Reading the original story, it sounds like it was a serious tragedy. I'm sure her guilt at not paying attention is far worse than anything anyone else could dream up.

Yeah she'll probably get slapped on wrist and fined and made to do community hours. Meh celebrities don't go to jail except for Martha Stewart she goes to jail and makes it look GOOD!

she's also facing deportation, i think it's to one of jupiter's moons.

Good, I'm all for ET going to the slammer.
You kill someone; directly or indirectly, you go to jail, its that easy.

lstar28, considering the MAXIMUM sentence is a year in jail and $1000 fine, I don't think there would be a whole lot of consequences anyway.

((You kill someone; directly or indirectly, you go to jail, its that easy.))

'It's that easy'? Oy, I'm leaving before the stupid consumes me. Honestly. What a dumbshit, blanket statement to make.

Maybe they will be lenient when learning that she volunteered her "jaws" to help free other trapped survivors at the scene.

Opened up that car door like tinfoil.

...and faster than you can say, "200 hours of community service," this will all be over.

Wasn't she text messaging at the time of the accident? If that's just not an absolute disregard for the lives of everyone on the road, what is? I'm sure it brings so much peace to the family of the victim to know their loved ones life was worth a maximum of $1,000 and a year in jail. Disgusting. Brandy can go straight to hell.

#3 that's not deportation, she has an escape-route back to her home-planet in case of a conviction

I'm honestly surprised that vehicular manslaughter carries a maximum of one year -- in county jail, no less, not prison.

In any case, Brandy, please don't sing a tribute to the dead woman. :P (I have the opening 'To the left' of Beyonce's Irreplaceable in my head atm, and it lends itself way too well to tasteless car-crash lyrics.)

Can she look anymore like an octopus? Her eyes are so spaced apart that you would literally break your fingers trying to do a poke the eyes out three stooges move on her.

#4 "You kill someone; directly or indirectly, you go to jail, its that easy."

no. it's not.
it really, is not.

Jesus, #9, you need to calm down and pick up a law book. She didnt intentionally run the person over, NO ONE would get the book thrown at them for this. Sheesh, just stupid...what's all this misdirected anger at celebrities for? "She can go straight to hell"??? Therapy. You definitely need therapy.

One Year? That's all she might get. One Year? She should get a dozen just for having a head that would scare children and old ladies. That is way too lenient. I say, up against the wall and start counting backwards from 5.
Oh and a fine for the manslaughter thing. That'll show her!

I guess when she got out,she forgot to put her boobs together in front of this gay officer.Next step,try to present your greatest smile in front of the judge.

What is it with niggers and cell phones. What do these monkeys talk about all day except for drug dealing.

How about just charging her with being a man?

Fucking aliens. Is th universe not enough for you?! Have ta come and 'accidentally' kill people on Earth, too?! Gah. Aliens piss me off.

#7 rotflmao

she's already guilty of involuntary girlslaughter

i remember, she was kind of cute for around 11 minutes some years ago

http://www.eparsa.fr/webredactions/images/people%20janvier/brandy.jpg

that was before the tarantula-people injected some kind of experimental DNA-altering fluid into her, killing off Brandy and turning her into.... well, whatever the fuck the thing in today's pic is

Would she be looking forward to this womendetention-life?I wonder how long she could keep it up...

I really have no words for this

http://i8.tinypic.com/24otzk6.jpg
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/264/jarlg1cq2.jpg

All I can say about this is that I don't really care. Absolutly nothing is going to happen to her. She is not even required to appear in court to offer her plea, nor for sentencing. She really is just going to get a slap on the wrist.

On another note.......That is just about the worst picture of Brandy I have EVER seen. I was actually, phisically scared when i scrolled down to the picture. My brain does not even know what to do right now. I think I am going to have nightmares of Brandy as "It"

I really have no words for this
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These Hollywood-types are immune to serious prosecution in L.A., same way the politicians are in Washington. Remember that Kennedy last year who got drunk and slammed into the barrier outside Congress? The police escorted him home.
It's disgusting. Brandy will plead down and do zero-time and everybody knows it.

Wouldn't you just love to wake up with morning wood, look down, and see that face and those teeth heading for Mr.Happy ?

Sweet tunderin' jeezus! Your dick would fall off and crawl under the bed to get away

Forget the accident... she should be in prison for having eyes further apart than a hammerhead.

Those pictures were fucking hilarious. ET?! You slay me.

Where's the Men in Black when you need them?

Brandy "misdemeanor" Norwood

But seriously, this is sad. We all text when we drive.

@32
No we don't.

Did the Fish writer just admit to having manboobs?

Geeez... her mouth is so big, she looks like one of those flipping head Canadians on South Park.

Uuuuuunclefucker!

who texts while they drive?

considering a lot of states have hand's free cellphones laws, it doesn't make much sense to be texting while driving considering that's 10000 times more distracting.

what a fucking bitch. our cjus system is disappointing.

It was a tragic accident. PERIOD! She wasn't drunk, nor was she on drugs. If Brandy goes to jail, then so should that guy from Prison Break, who was drunk and high and killed a seventeen year-old boy.

I just wish she hadn't hit innocent people. Why wasn't it Hasselhoff?

Are you serious? only manslaughter? what happens after she's found innocent cause she's some sort of "celebrity" (by the way, her last CD didn't sell too good cause she's a has-been)? does she just pay a fine and that's it? she took someone's life for crying out loud! manslaughter isn't the word. how about "Dumb, DUI and just plain not thinking"? don't they place ppl like that in the lunatic asylum?

~N@ughty

another thing i would like to add...Lil' Kim went to jail for a year and a DAY for NOT doing anything. no...she went to jail for NOT snitching. now if Lil' Kim was sentenced to jail that quick for NOT snitching, don'tcha think that Brandy's case would have taken about oh...3 minutes?

#40- ????? They just don't lock people up for doing nothing. It's called perjury. She lied to a grand jury. If she wasn't sitting there trying to cover everyone elses' ass instead of her own she wouldn't have had that problem. Imagine how you would feel if you lost a loved one to gun violence and their murderer walked free because no one "snitched" on them.

BRANDY IS FUCKIN UGLY MEN!

33, 35 Sorry MOM. I guess you're going to take away my keys now. Damn.

And spank you while she's at it!

I'm confused. From what I understand this was 100% her fault?! The police would be all over any non-celebrity in a heart beat if they did this! She quite literally killed someone cuz of her own negligence. So the CHP "recommended" she be charged. As if there is something to consider her?! And seriously, vehicular manslaughter only gets you a max 1 year sentence and $1K fine? Geez, if I want to kill someone, I know how I'm gonna do it. "Oh, sorry officer, it was a total accident, I didn't see them standing there."

it's just a little annoying when someone hits you (and damages your car)because they're not paying attention while driving because they're too busy texting or talking on the cell phone. yeah, sorry for being annoyed about #43, my bad & sorry for cutting into your social time!

In this case there are no winners... only losers. A life can be lost because someone blinks at the wrong time.

Kill or be killed... get your lives in order people... it could be YOU next time in EITHER of these positions.

@14 - No, Brandy did not walk to her car with the explicit intention of killing the specific woman she killed. My point was that she was text massaging while driving which caused the accident. Anyone who causes an accident by doing things while driving that they shouldn't be doing (i.e., text messaging) can go straight to hell. How would you react if someone in your family was killed for no reason other than Brandy needs to text message her pimp?

BTW, I already have my JD. Further, not using a hands-free device while driving is already illegal here in CA so suck it.

Using a cell phone while driving for ANY purpose should be a misdemeanor. Studies and tests show that using a cell phone while driving is the equivalent of driving while drunk. Lots of folks get a DUI and end up paying more of a penalty than this freak will.
To top it off, she caused someone to die as a result of her using the cell phone. How they look at this manslaughter charge as a misdemeanor is beyond me.

#33 - yes, Mr. Fish did talk about pushing his boobs together. Never works if you're a guy. Not even when the cop is a chick.

If we can't get her for reckless endangerment, criminal neglect, misdemeanors while driving, or manslaughter, can we at least jail her ass for being so goddamn orange? It looks like she smeared her entire body with Cheetos in a desperate ploy to draw attention away from the Gates of Hell that is her mouth.

Are those of you saying "everyone texts while driving" REALLY serious? I seriously wish you would all get pulled over and have your licenses permanently revoked. It's people like you that get innocent and hard-working folks killed crossing the street.

'Course I notice one of 'em is a French person, which means that what SHE means is that she texts while WALKING, and that's kosher, if lame.

ACKKKK.....Her adams apple is as big as her balls!!

How can she look in the mirror and say..."oh yeah...I look hot"? Even IF she was hot...she should still be in jail for manslaughter....

Martha Steward goes to prison for selling some stock with a little inside info...

Tommy Chong spends years (I don't even know if he is out yet) in prison for selling bongs on the internet.

The worthless piece kills someone because she can't comprehend that her vehicle traveling at a high speed is a deadly weapon is going to get off no jail time.

How completely senseless is that??

She should be tossed in jail, she's a worthless violent nigger.

#56.....WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

#56 WHAT S YOUR FUCKING DEAL?

E.T. phone home

#56 - you are more worthless than she is. Take it somewere else. We are here to bag on people for their stupidities, not their racial makeup. Idiots like you take all credibility away from our catty comments.

anyone else think she looks like a cracked out drag queen??

THAT is what she should really be ashamed of...

# 56 pull the big black cock outta your mouth before you spit racial slurs here!

you have some shitty etiqutte...

@56 - What's the big deal ? Throwing a negro in jail is like throwing a fish into water.

People texting while driving should seriously be charged with manslaughter (or worse) when they kill someone. What the FUCK?!?!

You don't type term papers or chat online while drivving. WTF is wrong with these stupid bitches???

Talking on the phone is one thing; texting is another. Put the fucking phone down and drive, or go to lesbo jail, bitch

Besides looking like a freaking ancient alien or possibly one of the original off-worlders that Scientologists worship [and I think Brandy IS a Scientologist, not kidding] - if there *were* any justice in the universe, the cell phone she was using to text would've flew from her claw into the air, bounced off the roof of her Cadillac Escalade with the pimped out dubs, and shot itself into her enormous krill filtering maw, choking her to death as her death-mobile rammed into innocent drivers.

She needs to be in the next "Final Destination" movie, only there needs to be a freaky Brandon Lee type accident, where she really IS killed by some bizarre Rube Goldbergesque chain of events. A beheading wouldn't be overkill me thinks.

That's just sad days for Brandy.. But I heard the woman's parents are sueing Brandy for 50 million for wrongful death.

She should not get away with this. I hope the victim's family wins that lawsuit. Since Brandy hasn't done anything in awhile, that $50 million will probably bankrupt her.

#56 and 62, please head back to your trailer park now and go fuck yourselves

@67 The truth hurts, does it ? Go back to your ghetto, smoke your crack, watch "Maury" and wait for your welfare check - it's almost the first ya know !

67-68
I bet on 68.............who's gonna win here???

@69 Probably a wise choice ... the only drawback is that I actually have a job that I have to go to... while 67 can eat pork rinds and play on it's Blue Hippo computer all day.

In the latest development on this case, the parents of the person that Brandy killed filed a $50 million wrongful death lawsuit against her. They'll probably win & get every royalty from her TV and singing career so long as she lives.

Brandy will end up living a life as described by #68 & 70. Wouldn't matter what color she is. Her residence will be next to Britney's in "Washed Up Pop Star Freak" trailer park. Or she'll d.s.a.f. & commit suicide.

Actually, I am not black.

Additionally, I am an attorney In London's West End. Hardly a ghetto. But you seem to be awfully familiar with the ghetto though.

Wow ! London's West End ? Why didn't you say so earlier ? That makes all the difference in the world ! Now I know that you are some pastey euro-shitbag with bad teeth ! The only thing worse than a negro is a lawyer ! Are you sure you're not actually in West London with an attorney in your REAR end ? Better go put on your powdered wig , Jeeves ! Cheerio, govnah !

Moesha should sue whoever drew those hideous eyebrows on her horsey face !

#73. you are hilariously ignorant i love ppl like you :-)

BTW i agree that Brandy is totally F-ing Ugly though.

Thank's Jeeves , that's what I'm going for ! Better go get a spot o' tea ... or just a tea-bag in your case ... cheerio !

E.T phone lawyer.

I love tea bagging, it's one of my hobbies Jethro

No big surprise here, Jeevesy ! Hey ... does it hurt when you get your tiny sack caught on the snaggle-tooth of your dentally-impaired limey lover ? Do you prefer to be the "bag-ee" , the "bag-ger", or do you two blokes share the
wealth ?

We basically share it. Why, aren't you dreadfully interested in my gay lifestyle? Don't you get fucked in the ass by your mom in a strap-on enough to satisfy those cravings Billy-Bob? I'm sure you have that gay lisp and everything. I am positive you are sitting at your computer hooked up in your crack whore mom's trailer wearing a feather boa and her panties just salivating as you piture another man being tea bagged mmmmmmmm

No, Jeeves ... I fuck YOUR mom in the ass while she's wearing your powdered wig ! Boy, you must really be a great lawyer ! You almost had me with your half-assed reverse psychology routine, but you put too much stock into your incorrect assumption that I am a raving homophobe. Gays I don't mind ... it's the negroes I'm not thrilled with. Now go brush tour buck-tooth, you whiny little euro-fag !

By the way, Jeeves - I hope your job performance is better than your sentence structure. I guess they'll let anyone be an "attorney" on that pathetic rainy little rock, huh ?

the collective IQ of these posts is a negative linear equation. Brandy would not trade identities with dirt chicken if someone offered her immortality. As for looks, I refuse to imagine the putrid, ignorant-and-proud-of-it, one-eye-lower-than-the-other face that is "just me". You are all so perfect! None of you has ever been going a few miles over the speed limit. None of you has ever rear-ended anyone (except sexually, which Rich Port loves to brag about) and certainly none of thinks about all the things you have done but didn't get caught??

@83 the "collective IQ" just got a bit lower with the addition of your sorry ass. See, it is I who would never trade identities with a washed up negress who is on her way to jail.
And to answer your question - NO, I've never been speeding and caused the death of another human being. Do you think that being responsible for ending someones life is equitable to " all the things you have done but didn't get caught " ? Damn... you are one stupid pile 'o shit.

FYI "sentence structure" deals with punctuation and grammar. What you are referring to is my misspelling. GENIUS!!!!

No ... I let the misspellings go, I imagine it's hard to type with one hand on your boyfriend's wang ... but anywho :

**" Don't you get fucked in the ass by your mom in a strap-on enough to satisfy those cravings Billy-Bob? "**

I'm pretty sure that sentence structure is as fucked up as your teeth. Cheerio, govnah !

Oh, and FYI - sentence stucture deals with much more than merely grammar and punctuation you ignorant twit .

Nope, the structure is perfect on that one. You just don't know how to read.

And yes, "Sentence structure" does refer to ones grammar and punctuation. It is not hard to find that out since you, my genius friend, are on the internet, and can simply Google the term "sentence structure" before you use it. One can even put my sentence into a tool bar that will let you know if there is anything wrong with it. But obviously you are far too ignorant to either figure that one out, or to know the difference between a typo and alleged poor "sentence structure". The information is at your finger tips Fuck Face.....USE IT>

And again, you are so into me being gay. I love my boyfriend's dick as much as you love your mom's. Would you like me to send you pics and videos of me and my Israeli boyfriend getting it on? I mean, since you are so curious and all, and cannot stop talking about us and our sex lives. I would be happy to provide a stimulatory aide, for you and the big black dude that you and your mother have hot, hot sex with on a nightly basis to use.

Keep me posted on your outing progress.

Cheers!

First, Jeeves - "sentence structure" is MORE than just grammar & punctuation .. I suggest you get your finger out of Saul's butt-hole and google it yourself. My goodness .... you have a jew boyfriend ? A negro defending jew loving homo limey lawyer ! It don't much funnier than THAT ! Do you have to get your little weenie blessed by a rabbi so you can stick it in your jew boyfriend ? Do you hold on to his little curls when ... hold on, I'm gonna puke ! Well, cheerio ( or should I say shalom ? ), govnah !

HA! Told ya it was manslaughter, not vehicular homicide. Picky bitches.

Hey friend,
If you want to know more about what me and by boyfriend do when we are together, you can go to 89.com and look at the gay muscle clips, K. You are such a fag :-)
BTW, you did an awesome job on your "sentence structure" with this awsome one: "It don't much funnier than THAT ! " great job homie.
PS I am on to you Jamal, you are just a 6ft 3in black guy who gets his jollies doing stuff like this. Hilarious Jamal, HILAROUS!!!!
PPS the word "structure" in itself should tell you what sentence structure refers to. you must have an IQ of -70.
PPPS - Definitions of sentence structure on the Web:
syntax: the grammatical arrangement of words in sentences
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
Peace bitch. I know you, your boyfiend, and your mom have a lot of sex to get into so I will just leave you to it.

Do you and your jew boyfriend play "ring toss" with bagels ?

You are so in love with us. Just let me know when you are ready for the pictures OK hun ;-*

See there? I winked and blew a kiss at you. Do you like that? Huh stud? You want to do me now?

Ring toss? HILARIOUS!

No, I don't want to "do you" ... I guess that's the problem. I told you before ... I like women... not to mention that if I WAS gay, I don't think my type would be a scrawny, pastey, yellow toothed racially confused jew-loving half-assed lawyer . Realistically - can a gerbil even be considered your "boyfriend" , counselor ? I mean, a gerbil can't "consent", so aren't you in fact, "raping" the gerbil when you stick him up your butt ? Anyway ...

God save the Queen (you).

cheerio !

God, you make my nipples so hard when you play fight with me.
Sweetie, if you weren't at least curious, you would have ended this long ago. So either you really love hearing about my lifestyle or you have no friends. I know I LOVE talking about my love life, so I will entertain your gay fantasies as long as you like.
For the record, you are the one that introduced the subject of anyone being homosexual and you are also the one who introduces all the references to gay sex/activities. I mean, if you are not curious, why is it that the one standard thing you talk to me about is my sexual preference and activity? Quit denying your true identity Jamal. You love men and you know it ;-* XOXO
Hope to hear from you soon.

Yours always,
Me

Actually , I brought up the subject of "tea" when attempting to ridicule customs of that crappy little island you live on ... then I saw an opportunity to throw in a gay slur too ! Who'd have thought you actually ARE a fag ? I'm not "curious", but if it makes you happy to think you are bothering me by inferring it , go right ahead. I'm also not a homophobe. To each his own, I say. If you and Hymie the Brit banger want to be gerbil jockey's ... that's your business...

*sigh*

If you say so boo :-)

But we both know ther truth. Every chance you get you talk about homosexuality. And any honestly straight man would have stopped by now. So go ahead, keep asking about the things I do with another man. I love it.

Anyway, call me when you are looking for a good time Jamal.

Okay --- post your number.

310-217-7638

641-985-7888

TTYL ;-*