she's looking ugly too.

That's my beautiful girl! And she'll be on top all weekend!!!

Better her than some fag or nigger.

Figgers.

WEIRD: If you put Britney Spears' clam up to your ear, you can hear her song "Toxic."

If you look closely, she's actually looking at a Highlights magazine stuck into the tabloid paper.

"Hey y'all! Look at me on this here magazine! Wonder what it says? Damn! I shoulda brought Jaime Lynn so she could read it to me. This here word looks familiar...Bri-te-ny...Britney...Hey that's me y'all! What's thisun that starts with a W?"

You can tell by her expression she is reading aloud and sounding out all the words.

Who made that jacket? Graeme Base?

If people constantly created absurd lies and printed them about me I'd be reading to see what lies were created too. There's no way Britney is as trashy and stupid as the tabloids say she is!!!

Oh look, a flying pig...

Not only the jacket, but her Pretty in Pink "Ducky" shades are awesome as well. Stylist, please!

she puked on her jacket. shes not really reading that. otherwise shed know that everyone thinks shes a fucking wreck. Its been made pretty clear. Although maybe someone should try drawing a stick figure to represent her, then writing the word NO really big next to it. then maybe shed understand.

She wants me.

And probably a cheeseburger.

Ok, I understand the whole 'don't believe everything you read' argument, but I do believe what I see, and all I gotta say is Good GAWD, who dresses this woman????

#12, I think she wants the cheeseburger more.

Well, since SF doesn't activate links anymore, click on my handle to see a pic that defines Brit better than any other.

No worries, it is suitable for work.

Promise.

No one and I mean no one should EVER wear f-ing Sunglasses like that EVER!!

Who actually thinks she reading? Its all about the pictures. Poor white trash girl... no one ever learned her to read.

@ 15 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Britney's saying,"Gee, do you think they are talking shit about my classy hair extensions?" "Do they have another shot of my twat that looks like it got hit by a grenade?"

Christ, does she have any clothes that aren't fugly? That jacket... I need to see a picture of her hoo-hoo again to get the awful image of that jacket off my retinas.

She reading that article so she can remember who she's been fucking.

Oh, so they omitted the next picture in the sequence, the one where her head explodes as the symbols and letters tried to get assimilated by her pea-sized, brain simulator.

eb87: whoever hired you to come here and write that mawkish bullshit has overpaid. rumors are usually true, and even if it's not, it might as well be. she's a washed-up loser who should stop complaining about the attention she's getting, cause the day she steps outside and there are no more cameras, she will cry.

oh, and global warming is just a rumor, yall!

you know what el nino means? it means warmer waters in the pacific. GEE WHAT COULD CAUSE THAT?

Hey schack -- Didja read the last line in edb87's post? Ever hear of sarcasm?

Sheesh.

i believe the "look there's a flying pig" was supposed to indicate how gullible WE are for believeing whatever people write.

sheesh

but, i suppose it's ambigious enough to yield your interpretation. more likely, edb is a "weltverbesserer" as the germans would say

Mea culpa, schack. I just checked out edb8's website. edb8 is obviously incapable of sarcasm.

If she were reading, she'd be crying. "Now that's where I've been the last coupla days!"

i honestly think some PR people probably get paid to come to these websites and try to save their clients' image. Conspiracy theorist, maybe.

Watch "An Inconvenient Truth" and then watch CNN nightly news. The scariest thing: people don't even collude for a reason, but out of sheer denial. "If we recognize the truth of global warming, the moral imperative to make drastic changes is unavoidable," so let's just change the channel...

um? giggle?

shnooky: that website is narcissistic libidinal diarreah

edb87: dear The Void, do you love me?
The Void: no comment
edb87: i'll take that as a yes

Or a desperate attempt to get noticed. The sad thing is, no one would mistake that homeless person in the Fresh Prince reversed prep school blazer for the girl on the cover.

Haha yes I really mean what I say. Britney is the smartest being on the face of the planet. Even smarter than Paris!!! For real, who would boot Brit out of a party? She's an awesome role model for girls! Still!

Nah-Nu Nah-nu.

Whatever. Can't she die already? Her coat looks she fell into a box of fingerpaints.

PS - I love you too schack :-p

Haha 31 - I forgot the Will Smith blazer. Good call.

"Oh my gaw! I didn't know I was pregnant... wow" thinks Brit.

What is her deal? She looks worse everyday. She needs to get her shit together. Damn.

-Perez Hitler

We don't actually know what she's reading, exactly, it's just a mag with her picture on the cover. She could be reading about one of us.

Probably not.

She's checking out Stars: They're Just Like Us! and trying to figure out who's in the pictures.

"They shave their boxes and show their gunts"
"They party all night while their newborn sucks hired Mexican wet nurse titty"
"They usually dress like bowls of clown barf"
"They crave anonymous public toilet sex"

And she's still trying to figure out who's in the pictures.

My obese 55 year-old mom has that jacket. I think she has the matching nylon pants with elastic around the ankles, too, if Brit wants to borrow them.

Is, like, Britney, like, trying to pass herself off as my hippie granma'? Cos you know she's doing a helluva job, if that's the case. If she frenches like my hippie granma', I may have to set myself up as the next K-Fed, or at least designated impregnator. Except this time my son won't be my uncle, too.

she won't be reading any good news about her self..thats for sure...

she'll only read how low she's gone and how hidious she looks and what a bad mother she is!

#11: She didn't puke on her own jacket, that was an innocent passer-by's understanable reaction upon seeing it.Said innocent passer-by is still being treated for shock in alocal infirmary.

True story.

Please will someone give this chick a bath!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought Jerry Garcia was dead.

looking beautiful as always britney!

looking beautiful as always britney!

Britney your looking as beautiful as ever!

Probubly the homeless guy gave Britney his fingerless handgloves as a last goodbye-present.Britney must have liked him a lot!Because she's wearing them!

You are so ignorant #3. Get some education.

Hey, she deserves some points for the mag being right-side up. But it appears that, in her quest for an "edu-ma-cation" as she refers to it, she forgot all about personal hygiene.

On that note, you know that spray shampoo that comes in a can? I so want to spray-hose her with a vat of that shit.

I'm just sayin...

Maybe she is reading an article titled 'Personal Hygiene 101: how to wash'.

At least she doesn't read with her tongue poking out.

"listen, yall," you gave her all her money, buying your retarded tweener teenybopper whatever kids her shitty albums, going to her shitty concerts, and whatever else she was slangin a couple years ago when she was hot. now she hit the wall, needs a fuckload of makeup to look decent, and like any good rich woman, is addicted to pills. whats wrong? dont complain because she is a rich fucking idiot, we knew that, and its your fault. and also, dont tell me you wouldnt fuck her, because it is britney spears, and we all remember the rolling stone....

i always wondered if celebs read those mags.

I want to be her stylist, I mean..that cant be hard to make her look any better than right now. To keep the clothes on her I would just shove some ruffies down her throat

Caption- "Is *that* what it looks like?"

47--speaking of ignorance, you couldn't spot a troll if one punched you in the face.

"Hey, what duz B-R-AH-TAY-N-EEE-WHAH spayell?"

I think it's her hair.

POSTER CHILD FOR ABORTION!!!!!!!!

she really stopped to look after herself, and seems like she's not in a best condition.

For the LOVE OF GOD, Britney, please fix your fucking hair.