Jan 16 2007Britney Spears banned from Super Bowl promo

Maybe the Predator will eviscerate Paris.

Holy goodness, She needs to get her act together before she should be out acting

She should just be banned for being fugly, period.

there she goes, gettin ready to pull up her short skirt again, well more like a house coat, the kind my great-grandmother used to wear.

Her dress is available at COSTCOs everywhere folks!!

is that the same nappy hair from the park picture?

Good God... icy, that looks like ur couch... but a less stylish version... and I dont know HOW that happened...

The NFL is way too classy for Britney. They cater to a very high-brow audience you know. Beer-swilling meatheads are incredibly discerning. The last thing they want to see is some drunken tart.

brad and angie moving to New Orleans at crabbie's

Jessica that is cause my whore ass boyfriend gave her the matching chairs...lol

and yes, same nappy hair... at least she's not pullin a vin diesel this time with the whole live baby in the mouth bit

Although she could be hiding the baby half up her cooch, and covering the bulge with that shower curtain she is wearing

ok icy, Im goin to bed-eth... time to get my beauty sleep... too bad it has no affect on my ugly.. haha

and thx for the text to let me know that the superfish is tryin to make a comeback by posting things relatively quick...

Hey no prob girl, ttyl

lol, its not that.... her "people" got decapitated by her massive vag when they told her she was denied for the NFL...

I dont know why though, she'd make a great linebacker...

ok goodnight

She needs to go back to the trailer park she came from and clean up her act.

not an act...lol, its for real... she's classy back home in louisiana, i hear

I'm expecting the vontrap family to be sending a law suit on curtin made clothing ...

You know .. coz these are a few of thier favorite things .. and Britney isnt.

yeah ...

Yes, you know you suck when people think Janet Reno will sell more than you.

Wow,

Having the NFL turn her down for PAris Hilton because Paris is LESS of a train wreck than Spears is the same as somebody saying;

"I'm sorry, we've already hired this bucket of shit and vomit because it smells better than you do"

Brittany, you'd better start trying to get a job recording celebrity voice-mail messages for people because it's looking pretty well over.

It's because she banned herself from underwear and showering.

Her eyebrows have been taking over her face lately. Kudos on the teeth though, they never lost their luster, must be that whitening gum she is always chomping.

That is too damn funny. Maybe now Twitney will finally get the hint that nobody wants her around anymore. I love it. Her career is circling the drain.

Britney's career = over. Remember, I predicted it first :-)

Let Britney be in it.

Maybe we can get a Janet Jackson re-enactment.

I've never seen someone turn so ugly so fast.

And you just know the offspring of K-Fed and Britney are stone cold stupid.

Hopefully, her next career move will be to test gallows drop weights for the new Iraqi government.

I will never forgive the NFL for that Aerosmith/Spears halftime show a few years ago.

WTF!!! Britney Spears is too much of a "trainwreck" but Paris Hilton is A-OK???
What the hell is going on around here?!? If I had to choose between the two (and God help me if I ever do) I would choose Britney any day of the week...unless I'm choosing who I'd rather see get hit in the face with a shovel or a Mac Truck, because then it would be Paris. Ooooh, I just got a tingle thinking about that....

Another day - another picture of her holding her dress, threatening us with a cooter flash if we don't behave.

Its a bad sign for your career when the Predator is higher up the celebrity totem pole than you are.

Good GAWD, why is this chick ALWAYS hiking up her over-the-knee skirts and dresses? Are we a little ballerina? Is she about to curtsey? Is there a strong gust of wind that follows her around? I mean, wtf????

I have to admit... I'm not really understanding the "Britney is a train wreck but Paris isn't" thing.

I thought Janet Reno and the Predator are one in the same.

#29 - I was going to say the exact same thing!

And WTF is she wearing? Its very obvious she has no stylist at the moment. She's starting to look more and more like trailer trash.

I'm so sick of this bitch already. NEXT~!

Obviously they know they're going to have problems with Paris Hilton. Remember what Tina Fey said about her and what she said Paris was doing to ruin it all?
So if Paris and Britney got together, they'd probably be begging the people to let them have a pole dance using eachother as a pole.
Anyway, Britney doesn't want to hang out with Paris anymore anyway!

All I know is that if I was one of Britney's "people" I would have to be shot with a horse tranquilizer beforehand in order to keep a straight face and not die of hysterical laughter while telling her the NFL wants Janet Reno and the Predator over her.

WHO are those trannies on the sidebars??????

My grandmother has that exact pattern on her couch. Her couch is like a hundred years old. I bet it just decreased in value. Thanks Brit, you bitch.

I was having brunch with several Predator friends of mine, and they told me, in no uncertain terms: NO. SELF. RESPECTING. Predator. would ever be seen with her.

Where the fuck is her stylist? And I don't want the easy answer, i.e."Brit ate her". What the fuck is that rug she's been sporting for the past month? It's weird, but that fucking hair really and truly pisses me of fevery time I see it. I'm normally content to just make a nasty comment and split, but I am just absolutely confounded by her appearance.

She needs to get some better extensions. These make her head look like Mr. Peanut. On a side note, her legs are doing the whole swollow-up her-knee-cap-thing like they usually are.

she even looks like she developed some type of chromosome problem over the past few years. Was it there all along, artfully diguised by makeup trickery?

#42 :

yes.

Its a real slap in the face when the NFL says "No Britney, you are too dysfunctional to be included in this motly assortment of people/fictional characters."

Then again maybe the NFL was afraid she would try to wear the outfit from the last time she was there. As I remember, it looked completely retarded on a less weathered, 30 pounds lighter Britney. Eek.

they were afraid another janet jackson incident would occur, but this time, everyone already knows the goods and will instantly vomit, causing a mass-chaos situation.

@ 37 LOL...trannies...nope, not trannies, just gold-digging and/or over-privileged O.C. broads with an annoying TV show!

Who cares about the Super Bowl? Guys play football to roll around on top of each other, pat each other's ass, and then take a big group shower. Buncha latent homos (I should know, I'm the biggest one of all, except not latent). The only ones worse are the 'male' fans, who start to dribble as soon as they see their favorite player ("I had him on my fantasy team!"). Hopefully security will fail and a truck bomb will hit the Super Bowl, then the espn guys can finally cry and hug on-air like they always dreamed (with clips of their woodies showing on youtube).

Britney = projectile vomiting. I heard she read a book about Kurt Cobain, so she is emulating his style (or lack thereof). Now if she would only follow through.....

Predator would be cool if it would just kill a couple of the B-list celebs on live TV.

Hey John Madden,

You're a moron. You must have been the one that always got picked last in neighborhood pickup games, and you're jealous that you can't play sports. You can always watch figure skating if you can't handle a man's sport.

@47...nice little anti-american rant there Lenin.

Communism is dead, GET OVER IT pinko.

ah, double-teamed. now #49 and #50, pat each other on the ass and say "nice play, man" (boioioinggg)

you forgot the hi-fives and kudos all around.

RE the "insider": I think someone's just fucking with us (the gossip-consuming public). Janet Reno? What, do they need her to be a backup quarterback? Paris Hilton? If Janet Jackson's half-second nipple flash made them pee their pants, I can't see Paris getting within 2 miles of any NFL-affiliated show.

RE the "Real" Housewives: yeah, now that you mention it, they do look like trannys. Actually, I'd watch it if it was trannys.

Oh, and I'd be remiss if I didn't rag on Britney's outfit. Help me, Jebus, where to begin? That dress (which probably cost hundreds of dollars) looks like she got it from a Goodwill store in 1982. Her makeup looks like someone punched her in both eyes. And the earrings: I think the rule should be, if they're big enough to also wear as a bracelet, they're too fucking big. Her hair is a disaster. Can't tell if the shoes are terribly ugly, but judging by the rest of the ensemble, they probably are. Is Tara Reid her stylist now? Damn, Britney. If your intent is to make K-Fed feel grateful that you dumped his ass, mission accomplished. You are as frumpy and white-trashy looking as anyone I've ever seen in Wal-Mart who wasn't wearing a tube top.

Lmao @ #5.

we need to get willy wonka up in this bitch to control that oompa loompa people keep mistaking as britney spears. whats with that big square forehead, fat neck, short legs, nonexistant chin?

Her career is so over.

5 years ago the NFL would have jumped at the chance to have her involved with the Superbowl somehow.

I feel so bad for her because she is so damn ugly.
I can't believe that with all the people working for her to make sure she acts, talks, and looks good in the public eye and she still messes up her own career. It's almost like she was trying to mess up her own life.

Damn...the dress...it looks like a white sheet with iron burns.

She just keeps looking classier and classier.

Her performance is putting her legs up in stirrups and pulling out her labia, pucking at it them like harp strings until she can play "It's the End of the World" by REM

Britney makes over $5 million a year from sales of her perfume alone. She doesn't need to sing a song ever again. Instead, we'll be stuck with her, Firecrotch and STDHilton for the next 50 years.

"She's too much of a train wreck," says the insider. "Besides, we already have Paris Hilton."

I don't think the "insider" was saying Britney is a train wreck and Paris isn't - rather, I think they were pointing out that because they ALREADY have Paris Hilton serving as Guest Train Wreck, having Britney there would be redundant.

Janet Reno?

I kept having to read that over again to make sure my eyes weren't playing tricks on me. How long has it been since I've been to the optometrist?

Anyway, is that a joke? Janet Reno and David Beckham are on the wish list?

Janet Reno could break David Beckham over her manly knee like a stick of kindling.

And maybe order a few tanks to drive through whatever stadium the Super Bowl is being played at, crashing down the walls and smashing people and plastic beer cups into the turf.

That dress is from K mart

NO it's the fukin curtins in my spare bedroom

AAAAAH Shitme you really Shit me

Would someone shoot this bitch because it always seems the descent people get shot and the useless ones survive???????????

ahh... I had to hibernate after seeing those pics the first time this afternoon around 1230... its been roughly 13 hours of sleep, and somehow I havent recovered.

PS. Her hair reminds me of Predator... and her head reminds me of Alien...

I smell a sequel...

what the hellllllll is that dress? She does have awesome legs, though.

That dress is supposed to hypnotize you into thinking she's not putting on pounds like a heavyweight the night after weigh in. I'd still let her play tonsil hockey with my johnson while recording the scene on my camera phone, with Iraqis in the background screaming "Moktada! Moktada!"

#38 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#47 - Your video game is almost as stupid as your fucking comment. Almost.

the scary looking guy behind her on the third pic looks likes he's been made out of Devid Gest's surgery cast offs

labored, pretentious, self-referential, unfunny: name two things that fit these descriptors...1) new yorker cartoons; 2) richport comments.

It's a maternity dress. I'm sure she's pregnant again. It's just too much of a letdown to have a bad body without a baby coming or going to blame it on.

Thats not a dress, its my grandma's couch. I swear, my grandma's couch is that same damn print.

She has such a giraffe neck. I can just see her eating the leaves off trees. Come to think of it, her entire HEAD looks like a giraffe...bug eyes and all. She should wear one of those headbands with the spring attachments on it. You know, like we had when we were kids. It would totally complete the look. Safari Chic. You heard it here first.

She's knocked up again.

sound of music tryouts.

#68 -- That was very well-spiccen, especially for a celeb gossip blog!

opps typo -- *well-spoken. Where's the dang spic-checker when you need it?

*spell-checker. dang it. sorry, mang!

*man

Do you think her panties match that beautiful dress?

Why, Britney? Why????!!!!!!!!

Nice choice of pics.

Wow!

My favorite trailer-trashette. With bad taste in just about everything that counts.

Can't get any better than this (burp!).

I couldn't resist leaving a comment here, being a major Predator fan, and all. And being of the gossip female variety as well, I had to leave my 2 cents.

The female-fan Predator community has been in a bit of talk over this long before someone mentioned the Predator being apart of the NFL entertainment. It's agreed on comment 39...any Predator would not want to be seen with the likes of Spears or Hilton. If anything, a Predator would push them out of his way, or offer them a sandwich.

Spears and Hilton would probably be called "Lou-dte Kalei", which is the Predator/Yautja word for "slut". ;-)

yeah, well....no whales allowed!