December 8, 2006
Wesley Snipes gets arrested
Wesley Snipes was arrested today on charges of tax fraud, allegedly making $12 million in false refund claims and failed to file tax returns from 1999 through 2004. Which is incredibly boring. This is Wesley Snipes, man. If movies have taught me anything it's that he should be going to prison for the murder of thousands of vampires. And also that we're living in something called the Matrix. You wouldn't understand, it's science.
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Comments
1. Posted by CelebSlam.com on December 8, 2006 8:06 AM
Didn't this happen like 2 months ago?
http://www.celebslam.com
2. Posted by tim meadows on December 8, 2006 8:09 AM
the warrant was issued 2 months ago.
financial irresponsibility on the part of a black man. shocked i am.
3. Posted by jazzdrummer420 on December 8, 2006 8:12 AM
This really is boring, isn't he in the house of the rising sun or something by now... Yes he was accused of this now he's arrested for it. Don't the police know that any minute Kris Kristofferson and Jessica Biel will be busting in the station and breaking out the only hope for humanity against this vastly superior force of vampires... oh thank God it's Friday
4. Posted by Dean on December 8, 2006 8:19 AM
Science FTW!
5. Posted by siliconsaint69 on December 8, 2006 8:19 AM
He's famously famous, nothing's going to happen. He could get caught snorting half a kilo of cocaine off a dead hooker's back and he'd probably only get parole. Fucking wonderfully biased legal system.
6. Posted by BriBri on December 8, 2006 8:21 AM
"If movies have taught me anything it's that he should be going to prison for the murder of thousands of vampires."
Haha!
7. Posted by MyGosh! on December 8, 2006 8:29 AM
Boring... Next!
8. Posted by Mojo on December 8, 2006 8:29 AM
Yor incredibly rich,just pay your fucking taxes jackass.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
9. Posted by LASmogProtection on December 8, 2006 8:31 AM
(hits snooze button)
10. Posted by Chodite on December 8, 2006 8:36 AM
Shiiit, Wesley's too bad ass for jail.
That sumbitch will be out before you can even put your chips on black.
Hey bitches, Happy Girl on Girl Friday!
http://www.Cooterpunch.com
11. Posted by libtard on December 8, 2006 8:36 AM
I'm scared and confused. Where is the vagina on this person? He doesn't look as if he's been drinking. Does he hate America? Why is there no nipple slip? He even looks well fed. I'm scared. Hold me.
12. Posted by Wildhoney on December 8, 2006 8:38 AM
The real issue is that the American tax system has been ruled unconstitutional -- 85 million Americans didn't file a tax return last year and so they're either avoiding it through general tax evasion, or know how the system works, unlike a lot of people still, which is shocking, and therefore do not file a tax return for that reason. Even still, a lot of Americans don't even know there's a difference between being an American Citizen and a U.S citizen -- there is a significant difference between the 2.
To #5, they'll throw the book at Wesley because the system works on fear -- this course of action will implant fear into millions of Americans who are beginning to wake up and considering taking a similar course of action.
Don't take my word for it, please. Do your own research and you will see, too.
13. Posted by abowie on December 8, 2006 8:39 AM
#2-You're an asshole. Ditch the racist shit. That has nothing to do with it. Plenty of white dudes are "financially irresponsible." I can whip up a list if you like. Jerk.
14. Posted by jrzmommy on December 8, 2006 8:47 AM
woopsie...gotta pay the taxman!
Hey, #2, do you look in the mirror and practice being a complete cunt? Just wondering, because you're really good at it.
15. Posted by tim meadows on December 8, 2006 8:51 AM
no, if a #2 were to look in the mirror, it'd see something resembling you
16. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on December 8, 2006 8:59 AM
Just another example of America trying to keep a black man down. By forcing him to pay taxes. When he's filthy rich. This reminds me of that part in The Color Purple... you know... that part.
17. Posted by HollywoodSnark on December 8, 2006 9:01 AM
Sweeeeet - I actually hope he goes to jail (fat chance)....I hate it when celebs make big $ and just decide to not pay any of it back - http://hollywoodsnark.com
18. Posted by jrzmommy on December 8, 2006 9:06 AM
15--well, i hope you enjoyed that because that's the most clever thing you're ever gonna say.....a poop joke on the Superfish.
19. Posted by 21st century digital boy on December 8, 2006 9:06 AM
Always bet on black.
20. Posted by NipsyHustle on December 8, 2006 9:09 AM
# 13 and #14
don't bite the troll bait. the easiest way to have someone comment on your post is to post something "racist". it's just a pathetic cry for attention. just ignore them and they will go away or cry themselves to sleep.
21. Posted by jrzmommy on December 8, 2006 9:13 AM
20--sage advice, amigo.
22. Posted by tsarinaamanda on December 8, 2006 9:27 AM
"John Spartan, is that you Man, they let anyone into this century!"
I'm shocked and appalled that there aren't more references to Demolition Man, the FINEST MOVIE EVER MADE! And I like Wesley Snipes just because of that movie, so i hope it all turns out for him. Yeah, not snarky, but I have to like SOMEBODY...I guess.
@12-
You're ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. That is all.
23. Posted by bigsteamyone on December 8, 2006 9:33 AM
#22 all restraunts are now taco bell !
24. Posted by RichPort on December 8, 2006 9:36 AM
#21 - Damn you!!! That what I was gonna say... Now I got nothing...
TCLTC
25. Posted by DrunkBlogger on December 8, 2006 9:39 AM
No, I totally get it. It's called Friday morning laziness. It's all good though.
26. Posted by EliasAlucard on December 8, 2006 9:44 AM
"This is Wesley Snipes, man. If movies have taught me anything it's that he should be going to prison for the murder of thousands of vampires. And also that we're living in something called the Matrix. You wouldn't understand, it's science."
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LOL!
27. Posted by LoneWolf on December 8, 2006 9:45 AM
Sounds like Homeboy needs some cash, fast.
"Hey Woody, Wes. 'Sup, man. Yeah, I got this idea for a sequel. Check this out - 'Black Men Don't Pay Taxes', whaddya think? Woody? Woody? Hello?"
28. Posted by enfilade on December 8, 2006 9:46 AM
Don't worry, he'll battle his way out with his kungfu moves.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
29. Posted by Italian Stallion on December 8, 2006 9:47 AM
This fool was living life 'duty free'........
30. Posted by carpemundus on December 8, 2006 10:27 AM
wesley snipes is so black, if he stuck to only going outside at night, they never would've found him
carpemundus.com - equal opportunity haters
31. Posted by aimatcha on December 8, 2006 11:33 AM
"Gotta pay 'da Man, my brutha." Why are his eyes so YELLOW???
32. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on December 8, 2006 11:40 AM
His glasses makes him look like he has Jaundice.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
33. Posted by che1964 on December 8, 2006 1:37 PM
What's your boogle, no one is putting Simon Phoenix behind bars.
34. Posted by NipsyHustle on December 8, 2006 2:44 PM
wesley is already out on $1 million dollar bail so he can't be doing to badly.
35. Posted by Oscar Dahl, BuddyTV on December 8, 2006 4:13 PM
Aw, Snipes. I thought you were going to stay on the lam in some crazy place like Malaysia.
36. Posted by Pointandlaugh on December 9, 2006 9:23 AM
Looks like he needs some quick cash. Time to make Passenger 57 - Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.
37. Posted by PontiacFlanagan on December 9, 2006 5:32 PM
Sounds like Wesley should always bet on Black and White, since that's what he'll be hauled to jail in.
Mellow greetings, your Honor. What's your boggle?
38. Posted by Celebwaste on December 10, 2006 3:30 PM
Income tax is a fraud.
America Freedom to Fascism
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4312730277175242198
39. Posted by Ass Ferret Jones on December 10, 2006 4:49 PM
12, 38. I love libertarianism, the complete freedom from condideration of logic, or cause and effect, must be refreshing.
Do your kids go to public schools? Do you drive on public roads? Do you appreciate the protection provided your family by the armed forces, law enforcement, or firemen? Do you enjoy abusing the freedom to publicly proclaim retarded statements like, "income tax is a fraud?" How about the right to sue in public court when someone kicks your cretin ass as an act of social Darwinism?
Then pay your fucking taxes and stop whining, cuntards, ...
40. Posted by dovescry1999 on December 11, 2006 6:18 PM
F**k the no talent, woman beating bitch.
Even though I don't think she's a great actress, he's the reason Halle Berry is deaf in one ear.
The only time I think of him ,and laugh is when Bernie Mac talks about him, in that Wayans Movie "Don't be a Menace, to South Central, While Drinking your Juice in the Hood..."
(Bernie Mac) "I HATE THAT BLACK ASS WESLEY SNIPES!!!
41. Posted by dovescry1999 on December 11, 2006 6:24 PM
F**k the no talent, woman beating bitch.
Even though I don't think she's a great actress, he's the reason Halle Berry is deaf in one ear.
The only time I think of him ,and laugh is when Bernie Mac talks about him, in that Wayans Movie "Don't be a Menace, to South Central, While Drinking your Juice in the Hood..."
(Bernie Mac) "I HATE THAT BLACK ASS WESLEY SNIPES!!!
Maybe he and Michael Jackson can get together, and do a sequel to "Bad", and call it "Bad, my Ass!, We Goin' to Jail !"