Dec 8 2006Wesley Snipes gets arrested

Wesley Snipes was arrested today on charges of tax fraud, allegedly making $12 million in false refund claims and failed to file tax returns from 1999 through 2004. Which is incredibly boring. This is Wesley Snipes, man. If movies have taught me anything it's that he should be going to prison for the murder of thousands of vampires. And also that we're living in something called the Matrix. You wouldn't understand, it's science.
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1. CelebSlam.com - December 8, 2006 8:06 AM
Didn't this happen like 2 months ago?
http://www.celebslam.com
2. tim meadows - December 8, 2006 8:09 AM
the warrant was issued 2 months ago.
financial irresponsibility on the part of a black man. shocked i am.
3. jazzdrummer420 - December 8, 2006 8:12 AM
This really is boring, isn't he in the house of the rising sun or something by now... Yes he was accused of this now he's arrested for it. Don't the police know that any minute Kris Kristofferson and Jessica Biel will be busting in the station and breaking out the only hope for humanity against this vastly superior force of vampires... oh thank God it's Friday
4. Dean - December 8, 2006 8:19 AM
Science FTW!
5. siliconsaint69 - December 8, 2006 8:19 AM
He's famously famous, nothing's going to happen. He could get caught snorting half a kilo of cocaine off a dead hooker's back and he'd probably only get parole. Fucking wonderfully biased legal system.
6. BriBri - December 8, 2006 8:21 AM
"If movies have taught me anything it's that he should be going to prison for the murder of thousands of vampires."
Haha!
7. MyGosh! - December 8, 2006 8:29 AM
Boring... Next!
8. Mojo - December 8, 2006 8:29 AM
Yor incredibly rich,just pay your fucking taxes jackass.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
9. LASmogProtection - December 8, 2006 8:31 AM
(hits snooze button)
10. Chodite - December 8, 2006 8:36 AM
Shiiit, Wesley's too bad ass for jail.
That sumbitch will be out before you can even put your chips on black.
Hey bitches, Happy Girl on Girl Friday!
http://www.Cooterpunch.com
11. libtard - December 8, 2006 8:36 AM
I'm scared and confused. Where is the vagina on this person? He doesn't look as if he's been drinking. Does he hate America? Why is there no nipple slip? He even looks well fed. I'm scared. Hold me.
12. Wildhoney - December 8, 2006 8:38 AM
The real issue is that the American tax system has been ruled unconstitutional -- 85 million Americans didn't file a tax return last year and so they're either avoiding it through general tax evasion, or know how the system works, unlike a lot of people still, which is shocking, and therefore do not file a tax return for that reason. Even still, a lot of Americans don't even know there's a difference between being an American Citizen and a U.S citizen -- there is a significant difference between the 2.
To #5, they'll throw the book at Wesley because the system works on fear -- this course of action will implant fear into millions of Americans who are beginning to wake up and considering taking a similar course of action.
Don't take my word for it, please. Do your own research and you will see, too.
13. abowie - December 8, 2006 8:39 AM
#2-You're an asshole. Ditch the racist shit. That has nothing to do with it. Plenty of white dudes are "financially irresponsible." I can whip up a list if you like. Jerk.
14. jrzmommy - December 8, 2006 8:47 AM
woopsie...gotta pay the taxman!
Hey, #2, do you look in the mirror and practice being a complete cunt? Just wondering, because you're really good at it.
15. tim meadows - December 8, 2006 8:51 AM
no, if a #2 were to look in the mirror, it'd see something resembling you
16. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - December 8, 2006 8:59 AM
Just another example of America trying to keep a black man down. By forcing him to pay taxes. When he's filthy rich. This reminds me of that part in The Color Purple... you know... that part.
17. HollywoodSnark - December 8, 2006 9:01 AM
Sweeeeet - I actually hope he goes to jail (fat chance)....I hate it when celebs make big $ and just decide to not pay any of it back - http://hollywoodsnark.com
18. jrzmommy - December 8, 2006 9:06 AM
15--well, i hope you enjoyed that because that's the most clever thing you're ever gonna say.....a poop joke on the Superfish.
19. 21st century digital boy - December 8, 2006 9:06 AM
Always bet on black.
20. NipsyHustle - December 8, 2006 9:09 AM
# 13 and #14
don't bite the troll bait. the easiest way to have someone comment on your post is to post something "racist". it's just a pathetic cry for attention. just ignore them and they will go away or cry themselves to sleep.
21. jrzmommy - December 8, 2006 9:13 AM
20--sage advice, amigo.
22. tsarinaamanda - December 8, 2006 9:27 AM
"John Spartan, is that you Man, they let anyone into this century!"
I'm shocked and appalled that there aren't more references to Demolition Man, the FINEST MOVIE EVER MADE! And I like Wesley Snipes just because of that movie, so i hope it all turns out for him. Yeah, not snarky, but I have to like SOMEBODY...I guess.
@12-
You're ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. That is all.
23. bigsteamyone - December 8, 2006 9:33 AM
#22 all restraunts are now taco bell !
24. RichPort - December 8, 2006 9:36 AM
#21 - Damn you!!! That what I was gonna say... Now I got nothing...
TCLTC
25. DrunkBlogger - December 8, 2006 9:39 AM
No, I totally get it. It's called Friday morning laziness. It's all good though.
26. EliasAlucard - December 8, 2006 9:44 AM
"This is Wesley Snipes, man. If movies have taught me anything it's that he should be going to prison for the murder of thousands of vampires. And also that we're living in something called the Matrix. You wouldn't understand, it's science."
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LOL!
27. LoneWolf - December 8, 2006 9:45 AM
Sounds like Homeboy needs some cash, fast.
"Hey Woody, Wes. 'Sup, man. Yeah, I got this idea for a sequel. Check this out - 'Black Men Don't Pay Taxes', whaddya think? Woody? Woody? Hello?"
28. enfilade - December 8, 2006 9:46 AM
Don't worry, he'll battle his way out with his kungfu moves.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
29. Italian Stallion - December 8, 2006 9:47 AM
This fool was living life 'duty free'........
30. carpemundus - December 8, 2006 10:27 AM
wesley snipes is so black, if he stuck to only going outside at night, they never would've found him
carpemundus.com - equal opportunity haters
31. aimatcha - December 8, 2006 11:33 AM
"Gotta pay 'da Man, my brutha." Why are his eyes so YELLOW???
32. HolisticWisdomcom - December 8, 2006 11:40 AM
His glasses makes him look like he has Jaundice.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
33. che1964 - December 8, 2006 1:37 PM
What's your boogle, no one is putting Simon Phoenix behind bars.
34. NipsyHustle - December 8, 2006 2:44 PM
wesley is already out on $1 million dollar bail so he can't be doing to badly.
35. Oscar Dahl, BuddyTV - December 8, 2006 4:13 PM
Aw, Snipes. I thought you were going to stay on the lam in some crazy place like Malaysia.
36. Pointandlaugh - December 9, 2006 9:23 AM
Looks like he needs some quick cash. Time to make Passenger 57 - Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.
37. PontiacFlanagan - December 9, 2006 5:32 PM
Sounds like Wesley should always bet on Black and White, since that's what he'll be hauled to jail in.
Mellow greetings, your Honor. What's your boggle?
38. Celebwaste - December 10, 2006 3:30 PM
Income tax is a fraud.
America Freedom to Fascism
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4312730277175242198
39. Ass Ferret Jones - December 10, 2006 4:49 PM
12, 38. I love libertarianism, the complete freedom from condideration of logic, or cause and effect, must be refreshing.
Do your kids go to public schools? Do you drive on public roads? Do you appreciate the protection provided your family by the armed forces, law enforcement, or firemen? Do you enjoy abusing the freedom to publicly proclaim retarded statements like, "income tax is a fraud?" How about the right to sue in public court when someone kicks your cretin ass as an act of social Darwinism?
Then pay your fucking taxes and stop whining, cuntards, ...
40. dovescry1999 - December 11, 2006 6:18 PM
F**k the no talent, woman beating bitch.
Even though I don't think she's a great actress, he's the reason Halle Berry is deaf in one ear.
The only time I think of him ,and laugh is when Bernie Mac talks about him, in that Wayans Movie "Don't be a Menace, to South Central, While Drinking your Juice in the Hood..."
(Bernie Mac) "I HATE THAT BLACK ASS WESLEY SNIPES!!!
41. dovescry1999 - December 11, 2006 6:24 PM
F**k the no talent, woman beating bitch.
Even though I don't think she's a great actress, he's the reason Halle Berry is deaf in one ear.
The only time I think of him ,and laugh is when Bernie Mac talks about him, in that Wayans Movie "Don't be a Menace, to South Central, While Drinking your Juice in the Hood..."
(Bernie Mac) "I HATE THAT BLACK ASS WESLEY SNIPES!!!
Maybe he and Michael Jackson can get together, and do a sequel to "Bad", and call it "Bad, my Ass!, We Goin' to Jail !"
42. HollywoodSnark - March 27, 2007 12:10 PM
please, just put him away