Jan 4 2007Ashlee Simpson slips her nipple

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Superfish..it's happened to all of us at one point or another....she is human....

Too bad she's not a rug muncher w/ the other chick.

Who is this person? Is she a celebrity? She sounds vaguely familiar...does she sell real estate?

Yes!

And in other news Joe Simpson is found with an enormous amount of fishing line, suspiciously tied to his daughters tops and bras. Hmmm I think this might be something...

Shaggy is right to be frightened. Ahlee's nipple is, indeed, a monster.

#7. LMFAO!!!!!

#1 - The post was comic gold!!! Many thanks. My sides, my sides...

Why thank you, hun.

(coughing)

You know, I kind of did forget Ashlee Simpson...hopefully I can again

Whew, I mean really... you should warn us when you do that... I thought all the FIRST!!! postings were da fucking bomb... but I love yours like a fat kids loves cake, ya heard? Holla atcha boooooy!!!

Given that it's Ashley, are we sure it's really her nipple?

She could be nipple-sinking.

( )

Step 1: Fill with humor

Step 2: Remove above post for further scientific testing

*synching*

sigh.

Her nip slip was caused by acid reflux after dancing an Irish jig in the water.

Joe Simpson is gonna be all up on that shit.

@14: LOL

Probably did it on purpose. Her expression is: "Hee hee, I'm so bad, look, my boobie."

Her friend's all, "Not again...will you grow the hell up?"

And yes, she probably has slipped before, just nobody ever really cares much what she does.

Can't wait until the headline reads.....

Murder/Suicide
Ashlee Simpson slits her throat, but not before killing Danielle.......

Danielle's bikini top fell off on a recent trip to the beach. But instead of showing a nipple, she only revealed the dying hopes and dreams of ugly women wanting to be beautiful.

It's OK pumpkin, Papa will soothe your pain. I won't force it into, I'll let you control the speed. Unlike others on this site, I don't want to fight with you. I just want you to experience pleasure derived from my unit, and free your mind of the simplicity of your small mind. I love you and can't wait to deflower you.

@20.

Insert your mother where Danielle is and you'll have today's top story on TrashyTrannies.com<--♥

PapaBlahSmellySmallBallsack:

What do YOU know about being UGLY? You've never been ugly a day in your life. You're gorgeous, flawless and you have millions of fans flocking to wherever your beautiful ass lands. They scream your name and are jealo....oh. Sorry. Reading from my diary again. Bad Habit.

Now where was I?

And the question to the first post is..........Tell us your IQ, DanYELL!

Nice to see things returning to normal after the end of the holiday trolling season.

LMAO @ #7. Joe is probably the owner of the camera that took the photo.

No doubt some cheesy techno-jazz music was playing on the beach with all of those cameras around and Ashlee doing what came natural to her - getting naked.

Good thing that the friend was there to corral Ashlee in be4 we all went blind.

Uuuuhhhh, damnYELL.... let's not forget you made the hilarious decision to show us your myspace page, complete with pics... Papa isn't far off.

And Papa, I already tapped that and pimped it, so unless you have $5 (I have change), you may wanna keep it moving to something less risky.

So........I'd hit it? Is this the place where I say it?

Seriously though, she doesn't look as good now she got a faceliftransplanturgery.

@23. It's still higher than your -4.998765 so, what's your point?

Uhhh..BitchWhore,

Let's not forget that you posted your prom pic either. What is a Myspace?

this is a terrible downward spiral, i remember not that long ago, when she.....

...actually, i don't remember anything this stupid fuck has ever done

who the fuck is she again???

way to try to be memorable you plastic-nosed bitch

Okay, I gotta just get this over with once and for all..............I will now blow DanYELL's mind and render her completely zombie-like..............

DANYELL--READ THIS:-4.998765 a negative decimal conversion is a way of representing asigned number, which is called "sixteen's
complement" (the hexadecimal equivalent of two's complement in
binary). Generally, sixteen's complement hexadecimal is used as a
"shorthand notation" for two's complement signed binary numbers,
therefore I think it is easier to understand when taken in two steps.

To find the sixteen's complement hexadecimal value, you would first
convert the number to two's complement signed binary, then convert
that binary value to hexadecimal.

.......trust me.........her cerebellum just imploded into her medulla oblongota. she's cooked.

@29.

http://www.xanga.com/jrzmommy

Lonely people and their lonely ways.

So sad.

(zzzzz)

unfortunately for you DanYELL, you dumb cunt, I took my geritol today!!!
Posted by danielle on August 29, 2006 1:48 PM

#252. I'm not a racist. In fact, I take everything back that I ever said. You're right, I shouldn't talk about other people that I don't even know. It's just that I've experienced one too many acts of racism in my day and I just simply came on here to vent out some of my frustration.

Truth is, I do like caucasians and other races. I think that all races have an impact on the world and contribute as well.

I didn't mean to cause any of you all any harm. You all are probably really good people who make wise choices and are going far in life.

The truth is: I go to a university..but it's not Howard. I only said that because my sister goes there and I look up to her because she busts a 4.0 each semester.

I do go to a university though, no it's not a community college. It is a good upstanding small campus university with alumni that have been recognized for thier achievements throughout the years.

I live in DC, NE to be exact. I am of a middle-class standing, and I like it that way. I live nowhere near Barry Farms..as someone pointed out earlier. In fact, this past weekend, me and my cousins were actually dared to go to that part of town,..but we chickened out.

I am a normal 19 year old, about to celebrate her 20th birthday in 3 months and I DO sincerely apologize for any hurtful things that I have said. Especially to you biatcho..I know that if I lost my father the way that you did, I wouldn't want anyone to make a joke out of it.

Please do except my apology, I am truly sorry.

oh, and dumbass, that's a standard xanga page that everyone who signs onto a xanga blog gets. nice try fatso!

"an actualy encyclopedia" - I am not an English major, learned the Queen's English in Biloxi, Mississippi - I am certain that is supposed to be "actually (with 2 Ls) an encyclopedia".

THIS HAPPENS WHEN YOU STEAL YOUR BIG TITS SISTER'S BRA'S.

Posted by danielle on August 30, 2006 8:59 AM

ugh, no. how did you know that i went to trinity

THIS HAPPENS WHEN YOU STEAL YOUR BIG TITS SISTER'S BRA'S.

{laughing}

{zzzzz}

Why don't you go back to the June Beyonce story and copy & paste what YOU started. Kay?

I'm too old and senile to do that, Sasquatch.

by the way, is ashlee simpson about to eat that other girl?

Casper shows his true colors.

You should really have your own tv special.

You could call it: Down Syndrome: The Highs and Lows of a Nymph.

Sounds good to me.

YAWN.

damnYELL... the cure for the day's common boredom. Oh and one of those obese chicks with the 15 skinny boyfriends fighting over her on Springer...

What? Did you think that was witty? That is positively incoherent. What? Highs and Low of a Nymph? How does that pertain to chromosonal defects? Good god, girl, you got serious issues.

@22 "Now where was I"

Being your usual CUNT self with lame ass jokes, that's where.......

Keep talking about my mother, you cunt.......

I will hunt you down and fucking stick a gun down your throat just like your dad used to do........

Actually Stallion that wasn't her dad, that was her dady, which is me. And it wasn't my gun...

@42. Boredom? I beg to differ. I never even addressed your simple ass in my first post. Who are you again? I tend to forget fans names.

@43. I thought you were intelligent..so anything's possible. Issues? I believe you're the one with the issues. Go stalk the father of your kids so you can get that alimony, hun.

@44. You don't exist.

BTW- Sticking a gun in someone's throat and sticking a dildo in someone's ass are two "completely" different things. Whoops,sorry.

Did I just spill the beans about your "secret" relations?

Moving on.

Moving on? Gotta catch you breath before you get up, don't you?

Gotta catch YOUR breath.

Seriously..your IQ must equal that of a banana.

Obese people will say the darndest things to take the attention off of themselves.

Too late Bitchypoo..you've already broken that chair you just sat in so...GAME OVER.

okey doke, fat ass, I'll speak to him about that when he gets home from work.

Like I'm not a bad parent already, my 3 year old son has said, "Shaggy!" quite excitedly the three or for times he's seen Ashley Simpson.

Ah...

Another Twinkie Muncher posts under my response.

Gotta Love them fat people =)

*four

46 - you seriously need meds and therapy... To be here when you are so disliked by all is just a testament to your level of delusion.
Your jabs are the lamest thing I have ever heard BTW.... "Casper shows his true colors?" WTF kind of comment is that anyway? Casper is white. So this is some weird jab at white people? Feel free to explain cuz you sound like a racist and a moron all at once....

I'm sorry damnYELL, I misspell when I type to you because I have one hand down my pants... what can I say? I'm a chubby chaser.

@53. Excuse me dipshit? I can fucking post here if I fucking feel like it. Why don't you question the retards who stalk me everytime I post? Why don't you ask them (in small words of course) about why they continue to pick bitchy little fights? Huh?
You're only adding fury to the fire shit for brains. It's called "ignoring"...like I'm about to do to your simple ass.

Go drink bleach and stick your head in the nearest blender.

This is a BLOG. You comment on it...unless I mentioned your fugly ass in any way, which I didn't, move the fuck on.

@54. That's odd. You're mother hasn't gotten your attention since childbirth.

Your..you're.. damnit.....

her nipple is about as exciting as a wadded up tissue lying on the floor in front of the men's bathroom.

55 - Of course, that level of profanity is an excellent indicator of YOUR intelligence. Don't complain to me about all the people you have pissed off with your comments. "Fury to the fire" ??? Where do you come up with this stuff? As far as ignoring goes, I have not seen you ignore ANYONE. You are on here bitching and whining and making comments about white people. I am still curious about your meaning with that Casper comment. Care to explain?

Oh, and only a simp like you could defend their right to post by telling someone else not to post. Fuckwit. Like you said, it is a blog, you comment on it. I hope you look forward to all the hate coming your way because you certainly deserve every ounce.

I just hope someone you know logs on to tell us how you offed yourself once you realize how worthless you truly are. Seems inevitable.

Wow this girl is so sexy! I would love to lick those beautiful nipps! Show us more Ashlee!!!!

#57 - Don't be so hard on yourself... we all know your (you're/ you are/ UR) a moron, so, unlike you're (your/ you are/ UR) uncle when you were a kid, we won't hold it against you.

@59. What are you, a saint of all saints? Damnit..i mean "darn" your royal princess of fairies and gumdrops. I don't need to explain anything to your ignorant ass..."butt"...sorry about that.

Would YOU care to go back..WAY back in the threads (circa June 2006) and read the racial slurs that "the clones" posted about me? I didn't think so.

So in conclusion..

MIND

YOUR

OWN

FUCKING

BUSINESS

Or in "saint" terminology:

"Please sir, stay out of other people's conversations and stick to reading the dictionary".

Buh-Bye.

@61. I've proven my point. Go fuck #59.

#63 - Uuuuuuhhh, when exactly did you make your(you're/ you are/ UR) point? And Punjab is right (that crazy Indian)... he'll douse you in curry, spin you around, then look for the wet spot...

We should post some of those things IT refers to.........they were pretty fucking funny if I do say so myself.

Katie we've talked about this many times. You need to avoid situations that elicit needless emotional antagonism. It's a basic part of your primary disorder. You made a good New Year's resolution, and you simply need to try harder to keep it.

Ha #7 owned this thread topic....that was fucking awesome, I almost choked on a burrito.

*wipes tear*

Now, now go easy on danielle guys. She can be pretty funny, ya know.. Come on...

Now, now go easy on danielle guys. She can be pretty funny, ya know.. Come on...

Ashlee looks like a 8 yr old in that pic... but with tits.

I think I see Joes bite marks.

#66 Get the fuck out of here and quick. I would beat your ass so bad if you'd crawl out from under a rock. FUCK OFF TROLL

Everyone- just trust me- attack #66

I... I have no words. I recall a TWSNBN disappearing from here and BAM! There's another one. They keep my day full of laughter, though. It must be lonely in Danielle's world, she has to come here for some sort of attention. Let's all stare.

Danielle's continued posting can only further prove her mastery of douchebaggery. Move along, sweetheart. You have humiliated yourself enough. You can't handle the wits contained in these walls.

I don't post much, but i love me some Rich and Stallion.

66 - You truly are a piece of shit...

Danielle - still waiting on your explanation of the Casper comment. Why don't you explain now? I love how you want to point out that someone else made a racial slur about you. That is called deflection BTW.

As stated before, this is a blog and this is as much my conversation as yours. You might go back and note that in 53 I never told you not to post. You just assumed for some strange reason. Of course, you seem to be thriving on all the attention negative or not. Like I said, get some meds.

66 - You truly are a piece of shit...

Danielle - still waiting on your explanation of the Casper comment. Why don't you explain now? I love how you want to point out that someone else made a racial slur about you. That is called deflection BTW.

As stated before, this is a blog and this is as much my conversation as yours. You might go back and note that in 53 I never told you not to post. You just assumed for some strange reason. Of course, you seem to be thriving on all the attention negative or not. Like I said, get some meds.

66 - You truly are a piece of shit...

Danielle - still waiting on your explanation of the Casper comment. Why don't you explain now? I love how you want to point out that someone else made a racial slur about you. That is called deflection BTW.

As stated before, this is a blog and this is as much my conversation as yours. You might go back and note that in 53 I never told you not to post. You just assumed for some strange reason. Of course, you seem to be thriving on all the attention negative or not. Like I said, get some meds.

Apoligies for the triple... DNS errors from hell....

#64 - OMG, Rich! That was the best! Roll her in curry & find the wet spot! Dude, you're better than Triumph the Insult Dog (not the fake one that posts here, but the actual one that has been on the Hollywood Squares).

Do you take insult requests? Maybe you could come up with one that contains "Ganges River" or "elephant polo".

I bow in your presence.
P.S. the real Rich, not the fucking troll Rich.

#73 - U lost me. TWSNBN?

I'd take her over any simian negro.

Different year same old shit - very very sad.

#78 - Those Who Shall Not Be Named. It was ages ago.

Danielle, you sound like an insecure little bitch. How old are you? Are you ever going to grow up?

@79...you wait until we are at 80 posts and tha's all you can com up with. You sir, are the Carrot Top....nah, wait, you are the Gallagher of the racist movement in America.

you are a hack

*that's

*come

and you are still a hack.

You guys can borrow my room if you want.

#66 As soon as I find out who you are, I am going to choke you to death with your own balls or cunt lips, depending on your gender.

You are the lowest form of SHIT on the face of the earth!

@66 Fucking malicious piece of shit....you have to sleep sometime. And when you do, I'll be there to rip off your head and piss down your throat.

Good Lord...
My only qualm with this girl known as Ashlee Simpson having her nip slip advertised I have is...who cares! Is she even a celebraty anymore? As I was reading star magazine I was wondering this about her as well as Tara Reid...I think if you are that young but have not done anything with your career for a year or more...your done! your done and your not allowed to be considered famous.

@66 Seriously, you have nothing better to do then read shit other places and then bring it here? What a fucking piece of shit you are. I would love to cut you all over your fucking body and pour bleach in every fucking cut. Then I would tie you to the back of my bumper and drag you all over the fucking place to show what happens to motherfuckers like you that piss me off. After that, if you were still alive, I would cut you into just enough pieces that we could still tell who you are, and mail you to your family. Let them see what a piece of fucking dung they WERE related to. Hopefully this will stop the retards you call family from making any more fucking babies. If it doesn't, I'll do the same to them. FUCK YOU, you ignorant shit pile..........

Justme- You fucking coward racist, you're included in all of this, FUCK OFF!!!!!! You're not funny and never have been. I may say some shit joking around, but you take it to fucking far. Fucking klan faggot. I hope you get raped repeatedly by a huge African American and he slits your throat when he's finished.............

who is danielle?

Well I'm out, but before I leave for the night I have to tell you #66 that you are sick and you better figure your fucking self out before you become a serial killer or something. Seek help quick Fucker. You are an Online Stalker.
Just so everyone here on the Fish knows. There are extremely sick fucking Stalkers here. Having fun and teasing or picking on eachother is okay. But there is someone on here who has crossed the line and hurt someone a lot.
Hey Superficial Man- Nice Fuckers you got on here.
Like I said people, heed me, be careful who you give your e-mail or anything to on here.

Danielle ain't nothing compared to what's lurking here. People who know me know I don't get mad at jack shit. But this Trolling shit is becoming serious. Just be careful people.
#66 Your days of this are done Fucker.

#66--

Are you truly that fucking stupid? I mean, come ON... I understand that you're still having some gender confusion and perhaps daddy feeling you up daily didn't help, but you need to be bigger than that.

I offer as an alternative, however, the "Thelma and Louise" option: all you need is a car and the Grand fucking Canyon.

Who the hell is moderating these comments? I thought we were supposed to be commenting on celebrities, not hating on other posters, posting under other IDs, generally stirring up the shit cauldron. This used to be a fun site but it has jumped the shark big time.

#66: You suck, troll!

The superficial SUCKS.

I concur... The Superficial Sucks Wicked Cock... Along with 66...

I think I'm missing something folks, what did this a-hole do?

What did #66 do?

Oh, and battling over the internet is like competing against a ten-year-old in a footrace: even if you win, you still look stupid. Pretty funny stuff, though.

@ 97 & 98

Well, let's see... #66 went off-site and dug up some personal information on another regular poster here, and proceeded to use it against her. In effect, stalking this poster.

What did #66 do?

Oh, and battling over the internet is like competing against a ten-year-old in a footrace: even if you win, you still look stupid. Pretty funny stuff, though.

66. My farts smell better than your breath.

#66 - I don't know the whole story behind why your post made PrettyBaby so irate, but sounds like most of us (myself included) stand by her against you & your stalking ways. You're just wrong & you should be ashamed to call yourself an oxygen-breathing creature.

So on behalf of all of PrettyBaby's friends here, please take a long slow suck on the snotty end of a herp-infested, shit encrusted fuckstick and then drive into a concrete highway barrier at a high reate of speed. You're lower than a maggot feeding off of a pile of cow manure somewhere in the wilderness of Montana. You don't deserve to type a single word on this site, you crunchy cumsicle!
BTW - fucking stalkers love the cock!

rate, not reate
Unless it's #66 eating shit over again. re-ate.

#66 and theSuperficial sucks donkey ass!!

#99: Well-deserved flaming, then--that's some evil shit.

Awesome!!!

Ouch, that is pretty fucked up, and it's funny how these trolls ALWAYS start with a bug up their asses 'cause they claim WE are sick.

Hope you get sodomized with the brazilian fire ant infested trunk of a mighty oak you stalking piece of excrement. And your mother too.

It would serve you well to get on the game Fishdoode, you get a lot of traffic, more than other sites, yet you don't seem to care when things get out of control.

I didn't know eagles had nipples.

A fence is useless if the fox is already in the henhouse

she'll blame her band and acid reflux for this of course, when she should really be blaming her mother, father, and overall shitty gene pool.

I drove home with my nipple out. Why don't that post that?

My dick is useless if no one will ever touch me.

boo-fucking-hoo...say hello to karma, hypocrites:

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/paris_hilton_hooks_up_with_tra.html

73. Posted by jrzmommy on September 11, 2006 5:45 AM

just read Sara Jean the Lilac Queen's link. I love people who plaster thier lives, inner-thoughts and beliefs for the world to see, even provide a link into it WHILE they ridicule us for exercising OUR freedom of speech by bashing mirror kissing celebrities, and then cry like a bitch when they get made fun of. She's just pissed because she got speared by her own stingray...to keep it current. People who live in glass houses, ever hear of that, oh enlightened one?

Stalking. HA! This chick lives in a fantasy world. She wants to be a celebrity so badly that she now considers what amounts to getting her ass handed to her in a thread war stalking. Mmm hmmm, and all those cars ahead of me on the road this morning were my diplomatic escorts!! yep. Because I'm so fucking important. At least I am when I'm delusional.

Ashlee looks so generic since her surgery.
The nipple thing isn't a big deal, it happens *shrug*

#66 I'm not too sure what you did, but it seems that it was quite off sides...

She started to sing and her top tried to escape!

**crickets chirping**

That was gold folks, gold.

... and I had forgot about her for so long ...

http://www.
1000s of game cheats for PS3, Wii, Xbox360 and PSP

#113 - Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap... Ass Troll... does that make you clever? I mean really, anyone can google or spend hours searching for the perfect potentially embarassing tidbit to get their rocks off. The problem is, you failed! Yet again. No one's a hypocrite, we all know the downfalls of posting personal information. If you seriously think that (a) any of that was true or (b) that you've managed some sort of coup, you're as mistaken as Ashlee thinking she has a singing career or that it's normal for 22 year olds to still sleep with their dads. What will you do now? Please, come after me again. I can't wait for all of the idiotic posts under stupid names saying how many goats I fuck or how I think I'm so fucking cool (I am you know... or you wouldn't be all over me like your dad was on you as a toddler). Infighting amongst posters here is common and often funny. You're just sadly pathetic.

Life must suck to be this consumed by a pissing match. Great Scot, child, get a hobby!

And besides, you still live in a camper in Maine with a husband named Damien that looks like a muskrat and nothing is gonna change that.

Hey, Salty and Walrus........GAH!!! *wink wink*

117. Save your applause, retarded cock whore. This may be too much for your tiny primitive brain to comprehend, but I am not the only one here who posts stuff you don't like. I believe that there are at least 4 posters who regularly post as RichPort, for that matter.

On another note, when are you planning to revive your Hannakuh Harry act? I find it absolutely pathetic, yet amusing, that you flame users for "hiding", and then proceed to shamelessly plug yourself as another poster, cunt.

I'll be waiting for your 10 post rant about fucking boys in the ass and kicking puppies, and the slurry of posts from wedgeone offering to felch your asshole after BigJim deposits a load, ... not that I will read them ( as they are never original or interesting ), but I'm sure you will be compelled to post them.

"Son, poor, stupid and lazy is no way to go through life."

Ass Troll - I never post as anyone but myself. Sorry to burst your cum bubble. Now, I know that bitches like yourself can't comprehend how anyone could have actual balls and be willing to take their lumps, but I'll just leave your demise to Darwinism and communicable disease. If I'm not interesting (and really let's be honest, I really am fucking interesting), why even bother giving me a virtual blow job day after day? The whole reason you post as us is precisely because we are interesting, or else you wouldn't bother. And let's face it: you read EVERY post. Every one of them. You have nothing to say about the celebs ever, just about those of us you aspire to be. And I think the consensus is you're even funny when you try.

uuuhh, what the fuck is happening????

Geez, I meant to put a not in that last sentence... must have forgotten it since I was thinking of tying one around your fucking neck.

Biatcho, Ass Troll is attempting (and failing) to out what he thinks are someone's personal issues. Much like his attempt to socialize with humans, he's failed again.

#113...WAY too much free time. Your post just screams "I'm fat, ugly, lonely, and unemployed" Jesus...you're pathetic. Go lose a couple pounds, make a friend, and get a job...start practicing "Can I supersize that for you?"

You know what's scary...she actually kinda looks like Kate Huson from that angle..

Damn RichP, this shit is getting out of control. FYI: Lesbianesque is reporting myself & notanicegirl and plans on "clipping our nuts" so we get banned from this site forever. A dyke can dream!

Biatcho, some people just don't know how to have fun. Join us at Ferrets. We may not be as mean there as we are here, but it's pretty fucking funny. Unlike Lesbianesque or Ass Troll. I wish them both nooses and throngs of Shiites screaming "Moktada! Moktada!", all recorded on a cheap camera phone and posted on YouTube.

I'm proud that our ascent to power has inspired you to pull back from the brink of fearful over-reaction, and refrain from giving up basic internet freedoms. In the end, your struggle was noble (albeit flavored with Chicken Little).

#128 Isn't she so sad? She took my comments way too personally--makes me wonder why! I think she's just mad because everyone hates her & even god thinks she's a cunt!

Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in.

(Nicely done, 113, Bert Blyleven would be impressed.)

#132 - Funny, that's what my dick kept saying when I was boning Ass Troll's mom... dude, you should your tongue out of his (your) ass, I hear he doesn't wipe...

This shot looks suspiciously staged.

And even wet, Ashlee's hair looks really thin. Especially on top.

Is it really considered a nipple "slip" if the owner of said nipple is pulling her top down deliberately?
Sure looks that way to me.
Maybe her fat brunette buddy dared her to or threatened her with a hoedown.

PS Love the Shaggy nipple shield, Superfish.

Is it really considered a nipple "slip" if the owner of said nipple is pulling her top down deliberately?
Sure looks that way to me.
Maybe her fat brunette buddy dared her to or threatened her with a hoedown.

PS Love the Shaggy nipple shield, Superfish.

Is it really considered a nipple "slip" if the owner of said nipple is pulling her top down deliberately?
Sure looks that way to me.
Maybe her fat brunette buddy dared her to or threatened her with a hoedown.

PS Love the Shaggy nipple shield, Superfish.

Is it really considered a nipple "slip" if the owner of said nipple is pulling her top down deliberately?
Sure looks that way to me.
Maybe her fat brunette buddy dared her to or threatened her with a hoedown.

PS Love the Shaggy nipple shield, Superfish.

Is it really considered a nipple "slip" if the owner of said nipple is pulling her top down deliberately?
Sure looks that way to me.
Maybe her fat brunette buddy dared her to or threatened her with a hoedown.

PS Love the Shaggy nipple shield, Superfish.

Sorry for the multiple posts. The site kept telling me it hadn't posted, and it didn't show up until all FIVE appeared at once.

what is she doing

Oh jeez, not these lame-ass trolls again. When will it STOP?? Please, IT'S NOT FUNNY, or in any way interesting. It's just sad. I'm sorry that you have no friends, and need to troll a freaking website to get the attention you obviously so desperately need, but it's not my problem, and stop punishing everyone else for your fucked-up, sad, lonely life. If you have problems, go to a fucking therapist, don't bring that lame-ass shit here. Nobody cares. So, please stop...PLEASE. Really, it's tired, played-out, unfunny, lame, pointless, and stupid. Get a fucking hobby or something, showing the world what a pathetic loser you are is NOT an acceptable hobby. Perhaps knitting would be more therapeutic...if not, i don't really fucking care, just go the fuck away al-damn-ready.

#142 Can I crash at your mom's apartment tonight, tsarina. jrzmommy won't let me stay with her, some shit about "size does matter", and she doesn't like the way I've been looking at jrzjunior. And you know that biatcho has those huge ass-craters in her couch, I just can't get comfortable. A 300 pound woman and a strap-on don't make for a good night's sleep, ...

Danielle has some serious problems.
Posted by danielle on January 4, 2007 1:09 PM

@59. What are you, a saint of all saints? Damnit..i mean "darn" your royal princess of fairies and gumdrops. I don't need to explain anything to your ignorant ass..."butt"...sorry about that.

Can I just ask what "royal princess of fairies and gumdrops" means? Cuz, honey, if a girl's a princess, that automatically makes her royal. And did you think that gumdrops come from a magic land full of exciting new candy you can stuff your face with? Sorry to shatter your young illusions, but that land doesn't exist. It's just the mental hospital assistants don't like to tell you so.

Oh my god. RichP's troll is sooo smart! How did you know I was 300 pounds? Now I know why my male friends have been calling me the Irish Bombshell all these years. Thanks for totally clarifying that.

It was an inside joke. They think you look like somebody who got too close to an IRA carbomb.

*sigh*....well, I gave it my best shot. Sorry it didn't do any good (not that I really expected it to, but it was worth a shot). I miss the old Superficial, where shit like this was pretty much limited to once in awhile, not constantly, every goddamn day, in every goddamn thread....*sigh*. I still love most of you guys though, which is why I stay, even with the boring assed trolls ruining this place. You know who you are....

@143-

Now, now, I don't have an apartment, don't you know that being a female poster on the Superfish, I MUST be at least 200 lbs, and live in a basement or trailer park? Oh, and I must also be unemployed too...

I'd hit it.

what the hell is she even doing here? shes a NOBODY! she released like two shitty songs.. wow, big deal.

she sucks!

yeah, everyone was waiting for that

wow, that doesn't even register on the excitement meter