Jan 12 2007Britney Spears gives Jesus some competition

first

And then the homeless guy OD'd on crack/meth/dope. Thanks, Britney, for the buzz

last!

Brit only paid the guy so that he'll hold her spot on the street corner that she's been working lately.

By the way, posting "first" is so f'ing lame.

dammit, not anymore

britney is hot.

The man later bought $280.00 of crack and a $20.00 baseball bat, went on a drug feuled rampage and killed several people who's families are now sueing Miss Spears for several million dollars.

she should've kept the money so she can start savin for some lipo...and rehab. and facial reconstruction. and a bribe to stop the social workers from taking her kids away. and alimony for when they do take her kids away and k-fed has them. but mostly for lipo

Hmmm. What a change of character she's having lately. Mommy....Paris Hilton's BFF for life...randomly handing out 300 dollars....

Btw, telling the person who posted "1st" how effing lame they are, is pretty effing lame. ;)

Hmmm. What a change of character she's having lately. Mommy....Paris Hilton's BFF for life...randomly handing out 300 dollars....

Btw, telling the person who posted "1st" how effing lame they are, is pretty effing lame. ;)

...stupid bitch should have given him $10 then spent $290 on her fucked-up fingernails...pompas whore...

I wonder if she hiked up her jesus smock and let him pluck the cash from her underware-less cooter?

What is with people trying to be first commenter or caring if they are? Who the hell cares... All that matters here is... Britney is HIDEOUS. White to the T.

The woman in the background is praying for her not to pull up her dress...Instinct?

14th!!!!!!

Britney sucks hebroos!

Damn, I was 15th. LOL!!!

Slowly i've to admit,she looks better this time.In this wide dress.

At least she's getting in shape!

Jessica Alba gives guys erections; Britney Spears makes women in the background cry. Probably crying from the acrid smell of herpes and cheetos.

The day that Britney Spears makes a glorious comeback and becomes a successful ANYTHING again will be the day I sell all my worldly possessions and go on a three week bender. At least when the apocalypse comes I'll be too drunk to know.

Um, why is she hiking up her dress? Is she afraid she'll trip over it? 'I got me a long dress y'all'. Or is she scratching her leg ever so daintily?

I think she just wanted a date with the homeless fella.

The best part of all this is that she's now going to have legions of homeless people following her around begging her for money...

Sources tell me the guy that received the $300 was none other than Isaac Cohen. Not sure who he is, but he I think he is Jewish.

By sources, I mean the people who go, "Ching chong, ching chong, Danny Devito. Ching chong, ching chong, was drunk..."

Have you considered that her beauty is the REAL beauty, like "crazy people are the most sane"?

And didn't we all see pics of Paris Hilton doing the EXACT same thing coming out of a McDonald's drive thru a few months back?

Fuckin' repeatin' piece of shit. We're coming out of the booth!! Do something original in your life for once ... something that isn't morally bankrupt.

BTW, Where'd her big boobies go? From this pic, all we can see is big shiny forehead.

Mother Teresa definitely had more fashion sense.

Please note: she found something shiny on the ground! Possibly a quarter... possible a semen soaked condom reflecting the street light.

Other than that, I've never seen anyone else so happy to find something on the ground before eating it.

If I was the homeless guy, I would likely rather have had her give me a blowjob...but that's just me...

I think it's nice that she is giving away her "panty money" since she saves so much $$ by not wearing any underwear...

@27... LMAO. 'Shiny!'

she better start saving some of that money. thats k-fed money now

www.carpemundus.com - britney's broke

saint forehead

That is pretty nice of her though, i feel really sorry for homeless people, although id never give them anything, ever, unless i wanted to make up for some serious bad.

Britney Spears is listed as the #3 FUGLIEST PERSON on this list...

http://www.knover.com/Search/fugly

I don't agree with number 1...she is hot

Britney=FUGLY (which sucks...she use to be bangin...)

Maybe she can take the homeless guy back to her mansion and get him to babysit the kids...

I can't knock her for the good intentions, even if the homeless guy is probably buying booze or something.

I was going to do something similar for Christmas, but I was going to give money to the guys who sell flowers/fruit/teddy bears on the sides of the streets. I never got around to it. Guess I'm not as holy as Britney Spears. :(

Don't ATMs have limits on how much you can withdraw? like $250 a day? So, basically, she had a shitload of cash on her, withdrew another shitload of cash and gave a homeless dude $300 of it............my bullshit detector just blew up.

How does she figure out who's homeless and who isn't? I would think that would be confusing for her.

Damn, I want that homeless guys job!!! $300 for the few seconds it takes to knock on someone's car window. So let's see, that's $300 / 5 secs, which equals $3,600 per minute, which equals $216K per hour!!! Damn, I had no idea being homeless was so lucrative. And yet, that's still less money than BS makes per hour...doesn't seem right, does it...

I once gave two homeless guys $300 a piece to fight each other. Big fucking deal...

i agree with the crazy/sane comment. i think britney is just a good person who's been really unlucky. you can't swim with the sharks unless you are one. but in the spirit of this website, it sure is fun to watch her be eaten alive.

She din't gimme no $300. She gave me a welfare wallet with 3 dollars and some gummied up pennies. Crack ho...

what i wanna know is what her quacks are prescribing her! she's got loony eyes lately

what are her quacks prescribing her? she's got such loony eyes lately

I gave one time a homeless guy a $320 bill,true story.

@35

you seem very noble, what are you doing here?

He was very thankfull and he ran away to buy booze and smokes.

It's allways good to see those people cheering up.

Oh WOW! $300...that's like me giving $1. She's a bloody saint! *sarcasm*

I think i'm gonna put my toyota Camry on e-bay...

Its like me giving out a ball of lint, then making sure everyone knows about it, because I want them to like me and forget about the fact that I'm a train wreck. It didn't work.

the girl behind her looks like she regrets her life

Not sure if this has been pointed out already because I don't have the time to read all these comments from fucking twits like danielle, but:

That's no homeless guy - it's Fed-Ex just getting his monthly allowance!

I heard the full story is that the homeless guy had just stolen curtains from a mobile home and Britney paid $300 for them. She later made them into a dress, apparently.

(52)You're cheering me up dear.

51--bahahahahahahahahaha

Actually, I think the lady behind her is looking in her purse wondering where the $300.00 dollars she had went to.

To paraphrase the great band ZZ Top, "Jesus just left Chicago. And he's bound to be pissed at this..."

I am starting my own website - it's called www.bumchickfights.com...

Basically, I find the skankiest homeless broads I can find on the street and pay them to fight, but the DIFFERENCE with MY website is that after they kick the shit out of each other, they have sex...

Thank you for your support...

like Brit ho cares what he does with it, or what happens. So long as there was at least witness to her awesomeness and her compassion, that's all that matters. Do you honestly think she still would have done anything if no one else were around?

She might as well try to do something productive with it, she's not buying underwear with it.

lmao@ the chcik behind her.

53--how very Scarlett O'Hara of her!(The name VonTrapp also comes to mind.)

27--Maybe it was a big shiny Cheet-o?

Still LMFAO@ 'looney eyes' and 'saint forehead'=))

If it actually happened, that's nice of her.

God he must've ate a helluva pussy for $300, but you know what they say about homeless men - they're hungry.

God he must've ate a helluva pussy for $300, but you know what they say about homeless men - they're hungry.

If I say it twice it must be true

#39. At least that's the story I gave the cops after they arrested me for trolling for homeless street cock, ...

True story.

First she offered him Sean Preston.

Maybe she should give that guy who's with her some money to wash his nasty blue jeans.

Her telephone number was on one of the bills. That's the kind of men she likes and that's how she gets them.

Pure class.

giving money to hobos...dating hobos...it's all the same for britney!