Dec 13 2006UPDATE: Pauly Shore gets knocked out
Pauly Shore got into a heated exchange with some hecklers during a standup gig over the weekend in Odessa, Texas. During the incident one of the men walks on stage and Pauly Shore tries to diffuse the situation by apologizing and saying, "Please, stop, stop." Then the crowd of intellectuals start shouting "Hit him!" and Mr. Cowboy figures this is time to shine. The guy is quickly escorted away by police and Pauly Shore storms off saying, "Fuck all you fuckin' white trash."
There's some NSFW language, but if you watch the clip you can really feel the intelligence emanating from the room. As if they managed to cram every member of Mensa into that little comedy club. If they all concentrated really hard they could probably lift the entire building with just the power of their minds.
Thanks to Mike for the tip, who I hear can curl a car with one arm.
UPDATE: Turns out the whole thing was staged. The Odessa Police Department says an officer "had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit."
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Reader Comments
1. particle)man - December 12, 2006 10:38 AM
FIIIIRST! I WIN!
2. particle)man - December 12, 2006 10:41 AM
oh man, he got knocked out
3. Praz - December 12, 2006 10:41 AM
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like, it's not important
Particle Man
4. soho - December 12, 2006 10:41 AM
Lame.
5. particle)man - December 12, 2006 10:42 AM
#3, exactly
6. RichPort - December 12, 2006 10:42 AM
Lesson to all non-southerners: no NASCAR jokes.
7. Bugman4045 - December 12, 2006 10:46 AM
Well, at least the audience finally got a laugh.
8. BoognishRising - December 12, 2006 10:48 AM
That guy is my hero.
9. CelebSlam.com - December 12, 2006 10:49 AM
Pauly Shore got knocked the fuck out!
http://www.celebslam.com
10. enfilade - December 12, 2006 10:56 AM
Dumb hicks.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
11. Mojo - December 12, 2006 10:56 AM
Totally uncalled for,and absolutely hilarious.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
12. nebogart - December 12, 2006 10:58 AM
All that video does is make Texans look like dumb hicks... I hope the ass in the cowboy hat is happy with himself. Dude loosen up, its a fucken comedy show, do some yoga, or maybe tae kwon do
13. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - December 12, 2006 10:58 AM
What was Pauly Shore doing at my family reunion, and why don't I remember that happening???
Oh yeah, whiskey.
14. tinyTy - December 12, 2006 10:59 AM
Totally impressive when a big thug punches a tiny pip squeak.
15. jrzmommy - December 12, 2006 10:59 AM
Suddenly it's a video jihad against comedians? I actually feel sorry for PS, I've always thought he was pretty funny (so shoot me...or punch me, whatever).
16. www.rumorficial.com - December 12, 2006 11:00 AM
What a shame for Pauly
http://www.rumorficial.com
17. Sugarplumsonline - December 12, 2006 11:01 AM
All he had to say was "Git R Done!" about 25 times and they would have rollin' MAN!!!
Melissa
from
Sugarplumsonline
18. HolisticWisdomcom - December 12, 2006 11:02 AM
Clearly he was no knocked out, but knocked down... big difference.
I am disgusted with the whole scene. What is this, a new trend where audience members think they can be disrespectful to a performer? Then the performer makes some racial insult?
I sometimes feel like we are all kids still at a playground and there are many still acting badly. To those that think this is the way to act in life... grow up, you are embarrassing yourselves.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
19. fergernauster - December 12, 2006 11:04 AM
OK. Firstly, that was staged.
Secondly, the only humor in the entire clip was the repetition in slow-mo of the staged "hit".
20. cole007 - December 12, 2006 11:04 AM
holy shit. I went to high school there. Thank god i live in boston. jesus, that place sucks.
21. BarbadoSlim - December 12, 2006 11:08 AM
There should be a federal employment position classifed as "guy to punch Pauly Shore on the face at every opportunity."
So make this happen Washington! I want my tax dollars to work for my perverted pleasures.
22. crabbie - December 12, 2006 11:11 AM
Fake.
23. cole007 - December 12, 2006 11:16 AM
as an aside, playing odessa, texas, or "slow-deatha," and "odessolate" as its known affectionately by natives, is not exactly a career "all-time best" if you know what I mean.
There is nothing between there are all of the coahuila desert of mexico but a tumbleweed for hundreds of miles. And, it's just probably the biggest path for drugs into this country from south america.
24. simon134 - December 12, 2006 11:24 AM
That looks fake as shit and staged!
25. CantLookBackWontLookBack - December 12, 2006 11:25 AM
Because you're from Texas you're white trash? Hmmmmm. Perhaps Pauly "Dude" Shore (his ONLY claim to fame, which shows his level of brain power as well) should rethink his choice in venues. I didn't even realize there was a gathering place in Odessa (the ARM PIT of Texas) big enough to hold more than 50 people and actually print tickets.
Anyway, Pauly Shore is a complete fucktard moron, as is the the banjo-playing, swagger-walkin hick in the video clip. I bet his girlfriend got wet watching him be a bad ass on stage. Jesus. My problem here is that (a) not all people from small town Texas are white trash hicks and (b)everyone is now pointing fingers and laughing at Texas.
For that I say (in the words of the all-knowing, wise WILLOW), "I fart in your general direction."
26. wedgeone - December 12, 2006 11:28 AM
Just goes to show how low Pauly's career has gone, if the incident is in fact true & not a setup.
As of 2:25 PM ET, I haven't seen this in the news headlines (you would think it would be after the whole "Kramer-Nigger" incident).
27. Peter Coffin - December 12, 2006 11:30 AM
They were a bunch of white trash fuckoffs.
28. Anisettekiss - December 12, 2006 11:34 AM
I totally tivo Pauly.
29. UNWASHEDMASSES - December 12, 2006 11:37 AM
This reminds me of the time RichPort (pauly) tried to get into a political debate with me. Pretty much the same outcome.
30. popstand - December 12, 2006 11:38 AM
To CantLookBackWontLookBack...
Sensitive much? He didn't say "Fuck all of Texas." He was clearly directing his comments at the jackasses in the club. I can't believe I feel sorry for Pauly Shore, but that was some serious bullshit.
31. Nando - December 12, 2006 11:39 AM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32. suzy - December 12, 2006 11:40 AM
i like pauly.. at least he didnt call the guy the N word, not like he could cuz the dude wasnt a black guy.. but whatever
i wonder if Pauly is gonna press charges hehe
33. Jedi Kevin - December 12, 2006 11:51 AM
That was much less satisfying than it should have been. Pauly Shore is a mental giant compared to those morons. I can't believe that I'm actually siding with Pauly on this one. Fucking white trash, indeed!
34. kate - December 12, 2006 11:52 AM
If this is a setup, its pretty pathetic by PS. But if this is true, what the fuck is wrong with people?
I'm hardly a PS fan but I can't condone people acting like they're entitled to act like an asshole and assault someone because they paid for a ticket. Who raised these brilliant people?
35. debisis - December 12, 2006 11:52 AM
I'm from Georgia. I like the south and all...but southern pride over stupid shit like that is not necessary. The obnoxious hick got arrested I'm sure. Poor Pauly. Hick Men and their lame egos.
36. Berzerker - December 12, 2006 11:52 AM
SET UP ! total publicity stunt. i bet he paid that guy a hundred bucks to pretend to punch him. now we're all watching and talking about pauly shore
37. CantLookBackWontLookBack - December 12, 2006 11:53 AM
POSTAND - not at all. I am not saying Pauly said that, either. Many of the basement-dwelling posters here did, though. That's all.
That's like me saying all New Yorkers are gutter bums, or all Californians are wheat-grass drinking homos. I wouldn't say that, and it's a serious over-generalization.
Now, I have to get back to my uncle-husband because he's re-shingling our untied-down 3 bedroom double-wide and I think my water just broke in preparation for our 5 child bein born.
38. debisis - December 12, 2006 11:53 AM
Hicks are so unattractive.
39. suzy - December 12, 2006 11:54 AM
http://www.oaoa.com/news/nw120106e.htm
he was suppose to do 5 shows, i wonder which that was
40. Jacquelantern - December 12, 2006 11:55 AM
I would really hate to be a comedian right about now... everyone hates them anymore!!
41. succubus - December 12, 2006 11:58 AM
poor guy
i'm sorry, but no one deserves such a treatment
i was gonna say u americans sure suck, but i know i shouldn't be generalizing
anyways, i totally simpathise with pauly and it doesn't matter if you perform in front of a small audience, i'm an artist myself and i know how much soul and energy one has to invest in order to perform on stage
plus i just don't get it he didn't say anything bad so why did that gorilla start the fight
that's just sick...and wrong!!!
42. cprinri - December 12, 2006 12:00 PM
It that hat-wearing crap-kicking hillbilly a fucktard? Yes indeed.
But a set-up? C'mon. That kind of stuff always gets found out and then Shore's career is completely underground (yes, I agree that it is not far from that now).
Note to audience members: sit down, shut up, interact with the comic but don't be an asshole. If you are, tehn expect to get lambasted by said comic. Oh yeah, stay in your seat and don't hit anyone.
It's not that hard.
43. theoriginalfunnyboy - December 12, 2006 12:03 PM
Yeah, what a shame one hick has to ruin Texas' reputation... Thank God we have a shining example of the high calibre intellect Texas is capable of producing in our current President!
(I'd like to think it's staged, but I can't see what the point would be, plus PS does seem pissed off at the end and I don't think he's that good an actor.)
44. 1980 - December 12, 2006 12:08 PM
oh GOD texans can't take a joke. i know first hand, i live here for freaks sake. i've lived all over the world and texans have the biggest ego out of anywhere i've lived in my life, and for what? for being the worlds greatest hillbillies? ughh. this is sickening.
45. BarbadoSlim - December 12, 2006 12:10 PM
If this, wasn't staged, (HUUUGE IF) it sure makes these little group look like the douchebag brigade.
All that having been said, I think Shore should be made to pay SOME penalty for subjecting us to the Weasel.
hope the swelling stays for a bit buuuuuuuudy.
46. fame is funny - December 12, 2006 12:10 PM
this is the best pauly shore movie EVER.
47. PaisleyMoon - December 12, 2006 12:17 PM
Andy Kaufman used to pull the same shit, I aint buying it, until I see some blood.
http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/
48. StaticBeth - December 12, 2006 12:19 PM
Wow, as annoying as Pauly Shore is, he didn't deserve that. But yet, I found it to be very entertaining to watch.
It's too bad that Kramer didn't get punched in the face by his hecklers though, lol.
49. DrunkBlogger - December 12, 2006 12:22 PM
Anytime Pauly Shore gets knocked out is fine by me.
-Hick Johnson
50. TheRage - December 12, 2006 12:23 PM
25 - loosen up, no one said all of Texas was white trash. and if this clip is in fact real, then i feel sorry for Pauly Shore for being disrespected so badly. hey let's all jump on the comedy club bashing bandwagon. it's cool!
51. Ruby - December 12, 2006 12:25 PM
I wish someone would have punched him out before he made Encino Man.
Unwashedness: where can we view this political scrum?
52. frenchtoaststix - December 12, 2006 12:28 PM
Everyone involved comes out looking like a fucktard. Could be staged, but looks real to me. Anyway, no audience member should be allowed onstage unless the performer invites them up. That guard was derelict in his duties. Perhaps on purpose...
53. RichPort - December 12, 2006 12:33 PM
#29 - Is someone trolling UNWASHED? That was fucking lame.
54. hotdancer420 - December 12, 2006 12:35 PM
This is staged. If it wasn't there would have been a security guard all over that guy who went up there.
55. LL - December 12, 2006 12:37 PM
Props:
"All he had to say was "Git R Done!" about 25 times and they would have rollin' MAN!!!" - fo sho
"this is the best pauly shore movie EVER." - not saying much, but still... funny
Why are people in comedy clubs so angry? Can't any of these people (performers or audience) take a freakin joke?
I've never been to Odessa, but I haven't heard really great things about it. I could say the same thing about Pauly Shore. Actually, it's hard to feel sorry for any of these people. Now if only Gilbert Gottfried would go to Odessa.
56. Dean - December 12, 2006 12:40 PM
So is Pauly Shore's career over because he used racial slurs, ala Michael Richards?
57. BarbadoSlim - December 12, 2006 12:41 PM
#53 we seem to have a stealth troll running around, I think IT is even infesting Yeeeah and Spank Cheeks.
pretty fucking weak as far as trolls go though
58. pixelbasic - December 12, 2006 12:42 PM
For the record he was from Arkansas.
59. Binky - December 12, 2006 12:47 PM
Talk about screwing up the 'punch line.'
Pauly forgot his line " Sock it to me, Sock it to me !"
Doesn't he know his TV history ? He knew 'Hoss'.
60. 86 - December 12, 2006 12:54 PM
Weez the juice.
61. Pointandlaugh - December 12, 2006 12:54 PM
People actually paid $$ to see Pauly Shore? Last I heard, Pauly was employed by the CIA at Guantanomo to torture detainees with his stand-up act.
62. RichPort - December 12, 2006 12:56 PM
Slim, I have a hard enough time being myself... how the fuck does anyone find the time to be everybody else? Maybe it's Mr. Fish..?
63. UNWASHEDMASSES - December 12, 2006 12:57 PM
Trolled? Nope. I was just telling it like it is, as always. But maybe the better analogy is Tyson-Spinks.
When did you guys become incapable of taking a joke?
64. RichPort - December 12, 2006 1:00 PM
#63 - I never pictured you like Spinks at all. That and you're usually pretty long winded. Oh, and funny. Sorry, that ain't you.
65. jFp - December 12, 2006 1:05 PM
movie-clip caption contest:
"When the only two things that come from Texas clash!".
66. Foxbase Alpha - December 12, 2006 1:05 PM
It looks like the Andy Kaufman set-up on Letterman back in '82 when Jerry "The King" Lawler punched him out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Kaufman
67. Pizzikatie - December 12, 2006 1:07 PM
Pauly Shore didn't lie... that was an audience FULL of white trash. Why do these idiots waste their money on tickets to a show when they obviously don't care about being entertained by the performer?
What a bunch of scummy, low-life pricks. I hope that guy goes to jail. I don't even like Pauly Shore all that much, but man.. that wasn't right. There is no excuse for walking on stage and punching someone. It's like people these days are blaming others for their actions. Keep control of YOURSELVES.
Whiiiiiiite trraaaaaaaash. Definitely.
68. YoMamma - December 12, 2006 1:07 PM
gawd, I knew he couldnt act, but that takes the cake. THat shit was SO STAGED.
ridiculous what people are willing to do for a buck.
idiots.
69. Pizzikatie - December 12, 2006 1:09 PM
And Michael Richards' hecklers were a bunch of freaking retards as well. People need to keep their MOUTHS SHUT when there is a performer on stage. Richards shouldn't have said what he said, but he had every right to freak out on those bastards.
70. John Doe Jr - December 12, 2006 1:12 PM
If anything the guy who punched him was angry he didn't get payed for his extra work, in the movie Son In Law.
71. NotANiceGirl - December 12, 2006 1:19 PM
Where is this guy when Rosie was ching-chong-chang'ing?
72. UNWASHEDMASSES - December 12, 2006 1:47 PM
#64 whatever. I'm not always long-winded, that's a cheap shot on your part, and sort of ironic coming from you. I don't much mind the trolls, they've never really bothered me. But I don't hang around much lately because because everybody's become irritable and paranoid. This thread = case in point.
73. brynot - December 12, 2006 2:12 PM
Total setup. Pauly is just trying to jumpstart that career on empty. Looks like it's helping a little.
74. ImmaAssClown - December 12, 2006 2:22 PM
WTF? Is it open season on stand ups now?
I'm not exactly a Pauly fan, but when did being a stand up become a contact sport?
Fucking Americans can find a way to fuck up any event.
and I am saying that as an American. it's true though... if isn't a punch up, it is a shoot out.
we need some fucking sense.
75. pennyroyal_tea8287 - December 12, 2006 2:48 PM
pauly shore is the greatest i wouldnt know in what bright mind of some one in wanting to do that to the coolest guy ever if staged or not that is not cool and if anyone who does not like pauly shore needs to be torchered and left in a dark hole and die
76. RichPort - December 12, 2006 3:28 PM
#72 - The long-winded comment was not a dig, just an observation. I am absolutely long-winded quite often. And there's no paranoia; I don't agree with UNWASHED's politics but whatever, he's funny. You are not. Run along now.
77. Ellie - December 12, 2006 3:39 PM
There's only 2 things that come from texas: Steers and Queers!
I guess that guy's a shinning example of why you 'don't mess with texas'.... fucking idiot.
78. angryandparanoid - December 12, 2006 4:20 PM
Dude, Odessa SUCKS. I use to live in that area. That whole permium basin area blows. Odessa is depressing, ugly, retarded, (I could go on and on)...
79. helistar - December 12, 2006 4:20 PM
Typical American Pussy! just because you disagree with someone you just go up there and assault the person (or country). Too bad Pauly wasn't a closet black belt so he could beat the shit out of this typical fat american bastard.
80. MargeAggedon - December 12, 2006 4:24 PM
Why hasn't he overdosed in some fleabag motel yet?
81. DrunkBlogger - December 12, 2006 4:41 PM
Whiskey, cardhardt jackets, large car antennas on old beat-up pick-ups trucks and large confederate flag belt buckles are sooo cool...at least for that crowd.
But that was pretty awesome.
82. MuchaCerveza - December 12, 2006 5:00 PM
What was the security guy doing the whole time? Touching himself? He gets paid to prevent this kind of stuff.
83. GG 4.33 - December 12, 2006 5:22 PM
TMZ is reporting that this was staged. Texans are still assholes, though...
84. Grope For Luna - December 12, 2006 5:35 PM
He's lonesome cowboy Burt, doncha get his feelins hurt...
This is bullshit! Polly appears to duck even before Burt's hand swings through.
85. DrunkBlogger - December 12, 2006 5:44 PM
FAKE. Not quite as awesome.
86. everdaisy - December 12, 2006 6:29 PM
I used to be a radio DJ for 6 months in Odessa...and yes, everyone is a white trash moron there. They don't take kindly to 'city humor." Sorry DU-UUDE, I feel for Pauly.
87. MillerLiteBlueDeuce - December 12, 2006 7:10 PM
stupid ass ignorant morons if ya'll cared to do an research,ya'll would've known that this was staged by Pauly, Rob the club owner & the guy that went onstage, and contrary to everyone's beliefs, Odessa isn't made up just of white trash, there are well educated hard working people here of all races. The media just seems to get off on making this place seem like nothing but ignorant hicks live here and for all of ya'll that dog this place, just remember this was once your home too idiots
88. Saera - December 12, 2006 7:22 PM
#18 took the words out of my mouth?
89. datter - December 12, 2006 7:29 PM
Fake.
http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/12/cops-say-pauly-shore-video-a-fake/
90. datter - December 12, 2006 7:30 PM
oh, that doesn't mean everyone involved isn't a complete moron btw. Yeeeehaw y'all.
91. 1980 - December 12, 2006 7:41 PM
"y'all" "y'all" <---vocab of a hick.
92. 1980 - December 12, 2006 7:41 PM
"y'all" is the vocab of a hick.
93. andreaa - December 12, 2006 7:52 PM
I've lived in Odessa my whole life with the exception of these last two years that i've in college. First off, the whole town is not "100 % white trash" as some would have you believe, almost half of Odessa's population is Hispanic. Secondly, I've been all over the country but people are way nicer in Odessa than anywhere I've ever been. Things aren't always as they appear.
94. Thikzipr - December 12, 2006 8:35 PM
Pauly got dropped like a bunny -- for dissin' some fat cowboy's honey -- Michael's problems are bigger, for screaming out nigger -- And they're both in the right....now THAT"S funny.. First ammendment people...
95. figdaddy - December 12, 2006 9:02 PM
you people who believe this clip is real need to get out from behind your computer screens and get a life. you post your comments about a place you have never been to nor know nothing about.this clip was staged and if you believe its real you prove my point that you're a DUMBASS!!!!!!THINK BEFORE YOU SPEEK AND RESEARCH BEFORE YOU POST.....
96. dirt chicken - December 12, 2006 9:48 PM
#95 How about you research how to spell
SPEAK ? Lighten up, jackass ...
97. James - December 12, 2006 9:54 PM
Good to know Texas doesn't like faggy has been actors. Y'all is a contraction of You All. 92 fuck you, you're just jealous us country folks are smarter than gnats like you. 92 must be either black liberal or a wigger because only dumbshit kevin federline eminem rap music fans make fun of real Americans.
98. strzchick04 - December 12, 2006 9:57 PM
aww man!! Now i wish i would of payed those $35 to go, not for the comedy routine, but for the almost knockout!!
99. strzchick04 - December 12, 2006 9:59 PM
Oh yeah!! Not all texans are hicks
100. libtard - December 12, 2006 10:27 PM
Good Christ, I hate Texans more than Idahoans. WTF is Pauly Shore doing in a club like that? Who the Hell thought that booking was a grand idea? Has it come to THIS, Pauly? I think the time has come to become "Paul, the ex-comedian car salesman."
However, ANY group of people that scream out, "Hit him!" and then laugh after somebody gets punched is white trash.
Forget comedians, they just need to throw some sawdust on the floor and have a fuckin' hootinanny.
These people are the trashiest of the white trash and I don't even LIKE Pauly Shore.
101. libtard - December 12, 2006 10:45 PM
#97
Come on... Even YOU can't believe that Texans are smarter than the rest of Americans. I mean, sure, it sounds nice when you're screaming it out at a KKK rally and all; but in the dead of night when you can't sleep you can't help but realize that all ya'lls neighbors are inbred racists.
Oh, and so are you. Black Liberals and Wiggers are not real Americans?
102. libtard - December 12, 2006 10:50 PM
I forgot to add that I found your post name "James" to be a little too northern and therefore Non-American. From now on you will be Jim-Bob the Cousin-fucker.
And 1980 is right: "ya'll" IS a hick word. I use it myself and I'm not afraid to agree. Ya'll need to come to terms with your inner redneck.
103. Mujaki - December 13, 2006 12:03 AM
Ah hell... this actually explains a lot. I honestly feel quite bad for Pauly Shore... the club is within walking distance from my house, sandwiched between a Tejano Bar and a Pizza Hut. Little things like this make me lose a little more faith in humanity everyday. Yes, there are always people who turn up to these things ready to give shit to the performer, but we had Goddamn Vanilla Ice perform two years ago and nobody did anything stupid.
Regardless of what has been said, Odessa is not a place one likes to visit. In the 80's, a group of Churches banded together to form a cross along the intersection of 42nd and Andrews Highway to protect the town from Ozzy Osbourne. A city that didn't get with the whole de-segregation thing until the mid-eighties. While a far cry from the hell it was ten years ago, the collective lack of intelligence is shocking.
-Matt Rios
104. libtard - December 13, 2006 12:29 AM
Is Ozzy a vampire?
105. dovescry1999 - December 13, 2006 1:02 AM
Stupid ass washed up comedians can't take the heat...
Someone should have done the same thing to Michael Richards
"man, you got knocked the FUCK OUT!!!!!!!"
106. ImaCracka - December 13, 2006 4:09 AM
Well I hope "hoss" enjoyed his nite in the slammer and the future court dates for assault.... And I guess he cant argue it..... It's on film.....
What a dipshit..... Urban Cowpie
107. the boy - December 13, 2006 4:15 AM
I'm not a Pauly Shore fan, but that was bullshit. Definitely makes me wish he was as bulked up as Carrot Top to see what the outcome might've been. That fuckin' hick should've gotten benched...
108. ImaCracka - December 13, 2006 4:18 AM
Hmmmm..... Found this on TMZ.com... I smell something fishy....... And it aint my mother in law who is visiting!!!
http://cdn.digitalcity.com/tmz_documents/shore_release.pdf
Guy is still a cowpie......LOL
109. shifty - December 13, 2006 4:41 AM
Way to fake a hit and make yourself look like a pussy Pauly. "Dude, stop stop, I'm sorry I'm sorry"? At least Andy Kaufman had the wherewithal to stick to his guns with his fake hit, he didnt puss out and start begging not to be hit...I'm surprised we didnt hear him scream "Not in the face!"
110. 1980 - December 13, 2006 6:22 AM
#97 actually im neither a "black liberal" or "wigger" and im DEFINITELY not jealous of "ya'll country folk" I don't think any city girl would be jealous of someone from texas.
you just proved my point that texans can't take a joke, especially when its against them. don't hate me because you can't stop saying "ya'll", if you travel anywhere outside of the south and say "ya'll", they will think you're a hick. its just the truth, so chill out dude.
111. camabron - December 13, 2006 6:46 AM
This Pauly dude acted like a fuking pussy. As soon as that fart stepped on stage I'd be ready al right.
112. Carl Groover - December 13, 2006 7:58 AM
http://odessapd.com/NewsReleases/docs/pauly%20shore.pdf
Don't be stupid, people.
113. spatz - December 13, 2006 8:08 AM
what a pussy.
114. angryandparanoid - December 13, 2006 8:20 AM
Ok, so an old friend from Odessa confirmed that the video is fake and they had it on the retarded local news there. Odessa is still a white trash, bible thumper, redneck, ignorant, ugly, uninspiring, town. And contrary to their belief, it is a TOWN, not a CITY. A CITY has culture, interesting places, and doesn't SUCK MAJOR ASS. And to the losers who are crying about how Odessa is actually a great place.... these are the people who haven't LIVED anywhere else. I can almost bet none of you hicks have traveled to Paris, and lived there for over a year, or anywhere else for that matter because if you had, YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT ODDESSA SUCKS. You have to actually experience the WORLD around you to realize that you’re wasting your life in a crappy town like Odessa. You need to LIVE, BREATHE, maybe even learn another language other than HICK. And tex-mex doesn't count. But noooo, they always stand up for their uptight town, by saying ignorant shit like "I’ve been to (insert major metropolitan area) and it just has a bunch of (insert racist or other similar words such as QUEER - they like to use that one a lot)." And the fact that they are receiving any attention for Friday Night Lights or this Pauly Shore crap is annoying. Shit, it's annoying that I still even CARE about how SUCKY that town is. I guess when you have to suffer a shitty town like that, you are always going to deal with the trauma. And it's not that I hate small towns, I have been to many charming small towns, but Odessa SUCKS. And you know what? I bet all the local yokels are going to post now, because they heard about this on their shitty local yokel news. And they are going to try to enlighten me on how I don't know shit, because Odessa rules. Yee-haw. Word to advice to other posters out there: Never put down their beloved Dubya (aka Bush). I can't believe that I am on the other side of the world, and still have to be reminded of that shitty town.
115. blessed_be25 - December 13, 2006 8:21 AM
fuck YA'LL yankees.....
116. fblau - December 13, 2006 8:25 AM
Haha...
Texas sucks. All except for the Steve Earle part, that is.
117. nebogart - December 13, 2006 8:32 AM
So seriously, I know Pauly's whole career is making himself look like an ass but this stunt went a bit too far. I hope Pauly got at least a splinter from fake falling on the hicks stage.
118. 86 - December 13, 2006 8:36 AM
Wrong, Oklahoma sucks. That's why Texas hasn't fallen off into the Gulf.
119. libtard - December 13, 2006 8:38 AM
#115.....that was cute.
120. CaliSurfGirl - December 13, 2006 8:42 AM
#93 - i'v been all over the world too. i use to live in dallas, and i have been to odessa. i also use to live in nyc, and i would take an angry new yorker over a redneck any day. btw - #93 is right, most of odessa is hispanic. but there is still many a redneck in that west texas region. plus, their sister city is midland. to me midland and odessa are the same place. midland has more going on. still boring.
121. 86 - December 13, 2006 8:43 AM
Odessa loves them some high school football.
122. fame is funny - December 13, 2006 9:03 AM
I don't understand, if it was a prank, why wasn't it funnier or more thought out?
A fantastic comedian from Texas is Bill Hicks. He talks about Texas a lot as well.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hicks
That was a lame stunt, and he has his share of flops, but I can't say I don't love Encino Man, or that I wouldn't mind passing a spliff with Pauly. I'm sure he's a funny guy, just makes bad career choices.
123. jrzmommy - December 13, 2006 9:59 AM
Staged? OH-WUH! I was just about to say what great day this turned out to be!
124. Jedi Kevin - December 13, 2006 10:29 AM
Fake? I say we make it real...
125. Jenster - December 13, 2006 10:38 AM
id call him a washed up hack,but he dosent really have anything other than "son in law"
to be washed up about.
I betcha his agent can't even get him a gig on the surreal life
126. HolisticWisdomcom - December 13, 2006 12:01 PM
I did not like Pauly Shore, but of course seeing a bully pick on anyone makes me mad. So I posted that I felt it was terrible.
Now that I know it was fake, I dislike him even more.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
127. LL - December 13, 2006 12:31 PM
I think we're all wishing now that someone had dropped Pauly Shore for reals... the only people more retarded than the rednecks who help someone pull a lame-ass "prank" is the person who comes up with said lame-ass prank in the first place. If this is an example of Pauly's comedy stylings now, no wonder he's playing places like Odessa.
I think someone from Odessa should go to Pauly Shore's house and punch him for real, just because. And make sure to videotape it, so we can all enjoy it on You Tube.
And I believe it's "Permian Basin."
And yeah, "y'all" is a hick thing to say, but so what? It doesn't sound any more ignorant than "youse guys."
Finally, yeah, Oklahoma sorta sucks too. I should know, I'm from there.
128. WhiteTrashOdessan - December 13, 2006 12:50 PM
Well now, looks like all of the Odessa bashers out there get to eat a little crow. You know who you are. The one's who used such eloquent language as "fuckin' white trash", "dumb hicks" and "scummy low-life pricks". You know, the intelligent ones. As it turns out, the whole thing was staged. The audience was instructed how to react and the cop was in on the whole thing. After reading all of the posts insulting my home town and the people who live here by idiots who know nothing of this town, it gives me great pleasure knowing that all of you "cultured and intelligent" non-white trash anti-rednecks were duped by your HERO, Pauly Shore. And to make things even better, us "white trash dumb hicks" are in on the gag and are laughing (along with Mr. Shore)at your stupidity for buying into the whole thing! By the way, on a personal note to angryandparanoid, I HAVE traveled around the world and I AM educated. As a matter of fact, I'm educated enough to realize when I'm reading the rantings of a pretentious ass who obviously suffers from self-esteem issues. A little therapy may be in order for you. Just a thought...
129. Brigs - December 13, 2006 12:58 PM
This can't be fake. I've seen Pauly Shore act.
130. BSfan - December 13, 2006 2:51 PM
To think, I cheered for the guy that knocked him out when I first heard this.
Now its just another unfunny thing Pauly Shore has done.
#128
I could go on an itellectual rant about how you don't read, and came in amazingly late. I could talk about how everyone already knows its fake and you are just proving that people from Odessa suck, but I'll just settle for terms you might be able to understand.
You sir.....
Are a DUMBASS!
131. BarbadoSlim - December 13, 2006 3:37 PM
@128 read what you posted (what all these people did). Now explain to me how that is not the MOST retarded thing you've ever heard.
How high is the unemployment rate in Odessa? 'cause obviously people got a lot of time on their hands. Planning hoaxes with hack comedians?
oof, you people suck.
132. WhiteTrashOdessan - December 13, 2006 3:58 PM
#130
I also could go on an intellectual rant (as opposed to your "itellectual rant") about how some people are so mentally inferior that their best debating skills consist only of slinging schoolyard curses at those they disagree with.
However, that won't be necessary
because you sir...
Just proved my point.
133. WhiteTrashOdessan - December 13, 2006 4:12 PM
#131
You are absolutely right. That is one of the stupidest displays I've ever witnessed.
To answer your question, the unemployment rate in Odessa is almost zero, but that doesn't mean we don't have our share of idiots with too much time on their hands living here. Now here's my question: Do you think it's really fair for people to hurl racist slurs, curses and insults at an entire community of 100,000 GOOD people simply because a few idiots agreed to participate in an ill-advised publicity stunt cooked up by a hack comedian that no one really likes anyway?
134. angryandparanoid - December 13, 2006 9:50 PM
WhiteTrashOdessan: You obviously couldn't take living and breathing in cultured cities. After all, you say you’re a world traveler. You know the difference between living in another country, and being a tourist is? The difference is that tourists never experience living a new life. You get to gawk, and stay in fancy hotels. You would learn way more if you lived abroad for a while. I have never in my life met a "world traveler" that preferred ugly ass white trash TOWNS to beautiful, cultured cities.
I'm not saying that you have to be a world traveler or live abroad to enjoy life. Many people haven't had time to do it yet, or they already live in an interesting place that they are happy in. It's beneficial to travel and live abroad, but not necessary. HOWEVER, if you are a white trash hick that doesn't know shit, and you blindly stand up for a crappy town, people get pissed because of your ignorance. It SCREAMS ignorance when you say to people who have seen Odessa for themselves, and tell them that it's actually a great place. Poster #120 and #103 both have firsthand knowledge of Odessa, and they both say negative things about it. Plus countless other people who already have the common knowledge that Texas sucks in general.
Oh, and before you start spewing inaccurate numbers at innocent people: the population of Odessa doesn't exceed 100,000. It's in the mid 90's. And anyone interested can look it up on google and see for themselves. I’ve been to places in the 200,000 mark, and the locals refer themselves as a town. And these were places WAY more interesting and had WAY more going for them than Shitdessa. So please, do not damage the word "city" by using it in the same sentence as Odessa ever again. Oh, and the unemployment rate is only close to 0 (if you consider 5% close to 0) if you are a white trash male or female. The numbers are much higher if you are a Hispanic, black, or any other race besides hillbilly. Don't believe me? Check it all out at city-data.com.
Oh, and I don't think I'm the one with self-esteem issues. After all, I'm not the one torturing myself by living in Odessa am I?
And if you think I'm pretentious for hating your home town, I'm not alone... because you know what? TONS OF PEOPLE THINK TEXAS SUCKS! That includes your SHITTY TOWN ODESSA.
And to the poster who said people are nicer in Odessa than other places...you're full of shit. Odessa is a clannish, bible thumpery, lip-pursing, judgmental town that is afraid of new ideas and new people. This is from my own experience, and #103 seems to have the same idea.
And Pauly Shore isn't my hero. Especially if he sucks enough to perform in Odessa.
WhiteTrashOdessan: So, if you ever grow a fucking mind, please let me know.
135. libtard - December 13, 2006 10:29 PM
Gee, I was all lined up to give some to white trash odessan, but it seems kinda pointless now. I guess I'll just stand behind angryandparanoid and glare menacingly.
136. James - December 14, 2006 2:09 AM
Oh so Pauly is desperate for attention, not a shocker at all. He'll get his additional few minutes and return to being a faggy has been dipshit actor who should go away like the others.
137. WhiteTrashOdessan - December 14, 2006 6:44 AM
angryandparanoid: First, who said I've never lived abroad? You've made an inaccurate assumption base on limited information. Someone of your superior intellect and culture should never commit such a gaffe. Second, I never used the word "city" in any of my posts. If you would stop frothing at the mouth for a moment and take a breath, you would see that I used the term "community". As far as your statistics on population are concerned, here's a direct quote from Wikipedia concerning Odessa. "The city and its surrounding suburbs had a population of 125,339 as of 2005." (Someone needs to call Wikipedia and set them straight on the usage of the word "city".) Your unemployment rate statistics are also a bit outdated. The actual current unemployment rate is just over 3% as of November 2006. That's as close to "almost zero" as you're going to get in ANY town, community or "cultured" city, but I digress.
It's clear from your posts that you absolutely HATE Odessa. You also hate Texas in general. I'm guessing, from the tone of all your posts, that you hate just about everyone and everything. Even the screen name you chose speaks volumes about what's going on inside your head. Seriously, dude, get some help.
Now, as for myself, I'm through wasting my time on you (and this pointless debate). Have a nice life and hope you get well soon.
138. CaliSurfGirl - December 14, 2006 8:12 AM
where still on this? come on people. first of all, both city-data and wikipedia are correct. city-data focused on odessa alone, and wikipedia included surrounding suburbs. second of all, why are we still talking about a dumb comedian and a boring town in texas? third of all, did you people not read my post about how odessa is mainly hispanic?
dude, odessa sucks but most of texas does. don't go there if you don't like it, and if you do like it, please stay there and don't come to california and talk to me about texas :P
the superfish is going to have new posts soon, and we can all forget about this one because it will be on the next page.
139. cole007 - December 14, 2006 2:33 PM
THIS GOT OUT OF HAND!
I went to high school in Odessolate.
I went to college in Lubbock - which is even WORSE if you can imagine. At least you can get good weed in Odessa.
I high-tailed it out of satan's rectal part of texas after my useless degree from Texas Tech, and have lived happily in Boston and Manhattan for over 10 years now.
I am indeed, however, planning on moving back to Texas, Austin, to be exact, where at least you have a buffer zone to people from Odessa, and its widely considered, the blue city in a red state.
Americans in general, SUCK. I have been all over the world, my family is not from this country, which explains why I am so cool, and everyone else sucks. HA!
I can't believe everyone is going all ape shit about an old oil town out in the desert. hey-suse on the cross...
140. Truthseeker013 - December 31, 2006 3:52 PM
Mama said knock you out! I'm gonna knock you out!
Thank you, Mister Cool J...
141. HollywoodSnark - March 27, 2007 10:29 AM
nice....but it looks real