed already had visiting day #1, she SHOULD be pregnant by now...

haHAhaHa I saw the peanut butter pictures, yep he wiped peanut butter all over his hand, his shirt, her dress...big disgusting....Needless to say it was really gross, the "peanut butter" was everywhere.
Brit in rehab in the next 60 days. Mark my words.

Who's bothering to watch Ms. So Yesterday closely enough to care if it's peanut butter or vomit?

Hey, you got your vomit in my peanut butter...

Nah, can't be a pregnancy...if any barfing was going on, it was probably because someone looked at her in that dress and yakked on the Boy Toy, for his lack of taste...

Looks pregnant to me....I mean, why else would she be wearing that GOD AWFUL dress???

Oh Britney, what happened to you? You used to be hot, and now you're just... fat.

Isn't it sad when your career (and looks) peek at 16? It's been down hill since then.

She looks like a bald Uncle Fester. A fat man tranvestite, it you will...with fake hair. And, no, I would not "hit that."

Ya she needs another kid because clearly she's going to win 'mom of the year'. And that was so totally peanut butter. Because everyone carries around GLASS peanut butter jars. IN.THEIR.POCKET.

My god
she just keeps gettin worse

My theory about the "peanut butter":

She was in a midst of giving him a blow job when her gag refelx caught up with her, so she barfed and that's why his hands were covered in peanut butter barf.He was simply trying to protect his "member" from the rain of puke coming from Britney's mouth.

This was probobly the most flattering pic you could find?

My god !!!! Why is she looking like that???

sigh...gotta give it up for danielle: "Why does she always look like she just gave deep throat?...leaky mascara, blotchy skin, mouth partially open."

that's some funny shit right there.

And by "Observers " they mean a couple of us nasty, mean-spirited, fuck-ups here at the Fish. Hee!

and to think of the times that i surfed the internet with one hand while looking at her pictures. man, how quickly they fall....

#25 - Uh, yeah right. The only thing I'd give up to damnYELL are food stamps, insults and bullets... not necessarily in that order. It would take an Immaculate Erection for me to ever give her props for being funny. But at least she tries. You on the other hand are a me wannabe. Nice try, fart knocker.

You would think these celebrities have heard of "birth control."

But since Britney doesn't seem to know what that is, maybe Angelina Jolie can adopt Brit's next baby, the poor soul.

WHAT??? This is the most absurd story ever. Just wait nine months and see if anything pops out, christ!! Would she really get pregnant while planning her big comeback?

But wouldn't it be funny if she WAS pregnant. Man how funny would that be. And by funny I mean hilariously sad.

Ok...peanut butter...that's a good explanation. I like how he decides to touch everything in the front of the car with his peanut butter hands. If I had a runny, fist-full of peanut butter, I would be sure to touch my phone and my clothes, the clothes of the person in the passenger seat, as well as random car parts...So wonderful!

Wouldn't it be funny if she were pregnant with some mutant spawn of both K-Fed and Isaac Cohen. Their sperm both fertilized Britney's egg at the same time!!! It grows in her and then suddenly, one night while she's partying it up it bursts forth from her bloated abdomen like in "Alien!!!"

The now eviserated Britney lies on the club floor with her cooter hanging out and the same clueless look on her face as the picture above while the K-Cohen spawn runs about the club demanding a cash settlement and child support.

"Why do I always look like I was on the receiving end of a brutal lubeless butt bang?"

That's a rhetorical question, folks. We all know the answer, ...

Sure she is..........I knocked her up.

They are the worst hair extensions i've ever seen.

Is it that nasty yellow yarn she's got on her head distorting my vision, or does she look more like a fucking mongoloid than usual?

FrankenBrit

So basically either 1) Hollywood, 2) K-Fed, or 3) Staying up too late at parties... results in making you look 40 when you're in your 20's. At least that's the vibe I'm getting from this photo.

Trashier and trashier every day. A girl after my own heart!

Come on home, Britney. You can share my trailer and 'frig any day. (I just bought me a case of Bud and they're chillin' right now!)

SHE IS SUCH TRAILER TRASH AND TO THINK EVERYONE WAS IN THE PALM OF HER HAND WHEN BABY ONE MORE TIME CAME OUT. THAT FUCKING REDNECK FOOLED US ALL. LIP SYNCING, TRAILER ROCKING, DUMB BITCH. SHE REMINDS ME OF A $2 HOOKER. EXCEPT THEY PROBABLY HAVE MORE BRAINS THEN HER.

yeah, well, who'd want to touch that fatty now?