Jan 8 2007Angelina Jolie thinks she's better than Madonna

Ha

DAMMIT!!

OLD news... OLD pictures...

Maybe you need a NEW hobby.

The funny thing is, the arrogant bitch is wrong. There IS a legal framework for adoption in Malawai, the argument was that MAdonna circumvented it, not that there wasn't one.

Hey Angie, maybe if you every read anything other than a movie script or directions on how to clean a new tatoo you wouldn't sound like such a dumbshit.......still, you must be a good hearted person, you let Billy bob in the back door after all.

Lips!

Now hang on jsut one fine minute. "Brad and I want to continue to adopt, but keeping a big family uses up a lot of money." Is she for real? I guess the 50 odd million dollars they'd have just doesnt quiet cut it for a family of 5. Poor Angelina. Times are tough when you've got Brad to wake up next to every morning and your bank account has more zeros in it then you can count...

She looks kinda scary in that picture.

Now hang on just one fine minute. "Brad and I want to continue to adopt, but keeping a big family uses up a lot of money." Is she for real? I guess the 50 odd million dollars they'd have just doesn't quiet cut it for a family of 5. Poor Angelina. Times are tough when you've got Brad to wake up next to every morning and your bank account has more zeros in it then you can count...

She looks kinda scary in that picture.

Heeeyyyyyy i didn't log that twice. :0(

Damn, is that snear on her face? It's difficult to know for sure when her lips take up 2/3 of her face.

"Brad and I want to continue to adopt, but keeping a big family uses up a lot of money."

Dude. Lots of "normal" people have huge families with upwards of ten kids. How is it that she and Brad Pitt can't afford a big family? They makes tens of millions of dollars per movie!

Is there something against adopting unwanted American children? It's legal! AND, you can probably get any race you want! Instead of visiting a camp in Cambodia, she could pose for photos with homeless children in urban Los Angeles or bring media attention to rural Appalacia. Should she decide that she can afford more children on $10 mill a film.

She can adopt my cock as a tonsil scraper.

@11 - you can get whatever race you want, but the white babies go fast and cost bou-cou$$$ (bad spelling-sorry)

Maybe she's NOT going to turn into Mia Farrow after all..."Brand and I will buy our three children 12 Bugattis each but THAT's IT! We're not made of money, you know!"

FYI - I think she's afraid she's going to blow all her money on junk. (Sorry Angie, but you skinny arms are just too damned skinny for me to believe you anymore...)

well considering that maddox wears $200 paper jeans and $100 vintage rock tees that he can fit for what....a season, yeah it might be expensive to have more.

I can't decide which of these twats is more repulsive.

Wait, I can - it's Angelina.

katie may regret marrying tom at crabbie's

so in other words Jolie is saying she'd rather take the easy route, rather than help change the unfortunate adoption situation in a country such as Malawi ? i'm not a fan of either of these girls, because neither of them has any talent, but at least Madonna's helping pave the way for Malawai's adoption policies to change for the better.

You just KNOW Brad is thinking...."god Damn....another f*&&%$# 3rd world kid to haul around? WTF? And who do I need to blow to get a Venti double-mocha latte espresso here in ....(where the fuck are we now?).....Ethiopia?"

Yeah raising a big family is expensive- for regular people. They both have more money than the regular person so idk where this expensive bullshit is coming up.

she is better than madonna, hands down

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the Gollum is no better than madonna. both bring cameras to their 'charities', publicity whores!

"Angelina Jolie thinks shes's better then Madonna..."

You know what shes right..

I'm sure the reason she can't "afford" more children is due to the approximate $1 million a year she spends on lip gloss..

Tell you what, Brad has fucked that shit ragged. Look at her. She looks way busted.

BTW she didn't say it was expensive or something like that she said it USES up too much money... the amount of money she has to spend on lip balm alone is astronomical

She looks like Mr. Potato Head with those bootlips.

Man, keep those lip jokes coming... I love new, original humor.

Man, keep those lip jokes coming... I love new, original humor.

As inane as her comments are, just remember ... she IS Lara Croft.

And I'd bang Angelina until her head explodes over Madonna and her fake British accent & wrinkly back any day of the week. Remember the Like A Prayer video?

Ye. Madonna knew it :)

Of course she's better than ugly old Madonna.

shes too perfect, in my opinion.
but that comment made her seem cheap even though i have no idea in the world why she would ever worry about money, for the next.. 1000 years.

You people just don't understand. For every kid added to the Jolie clan, there's additional workers they must hire to feed the kid, watch the kid, in the park, take the kid to the bathroom, not to mention all the other things like go to the store with the kid and buy clothes, and then when they travel they have to add this person to the travel itenery.

Don't you know what does payroll when you are just scraping along with about 70 million in assets and only about 20 million or so coming every year?

Angelina just doesnt want no bitch Madonna moving in on her adoption territory.

Maybe Angie wanted that little Malawi baby and Madonna jacked him out from under her...now Angelina is going to have to find another child to heave a Pokeball at.

Gotta Catch 'Em All.

Only if her lips didn't look like my ex-boyfriend's boyfriend's asshole.

"Brad and I want to continue to adopt, but keeping a big family uses up a lot of money."

For god's sake, it's as if I never made a tv commercial - the dark ones 'cost less than a cup of coffee' per day. We were pretty sure that was the can't-miss line. Jesus.

and your ex-boyfriend must have been pulling quite a train in the locker room...

Whatever comes out of those lips has just GOT to be gospel.

She might be crazy, but she's got a great set of DSLs. Those soup coolers could do some damage.

Brad's the shizzle, much hotter than Guy. I'd fuck him.

The mention of money from someone as wealthy as Brangelina is really quite silly.

She is.

Looks like she just stepped in some white kid or something in that picture.

Madonna is a moron. As is Jennifer Aniston. Anything that comes out of Angelina's mouth has got to better than what those two morons have to say.

I'd kill it.

this woman is going to need to go on welfare. she can go ring Shitney's doorbell and live in their trailer

Wow, I haven't heard a quote from Angelina in a long time...now I know why. Her PR people must really encourage her to be seen and not heard.

I think she may be right about her family costing too much money. I mean look at her and brad, they look like they haven't had a decent meal in since they got together.

And she's also an idiot because the law in Malawi is that in order to adopt a child you have to spend a certain amout of time in the country as a citizen (2 years I think.) And adoption doesn't just involve taking the kid home, she could leave the kid with its family and just sponcer the whole family, the adults need help too you know.

#32 You forgot that they also need to hire photographers to take pictures of them being all family like and yet another photogrefer to take pics of them posing as selfless people

The average kid costs something like $400,000 to raise until the age of 18. If you do it her way, it's probably more like $1mil. So, basically, she and Brad could adopt 5-8 kids per picture and still be OK.

I think the horror film genre is missing a whole untapped resource. Angie could have her own scare/slasher flick franchise with that mug.

Damn, I just checked the site that Mr. Su[erfish put a link to in his commentary and read this sh*t burbling from Angelina's pie hole:
"In the February issue of Elle U.K., the mag’s cover girl claims that she didn’t change Brad, and admits she’s more partial towards her adopted children, Maddox and Zahara, than natural-born daughter Shiloh.

Interview highlights below...

On the different love she feels for her kids:
“I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her...I met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a personality. A newborn really is this...Yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality...I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable.” "

A blob, eh?...

She was just another hypocrite. She stole Brad from Jennifer. Deliberately she gave birth to a child to keep him around and had adopted a village of children to get herself attention from public. She was mentally sick. Did anyone see how she kissed her brother at the award show? Promisciously sick! And now there is a stupid painting of her depicted virgin Marry on top of Wallmart. Who stupidly did that? Who the hell this Angelina? How many people around the world has done more meaningful and humanitarian thing to humankind and no one has mentioned their name even once? She makes me sick in the stomach. See it shows in the pic, that she is missing the sharp teeth to be devil looking like that. This is evil inside but disguised in human form.

Aqua lives next door to me. I've installed double deadbolt locks.

Hideous fish-lips. I don't know what some people see in her. Adopting all these kids is just like buying new bling for the bisexual degenerate pervert.

Hilarious! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qyE6WEq76E

Bizarre justification, considering that the agency she adopted Maddox from, was an illegal racket run by criminals. Because of this, the U.S. and Britain now won't allow any international adoptions from Cambodia.

Angelina IS BETTER than Madonna...

'nuff said.

You go Angelina, tell that faghag a thing or two.

Madge is a piece of shit and so is her faux cockney gangster hubbie.

Like his movies though

To which Madonna replied, "What laws? Angelina who?"

LOL #12  - Jolie does look a bit like Gollum! Why did I never see it until you pointed it out?!

@55 - HILARIOUS is an understatement: "Coming to a third country near you." Priceless.

If she really said she didn't "feel" as much for her own child... that just blows my mind completely off my skull. Fucking idiot - that baby is beautiful. If I had my own, I'd probably throw those third world kids back in the stream. Catch and Release. (Just kidding...)

the expression on her face says it all

I used to hate her. Now I really really hate her. Her adopted kids came with personalities at 6 months and her newborn is a blob? Uh, Angie, your adopted kids were newborns once. They didn't appear by magic at 6 months. I'm sure Shiloh will love your moronic sentiment in a few years. The others are more vulnerable? What? They are no longer infants, they've lived in luxury AND they have the apparent luxury of your affection. There is nothing in the world more vulnerable than an infant. Yeah, please don't forget to throw some attention and love toward your baby. Angelina is a fucking asshole.

Uh, Angelina? That sort of treatment is what your adopted children escaped. Asshole.

Fuck, she's so fucking BEAUTIFUL.
Even in that horrible candid pic above with 0 makeup on in which she looks like she was trying to kill someone with a look and like she hadn't sleep she looks incredibly beautiful.

I don't care about all that adopting stuff and Africa stuff people critizise her for, they should leave the girl and her bussines alone.

Man, this woman is a stunner. She's by far the hottest and most beautiful mainstream Hollywood actress.
Everytime I watch one of her movies she gives me an instant boner and I wanna fuck her like crazy.
Angelina Yummilie.

And those perfect yummy cocksucking full lips in that stunning face, GOD!!!
She's gonna make my dick explode.

And now this to make up for the bad picture Superfish posted, enjoy:
- http://i11.tinypic.com/4bdp99y.jpg

dude, after you put the quarters in you're supposed to close the door...

yeah she's hot but like all hot chicks I just wish she would shut the fuck up.

Angelina Jolie IS better than Madonna. Hands down.

God i hate her. She was a stupid whore for the first, oh, three decades of her life and now she thinks she is (a) a genius and (b) a world peacemaker. She thinks she is better than everyone and I hate it.

Dear Sol,
Bolt your door and hide under your bed, dear. Angelina will come and rescue you from me. Or you can sneak out from your house back door and run to Wallmart, where Angelina will pick you up and take you to heaven.

Love,
Aqua

The more I hear/see Angelina, the more I get disappointed.

Despite a painting of her, portraying her as an angelic person, I really think she has selfish motives behind her actions.

She's losing it.

she is however probably smarter than you and you and you and you. go her. let her rule the world. she's saving children.

yeah, let the competition begin - they're gonna keep adopting and upping the ante until they're running their own baby farms!