Jan 5 2007Britney Spears is losing it

stupid c*nt

oh and two things
no more first asshole announcements anymore
no more sissy bickering between people posting
can't even read the fucking funny ones anymore in between the weak insults and in-fighting

back to my fuck-shit job

"i know im not perfect" - understatement of the century

Caption:

"It wasn't me. Whoever smelt it, dealt it".

P.S.

She looks like puke that's been rolled in chalk.

How do these bitches wear stuff this short? What do they have on underneath?

Dang, she is hot.

@5

...small rodents....unconfirmed particles....a wig...you know, the "usual" suspects.

This girl is in some serious need for an intervention. Someone should kidnap this girl, take her to a place very remote, tie her to a chair bolted to the floor and force her to watch an endless loop of Ann-Margret movies, TV specials and biographies. That way, she can learn what make a real performer and how to be sexy without being trashy. Now, I know a lot of you would like to stop at the "tie her to a chair" and leave her for the coyotes. I personally believe that there is good in everyone, even if you gotta dig real deep with some.

Well she said she wants to come back bigger & better... she's half way there! Wow, her thighs really make that dress look fat!

she was right about one thing when she said "I look forward to coming back this year bigger", because even in a still photo I think I can hear those thighs chafing.

ok, I totally was writing the same thing as NotANiceGirl and didn't just copy what she wrote.

No, really

I believe you

"I'm now more mature.." = LOL!!!!

Everytime I see her legs, I get a hankering for some fish fry...

She was really only seen without her kids really late at night. Photographers don't catch EVERY MINUTE OF HER LIFE, in fact the vast majority of it is not spent in front of the cameras.

Her kids were undoubtedly sleeping at home with a really expensive nanny. She can AFFORD to go out on the town.

Of course, she has been making really poor decisions, but what she is saying is that the media highlights her worst moments.

Boy, it would be good for her if she cut down on those "worst moments," but it isn't to say she doesn't have any good moments. They're just not popularized.

Whenever I read something like this, I just go watch "Toxic" video with the sound off. That always makes me feel better about her.

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1000's of cheats for PS3, Wii, Xbox360 and PSP

If you click the link she's looking a bit toxic.
There's even 'L.A. psychologist Robert Butterworth humor'. Who knew ?

How far back are we supposed to go with her worst moments? Does this include her 'music' career, cheating on Justin Timberlake, dating AND marrying AND reproducing with Kevin Federline, dating Paris Hilton, showing her deal to the millions of camera men *on purpose*... In my book, she has more worst moments than good, or even ok moments. I'm starting to feel ill. So she made a complete ass out of herself because she could *afford* to, what the hell is that supposed to mean? She's got the money so she can be a shit for a mother? Believe me, her kids would rather have their mom than some expensive nanny. They would rather *not* have her vomiting, passing out and looking like a wet rat at some bar. This isn't a case of a night out on the town with the ladies for some drinks and a few laughs, this is skank-a-palooza. I assume MirageAhead does not have kids? Please tell me that's so.

The only thing good that can be said of her appearence now is that she is in better shape than Brandon Davis.

I refuse to read anything Britney writes because last time I did my brain locked itself in the bathroom and started sobbing and wouldn't come out for five hours until I promised that would never happen again. I've got to keep my promise because all we have in the life are our balls and our word.

Lohan and Paris teach Britney to be a crotch flashing skank... Britney should at least repay them by tutoring their writing skills up to 8th grade level.

#15 - Let's go through this real slow...

"She was really only seen without her kids really late at night. Photographers don't catch EVERY MINUTE OF HER LIFE, in fact the vast majority of it is not spent in front of the cameras."

I don't know about you, but when I stay out all night I usually sleep all day. That's why you don't see much of Brit in the daytime anymore.

"Her kids were undoubtedly sleeping at home with a really expensive nanny. She can AFFORD to go out on the town."

Wow, so what you're saying is that its perfectly OK to be a complete fuck-up so long as you can pay someone else to take care of your responsibilities. If that's truly your attitude, please don't breed.

"Of course, she has been making really poor decisions, but what she is saying is that the media highlights her worst moments."

Those haven't just been her worst moments, those are her only moments. When was the last time you saw this skank doing something other than flash her beaver and pass out drunk in clubs?

Really, there is no excusing this waste of carbon's behavior.

First!!

@22: word.

ok.. maybe 3rd grade level... but its at least an improvement over the hieroglyphics we're used to reading.

No typos, hillbilly language or un-intelligible ranting.... this was not written by Brit- her PR person must have cleaned it up.

Wait...when was she hot? Oh that's right, when she was 17. Why are all the good ones underage? Sorry...was just channeling Joe Simpson there...

#18 and #22 - you're dead on.

I love this quote from her diatribe:
"I know I've been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move".

While everything before the "and" is true, no one in the media had to exaggerate anything that she's done lately. The evidence is plain, clear, and simple. Don't anyone forget that.

I can't remember the term used to describe what Brit's doing, but it's basically "if you say the same lie over and over again long enough, it eventually becomes the truth."
Anyone else hear of that term?

Caption on pic-

"But I DID wear them today. Wanna see?"

@28: I know what you're talking about... can't think of the term. I know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results. I think she falls right into that one too.

The term for the lying thing is whatever OJ suffers from... so she has a couple things in common with him.

"If I were you I'd be unhappy too if I had to read what I've been reading every day."

does this even make sense? who proofread this for her, Lindsey Lohan?? retards!

Of course, Britney. Of course. We will *always* believe what you say as opposed to what we see. It's always the media's fault. Of course.

@ misanthrope- lmao. similar to the demonic sanctuary of oil refineries and the Society of Automotive Engineers therein. same exhaust, different gas price. Spitney Beers loves mike hawk too.

#15: If Britney actually did something good and positive, we'd all hear about it. I'm sure every television station would let us know and I think it would go something like this. "We now interupt your regular scheduled programming. Britney Spears actually did something good and constructive in her life!!!!"

Wow, so she's responsible if she leaves her kids with a nanny, while she parties all night and sleeps all day?! It seems the only time she takes the kids out is for a photo opportunity! And then it's always gone bad, and I don't have to remind you of the incidents I'm referring to.

My husband made a statement about her the other day that is so true. He said "She is the richest white trash I've ever seen." Enough said!

I dont know why everyone jumps on this girl. Ok shes done some bizarre things, made some bizarre friends and married a bizarre man but she now realises what a yutz she has been and is trying to fix it. Its called 'forgive and forget' people, read your damn bibles.

Huh? Isn't she dead yet? If all her websites are closing down the interweb will crash. Way too many teeny bop fans out there.

Tell ya what, Aunty Big Tits. I'll start reading my Bible and learning to forgive and forget when Twitney stops doing ridiculous things for the sole purpose of keeping her name in the news instead of just going away gracefully. Deal?

OK next up, she'll become a stripper and apologize for taking her clothes off so much. (Oh wait I think she's already done that.)

On to better news, Malena can't speak English:

"If you watch The View, you could see how hatred she has toward my husband. Nobody ask her to tell any story. She should read his book..cuz in every book he say..if somebody attack you, you attack them 10 times harder, but back."

HAHAHAHAHHA!!!

http://www.niquehappy.com/blog/2007/01/05/melania-trump-bandwagons-the-feud/

#38: Deal. Now go read the good book.

this is the first time i've felt compelled to comment

love this article, highly amusing, esp the last line

These Media Whores will say ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING so people will keep giving them money for nothing. UNBELIEVABLE!!! So when did Britney Spears become so articualte anyway? That diatribe that was slopped out by her PR people sounds nothing like the whitetrash whore she has made herself out to be in interviews. Where's the y'alls, Oh my gawds and like ya knows? It's bullshit! I mean honestly people--What is this great "comeback" everyone is waiting for? She can't sing (never could). She is not provocative anymore (to say the least). She has no vision, or imagination (unlike her "idol" Madonna. And she's just plain boring. So what is this BIG comeback everyone is waiting for. Comeback to what?
How about this comeback. Comeback to reality bitch...BECAUSE YOUR CAREER IS OVER!!!

#28
If I'm not mistaken, I believe the term you were looking for is 'pathological liar'.

I think Britney's always been, for lack of a better word, dumb...never saw her vivid ass appeal..sure she sang some songs that i count as my guilty pleasures (with those producers how can you fail?) bu most times in interviews she struck me as ignorant...never seemed to have any real substance and didn't seem to know what she was talking about. She also seemed a little insincere and fake. A disgrace to Sagittarians everywhere!

fuck you #2 -- we'll post what we want, and we'll have fun doing it. Now get your dumb ass back to work --

She used to be half decent looking. Now she looks as bad as Sasquatch.

#44 just some ppl here along with posting some real funny stuff seem to spend an awful lot of time now exchanging yo-mama insults, they should just get each others email addresses and do that in private, i don't know who the fuck you are but if you have anything funny to say go ahead and say it i have no prob w that!!

#36 and #40 - Two problems arise with your request:
1. Since Britney never apologized to anyone for causing offense by running around in public exposing her genitalia, I cannot complete the process of forgiving and forgetting.
Instead of saying "I'm sorry for my disgraceful actions", she says "the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being" and "the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move", as though the events never happened.
Not only has she not asked for forgiveness, she compounds the sin by lying and implying that the events never happened!

2. Do you know what spewing forth talk about reading the Bible (notice that it is spelled properly in #38 with a capital "B", not with the small "b" that you used) under a posting using the name "Aunty Big Tits" makes you? A hypocrite! a/k/a A Pharisee! a/k/a the very type of person that Christ came out against when he walked upon this Earth in flesh. No God fearing person would put the word "damn" next to the word "Bible" like you did.

So please do us a huge favor and keep your hypocrisy to yourself, go back to St. (whoever your church is named after) for your hour of religion with Fr. (whoever it is that molested you as a 10 year old), and know that you're not really a Christian, but a phony!

And if you happen to be Jewish and not Christian, then you really are a Pharisee.
Or maybe a Sadducee
Or maybe a "Heaven I'll never see"

#28 - I think the term you're thinking of is factoid.

Dear No.47

In response to your name questioning, I suppose ‘wedgeone’ is religious talk for “he/she who is absolutely fantastic and has never made a mistake in his or her entire life”. I never implied Britney asked for forgiveness but I am merely saying that if she is serious about cleaning up her act and becoming a responsible parent, then we should give her the benefit of the doubt but if she continues on her downward spiral, then she should just disappear altogether. By the way my church is Holy Family Catholic Church and the wonderful priest there is Father Roderick, who has never ever harmed a child, in case you are interest in attending and I have changed my name to satisfy your stupidity, as it is clear you hate people who are willing to give others another chance. But why should I be surprised, it’s always the imperfect ones who are the first to criticise others for making mistakes, kinda like “do what I say, not what I do”. Now off to my ‘Bible’.

P.S. keep your anti Semitism and anti Christian babble to yourself, Osama

50- Nice name change, much less inappropriate than something referring to your female parts. Please stop pretending to be a Christian on here. I'm not sure that you know what it's all about really but being a Christian means that you trust in Jesus and try to please Him. This means trying not to judge people, calling them "Osama". This means not flaunting the size of your breasts to strangers. This means not being unkind and calling people stupid. I'm really not sure what you believe about Christianity but you are surely setting the wrong example for any souls that God might be trying to win.

And the Bible is a holy book inspired by God...please don't put the word damn in front of it. That seems to defeat the purpose of even telling people to read it.

To No.47 and 51

I'm sorry if I have offended you in any way. You are right I should not have used the word damn. I am a good person but the previous name was just a bit of fun and I was merely joining in with the other sexually amusing humour that is posted on this site but I am sorry for having a sense of humour. Cleary there are hypocrites here and it aint me

This has nothing to do with you 3 :)

53-Good Christian Girl
You're absolutely right. I do feel like a hypocrite for being here. Judging celebrities is no better than judging you for your language in reference to the Good Book, etc. I have always felt a little guilty about it. I don't think this is how God would have me spend my spare time. I think I'll go read my new favorite book "God Doesn't Believe in Atheists".

Bye guys! It's been fun.

Every time I see Fed-Ex's legs, I get a hankerin' for some KY.

Get to the gym Britney, you're fat and ugly

#15 why don't you go ahead and kill yourself because you're obviously more stupid than Britney, if that's possible at all

#8 MrSemprini - you rock - I don't think anyone has praised you yet for that awesome bit up there.

Personally, I'd like to make her listen to Fenyman lectures and watch her head blow up, but hey - maybe it wouldn't if she has the capacity to believe in Time Travel - the Space-Time Contiuumn parts might actually interest her a bit.

And as an aside, I think you are what you eat - she looks like a Barbie and a Cheeto.

Now, everyone is commenting on her never being seen with her kids - when all last YEAR she was seen ALWAYS with that kid on her hip! you know what I mean - she was wearing bad clothes, got slothy, bad hair, no shoes, kid on hip... I mean, it's like she had post-partum depression...

Oh my god. I'm on to something here. Quick, someone call Tom Cruise.

Oh, and by the way, Bible-thumpers, You are God, we all are. Everything in the universe is "god" --Get used to it.

I meant "Time Space Continuumn" the other way was some nice electronic music from several years ago. yes, I was a "raver" once. At least I knew good dance music before Brit-Brit, a.k.a, "CHEETO: I'm a slave 4 U" because we just don't have enough ink to spell out any more letters.

gee, looks like losing Kfed has really gotten to her!

wow, she's really crazy....

Betcha she spends the rest of her miserable life thinking " if I had only stayed with Justin" - she will NEVER fix the damage done