Jan 18 2007American Idol MySpace hunt

Damn that chick's fine!

www.celebslam.com

Hey.....isn't that....in a blond wig....oh, never mind.

My favourite was the fat chick who sang like a lion.
And by "Favourite" I mean "Person I was Most Afraid Of."

hahaha.... she's the next SHE BANGS SHE BANGS. poor thing. her and her mom looked EXACTLY alike. and she really thought she was sexy. HAHAHAHA.

Put that chick in a leather bustier and she'd be HOT!!!
Er wait...is that Britney??? Cuz then she already has one.

My favorite was the plump broad from Tuesday nite, who butchered the Queen/Bowie tune, "Under Pressure." HAHAHAHAHA

take that license plate off of her, Simon

despite all appearances, she is NOT a Mack Truck

someone good at Photoshop :

paste a blonde wig on a pic of the idol-judge Randy Jackson and change the skin color

then put this pic (above) side-by-side with it

i think he and she would look almost identical !

Her Boobs are down to her waist!! Yuck!!

So this is how Britney is gonna get her career started up again...

She needs a "nobraovention" since apparently when she got dressed in her shiny gold shirt, she forget to put on a bra. I was blind for about 2 hours after I saw her on TV last night.

Why is this even worth a post? Move on to some good celeb news - like Michael Vick getting investigated for attempting to smuggle his pipe resin through airport security in Miami using a water bottle! Now THAT's worth discussing.

http://sports.iwon.com/news/01182007/v6665.html

I don't even watch American Idol, but I saw this chick in the commercials for the show. There is NO chance this chick isn't a joke contestant. No one acts like that without doing it on purpose.

And either way, this chick's boobs are a little scary. Anyone watch South Park? Their new teacher, Ms. Chokesondick? Boobs are identical to hers.

http://www.myspace.com/badbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadsinger

She's famous.

I didn't know Courtney Love tried out for American Idol. You learn something new everyday.

I learned a very valuable lesson watching American Idol. People are fucking CRAZY as shit! Seriously, there are some totally fucked up people out there. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

Damn, her tits must have gotten stuck in a power vac............

It's gotta be hard to walk stepping over your tits all the time.......

P.S. She's ugly as a mother fucker too..........

Hotness made me throw up a little and monkey boy gave me nightmares.

Poor monkey boy. But I don't think he looks like a monkey, he looks more like those little creatures with the huge eyes who cling to branches with their little feet. What are those?

too bad the link doesnt work. dammit.

DONT SING IT! BRING IT!

Red was the shit! hahahah

I think the constant rain out in Seattle has 'an effect' on people. (No wonder Windows locks up.)

Hottie alert!!! Who knew Liberdyke had such a smokin' bod???

#16... OMG, I feel the same a exact way!! There are some really sick f***ckers out there!! The best example so far... Red. That guy had evil written all over him. I like how he would use his eyes to scare you to get his way... almost satan like... how sweet.

That is so rad. She was my favorite!

www.VeryLiberating.com

Why can't I find any pictures of Bush Baby aka Brian Peppers' twin?

#12 a black guy got arrested on a drug-related charge...i think it's news only if black guys don't get arrested...

@15...I swore that might be her daughter.

first, the link is broken
second, no more link in comments?
third, the superfish is now the mediocrefish

OMG...it's Gewn Stefani! Wind it up!

please, please give a link that works, I want this so badly!

#26 - a FAMOUS athlete ... who happens to be black.
Nice tasty bit-o-racism there.

of course the link would break just as I found "The Hottness"...

I am just wondering wouldn't it hurt like hell to have your breasts flop around like that? To those who didn't watch the show she was "dancing" all over the place.

American Idol has an age limit. They should also have a chin limit.

Lookin' good, mom!

*yawn ... trolls ... zzzzz ... lovin' the ... zzzzzzzz ... cock ... ZZZzzzzzzz....*

He fixed the link. Hard to believe the guy got the names and found all those.
Not that I've seen the show - other than the odd battery problem with the remote - but people tell me the 'talent' wasn't really on long.
Now find Osama bud.

Link is still done unfortunately as of 6:00CST

It works for me - but I've always had a problem with the 'RichPort' links

It seems 80231 is the new 90210.
Reality - Deal with it.

"19. Posted by notmeganharris
Poor monkey boy. But I don't think he looks like a monkey, he looks more like those little creatures with the huge eyes who cling to branches with their little feet. What are those?"

Those are BUSH BABIES...
and by "Bush Baby" I mean this cute bugger:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cercopan.org/images/gallery%2520bush%2520baby.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cercopan.org/picture_gallery.htm&h=528&w=550&sz=69&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=_2Y6aHKnByGziM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=133&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbush%2Bbaby%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG

NOT:
RE: "25. Posted by jrzmommy
Why can't I find any pictures of Bush Baby aka Brian Peppers' twin?"
http://img73.echo.cx/img73/2443/pepper3gh.jpg

and NOT:
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/L/bush_baby.jpg

Yeah, I remember that girl. She looks exactly like her mom, only different hair colors. Wonder if myspace would like to make them cool myspace graphics. hahah!

Yeah, I remember that girl. She looks exactly like her mom, only different hair colors. Wonder if myspace would like to make them cool myspace graphics. hahah!

lol @ gwen stefani comment.

i never thought of it

not to be a hater, but the person who searched out the myspace pages was probably a News Corp. employee. Cross marketing? Shameless promo? Fox? NEVER!

link worked fine for me. the chick in the pic above removed her pics though. i just had to see it, we were flipping past and watched this girl, and i swear, whatever the opposite of horny is, that's what i've been since then. someone PLEASE send her the links to the comments here.

i really do wonder if some of these bumble-fucks actually believe that they have a chance? or is it something they do to just get on tv? that's retarded, why would one want to let the entire country see you make a fool out of yourself just for your 15 seconds of fame???? remember those two guys one with the crazy bug eyes and his buddy from the line? jeezuz, wtf were they thinking?

hahaha
i'm a myspace whore, so this post was actually a godsend for me. I looked at a couple of the myspace pages, and it turns out these people really are the huge losers they seemed like on television. One kid's friends left comments on his page saying somethin like "you only had 20 friends on here before idol, now you have 130". maybe his shitty audition will at least make him some new loser friends to suck with

Did anybody else find the nude photos of her? She has green pubes!!!

You can't see them at youtuberoast.com.

anyone see the similarities between this AI contestant and the newly listed pics of the Simpson sisters?

@ MetroAmish: Everybody knows that Amish guys don't wear mustache, only beard.

By faking your "Amishness", I think that's making you just a common, regular social retard ...

yeah, that means nothing to me either

MySpace is the best everyone is on it these days.