Jan 18 2007Britney Spears booted again for Paris Hilton

Get Britney some chimp food

Sooooo.....the Opera Ball is a bukake festival? Loogie said Paris is a good advertisement for it, so I'm just assuming it's a bukake festival. I'm so confused. Fucking Austrians!

Unbelievable. Where do you come up with this stuff? This is the best fictional, soap opera blog on the net!

Paris is only going because she thought they were serving Vienna sausages. And by sausage I mean penis.

You know how much it has to hurt when you hear "She's got no class, so we're going to go with Paris Hilton." Ouch.

Right before she gave me head, I ate a bunch of lemons, once the "juice was loose" she made that face........

Before you get on me for letting her blow me, I had to see if it was true that fat girls give good head, it wasn't............

what is wrong with that photo lol

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I thought she was going to work on her image

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She's beginning to look a bit like Elton John

is that you, britney?

@ 9, 10

You're the reason this site went to shit, fuck off dude, do us all a favor an ban yourself.....from life......

God damn, she looks like my cousing before she turned off of pot and joined the penticostal church.

Is it me or is she getting uglier by the day??

HAHAHAHA!

That photo is priceless.

A haiku for Ms. Spears......

Ha! Britney is fat.

A 1-date-ho, has-been-skank.

I heart Mountian Dew.

Seriously, who the f*** does she make these stupid faces at? I guess I should be glad she doesn't have her mouth open and gum flapping all over in this pic.

Yeah, she does look a little chimpy. I'm beginning to think she really is retarded. I try not to throw that word around carelessly, but it's looking more and more like she's less "country" than she is "brain damaged."

But not as brain damaged as anyone who pays Paris the heiress one thin dime to "appear" anywhere. WTF is wrong with people? I thought Europeans were a little more sohisticated than us, but apparently I was very very wrong about that. Paris Hilton at the Vienna Opera Ball is like Britney at a Mensa meeting or Lindsay Lohan at an AA meeting. Christ. Where's a homicidal celebrity stalker when you need one? John Lennon and Elvis are dead but Paris still walks the earth. That's just wrong.

Her hair couldn't be any fuglier if it was her actual hair.

It's almost mulletesque.

What you can't see in this pic is Kim Kardashian laying down in the seat of the car on the recieving end of Britney's huge Cleveland Steamer.

She's making that face because she just realized what we all already knew.....that she's a washed-up has-been and any chance of a "come back" is now lost, probably in that big gaping vag of hers. That's also the look her children make everytime she says "y'all wanna har summa mommy's new sawngs?" Even the crack addicted half a retard new baby knows shit when he hears it.

Well, as if it weren't bad enough here.......Welcome to Escape from New York.

I'll still do her........and she's probably desperate enough by now.

Hilton needs her ears checked... They did not ask her to teh OPERA Ball... They asked if she wanted to get down with "A PAIR OF" Balls.... Jeebus...

"Daddy, I want a golden goose.....and I want it NOW!" :::said in best British accent:::

God this bEotch gets uglier by the minute!!

LOL @ #21

wally (#9 & #10) you act as if that was some sort of secret hack code. It really doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how to make your screen name anything you want.
Now put your helmet back on and ask the nice teacher to undo your harness and help you back to your desk. jeeeeeezuz.

Okay, once and for all, I'm going to have to reveal Paris's secret. Why would people pay all that money to have her "appear" if she was not one of the few people (only one I know) who are capable of actually smoking crack from a half-broken light bulb shoved in a sweaty fat man's ass. It is incredible. Now, if you had to choose between knowing that was happening in the next room or watching Britney jiggle her man knees, which would you choose? WHICH?

Hahaha, nice face!

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She must hane dropped her kid again.

"have" goddammit--- my spectacular tits got in the way again.

#9/ 10 - Duuuuuuh. How the fuck do you think I have so many me wannabes? You're a fucking genius I tell you. Here's one: fake shooting yourself in the head and post the link for attention, you know, just for kicks! In fact, don't fake it... Computer experts like you should be worth millions.

Oh my god #9/10 is an A+ hacker, the interweb is gonna crash all around us!!!!

way to go Neo

@33 and 34 LOL...........

Are her 15 minutes up yet????

Business in the front and a party in the back.

Aren't het 15 minutes up yet???????????

Aren't her 15 minutes up yet???????????

Aren't her 15 minutes up yet???????????

Sorry, I'm a retard too

#34 - Slim, I think you mistyped. You wrote Neo when you clearly meant to write:

"stupid motherfucker who salivates and publically maturbates whenever he presses his face up against the gerbil tank at the local Petco".

Easy mistake dude, I got what you meant.

LOL...........

Stallion, cut the LOL. Guinea : )

LOL...........

What a fugly bitch :(

I'ma agonna a whacka you dego!

somebody please do this girl a favor and hand her a mirror and a loaded rifle...one look at herself and she's sure to put and end to our misery!

Holy hell. While this picture is tremendous, the one in the article linked is definitely worth seeing:

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070117/070117_spears_vmed_3p.widec.jpg

When was this taken?!

LMAO! You guys crack me up.

Who in the fuck is so out of their goddamm mind that they would pay Paris Hilton $1 million to do ANYTHING?
Now if she loses at a game of Russian Roulette - that's worth $1 million.

bwahahahahahahahahaha! #28, you are fucking hilarious! i came to post something about how repulsive britney is and ended up spewing diet coke out my nose! ohhh good stuff.

That's the greatest picture of her of all time.

what the fuck is an "Opera Ball"? is that some kind of new sport where skanky hos like paris get to serenade guys ballsack? if so, then britney should be a shoe in.

You know, I've decided that I really like The CODE Man! Strangely, he reminds me of someone else I was once quite smitten by, a fucking genius Ferret who once crashed AT&T all by himself! $100 M damage, arrested by the Feds, and he got away with it! My fucking hero!

So yeah, CODE, come on over to Ferrets, and we'll share a beer and a blow job and be BFF!

51. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA! Still laughing, ...

* crickets *

she looks like she has downs!

who wants to go over under on how long it takes before she od's on pills at the bellagio?

...anyone? anyone? 2 months?

she looks like she just crapped her pants. hopefully she was wearing undies.

i jyst gota new ergpnonic ketboard amd thw stupif thimg is pissinh me off royallu.

Paris Hilton gets $1 million to dance? Jeeesh, what a waste of money. I'm sorry but Paris and ballroom dancing, just doesn't do anything for me. Maybe they should have used the money to feed some poor, starving people instead. Jade, The Gossip Girls

Couldnt everyone just pay paris a million dollars/day to stay home?
Im sure we could keep the donations going for years....

#51 Hilarious!!!! and so fuckin true....

That's the face Britney made when she finally saw my johnson, after all my "big dick this" and "big dick that" comments. That's also when she switched to the big magnifying-lens glasses.

A few more pounds and Britney will look like that fat bitch from American Idol last night. Guarantee she'll look like that girl's mother in a few years, anyway. Your cuteness is gone girl, now go away.

Oh my god that's so funny those stupid europeans actually consider paris hilton an actual celebrity, and someone who's prestigious! i mean they know nothing, i don't think they know what a loathed dirty joke she is here in america! say what you want but britney is still a much bigger star, and has more money..too bad she's fucking it all up.

@#66 Ooooooooh we do know what a skanky biatch Gayyy Pareeee is but some Europeans are just as stooopid as Americans :(

I'm sure that she's all excited about going to "Europea" 'cause it's, you know, totally HOT.

she looks like she just swallowed her own fart.

eww.. she looks like porky pig!

oink oink!

I must agree wholeheartedly with Peter. (#5) It's bad enough when they caught that pic of Brit, next they had to tell her Paris had more class? This will probably be the topic of her next meeting with her shrink.

Its a pic of Shitme finding out that Parisite is now the highest payed prostitute and its not her anymore

In my eyes Britney has never looked beutiful or even attractive.
But really i wanted to say hello from Tallinn =) Love the sait

In my eyes Britney has never looked beutiful or even attractive.
But really i wanted to say hello from Tallinn =) Love the sait

That picture would make a perfect dartboard.

woohoo the britney spears stock is up again =) http://www.trendio.com/word.php?wordid=772&language=en

she is really starting to look a lot like tara reid in this photo, same hair, same brain-dead expression

cute pic.

cute pic

Remember how cute Britney was at the 2000 SuperBowl in her little Ram's outfit? Same with little Lindsey in The Parent Trap? Hollywood uses them up and spits them out. Go mother your fatherless kids Britney, they're more important now then your used-up career.

i think the britney spears posts are getting kind of old. how much about this woman can we go on about?

i think the britney spears posts are getting kind of old. how much about this woman can we go on about?

i think the britney spears posts are getting kind of old. how much about this woman can we go on about?

i think the britney spears posts are getting kind of old. how much about this woman can we go on about?

oops sorry for multiposting...stupid page wasnt loading lol

Why cant Bitchney get booted off the planet straight into the sun. The fat should fry quite nicely, giving the solar system a nice cheetos-y aroma. Since when did big sunglasses become fashionable? My mother wore them in the 80's and even then, people thought she was mental.

She looks like her vagina on this pic... Actually she looks like her vagina with my grandmothers sunglasses.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd probably attend a party for for less than $2 million dollars, assuming it's a decent party.

First thing to keep in mind if you allow Brits to climb in your car, playa':

time to un-pimp ze-auto

I'd like to say that we Europeans have an advanced sense of irony and that is why Paris has been booked...

...but seeing as my fave (upmarket, usually chic) magazine raved about MK Olsen's 'fabulous style' this week, I think it could be just bad taste after all.

# 82
as long as you keep referring to that as a woman. I even kinda take that as an insult

Why does she insist on wearing this horrible wig/extension fiasco and passing it off as hair??? Hey Brit, you have millions of dollars, find a fucking decent hairstylist for the love of God!

One day when she is really cash poor, she will look back on the past 2 years worth of photographs taken of her and wonder why the fuck she let herself walk around looking like something that crawled out from under a trailer in a rainstorm.

jesus beezus

#64: Sorry, but WHY did she have to bust out the magnifying glasses when you pulled your "big" johnson out?

"you mean a sausage fest? that's hot"

Bitch!

my right fist is being mysteriously drawn towards the general vacinity of her simpleton face.

this must be a new reflex i've developped.

curious...

and to think she used to be so freaking hot... how she's such a has been. Jade | Celebrity-Gossip.net

FROM WHAT TRASH TO ANOTHER

ha ha...when you get booted for paris hilton that's pretty bad