First.

zzzzzz

OH MY GOD.......

What....the......fuck.....is up with those HUUUGE creepy veins?

definitive proof she is an alien.

/alien sex.....mmmmm......

Question that went to DanYELL's response.......On which day of the month do you get your welfare check?

heroin's a hell of a drug.

good, now they match the ones in her forehead. those are some serious garden hoses.

I think Angie accidently showered with Brad's "anti-aging" formula instead of actual soap.

Hince the protruding veins. Ewwwww.

Oh yeah,

Jrz....go die.

I enjoy watching her become more hideous with each day. Maybe this is where karma will get her. Big veins, receding hairline, pussy pseudo-husband......

are veiny arms and man-hands (and man-feet!) hereditary?

I know a few people who are that skinny and they don't have giant bulging veins like that.

She looks disgusting! I really do hate her body. The veiny man limbs and those wretched tattoos...

her face still looks good though, she has beautiful skin

It looks like my penis!

Only she should have an apple in her hand too!

Don't forget the greying hair at the temples...

It looks like my penis!

Only she should have an apple in her hand too!

She's so vain. (nerd laugh... huh huh huh)

what receding hairline? If anything, she needs to wax a bit at her temples...but that's nitpicking, lol

You shouldn't make her angry. You wouldn't like her when she's ANGRYYY!!!

I guess you retards have never heard of baby-hairs...not everyone has thick hair at their temples like a mexican or something...

I guess you guys struck a nerve with me, lol. I don't have a "receding hairline" and niether does Mangelina. Those are called baby hairs. Your exposure to women must be very limited or something? It's not uncommon at all.

someone please tell me that those arms are the work of a very talented photoshop artist...

I'm sitting here flexing my arm to see if I can make my veins pop like that, but no luck. I wonder if it's photoshopped, since it's unlikely to occur in nature.

ah yes. people making fun and bagging down other people just to make yourself feel better. CLASSIC. Well I guess that is what we are here for... so I'll share my piece... she is beautiful.. her veins are disgusting.... but she is a homewrecker.

It's funny how right you were. Except for the fact that the science doesn't add up, since it does. It was in fact a blood parasite, namely her child. So if you ever did have kids, that would probably happen to you (no matter how many veggies you eat) since carrying a baby requires you to have more blood in your body (they're hungry little bastards), which causes your veins to expand.

that's bullshit, she's always had bulging veins, way before Shiloh; hell, way before Maddox!

Hmmm, so maybe those rumors about Angelina doing heroin again with Marilyn Manson are true after all.

Seriously, does she have a medical condition that causes that? It's going to look even worse as she gets older. Yuk!

#6

WTF are you talking about? An anti-aging formula that causes large veins?

First rule of comedy--in order for a comment to be funny it must first make sense.

It is no wonder that you are universally hated. And I do mean universally. I just received a call from Uranus. They hate you there, too.

Thank you.

I think it's just genetic or something because her arms and hands looked like that in Girl Interrupted which was in 1999 and that was way before Shiloh or Maddox

It's not real. Look closer at her left arm. On the outside, it's wavy, and very unnatural. A definite photoshop. I'm surprised nobody else has cought it.

Holy shit...seriously, is that picture for real? Is she mainlining Hostess Twinkie filling or something? I'm totally grossed out now.

# 25 that could just be something in front of her arm.

Even if it IS photoshopped, all they did was add a little shadow to the veins to make them stand out more. It's not like the veins are photoshopped on. They were already there.

damn good catch 25, i see it now...i knew it!

@19: I had more blood during pregnancy.. the weird blue lines, etc., but my veins didn't stick out like that. Especially 7 months after birth. Even with breastfeeding, which i don't think she's doing. We're all different, I'm sure that could be the reason for her appearance, but I've never seen the direct correlation.

I mean it's not like this is the first pic where we see how veiny she is. There are tons of pics out there which demonstrate this gross trait...this pic happens to be in our faces ATM.

BUT now I am forced again to accept that she is more beautiful than I, in every way...fuck.

#23. Your point?

@25.. that's a shadow of someone's hand.

the pregnancy excuse is bullshit so drop it. Her arms looked the same in 1999.

photoshop or not, she's a douche.

#33 that's what I thought too. I mean you can see the person's fingers!

Bet you don't feel so smart now, Mr. "PHOTOSHOP!" accuser, lol

"FIRST"? good fucking god damnYell, we already knew you were a loser, we don't need more convincing.

She got really a high blood-pressure i see.What has Brad done now again?

Can we have ONE Superficial post, just ONE that doesn't dissolve into pathetic infighting?

on topic: never noticed that Jolie has a bit of an overbite!

@36... word. That would be an extremely poor use of Photoshop! 'Er, whoa... had a seizure while accentuating a hand that is insignificant.'

#1 - You are no longer allowed to be first, since you need to repeat whatever was said before you and being first, that would be mathematically impossible... like you adding 2 digit numbers without a calculator or pen. You need to stop letting Jrz nail you to the wall everytime... I mean every fucking time... I mean you're waaaaaaay funnier than me, but still. It's like watching a weed smoking chipmunk get mauled by a leopard.

I would always wear sleeves.

Right on schedule here comes RichPort to shit up the Superficial. I say again:

Can we have JUST ONE POST that does not dissolve into PATHETIC infighting?

Since Brad Pitt insists on dyeing his hair the same color as Angie, looks like it's time for him to break out the blue magic marker or chug some saltwater. Growing a mangina is going to take a while, though.

#36, #33, you might be right. That shadow just looks real weird. Closest I could find to that veiny on google image is this:

http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.angelina-jolie-fotos.de/wallpaper/t-shirt_angelina_jolie_1024.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.angelina-jolie-fotos.de/wallpaper/weisses_t-shirt.php&h=768&w=1024&sz=58&hl=en&start=29&tbnid=7SwX_Kfv2cCH_M:&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dangelina%2Bjolie%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN

(41)That's as simple as wan+one=1.

#37.

Fancy wording dear, now grab a crayon and jot down the rest of your resume...starting with head frycook at Taco Bell. Loser.

#41.

Why do you trolls insist on following me through the fucking threads. Geesh. Leave me the fuck alone. Get a life, a job, get laid...anything. Pathetic twats.

Your lame rebuttal's are not only useless but they also confirm my theory that you're a cock holding, shit for brains, mentally retarded asshole.

Go roll up in your mother's obese arms and die now.

Ignore them Danielle. They make the superficial lame. You participating in their shit makes you lame too. So please just ignore them!

#43 - But things seemed so, I don't know, what's the word I'm looking for... lame letting you handle the reins. I actually haven't been on for a few days, but thanks for looking out for me. And aren't you technically perpetuating what you purport to abhor? Fucking weird isn't it? But if you insist:

Angelina's arm looks about as thick and veiny as my cock. And yes, my cock does have fingers, and a social security number too.

By the way #34 is comic fucking gold.

#48 Reported!

Umm, just want to say sorry about my post to 19... I kinda gave a little too much info and reading again... it's really disgusting. Sooo, nevermind.

Those are the fugliest arms to ever be attached to a human being in a lab off the coast of Namibia.

on another note, why are her pupils so insanely dilated?

RichPort:

I'm not trying to handle anything. That's your problem RichPort, you seem to think TSF needs some kind of comments leader, like it's your job to keep out the riff-raff and lord over the comments? Well, that's bullshit. Everyone knows people who post "First!" are annoying. SO fucking what? Calling them out is just as lame. There will always be "first" posters so deal with it. As far as your personal problems with Danielle, no one gives a fuck. Except you and jrzmommy. It's really troll-like for you two to delight in derailing and shitting up posts just because you don't like someone. I can't tell you what to do, but I am telling you like it is. You fucking suck for shitting up every godamn post you comment on.

Yes "first" posts are annoying and there are people who are annoying in general SO WHAT.

What are you gonna do about it? Shit up YET ANOTHER post with a pathetic feud?

TSF deserves better than to have every post hijacked by you and jrzmommy's junior high-esque catty antics. Trolls.

By the way RichPort I remember when you first came here, before you started taking this site too seriously, you were actually funny and I loved your posts. Now you act like a 13 year old girl. Take that as you will.

And you wonder why you have imitators trolling you...trying to make you leave. Take a fucking hint and get back to what you were before.

Yeah RichPort. You've changed man. Your not the same guy I used to climb pine trees with or build "forts."

You even get picked up last now, when the neighborhood plays stickball. WTF, RichPort? You sure have fallen off, yo.

#53 - I think you're taking this a bit too personally. If you don't like what I write, that's your prerogative, just do to my posts what I usually do to yours: skip over them. I've been very nice lately... that's what the therapist at the free clinic keeps saying anyway. I am not the funniest poster here, never said I was. Nor am I the wittiest. Nor am I the "comments leader", but apparently you are the comment filter. Weird how that works. And why involve Jrz? That's just wierd dude.

#49 - Reported? To the Fish? LMAO they regulate nothing...

BTW - The Fish has been lame as ship for several months now...

Those veins are proof positive that Angelina is in fact the man in her relationship....

#53 - why don't you go back a little and look - it's not just jrzmommy and richport that have a problem with danielle.....I can think of at least 5 or 6 others.

danielle brings it on herself. if you don't like it - leave. there are plenty of other places for you to play.

and at least their posts are entertaining - unlike the lame shit you put on here...

I used to be anorexic, and my arms were just like that -- no joke. The reason that she looks like that is because she is exercising too much and eating too little.

Oh yea, uh HELLpenis? Take a look at what you've been doing for the past half hour, then get yourself a mirror, dude.

#57 - I think this has become "the hug me until I cry into your arms" thread.

the veins,the gray hair, she's beginning to look like her father

:X

IT BURNS MY EYES! GROSS!

She reminds me of the final scene from Scanners.

http://news.search.yahoo.com/search/news?p=Angelina+Jolie&ei=UTF-8&c=images&c=news_photos

more pics from that event she was at - at the link above

How does Danielle bring it on herself? By posting "first?"

Tons of people do that and it's a waste of time calling them out on it.

You have a personal problem with a poster on a gossip blog. ALl she did was post "first" and look how the trolls rolled in. It's pathetic.

I repeat you have a personal problem with a poster on a celebrity gossip blog. Now tell me who is taking the internet too seriously?

apparently you are

Brad makes all his women waste away with time. Remember Jennifer Aniston's curves in 1997?

Brad sucks the life out of them by sucking in their energy, which account for his morphing into each woman he dates

maybe instead of adopting more foreign kids so maddox and [the other one] can have common playmates, she opted to make herself look more like their starving relatives...

HellPenis is a fucking saint.

xoxoxo

HELLpenis--

Your recent posts conjure the image of a fat elementary school crossing guard with a way-too-tight orange belt with shoulder strap.

So please fucking stop it.

#72 - priceless!

HELLdick-

Hypocritical much?

You are the one who came in and "shitted up the post" as you said. "....Receding hairline? What are you all? Retards? Can't you see? OMG! Angelina had veins in 1999!Agghhhh!!!..."

What is your fucking problem, man? Who took your lollipop today?

#66 - I just want it to be noted that I did not approach you in anyway Mr. Penis. I would also like to say that damnYELL is on her way to becoming your bestest friend ever. Good on you chap. She microwaves a mean Lean Cuisine, so you're in for a treat. But I agree... you're right. I'll take your advice, since you sound so fucking sincere and, unlike the John population in DC, I'll lay off of her for a while and stick to the story. Thanks for asking nicely. Run along now.

bravo to the penis joke. I won't try to tell a better joke now.

#19 Delirium,

Um, I have many neices and nephews and 3 god children from different friends....NONE of their mothers have veins like that. Next theory please.

hail hellpenis!

Well I'm glad you all were able to stop the convulsive vomiting that the sight of those veins conjures for just long enough to fight about trolls and hobgoblins and hellish penises...

Meanwhile I've just stopped the hemorrhaging in my brain. I think Angelina may have her aeorta running down her arm...just as I got out of trauma therapy after seeing Britney's sour patch, this has to come and mess it all up again.

SWEET JESUS. if they look like that when her arm is raised.......okay I just threw up a little
#5 "garden hose" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's not photoshop you homos, and that "wavy line of bad photoshopping" on the side is something that's in between the camera and her arm which isn't in focus.

Some skinny arms just look like that after any kind of physical exersion. Mine do. She probably was walking up a flight of stairs or something. It's kinda freaky looking but it's not photoshop.

Mangelina Jolie

#81

No, I'm pretty sure it's photoshopped. Or atleast, that's what I hope. I've ordered 100 angelina jolie posters and I'll be furious if you people ruin my fantasies!

I CAME.

#83, it isn't photoshopped, she has had those arms for ages, ever since she got superskinny, this is like the 4 th time in a year or two that people on here have been commenting on them. Face it, she is a freak of nature.

#41 - you have to mean that #1 is funny peculiar not funny haha. You yourself are fairly amusing and give #1 a chance to show off her limited repetoire of swear words which is funny because you incite her to do so.

no way thats not photoshopped. im sorry

www.carpemundus.com - not believers

oh - back on subject - i am pretty sure her veins are distended from recent drug use. or maybe she gave blood that day. if she says she gave blood (in Africa) then the other Hollywood wannabees are going to go give blood too. In Africa.

At least I don't have to see those veiny arms while I'm popping her doggie-style!!
Now if those veins start running across her back, I'm in trouble.

Meanwhile back at the Fish, the feuding is fierce, and I for one am cracking up. You're all a hoot today!!
Except DamYell - still nothing funny coming from that PC.

Hi

"Signed Onto Typekey for Two Weeks" Sure.

Anyway, HELL PENIS pay some attention Baby.
I won't typically pick on danielle unless she picks on me first. And occasionally I think she is somewhat funny. BUT I have to correct you on something- There are numerous instances where danielle has come out of no where to attack Rich and jrz. In fact that is usually the case. And I love Rich and jrz just a little ya know.
AND also everyone know that The Superficial is not just a gossip blog anymore.

Besides,I have found love on here. At LEAST 150 times!!

pssst Hi wedgeone!! How are you sugar?!

LMFAO!!! Oh man, I don't know what I find more entertaining, the picture / article or the back and forth ranting in the posts!!! Good times people.

#86 - I'm not funny at all... at least not anymore... just ask HELLpenis. damnYELL thinks I'm a fucking riot and... oh fuck, I'm supposed to not do that... I need to figure out how to kick myself in the dick. I guess it'll work if I am for my knees.

then again, #81 is right. She may have decided to spend a couple of hours lifting weights and doing aerobics right before a photo session instead of spending a few hours getting made up, dressed & pressed. Not.

RichPort: that's MR PENIS to you. to damnyell, he is PENIS BREATH.

Man, try to mainline some smack and EVERYBODY wants to take a picture. meh...

@81.. Since when is walking up a flight of stairs considered 'physical exertion'?

What has your testicles in a bunch today hellpenis?

@46 ROFL --- best insults ever!

Oh Danielle....

Somebody needs a hug. ;)

#99 - Shrinkage..?

#91. What are you talking about? I've never come out of anywhere to attack anyone, hun. I, of all people, should know this to be true since...i'm the one who has been posting. Do remember that there have been several ass trolls who've posted under my name, dear.

Thanks a bunch.

fishstick.

hahahahahahahah

I guess I should feel honored at the shit storm over me the other day, cuz this bullshit is WEAK!!!

105--no you shouldn't.....you should feel like the retarded fuck that you are.

The death hand is trying to choke Angelina. Go save her Libra!

#95, anything that makes your heart pump. Blood, you know. The shit that runs through your veins. I donno, I'm just speaking as somebody who has skinny veiny arms that do that. You can turn it into a sarcastic thing if you want.

@105: 'Me, me, me.'

ooohhh is jizz upset cuz one of your revenge of the nerds friends got SHAMED off the board?????

BarbadoSlim is funnier in 3 words than RichPort is in 30. He can cum on my face any day, no introductions, no cleanup.

and as usual your comment makes no fucking sense 108

Medically large veins are a sign of health...lots of arm exercise like blue-collar hardworking fellas will do that to you....beats being dainty (fat and lazy) with teeny veins that can't be found....

#110 Before slim "cums on your face anyday, no introductions, no cleanup" he might want to know if you are a hot girl or a fat hairy guy.

My Magic 8 Ball says the later!

I meant the latter- Damn Typekey

Oh and also #110 this is MY dating site, hasn't anyone told ya.

Just kidding, Cripes.

who got shamed? do you have tourettes?

#110 - I agree, Slim is a funny fuck. And I wouldn't wanna speak for him, but based on what he posts, he doesn't cum on dudes. You're a sick fuck. Next time I see some hairy fat guy who's face looks like it got into a fight with a jar of mayonnaise, I'll know it's you.

Run Slim! Ruuuuuuun!

You can't swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting Lesbianesque. I have no fucking idea what that means, but it makes about as much sense as the stupid shit she usually posts. Biatcho, can you come chain your dog please?

Aesthetically, large veins are gross.

biatcho
shamed, courtesy of moi.
hasnt' been back since
hahahahah

tourettes.....don't really get that one, don'y really care tho'

Give Angie a break. Those are parasitic worms she's picked up during her humanitarian work in Africa. She keeps them because they help her stay thin. And Brad likes how their pulsations feel when she fists him up to her elbow (it's cute, they call it "puppet night").

musta missed that one.

I ask if you have tourettes because everything you post just seems like random outbursts that aren't really apropos of anything.

that's real cute Port-o-potty, considering you LIVE on the Fish and have been for what, your entire teenage life???

#117 HELLpenis doesn't think large veins are gross

#121 Hey ummm. There are many,many things wrong with that statement! I uh... well... anyone??

#121 - Dude... can I call you dude? Thanks. Dude, you make damnYELL seem like fucking Gandhi and Einstein rolled into a Beyonce's body with Tera Patrick's libido. I'll stay away from you like Bush stays away from the truth. Moron is hardly descriptive enough for you. Run along now.

I guess I'll have to come down to your mental level Jizz since you don't get it.

I've been reading this thread

There are WEAK insults flying around between a few of you

Unlike the shit storm from the other day, involving me and your revenge of the nerds gang

Get it now???

@122... I wouldn't think so. #112 doesn't think so either.

And please people please... if you're insulting me that's fine, but the whole "you're here ALL the time" idiocy makes no sense at face value when you read every fucking post. Kinda like HELLpenis fucking up a thread he accuses me of fucking up. Good job all.

@126 Ha!

@125... We understand. You're looking for insults again.

you certainly can call me "dude", since it's the language of un-educated teenagers and I wouldn't want you to go changin' on my account.

And yea, no, this girl isn't running along anytime soon

Refresh my memory....I really don't know what you're talking about.

You all just "live on here", and stay on here "all the time" and "have to use the port a potty while we're posting" and "read every post" so who cares?? Me, I gots a life I tell you!! A teeny bopper posting from the library! At times in Mom's baseemnt. (If she lets me)

christ jizz, I hope your kids aren't home schooled

#133 Watch it Fucker talking about kids. Keep it light.

OMFG! She's going *scanner*! Watch out for the blood spray!

#130 - More classic material. Planes are about to start falling out of the sky, and boats will sink, as you've just caused a world wide narcolepsy pandemic with your attempts at depth. Really, you are about as boring as watching ants work... (sorry ants, but she's a fucking boring bitch, and you guys aren't that interesting either).

go fuck yourself prettybaby

When you have someone calling you a dyke and talking shit about AIDS, you can tell them to keep it light. As far as I'm concerned on this sewer of a site, the gloves are OFF

Homeschool? C'mon now.

Okay, so anyhow, you seem to be having a rough go at coming up with this so called shaming of my esteemed colleague, the Hon. Biatcho, so I'm going to just call bullshit and leave you to your ramblings.

It's dyke night at the Delta Elite--DanYELL's got a two for one coupon!! You should hook up.

go fuck yourself prettybaby

when you have someone calling you a dyke and talking shit about AIDS you can tell THEM to keep it light, as far as I'm concerned on this sewer of a site, the gloves are OFF

Go fuck myself?? Nah, I don't need to. Your man keeps calling me every night. He's boring, but hey why not, he likes to get fucked nice.

Just a zinger. You can say what you want, but where I'm from only the lowest pieces of shit talk about people's kids when they got nothing else.

Jizz, it's on the Christina thread, basically she claims she lives in NY and works in Chelsea (why she needs to shove that down everyones throat on a gossip board is beyond me)
Anyway, I didn't believe her, she seems like a redneck from Podunckt Idaho, so I called her out, and she fucking hung herself in a ridiculous lie, and has been absent on this board ever since.

And NotANiceGirl may have been banned because of the AIDS shit, but whatever, I don't know

... (sorry ants, but she's a fucking boring bitch, and you guys aren't that interesting either).
Rich- wtf! LMAO!Fucker, you know I hate writing those initial things!!!!

The veins are bulging because she has recently fed on the blood of virgins. Angelina is a powerful vampire who is adopting children at an alarming rate in order to use their innocent blood for her evil purposes! Everyone laughed the blood vial but we know better.

yea, prettybaby, and only dumbasses try to be funny, by saying they fuck a girls man "nice.....when she's a lesbian
retard

actually therapy is the only topic that's off-limits (or so it seems)

Uhhhhh...what?

Seriously, Jrz..you're a little TOO infatuated with the whole "girl on girl" behavior.

I smell a lesbo...

YA'LL need to buy each other a Natural Light, share some pork rinds, and line dance your hatred for your brothers and sister away!
and who is posting as me?

Yeah, because it's under your moustache, DanYELL.

What Christina thread?

who are you imposter veggi?

#144 pssst. He told me he always wanted to watch 2 girls get it on. He loves it Baby!

#147 I don't hate- Just having fun!!

p.s. Veggi's are so delicious!!

Stop hijacking EVERY thread with stupid fighting. Whatever problem you had with Danielle, let it go. All she did was say "first" and then jrzmommy made the welfare comment. There's no reason for it. Almost everyone here just wants to make fun of celebrities. This ridiculous high school fighting is not interesting to read about. No one cares. Danielle has the same right to be here and post as you do. Some of you act as though you own this board or have some sort of strange seniority. It's a CELEBRITY GOSSIP site. Stop taking this crap seriously. Even if you don't like Danielle, you have wanting to make fun of celebs in common. No one wants to read your stupid arguments any more. Enough already!

And then booger comes on here and cries. Enough! Stop it! Wahhh haaaahhh.

#152- Ewwww. You're gross. boogers!! Ugh!!

If you don't like the convo. go post on another thread or leave you Angie comment on her veiny ass arms and then move on. The solution is VERY simple.

uugh, PB, just stop you're embarrassing yourself, you're SO not funny

Jizz it's from a few days back on some Christina Agullara (sp?) thread.

It's absolutely hilarious, and yet, so sad that someone would actually lie about something as irrelevant as where they live, on a gossip board
pathetic

That's it, you're all suspended for a week, I don't care who started it! You're in the third grade now, it's time to act like big boys and girls!

Go find it for me, I don't feel like it.

Actually Libra it wasn't meant to be funny- I take fucking your man very seriously. Gotta put lots of 'energy' into it, ya know??

#25 The thing in front of her arm making it look wavy is a black man's hand. This isn't photoshopped.

#156 Okay sir, I will be good.

Jizz, I aint your bitch!!!!
Okay, if it wasn't such a brazilliant slam dunk I wouldn't be doing this, back in a minute

Heroin, like any other opiate, does not make veins bulge out. Low bodyfat, muscle tone and lots of exercise involving the forearms would do that. Look at the forearms of most drummers. Better yet, look at the arms of a junkie, scars, bruises and maybe an abscess or two you will see, prominent veins, not so much.

Yeah, but what if I don't feel like reading it? Then you went through all that trouble for nothing.

To whomever made the comment about the ants, what's up with that?! Why you gotta pick on ants? Ants are bad ass, they can lift like 50 times their own weight or something! And besides, what did ants ever do to you? So leave those little bugs alone!

Haha, okay, I know this comment was random...I'm just bored, that's all.

The Shaming Of A Redneck, for your reading enjoyment

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/jessica_simpson_and_john_mayer.html#comment

Can't open the link.

#164 - My apologies to all the ants... and uncles.

Geez... it got real quiet real fast...

Oh well. I'll have to wait for it to come out on DVD and Netflix it.

Do you see what you started HELLpenis??? Do you? Here were we all ready to discuss those pythons of Angie's and you have to bring your bad karma to this thread. I even started receiving hate mail because of you. Hate mail. I hope you're happy sir.

Oh, anorexic or not, I'd bone Jolie in front of her kids... fuck it, I'd make 'em watch.

jesus

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/
01/jessica_simpson_and_john_mayer.
html#comment

I can understand your reluctance, since she is an esteemed collegue

#170 - The link isn't working for me either. Be a dear and cut and paste the specific comments you're referring to. Many thanks.

It won't open. It was probably a snorer anyway. Nice effort. If it's that important to you, just give me the Ciff Notes version.

@166... Oh, please go read it! It's hilarious.

We all must try to be more patient with each other. As the linked article says, "Some flamers might not be evil so much as sick".

I gotta approve some check requests before I leave, I dont' got time to go hunting for it. if it's truly hilarious, then Libra can do the leg work........

Posted by Libraesque on January 9, 2007 1:05 PM

it's crystal clear bitch-ho that you have better things to do, since you posted Sat. morning at 8, and then after DAYS it took you 20 minutes to respond to my last post

LOSER

WOW, you really went over my Myspace with a fine tooth comb, although I guess a dyslexic fucktard would think 43 was 50

Nice to know you were satisfied graduating from junior high, while others have an insatible appetite for higher education, and several masters not just one

LOSER

169. Posted by biatcho on January 9, 2007 1:27 PM

Well actually fatness, at 8am the other morning some friends & I were just getting in and I was telling them about how stupid people are on this site & just had to show them for myself. We all got a great laugh at your expense though! Although one friend did have a fat nightmare & still can't eat bacon to this day.

What did someone on another website say about you today? Oh yeah, you're so fat you would fall over if you were pushed while sleeping. It's so easy it's criminal making fun of you.

170. Posted by biatcho on January 9, 2007 1:27 PM

And just to keep with your maturity level... like, you're a loser & stuff!

171. Posted by Libraesque on January 9, 2007 1:41 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

maturity level

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I guess your idea of maturity is quoting somthing you saw on "Yo' Mamma"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you're such a ridiculous jackass

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

172. Posted by Libraesque on January 9, 2007 1:50 PM

I love how you're such a LOSER that you've been on the Fish for YEARS, and you also don't have anything more interesting to do on the weekends but show your friends what you've written
So sad, and yet SO FUNNY

173. Posted by Libraesque on January 9, 2007 1:55 PM

I just realized, if you're claiming you "just got in" at 8, YOU'RE TOTALLY LYING about living in New York because this thread is clearly on PST, because I'm in Calif. and it is in fact 1:55

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER

174. Posted by Libraesque on January 9, 2007 2:09 PM

you hung yourself..........TWICE

LOSER
LOSER

ha!
ha!
ha!

175. Posted by Libraesque on January 9, 2007 3:43 PM

aaaahh, shamed right off the thread.
You know what's been really hilarious about the last couple of weeks? Realizing you were the biggest douchebag on here, giving you enough rope and watching you hang yourself!!
How completely hilarious that you actually lied about where you live!!!

hahahahahaha

What's more pathetic than that...OH WAIT, I know!!! Your entire existence
Lets see....who had the most fun making fun of who?.....OH WAIT, that would be me outing you as the most pathetic douche ever!

hahahahahah

176. Posted by danigirl on January 9, 2007 10:12 PM

psh...i would get it on with her in public...

177. Posted by Libraesque on January 10, 2007 10:20 AM

one more thing biatcho....if you would lie about something as stupid and irrelevant as where you live, on a gossip site, then that can only mean one thing, you lied about being skinny too, which means....

you're fat

Somebody's off their lithium.

jrz- Yes I am sure it is a 'slam dunk'!! hahaha uh-oh! Look out!! heeheeehee yes cuz you know that you are such a hillbilly!

bwahahahaha

What an idiot!!
pssst. Libraesque- I will not comment on your man (my sex slave) but I can tell you with absolute certainty that jrzmommy could buy and sell you Darlin.

For fucks sake Libra- That is the worst rant of hahaha's I have ever read. It means nothing and I can totally see why anyone in their right mind would immediately end that battle of 'wits' with you!!

#177 haha! Again!!

Still don't get it. Is there a prelude to all of that. I feel like I walked in to the middle. But you sure were excited. Over what I'm not clear on.

Is that all?

That danigirl chick would get it on with someone in public.

And she says *I* don't make any sense.

Jrz, I agree. I felt the same way when I saw Master and Commander, but the acting was actually good and not just plain idiotic ranting. Why someone would post something that proves that Biatcho kicked 'em right in the cooter is beyond me. I bet she passed Phys Ed with flying colors.

By the way, Libra, you totally wasted my time. I was all excited for something earth shattering, like you uncovered for a fact that Biatcho is from Mars and that's all you had? Jesus. Don't waste our fucking time. That was like Geraldo opening the Titanic safe on TV. All hype no substance.

Nice photoshopping you drama queens. It's so obviously photoshopped, anyone who has a clue could see it.

Get a life.

I wish you were here in person so Rich and I could throw rotten tomatoes at you. That's how displeased we are.

Libraesque:

Please stop embarassing yourself by referring to (and linking, and cutting and pasting) some pretend internet fight you had with a virtual stranger. It's getting really awkward and uncomfortable to read. You owned biatcho, ok? Is that what you need to hear? Now STFU.

#187 This post is truly magical.

Jrz - Rotten fruit is too good for her. I say we light the fuse on her tampon and get this party started!

"hahahahahhahahahahhahhaaa....you TOTALLY don't love in New York because this site's out of California which is three hours behind....hahahhahhahhahahhahahaahhaha.....wow....that's like, soooo 'yo momma'...hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!...."

If I owned a cannon we could shoot it at her. Why is this person getting all excited. biatcho said that she and her friends got in the OTHER DAY at 8 and Libra is hopping up and down saying that Biatcho did something? it's all very strange. What is wrong with this person?

I'm disappointed too. I got in some good burns. Oh well, besides it's not about me it's all about Libra... and don't any of you forget it. No matter what the topic starts out to be... she'll jump in and look for some S&M.

Libra is making a good run for the Biggest Loser title. Keep it going girl/dude whatever you are.

WTF? My comment #99 was meant for #82. Dammit.

187 I cut and pasted it cuz apparently I'm jizz' bitch and she ASKED me too.

Jizz, once again I'll spell it out, and to all you other douchebags who are jumping on my case. This pathetic loser claims she lives in NY, works in Chelsea...to what...impress a bunch of strangers on a gossip board? She said she "got in" at 8 and was all proud of her rants at me so she showed her friends the thread then posted at 8:30. What the dumbass didn't realize is the thread is PST....do you get it now?
I mean this sick fucker claimed to watch the twin towers fall, that's just....wrong.

Go ahead and bash me all you want, and defend this complete loser, it's hilarious because I'm still here and biatcho is crying in the corner, silent, with her LOSER shirt on.

lol@ the rumpus on the kiddie playground. it's like a poorly run daycare. #193 that title has already been awarded - good news, you're all winners!

God, that post #177 is as painful to read as the Paul Abdul video is to watch.

Trainwreck.

Here's the bottom line kids. here on the Fish, it's all about one upping eachother, picking fights, and being cliquey, like a bunch of high schoolers.

This cunt called me every name in the book on here, and obviously what this site is all about is getting the last laugh, and not only did I, but I ran her off the Fish.

Now tell me all of you wouldn't like to run off this Danielle troll, and never have to see her dumbass posts anymore, and if you could achieve that in a brazilliant game of cat and mouse, but you people are too idiotic for that......so what if you were able to post a picture of Danielle in all her 200 lb glory, on the toliet, eating a hot dog???????? Wouldn't you just feel a little giddy, especially if she ran away crying and you never had to hear her shit? Well that's basically what I did to biatcho, and ....I'm giddy!!

how nice for you! I am sure you must feel a great sense of accomplishment and fulfillment now.......your life must be complete!

I think you're just jealous cuz you're not clever enough to find a way to run off Danielle

I dont give two shits about Danielle

Yes Lesbianesuqe you ran me off the Ficial. Now who looks like the juvenile infant?

You are such a rugmunching retard and we all quite enjoy watching you continuously make a fat ass of yourself.

So anyways, this looks like a 'shop.

I can tell by the shading and some of the pixels.

and talk about a lesbian obsessed... I wasn't even fucking logged on here all goddamn day and I see I've been talked about for hours. Chica, you seriously have to get a life you can call your own. you are positively pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And a dyke.

you've been crying in the corner since last week when I shamed you

I may be a lesbian, which is every guys wet dream including your husbands, but at least I'm not a pathetic loser who pretends online that she lives in New York to hide the fact that she's a fat redneck hick who lives in a house on wheels in Idaho

#195 - Libra ~

It's not that big a deal to live in New York and/or work in Chelsea. It's just a section of Manhattan; if you live in NY, chances are you work in NY, too. That really shouldn't bother you as much as it does. Also, NYC is actually very small, geographically. If you lived there, chances are you very well probably would have/could have seen the twin towers fall. My sister lived in Brooklyn at the time, and watched from her roof. It's not that hard to believe. And, even if "biatcho" was full of shit, so fucking what? Honestly, again, it should not bother you nearly as much as it is. (Or at all.) To constantly try to prove to everyone that you are "right" is just.....sad and pathetic. Please get yourself the help you so desperately need.

~From a New Yorker chick (not NYC, but upstate...is that ok with you???)

Ugh, God ... Libraesque, that was one of the more idiotic blog battles I have ever seen. And I just have to ask: why, WHYYYYYY would you jump to have jrzmommy read a post about someone when you should be completely aware of the fact that all she's going to do is burn you for it? I mean, people like her and RichPort spend their entire lives heckling other people who post here. Let me put it to you this way: it's like that movie, Mean Girls??? Only instead of hot chicks being bitchy to bring themselves a higher level of self-esteem, they're cyber bullies which makes them even MORE pathetic and probably significantly more retarded. Take RichPort, for example. Now, I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that most people envision this guy as still living at home with his mom and masturbating in his little league glove. The best way to rise above that crap is to ignore it, not feed into it. Come on, don't you remember your Mom telling you that shit when you were a kid? ENOUGH FIGHTING. You guys get off track with every thread.

Libra: On this post you're asking for insults about the Christina post, on the Christina post you were asking for insults about another post. Why do you do this to yourself? Seriously, you brought it up! You obsess yourself with the strangest of things. You freaked out over time zone differences (among other bizarre things). You didn't run biacho off. Good gravy get some help. I've seen her post since then. You're telling everyone that she's lying about where she's from. Why? What difference does it make? She's from New York. Get over it. Like living elsewhere is so horribly wrong anyway. I for one wouldn't want you to know where I live, but biacho seems comfortable with it. Bless her. You're so completely delusional and it's getting really sad. You must know by now that you 'getting the last word' does not mean you have won the argument, it means that you won't *stop*. Whereas, everyone else has decided to move on. If people don't respond to you, it doesn't mean that you've won, it means they don't want to continue a war of insanity vs. reality. Reasoning with you doesn't work... ever. And I know you're gonna call me a douchebag or something else that you credit your education to, whatever. I don't care.

Psychopath, you have a wonderfully vivid imagination that I can only presume you acquired during the countless years you spent talking to an imaginary friend because no one else on the planet could stand your face, but I am telling you, honestly, you desperately need to seek help.

I don't have time for you because I have a job and a life that moves pretty fast - a couple of weeks back it was the holiday season and I was slow at work and had fun fucking around with you because you're an easy target. I am bored with you now and I am sorry that I don't still go back to a thread from a week and a half ago to see that I have been "owned" by you but I know how & when to move on because I am an adult.

Now unless you cut this psychotic shit out you are indeed going to be VERY fucking sorry. You don't who I am or what connections my family has but if you'd like to find out there is enough information available to me that I can use to really put an end to this stalker bullshit once & for all. AAnd I don't mean sending an angry email to the Superficial to request that people be banned because they don't like you. I am talking more serious than that.
So if you are a intelligent as you say you are heed the threat right fucking now.

#206, are you fucking retarded, or just commenting on something you clearly don't know anything about?
I caught this dumb bitch LYING ABOUT LIVING IN NEW YORK, she doesn't live anywhere near NY obviously

And Biatcho.....you're threatening me online, you're joking right? Still trying to impersonate the NY lifestyle by what, pretending your family is what, in the mob??

hahahahahah
You're more pathetic than I thought

I didn't say mafia - that's just what the voices in your head are telling you psychoslut.

And yes I am threatening you because I can.

#208, what I'm trying to point out to you biatcho worshippers is she's a sad pathetic person who CLEARLY lied about something as stupid as where she lives.

and given her post.....who the fuck is delusional now???

Oh & Libra - that one post you keep getting all touchy about when I emailed at 8:30 or whatever you keep ranting about...

just to let you know that post from me was sent on Sunday, I got in at 8am on Saturday.
So you're an idiot.

libra, were you in special ed all your life, or is this schizo thing something you picked up in later years? all those voices in your head telling you that you're brilliant are lying.

211, because "you can"
oh....that's rich

you're embarrassing yourself you know that, right? Because it doesn't take a brain surgeon to know that your reaction here is clearly coming from someone who's humiliated at the fact that you got caught in a lie, otherwise you would have blown it off

are the thugs getting on a plane from "new york" tonight to come kick my ass, or...???

hahahahaha

Libra, could you quit un-funnying up the posts with your inane rants? Nobody cares. Thanks.

Wow, if you're that jealous of people who live in the greatest city on the planet why don't you just move the trailer out here?
I am sure they can find room for it somewhere under the manhattan bridge.

Ok, I am going home now... you guys have fun with this one. Going home to my potato field in Idaho and taking a quick shortcut through Madison Sqaure Park to get there.

God I feel like I need a shower now and must close all of my blinds. uuggghh.

um. you guys are lame. this is the best blog out there. it's not run by a fame hungry bitch. instead of breaking out on your own and doing something worth anything you cruise here and make it as wretched as yourselves. now go make out with your pillows and play warcraft and leave the fish to the grownups.

oh look libra, you chased her off again. flex for me baby!

#210 - Libraesque....

Looks like you owned me, too. WOW. Yeah, I'm fucking retarded. Teach me, please master, teach me how to be a fat dyke cunt just like you.

Much like Saddam Hussein's mother, I bet your mother used to bang her stomach off the wall when she was pregnant with you, too, begging Allah to grant her a miscarriage.

#207 - "Take RichPort, for example. Now, I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that most people envision this guy as still living at home with his mom and masturbating in his little league glove."

Did you write that or do you have a ghostwriter? If you have a ghostwriter, shoot that bitch. Get your money back. Seriously...

biatcho, you sad sack, if you claim to have "enough information" on me then you certainly know that I live in one of the wealthiest cities in the U.S.

now go close your double wide "blinds" (how ghetto!!) and keep playing video games.

221, it's not your fault you're a dumbass who can't follow a thread but just wants to jump in and feebly try to make a point. It's your momma and daddy's fault for kicking you in the head for being so annoying

Nasty ass hands.

#223 - There's this homeless dude around the corner from where I work in midtown Manhattan that always holds the door open for change. He lives in one of the richest cities in the U.S. too.

not one of your funnier days is it Rich?
SO all of you are going to claim you live in New York?
I'd ask you to play the same game I did with Biatcho, which is "what's on page 4 of the Post" but something tells me JUST LIKE HER, you won't play, cuz they don't sell the Post in Idaho, and you'd be caught too

@212... You are. Period. I don't know biacho anymore than you do. I don't *worship* anyone, especially on a CELEBRITY BASHING site. People are trying to REASON with you. I don't care if biacho lied about where she lives. I also don't for one second take your word over hers. You have proven yourself over and over to be delusional. I'm sick and tired of trying to explain things to you. You simply won't listen to common sense and you live in crazyland. By the way... I live in the Ukraine.... or do I?

And a BTW to those of you (#207) who come here to read people bashing celebrities because it is something fun to do (you know, FUN?... and what this site is about) and *then* call the people who do it 'pathetic' and in need of a 'higher self-esteem' and *then* get upset about people insulting others... What the hell are you doing here?!?!? I really wish there was a disclaimer on every page explaining to people that this isn't TeenBeat and you're gonna be offended. Get a sense of humor or leave.

Libra knows exactly what she does:

"106. Posted by Libraesque on January 12, 2007 11:47 AM

hahahahahahahah

I guess I should feel honored at the shit storm over me the other day, cuz this bullshit is WEAK!!!"

She invites it.

Everyone in NYC knows that the 25 cent NY Post is good for 3 things: the Sports section, page 6, and stuffing oversized coats on cold days when you're homeless. I'm wondering which one of those descriptions you fit... Some people really do live in NYC and even Manhattan. Now you apparently have NY envy and I don't blame you. I grew up by the GWB, but you'd have to google it to know what the fuck I mean. It's kinda like the way you can only get The Village Voice for free in Manhattan but not the outer boroughs. Most NYers with an education past the 8th grade read the Times or the Journal. By the way, any idiot can look up page 4 online... what the fuck odes that prove? Try again tootsie pop.

Good gravy its like trying to point something out to a cat. They look at your finger and not the little birdy just outside the window.

yea, and you know what you invite 228, a whole lot of dribble piss. You're actually on here telling me that people are trying to "reason" with me??? Are you INSANE, this isn't a fucking therapy session you idiot.
Whoever said it earlier that all of you on here are like little kids, and a couple of these losers act like they "own" the board

The rest of you are just ass kissing little retarded serfs, you know why? Because you're STILL here calling ME delusional when that fucking psycho actually tried to get all gansta thug on me and insinuate she's capable of......doing something to stop me "because I can" because I don't know her family connections
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING!!
Who does that? Oh, that's right the one you minions all worship
Pathetic.
I'd really love to continue on with this dribble, but it's a three day weekend and I'm out. I'm sure the rest of you will be right here, allllllll weekend

have fun

Yea, that's why I chose The Post, it's on her level.
And looking up newspapers by the actual page........online, that's a new one. If you can tell me what star is on page 43, then more power to ya.

O.k. NOW I'm out

You fucktwats stop with the buzz-kill catfights, will ya?? Jeez, you'd think this was a freakin' newsgroup or something...

GO to your rooms!!

Shite! Those are some nasty arms.

#60, You're totally right. My brother's veins stick out too (not to that extent though) because he eats very little and lifts weights. the doctor told him thet it's extremely selfdistructive so I'm asuming that Angelina's being self distructive too. Not that she gives a damn, her desire to be skinny is far bigger than her desire to be healthy.

Oh and she's also had botox shots so i still can't figure out why she looks WAY older then Jenefer aniston. I mean SHIT, my granma's got better arms than that.

I think somebody's got a case of the Mondays...oh wait...it's...oh, never mind...

Libra, you have once again owned me. I cannot fathom what I could possibly say next to even come close to topping your brilliance.

As an aside...they do say bipolar disorder causes extremes highs and lows....Lib, is this one of those "low" times? It's ok honey...let it out. We know you don't mean to be so cunty.