January 12, 2007
Britney Spears gives Jesus some competition
Britney Spears reportedly handed a homeless man $300 after being approached in her car shortly after withdrawing a large amount of cash from an ATM.
"Britney rolled down the window and handed the guy $300," says the source. "She said, 'Good luck and happy new year!' The guy almost had a heart attack." Adds the source, "Britney wants to do good - for herself and the world. That's what she's all about."
The only good Britney Spears has done for the world is perfecting the art of deep frying entire cows before dipping them in chocolate. I hear Mother Teresa was working on a similar project but gave up on the dream. Does that make Britney Spears a better person than Mother Teresa? That's for history to decide.
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Comments
1. Posted by danielle on January 12, 2007 10:14 AM
first
2. Posted by RussianMafia on January 12, 2007 10:16 AM
And then the homeless guy OD'd on crack/meth/dope. Thanks, Britney, for the buzz
3. Posted by heyheyhey on January 12, 2007 10:17 AM
last!
4. Posted by jst on January 12, 2007 10:17 AM
Brit only paid the guy so that he'll hold her spot on the street corner that she's been working lately.
By the way, posting "first" is so f'ing lame.
5. Posted by heyheyhey on January 12, 2007 10:17 AM
dammit, not anymore
6. Posted by Trey on January 12, 2007 10:19 AM
britney is hot.
7. Posted by Spindoc on January 12, 2007 10:20 AM
The man later bought $280.00 of crack and a $20.00 baseball bat, went on a drug feuled rampage and killed several people who's families are now sueing Miss Spears for several million dollars.
8. Posted by heyheyhey on January 12, 2007 10:20 AM
she should've kept the money so she can start savin for some lipo...and rehab. and facial reconstruction. and a bribe to stop the social workers from taking her kids away. and alimony for when they do take her kids away and k-fed has them. but mostly for lipo
9. Posted by pirateatthedisco on January 12, 2007 10:21 AM
Hmmm. What a change of character she's having lately. Mommy....Paris Hilton's BFF for life...randomly handing out 300 dollars....
Btw, telling the person who posted "1st" how effing lame they are, is pretty effing lame. ;)
10. Posted by pirateatthedisco on January 12, 2007 10:22 AM
Hmmm. What a change of character she's having lately. Mommy....Paris Hilton's BFF for life...randomly handing out 300 dollars....
Btw, telling the person who posted "1st" how effing lame they are, is pretty effing lame. ;)
11. Posted by ptprez on January 12, 2007 10:23 AM
...stupid bitch should have given him $10 then spent $290 on her fucked-up fingernails...pompas whore...
12. Posted by phungi on January 12, 2007 10:23 AM
I wonder if she hiked up her jesus smock and let him pluck the cash from her underware-less cooter?
13. Posted by Mae on January 12, 2007 10:24 AM
What is with people trying to be first commenter or caring if they are? Who the hell cares... All that matters here is... Britney is HIDEOUS. White to the T.
14. Posted by Lowlands on January 12, 2007 10:26 AM
The woman in the background is praying for her not to pull up her dress...Instinct?
15. Posted by Nando on January 12, 2007 10:26 AM
14th!!!!!!
Britney sucks hebroos!
16. Posted by Nando on January 12, 2007 10:26 AM
Damn, I was 15th. LOL!!!
17. Posted by Lowlands on January 12, 2007 10:28 AM
Slowly i've to admit,she looks better this time.In this wide dress.
18. Posted by GnomeCorp on January 12, 2007 10:32 AM
At least she's getting in shape!
19. Posted by GreenEyedBlue on January 12, 2007 10:32 AM
Jessica Alba gives guys erections; Britney Spears makes women in the background cry. Probably crying from the acrid smell of herpes and cheetos.
20. Posted by basicheadrush on January 12, 2007 10:35 AM
The day that Britney Spears makes a glorious comeback and becomes a successful ANYTHING again will be the day I sell all my worldly possessions and go on a three week bender. At least when the apocalypse comes I'll be too drunk to know.
21. Posted by misanthrope on January 12, 2007 10:35 AM
Um, why is she hiking up her dress? Is she afraid she'll trip over it? 'I got me a long dress y'all'. Or is she scratching her leg ever so daintily?
I think she just wanted a date with the homeless fella.
22. Posted by TMQuinn on January 12, 2007 10:37 AM
The best part of all this is that she's now going to have legions of homeless people following her around begging her for money...
23. Posted by Alex on January 12, 2007 10:38 AM
Sources tell me the guy that received the $300 was none other than Isaac Cohen. Not sure who he is, but he I think he is Jewish.
By sources, I mean the people who go, "Ching chong, ching chong, Danny Devito. Ching chong, ching chong, was drunk..."
24. Posted by RussianMafia on January 12, 2007 10:43 AM
Have you considered that her beauty is the REAL beauty, like "crazy people are the most sane"?
25. Posted by wedgeone on January 12, 2007 10:44 AM
And didn't we all see pics of Paris Hilton doing the EXACT same thing coming out of a McDonald's drive thru a few months back?
Fuckin' repeatin' piece of shit. We're coming out of the booth!! Do something original in your life for once ... something that isn't morally bankrupt.
BTW, Where'd her big boobies go? From this pic, all we can see is big shiny forehead.
26. Posted by Sidney on January 12, 2007 10:44 AM
Mother Teresa definitely had more fashion sense.
27. Posted by aydien on January 12, 2007 10:48 AM
Please note: she found something shiny on the ground! Possibly a quarter... possible a semen soaked condom reflecting the street light.
Other than that, I've never seen anyone else so happy to find something on the ground before eating it.
28. Posted by ToiletDuck on January 12, 2007 10:50 AM
If I was the homeless guy, I would likely rather have had her give me a blowjob...but that's just me...
I think it's nice that she is giving away her "panty money" since she saves so much $$ by not wearing any underwear...
29. Posted by misanthrope on January 12, 2007 10:50 AM
@27... LMAO. 'Shiny!'
30. Posted by carpemundus on January 12, 2007 10:50 AM
she better start saving some of that money. thats k-fed money now
www.carpemundus.com - britney's broke
31. Posted by combustion8 on January 12, 2007 10:56 AM
saint forehead
32. Posted by evian_baby on January 12, 2007 11:00 AM
That is pretty nice of her though, i feel really sorry for homeless people, although id never give them anything, ever, unless i wanted to make up for some serious bad.
33. Posted by discerningcritic on January 12, 2007 11:00 AM
Britney Spears is listed as the #3 FUGLIEST PERSON on this list...
http://www.knover.com/Search/fugly
I don't agree with number 1...she is hot
Britney=FUGLY (which sucks...she use to be bangin...)
34. Posted by ToiletDuck on January 12, 2007 11:02 AM
Maybe she can take the homeless guy back to her mansion and get him to babysit the kids...
35. Posted by normella on January 12, 2007 11:16 AM
I can't knock her for the good intentions, even if the homeless guy is probably buying booze or something.
I was going to do something similar for Christmas, but I was going to give money to the guys who sell flowers/fruit/teddy bears on the sides of the streets. I never got around to it. Guess I'm not as holy as Britney Spears. :(
36. Posted by jrzmommy on January 12, 2007 11:16 AM
Don't ATMs have limits on how much you can withdraw? like $250 a day? So, basically, she had a shitload of cash on her, withdrew another shitload of cash and gave a homeless dude $300 of it............my bullshit detector just blew up.
37. Posted by misanthrope on January 12, 2007 11:17 AM
How does she figure out who's homeless and who isn't? I would think that would be confusing for her.
38. Posted by whitegold on January 12, 2007 11:19 AM
Damn, I want that homeless guys job!!! $300 for the few seconds it takes to knock on someone's car window. So let's see, that's $300 / 5 secs, which equals $3,600 per minute, which equals $216K per hour!!! Damn, I had no idea being homeless was so lucrative. And yet, that's still less money than BS makes per hour...doesn't seem right, does it...
39. Posted by RichPort on January 12, 2007 11:19 AM
I once gave two homeless guys $300 a piece to fight each other. Big fucking deal...
40. Posted by schack on January 12, 2007 11:20 AM
i agree with the crazy/sane comment. i think britney is just a good person who's been really unlucky. you can't swim with the sharks unless you are one. but in the spirit of this website, it sure is fun to watch her be eaten alive.
41. Posted by MrSemprini on January 12, 2007 11:22 AM
She din't gimme no $300. She gave me a welfare wallet with 3 dollars and some gummied up pennies. Crack ho...
42. Posted by schack on January 12, 2007 11:22 AM
what i wanna know is what her quacks are prescribing her! she's got loony eyes lately
43. Posted by schack on January 12, 2007 11:23 AM
what are her quacks prescribing her? she's got such loony eyes lately
44. Posted by Lowlands on January 12, 2007 11:26 AM
I gave one time a homeless guy a $320 bill,true story.
45. Posted by combustion8 on January 12, 2007 11:27 AM
@35
you seem very noble, what are you doing here?
46. Posted by Lowlands on January 12, 2007 11:32 AM
He was very thankfull and he ran away to buy booze and smokes.
47. Posted by Lowlands on January 12, 2007 11:38 AM
It's allways good to see those people cheering up.
48. Posted by schumi on January 12, 2007 11:38 AM
Oh WOW! $300...that's like me giving $1. She's a bloody saint! *sarcasm*
49. Posted by Lowlands on January 12, 2007 11:45 AM
I think i'm gonna put my toyota Camry on e-bay...
50. Posted by misanthrope on January 12, 2007 11:50 AM
Its like me giving out a ball of lint, then making sure everyone knows about it, because I want them to like me and forget about the fact that I'm a train wreck. It didn't work.
51. Posted by knowhere on January 12, 2007 11:50 AM
the girl behind her looks like she regrets her life
52. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on January 12, 2007 12:01 PM
Not sure if this has been pointed out already because I don't have the time to read all these comments from fucking twits like danielle, but:
That's no homeless guy - it's Fed-Ex just getting his monthly allowance!
53. Posted by gunt fishing on January 12, 2007 12:02 PM
I heard the full story is that the homeless guy had just stolen curtains from a mobile home and Britney paid $300 for them. She later made them into a dress, apparently.
54. Posted by Lowlands on January 12, 2007 12:03 PM
(52)You're cheering me up dear.
55. Posted by jrzmommy on January 12, 2007 12:07 PM
51--bahahahahahahahahaha
56. Posted by dancehallcrasher75 on January 12, 2007 12:21 PM
Actually, I think the lady behind her is looking in her purse wondering where the $300.00 dollars she had went to.
57. Posted by Truthseeker013 on January 12, 2007 12:30 PM
To paraphrase the great band ZZ Top, "Jesus just left Chicago. And he's bound to be pissed at this..."
58. Posted by ToiletDuck on January 12, 2007 1:21 PM
I am starting my own website - it's called www.bumchickfights.com...
Basically, I find the skankiest homeless broads I can find on the street and pay them to fight, but the DIFFERENCE with MY website is that after they kick the shit out of each other, they have sex...
Thank you for your support...
59. Posted by Ardee on January 12, 2007 1:45 PM
like Brit ho cares what he does with it, or what happens. So long as there was at least witness to her awesomeness and her compassion, that's all that matters. Do you honestly think she still would have done anything if no one else were around?
60. Posted by Mo on January 12, 2007 2:03 PM
She might as well try to do something productive with it, she's not buying underwear with it.
61. Posted by cherie on January 12, 2007 4:59 PM
lmao@ the chcik behind her.
62. Posted by FecalPellets on January 12, 2007 8:10 PM
53--how very Scarlett O'Hara of her!(The name VonTrapp also comes to mind.)
27--Maybe it was a big shiny Cheet-o?
Still LMFAO@ 'looney eyes' and 'saint forehead'=))
63. Posted by kathleen170 on January 13, 2007 11:16 AM
If it actually happened, that's nice of her.
64. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on January 13, 2007 1:25 PM
God he must've ate a helluva pussy for $300, but you know what they say about homeless men - they're hungry.
65. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on January 13, 2007 1:26 PM
God he must've ate a helluva pussy for $300, but you know what they say about homeless men - they're hungry.
66. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on January 13, 2007 1:27 PM
If I say it twice it must be true
67. Posted by RichPort on January 13, 2007 4:08 PM
#39. At least that's the story I gave the cops after they arrested me for trolling for homeless street cock, ...
True story.
68. Posted by veggi on January 15, 2007 9:31 AM
First she offered him Sean Preston.
69. Posted by Shelley Bonnechance on January 16, 2007 10:50 PM
Maybe she should give that guy who's with her some money to wash his nasty blue jeans.
70. Posted by licklick on January 19, 2007 10:20 PM
Her telephone number was on one of the bills. That's the kind of men she likes and that's how she gets them.
Pure class.
71. Posted by HollywoodSnark on March 9, 2007 1:35 PM
giving money to hobos...dating hobos...it's all the same for britney!