how to make this funny?

That's a bummer.

She looks a bit scary here.

she didn't ask Brad to do it, but Angelina and James Haven made out, just for old time's sake.

umm...

now that mum is out of the picture, and dad was always a dead-beat anyway, there's no shame in finally releasing that earth-shattering sex tape...

i think such a sex tape would end global warfare, stop world hunger, eradicate global warming, and cure cancer. mom would be proud!

yeah nothing funny about losing your mom!

Still stupid people saying stupid stuff

shes a beautiful woman period

At least she's still got dear old dad to look up to.

angie and her bro made out, brad got turned on and started to beat off, then accidentally kicked out the cord to mom's ventilator when he started to cum, in the process arc-skeeting her now lifeless eyes shut. it was beautiful moment they will treasure forever.

Ryan Seacrest is a tool. Now he knows why she was in a bad mood on the Red Carpet.

Oh Great,

Since she was starting to lose steam on her "Angelina Jolie, Look at me, Adoption tour!"

Now we'll have to see a whole bunch of interviews with her for the next year about how big an influence on her her mother was, what a great person blah blah blah....

Am I the only one that remembers the 6 month long Grief-In that Gwenyth Paltrow held for publicity after her father died?

http://www.usatoday.com/life/2003-10-13-paltrow_x.htm

Oh, and for all of you planning on writing something like "This website is usually about funny stuff and some of the stars deserve what they get on here, but how can you say anything about that wonderful woman in her time of pain etc..... Will it save you typing timeif I just admit right now that I'm a dick?

Wait.. is now the wrong time to mention I'd like to ejaculate on her face?

Looks like the voodoo doll she's been using against her dad misdirected.

I heard that at her mom's deathbed, Angie promised to honor her by naming the next color swatch - I mean, adopted child - "Metastasis".

People who make fun of the dead suck.

paris sex tape controversy at crabbie's

wtf superfish? we all know you aren't as funny as you used to be.. but seriously, this is just tasteless.

Ah, I'm not going to say anything mean about somebody's mom dying of cancer. I don't need that karma. But I will say this: don't feed venus fly traps cheetos. They don't like it.

You guys have it all wrong. It was Brad who was making out with Angie's brother. Angie was using a strapon on Brad. It was then that her mom lost the will to live. She was actually in remission. (And yes, Angie went ATM on both of them before realizing that mom had stopped saying "for the love of God please stop." Finally they called for the nurse, who stopped at the door and said "so who needs to be examined?" boom-chicka boom-chicka boom-chicka...)

Way over the line with the attempted humor on this post. Reduce your lithium dosage

I am truly sorry her mom has passed, but most of all I'm sorry her mom had to suffer so.

I too lost my mom recently after a seven year battle with cancer. It's horrible.

However, after watching AJ for some time and having once been a fan until she began to think of herself as the sexy Mother Theresa, I can't help but think she's a little relieved that all the sympathy coming her way will push out all that talk of a "backlash."

Way over the line with the attempted humor on this post. Reduce your lithium dosage

Lesbianesque Angelina Diatribe coming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.................

There's never a wrong time for that, Rich.

Aww!That's really sad for Angelina and her kids!Brad must be also very sad i think,maybe he indeed fulfilled her last possible request?With her dentures like a mousetrap connected to his tongue.He'll have a last sweet memory of this woman.

Maybe your mommie will die of brain cancer. And then we'll go "Ahhhh! That explains everything!"

#10 Darnit Rich- I was GONNA say- Is it a bad time to mention how I would like to squirm allover Brad and make him look like a glazed donut??

Will you post your own Mother's DEATH notice so we can laugh at YOU asshole?

I won't say anything about her mother dying. That's sad. Even weird, overrated, attention-whores need their mothers.

Oh Great,
Since she was starting to lose steam on her "Angelina Jolie, Look at me everybody, Adoption tour!"

Now we'll have to see a whole bunch of interviews with her for the next year about how big an influence on her her mother was, what a great person blah blah blah....
Am I the only one that remembers the 6 month long Grief-In that Gwenyth Paltrow held for publicity after her father died? Yeah, 6 months of her trying to convince us that she didn't have a mixture of Tar and Ice-Water in her veins.

It was almost as bad as the Jen/Brad Jen/Vince poor little lost girl, articles.

Oh, and for all of you planning on writing something like "This website is usually about funny stuff and some of the stars deserve what they get on here, but how can you say anything about that wonderful woman in her time of pain etc..... Will it save you typing time if I just admit right now that I'm a dick?

#24 Glazed donut? Wow those are thick secretions, you might want to get that checked out. Might be ovarian cancer. Lotta that going around right now.

Really do we really need to be so bloody nasty.
Jesus, her Mother has just died and all you can do is be totally rude and ridiculous!
I really like your site, but at times, it is just un-necessary b***sh*t!

Somehow Angelina always manages to upstage Jennifer Aniston.

(25)Like i already said although i think in an indirectly way.My thought are with Angelina and her family.

(32)I mean"thoughts" ofcourse.

Brad is so clueless sometimes! I read that right when he entered the hospital room, he said "Mommy [that's what he called her] you look so sad! What's eating you?"

Pretty fucked up to joke about death. As far as I know, the woman lived a pretty quite life and even if Angelina or James weren't her kids the least she deserves is respect.

Superfish, this is wrong on so many levels. I'd expect garbage like this on Perezhilton.

now we know why she was such a bitch at the GGs

i love u angie <3

Seriously, let's talk about something else, something not as controversial........like..........Anna Nicole's parenting skills and her son dying.

::In a Nelson (from the Simpsons) laugh::

Ha Haaaa!!!!

I just want to send my condolences to Angelina, Brad, Maddox, Shiloh, and Shakira ... ummm ... Shahira...is it Shakira or Shahira? Anyway, my thoughts go out to you in this difficult time, I know this will make Angie's mental problems much worse. But her mom, Marchelene, she was always a classy woman, and very strong. No blowjobs. That was her rule. Angie hates me for it, but I had to leave, any man would under those conditions. I hope she's gobbling Brad every chance she gets, if she wants to keep him! It sure worked with her brother, look how close those two are. Anyway, Marchelene was a great woman, she deserved better. Yes to anal and no to blowjobs, I could never figure that out. Strange girl. Inverted nipples. That one was a big surprise. But I was young and in love, so I didn't mind. Farewell, Marchelene! It was too short, but you lived a good life! Two wonderful children are your legacy. Along with incest and neurosis. And no blowjobs.

One, two.......AHHHHHHH FREAK OUT!

>now we know why she was such a bitch at the GGs

Really?

Her mother didn't get that sick overnight, I promise you,yet AJ moved her family half way across the country just weeks before the poor lady passed away. I wouldn't have taken a day trip ten miles away during my mothers last days. All of which means she was nowhere near her mother when she was really needed, when her presence would have been most comforting. Who was taking care of her mother, giving her her meds, helping her to the bathroom, making sure she was comfortable? Hired nurses? She could have put off the move for a few months, but nooooooo, AJ must have what AJ wants when she wants it, to hell with even her own mother.

who cares. shes hot, you dont need excuses when you're that goodlooking.

shame on you fucks for writing the sick shit you did here

and shame on me for laughing out loud at a couple of them

and thanks #10 for the link of paltrow - i vaguely remember that grief-tour now
since i automatically skip EVERY SINGLE article or mention of her, i almost forgot how ugly she is

#41 Angelina came to LA recently. Maybe she came when her mom called and told her she was sick. You don't know exactly what happened ie when she worsened, how severe it became how quickly etc. Her brother was probably there too.

#10 I'm sure when people that love you die you don't feel a thing. Oh wait, no one loves you. Nevermind.

This is a fest of tastelessness.

People chill out really.

kinda sad, especially for the kids

www.carpemundus.com - RIP

#44 - actually i'm pretty tasty (it was a very spicy last-ditch chemo).

This site is way too ready to turn emo on a moment's notice. It's like the death of a complete stranger, who happens to be related to an incredibly annoying self-congratulatory bitch, has pierced your hearts like a stingray's tail. Crikey!

#29 Thank you Good Doctor, I am perfectly healthy in every way, as you know....

this is funny? i hope no one ever does this to you when your parents die. sad.

Wow, when you bomb, you bomb huge. This one wasn't even close to funny. Lazy lazy. Stupid, too.

It's too bad that Angie is so unlikable that even the passing of her mom generates little sympathy from the public. Can she really not know what the image is she's projecting? God speed Angie's mom, whoever you were...

Come on Guys- I am sure everyone would send their sympathies to her and her family. I can't resist the urge to make sexual innuendos about Brad Pitt,that is all ;).

I case I need to be reminded where all the sad, tasteless, pathetic people are in the world , all one needs to do is read the comments. Really folks, what happened in your lives that have made you all so bitter. Another human-being dies and within hours - a bunch of tabloid freaks writing things that are so f**king sad, it makes me wonder what the hell is going on and what is with the world!

Angelina's mom was fighting cancer for years, so her death didn't come as a shock. Or at least not as much of a shock as walking back into the hospital room and catching Brad offering Maddox $20 to eat out of grandma's colostomy bag.

Ahh, yes, even home wrecking, husband stealing, vial of blood wearing crazies like Angelina need their moms. We're all just venom spewing assholes because we don't automatically feel as though Angelina is now "special" or moreso "forgiven for being a whore" just because her mother died, as all our mothers have or will.

# 47 - I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that name. But, ultimately, laughing wins.

#55 ~ RichPort,

Good stuff. Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!! Holy shit, I'm not going to be able to stop the sudden outburts of uncontrollable laughter with that visual now, am I?

#54 - so it's reading this thread that makes you wonder what the hell is going on with the world? You kinda missed the headlines about stuff like car bombs, torture, genocide? Go read about that stuff and get upset. Then come back here to be a snarky heartless fuck at the expense of celebs (and sometimes other commenters).

~"outbursts"~ durrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I don't know what an out"burt" is, but it sounds like something that could very possibly be floating in grandma's colostomy bag!

Are you people seriously retarded? Making fun of someone who has just lost their mother... that's just wrong. Don't cross that line.. it's just not funny, you assholes.

you guys should seriously get help and then perhaps a LIFE.
The next time you make mistakes, and it is reported around the world - oh not too mention the fact that you give millions away to people who need it...unless you happen to know them personally...SHUT THE F**k up...Seriously, what kind of people are you writing this kind of crap. What kind of warped mind thinks of this shit.
Regardless of AJ shortcomings...shit we all have them...I think she 'appears' to be 10 times the person any of you freaks will ever hope to be. STOP being so freaking nasty...jesus we got a bloody war going on, drugs are messing up our kids and we are writing this kinda crap...hell of a lesson on a Monday morning...never to visit this site again!

#60 - making fun of someone who just lost their mother isn't funny? Since when? BTW - for someone who finds it so appalling...you certainly took time out of your undoubtedly important day to read through 59 posts before trying to give the rest of us a verbal spanking, now didn't you? If you're so discusted, you can turn away. As a matter of fact, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

#61 you'll be missed. your clever wit made me laugh on a dreary Monday workday, thank you. (don't let the back button hit you on the ass on the way out)

59--an Out Burt is the act of outing a Sesame Street character's sexual orientation.

# 61 et al - please see comment # 62. It hurts my wrist to re-write everything and I hate to be redundant.

Hail, Angelina, the Queen of Cunts!

#51...well said. pretty sick, actually. so not funny.

#64 - Oh, I KNEW it!!! I just knew it sounded familiar!

Please visit Lesbianesque's website for the virtual candlelight vigil for Angelina, you bleeding heart crybabies.

Revelation revealed to me psychically- JLG will return to the Fish.

You people complain about the things posted here, yet you continue to come back for more. Pathetic.

I whipped up a batch while looking at pictures of the dead mother.

60 and Friends.....are we all bastard people and you're going to go home now and bite your pillow?

"It must've been pretty cool for her to have died with Brad Pitt at her bed. As a last request she should've asked to tongue kiss him or something. I would've said "do it with her" but let's try and keep her final moments classy". i agree with some of the others. this is written on the website, not from dumb commentary. check me outta here as well. too bad, i thought this was a good site. some line you just don't cross. gross. cancel my sign-in, please.

jesus we got a bloody war going on, drugs are messing up our kids and I'M OUT OF FUCKING LIP BALM! CRISIS MODE!!! I'm out of Burts Bees! GAHAHAHHAAHAHA

You bunch of low life idiots. Cancer is nothing funny. You think she cares what you guys have to say? NO. You think someone who recently loss a loved one and, unfortunately gets to read all your stupid comments care? YES. Get a life and laugh at funny things instead of being hard and stupid.

*crickets*

You people shoud be ashamed of yourselves!!! This is a terrible tragedy, and you're making jokes. Shameful! And for those of you who continue to question Angelina's behavior for some reason, just know that she was with her mother at the end, comforting her. In fact, she rushed through another African baby adoption so her mother could have something to snack on during her last days, when her appetite was almost gone due to all the chemo. Tender, juicy dark meat...ummmmm. Angelina is truly an angel!

74-Ghouliasmella--(how's that for stupid?) Fuck off.

76 - I insulted someone here!!! Truth hurts!

I meant "77"

Come on--you didn't insult me, I just think your bleeding heart bull shit is annoying. And I think I'd like to make you my bitch today.

Can you put on this ball-gag and zipper head cover please and climb into this box, Ghoulia?

#78 Holy shit- ya gotta come up with something a little nastier Sweetie, jrz can eat you alive.

I am laughing here.. nothing to be mean about! who the fuck is jrz anyways?

#83 Just a friendly girlscout from the neighborhood.

If I was your bitch, you would be crawling back to your mommy with a dry bag in between your legs! You can't take me dear!!!

oh my god...your right whoever you are...I just keep coming back -to see how sad, how very low and pathetic other humans can really be....I shake my head...I am truly ashamed of all of you....
Instead of trying to outdo each others tasteless, sad words....why not just one thing nice said and then move on. Are you all in a jail somewhere? Has someone stolen your children, killed your family, robbed you of everything...where does this mean shit come from?
Do you personally know AJ? Has she done something to you....
In just a moment of fulfilling my need of celebrity gossip, I have realized that seeing those above comments makes me sick to see why the world is so f**ked up - because of the likes of you people...because you guys must have friends, family, children, and I am sure that you are doing your duty and spreading your "love" around!
There, go on, have a field day with these comments.

#74 "being hard and stupid" = Mr. Right

87 - you seem to know them all here!!! I don't care about the idiots trying to insult people... I just come here to laugh a bit and entertain.

Peace girl!

please, everyone, forgive JLG...it's just the AIDS cocktail talking.

How come the Croc Hunter and Robert Altman got respectful Superfish write-ups and Angie's mom didn't? Uncool.

A dry bag? What's a dry bag, Ghoulia. Does DanYELL have one? If DanYELL has a dry bag then for God's sake, I want one--a pink one.

Ghoulia, does your boyfriend eat a lot of celery?

#78 Hey BabyTroller! It's been awhile.. I wondered if you'd finally quit. Yeah, your right about one thing- A Hard man = Mr. Right. But stupid- nahh. I like smart ones, like you.
Juliabella- Have fun here then,...Enjoy!

#88 Gee, then you're 0 for 2 today, huh?

#91- jrz-- Ha! Watch that celery cosumption.

consumption I mean :(

#44 lalalemon

Ahhhhhh, yes, your anger and dirision tastes so good. As for weather or not I'd feel something if somebody I loved dies...well of course I would, MY mother deserves to have people mourn her passing when it happens. She, unlike Angies mom did NOT raise an uber-needy self agrandizing holier than thou freak, she merely raised a smart-assed dick.

Ghoulia, if you come here to laugh then why are you getting so high and mighty on us? You strike me as someone who has an enormous stick up your ass. Or is that part of your entertainment for us? Ghoulia the Stick in the Ass Woman........See how she sneers with the large stick wedged between her buttocks.....watch as she passes judgement on the Superfishers as she waddles across the stage with the large stick poking her in the keester!

I think you think I am someone else here!!! WHO THE FUCK IS DANYELL? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??? LEAVE ME ALONE CHEAPOS.

Cheapos??? I don't get it...Uh... what?
This one is no DanYELL, jrzmommy.

jrzmommysucks

Si tu comprends ce que j'écris chrétin, tu as un peu d'intelligence. Sinon, retourne à l'école et apprends à vivre. Tu ris de moi et on rit de toi alors, je penses que c'es pas mal égal connard!

I don't think you are anyone else but a big life-sized sqeaky toy with an attitude. And I am not cheap--I drink beers that need a bottle opener to open--not the screw off caps, madam. So none of your cheek.

My toys don't squeek. They vibrate!!!

Je comprends que vous et moi vous pensez odeur.

#100 Tais-toi, pour l'amour de Dieu.

#100 You should use your linguistic powers to make up a lovely poem for your gal Angelina. And add a nice comment about Brad in there, would ya, just for me.

How do you say "dry bag" in French?

Y'a une couple de personnes ici qui pense parler fraçais!! j,vous perds en moins d'une seconde gang d'estie d'cave!!!

103- non sens

Hey, gang, Ghoulia can make an asshole out of herself in TWO languages!! Woo hoo! You really are entertaining!

jrzmommy...
Are you seriously someone's mommy?

105 - No time to waist on that! She is gorgeous, sexy and a good mother (from what I see) but not wort the time it takes to put down something that makes sens and that sounds lovely... sorry!

Juliabella is a great name for a pet. Did I mention I hate the fucking French? Goddamn surrender monkeys... everything French fucking sucks... the language, the food, the lack of military skill... everything. The only thing that could make damnYELL worse is if she was French. Pussy frog fuckers...

#57 - I'm glad you like my troll. Its planning on taking my act on the road...

#100 Aussi, c'est "crétin". Salope.

How do you say "I'm the last French man on Earth and I'm terminally ill" in French? Does it sound anything like the English for "Fuck You, you French pussies!"?

How do you say "Sheep" in French? Oh...wait....that would be The French.

STOP FIGHTING!!!

Jrz, I thought the French word for French was faggot. You know, like Faggot Toast, Faggot Fries...

hahaha...memories...

#115 - No one's fighting Wally... what we have here is a good old fashioned gangbang...

It's so easy to make you guys write anything... I feel superior to you!!! Mind you my dog is superior to you! Rich port, where do you think I am from? Fucking France or somethin? I eat the same food like you, I have the same military idiots like you and I even piss on the same public toilets like you!! I am just smarter to know two languages!!! And to be able to enjoy other community,s food!!! YOU SUCK!

#110 Julia, sweetie, it's "waste". Waist is "taille", comprends-tu? As for the rest, you're on your own.

#119 So is "waist" being smarter than us in 2 languages, too?

It's like, SJTLQ, only with a French accent.
Speaking of French accents, Sexxy speaks lovely French.

EXCUSE MOI LA DICTIONNAIRE ICITTE. JE TAPE VITE ET NE REGARDE PAS AVANT DE FAIRE POST... J'AI COMME AUTRES CHOSE À FAIRE QUE DE CORRIGER DES NIAISERIES PAUVRE PIOCHE.

#122 Merci buckets, ma p'tite chou.

"I eat the same food like you, I have the same military idiots like you and I even piss on the same public toilets like you!!"

Only an ESLer could have imaginated that one folks... (since we're making up words and shit)... there are no public toilets in the US, unless you're a construction worker. Why do French people say "Hi" with both hands hoisted overhead? I'll never get that.

#115- Is that you Wally? What up?

there's nothing lamer than an internet spell-checker "fight". fuck this - let's all go to ferret's!

We don't do that?!?! How do you call a toilet in a restaurant???

The gift of bilingulism is such a waist on the wrong person. I mean waste. Well, if she wears a translation device....on her... then it is on her waist...no.....well......nevermind...

You eat foods from another community? do you ask first if it's okay or do you just barge in with your big gums and French accent and take everyone's food? And then to they chase you with pitchforks and torches back to the swamp?

How do I call a toilet in a restaurant? I say, YO! POTTY, COME HERE!

"How do you call a toilet in a restaurant???"

Fucking foreigners... It's "WHAT do you CALL A toilet in a restaurant"... and the sign at the door clearly says for patrons only... not public. I understand... I hear the French pee just about anywhere, though it usually ends up in Ass Troll or Wally's mouth.

#128 "Bonjour, M. de Toilette". C'est facile.

Jrz, are you calling her Grendel?

Oh, I know what's the name for a toilet in a restaurant... an american trone!!!

Fuck off jerks.

Yes, I am calling her Grendel. Or is that Grendle? Or did I just say salt shaker in en francais?

130- pretty funny!

Um...........Rich, would you like dibs on the T-R-O-N-E thing?

jrz, she's far too busy to go back and correct her posts for such silliness, didn't you know?

Shit! Time flies when you're having a gangbang. Now I'm late for my psychotherapy appointment. Have fun with Ghoulia while I'm gone.

Jrz, I use a French woman's face as my TRONE... isn't that how they say it in Jamaica?

Sexxy, and far too intelligent. She speaks TWO whole languages, you know. Not properly, but she gives 'em her best shot.

No no no, Wally, Time flies when you have NO FRIENDS!!! silly trolls, always wanting to be included on shit.

jrz, "best shot" is what Rich is gonna give her...

He did have a pineapple and celery salad for lunch, sexxy. Ghoulia is in for a real treat today.

Let's teabag the corpse.

I'll be waiting!!! If this is what a gangbang is, bring it on for breakfast and lunch. I don't feel a thing!

I'm actually glad I am getting all this attention here!! First time on the site and already number 1!!! Talk bad about, talk good about I don't care... you're talking about me!

Sorry, #111, it's so hard to keep track of the trolls. Now I was sure yours had its name linked to a gay website - I feel for it once - uggghhh!!! Now I see there must be more! Such a shame, too, it was kinda funny too. Colostomy bag.

jrzmommy is going to a psychotherapist? That would explain a lot, you've got serious problems. You should switch to a better therapist.

Seriously...jrzmommy...
are you really someone's mommy?

And you go ahead and keep telling yourself that, too, dear, retarded little Ghoulia.

We have a friend named Wally who can teach you an interesting trick that you should try. Trouble is ---you can only do it once if you do it right. It involves a shot gun and your big toe. Are you up for the challenge?

Juliasmellesque-

Shut the fuck up with your bullshit. Nobody gives a fuck about you, your thoughts, opinions, feelings, etc. You are just another cunt trying to be annoying in not one but two languages. Wow. Now go shave your stinky hairy pits and invest in something we here in America like to call deodorant.

#147 - You're starting to sound like the end of Scarface... where's Tony Montana is so hopped up on yayo he stands there getting swiss-cheesed screaming "Ees dat all ju got? Ay can take eet!"

Hint: the spelling is phonetic there, you smelly French fish (sorry to be redundant). Your English-a-lator won't work there.

#152 - hahahahahahaha

Juliabella braids her armpit hair and bathes bi-weekly. True story.

JLG--are you really asking me again? You great big fucking crybaby.

ok- I did not write 149...don't know how that got posted...considering I am the only one here?...BUT jrzmommy...ARE YOU SOMEONE'S MOMMY?

JLG - Isn't it a hoot when people say they're leaving, then don't? I thought you were better then the rest of us sick fucks? But I guess the answer to that is, no, you're not better and in fact much, much sicker than the rest of us. Just admit you love it here and all the comments about Angelina and her mother's corpse give you a warm and fuzzy feeling in your nether-region!

I'm having fun but I won't pick on jrzmommy any more, since I see she's a mental patient.

jrzmommy:
Sorry didn't see that you actually answered. But my educated guess would be that I can clearly guess the sad state of little jr's future...geeze Lady do you ever shut up and why the hell are you so f**ken angry??

Oh, and BTW Juliasmella -

Just because you think everyone's laughing at you doesn't mean they're not!

Juliabella, where would I procure one of those fancy pocket translators? I need to know how to say "Juliabella is a fucking twat" in French.

Newbies here don't know about trolling. The abovementioned Wally can fool around with his typekey account and post comments under other people's names....any name, actually. Are you really that fucking stupid on top of everything else that you really believe that someone would say they're late for their psychotherapy appointment? Besides, psychotherapy is a foolish waste of time, anyhow. I prefer Vodka threapy.

JLG - Lemme break it down for you:

It's not Jr's mommy... it's jrzmommy, as in JERSEY MOMMY or as in SHUT THE FUCK UP. Both work about the same.

#162 - my preferred form of therapy also includes either vodka mixed with another form of liquor (say peach schnapps and champagne) OR a bottle of wine PLUS a little of the special green cigarettes with a night cap of xanax. In the end, it's a little pricier than a co-payment, but the sweet, sweet numbing feeling can't be beat.

It might be a foolish waste of time in your case. But it's easy to believe that you are a mental patient. You're so angry at everyone, it's not normal.

JLG-- I can clearly guess that if you have kids they're gonna be whining PC assholes who get swirlies day in and day out with the likes of you being their parent. And I bet they ask the same question over and over and over and over and over and over.....just like you.

165 and 158.... SHUT THE FUCK UP.

167... SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Is the commet thing always like this here?

sol - do you even know anyone with aids...I personally don't or maybe I do...but man-oh-man....grow up!
now:
magickal:Yes- you are right I said I was leaving and I keep coming back to be reminded at the shear stupidity of others...is like watching a really dumb or for some of you dum horror movie that you just can't believe was made.
You folks have spent so much energy and time fighting, being hurtful, in some cases just plain stupid....and the whole second language thing....I can't even begin...
But the good news is for you folks is that tomorrow will bring another day, someone will loose a loved one, innocent people will die, a new born child will have aids and you will all have loads of nasty things to say...so get some sleep or hang in your caves....whatever it is you do.
I will get up and hug my children, perhaps buy someone I don't know a coffee and try and make up just a little bit for what you guys take away.
and ...RichPort - holy cow!
and...jrzmommy....hahahahahaha

No, dear, what's not normal is to tell people how heartless they are on a celebrity bashing website called The Superficial and then try to pass yourself off as superior by speaking French to someone for no reason.

YOU ARE STUPID
VOUS ÊTES STUPIDE
SIETE STUPIDO
USTED ES ESTÚPIDO

BEAT THIS ASSWIPE

Jesus H. Chirst, JLG--Go save Darfur or hold hands across America or race for the fucking cure, but just shut the hell up with you innocent people this and love the children that........good God--please at least tell me you're a chick because if you're a dude then you need to ditch the Birkenstocks and grow a set of cojones, my friend.

JLG's kid's lose their lunch money to bullies everyday. True story.

No, Ghoulia, because that's gay.

If you are a mommy, I feel sorry for your kids. They won't know why you're so angry all the time, and they'll try to do whatever they can to make you not be angry. But it will never work, because there's something wrong with you. I feel sorry for them.

jrzmommy-
You could never be a friend....I would never sink to such depths...
Though I have today...actually wasting my time here....it sure is ugly down here!

I never said anybody was heartless!!! Did I?
The french thing was cause I know how you Americans hate french people. Because of something that happened between french and english, all the french are the same!!! You know what, I am proud to be french!

French from Canada that is.... probably worst for you but much better for me!

French from Canada that is.... probably worst for you but much better for me!

Juliabella, I knew you sounded like a Canadian...:)

Oh, the good old days of trolls...changed my name to avoid them...

Unfortunately, Angie didn't realize that fucking a married man and having his baby out of wedlock would cause her mother to die! Not that stepping on a crack shit, oh no.

Juliabella, I knew you sounded like a Canadian...:)

And if you're a mommy, Ghoulia, then I hope the children didn't get your webbed feet and ridiculous accent. Bad enough the poor little fuckers have to be from Canada...........

You comments about Ms. Jolie's loss confirm my fear that civility is dying, or dead, in our culture. The loss of a loved one is NEVER a topic for ridicule.

rj

JLG
Why is that? My typing errors that seem to be such a big deal here!?!? They're so fucking stupid, it's making me sad!

jrzmommy -
THATS ENOUGH!
What the hell is wrong with you....?
My god....just shut up.

I took a shit in the casket.

No, julia, the "French thing" was because you couldn't cope and needed to show how much superior you were to jrz and others. It was a stupid and pretentious move and you got shotgunned for it, so don't try to make it into something else.
And it's "worse". Jeez, you Quebecoises...

#175 - I feel sorry for YOUR kids, if you have any. They are probably hippy tree hugging little fuck offs who will constantly be wondering through their whole lives why everyone pushs them to the ground, kicks them and calls them sissies. They probably play on the "everyone's a winner" soccer team, too. Because losing isn't "fair". fuck off.

French Canadians taste like rotten fish.

That's what we call sushi here!

F-Sucker

You would never go back if you would try me!!!

Aw, wassa matter--are you getting your Birkenstocks in a bunch, JLG? My goodness, I hope you don't yell at childeren like that. That could crush their little self esteem and make them nervous wrecks being screamed at like that. God, I hope you don't have children, with you going off like that all the time.

Sorry, Charlie.

Hey folks!I wanna tell you something how i think about jrzmommy...Anyone interested?

Go, we're waiting!

Go, we're waiting!

GO

ENOUGH CHILDREN! ENOUGH SMILING! I HAVE SPOKEN!

I HEAR A VOICE COMING FROM DOWN UNDER... SCAAAAAAARRRRRRREDDDDDDDDDDDD.. (not sexybitch, this is not a mistake, I wanted to write it that way... just so you know!)

Juliabella

Please provide pornographic pictures.

You are 18 or older, right?

ok- now I am truly in the coldest depths of society.
jrzmommy- is now trying to make this some sort of international war, jeeze, if anyone I really thought that the people on the east coast would have been a hell of a lot kinder....why clearly I don't know.
Juliabella- don't keep up with her...she is an angry, bitter person, it is not worth the words. I too am Canadian...but I would like to think that our nationality has nothing to do with what we ALL have started here today.
I can't believe what I have witnessed here today...I like you have been wasting my time on a celebrity site only to engage with people who start wars, hurt others, criticize strangers, make fun of the dead and justify their actions....
I am truly amazed.
Shame on all of us!

yeah baby. too classy to do porn...

no that's wrong, jrzmommy is a sri lankan peacemaker, just ask her (if you're having difficulty falling asleep).

JLG
I agree but I am actually having fun at how stupid those people could be. We are 3 girlz here trying to write anything to tic them off. And guess what, It works!!! Change site girl, it's not sane with these people. They always do that. With them, if you have something mean to say, go ahead. If it's intelligent or constructive, shut up or you're gonna get it... this is what ignorance is all about. Make them suffer and see they're reaction after. So easy to laugh at others!

CANADA ROCKS

#202 Oh, cry me a river. Only you would take this so seriously. Get your binkie and grab some padded-cell time.

JLG
I agree but I am actually having fun at how stupid those people could be. We are 3 girlz here trying to write anything to tic them off. And guess what, It works!!! Change site girl, it's not sane with these people. They always do that. With them, if you have something mean to say, go ahead. If it's intelligent or constructive, shut up or you're gonna get it... this is what ignorance is all about. Make them suffer and see they're reaction after. So easy to laugh at others!

CANADA ROCKS

Allright then,i'm still thinking about how to put the pieces together.Because it's pretty amazing for me as well...

sexy bitch

It's funny to see how you answer to people that are not talking to you since the very beginning here!!! Are you a loser??? I think so! when someone is talking to you, raise your hand and wait for them to give the right of speech if not, just shut it. Loser!

sexy bitch

It's funny to see how you answer to people that are not talking to you since the very beginning here!!! Are you a loser??? I think so! when someone is talking to you, raise your hand and wait for them to give the right of speech if not, just shut it. Loser!

#148 - Don't feel bad - I liked the colostomy bag crack also. If that was Rich's troll, he finally learned something of the Force from the real Rich. Anakin is learning quickly.

#167 - Damn ... someone got trolled on their first day.
Anyone speakin' Spanish around here??

#209 So your first time here and you're now the protocol queen? It's an open blog, you idiotic poseur, so I suggest you learn not to double post before you attempt to school anyone else here.

(208)Just kidding guys.I wanted to see your reaction.

hey not so sexybiatch...

go to sleep, time for your little nap!!

@210 In Italia "bella" means beautiful, I seriously think you shoud change it to JuliaBrutta........

should*

Juliabella

Nude pictures will do.

#213 you're a very bad boy. Made me pop a Xanax while waiting. Thanks a lot - my shrink watches my usage like a hawk...

Well good night to everyone. Seriously, this is the Superficial, everyone here fucks around and gets mouthy. Don't take it so personally. I got it too when I posted something in defense of Britney Spears of all people. But then you just learn that its all bullshit. REally.

And Xanax makes me sleepy.

#5 "i think such a sex tape would end global warfare, stop world hunger, eradicate global warming, and cure cancer. mom would be proud!"

I was thinking the opposite actually. Such a tape would more likely increase world hunger on account of all the vomitting it would enduce and all the lost appetites.

Well then be careful driving home, your kids don't want their mommy to die (and we're finally back on topic for the thread). Ok, maybe they do, but I'm sure they feel guilty about that. Poor kids.

Has anyone ever dry-humped a corpse?

Dilemma...I'm not sure what side to favor. Maybe I'll wait for a few more posts and side with the more popular theme.

#223 Brad did, that's why he left Jen for Angie (bing-bong heyooo).

It doesn't certainly doesn't require genius to be an asshole, nor does it require being clever (as RichPort and Spindoc have clearly demonstrated) and it will never be classy to be an asshole. Some subjects aren't funny, are not meant to be funny, can't be made funny and those of you so pathetically desperate to be Big Man On Campus in the Shock Department are a bunch of LOSERS. Jesus! Spindoc can't even spell correctly - why do I even bother?? It's not like any of you would have the balls to admit you're wrong or the courage to do an about-face on this truly wrong posting by Fish. Fish, maybe you're tired and need a vacation. Or two. Hire some help. Some talented help.

HEY HEY HEY
Is nothing fucking sacred here.
I'm the only tree-hugging, Birkenstock wearing "gay" person here.
Find another way to bash this julia chick and JLG
jesus

heeeeeeey now
I just read the shit about the braided armpit hair.......generic bashing, you people are SO incredibly lame, you can't even come up with some original material to bash frenchy
I'm disgusted

Even death is funny to you shitheads, grow up

I thought obnoxious comments "may be removed". Whoever thought that the death of a person was in ANY WAY funny - should be considered an obnoxious comment.

I am not a fan of A.J. but come on people the woman's mother died. Time out. At least for a day.

If I was on my deathbed I'd pray for Brad Pitt to jump my bones. Hopefully her mom at least got to cop a few feels before she passed.

231: i agree

41:u cant be there every waking moment and she has been in LA for at least a month.

i didnt know it was a bad thing to feel sympathy/empathy for someone who's mother dies stranger or not.

I do feel sympathy for Angelina, and sorrow over her mother's death. Fish's comment was way out of line, especially since Angie's mom had suffered quite a long time with her cancer and her sex drive was long gone. Apparently all she wanted was for Brad to dress up one more time as Louis de Pointe du Lac, and pout prettily in his chair in her hospital room, and maybe - maybe - make out just a bit with James, who was dressed as Lestat de Lioncourt. All anybody wanted was to put a smile on her face during her last incontinent days on this mortal plane. Angie was beside herself with grief, and a nurse overheard her at one point muttering to herself "I look absolutely STATELY in my black funeral dress! This should finally nuke all the backlash from that 'blob' interview." What a trooper. It reminds me of when, a year ago, her mom told Angie she had shown "real growth" recently and then her oncologist came in and said all of her mom's tumors had regrown, and they all laughed. But really they were very sad. My thoughts are with them.

Yeah I agree with the majority of the posters on this one, it's pathetic to mock her mother's death, especially because she wasn't old and died of cancer. I had to go through something similar a few years back and it's takes an extremely strong person to deal with a situation like this, so grow the fuck up asshole and try posting things that are actually funny for a change!

seriously. shut the fuck up ( To " i dont know who the hell is posting this bullshits and mockeries " about jolie's mom ... ) - i don't find anything funny about losing the women who gave you LIFE. theres a time for humour and theres a time to keep your mouth SHUT ! fucken dummie ...

magickal is not even a human being. he is a fungal growth that crawled out of a used condom after weeks in a sewer and learned to speak during his fungal pupa stage leaning against the wall of a downtown - way downtown- adult bookstore.

#226 - What the fuck is a woodhorse? Are you dyslexic and really mean horsewood, in which case you're referring to yourself as a huge cock? Or is it like a wooden horse, like the Trojan horse, in which case you're either hiding something nefarious or are calling yourself something that covers a cock? I may be no genius, but the riddle you've out before us certainly proves that you are undeniably clever. You're either a cock... or a cock cover. Amazingly poignant in your brevity. I'm sure you're proud.

For the record, I only said I wanted to ejaculate on Jolie's face.. I said nothing about her dead mama. And I still wanna make her face look like a freshly melted candle. Sue me, she's fucking hot.

GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!

Hey, Italian stallion...
you do know that a Stallion is suppose to have a HUGE dick right??? You're name should probably be piccolo pesce instead...

Juliabella, I wiped my dick in your mop of a hairstyle when you passed out from the gangbang yesterday... you sure are one hairy chick; it was like watching a 70's porno. In short, you bored most of us som much yesterday that you'll likely be yelling at yourself today. Enjoy.

UPDATE RICHPORT IDIOT
French from France use to have pithair... in Canada, we wax, shave and even laser them!!! Time to look around you stinky country low life... we don't eat as much junk as you do and our first priority is not war and money... we enjoy life!

into the hospital room and catching Brad offering Maddox $20 to eat out of grandma's colostomy bag.----this is from RichPort whom I did not describe but rather I described the crusty toilet ring who said the comment was enough to keep him entertained for the rest of his life. You must be so proud, RichPort. Cock cover is more accurate and I am not surprised that the definition you have for my sign-in name is the only one you can think of. Thinking of your cock seems to be your hobby. While my Va-jay-jay has given me some fond times, I do not wear my brains in my underwear. All's fair in love and war but not when someone's parents die.

woody, psycology 101 says RichPorts inability to post anything, on any subject, without mentioning his man meat, or some other foul, disturbing special victims unitesque comment on sex, would indicate that he NEVER gets laid, despite the fact that he's married

horsewood, you are now offically a fucking idiot. We have a few people here that for whatever stupid reason like to post as me, and say all kinds of stupid shit. Trust me I don't need the help. If you wanna call Angie and cry on her shoulder, go for it. I didn't insult her mom, but apparently, I insulted you. That just means it's working. It amazes me the level of ignorance some of you people display... get a dictionary, then look in the H section. When you find 'humor', whack yourselves in the fucking head repeatedly. I don't just do dick posts, though I do do them (heh heh, I said do do). Those are just the ones you remember. Run along now... we have enough idiots here as it is. I'm sorry, I meant to say my dick is so big my naked shadow looks like a fucking camera tripod. Happy?

"into the hospital room and catching Brad offering Maddox $20 to eat out of grandma's colostomy bag.----"

I wouldn't post stupid fucking shit like this, you ignorant fucking moron. Try again.

"I don't just do dick posts" HA! Good one, Rich.

#242 -"our first priority is not war and money... we enjoy life!" - and that's why all you Frenchie Canooks have tried to declare war on your own government for years, in order to secede and create your own sovereign nation of French fagdom.

Julie Bell, just stop it! Montreal is the pit of the St. Lawrence, and Quebec is an embarrassment to your otherwise noble country. God Save the Queen!

PortRich - so now I am supposed to be psychic and know the difference between someone who is pretending to be you and who is really you. Wow. Maybe you have a split personality and your left hand types one reply and then later on the right hand gets mad about it and posts something else and then your brain blames me for not knowing the difference. How about giving me your home telephone number and I will just call you and ask you if you did that last post and of course, you will tell me the truth. and LESBIANESQUE, since you are able to read for content, would you please point out to RichPort that I wasn't complaining about him, I was complaining about the guy (Magickal) who thought he (RichPort) was funny. I tried and it didn't work. What a Maroon.

I loved all the early thread tasteless incest, blowjob and pseudolicious Jon Voigt posts. My fucking abs of steel sides hurt from laughing - #8, 17, & 39 were pricelessly gauche and hilarious.

Stop fighting over this bullshit already and let the poor woman decay in peace!

good to hear she got some bad genes

woody, apparently Ritchie has too much going on, what with all the mult