January 18, 2007
American Idol MySpace hunt
I don't watch American Idol so this means nothing to me, but this guy tracked down the MySpace page of as many contestants from the new season as he could. I use the word "contestants" loosely, since none of these clowns made it past the first round. I'd feel sorry for them, except this is pretty much what you're asking for when you try out for American Idol and you've got the vocal talent of Rain Man.
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Comments
1. Posted by CelebSlam.com on January 18, 2007 11:01 AM
Damn that chick's fine!
www.celebslam.com
2. Posted by magickal on January 18, 2007 11:02 AM
Hey.....isn't that....in a blond wig....oh, never mind.
3. Posted by tits_on_snack on January 18, 2007 11:03 AM
My favourite was the fat chick who sang like a lion.
And by "Favourite" I mean "Person I was Most Afraid Of."
4. Posted by Gaby on January 18, 2007 11:08 AM
hahaha.... she's the next SHE BANGS SHE BANGS. poor thing. her and her mom looked EXACTLY alike. and she really thought she was sexy. HAHAHAHA.
5. Posted by karifarrell on January 18, 2007 11:09 AM
Put that chick in a leather bustier and she'd be HOT!!!
Er wait...is that Britney??? Cuz then she already has one.
6. Posted by Pointandlaugh on January 18, 2007 11:09 AM
My favorite was the plump broad from Tuesday nite, who butchered the Queen/Bowie tune, "Under Pressure." HAHAHAHAHA
7. Posted by anothershityear on January 18, 2007 11:10 AM
take that license plate off of her, Simon
despite all appearances, she is NOT a Mack Truck
8. Posted by anothershityear on January 18, 2007 11:13 AM
someone good at Photoshop :
paste a blonde wig on a pic of the idol-judge Randy Jackson and change the skin color
then put this pic (above) side-by-side with it
i think he and she would look almost identical !
9. Posted by Jacquelantern on January 18, 2007 11:17 AM
Her Boobs are down to her waist!! Yuck!!
10. Posted by Jacquelantern on January 18, 2007 11:18 AM
So this is how Britney is gonna get her career started up again...
11. Posted by dancehallcrasher75 on January 18, 2007 11:19 AM
She needs a "nobraovention" since apparently when she got dressed in her shiny gold shirt, she forget to put on a bra. I was blind for about 2 hours after I saw her on TV last night.
12. Posted by wedgeone on January 18, 2007 11:21 AM
Why is this even worth a post? Move on to some good celeb news - like Michael Vick getting investigated for attempting to smuggle his pipe resin through airport security in Miami using a water bottle! Now THAT's worth discussing.
http://sports.iwon.com/news/01182007/v6665.html
13. Posted by kate on January 18, 2007 11:33 AM
I don't even watch American Idol, but I saw this chick in the commercials for the show. There is NO chance this chick isn't a joke contestant. No one acts like that without doing it on purpose.
And either way, this chick's boobs are a little scary. Anyone watch South Park? Their new teacher, Ms. Chokesondick? Boobs are identical to hers.
14. Posted by Peter Coffin on January 18, 2007 11:36 AM
http://www.myspace.com/badbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadsinger
15. Posted by DrunkBlogger on January 18, 2007 11:42 AM
She's famous.
16. Posted by Knickers O'Muffin on January 18, 2007 11:47 AM
I didn't know Courtney Love tried out for American Idol. You learn something new everyday.
17. Posted by DancingQueen on January 18, 2007 11:48 AM
I learned a very valuable lesson watching American Idol. People are fucking CRAZY as shit! Seriously, there are some totally fucked up people out there. Be afraid. Be very afraid!
18. Posted by Italian Stallion on January 18, 2007 11:54 AM
Damn, her tits must have gotten stuck in a power vac............
It's gotta be hard to walk stepping over your tits all the time.......
P.S. She's ugly as a mother fucker too..........
19. Posted by combustion8 on January 18, 2007 12:01 PM
Hotness made me throw up a little and monkey boy gave me nightmares.
20. Posted by notmeganharris on January 18, 2007 12:06 PM
Poor monkey boy. But I don't think he looks like a monkey, he looks more like those little creatures with the huge eyes who cling to branches with their little feet. What are those?
21. Posted by jmack on January 18, 2007 12:06 PM
too bad the link doesnt work. dammit.
DONT SING IT! BRING IT!
Red was the shit! hahahah
22. Posted by Binky on January 18, 2007 12:10 PM
I think the constant rain out in Seattle has 'an effect' on people. (No wonder Windows locks up.)
23. Posted by magickal on January 18, 2007 12:19 PM
Hottie alert!!! Who knew Liberdyke had such a smokin' bod???
24. Posted by Jacquelantern on January 18, 2007 12:37 PM
#16... OMG, I feel the same a exact way!! There are some really sick f***ckers out there!! The best example so far... Red. That guy had evil written all over him. I like how he would use his eyes to scare you to get his way... almost satan like... how sweet.
25. Posted by VeryLiberating.com on January 18, 2007 12:42 PM
That is so rad. She was my favorite!
www.VeryLiberating.com
26. Posted by jrzmommy on January 18, 2007 12:43 PM
Why can't I find any pictures of Bush Baby aka Brian Peppers' twin?
27. Posted by kanye on January 18, 2007 12:53 PM
#12 a black guy got arrested on a drug-related charge...i think it's news only if black guys don't get arrested...
28. Posted by no one you know on January 18, 2007 12:59 PM
@15...I swore that might be her daughter.
29. Posted by Adult Underoos on January 18, 2007 1:35 PM
first, the link is broken
second, no more link in comments?
third, the superfish is now the mediocrefish
30. Posted by PaisleyMoon on January 18, 2007 1:35 PM
OMG...it's Gewn Stefani! Wind it up!
31. Posted by nico on January 18, 2007 1:41 PM
please, please give a link that works, I want this so badly!
32. Posted by wedgeone on January 18, 2007 1:50 PM
#26 - a FAMOUS athlete ... who happens to be black.
Nice tasty bit-o-racism there.
33. Posted by Breezy on January 18, 2007 1:54 PM
of course the link would break just as I found "The Hottness"...
34. Posted by saffron714 on January 18, 2007 1:59 PM
I am just wondering wouldn't it hurt like hell to have your breasts flop around like that? To those who didn't watch the show she was "dancing" all over the place.
35. Posted by Twisted Humor on January 18, 2007 2:21 PM
American Idol has an age limit. They should also have a chin limit.
36. Posted by RichPort on January 18, 2007 2:58 PM
Lookin' good, mom!
37. Posted by wedgeone on January 18, 2007 3:50 PM
*yawn ... trolls ... zzzzz ... lovin' the ... zzzzzzzz ... cock ... ZZZzzzzzzz....*
38. Posted by Binky on January 18, 2007 3:54 PM
He fixed the link. Hard to believe the guy got the names and found all those.
Not that I've seen the show - other than the odd battery problem with the remote - but people tell me the 'talent' wasn't really on long.
Now find Osama bud.
39. Posted by skisquash on January 18, 2007 4:30 PM
Link is still done unfortunately as of 6:00CST
40. Posted by Binky on January 18, 2007 4:47 PM
It works for me - but I've always had a problem with the 'RichPort' links
41. Posted by Binky on January 18, 2007 5:14 PM
It seems 80231 is the new 90210.
Reality - Deal with it.
42. Posted by HollyJ on January 18, 2007 5:57 PM
"19. Posted by notmeganharris
Poor monkey boy. But I don't think he looks like a monkey, he looks more like those little creatures with the huge eyes who cling to branches with their little feet. What are those?"
Those are BUSH BABIES...
and by "Bush Baby" I mean this cute bugger:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cercopan.org/images/gallery%2520bush%2520baby.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cercopan.org/picture_gallery.htm&h=528&w=550&sz=69&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=_2Y6aHKnByGziM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=133&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbush%2Bbaby%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG
NOT:
RE: "25. Posted by jrzmommy
Why can't I find any pictures of Bush Baby aka Brian Peppers' twin?"
http://img73.echo.cx/img73/2443/pepper3gh.jpg
and NOT:
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/L/bush_baby.jpg
43. Posted by myspaceblogger on January 18, 2007 7:00 PM
Yeah, I remember that girl. She looks exactly like her mom, only different hair colors. Wonder if myspace would like to make them cool myspace graphics. hahah!
44. Posted by myspaceblogger on January 18, 2007 7:01 PM
Yeah, I remember that girl. She looks exactly like her mom, only different hair colors. Wonder if myspace would like to make them cool myspace graphics. hahah!
45. Posted by LaBellaVienna on January 18, 2007 10:19 PM
lol @ gwen stefani comment.
i never thought of it
46. Posted by Ch1mp on January 19, 2007 12:59 AM
not to be a hater, but the person who searched out the myspace pages was probably a News Corp. employee. Cross marketing? Shameless promo? Fox? NEVER!
47. Posted by fame is funny on January 19, 2007 6:06 AM
link worked fine for me. the chick in the pic above removed her pics though. i just had to see it, we were flipping past and watched this girl, and i swear, whatever the opposite of horny is, that's what i've been since then. someone PLEASE send her the links to the comments here.
48. Posted by lola dee on January 19, 2007 8:57 AM
i really do wonder if some of these bumble-fucks actually believe that they have a chance? or is it something they do to just get on tv? that's retarded, why would one want to let the entire country see you make a fool out of yourself just for your 15 seconds of fame???? remember those two guys one with the crazy bug eyes and his buddy from the line? jeezuz, wtf were they thinking?
49. Posted by heyheyhey on January 19, 2007 9:00 AM
hahaha
i'm a myspace whore, so this post was actually a godsend for me. I looked at a couple of the myspace pages, and it turns out these people really are the huge losers they seemed like on television. One kid's friends left comments on his page saying somethin like "you only had 20 friends on here before idol, now you have 130". maybe his shitty audition will at least make him some new loser friends to suck with
50. Posted by DrunkBlogger on January 19, 2007 9:06 AM
Did anybody else find the nude photos of her? She has green pubes!!!
You can't see them at youtuberoast.com.
51. Posted by cruzin333 on January 19, 2007 9:47 AM
anyone see the similarities between this AI contestant and the newly listed pics of the Simpson sisters?
52. Posted by Skönflicka on January 21, 2007 8:58 AM
@ MetroAmish: Everybody knows that Amish guys don't wear mustache, only beard.
By faking your "Amishness", I think that's making you just a common, regular social retard ...