hey at least he has a job. For her it's a step up.

Boogers and Cheetos...a perfect combination.

and he can spell 4-syllable words! wtg Brit!

Yeah he may not have the freshest modeling skillz but he DOES have some killer tatts - flying eagles and shit. It doesn't get much more FIRE than that.

P.S. Spears looks about a hundred years younger in this shot.

she looks pretty, and a little thinner

P.P.S. That "please don't eat me, I love you!" vegetarian propaganda on the sidebar has to go.
Pigs don't love you.
They love eating slop, biting people, and laying in mud with other pigs.

Same as how soaring eagles don't give a fucking shit about america. They care about catching fish, and building really big nests, and appearing in really FIRE tattoos.

what a waste of fingers!

why is a surprise that she looks different?! there are either infinitely many angles from which any face can be viewed, or if vision is pixelated, gazillions

He still has that grubby-ass, nasty K-Fed look. Meh.

In the second pic he's exercising how to approach Britney.That's quite obviously.

FEDEX wannabe. heh,heh. What a putz.

Can someone just drop Britney off on a desert island so we can forget about her and her cavalcade of loser boyfriends?

He looks like a skinnier SLIGHTLY scruffier version of Jordan Bratman in the first pic. Wearing a hat from one of those uber-chick Mitsubishi commercials.

He must have well informed agents.

She does look OK, actually. She looks young and pretty, rather than the trailer park skank look she's been sporting for the past few years. Hopefully that means she's employed a stylist.

Having said that, I'll say this: Britney, the last thing you need right now is a penis. You've had plenty already for someone your age, you have two kids, give the bajngo a rest, for the love of cheese. I think I can hear it saying, "no mas" from here.

It's best for her to have somebody "backing"her up now.I hope she's in very fine hands now.

That was supposed to be "bajingo", with the i. So sorry.

that's no way to talk about britney and her future babies daddy

He looks ok. Or, as Britney's family says, he aint so bad fer a fuckin christkiller.

He's telling her in semaphore code, "This is where the coke goes and this is where your mouth goes."

I hope this dumbass hillbilly skank is on birth control and doesn't get knocked up again. In fact, if her uterus just fell out during one of her limo-exiting-without-panties episodes, I would rejoice.

Not semaphore. That's with flags. Secret hand signals.

God I'm a stupid bitch today.

Picture 2: Lysol disinfected wipes not included.

Okay, I'm a retard too. Let's try again:

Picture 2: Lysol DISINFECTING wipes not included.

So, she takes one decent photo in 2 years. Whoopie. She's still trash.

He kinda looks like Kevin Federline +1.

"model/actors" = "unemployed"

I think this guy waited on my table once at Outback.

Does this guy have green eyes?

I really hope she's learning and i also hope her family back her up good.

Still i dunno what the second pic means.

very nice frenchtoast! brilliant solution, and i amend my comment: excellent use of fingers.

#20 - LMAO - how many here knew a Semaphore anyway... :)

i think the correct usage would be "he's telling her by semaphore." as it is, it's sort of like ATM machine. he's telling her by a (signal code) code, if you want to play that game. But I say Bravo! to the solution, regardless.

#32: Right, it's the Department of Redundancy Department, like DSW Warehouse or MLB Baseball. Mea culpa!

Oy vey. I'll bet Isaac Cohen's parents are thrilled.

dsw warehouse! damn, i've been making a fool of myself all these years! :)

MY trailer-trash boyfriend can pick his nose and jerk-off at the same time. So not impressed with this putz.

He is a model slash actor in the same way that the thirty two year old loser handing me my cappucino in the morning across the counter at starbucks is a lead-singer for his unsigned band slash failure.

Oh yes like me being a porn actor/astronaut

That sign is towards you, Superficial.

Mmm...as long as this one isn't a flaming asshole he's definitely a step up. But it'll take awhile to find that out.
Anyway, he's cute and she looks really nice in this shot.

Why, Britney? Why?

There are more pictures of him on celeb gossip sites where he looks really good. He's too good for her C-scar, white trash ass, IMHO.

when will insecure codependent women learn? take some time off from relationships to heal yourself. she's still legally married and fucking somebody else. she's full of 5th grade shenanigans, whoring, and baby daddy drama.

this guy is out for support because there is no way in hell any man would want to be with her unless they like exploring giant skeet infested caves or fucking the mentally challenged.

Thats not Britney Spears, no way she looks that good now. She couldnt have lost that much weight in 2 weeks.

Damn, he looks just like K-Fed with the beard. Britney is stupid but she looks sober and clean in this picture.

nipsy love your post and people she is still trash don't let one picture fool you

BREAKING NEWS--

my girlfriend just texted me [she lives in vegas] and said that she's at club OPM and britney is currently at the club with her "former" new best friend Paris. and its about 3 AM over there...so...to be fair and balanced, Britney sucks at motherhood. But she is very good at partying

im old enough to remember her telling the world that she was a virgin, really she is...its like a comic book tragedy.

Wonder what the kids names will be and whether she'll have the last batch circumcised.

Nice of that young man to give a bloated old lady a thrill

You're sooo right. Britney deserves a man with Ghandi's kindness, George's Clooney's sex appeal, Brad Pitt's looks and Einstein's brain. Yes, this man certainly doesnt't reach her high level

Does she need a man with a rsi-arm?

Why did they pull that photo from MySpace? He spells superficial correctly. Does that set the standard too high for the bloggers?

I'm super... thanks for asking...

her boob is looking a little saggy

shitney braziers. sp. sp. pshhh.

Was that picture of Britney taken in 2001? She looks like she's not an STD-ridden alcoholic coke-addicted trailer park whore. There's no way it's not from 2001.

- Lua

#20. And every day. At last we agree on something, ...

On the second pic,this guy is showing bad habits i think.They should better dress him in a Victorian boy-sailoroutfit.That's more politically correct.

He looks like one of those pasty little faggots who listens to emo music but when you talk to them they try to seem all well rounded and impress you with some facts about NWA that they read off wikipedia.

I've to admit wikipedia is a little more easy to search unlike this encyclopedia.10 heavy pieces make a collection.

Maybe Britney has this dude because she's a new stylist?

The guy seems very anxious.Has he start his "cleansing-process"yet?

Pick a winner for sure and if he sticks his finger in anymore he could scratch his anus

fuk i hate shitme

If the photo of the boring couple had speech bubbles above their heads what would be written in them

or would anything be written at all
(crickets cherping)

And so we're introduced to the father of Cornelius Otter Spears.

After their relationship dissolves, I'm guessing a 'special' video with K-Fed that'll sell like termite pancakes.

At least he didn't say, "Be adiquite". Whew, almost had to go back and correct the spelling. Hohan, be proud!

Be super-duper. Not just super. And then be hella super.

ummm...did anyone notice the wrinkly sagging boob?

#57 Fake RichPort troll: Why don't you get out of my life, and shut up?

Dear Mr. Cohen

I Have seen your new girlfriend's pussy. HAHAAHHAHAHAhahahahahah

This dude was at Privilege last night, bangin' Cher.

#67. Obese bull dyke RichPort groupies are hardly in any position to make demands, especially on this thread, ... so I'll consider it a rhetorical question.

Autofellate, and have a nice day.

Oh, and RPLTC long time!

Oh, how *easily* you're all deceived...

Look at the pics. Isn't it *obvious*? *One and the same*.

#71: You have a numbering problem, don't you? But, aren't you pretty good at drawing, like, animals and warriors and stuff?

this dumb bitch dont learn

hes a fucken kfed copy

bitch is crazy!

she'll be pregnant within minutes.

#18-that's pretty fucking funny.

Britney is a hot commodity because everyone knows that if you date her you automatically become famous & sought-after.

Me and Issac have a lot in common except that I use my right hand for nose picking.

Ya think it matters to Britney?

someone needs to tell her that dating hobos doesn't count as charity work