First?

Woohoo! Go me!

Anyway.

Why the hell is she lifting her skirt to her son? Didn't enough people see her gross twat on the internet? I don't really think one more person, especially her child, really needs to see that.

Where's the other kid?
Why does she look like that?
Who fucking dresses like that to go to a playground?

Is the bar open yet?

3rd

she looks like Garth in the second picture, too.

In pic 10 she almost want to flash her shaggy tittie,instinct?

So she'll spend 40K a night on a hotel room, but she won't spring for a decent haircut and a manicure....go figure.

Is she switching to country music, i mean she has the white trash redneck thing going and now the hair that is getting bigger. I feel sp bad for her kids....

As if the world needed further proof of Britney's mothering skills.

Nice to see her having fun with her son!

WHY ARE THERE ONLY NASTY BASTARDS AND BITCHES ON THIS SITE?

God Bless!

where is her other kid? i still have yet to see a picture of him

It took her an hour to figure out to sit the kid upright in the swing. She stopped that nice man and said, "His little haid kapes fallin out them holes at the bottum."

sean p is soooooooo cute.

there is no excuse for that hair and the hooker wear on the playground. she probably just left that $40,000 a night hotel after hours of vodka, vicodin, and riding that "struggling" jew model/actor. she probably smells like cigarettes and bubble yum.

why is this whore still wearing a wedding band on her ring finger when she's obviously giving it away like a fruit cake?

For 40K - I hope that Hef Suite includes breakfast. They should at least throw in a muffin or something.
Come to think of it - they should also throw in Playmates March to,say, June as well.

I am not a Britney fan or hater but what happened to this girl? She is making the other slobs that are always on here look good. Ugh.

In pic 9 is that the homeless guy again?

Superfish, please get on the ball. You're my favorite blogger site so being on top of everything is a must.

What about the pictures of Britney tossing peanut butter cookies on the new guy?

Ha how wonderful! you're living your forty-thousand dollar a night fantasy 'til you realize fat stinkpig Britney Spears is in the room.

Talk about a letdown.

aww sean is walking now!

so cute lol

You know that guy that couldn't hit the broad side of a barn? Even he couldn't miss hitting Britney's forehead.

Every time I see a picture of B posing with an open mouth I want to stick a shotgun in and pull the trigger.

I may be wrong, but I thought when pushing a kid on a swing you were supposed to stand behind them to push them?!

It just seems much more cruel this way, especially for this kid. BS pushes away, kid thinks "hurray, I'm finally escaping from the monster" only to suddenly find the momentum ceasing and the poor kid has to come hurdling back towards the horrid looking monster. i bet the kid has nightmares about this.

And who is that guy holding the kid anyways?

Every time I see this skank...I just keep hearing "attention K-mart shoppers...clean up required in aisle 9"...

Ewww -- Sean P. is so not cute. He looks scary in most pics, unless the shot is from really far away. Yuck.
And I'm glad Brit gets to jet around spending 40K on a hotel room while leaving her kids, where??? Oh, that's right, she does have some time to push the little tyke on a swing for as long as it takes to get a publicity shot.

She looks more and more like Porky Pig every day. #26 agrees with me, unless she's one of the fatties that post on this board who get furious every time you point out the fat celebrities.

I hear she spends a lot of money having various mens' semen scientifically squirted into Jewels chewing gum. She chews 6 pieces at a time for enhanced flavor, hence the reason she always has a piece the size of Texas in her gaping mouth.

And her kid looks just like her - fat & ugly.

How often does J.T. thank Baby Jesus that he got rid of this trash when the time was right?

Everyone should use thier kid for a photo op and hire someone to push the swing. Poontangs a great mother.

Biatcho! Why....why....I thought you were shunned? Or shamed? Or under the Bann? Or Libra had proven you to be a FemBot!!

Jrz - yeah, I was banned from the Superficial and also from The White House and all of NYC. I have been shipped off to Idaho. The Superficial Guy felt bad for me and let me back on : )

Did Brit signed a contract with a gum cie lately ? She always got that big chewing gum in her mouth.... Didn't anyone told her that chewing in public is for cows only ? Too much gum, too much mouth... just too much.

Reminds me of when Mariah walked her dogs in heels and a mini.. Like, that wasn't planned

Isn't Halloween held on October 31st? Why Fish? If I wanted to be scared shitless....I'd go rent Chucky.

This bitch has money out the butt, yet her "hair" looks as if it belongs to some old woman in a trailer park that lives with her 31 cats.

Somone should just slap her in the head with a wet brick already. This whore belongs in the basement of K-Fed's dump chained to the washing machine where she belongs.

She terrifies me. She looks unhinged. Just imagine what it must be like looking up from your crib at that monsterous mug. Poor fucking kid.

To be honest I think that kid's absolutely adorable, but he looks somewhat... off. He's gonna be a prime candidate for participating in the Special Olympics in 20 years' time.

She is a mere 4 snips away from rocking an uber mullet.

Seriously, this raggedy looking ho looks extremely awkward in her "interactions" with the kid. The whole things looks very uncomfortable for all involved.

Her matronly look along with the mullet are coming along nicely. Few more pounds and the double chin will be locked in for a decade.

Give that jew guy credit, he knows where the money is and it ain't his acting career.

She looks like she's on a day pass. Especially when she smiles, but especially when she pulls on the hem of her dress. She really looks totally insane. And yes, detached from the child somewhat, if not from reality in general.
SP will be thanking that guy someday.

What kind of shaggy slattern needs to hitch up an above-the-knee skirt like that, unless she's in need of ventilation (think burning rash), or finds herself constantly anticipating a train in the offing?

As for Britney going "country" - no country singer, old school or new, lets themselves go to seed like this. Not even George Jones in his worst days managed this sort of extended train wreck.

first: she has god-awful FAT legs and her knees look like lumpy mashed potatoes.

second: WTF is with those HUGE elton john sunglasses?? Those are NOT attractive.

I think I'm gonna cut off her legs and use them as earmuffs... MMMMMMM... the rest of her can be a cow all by itself. In a wheelchair of course.

Funny, when she decided to take her kids out to get some GOOD publicity, she forgot she had 2 and left one kid at home. Also funny that she can’t even go without flashing some part of her body, even when her son is right in front of her. Must have been another vag-flash that went wrong. And high heels on the playground? Who said Brit can’t dress?

I wonder if SP calls her mommy? Cuz those sunglasses sure remind me of “Superfly”

For the love of god, why is she always making the faces in pictures 1 and 3? I wish they were taking with the same framing and without the words so i could animate them together.

I guess it's too much to ask her to maybe leave her purse in the car, and actually use both hands to play with him. Funny, as a father, I seem to remember having to carry a diaper bag, which that is obviously not. I also remember having to carry my own child, not have the Penguin from Batman carrying her. But that's just me, as a responsible parent, what do I know?

I think she actually ate the other kid. He's never been seen.

'taken with the same framing' I meant. Sheesh.

I am so sick of seeing that ubiquitous piece of fucking gum in her cow mouth..... her breath must stink like the bottom of a Lousiana chicken coop, Y'all.

at least she's wearing shoes and not walking around in public barefoot like an appalachian.

She's just showing the kid who's the alpha dog. "Behave yourself, kid, or I'll eat ya just like I ate the other baby's daddy! Rah! RAH!!"

But, I could be wrong...

Weird - Brit-brit is hitching her skirt up to expose even more puffy leg and behind her is a woman wearing a knee lenght coat? This is Vegas?

Yeah, she has shoes on, and those shoes just scream 'day at the playground' right? Real moms wear sneakers to the park. Y'know, for running, playing, parenting.

@52...parenting being the operative word here. It does not apply to her situation. She's just on a break from whoring.

I'd still shag it.

funny---she's not a "real" mom. she's a rich hick that happens to have some babies lying about for convenient family photo ops. sean p isn't anymore special than a tablecloth to her. he's just another tool to feed her endlessly needy ego. i'm sure that kid calls the manny "mom".

48 I'm with you

those shoes don't scream "day at the playground" they scream "night spent sliding down the pole of random struggling actors".

Again with her holding up her dress". It's as if she's threatening the photogs - "one step closer and I'll flash my nasty crotch at you again - how 'bout a little FIRE scarecrow??"" Muwhahaha.

And while we are at it, she'd serve her kid better if she took him to a specialist to give him a full neurological work-up. He looks kinda sloooooooooooooooooooow....

She's not fat, just stupid. The two are easily confused.

RE "She looks like she's on a day pass." - for real, I laughed aloud at that one.

WTF happened to her hair? Has all the coloring and weaves caused it to start falling out and/or breaking off? It looks like she cut it with a Flowbie. And why doesn't she have bodyguard guy hold her purse so she can actually play with her kid instead of standing there with her mouth gaping open? And the visible gum - not attractive. The kid is cute, though. Adorable, actually. And his hair looks better.

And oh how I wish celebrities would stop wearing those stupid bug-eye glasses. Why does God give money to people who don't deserve it?

Oh wait.. lovely family :)

not :p

LMAO @ "trying to eat her son". =]

At least the kid has pants on. I think the first year of his life he was only photographed in diapers. And can she please stop shopping at Walmart for her hair extensions? You can tell it's a bad weave when your hair is sticking up. Auugh. Also, she is not only wearing a wedding band, but also a cross around her skanky neck. Eww.

Where is her other son? Did she forget that she had one? I have never seen a pic with him (if she did have one...) in it. Or, did CPS just take him away as a preventative measure???

Britney's vagina looks like a loose-meat sandwich.

I'd still shag her.

God that kids going to be really fucked up.

Hmmmm....looks as if someone has Paris envy. I mean look at her! She; has basically the same weave as Paris, the same stupid-assed big sunglasses, and she can't seem to keep her hands from pulling her skirt up. She's the only person who looks MORE ridiculous than Paris Hilton!

#2 said:

"Why the hell is she lifting her skirt to her son? Didn't enough people see her gross twat on the internet? I don't really think one more person, especially her child, really needs to see that."

Obviously the child was misbehaving, and she was in the process of saying something like "PRESTON!!! If ya'll don't stop acting like an idjit right now, I'm gone-na lift this here skirt up and show you where you come out from!!!"

(Shudder) It'd stop me.

She's one lazy eye away from being Paris Hilton.

I don't quite understand how that baby came out of that walking monster vagina, but oh well. Bad hair day eh? And she isn't trying to eat him, she's just smiling for her kid playfully =).....er...I just stood up for her? ...wow...the world IS coming to an end.

"Raggedy ho" about sums it up. She looks busted up ten ways to Sunday. Why, yes, those are the perfect shoes and dress for the playground. They don't scream "brokedown whore" the least little bit. Those bulgy sunglasses are perfect for hiding telltale hangover redeye. And that monsterous cud she is always chomping is the epitome of class.

The other kid is probably stuffed in that purse the manny's forced to hold.

Who's this fag? Her new manny? And, yeah, where the fuck IS the new baby? Is he underserving of a push on a swing or a day out at the park? Or fresh air, for that matter? You know Shitney's house smells like crack and ass.

$40K a night for a hotel... money well spent, I'm sure. :P

Her hair, glasses, and inexplicable skirt-lifting are all retarded, but I have to admit that her kid is pretty darn cute. I feel sorry for him when he grows up and realizes his mom is the biggest tard on the planet.

#71 brit had both of her kids by c-section because her mom said vaginal birth was the most excrutiating pain ever. how did you miss that story? thank god none of her kids came down her slide cause they would have surely acquired some sort of ghastly and deadly infection.

#72 considering that sean p looks like cartman, i'm sure that he's already ground the other kid up and served him as "chili cheese dogs" to brit.

i can't get over that someone who spends $40k a night on a hotel suite can't seem to get a hairweave that doesn't look like it was hot glue gunned to her head by blind austistic kids.

40 bucks where i'm from'll get an alright night in an alright room with an alright gal who ain't done LOL looking all hot glue gunned. F me running. 40thou a night? i flip drop tops and sip yak all year for less than that and she still is better at looks and handling. Q~Butney Smears

Woops, 'undeserving', duh. Can't. spell. Shit.

Brit looks like a big bag of dirty assholes. Probably smells like one, too. I'm with whoever said JT must be thanking his lucky stars right now to have this sloppy cunt out of his life. (Well, I'm paraphrasing, of course.)

Now, a smart fella, would've smacked her in the back of the head with a bottle of Crystal cashed out on the 40k. Afterwards he would've gone to a Ford, picked up a nice Mustang GT for 25k, driven up and called up a couple o' hookers, maybe even a midget, or two, and had money left over.

She's pretty much done. There was a lot of interest in her at the beginning of her career with her whole "jail-bait" thing, then she staved off obsolescence for a while because she was hot (albeit stupid), but pretty much after 2002 she's been in decline, and certainly after 2005 she fell into a downward spiral and today we see the monster she's become.

i just want to board up her slit for her own good. it needs a break. let it air out and cool down.

she's so needy it's just sad. she can't go five minutes without a man. i'm sure she wants her "new piece" to love her but she's already flashing her money and easy, greasy vag cause she knows deep down she's one chromosome away from walking on her knuckles.

just her voice alone makes me want to kick her teeth in. god, it's annoying. i don't know how any man can stand it. DON'T SPEAK AGAIN, EVER!!!! MONKEYS HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. LEARN YOUR PLACE.

Sean is adorable!

I'll bet the younger child is deformed or something. Poor kid.

I'll say it again, because I think it's worth saying, and, of course, I have no idea if it is or isn't true and I hope to God its not, BUT I read that she may have used a little touch of the coke during her pregnancy and that the 2nd child may have some medical problems, AND, Kevin had asked for a drug test for both she and the baby in his initial custody suit but *the drug test was denied*. Certainly she can't be holding out for a five million dollar payday for the picture? Could she? I mean, who would ever do that???

Sup neeeeeeeeeeeeeegros!!! Happy MLK Day!!!

So check it: when you're driving around downtown at night, and you find yourself on "Martin Luther King Boulevard", roll up your windows and lock your doors - you're definitely in the very worst part of town!!! Hahahahahaha! but a fitting tribute, no?! hahaha

Of, for you New Yorkers, when you get off the NYS Thruway, at the 3rd/Willis exit, (to get on the FDR) and you hit the McDonalds.

LIZZY BORDEN IS A SHANK!!!! ASK SUE

Has anyone figured out why she keeps lifting up her already-short dresses? And the dress and shoes are cute, but the mullet-hair has to go!

SP is adorable!

no way! britney is the best thing that ever happpend to us females and mothers! she is such the role model and i someday wish to be JUST like her...looks and all...what a freakin milf!...

haha...

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nah just kidding shes a nasty whore.

10. ;^)

43. Further down the spiral. That was possibly the least entertaining post you have ever written ( to date ). Something about cutting off legs and ear muffs, ... WTF?

In other news, RPLTC, a very, very, very long time!

Shitme really is goin down hill, I mean that the hair, glasses, clothes, the whole Paris ho look is verry sad!!

That dude with her is obveously a male version of a female gold digger and too #2 Rachel she has had children and they did fall out of her snatch so I would think that the child is already disturbed enough that if they did see her flash that nasty gash it would be less disturbing than what they have already seen

Fuck I Hate Shitme the fat cow

she looks like a used up whore

What do you ALL reckon

Does Brit do Broke Back Mountain Style

Why can't guys see a trainwreck when its speeding right at them? Like a big, fat, talentless, freight-train of lengthy court appearances and bad weaves.

Say what you want about Britney but leave the kid out of it. He's totally innocent. Seriously, what kind of asshole picks on a baby?

I read this site for the funny responses. In my opinion, celebrities are like the popular assholes we encountered in high school, only on a global scale. We are intrigued with them only because they are always in the media. I mean, how can we be so concerened about this hybrid cow-woman from a backwater genetic experiment gone horribly wrong? Her mouth is open because she is obviously attempting to suck the innocent soul from the baby in the swing. Not her kid - she "borrowed" him from a poor woman out of frame.

How about the story of her barfing all over her new man. Nothing says love like a little puke!

I don't care what people says about Britney. No one is perfect and for the people who likes to criticize her because she makes mistakes are crazy. She deserves to be happy and she's getting it by just being a mother to her 2 kids.You can tell she's a loving mother. You're great Brit!

marie-jo, nothing says "I love you back" like agreeing with Brits publicist that it wasn't barf, but peanutbutter.

#83 way to end the day with a little racism

83.

I'll be sure to roll downtown when it comes time to select a NEW president...it'll probably be "unsafe" then too...with all the bricks that'll be thrown and all. Throwing bricks at uneducated, illiterate Caspers is a day to day holiday...maybe you should swing by.

Go suck a dick you dumb bitch.

#88 - Yes, because your idiocy is soooooo entertaining. You're the kind of ignorant fuckhead that would even make MLK bust a cap in yo ass. Shouldn't you be out testing your "How many Tylenol PMs can I swallow at once" theory?

She looks like the result of an ill-timed one night stand between Robert Smith (The Cure), and Courtney Love. Albeit, (simply playing out this fictitious scenario here), she failed to inherit any musical talent from either. Damn those recessive genes!

Don't you guys recognize a troll when you see one?

..and by that I mean #83...PrettyBaby wouldn't say something like that....she's a lover, guys.

...WTF, Cartman?!

danielle- *sigh* #83 was a troll for fucks sakes. I usually don't go around saying neeeeegros or whatever.

But anyway yeah Brit looks more and more like a crazy bitch. It's pretty bad when K-Fed looks like he's the one that can do soooo much better. Poor Sean P.

Wow it takes me a year to earn that much and she blows it in one night.

@107

At least one....right? Those lips are thick for no reason. They don't teach you THAT at the seminary LOL....

@107

At least one....right? Those lips aren't thick for no reason. They don't teach you THAT at the seminary LOL....

Why does she keep holding her dress up?

hm. she looks happy.

She is quite medicated

she reminds me of before mariah carrey had her little "meltdown"-luckily with her there were no kids involved! Prediction-20 years from now Sean Preston will write a tell all about the horrors of having Britney Spears as a mother. Isint it funny how no one can stop a trainwreck yet everyone can see it coming?

gosh, u guys need to look at yourselves first then judge other people, so stupid. So what, she is not perfect, who is?

some new moms (or moms-of-two) look a little ragged, and you can sympathise. Aww, up all night with a cranky newborn and dealing with a toddler as well. Thise moms are at the playground wearing a quick ponytail and some sweats. Totally excusable. She looks like she just rolled home after all-nighter involving rails, vodka and an accidental hairspunking.

That poor kid.

Let's see,

Wide gaping craw...check
Ever present gum... check
Fried ass hair extensions..check
Absence of style....check
Ill fitting and inappropriate clothes..check
Weird compulsion to hike up miniskirt..check
Ever present Manny/Nanny to parent her kids..check

omg # 58 thats priceless way too funny

Just goes to show...

You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trash out of the girl.

Britney rules!

I mean... honestly. Isn't she wealthy enough to have her OWN backyard?

Ridiculous to take your children to a PLAYGROUND when you're so rich.