It puts the lotion on it's skin.

eww

sure, she forgot to wash her hands, but at least she changed her own tampon

She is rotting. Seriously. Decomposing right in front of us. It would be sad if it weren't so hilarious.

britney overdose news at crabbie's

... or it gets the hose again.

Sung to the tune of the Beatles' "Yesterday."

Leprosy.
That old rotten man just touched my knee.
Now my flesh is falling off of me.
Oh, I think I got leprosy.

Suddenly
I'm just half the man I used to be.
There are pieces coming off of me.
Yes, leprosy came suddenly.

Why'd my arm fall off?
I don't know, no one will say.
I know something's wrong,
'cause my leg just walked away (without me.)

Yesterday,
I could always lounge the time away.
Now my bed is in a slimy way,
Oh, leprosy's ruined my day.

Why did I get cursed
with this rot? I need to hide.
I'm sure I'm diseased
for my spleen fell out my side. (ooooohhhh.)

Leprosy
has become a big problem for me.
All my friends now run away from me.
Oh how I hate this leprosy.

she look lit up

Paris Hilton also chews her fingernails to the quick.
Britney and Paris are too gross for words!

Now, correct me if I'm wrong....

But, doesn't that "dress" look a little odd?
I mean sure, from a further glance you'd just think those were patterns on that article of clothing.

Upon further investigation, I belive those are track marks. Shit Shit the Brit should really consider stocking up on toilet paper. I hear there's a sell at the Country Toilet Warehouse. Buy two packs of butt sheets, get one pack free. Are you listening Shit Shit?

BTW-

That isn't nail polish, that's leftover ass ooze.

nasty.

you're wrong. and quite possibly insane.

Another sad case of beautiful girls without brain. After all Christina Anguileria is having her last laugh at Spears because they used to competed each other. Spears has had enough money and does not take care of herself. She is better off in retirement quietly, dont try to shock the public with boobs hanging, no underwear, or nail fungus. Las Vegas should kick her out and cancel the contract. It is too late to clean her up and bring her back.

aaauugggghh!! MAN HANDS!!

She keeps them that short so the Cheeto dust won't get under her nails.

Exit to the left.

(12)My elegant smile is coming back.

I bite my nails, but they look nothing like that. Weird though, sometimes I get a fever blister when I get really nervous and i dont know if its from the smeg on my nails or the nervousness.

worst than the nails are the earings. and dress. well ok everything.

Those look like my nails & hands (but I don't put polish on my nails and accentuate them).

So... what's the deal, anyway?

She works hard partying.

Lindsay told Britney it was ok to let your nails become this ragged.

Dammmmmmmmmnnnnn. Does she do road construction or something? Such a dainty, feminine little thing. I bet she pees standing up

Is it me or could you land a helicopter on this girl's forehead???

#4 - I just decided to take a look at the site that you're constantly promoting on here and I'm not sure I know what to say...your "Britney overdose news" is a compilation of various stories from various sources (mainly the Enquirer & Star magazine) that have been out for over a week now...Really?? It's taken over a week for you to put together a story that so many others have already reported on and yours isn't even funny, doesn't offer anything new...please do better next time...if there has to be a next time!

Worse even yet...In the 3rd picture down, where her profile is shown, she looks like Courtney Love.

Britney Spears only looks good with a dick in her mouth!

*sigh*... Hammerhead Shitney.

I'd rather read about Mariah Carey's 1,000 humidifiers in her bedroom and how she slithers and moans upon the terrycloth mattress as the drops of water cascade 'round the boundaries of her butterfly-shaped bed.

Palmolive.

#25

Yeah. Only one problem.

Kevin's is too small to make a decent dent and her current beau's manhood could only feed a small turtle.

Those pics would only come out to look like she had a toothpick in her mouth instead of a dick. Still funny though.

God, doesn't she style her hair anymore??? What has happened to her? She must have removed all the mirrors from her house, because her style techniques have plummeted.

Britney Spears loves giving blowjobs and licking blow off guys balls, dicks and assholes!

SHE'S STRAIGHT UP BACKWOODS LOUISIANA WHITE TRASH. for those of you who've had the pleasure of avoiding that part of the deep south... this is what girls look like. the only things money have bought her are veneers, friends, homes, cars, and a cuisinart. no one's been able to change her image after her teens when someone smart wrote "baby one more time". k-fed obviously only made it worse cause he's white trash too, 'ghetto fab' edition of course and without an interesting personality to top it off. she looks awful and out of place at all times just like the queen would dressed up as sid vicious. she's like white trash paper dolls. at least she ditched kevin so she is able to go down with whatever dignity she had left and none of his psuedo mullet sporting, gobs of silver plated necklaces, wife beater, white polo hat wearing, marlb light smoking, deadbeat of a dad baggage. X

and
christina GAGuilera doesn't win the competition because she has been string cheese nastiness since day one. no amount of any drug could make her awfulness dissapear. she reminds me of a shrew dressed in drag.

Seriously, this girl use to be gorgeous, now she dresses and acts like a cheap whore instead of being at home with her kids where she belongs. I mean look at those nasty skank fingers, these girls pay so much money on dumb shit to look perfect why would they let their nails look so freakin nasty??

Brit's nails are down to the quick because of Paris' highly acidic cunny juice. On a more serious note, look at how greasy the bitch looks. That's not shine, or J-Lo Glow, that's unwashed flesh and nappy hair. She knows she is being scrutinized like never before, has custody hearings scheduled, and she leaves the house looking like a Wednesday night fuck.

My God she's beautiful and classy. And by beautiful and classy, I mean shitbag.

Why does she look retarded in every single picture. Her nails probably look like that because she drank all her nail polish remover. mmmmmm acetone.

when was the last time this chick took a shower? someone hose her off please, for the sake of those poor children of hers. never mind the childrens' services being called in, someone call the hazmat team to de-louse her. there must be substances on her that haven't even been discovered yet. she is proving once again you can take the trash outta the trailer park but you can't take the trashy outta the trailer park ho.

#31...tell us how you REALLY feel...seriously, though, you are absolutely right!

she always looks like a toddler, with that stupid walk and the "awwww shucks" smile on her face. she's also a tad greasy, and her hair looks like it hasn't been washed since 1990.

Does She Still have Kids?

You know, I was just wondering because we hadn't seen nor heard of them in so long. What a good mother she is.

In that profile pic, I think Alfred Hitchcock looks really nice.

Got to love them smoke stained fingers. Not.

http://news.digital-six.net

The third pic really says it all....I mean, forget the hands....yeah, they're gross and all, but it's widely known that Britney is a (self-admitted) nail biter. That fucking HAIR though! WTF is that all about? I read somewhere there when K-Fag was going to write his tell-all book that one of the things he constantly ridiculed Shitney for was her premature balding due to frying her hair with all the chemicals for so long. Jesus, I guess so, huh? Yuk.

Oh, and #39....the kids are probably drying out at rehab. I did read that its suspected the little one (the newest little one, Jayden) suffers myriad health problems becuase someone couldn't stop using the coke during pregnancy. Hmmmmm.....

I need a stylist...

Is it just me, or are the posts on this site from all of the "Britney defenders" getting fewer and fewer?
Every new posting just adds fuel to the "fry Britney" fire. You just can't defend her image / style / habits / life anymore.

I can't say anything else that hasn't already been said, except that FTLTC, #17.

Britney Spears should stick to what she does best; giving blowjobs and snorting blow!

Stupid dirty white trash is as stupid dirty white trash does.

No matter how much money she has or how many times she Frenches with Madonna, she's still backwoods Louisiana white trash... ain't nothin' ever gonna change 'at.

no wonder she is so good at blowjobs, no one will let her give them a handjob with those disgusting hands. I'd still shoot a hot steamy load down her throat anyway!

Really, how much can a manicure and a bottle of shampoo cost? I mean, I'm not a millionaire and I still manage to swing both. Another nasty though; if this is what her hands look like, can you imagine what the feet must be looking like?

Briney is one hot, unwashed, skany mess.

On the second photo,lookslike she's keeping her hand on the wallet.I can understand that.

i don't think you can get a manicure when you have no nails. i hope she doesn't touch her kids with those mangy hands because she's sure to spread disease and viruses. ughh!! i wonder if she chews off the fake nails she gets too.

Skanky, pudgy, oily, greasy, nasty punk head, TAKE A BATH. Use water and soap and wash. Yuck

"When asked what her resolutions for 2007 were, Britney said: Stop biting my nails and just to take care of me more."

"It was revealed last week that Britney is commissioning a nude portrait of herself."

Please, God, no. Puleeeze...

I feel most worried about this child...everyday the sky seems to fall in on her. But no matta...she will be vindicated through her truthfulness and sobriety.

she looks like she's losing her hair.
Seriously, her mansion proboly has like 6 bathrooms, are all of them broke? I'm buying her Shampoo from the dollar store.
You know, when i was a little kid I would cry bitch and moan about taking a bath or washing my hair, and my mom would say
"Jenster" , if you dont wash your hair, youre going to look like a dirty nasty homeless person." I'm glad i listened to my mom.

---Mom, this comment was dedicated to you---

the dirt from the guys she messes with is under her nails....gross

Reminds me of the girl from The Ring.

this is so typical. you should expect this of her by now

www.carpemundus.com - dirty nails = the new black

this is so typical. you should expect this of her by now

www.carpemundus.com - dirty nails = the new black

She looks like she just crawled out of a big ole vat of Crisco

LOL @ # 22.

With all the money she has you think she could afford a set of acrylic nails to cover up those stumps.

I can't take it anymore. The other day I upped my standards to fucking Britney once in every ten opportunities. No more. I am officially declaring, now and forever, I WOULD NOT HIT IT!

She has just gotten SO pathetically SAD, I really can't even make fun of her anymore... Her POOR kids, HER POOR-POOR KIDS !!! ... but- I’d still hit it- HIT IT HARD!!! – man, I’m a sick fuck...

Sweating profusely, just sniffed 2 Xanax

I would gnaw my finger tips off if I were her. I bet she bites her toe nails, too.

She's so gross.

@38

and WHY is she always holding her skirt hem (pic 4)? Her dresses are short enough.

Lol #26.

Britney has always bitten her nails down to the quick. Disgusting habit, yes. News? No. Give me a break.

Here's a video of brit talking about her gross habit

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCUwKgJUcDA

Mmmm.. fingernails and pork rinds y'all.. CHOMP CHOMP

Every story on here about Shitney that made her look bad was met with a flurry of posts from her fans defending her. As numer 44, Wedgeone points out, that has slowly stopped. This is only good news for those of us who were worried her threats of a comeback were for real. She'll still try, but it looks like thankfully, her fans have a limit to what they can forgive and forget.

Seriously, she's gone beyond pathetic. You'd think that with all the money she has she could afford to actually LOOK GOOD. Fuck, I make barely 1600 a month and I go get my cunt waxed; I shave; I get my nails done; get massages, and wear pretty deecent clothes.

It's like she spent so many years with people telling her what to wear, that now she has no one she can't even take a shit properly without someone wiping her ass.

God if she ain't white trash could someone post a pick of real trash so we can compare the two?

#17 - Ass Troll eats the payloads from adult diapers... no seriously he does. That ain't chocolate on his lips, you know.

Damb, I read all of the posts and all I can do is LAUGH. Really in the end, all of these rich people are just spoiled hores that think they are better than the rest

fuk em!!!! I hate shitme (britney) she is just a dirty bitch that hangs out with other dirty bitches so someone will pay her attention. she will end up in the gutter.

Britney this Britney that all I seem to see is Britney in the news, ok I am not saying I do not like her what I am sayign is these clebs complain when they get too much press then moan when they do not...am I wrong correct me if I am.

#64 - She has admitted to biting her toenails.

And if you've seen her feet......UGH.

66 - she obviously needs to aerate her v-hole. we all saw what was going on up there. that that puppy breathe!

A nail tech would have to be pretty evil to put acrylics over those. That inflammation looks like paronychia. That kind of infection could enter her bloodstream if left untreated and prove fatal.

*whispers*
Britney, I have a cancellation tomorrow, call me ;)

Britney thinks the nails are just fine. Makes it easier to punch open a Bud and unwrap a Big Mac when you don't have to worry about nails.

youch....she's been chewing on them like a dog, eh?