FIRST

And my life is complete now.

there we go. all is right now.

Ok, no one loves dumb whores more than I do (it's a fact), but can we please get some new ones for '07? Is that too much to ask? Paris, Lindsay, Britney, Nicole, Tara and Tara move over...there's soooo many more younger, hotter, and dumber sluts out there just waiting for their chance to shine! I'm ready for some new whores!

why in the FUCK do you morons have to put "first"? Is it the first time in your pathetic life you have ever been able to be first?

The "U" in the background of the 2nd and 3rd pictures makes her look like she has a penis. Or a tail.

Yeah, she "Fell Asleep" of course I believe that. I mean it isn't as if she's used to staying up late or anything.

i don't know, she actually looks ok in these pictures. dumb and chunky, sure, but those can be positives, especially if she's passed out face down. i would have just grabbed a few pats of butter off the buffet table and bung'd in the new year.

FIRST!!!!1

thats the worst donnatella versace impression ive seen in a long time.

Does she have to be reminded that she procreated and has two kids at home? Or does she think their like puppies and crapping in the closet is normal behaviour? Or perhaps she hopes if she ignores them, they'll all go away and the facade of a marrige to K-Fed was all just a bad dream... a bad, drug induced coma. Or maybe it was a halucination from the odors that came from licking Paris' cunt.

She's starting to look old.

Haha... soo tired...

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OLD NEWS... YAWN...

when you gonna catch up?

Insiders are saying they thought she may have "had a few" when Brit climbed on the PURE ice sculpture and started gnawing on it.

I am so tired of seeing this bitch's upper thigh, not to mention her fat-cascading knee caps. Hack! These ugly shirt/dress/drape/scarf ensembles are eating a hole in my brain.

I am so tired of seeing this bitch's upper thigh, not to mention her fat-cascading knee caps. Hack! These ugly shirt/dress/drape/scarf ensembles are eating a hole in my brain.

She has crazy man legs.

Ah, how nice, oooozing that class that only pure Louisiana trash can ooze.

Stick a fork in her - she's done AND looks like a stuffed sausage. I didn't realize that giving birth increases a woman's forehead. You could land a Cessna on that helipad. And it's 2007, can she resolve to lose the goofy, "aw shucks, I'm just a white trash gal in the big city" guffaws? She looks like after the c-section they gave her a lobotomy. You can almost read her thoughts they are so childishly transparent. Hopefully, the New Year brings us that trainwreck of a comeback we are all praying for!

Call me crazy, but I'd still hit it. Drunk. With a bag over both of our heads.

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Britney makes herself fall asleep too, huh?

mischa barton's little sister goes wild at crabbie's

Little boys are deliciously sweet.

There was a bed in VIP section and bitch was all hopped up on something, prolly pulled a train and can't even remember.

trash, just trash.

Big fucking deal. Like no one has ever passed out in public from drinking too much before.

Like I did on New Year's. My good deed for the year was to volunteer to drive a bunch of old ladies home from their New Year's bingo party. How was I supposed to know the punch was spiked? I mean, I guess puking in the parking lot on the way to the bus might have been a clue, but whatever.

Anyway, so I fell asleep for a bit on the highway and drifted into oncoming traffic a little bit. So what if I over-corrected and took out thirty yards of guard rail.

Jeez, you never heard so much screaming and sniveling.

Old people suck.

This dumb bitch had her kids with her @ pure. That's tight. Did she pass out b/c she was actually in charge of mothering them for once & it exhausted her or did she just have 10 too many xani-bars? Perhaps she wore underwear and they cut off her oxygen? So many questions and really who gives a fuck?

What's with the 7th pic? Is she opening up for a dildo shapped piece of ice? She needs to learn that she is still too chubby to wear what she wore that night..it's disguting. Thanks alot asshole, now I gotta go scoop my eyeballs out.

In the 1st pic, she is saying, "I jist don't knows why I fergot the bottom parts of my dress. Litl' SPF was a cryin' and I couldn't thinks straight. So I walkeded right out with outs it". She is such a fat, trashy whore!

She looks like a fatass midget cow, especially in pics 3 & 4.

So she "fell asleep and had to be carried out" Yeah that's "REALLY" believeble. I mean come on that excuse only works for people ages 3 and younger. On the other hand it seems that Britney's mental developement stopped right around the age of 3 so i guess her publicist was telling the truth afterall.

It's just so tough being a single mom, taking care of two young children all alone, and continuing to do all that partying. Tsk, tsk...

did she steal hair off of 100 barbie dolls? i know she can afford good fake hair but appparently she doesn't even want to waste the money. and a nice touch with the greasy bangs plastered to her giant forehead!

that trash bag is WAY to short for her.

Man, is she a skank/slut. Her PR firm is as dumb as she is, and they think the public is even dumber. Fell asleep? Please, try and be a little more creative than that...

The "fell asleep" whopper is as bad as the claim Brittney was a virgin about 10 years ago or so. She probably lost it at 12 to her cousin or something like that.

#8 - GREAT NAME TO POST UNDER! Just remember that "bunghole is not a dirty word". LMFAO!

I must agree with the consensus that her thighs are so laden with fat that they are hanging over her knees, but that works for her. It eliminates the need to carry knee pads around for all of the train rides and slobber knobs she's giving these days.

Must've been a roofie . . . oops! She did it again.

#8 - GREAT NAME TO POST UNDER! Just remember that "bunghole is not a dirty word". LMFAO!

I must agree with the consensus that her thighs are so laden with fat that they are hanging over her knees, but that works for her. It eliminates the need to carry knee pads around for all of the train rides and slobber knobs she's giving these days.

Must've been a roofie . . . oops! She did it again.

WOW!
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Got forehead?

Got Thighmaster?

picture7. perfect fit

Most likely she g'd out. too much g, ghb, gatorade, whatever you wanna call it will creep up on you. too bad she didnt have any coke handy.

those are some very handsome men she's with. you can almost smell the hiv.

Spitney Beers.

Please God, stop the Superfish Trolling.

*Answers Prayers*

I think the worst part is that she had the kids with her in Vegas. For chrissake, the one time she decides to "be a mother" is when she's planning to host a New Years party in Vegas? Good god...

I think the worst part is that she had the kids with her in Vegas. For chrissake, the one time she decides to "be a mother" is when she's planning to host a New Years party in Vegas? Good god...

I think the worst part is that she had the kids with her in Vegas. For chrissake, the one time she decides to "be a mother" is when she's planning to host a New Years party in Vegas? Good god...

I wonder if she is wearing underwear?

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lol @43

What a trashbag hag.

lol @43.

What a trashbag hag.

.........hhhm........Where is NancyGrace when you need her........

thats some spin control if we ever seen it

www.carpemundus.com - fall down to get back up

She looks like a retarded ghost

Who gets to clean the car seat when this skank decides to shed her panties???

If an adult falls asleep in public (Which I have done, but I was working third shift and taking care of a baby all day, so there was a reason.) you nudge them, they wake up, and leave under their own power. Ifyou need to be carried out, you're drunk or stoned. Period.

Who carried the kids?

She is so fat, and so ugly! how old is she? she looks like she's pushing 50! Her legs are so fat, like tree trunks and she looks like a man, just check out that man neck!
She is a fat selfish whore who doesn't care about anyone but herself! I feel sorry for her kids. Britney is a worthless ugly tramp.

She is so fat, and so ugly! how old is she? she looks like she's pushing 50! Her legs are so fat, like tree trunks and she looks like a man, just check out that man neck!
She is a fat selfish whore who doesn't care about anyone but herself! I feel sorry for her kids. Britney is a worthless ugly tramp

She is so fat, and so ugly! how old is she? she looks like she's pushing 50! Her legs are so fat, like tree trunks and she looks like a man, just check out that man neck!
She is a fat selfish whore who doesn't care about anyone but herself! I feel sorry for her kids. Britney is a worthless ugly tramp

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Looks to me as though the site owner doesn't want his real name used in the posts. It's dropped me twice for using it.
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#58 & 59 - we got your point after #57. You don't have to triple post (unless K-A_R-L's site got all slow on you, then we understand).

She probarly collapsed due to lack of oxygen.Big chance she wore finally underwear?Breath Britney,breath and don't say "ahh" but say "helloO".Didn't K-fart teach you did already?Aaahh!

(62)THIS already you fucking troll....

She actually looks kind of cute in the last picture.

I bet what happened was that she took xanax or vicoden before the party and one drink knocked her out. Heh. It's happened to me before.

she looks like what she is....

a young stupid girl who fell in love with a total loser trash then had too many kids at once and then became confused and decided to get the media hyped up due to no underwear

WHAT A GREAT ROLE MODEL !!!!

ALL 12 YEARS OLDS GO AND FOLLOW IN HER PATHETIC ROAD TOWARDS A DISAPPOINMENT

I for one am really happy to see the top end of her because the bottom end was so scary.

(26)Ewwww...I see the oxygen part has been mentioned already...This laptopscreen sucks,i need almost thick glasses to read everything properly...i need a double espresso as well...Yay

Aw you all are just jealous.

(pardon my sarcasm, above)

There's plenty of unhotter bitches out there. I think she looks great. Her pussy looked good to go by me too. What's up with the haters? Yeah, she's dumb, no mucho talento either. But to claim that she's a fat ugly old looking hag...that's a stretch of the imagination. By what standards?

What is that thing coming out of her mouth in the 6th picture??? Dear God, where is Sigourney Weaver when you need her?

She has a very weird looking rubbery face...and her legs look like tree stumps. Nice dress, idiot.

What's wrong with pants B?

#6 Goddamit.. you made me look directly at her crotch. *goes to wash eyes out*

I fall asleep in bars all the time. What's the big deal?

She's ambracing her culture, so stop being prejudice. There's only one world <3333333333

#75, I think the problem is you'll admit to falling asleep (at least I think) at bars because your f*cked up , not because you're "tired". A tired person can walk out of the bar on his/her own.

How the hell is this retard allowed out looking this incredibly shitty? If her PR is so keen on trying desperatly to make her look...I dont wanna say good so i'll just say less bad...then why doesn't she tell this slut to cover the fuck up!

I hope her kids get taken away by the state...seriously.

How the hell is this retard allowed out looking this incredibly shitty? If her PR is so keen on trying desperatly to make her look...I dont wanna say good so i'll just say less bad...then why doesn't she tell this slut to cover the fuck up!

I hope her kids get taken away by the state...seriously.

well i think everyone who has commented negativly about britt should be ashamed of themselves,she is only human (you'll find alot of people are) even though she has got all the money in the world and is way more popular and talked about than any of you will ever be, she still has feelings and makes mistakes!!!i personally thinks she looks lovely, i wouldn't mind having a body like that after having two kids!!and men cant comment on her size cos they will NEVER understand what being pregnant does to a woman!!and about partying, every person is entitled to go out, it is not up to anyone else to decide what britt does with her time other than britt!and how sexist to say that she should be at home with her kids??!i mean, come on, what day and age are we living in people, woman are no longer looked at as staying home and looking after kids all day and having no time to herself!!and if you still think that then you need a serious wake up call and to look around you...Britt, i think your perfect..carry on being who you are.....

Happy 2007 Britney Spears. You can only go up from here. Unless you prove us otherwise.
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Britney Spears is PUREly drunk off her butt. Happy 2007 Brit!

Leave Britney alone! It was New Years Eve and she is only young once. If she would have sat home on New years Eve, the tabloids would have still found something bad to say about her. She was among friends on New Years, like her choreographer, Brian Friedman. She was with wonderful people! Going out on New Year's has nothing to do with her voice and her performance! Get a life!! I think it was great Britney was at a party, and not out drinking and driving like so many other people on New Years! Happy New and I plan on going to her concerts, buying her music, and I am 52 years old.. Happy New Year Wanda

drugs....i'm sure she's heart-broken to have lost k-fed